Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Empire

Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Ronan the Accuser (w/ a red lantern ring), The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, and The Thing, The Flash, Shazam, and Bowser: King of Koopa.

The Empire is Galactus, Silver Surfer, Red Skull, Shredder, and Rabban Harkonen (w/ two blasters).


Hey Y'all, The Neon Master Pogo here just enjoying a little trip to Washington D.C. On my week off. Hittin up a few tours getting my #murica on. Just saw the Washington Monument and now I'm pullin up to The White House. Wow!! That sure is weird, look at all these spaceships flyin in they must be doing an Independence Day reenactment or something. HOLY CRAP!! There must be a match today after all, and it's starting now!!

The commanding presence of Galactus is felt by all in the district as he is ushered in by his reinstated herald The Silver Surfer. The Surfer may have gotten Galactus to promise not to destroy the earth all those decades ago, but Galactus never said he wouldn't throw down if a ruckus started up in the capitol. Red Skull, Shredder, and Rabban take a small shuttle down to the ground to get set up and immediately start picking off some frightened civilians with their eclectic weapons just for the hay of it. The Dino-Mites have less of a pro-wrestling style entrance as Mr. Fantastic leads the Fantastic Eight down to a secure location inside The White House. As a member of The Illuminati, Mr. Fantastic knows exactly how to get into the Oval Office and secure his team, before he attempts to formulate a plan to stop the Mighty Galactus from destroying not just his squad, but Washington D.C. completely.

“I am going to need some time if I am going to create another Ultimate Nullifier to stop Galactus. That means the seven of you are going to need to not only hold off Galactus, but also take out the rest of The Empire. You guys think you are up to it”?? Says Mr. Fantastic.

The Flash replies: “Ehh, honestly. I kinda doubt it. Have you seen the size of that guy”??

Ronan, who has always been a very angry and accusatory individual has pretty much gotten out of hand with his hateful accusations since he acquired his new red lantern ring. I saw him accuse a White House staffer on the way in of trying to trip Bowser even though they were no where near each other. Then I heard him get into an argument with Human Torch insisting that he stole his pillow back at the base and that it had the burn marks to prove it. But perhaps this will be a good thing for the Dino-Mites.

Ronan speaks, saying: “I care not what Barry Allen believes. We shall destroy The Empire this day. It is justice after all. My people had a treaty with Galactus that he broke when he stole all of our patio umbrellas on Kree, and Silver Surfer himself personally farted in my mother's hair last Thursday. They stand accused and they shall suffer”.

Bowser retorts: “Yeah, I'm pretty sure none of that happened, but whatever. Let's go stomp these goons”.

Ronan speaks once more before the seven Dino-Mites exit into battle: “Let us fight gloriously this day as unified warriors, who happen to have bubble fighting fun down tight; BUT I say this once only. Leave Red Skull for me. We have unfinished business. I must have my revenge personally after he upper-decked the toilet of my favorite taco restaurant in 2013. The take-out service HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME”.

Ronan makes good on his promise as the battle begins. The Dino-Mites draw first red blood as Red Lantern Ronan sees red as he spews red energy vomit from his red ring on to the red face of The Red Skull.

As the Dino-Mites regroup on top of the White House roof, Silver Surfer ushers in Galactus who summons a powerful blast of energy, The Surfer joins with him as they send some power cosmic down upon the huddled group of Dino-Mites; but Invisible Girl creates the thickest invisible shield she can around herself and her teammates. Galactus and The Surfer let up and are shocked to see that the team is still standing. Invisible Girl yells to her team to “SCATTER” as the force field dissipates and she falls to the ground exhausted. Human Torch takes to the air but turns to see his sister collapsed on the roof of the White House, He begins to turn back, but before he can rescue her he sees Shredder stab her in the chest with ninja precision and disappear into a smoke cloud of his own creation.

Bowser is on a search for the stealthy Shredder, when the muscular, fat frame of Rabban Harkonen leaps down sloppily from a ledge and begins blasting the Koopa to pieces. The Beast Rabban drops his blasters and disgustingly begins cutting apart the dinosaur like creature so he can prepare a feast of its flesh later. This greedy and gruesome exercise is cut short by Ronan who screams: “THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY COUSIN'S TRICYCLE AND RUBBING SALAMI ON IT” as he blasts the royal Harkonen into oblivion. Ronan stands triumphant over the scorched body of Rabban as he is disintegrated by a blast from the finger of Galactus.

Silver Surfer flies in fast to join the fight when Shazam screams “HE'S MINE”. “Hold up kid, we got this”. Human Torch says overbearingly to the young Billy Batson in his adult, muscular form. The Flash adds: “You got a ton of heart kid, but this guy is out of control tough, why don't you leave him to us veterans”. The Thing nods in agreement as he joins Torch and Flash to battle with The Silver Surfer. The Surfer is zipping through the district as incredible speeds and is absolutely shocked to see The Flash not only catch him but pass him up. “Try and keep up Mr. Clean” The Flash yells as Silver Surfer kicks up his speed with everything he has got. Human Torch attempts to cut the Surfer off at the pass, causing the Surfer to bank left and then bank right to avoid a car that had just been thrown at him by The Thing. The Flash sees that this opponent is one of the most powerful he has ever faced as he pushes the Speed Force to the limit and races right toward the Surfer. The Flash hits the surf board of his enemy unleashing a cosmic power that sends The Flash hurdling back into the speed force in pieces but also breaks the board in two. Human Torch hits the falling Surfer knocking him completely off balance and scorching him terribly. The injured and disheveled Surfer turns as falling in mid-air in an attempt to blast Human Torch, but unfortunately for him, that is not the Fantastic Four member he should have been focused on. The Surfer begins to fall right in front of The Thing who delivers a perfectly timed punch with 85 plus tons of power behind it to the face of The Silver Surfer which cracks his opponent's neck, right before the broken cosmic surfboard hits The Thing in the chest cutting him in two.

Galactus begins to prepare to consume The White House, when Human Torch radios back to Mr. Fantastic. “Listen up boss, we need that Ultimate Nullifier now because the big purple dude IS ABOUT TO DO HIS THING”.

“It isn't quite ready yet Johnnhy” Richards replies.

“Ready or not Reed, WE NEED IT NOW”!! Says Torch.

Reed Richards, elongates his body to snake through a window, with the Ultimate Nullifier in his hand. He stretches around cosmic counter-measures being thrown at his by Galactus, who is simultaneously preparing his body to engulf and consume the entire White House. Mr. Fantastic radios back to his two surviving teammates a grim message: “Sorry boys, I didn't have time to finish the Nullifier. This isn't going to do the trick by itself; but hopefully it will damage him enough to finish the fight. I won't know though, because for me; this is a one way trip”.........

Johnny Storm yells: “NOOOOOO REED!! As his brother-in law forms himself into a ball with his contraption inside and bounces right into the chest of Galactus. A huge explosion booms creating a decent size hole in the side of Galactus. Galactus lets out a scream that is heard all the way across the continent, but remains standing in an angered state, now more than ever intent on consuming The White House.

Human Torch is dropped-jawed with no clue as to what to do, when he sees a young Billy Batson running across the roof of The White House in human child form. “Kid, NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING”?!!? The Human Torch yells as Billy leaps off the roof screaming: “SHAZAM” and flying headfirst into the hole on the side of Galactus made by Reed Richards. As the young Super-hero comes flying out the other side of Galactus, the explosion that ensues dwarfs the previous one.

Human Torch flies over to the battered body of Shazam which transforms back into the young Billy Batson. Gasping for his final breaths with pieces of the mighty Galactus raining down upon the District Batson says: “Did I get him Johnny..... Did I get him”????........

A tear burns down the face of Human Torch's flaming hot face as he says: “Yeah Kid.... You got him”.