George Washington's Slaves Vs. Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
George Washington's Slaves are Sandworm #15-20, Starship Trooper #1-9, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #7, & Doozer #14.
Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander John Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Corker, Tim O'Neil, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Anthony Pickolo, Tug Speedman, Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Alpa Chino, Kevin Sandusky, Sam Whitwicky, Dick Trickle, Silicon Valerie, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalie Kassel, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Ookla the Mok, Balrog #2, Col. Guy Gardner, Red, Storm Trooper #49, Aerial Clone Trooper Captain #, Aerial Clone Trooper #1-6, Ewok #52-57, Fremen #64-69. & Brachiosaur #10.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Storm Trooper #52-80, Velociraptor #31-48, Army Soldier #101-118, & Lala.
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Sandworm #1-5, Graboid #1, King Leonidas, Ginaz Swordsmen #10, Moon Knight, & Al Queada Terrorist #1-20.
Before this match begins we have a brief press conference with The Commissioner himself: Head Watcher, Chief Evangelist, and President of The Fantasy Fantasy League: Joshatu.
"This is Brit Hume from Fox News here to cover recent unfolding events regarding Joshatu's bold new match combining initiative. You may not think that this is big news, or something that we should be covering, but with President Obama keeping us out of the loop; and not allowing us to cover any real news stories we have to do something... I mean, after all we gotta eat too". Brit Hume continues by taking the first question: "Joshatu, this is a strange way of going about the witnessing of this week's matches by combining two of the battles, would you be alright with it if one of the other Watchers were to do something similar to this? I mean what if Mikeatu decided that he wanted to pull a stunt like this? Joshatu says: "I would appreciate it if you would refer to me as Mr. Commissioner, my friends and equals call me Joshatu and I'm basically to good for both of those things". Brit Hume comes back: "My apologies Mr. Commissioner, but would you care to answer the question now"? "I don't really care if I answer it or not to tell you the truth, but I will anyway. First off, I believe you mentioned Mikeatu, I would be surprised if he could even handle such a job. It's pretty obvious that one match a week is kicking his butt; but no I would not approve of the other Watchers combining matches, my job is to make the rules, their job is to follow them". replies The Commish. Sean Hannity chimes in next with: "Hmmm, that's an interesting thing to say about a Watcher who has contributed for two seasons now full time. If you had such a problem with your fellow Watchers than why did you make a big deal at the end of last season about bringing in Chrisatu"? Joshatu responds: "Hang on a second. By me saying that a watcher isn't as capable as me is not a negative criticism, I mean it is obvious that no one is as capable as me. Besides, I have more important things to talk about than the other watchers, if there was going to be a press conference about the lesser watchers than I would probably make one of them, or somebody else that actually cares hold it. I am sure I have a cosmic closet that needs to be cleaned out somewhere. As for Chrisatu, I brought him on because I needed someone to take the pressure off of the fans. I think they might have been overly entertained by my matches and we needed to kick it down a notch". The Press Room becomes a bit disheveled after these rude remarks when Bill O'Reilly step up to the microphone: "Mr. Commissioner, how do you feel about the fans who have been publicly saying how much they miss Nickatu"? Josh says: “Hmm. Idiots, all of em. They can keep on missing him. I fired that guy for a reason. When ya suck ya suck. Next Question”. Dennis Miller chimes in with “Listen babe. this ain’t what they’re sayin out on the street. And I don’t know why you had to go out and bring in two new great watchers this year if it wasn’t Nickatu that left you like you were a fattened up K-Fed beggin Brittany for the keys to The Ferrari. I mean that stories got more holes in it than Julius Caesar’s toga”. Joshatu is visibly annoyed as he answers with: “Listen Miller, I already told you why I brought on Chrisatu, and I brought on Griffatu cause he has been bugging me to get back into the league since he left in year one and I just finally got sick of all the whining”. Greta Van Sustern asks the next question: “Well, Mr. Commissioner, you can’t deny that bringing on these other Watchers hasn’t worked out. The new watchers are definitely getting a foothold in the league and look how well Bryatu has done since you brought him in Year 2. Do you have any comments about him”? Josh retorts: “Who”? Greta comes back with: “Bryatu, he was only considered by many to be the best Watcher of last season, and he’s been Watching for the league ever since the beginning of year 2”. Josh replies: “Hmm, never heard of him”. Greta walks away flustered when Allan Combs comes to the microphone. “Mr. Commissioner, is it true that you are pretending to be upset about the lagging of the site, because you are actually just jealous that Ryatu is posting pictures and songs along with his matches and that you simply don’t know how to do that”. The Commish retorts: “That’s ridiculous. I don’t care what Ryatu does with his matches, and of course I know how to do that, I just choose not to. If he feels like he needs to post a bunch of garbage along with his matches, just to keep up with my skills than so be it. The truth is though, I have more important things to do right now than talk about people that nobody cares about, so the long story short of it all is as follows: I combined two matches this week. Nobody else is allowed to do that. Why? You ask? Because I make the rules and you deal with what I have to say and just be lucky that I let you all be a part of the masterful art form known as The Fantasy Fantasy League. Peace Out losers”.
The match begins with members of all four teams scrambling like mad at the sight of Sandworm #4 blasting out of The Geonosis dunes and coming down hard with an open mouth full of future crysknives ready to devour all who dare disgrace his dunes. In this opening attack Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino, Secret Agent Zero, J.C., Jeff Portnoy, Kirk Lazarus, Deuce, Starship Trooper #6, Velociraptors #32, 35, 40, 41, & 48, Army Soldiers #105, 108-111, & 117, and Terrorist #5, 9, & 16 are all killed. King Leonidas leads his team into a small rock cave outcropping. Although, it is not just his team that follows him. Every member of all four teams who can make it into the cave rush over there for safety. Once inside, the teams do not even attempt to do battle with one another. There is only one thing out there that they all fear, and it is not each other. They watch as the enormous Brachiosaurus, that was brought by The Layander’s crew is totally dwarfed and then easily ripped apart by the looming Sandworm #17. The Velociraptors are out in the center of the open desert doing battle with Graboid #1, when the pack hunters begin to get an upper hand on their prehistoric counterpart despite losing several of their pack to the super strong tentacles of the Graboid. The raptors would have more than likely won the skirmish, but before they could Sandworm #18 did them in. Balrog #2 attempts to engage in epic battle with Sandworm #2 as it comes crashing out of the sands, but the mystical whip of the balrog does very little to hinder let alone damage Shai Halud. The Balrog ‘s fire is quelled within the belly of the massive worm. Ookla the Mok gets tired of just standing around and not fighting, so he decides to get rowdy and “start a riot in this cave” unfortunately for him he finds out that he doesn’t run this and is killed by the swords of Ginaz Swordsmen #10 and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #7, who are not even on the same team, but have been conversing about the wonders of Ginaz ever since they have been in the cave. Col. Guy Gardner, Lala, and Nathan Bridger sit down together and come to the realization that there are quit a few dudes in this cave who are soldiers trained to do nothing more than die for their cause. They figure that although it is a long shot, maybe if they were sent out into the dunes that they could do some damage against the worms and maybe make a breakthrough in this seemingly doomed fight. Lala stands up on a rock (making her about four feet tall) and speaks to the gathering of teams. She eloquently explains that they must make a play for greatness and that they must attempt to destroy these worms or be doomed to hide in this cave forever. The troopers are easily riled and begin to head out for glory on the battlefield. All of the Storm Troopers from The Brigade and The Kitties join together behind the aerial team, along with the Army Soldiers and Ewoks. The Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen from The Slaves leads their crew of Starship Troopers, who genuinely think that they are going to be able to tell the difference between their six worms and The Murderflies five. Doozer #14 gets stepped on in the process. King (and Head Coach) Leonidas attempts to tell his terrorists that the Sandworms are on their team and that them destroying everything is a good thing, but he just shrugs his shoulders when they decide to go kill the worms for Allah. Surprisingly enough, Lala’s speech was powerful enough to enlist Major Maxim, Col. Guy Gardner, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Corker, and Natalie Kassle to join in the battle as well. This move actually works to kill many more sandworms than I as the all-knowing watcher thought it could. The sloppy walking of this mass of people causes the alarming of so many sandworms that once they are all called to the area, infighting begins between them. Sandworms #2, 4, 15, 17, and 18 are all killed when the massive beasts all started colliding with each other. All who were foolish enough to join the charge were killed as an afterthought. The Fremen begin to tell tales of how Sandworms have been killed in the past and they then speak of how foolhardy those soldiers were for attempting to battle with Shai Halud. The Fremen decide that although they do not pretend to be able to defeat the great worms that they are no longer safe in the cave. They tell everyone else that they do have the knowledge and ability to ride on sandworms and that they may even be able to take a few people with them. No person in the cave takes them up on the offer as they all believe that the cave is by far the safest place to be. The Fremen then set a thumper just outside the cave and begin to wait. The thumper summons Sandworm #5 and the Fremen quickly use their hooks to climb up the side of the worm and ride off into the distance. Some of the people in the cave begin to doubt their choice and wish that they had gone with the Fremen. The Fremen ride on the worm for many miles and get far away from the battle, but by the time the worm finally stops about ninety miles away from the cave, all six Fremen have already fallen to their deaths. Lala, King Leonidas, Ginaz Swordsmen #10, Moon Knight, the remaining Sequest crew members The Peach, and Assassin X begin to talk about how they should probably begin battling with each other. They realize that the cave they have chosen is going to keep them safe from the sandworms for as long as they need it to, but that they still do all have a match to fight and that they should begin at some point. They all just wish to conduct the match in a fair and honorable way due to the fact that they have all earned the respect of one another since their time together in the cave. King Leonidas and Lala develop a plan where four corners of the cave can be sectioned off and a time limit be set before the battle within the battle begins. Several other come up with worthwhile additions to the rules when all of the sudden dust and small rocks begin to fall from the cave’s ceiling. They do not realize that Sandworm #1, the king of all the worms; who has only gotten bigger and bigger since he was drafted in Season One has landed on top of the cave and is crushing it with its mammoth underbelly. It only takes moments for the cave to collapse and for all of its inhabitants to be killed. The worms continue to in-fight with each other, but I, the all-powerful watcher decide to stop the match before more worms are killed due to the fact that...
BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES AND GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Hannah vs the Taco Benders
"Yay, my parents are back together which exonerate's me from being the cause of their divorce" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "The Compassionate" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's are: Dex-Star,, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Batzarro, Capatin Latin America, Cannon Man, The Bottomless Stomach & Kid-Nee, Ginny Weasly, Luna Lovegood, Spider-Man, Claire Danes, Lady Gaga, Jen Linley, Mrs. Doubtfire, Black Lantern Dozer #1, and Dozer #13
The Tijuana Taco Benders are: Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave, Charmeleon, Cole, Macron, Reece, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More, Private Hive, Sandworm #9, Sandworm #13, El Blanco, and The Revanchist
"Where is he? I gotta a bone to pick with that little f****r!" screams Jen Linley as the Commandos teleport to the desert.
"Whoa, whoa. Calm down Jen, tell me what the problem is. I'm a fellow teenage actor, I'm sure I can relate" says Claire Danes.
"F*** you. Mod Squad sucked, and your boobs looked weird in Shopgirl" hisses the pissed off Dawson's Creeker. "There he is. Hey! Black lantern Dozer!. What the f*** man? Why'd you kill me last week you a*****e?"
"Oh. Was that you? Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to what was going on" shrugs the black lantern Dozer.
"WHAT!" roars Jen "How could you NOT pay attention to what's been going on with me? I thought you, me and BL Prime were like a team. Three lovable ruffians who overcome all odds to hilariously win the day for our team? I..." Jens lowers her voice "I let you play with my boobies!"
"Yeah, and that was way cool of you, it was." begins BL Dozer #1 "But maybe the best time to pull the funbags out to play isn't during a battle on the Playoff Planet. Between an awesome set of jugs and the possibility yo kill a whole bunch of people, I kinda lost my head. I'm sorry"
"Is this really the best time for this?" asks Claire Danes "I mean, this whole conversation seems very inappropriate"
No sooner are the words out of Danes' mouth then the vile, despicable Dozer tears hers heart out, then spits on her corpse
"Screw you" he says "You don't talk to my #1 b***h like that. We got stuff we're working on over here"
"Aww" says Jen "Am I really your #1 b***h?"
"You know it doll" says the black lantern, as he starts to blush "Now calm down, we got us a fight to win and I don't need you getting all wet out in the desert. Yet"
"You got it babe, but later..." Jen winks
"You know it." smiles BL Dozer #1 "Now where's Prime? We got some s**t to do"
"Guys. Guys." roars black lantern Prime "You gotta see this. I told Gaga we were probably gonna fight some Sandworms so the idiot wrapped herself in tan fabric and is trying to burrow in the sand to 'be one with the sandy little monsters' it's HILARIOUS!"
"Dude, that's awesome." says bl Dozer #1 "Oh, hey guys. What's up?" the three musketeers of the depraved finally notice that the rest of their team is standing behind them, and has heard and seen everything-including the brutal murder of Claire Danes.
"Batzarro hates you all!" says Batzarro "Batzarro no want be part of group. Batzarro be different from you all."
"You guys did just see Lady Gaga eaten by El Blanco right?" says Dozer #13 "I mean, what the hell is all of this? This has nothing to do with fighting the Taco Benders"
"Why don't you go pick Gaga out of his teeth?" says Jen as she picks up the mouthy little Dozer and throws him over the dunes to a blood spattered bit of sand where Gaga was last seen being weird as usual. "Sorry babe, was that a hate crime?" Jen says to her black lantern lover
"Nah, I knew that guy, he sucked." says black lantern Dozer #1 "Now. Onto business. How's about we see exactly what's going on on the other si-" suddenly BL Dozer #1 is his by a fireball and set ablaze. He burns to a crisp, but is reformed by his ring.
"Dammit. That hurt. Was that..yeah, it was that Charmeleon. Someone should do something about that."
"I'm on it" says black lantern Prime who picks up Mrs Doubtfire and throws him at the Charmeleon. Mrs Doubtfire lands on the sand in front of the fiery Pokemon and has no need to doubt the validity of fire coming from the Taco Benders, as he is promptly set ablaze by the Pokemon and Heatwave.
"Ok. So we know they have alot of fire over there." says BL Prime. "What else can we throw at them?"
"Oh. Oh. Throw Kid-Nee." squeals Jen "He looks like he'd burn good
"Oh for god's sake" says Spider-Man "I'll be right back" and he begins to run over the sand dunes
"Hey dummy!" yells bl Dozer #1 "Maybe running over sand dunes isn't the best of ideas when there's sandworms? You can't really web sling with no buildings around!"
"My spider sense will protect..." begins Spider-Man but then the massive jaws of sandworm #9 consume him whole.
"This is ridiculous" says Karu-Sil "I'm putting and end to this farce. C'mon everyone with a ring. Follow me." and with that she and Taa fly above the desert and create a giant sifter which they use to separate the sandworms and El Blanco from their hiding place beneath the desert floor. After that Dex-Star sets them all ablaze with the crimson red vomit fire from his red lantern ring.
"Now for the rest of the Taco Benders" says Taa and throws the giant, flaming corpses at the Taco Benders setting most of them ablaze
"Ha. What about Heatwave and Charmeleon? How are they gonna burn?" sneers Jen
"Captain Latin America to the rescue!" says Captain Latin America (obviously) "Come one Commandos. Battle, ho!" and he rushes forward with Cannonman, only to be killed by Heatwave and Charmeleon in their ferocious last stand.
"Did he call me a hoe?" asks Jen
"Who cares?" says black lantern Prime "Here let's get outta here and get some Denny's. The rest of the team got this." and he transforms into a truck. Jen, BL Dozer #1 and Batzarro get in an depart the desert leaving their team to finish off the two fiery Taco Benders.
"What the hell? Where are they going?" screams Karu-Sil as Ginny Weasly and Luna Lovegood are set ablaze by Heatwave.
"Just let them go, they're nothing but a distraction" Taa replies as he wills a giants fire extinguisher onto the field putting out the flaming bodies of the two young wizards and extinguishes the fire of Charmeleon.
"This has been the weirdest match I've ever been in" proclaims Fatality as she simultaneously beheads the Charmeleon and cause Heatwaves fuel pack to explode-killing him, but isn't quick enough to save The Bottomless Stomach or Kid-Nee. As they are killed in the explosion as well.
"Well, I guess a wins a win" says Karu-Sil. "But we suffered way more casualties than we should have."
"Meow. Rrrow." says Dex-Star sagely, and with that the Commandos leave the battle field victorious.
The Tijuana Taco Benders: All Dead
"Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's: Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Dex-Star, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Black Lantern Dozer #1, Batzarro, And Jen Linley survive.
'POP SUPERSTAR" HANNAH MONTANA AND PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDO'S ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
The Tijuana Taco Benders are: Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave, Charmeleon, Cole, Macron, Reece, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More, Private Hive, Sandworm #9, Sandworm #13, El Blanco, and The Revanchist
"Where is he? I gotta a bone to pick with that little f****r!" screams Jen Linley as the Commandos teleport to the desert.
"Whoa, whoa. Calm down Jen, tell me what the problem is. I'm a fellow teenage actor, I'm sure I can relate" says Claire Danes.
"F*** you. Mod Squad sucked, and your boobs looked weird in Shopgirl" hisses the pissed off Dawson's Creeker. "There he is. Hey! Black lantern Dozer!. What the f*** man? Why'd you kill me last week you a*****e?"
"Oh. Was that you? Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to what was going on" shrugs the black lantern Dozer.
"WHAT!" roars Jen "How could you NOT pay attention to what's been going on with me? I thought you, me and BL Prime were like a team. Three lovable ruffians who overcome all odds to hilariously win the day for our team? I..." Jens lowers her voice "I let you play with my boobies!"
"Yeah, and that was way cool of you, it was." begins BL Dozer #1 "But maybe the best time to pull the funbags out to play isn't during a battle on the Playoff Planet. Between an awesome set of jugs and the possibility yo kill a whole bunch of people, I kinda lost my head. I'm sorry"
"Is this really the best time for this?" asks Claire Danes "I mean, this whole conversation seems very inappropriate"
No sooner are the words out of Danes' mouth then the vile, despicable Dozer tears hers heart out, then spits on her corpse
"Screw you" he says "You don't talk to my #1 b***h like that. We got stuff we're working on over here"
"Aww" says Jen "Am I really your #1 b***h?"
"You know it doll" says the black lantern, as he starts to blush "Now calm down, we got us a fight to win and I don't need you getting all wet out in the desert. Yet"
"You got it babe, but later..." Jen winks
"You know it." smiles BL Dozer #1 "Now where's Prime? We got some s**t to do"
"Guys. Guys." roars black lantern Prime "You gotta see this. I told Gaga we were probably gonna fight some Sandworms so the idiot wrapped herself in tan fabric and is trying to burrow in the sand to 'be one with the sandy little monsters' it's HILARIOUS!"
"Dude, that's awesome." says bl Dozer #1 "Oh, hey guys. What's up?" the three musketeers of the depraved finally notice that the rest of their team is standing behind them, and has heard and seen everything-including the brutal murder of Claire Danes.
"Batzarro hates you all!" says Batzarro "Batzarro no want be part of group. Batzarro be different from you all."
"You guys did just see Lady Gaga eaten by El Blanco right?" says Dozer #13 "I mean, what the hell is all of this? This has nothing to do with fighting the Taco Benders"
"Why don't you go pick Gaga out of his teeth?" says Jen as she picks up the mouthy little Dozer and throws him over the dunes to a blood spattered bit of sand where Gaga was last seen being weird as usual. "Sorry babe, was that a hate crime?" Jen says to her black lantern lover
"Nah, I knew that guy, he sucked." says black lantern Dozer #1 "Now. Onto business. How's about we see exactly what's going on on the other si-" suddenly BL Dozer #1 is his by a fireball and set ablaze. He burns to a crisp, but is reformed by his ring.
"Dammit. That hurt. Was that..yeah, it was that Charmeleon. Someone should do something about that."
"I'm on it" says black lantern Prime who picks up Mrs Doubtfire and throws him at the Charmeleon. Mrs Doubtfire lands on the sand in front of the fiery Pokemon and has no need to doubt the validity of fire coming from the Taco Benders, as he is promptly set ablaze by the Pokemon and Heatwave.
"Ok. So we know they have alot of fire over there." says BL Prime. "What else can we throw at them?"
"Oh. Oh. Throw Kid-Nee." squeals Jen "He looks like he'd burn good
"Oh for god's sake" says Spider-Man "I'll be right back" and he begins to run over the sand dunes
"Hey dummy!" yells bl Dozer #1 "Maybe running over sand dunes isn't the best of ideas when there's sandworms? You can't really web sling with no buildings around!"
"My spider sense will protect..." begins Spider-Man but then the massive jaws of sandworm #9 consume him whole.
"This is ridiculous" says Karu-Sil "I'm putting and end to this farce. C'mon everyone with a ring. Follow me." and with that she and Taa fly above the desert and create a giant sifter which they use to separate the sandworms and El Blanco from their hiding place beneath the desert floor. After that Dex-Star sets them all ablaze with the crimson red vomit fire from his red lantern ring.
"Now for the rest of the Taco Benders" says Taa and throws the giant, flaming corpses at the Taco Benders setting most of them ablaze
"Ha. What about Heatwave and Charmeleon? How are they gonna burn?" sneers Jen
"Captain Latin America to the rescue!" says Captain Latin America (obviously) "Come one Commandos. Battle, ho!" and he rushes forward with Cannonman, only to be killed by Heatwave and Charmeleon in their ferocious last stand.
"Did he call me a hoe?" asks Jen
"Who cares?" says black lantern Prime "Here let's get outta here and get some Denny's. The rest of the team got this." and he transforms into a truck. Jen, BL Dozer #1 and Batzarro get in an depart the desert leaving their team to finish off the two fiery Taco Benders.
"What the hell? Where are they going?" screams Karu-Sil as Ginny Weasly and Luna Lovegood are set ablaze by Heatwave.
"Just let them go, they're nothing but a distraction" Taa replies as he wills a giants fire extinguisher onto the field putting out the flaming bodies of the two young wizards and extinguishes the fire of Charmeleon.
"This has been the weirdest match I've ever been in" proclaims Fatality as she simultaneously beheads the Charmeleon and cause Heatwaves fuel pack to explode-killing him, but isn't quick enough to save The Bottomless Stomach or Kid-Nee. As they are killed in the explosion as well.
"Well, I guess a wins a win" says Karu-Sil. "But we suffered way more casualties than we should have."
"Meow. Rrrow." says Dex-Star sagely, and with that the Commandos leave the battle field victorious.
The Tijuana Taco Benders: All Dead
"Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's: Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Dex-Star, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Black Lantern Dozer #1, Batzarro, And Jen Linley survive.
'POP SUPERSTAR" HANNAH MONTANA AND PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDO'S ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Season 4, Week 7: The Untouchables vs. Oblivio
“How dare you defy your master!”
-Bellatrix Lestrange
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 7 Match located in the deserts of Geonosis. They are as follows:
The Untouchables: Bizarro Supergirl, Professor Minerva McGonagall, Dust, Emperor Han, Ant-Man and Kryptonian Army Soldiers #6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11.
Oblivio: Bellatrix Lestrange, Dementor #10, Black Dragon #8, Sandworms #8 and 12, Krayt Dragon #5, Graboids #2 and #3, Magma, Darwin and Nightsister Sith Witch #19.
Let the battle begin. . .
Nightsister Sith Witch #19 fights Professor Minerva McGonagall. A pitched battle ensues between the two women. Spells and lightning flash across the sky above for all to see.
McGonagall: Expelliarmus!!!
With these words, McGonagall is able to disarm the Nightsister Sith Witch #19 from her weapon. As the Nightsister attempts to lash back at McGonagall, McGonagall reacts.
McGonagall: Finite!!!
The Nightsister’s power is disrupted.
McGonagall: Impedimenta!!!
Nightsister #19 freezes long enough for McGonagall to kill her. After the Nightsister’s death, McGonagall is somewhat dismayed that she walked the line by using magic for the dark arts. She does not notice as Graboid #2 and 3 explode from the ground around her. Although McGonagall destroys Graboid #2, Graboid #3 hold her long enough so that Black Dragon #8 and Krayt Dragon #5 join the fray. Before McGonagall is able to act, Black Dragon #8 spews its acid at the witch. McGonagall is blinded and screams as Krayt Dragon #5’s mouth wraps around McGonagall and swallows her whole.
Another female fight erupts as Bizarro Supergirl takes on Bellatrix Lestrange. The death eater spurts the Cruciatus Curse at Bizarro Supergirl. Bizarro Supergirl shrieks in agony and crashes to the ground. Lestrange is about to say the Avada Kedavra Curse, which would instantly kill Bizarro Supergirl, when Kryptonian Army Soldiers # 6 and 9 come to her rescue. The two Kryptonians kill Lestrange.
In response to Krayt Dragon #5’s devouring of McGonagall, Emperor Han uses his shape shifting abilities to transform into an immense three headed dragon. Han, in dragon form, manages to kill Graboid #3 and Krayt Dragon #5. Black Dragon #8 flies away from the fracas.
Dust controls the sands around the area. She sprays them at both Darwin and Magma. Darwin’s reactive evolution allows him to adapt whereby he can both see and breathe through the elements. As Dust is about to focus her powers on Magma, Dementor #10 flies at the Afghanistan native. The wraith plants the Dementor’s kiss upon the young X-men member. She is in the grip of severe despair. Magma takes advantage of Sand’s current state and uses her powers to control the earth around her. Dust is swallowed by the desert. Lost of all hope due to the Dementor’s kiss, she deliberately forms herself into solid matter and suffocates; Dust dies.
Emperor Han morphs into his human form. He uses the mystical arts that he was taught to dispel Dementor #10. He then sees Black Dragon #8 and dazzles him by controlling the elements surrounding the dragon. Emperor Han then changes into a dragon again. It is only a short time before Han Dragon kills Black Dragon #8. As Emperor Han lands on the ground, Sandworm #12 bursts from the sand and swallows Emperor Han; Han is killed.
Darwin uses his mutant skills to adapt and kill Antman. Kryptonian Army Soldiers #7, 8 and 10 overcome the adaptability of Darwin and eventually manage to kill the mutuant. Meanwhile, Bizarro Supergirl kills Magma.
Bizarro Supergirl leads the entire Kryptonian Army Solider force against the Sandworms. The monstrosities and soldiers are in a pitched battle. As the dust settles, all are dead except for Bizarro Supergirl.
Oblivio: All dead.
The Untouchables: Bizarro Supergirl survives.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Bellatrix Lestrange
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 7 Match located in the deserts of Geonosis. They are as follows:
The Untouchables: Bizarro Supergirl, Professor Minerva McGonagall, Dust, Emperor Han, Ant-Man and Kryptonian Army Soldiers #6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11.
Oblivio: Bellatrix Lestrange, Dementor #10, Black Dragon #8, Sandworms #8 and 12, Krayt Dragon #5, Graboids #2 and #3, Magma, Darwin and Nightsister Sith Witch #19.
Let the battle begin. . .
Nightsister Sith Witch #19 fights Professor Minerva McGonagall. A pitched battle ensues between the two women. Spells and lightning flash across the sky above for all to see.
McGonagall: Expelliarmus!!!
With these words, McGonagall is able to disarm the Nightsister Sith Witch #19 from her weapon. As the Nightsister attempts to lash back at McGonagall, McGonagall reacts.
McGonagall: Finite!!!
The Nightsister’s power is disrupted.
McGonagall: Impedimenta!!!
Nightsister #19 freezes long enough for McGonagall to kill her. After the Nightsister’s death, McGonagall is somewhat dismayed that she walked the line by using magic for the dark arts. She does not notice as Graboid #2 and 3 explode from the ground around her. Although McGonagall destroys Graboid #2, Graboid #3 hold her long enough so that Black Dragon #8 and Krayt Dragon #5 join the fray. Before McGonagall is able to act, Black Dragon #8 spews its acid at the witch. McGonagall is blinded and screams as Krayt Dragon #5’s mouth wraps around McGonagall and swallows her whole.
Another female fight erupts as Bizarro Supergirl takes on Bellatrix Lestrange. The death eater spurts the Cruciatus Curse at Bizarro Supergirl. Bizarro Supergirl shrieks in agony and crashes to the ground. Lestrange is about to say the Avada Kedavra Curse, which would instantly kill Bizarro Supergirl, when Kryptonian Army Soldiers # 6 and 9 come to her rescue. The two Kryptonians kill Lestrange.
In response to Krayt Dragon #5’s devouring of McGonagall, Emperor Han uses his shape shifting abilities to transform into an immense three headed dragon. Han, in dragon form, manages to kill Graboid #3 and Krayt Dragon #5. Black Dragon #8 flies away from the fracas.
Dust controls the sands around the area. She sprays them at both Darwin and Magma. Darwin’s reactive evolution allows him to adapt whereby he can both see and breathe through the elements. As Dust is about to focus her powers on Magma, Dementor #10 flies at the Afghanistan native. The wraith plants the Dementor’s kiss upon the young X-men member. She is in the grip of severe despair. Magma takes advantage of Sand’s current state and uses her powers to control the earth around her. Dust is swallowed by the desert. Lost of all hope due to the Dementor’s kiss, she deliberately forms herself into solid matter and suffocates; Dust dies.
Emperor Han morphs into his human form. He uses the mystical arts that he was taught to dispel Dementor #10. He then sees Black Dragon #8 and dazzles him by controlling the elements surrounding the dragon. Emperor Han then changes into a dragon again. It is only a short time before Han Dragon kills Black Dragon #8. As Emperor Han lands on the ground, Sandworm #12 bursts from the sand and swallows Emperor Han; Han is killed.
Darwin uses his mutant skills to adapt and kill Antman. Kryptonian Army Soldiers #7, 8 and 10 overcome the adaptability of Darwin and eventually manage to kill the mutuant. Meanwhile, Bizarro Supergirl kills Magma.
Bizarro Supergirl leads the entire Kryptonian Army Solider force against the Sandworms. The monstrosities and soldiers are in a pitched battle. As the dust settles, all are dead except for Bizarro Supergirl.
Oblivio: All dead.
The Untouchables: Bizarro Supergirl survives.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
B3 vs the Abomitrons
Beckman's Backyardigan Beeyatches are: Black Lantern Apocalypse, Black Lantern Parallax, In Betweener, Living Tribunal and Tenderheart Bear
The Abomitrons are:
Immell #2: Batteldae and Immell #3 Rob Murray in The Golden Age Batmobile, Immell # Jared Battler, Immell #14 Tammell, Immell #20 Iron Jedi, Immell #19 Zombie Bullock, Robin (Tim Drake), The Ghostbusters in an Ornithopter, Odin, Dark Beast, Whizzy, Zombie Cyborg, Cerberus, Beast, Theoden King, and Tigger in a go-cart
"Is our weapon ready yet, Apocalypse? I growy tired of waiting." asks the Living Tribunal
"Almost Tribunal, almost." replied Black Lantern Apocalypse "I'm just waiting for the right moment to unleash it."
"How goes the battle? What has transpired thus far?"
"Well, the Inbetweener has thus far destroyed most all the Immels by blowing up the Golden Age Batmobile. Only the Iron Jedi survived, but due to the mechanations of The Beast, Dark Beast and the power of Odin the Inbetweener has perished. I myself then slew that trecherous trio, along with Whizzy, and Cerebus. That leaves The Iron Jedi, Tim Drake, a Orinthopter with the Ghostbusters, Theodon King and Tigger in his go-cart. Odin was quite taken aback seeing the ring reform my body despite his best efforts."
"Fool, I care not for your boasts! Why do the Ghostbusters survive?" roars the Tribunal
"Well, I hesitate to get too close to them, for it seems like their proton packs could actually destroy my black lantern energy and cause me to perish and I can't allow that to happen since Apocalypse needs as few deaths as possible if we wish to retain our hold on the FFL championship and keep it out of the hands of those accursed Horsemen."
"A very good point, Apocalyspe. There" says the Living Tribunal with as wave of his hand "I have opened a rift in reality and caused the Gohstbusters vehicle to crash into the ground, killing them and it also took the life of the Iron Jedi. The remaining Abomitrons should be a decent test of our final ace in the hole"
"Yes, yes. I shall go now and unleash our final gambit" BL Apocalypse smiles and hurries out of the room
"It's it time, now go. Go and destroy all those who oppose us" Apocalypse tells a hidden figure in the shadows
"Yes, my lord" replies the figure.
Meanwhile, the three remaining Abomitrons huddle together trying to figure out why the assualt from B3 has temporarily halted.
"Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo. WHat's the hussle fuss? Why's them doity Beeyatches stopped with all the fightin'? I'm ready to kick some more of their asses cause that's what Tiggers do best!" exclaims Tigger
"I thought what Tiggers did best was drink grape sode, eat fried chicken,watermelon and smoke mentols" sneers Theodon King
"No that's what.." Tigger begins
"Ok, both of you racists need to stop right now. I'm trying to figure out what's going on" says Tim Drake. "Now, we know the Living Tribunal likes to stay out of battle unless he absolutely has to. That black lantern was here, but then he left. So he's probably plotting something with the Tribunal, but what. We killed the Inbetweener. What are we missing?"
"Your missing me" hisses a voice from the skies "But don't worry. Now that I'm here, I'm gonna give you all a big hug before I tear your pathetic bodies limb from limb"
"Heavens, what is that abomination!" exclaims Theodon King
"Oh s***t, it's the perfect host for the black lantern Parallax, a being that's power is derived from it's heart. It's..it's.." stammers Robin
"The name in Tenderllax" sneers the newest cosmic force for the Backyardigans as he rockets toward the trio, causing them to scatter but unfortunatley Theodon King is not fast enough and Tenderllax rips his heart of his chest as he lands infront of the terrified Abomitrons.
"Tigger" screams Robin "Your top is made out of rubber, he shouldn't be able to pierce your chest, get him"
"You got it boy wonder. Cause I'm a Tigger, T. I. Double Guh. Hurrr" starts Tigger but he's quickly vaporized right before the third Robin's eyes.
"Idiot." hisses Tenderllax "You think tearing out hearts is the only attack I have? This bear is fueled by heart, it's a veritable feast for my black lantern ring. With the power coursing thorugh me, I shall be unstoppable!"
"Not if I stop you first." says Tim Drake and he rushes at the ghoulish Tenderheart
Suddenly, time stops.
"Excellent, excellent." says the Living Tibunal "It seems Tenderllax is just what we need to turn our season around and reclaim our rightful spot at the top of our division."
"But what about the young Tim Drake?" asks BL Apocalypse "Why did you stop time just before Tenderllax could slaughter him?"
"Because, Tim Drake is worthy of a more fitting final death than just being a test run for Tenderllax." replies the Tribunal "I'm using my powers to send him back to his locker room so he can spread word that the Backyardigans are done playing nice this season. We have shown mercy today, but this will be the last time that we do so"
and with that Tim Drake is transported from the desert, with a note pinned to his chest.
That note reads
Tenderllax is here. Be afraid. Be very afraid
The Abomitrons: All dead except for Tim Drake who has been spared.
Baeckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches: Black Lantern Apocalypse, The Living Tribunal amd Tenderllax (black lantern Parallax and Tenderheart Bear) survive
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYATHCES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
The Abomitrons are:
Immell #2: Batteldae and Immell #3 Rob Murray in The Golden Age Batmobile, Immell # Jared Battler, Immell #14 Tammell, Immell #20 Iron Jedi, Immell #19 Zombie Bullock, Robin (Tim Drake), The Ghostbusters in an Ornithopter, Odin, Dark Beast, Whizzy, Zombie Cyborg, Cerberus, Beast, Theoden King, and Tigger in a go-cart
"Is our weapon ready yet, Apocalypse? I growy tired of waiting." asks the Living Tribunal
"Almost Tribunal, almost." replied Black Lantern Apocalypse "I'm just waiting for the right moment to unleash it."
"How goes the battle? What has transpired thus far?"
"Well, the Inbetweener has thus far destroyed most all the Immels by blowing up the Golden Age Batmobile. Only the Iron Jedi survived, but due to the mechanations of The Beast, Dark Beast and the power of Odin the Inbetweener has perished. I myself then slew that trecherous trio, along with Whizzy, and Cerebus. That leaves The Iron Jedi, Tim Drake, a Orinthopter with the Ghostbusters, Theodon King and Tigger in his go-cart. Odin was quite taken aback seeing the ring reform my body despite his best efforts."
"Fool, I care not for your boasts! Why do the Ghostbusters survive?" roars the Tribunal
"Well, I hesitate to get too close to them, for it seems like their proton packs could actually destroy my black lantern energy and cause me to perish and I can't allow that to happen since Apocalypse needs as few deaths as possible if we wish to retain our hold on the FFL championship and keep it out of the hands of those accursed Horsemen."
"A very good point, Apocalyspe. There" says the Living Tribunal with as wave of his hand "I have opened a rift in reality and caused the Gohstbusters vehicle to crash into the ground, killing them and it also took the life of the Iron Jedi. The remaining Abomitrons should be a decent test of our final ace in the hole"
"Yes, yes. I shall go now and unleash our final gambit" BL Apocalypse smiles and hurries out of the room
"It's it time, now go. Go and destroy all those who oppose us" Apocalypse tells a hidden figure in the shadows
"Yes, my lord" replies the figure.
Meanwhile, the three remaining Abomitrons huddle together trying to figure out why the assualt from B3 has temporarily halted.
"Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo. WHat's the hussle fuss? Why's them doity Beeyatches stopped with all the fightin'? I'm ready to kick some more of their asses cause that's what Tiggers do best!" exclaims Tigger
"I thought what Tiggers did best was drink grape sode, eat fried chicken,watermelon and smoke mentols" sneers Theodon King
"No that's what.." Tigger begins
"Ok, both of you racists need to stop right now. I'm trying to figure out what's going on" says Tim Drake. "Now, we know the Living Tribunal likes to stay out of battle unless he absolutely has to. That black lantern was here, but then he left. So he's probably plotting something with the Tribunal, but what. We killed the Inbetweener. What are we missing?"
"Your missing me" hisses a voice from the skies "But don't worry. Now that I'm here, I'm gonna give you all a big hug before I tear your pathetic bodies limb from limb"
"Heavens, what is that abomination!" exclaims Theodon King
"Oh s***t, it's the perfect host for the black lantern Parallax, a being that's power is derived from it's heart. It's..it's.." stammers Robin
"The name in Tenderllax" sneers the newest cosmic force for the Backyardigans as he rockets toward the trio, causing them to scatter but unfortunatley Theodon King is not fast enough and Tenderllax rips his heart of his chest as he lands infront of the terrified Abomitrons.
"Tigger" screams Robin "Your top is made out of rubber, he shouldn't be able to pierce your chest, get him"
"You got it boy wonder. Cause I'm a Tigger, T. I. Double Guh. Hurrr" starts Tigger but he's quickly vaporized right before the third Robin's eyes.
"Idiot." hisses Tenderllax "You think tearing out hearts is the only attack I have? This bear is fueled by heart, it's a veritable feast for my black lantern ring. With the power coursing thorugh me, I shall be unstoppable!"
"Not if I stop you first." says Tim Drake and he rushes at the ghoulish Tenderheart
Suddenly, time stops.
"Excellent, excellent." says the Living Tibunal "It seems Tenderllax is just what we need to turn our season around and reclaim our rightful spot at the top of our division."
"But what about the young Tim Drake?" asks BL Apocalypse "Why did you stop time just before Tenderllax could slaughter him?"
"Because, Tim Drake is worthy of a more fitting final death than just being a test run for Tenderllax." replies the Tribunal "I'm using my powers to send him back to his locker room so he can spread word that the Backyardigans are done playing nice this season. We have shown mercy today, but this will be the last time that we do so"
and with that Tim Drake is transported from the desert, with a note pinned to his chest.
That note reads
Tenderllax is here. Be afraid. Be very afraid
The Abomitrons: All dead except for Tim Drake who has been spared.
Baeckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches: Black Lantern Apocalypse, The Living Tribunal amd Tenderllax (black lantern Parallax and Tenderheart Bear) survive
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYATHCES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Season 4, Week 7: Better Than All of You vs. The Right Wing
“F@ck the world.”
-John Rambo
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 7 Match located in the deserts of Geonosis. They are as follows:
Better Than All of You: Doc Holiday, Ghost Rider, Rambo, Beachhead, 9 Army Soldiers, Gandalf The White, Cobra Commander (Head Coach), Tomax and Xamot, Black Suit Spiderman, 5 Cobra Vipers, Batman Beyond and Nick Fury.
The Right Wing: Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk, Victoria w/ a red lightsaber, Sand, Black Lantern She Hulk, Zombie Grey Hulk, Osmosis Jones, Zombie Jedi Knight #17, Zombie Predator #2 and Sandstorm.
Let the battle begin. . .
Osmosis Jones: I want to see if that twin thing be true!
Osmosis Jones jumps into the mouth of Tomax and travels down to his bowel area. Osmosis Jones thinks about the damage he caused in a previous match and smiles. Tomax begins to feel queasy and slowly loses control of his bowels. The Crimson Twin’s empathic bond with his brother, Xamot, surfaces. Xamot, in turn, loses control of his digestive system. They both rip their pants off.
Osmosis Jones: Sh*t! I guess that Corsican Syndrome thing be true!
Gandalf the White stands in front of the twins. He crashes his staff to the ground.
Gandalf: You shall pass!!!
Osmosis Jones begins to slide down Tomax’s bowel.
Gandalf: You shall pass!!!
Osmosis Jones shoots out of Tomax’s rectum. A flash of feces is unleashed with Jones. Gandalf the White can no longer cling to his namesake. In frustration at his covered clothes, he zaps Osmosis Jones. Jones burns up and explodes. The twins begin to lift their pants up. As their clothes reach their knees, Zombie Predator #2 and Zombie Jedi Knight #17 jump on them. With their pants around their knees, the twins are helpless. Both Tomax and Xamot are ripped apart. Gandalf is joined by 5 Cobra Vipers and Nick Fury. The soldiers unleash their weaponry into the Zombies. Well placed bullets slam through the zombies’ heads. Zombie Predator #2 and Zombie Jedi Knight #17 crumple to the ground. Cobra Commander walks to the scene.
Cobra Commander: You know what you must do.
Nick Fury and the 5 Cobra Vipers fire at Tomax’s and Xamot’s heads. Their heads explode at the impact of the bullets. They will not come back as zombies. They are then joined by Beachhead and 9 Army Soldiers.
The Hulk brigade come together- Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk, Black Lantern She Hulk and Zombie Grey Hulk stand side-by-side, facing Cobra Commander, Nick Fury, 5 Cobra Vipers, Gandalf the White, Beachhead and 9 Army Soldiers. In a matter of sheer minutes, the entire Better Than force are devastated. Cobra Commander, Nick Fury, 5 Cobra Vipers, Beachhead and 9 Army Soldiers are killed. Gandalf the White barely manages to escape.
Across the battlefield, Victoria ignites her red lightsaber. She faces Doc Holiday and Rambo. The two macho, manly men shoot at Victoria. The vampire’s moves are too quick and she slices them both in half. Victoria’s victory is short-lived as she turns around and faces Ghost Rider speeding at her. Ghost Rider’s chain wraps around her neck and in one tug, rips it off. Victoria dies in a cloud of dust. In response, Sandstorm fires upon Ghost Rider. The Transformer scores a direct hit upon Ghost Rider’s motorcycle. Ghost Rider is thrown from his vehicle. Ghost Rider slowly rises and is then pummeled by a seismic disruption caused by Sand. Sand then uses his proficiency with guns and fires a wirepoon at Ghost Rider. The projectile rips through Ghost Rider; the spirit of vengeance falls, but rises once again. He is joined by Gandalf the White. The two mystical beings unleash a fury at Sand. Their abilities freeze Sand’s silicon based body in place. Batman Beyond then throws one of his bat projectiles at Sand; Sand explodes and is destroyed. Sandstorm comes upon the scene and easily dispels with Batman Beyond.
Red She Hulk, BL She Hulk and Lyra: The She Hulk combine their forces and fight Black Suit Spiderman. Spiderman dies at the hands of the female warriors with a smile on his face. If he dies, at least he dies in a fourway. Gandalf the White wields his wizardly powers one last time and BL She Hulk dissipates into nothingness. The white wizard is then overcome by Cosmic Hulk Robot.
Ghost Rider stands alone, a wirepoon projectile hanging from his body. Although Ghost Rider uses his chain to rip off the head of Zombie Grey Hulk, he eventually succumbs to Sandstorm and the remaining Hulk clan.
Better Than All of You: All dead.
The Right Wing: Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk and Sandstorm survive.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-John Rambo
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 7 Match located in the deserts of Geonosis. They are as follows:
Better Than All of You: Doc Holiday, Ghost Rider, Rambo, Beachhead, 9 Army Soldiers, Gandalf The White, Cobra Commander (Head Coach), Tomax and Xamot, Black Suit Spiderman, 5 Cobra Vipers, Batman Beyond and Nick Fury.
The Right Wing: Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk, Victoria w/ a red lightsaber, Sand, Black Lantern She Hulk, Zombie Grey Hulk, Osmosis Jones, Zombie Jedi Knight #17, Zombie Predator #2 and Sandstorm.
Let the battle begin. . .
Osmosis Jones: I want to see if that twin thing be true!
Osmosis Jones jumps into the mouth of Tomax and travels down to his bowel area. Osmosis Jones thinks about the damage he caused in a previous match and smiles. Tomax begins to feel queasy and slowly loses control of his bowels. The Crimson Twin’s empathic bond with his brother, Xamot, surfaces. Xamot, in turn, loses control of his digestive system. They both rip their pants off.
Osmosis Jones: Sh*t! I guess that Corsican Syndrome thing be true!
Gandalf the White stands in front of the twins. He crashes his staff to the ground.
Gandalf: You shall pass!!!
Osmosis Jones begins to slide down Tomax’s bowel.
Gandalf: You shall pass!!!
Osmosis Jones shoots out of Tomax’s rectum. A flash of feces is unleashed with Jones. Gandalf the White can no longer cling to his namesake. In frustration at his covered clothes, he zaps Osmosis Jones. Jones burns up and explodes. The twins begin to lift their pants up. As their clothes reach their knees, Zombie Predator #2 and Zombie Jedi Knight #17 jump on them. With their pants around their knees, the twins are helpless. Both Tomax and Xamot are ripped apart. Gandalf is joined by 5 Cobra Vipers and Nick Fury. The soldiers unleash their weaponry into the Zombies. Well placed bullets slam through the zombies’ heads. Zombie Predator #2 and Zombie Jedi Knight #17 crumple to the ground. Cobra Commander walks to the scene.
Cobra Commander: You know what you must do.
Nick Fury and the 5 Cobra Vipers fire at Tomax’s and Xamot’s heads. Their heads explode at the impact of the bullets. They will not come back as zombies. They are then joined by Beachhead and 9 Army Soldiers.
The Hulk brigade come together- Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk, Black Lantern She Hulk and Zombie Grey Hulk stand side-by-side, facing Cobra Commander, Nick Fury, 5 Cobra Vipers, Gandalf the White, Beachhead and 9 Army Soldiers. In a matter of sheer minutes, the entire Better Than force are devastated. Cobra Commander, Nick Fury, 5 Cobra Vipers, Beachhead and 9 Army Soldiers are killed. Gandalf the White barely manages to escape.
Across the battlefield, Victoria ignites her red lightsaber. She faces Doc Holiday and Rambo. The two macho, manly men shoot at Victoria. The vampire’s moves are too quick and she slices them both in half. Victoria’s victory is short-lived as she turns around and faces Ghost Rider speeding at her. Ghost Rider’s chain wraps around her neck and in one tug, rips it off. Victoria dies in a cloud of dust. In response, Sandstorm fires upon Ghost Rider. The Transformer scores a direct hit upon Ghost Rider’s motorcycle. Ghost Rider is thrown from his vehicle. Ghost Rider slowly rises and is then pummeled by a seismic disruption caused by Sand. Sand then uses his proficiency with guns and fires a wirepoon at Ghost Rider. The projectile rips through Ghost Rider; the spirit of vengeance falls, but rises once again. He is joined by Gandalf the White. The two mystical beings unleash a fury at Sand. Their abilities freeze Sand’s silicon based body in place. Batman Beyond then throws one of his bat projectiles at Sand; Sand explodes and is destroyed. Sandstorm comes upon the scene and easily dispels with Batman Beyond.
Red She Hulk, BL She Hulk and Lyra: The She Hulk combine their forces and fight Black Suit Spiderman. Spiderman dies at the hands of the female warriors with a smile on his face. If he dies, at least he dies in a fourway. Gandalf the White wields his wizardly powers one last time and BL She Hulk dissipates into nothingness. The white wizard is then overcome by Cosmic Hulk Robot.
Ghost Rider stands alone, a wirepoon projectile hanging from his body. Although Ghost Rider uses his chain to rip off the head of Zombie Grey Hulk, he eventually succumbs to Sandstorm and the remaining Hulk clan.
Better Than All of You: All dead.
The Right Wing: Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk and Sandstorm survive.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Monday, April 18, 2011
Built for tough Vs Logical Genocide
Built for tough is…
-Ford Prefect, Zaphrod Beezlebrock, Marvin the Paranoid Android, & Trillian., The Sons of Anarchy, all on their motorcycles: Piermont "Piney" Winston, Quinn, Clarence "Clay" Morrow, Jury, Seamus Ryan, Jackson "Jax" Teller, Kozik, Robert "Baby Elvis" Munson, Happy, "Big Otto" Delaney, Lenny "The Pimp" Janowitz, Juan Carlos "Juice' Ortiz, Filip "Chibs" Telford, Harry "Opie" Winston, & Donut. Avian #2, Christopher Robin, Dr. Who,Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, & Ianto Jones, Fantastic Max, FX, & AB, Archie the Octo-Spider,Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca, Spike, Dave Thomas Founder of Wendys, & Wendy in a Mail Jeep, Han Solo (Rogue Jedi) ,Good Luck Bear, Andrew Jackson Libby, Sand Trooper Officer #1, Sand Trooper #1-5, Cookies,(new) Blue Beetle, Firestorm, Black Lanter Dumbledore, The Energizer Bunny, Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, Ancient Sith Lord #9-14, Failed Jedi #1-6, Mandalorian #1-6, X-1 and X-2, Head Coach Sparky Andeson, The Deadly Viper Assasin Squad: Bill, Bud, O Ren Ishi, Vernita Green, & Elle Driver,Serious Black,Prof. Snape,Solid Snake,Stron Guy Benjy (from The Rama Series)
Logical Genocide is..
Hawk, Manhunter #2-Beta, zombie Marine #2, Sniffles the Ewok*, The Champion of the Universe, Titan Maximum, Nekron ,Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Ion, Az-Rel and Nadira, Snoogans the Xenomorph*,zombie Tyler Durdan, zombie Harrison Ford, Clanks the Terminator* ,Predator #47 w/ flesh rotting disease gun, Black Dragon #11,Jason Todd w/ cannonfire gun (this gun shoots bullets that strike with the power of a cannonball and turns the user's skin into armor),Cuddles the Cybertronian Gaurdian*,Ed the Neo-Cymek*,Red lantern #2, Bane w/ the gun of hellfire (gun shoots the flames of hell rather than bullets),Guy Gardner:Warrior, Dementor #8, The Living, Killing Rollercoaster, Iron Patriot (Norman Osborne in an Ironman suit), Adam Strange, The Hood, Magmar
These two Bada** teams have gotten together and planed to meet up head to head. So it could go anywhere from brave heart to west side story. Logical Genocides unofficial Hype Man, The Champion of the Universe, Steps forward to address the members of built ford tough.
The champ: I'm the Champion of the Universe and I’ am the Champion of the Universe and YOU'RE NOT! Oooooh yeeeah! Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh! The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ohhhh yeahh. I ‘Am THE CHA..
Head Coach Sparky Anderson: Well boys now is as good a time as any, ATTACK!!!
Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca, Spike, Dave Thomas Founder of Wendys, & Wendy in a Mail Jeep and the Son’s of Anarchy all on their bikes lead the charge. Dave Thomas is driving and Wendy is sitting up front on his left. Spike is sitting in the middle of Black lantern Han solo and zombie Chewbacca.
Spike; Hey, Guy’s do you think we could pull over, I wanna get out.
Dave: Sorry son I just can’t do that, we have a job to do and The Dave Thomas name was built on quality work.
Spike: Screw that man both these guy’s are eye balling me like R Kelly at an activity night.
Just then Chewbacca reaches out a rips off both spikes arms and begins to eat them like drumsticks.
Black Lantern Han Solo: Well since your going to die from your wounds you won’t mind if I just reach in here real quick and ehhh…
Han shove’s his arm into the hole were spikes arm used to be and pulls his heart out. Suddenly the jeep is hit by cannon fire. Wendy and Dave are killed on impact. Chewy is still technically still alive but he’s just a severed head in the hands of his black lantern pal. Filip "Chibs" Telford,, Robert "Baby Elvis" Munson, Happy, "Big Otto" Delaney, Harry "Opie" Winston, & Donut all attempt to take on the champion. BAD IDEA. The Champion showcase’s his amazing skills by kill all of them in under 8 seconds all by way of on handed skull crushers(not the exercise). Lenny "The Pimp" Janowitz, Juan Carlos "Juice' Ortiz, Piermont "Piney" Winston, & Quinn run for their lives when they see Clarence "Clay" Morrow, Jury, Seamus Ryan, Jackson "Jax" Teller, &Kozik killed by blasts from the flesh rotting diseases gun. They don’t pick the best hiding spot on the living killing roller coaster. it’s a ride no one will ever forget and no one will ever remember, so I really can’t tell you what happened. All I saw was those dudes getting in the seats, the ride took off and when it came back, it was covered in blood and excrement.
The Champion again Smite's a large group of enemies. This time he showcases his strength by attempting to compresses the bodies of Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, Ianto Jones, Fantastic Max, FX, & AB into the size of a small hat box. He is unsuccessful, he does kill them but hey just keep turning into mush and he can’t get them to stay together. This really enrages the champion and sends him on a rampage.
The champ: You have nothing to fear, but fear itself...and THE CHAMPION, Oooooh yeeeah!
The first person the Champ spots is Christopher Robin. Knowing he is not a worthy opponent and not wanting to give the child the honor of doing battle with the champion he instead holds the boy down and skull F**k’s him to death.
The Champion of the Universe: DIG IT!
Disgusted by what he just witnessed Strong Guy engages the Champion. They lock up and at first look evenly matched but then he champion get under hooks and slam strong guy to the ground. Just before the Champion can penetrate another cranium, Black Lantern Dumbledore penetrates the Champions chest and removes his heart.
Strong guy: Thank you I thought I was a goner.
Black Lantern Dumbledore rips Strong guys heart out and fly’s away.
The Deadly Viper Assassin Squad, Serious Black, Prof. Snape, Solid Snake rip through Snoogans the Xenomorph, zombie Tyler Durdan, and zombie Harrison Ford with little effort . O Ren Ishi is killed by Snoogans blood though. Iron Patriot Adam Strange, The Hood, and Magmar slam into the charging group of mostly super killers. Although it takes a longer than anticipated Iron Patriot, Adam Strange, and The Hood manage to crush their enemies with Magmar begin the only casualty. Now seeing that they have them out numbered, logical genocide goes balls to the wall. Bane w/ the gun of hellfire, Jason Todd w/ cannonfire gun, and Predator #47 w/ flesh rotting disease gun form a firing line and march down Archie the Octo-Spider, Good Luck bear ,Andrew Jackson Libby, Sand Trooper Officer #1, and Sand Trooper #1-5. Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Guy Gardner: Warrior, Az-Rel and Nadira Swoop in and begin tearing Ancient Sith Lord #9-14, Failed Jedi #1-6, and Mandalorian #1-6 limb from limb.new) Blue Beetle, Firestorm, and Black Lantern Dumbledore try to help their teammates but are quickly ravaged by Titan Maximum, Nekron, red lantern#2, and Ed the Neo-Cymek.
Sparky Anderson: RETREAT!!!
Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, X-1 and X-2 are unable to reach safe haven. Jason Todd blows them all to pieces. Dr. Who Avian# 2 Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca‘s head, Han Solo (Rogue Jedi), Head Coach Sparky Andeson and Benjy (from The Rama Series) all reach safe points. One group of Built Ford Tough shows just how tough they really are.
Marvin the Paranoid Android: We are in for it now. I said we should have left when everybody was fighting now everybody’s dead and we are next. Why do I even bother none of you are even listening to me right now. Oh God, I am so Depressed.
Guy Gardner: Warrior, Azure and Nadir fly in and charge trillion. Ford blinds Warrior with two quick snaps of his towel. Then he side steps an advancing Nadir, raps his towel around her neck ,and snaps it like a twig. Azure Swings wildly but the punches are blocked by the towel. Ford again gets the towel around a krypton Ian’s neck this time he squeezes tight and puts his foot on the back of the aliens head until he goes limp.
Logical Genocide is Victorious!
-Ford Prefect, Zaphrod Beezlebrock, Marvin the Paranoid Android, & Trillian., The Sons of Anarchy, all on their motorcycles: Piermont "Piney" Winston, Quinn, Clarence "Clay" Morrow, Jury, Seamus Ryan, Jackson "Jax" Teller, Kozik, Robert "Baby Elvis" Munson, Happy, "Big Otto" Delaney, Lenny "The Pimp" Janowitz, Juan Carlos "Juice' Ortiz, Filip "Chibs" Telford, Harry "Opie" Winston, & Donut. Avian #2, Christopher Robin, Dr. Who,Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, & Ianto Jones, Fantastic Max, FX, & AB, Archie the Octo-Spider,Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca, Spike, Dave Thomas Founder of Wendys, & Wendy in a Mail Jeep, Han Solo (Rogue Jedi) ,Good Luck Bear, Andrew Jackson Libby, Sand Trooper Officer #1, Sand Trooper #1-5, Cookies,(new) Blue Beetle, Firestorm, Black Lanter Dumbledore, The Energizer Bunny, Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, Ancient Sith Lord #9-14, Failed Jedi #1-6, Mandalorian #1-6, X-1 and X-2, Head Coach Sparky Andeson, The Deadly Viper Assasin Squad: Bill, Bud, O Ren Ishi, Vernita Green, & Elle Driver,Serious Black,Prof. Snape,Solid Snake,Stron Guy Benjy (from The Rama Series)
Logical Genocide is..
Hawk, Manhunter #2-Beta, zombie Marine #2, Sniffles the Ewok*, The Champion of the Universe, Titan Maximum, Nekron ,Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Ion, Az-Rel and Nadira, Snoogans the Xenomorph*,zombie Tyler Durdan, zombie Harrison Ford, Clanks the Terminator* ,Predator #47 w/ flesh rotting disease gun, Black Dragon #11,Jason Todd w/ cannonfire gun (this gun shoots bullets that strike with the power of a cannonball and turns the user's skin into armor),Cuddles the Cybertronian Gaurdian*,Ed the Neo-Cymek*,Red lantern #2, Bane w/ the gun of hellfire (gun shoots the flames of hell rather than bullets),Guy Gardner:Warrior, Dementor #8, The Living, Killing Rollercoaster, Iron Patriot (Norman Osborne in an Ironman suit), Adam Strange, The Hood, Magmar
These two Bada** teams have gotten together and planed to meet up head to head. So it could go anywhere from brave heart to west side story. Logical Genocides unofficial Hype Man, The Champion of the Universe, Steps forward to address the members of built ford tough.
The champ: I'm the Champion of the Universe and I’ am the Champion of the Universe and YOU'RE NOT! Oooooh yeeeah! Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh! The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ohhhh yeahh. I ‘Am THE CHA..
Head Coach Sparky Anderson: Well boys now is as good a time as any, ATTACK!!!
Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca, Spike, Dave Thomas Founder of Wendys, & Wendy in a Mail Jeep and the Son’s of Anarchy all on their bikes lead the charge. Dave Thomas is driving and Wendy is sitting up front on his left. Spike is sitting in the middle of Black lantern Han solo and zombie Chewbacca.
Spike; Hey, Guy’s do you think we could pull over, I wanna get out.
Dave: Sorry son I just can’t do that, we have a job to do and The Dave Thomas name was built on quality work.
Spike: Screw that man both these guy’s are eye balling me like R Kelly at an activity night.
Just then Chewbacca reaches out a rips off both spikes arms and begins to eat them like drumsticks.
Black Lantern Han Solo: Well since your going to die from your wounds you won’t mind if I just reach in here real quick and ehhh…
Han shove’s his arm into the hole were spikes arm used to be and pulls his heart out. Suddenly the jeep is hit by cannon fire. Wendy and Dave are killed on impact. Chewy is still technically still alive but he’s just a severed head in the hands of his black lantern pal. Filip "Chibs" Telford,, Robert "Baby Elvis" Munson, Happy, "Big Otto" Delaney, Harry "Opie" Winston, & Donut all attempt to take on the champion. BAD IDEA. The Champion showcase’s his amazing skills by kill all of them in under 8 seconds all by way of on handed skull crushers(not the exercise). Lenny "The Pimp" Janowitz, Juan Carlos "Juice' Ortiz, Piermont "Piney" Winston, & Quinn run for their lives when they see Clarence "Clay" Morrow, Jury, Seamus Ryan, Jackson "Jax" Teller, &Kozik killed by blasts from the flesh rotting diseases gun. They don’t pick the best hiding spot on the living killing roller coaster. it’s a ride no one will ever forget and no one will ever remember, so I really can’t tell you what happened. All I saw was those dudes getting in the seats, the ride took off and when it came back, it was covered in blood and excrement.
The Champion again Smite's a large group of enemies. This time he showcases his strength by attempting to compresses the bodies of Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, Ianto Jones, Fantastic Max, FX, & AB into the size of a small hat box. He is unsuccessful, he does kill them but hey just keep turning into mush and he can’t get them to stay together. This really enrages the champion and sends him on a rampage.
The champ: You have nothing to fear, but fear itself...and THE CHAMPION, Oooooh yeeeah!
The first person the Champ spots is Christopher Robin. Knowing he is not a worthy opponent and not wanting to give the child the honor of doing battle with the champion he instead holds the boy down and skull F**k’s him to death.
The Champion of the Universe: DIG IT!
Disgusted by what he just witnessed Strong Guy engages the Champion. They lock up and at first look evenly matched but then he champion get under hooks and slam strong guy to the ground. Just before the Champion can penetrate another cranium, Black Lantern Dumbledore penetrates the Champions chest and removes his heart.
Strong guy: Thank you I thought I was a goner.
Black Lantern Dumbledore rips Strong guys heart out and fly’s away.
The Deadly Viper Assassin Squad, Serious Black, Prof. Snape, Solid Snake rip through Snoogans the Xenomorph, zombie Tyler Durdan, and zombie Harrison Ford with little effort . O Ren Ishi is killed by Snoogans blood though. Iron Patriot Adam Strange, The Hood, and Magmar slam into the charging group of mostly super killers. Although it takes a longer than anticipated Iron Patriot, Adam Strange, and The Hood manage to crush their enemies with Magmar begin the only casualty. Now seeing that they have them out numbered, logical genocide goes balls to the wall. Bane w/ the gun of hellfire, Jason Todd w/ cannonfire gun, and Predator #47 w/ flesh rotting disease gun form a firing line and march down Archie the Octo-Spider, Good Luck bear ,Andrew Jackson Libby, Sand Trooper Officer #1, and Sand Trooper #1-5. Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Guy Gardner: Warrior, Az-Rel and Nadira Swoop in and begin tearing Ancient Sith Lord #9-14, Failed Jedi #1-6, and Mandalorian #1-6 limb from limb.new) Blue Beetle, Firestorm, and Black Lantern Dumbledore try to help their teammates but are quickly ravaged by Titan Maximum, Nekron, red lantern#2, and Ed the Neo-Cymek.
Sparky Anderson: RETREAT!!!
Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, X-1 and X-2 are unable to reach safe haven. Jason Todd blows them all to pieces. Dr. Who Avian# 2 Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca‘s head, Han Solo (Rogue Jedi), Head Coach Sparky Andeson and Benjy (from The Rama Series) all reach safe points. One group of Built Ford Tough shows just how tough they really are.
Marvin the Paranoid Android: We are in for it now. I said we should have left when everybody was fighting now everybody’s dead and we are next. Why do I even bother none of you are even listening to me right now. Oh God, I am so Depressed.
Guy Gardner: Warrior, Azure and Nadir fly in and charge trillion. Ford blinds Warrior with two quick snaps of his towel. Then he side steps an advancing Nadir, raps his towel around her neck ,and snaps it like a twig. Azure Swings wildly but the punches are blocked by the towel. Ford again gets the towel around a krypton Ian’s neck this time he squeezes tight and puts his foot on the back of the aliens head until he goes limp.
Logical Genocide is Victorious!
The Untouchables Vs.Griffins High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers
The Untouchables are: Bizarro Supergirl, Darksol, Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel, Scourge, Scourge's Sweeps #1 & 2, Ratchet, Hoist, Movie Bumblebee, Grew (Clone Trooper), Kryptonian Army Soldiers #1-20
Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends & Destroyers are: Ultra Magnus, An Imperial shuttle w/ (Techno destructo, Bozzo destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor, Johnny rotten), Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Eeth Koth, Kingdom Come Superman, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Caira the Old strong, Atlas, Magik, Yondu, Yellow jacket, Vance Astro in a B-Wing, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Star hawk, Aleta, Hellion, Lackki, Black Lantern Al Dog, & Sardakaur Terror Troop #25-60
The battle begins in the atmosphere of the playoff planet where an imperial shuttle piloted by several members of gwar is being hunted down by Scourge and his sweeps. The seemingly erratic maneuvers of the shuttle cause them to miss, when sweep #1 explodes from a concussion missile. Scourge and his remaining sweep turn around to find themselves engaged in a dogfight with a B-wing. The imperial shuttle proceeds to crash land in the middle of a field. The shuttle door opens as alcohol bottles fall out everywhere and Gwar stumbles out. Techno Destructo and Bonesnapper jump around as Cardinal Sin screams "We made it to the playoffs!". He is quickly corrected by Zog "We are on the playoff planet, you idiot! We haven't made the playoffs yet". They begin fighting with each other, not realizing they landed in the middle of a battlefield. The Sarakaur Terror Troops, Nightmare, yellowjacket, Predator #49, Terminator #39, and Xenomorph #53 are being led by Eeth Koth as they march towards the Untouchables. On the other side, bizarro supergirl has most of her troops following her lead, as she figures who can beat a big group of kryptonians and giant robots? Hoist and ratchet plow into the Sardakaur Terror Troops flattening #35-38. Xenomorph #53 grabs a hold of Ratchet while the Sardakaur Terror Troops unload into him killing him and their teammate. Hoist transforms into robot mode but is riddled with bullets before he can get a shot off. Meanwhile, Scourge and sweep #2 are closing in on Vance Astro in his B-wing. Just as they fire on Vance Astro, destroying him and his B-wing, Kingdom Come Superman, followed by Aleta and Star Hawk, rips through sweep #2. Scourge turns around and frantically fires at the 3 dope fiends. He manages to take out Aleta and Star Hawk before Kingdom Come Superman melts him with his heat vision. He then flies to the battlefield where all the combatants have converged, only to find that all of the Sardakaur Terror Troops except #26, 42, & 45 are dead, along with Predator #49 & Terminator #39. Eeth Koth has managed to decapitate kryptonian army soldiers #12, & 14. Gwar, meanwhile, has stopped their arguing in favor of looting the dead for their possessions. The insecticons all attack Atlas, who is caught from behind after snapping the neck of kryptonian army soldier #2. Yondu pears out from behind a bush to shoot an arrow at Shrapnel, but it merely bounces off. Shrapnel turns around and bites the head off of Yondu. He then turns back around to help finish off Atlas. Yellowjacket & Lackki are taken out by Bizarro Supergirl, who proceeded to start a slug fest with Caira the Old Strong. Darksol casts demon blaze on Nikki & Charlie-27 killing them both. Kingdom Come Superman realizes he is going to have to carry the load if his team is going to be victorious, as their numbers are dwindling. He crushes together the heads of kryptonian army soldier #3 & #4, then flies over to movie bumblebee, who he rips in half. He then uses the broken bumblebee as a plow to crush the insecticons into the side of a hill. When he turns around he is attacked by Kryptonian army soldier #13, who gets punched through the chest. Bizzaro supergirl realizes that Kingdom Come Superman's rampage needs to be stopped. She finishes choking Caira the Old Strong and rushes over to Kingdom Come Superman. On her way Martinex attempts to freeze her but she just flies right through him and then knocks Kindgdom Come Superman onto the ground. She orders all of her troops to regroup. Darksol, Grew & the 15 remaining kryptonian army soldiers fall back and regroup. Gwar has built a small fortress in the middle of the battefield out of scrap metal from dead robots, but are mostly concerned with shooting their guns into the air and screaming as loud as they can. Black Lantern Al dog has joined them for the festivities. The dope fiends realize they are outnumbered and without their strongest member, as kindgom come superman and bizarro supergirl duke it out. As they see the Untouchables approaching Eeth Koth & Hellion get into Ultra Magnus who speeds as fast as he can into the attacking untouchables. Ultra Magnus runs over grew as Eeth Koth force pushes the group of kryptonian army soldiers knocking them over. Eeth Koth & Hellion jump out of Ultra Magnus and begin attacking the kryptonian army soldiers. Eeth Koth slices through #5 & #1 before he and Hellion are killed by a mob of kryptonian army soldiers. Ultra magnus transformers and blasts Darksol away. Ultra Magnus along with Sardakaur #26, 42, & 45 then succumb to the same fate as their teammates as they are overcome by the kryptonian soldiers. Gwar witnesses this from thier fortress and finally prepares for battle. They all begin firing at the kryptonian soldiers as they approach their fortress. Black lantern Al dog decides that people need to die, so he shoots at everyone. This results in him killing all of his gwar teammates, shortly before he himself is killed. Kingdom come superman knocks out bizzaro supergirl, and is about to finish her off when he looks up and sees that he is alone and outnumbered. He knows he could knock out a few more kills, but that would not be what is best for his team. Decidedly, he retreats.
Untouchables are victorious!
Dope Fiends: Kingdom Come Superman survives
Untouchables: Bizzaro Supergirl, Kryptonian Army Soldiers #6-11, 15-20 survive
Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends & Destroyers are: Ultra Magnus, An Imperial shuttle w/ (Techno destructo, Bozzo destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor, Johnny rotten), Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Eeth Koth, Kingdom Come Superman, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Caira the Old strong, Atlas, Magik, Yondu, Yellow jacket, Vance Astro in a B-Wing, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Star hawk, Aleta, Hellion, Lackki, Black Lantern Al Dog, & Sardakaur Terror Troop #25-60
The battle begins in the atmosphere of the playoff planet where an imperial shuttle piloted by several members of gwar is being hunted down by Scourge and his sweeps. The seemingly erratic maneuvers of the shuttle cause them to miss, when sweep #1 explodes from a concussion missile. Scourge and his remaining sweep turn around to find themselves engaged in a dogfight with a B-wing. The imperial shuttle proceeds to crash land in the middle of a field. The shuttle door opens as alcohol bottles fall out everywhere and Gwar stumbles out. Techno Destructo and Bonesnapper jump around as Cardinal Sin screams "We made it to the playoffs!". He is quickly corrected by Zog "We are on the playoff planet, you idiot! We haven't made the playoffs yet". They begin fighting with each other, not realizing they landed in the middle of a battlefield. The Sarakaur Terror Troops, Nightmare, yellowjacket, Predator #49, Terminator #39, and Xenomorph #53 are being led by Eeth Koth as they march towards the Untouchables. On the other side, bizarro supergirl has most of her troops following her lead, as she figures who can beat a big group of kryptonians and giant robots? Hoist and ratchet plow into the Sardakaur Terror Troops flattening #35-38. Xenomorph #53 grabs a hold of Ratchet while the Sardakaur Terror Troops unload into him killing him and their teammate. Hoist transforms into robot mode but is riddled with bullets before he can get a shot off. Meanwhile, Scourge and sweep #2 are closing in on Vance Astro in his B-wing. Just as they fire on Vance Astro, destroying him and his B-wing, Kingdom Come Superman, followed by Aleta and Star Hawk, rips through sweep #2. Scourge turns around and frantically fires at the 3 dope fiends. He manages to take out Aleta and Star Hawk before Kingdom Come Superman melts him with his heat vision. He then flies to the battlefield where all the combatants have converged, only to find that all of the Sardakaur Terror Troops except #26, 42, & 45 are dead, along with Predator #49 & Terminator #39. Eeth Koth has managed to decapitate kryptonian army soldiers #12, & 14. Gwar, meanwhile, has stopped their arguing in favor of looting the dead for their possessions. The insecticons all attack Atlas, who is caught from behind after snapping the neck of kryptonian army soldier #2. Yondu pears out from behind a bush to shoot an arrow at Shrapnel, but it merely bounces off. Shrapnel turns around and bites the head off of Yondu. He then turns back around to help finish off Atlas. Yellowjacket & Lackki are taken out by Bizarro Supergirl, who proceeded to start a slug fest with Caira the Old Strong. Darksol casts demon blaze on Nikki & Charlie-27 killing them both. Kingdom Come Superman realizes he is going to have to carry the load if his team is going to be victorious, as their numbers are dwindling. He crushes together the heads of kryptonian army soldier #3 & #4, then flies over to movie bumblebee, who he rips in half. He then uses the broken bumblebee as a plow to crush the insecticons into the side of a hill. When he turns around he is attacked by Kryptonian army soldier #13, who gets punched through the chest. Bizzaro supergirl realizes that Kingdom Come Superman's rampage needs to be stopped. She finishes choking Caira the Old Strong and rushes over to Kingdom Come Superman. On her way Martinex attempts to freeze her but she just flies right through him and then knocks Kindgdom Come Superman onto the ground. She orders all of her troops to regroup. Darksol, Grew & the 15 remaining kryptonian army soldiers fall back and regroup. Gwar has built a small fortress in the middle of the battefield out of scrap metal from dead robots, but are mostly concerned with shooting their guns into the air and screaming as loud as they can. Black Lantern Al dog has joined them for the festivities. The dope fiends realize they are outnumbered and without their strongest member, as kindgom come superman and bizarro supergirl duke it out. As they see the Untouchables approaching Eeth Koth & Hellion get into Ultra Magnus who speeds as fast as he can into the attacking untouchables. Ultra Magnus runs over grew as Eeth Koth force pushes the group of kryptonian army soldiers knocking them over. Eeth Koth & Hellion jump out of Ultra Magnus and begin attacking the kryptonian army soldiers. Eeth Koth slices through #5 & #1 before he and Hellion are killed by a mob of kryptonian army soldiers. Ultra magnus transformers and blasts Darksol away. Ultra Magnus along with Sardakaur #26, 42, & 45 then succumb to the same fate as their teammates as they are overcome by the kryptonian soldiers. Gwar witnesses this from thier fortress and finally prepares for battle. They all begin firing at the kryptonian soldiers as they approach their fortress. Black lantern Al dog decides that people need to die, so he shoots at everyone. This results in him killing all of his gwar teammates, shortly before he himself is killed. Kingdom come superman knocks out bizzaro supergirl, and is about to finish her off when he looks up and sees that he is alone and outnumbered. He knows he could knock out a few more kills, but that would not be what is best for his team. Decidedly, he retreats.
Untouchables are victorious!
Dope Fiends: Kingdom Come Superman survives
Untouchables: Bizzaro Supergirl, Kryptonian Army Soldiers #6-11, 15-20 survive
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad Vs Better than all of you
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is..
Ursa, G-Girl, Speedball, Avalanche, Astro Boy, Spider Woman, Metron, Bone Crusher, Barricade, Darth Scarz w/red lantern ring, Ancient Sith lords#1-6, Col. John matrix in Iron Man Suit, Silver Samurai, Kalibak, Walker Texas Ranger, Zorro w/blue light saber riding mordor horse #1-27,Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Imotep ,Scorpion King, The Blob, Davy Jones and Crew, Barbarossa and Crew
Better than all of you is..
Cobra Commander, Lex Luthor, Red skull, Storm Shadow, Skeletor, Blues Brothers, Rambo, Ghost Rider, Doc Holiday, Megadeth, Beechead ,Tomax, Xamot, Gandolf the White, Flash (Wally West), Black Suit Spider Man, Baron Zemo, Nick Fury ,Tombstone, Batman ( Jean Paul Valley) & Batman Beyond (Robin),Wolfsbaine, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Red Wing, Super Sonic, Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, David Dunn, NS-5, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator, Predator, Yogurt
The two teams make their way to the play-off planet, Xavier’s Annihilation squad is the first to arrive. Ursa, G-Girl, Astro Boy, Metron, and Col. John matrix take the role of air support. Bone Crusher and Barricade take to streets that lead to no were. Sandman and Dr. Octopus follow Davy Jones and his Crew, and Barbarossa and his Crew to the water region. Zorro rides with Walker Texas Ranger on the back of his mordor horse, to the grasslands. Imotep and the Scorpion King follow The Blob to the desert terrain. Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Silver Samurai, and Kalibak all follow their killer instincts which just so happen to lead them all in the same direction. Speedball, Avalanche, and spider woman move through a canyon towards a distant city. Unfortunately before they reach their destination, they are ambushed by Batman ( Jean Paul Valley),Batman Beyond, and Nick Fury.
The S.H.I.E.L.D director shoots two bullets, one into spider woman’s brain and one into the heart of speedball. Avalanche manages to shoot a seismic blast that shatters nicks gun and stuns him. This gives avalanche the chance to snap fury’s neck, and that gives Jean Paul Valley the opportunity to strangle Avalanche with a piece of piano wire he brought from home. Cobra Commander, Megadeth, Beechead, Tomax, Xamot, NS-5, and doc holiday are cautiously moving through the desert. A large face made of sand begins to charge the group of mostly humans. But before Imotep can make the kill the blob engulfs Cobra Commander, Megadeth, Beechead, Tomax, Xamot, NS-5, and doc holiday. Red lantern Darth Scarz just happens to come across Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator #2, Predator #?, and Yogurt devising a plan. Before they even know he’s their Red Lantern Darth Scarz vomits corrosive blood all over them. The mystery predator is able to get a shot off with his plasma cannon before begin turned into soup, Darth Scarz is hit in the shoulder and wounded. The blues brothers, in a car they are “just barrowing”, are driving the aimless streets of the playoff planet. It looks like a police check point up ahead, luckily the ghost rider has yet to summon the spirit of vengeance.
Jake: Just be cool and let me do the talking….. Is there a problem officer?
Barricade transforms and lifts his foot to stomp on the brothers and the biker.
Jake and Elwood: F**k this noise!
The brothers and ghost rider are crushed to death
Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Red Wing, and Super Sonic head for the water.
Red Wing: Alright! Lets drowned these son’s a B**ches.
Seconds latter a large cannon ball rips Red wing’s head clean off.
Sagat: Oh MY GOD! They Killed Him.
Smoke: YOU BASTARD!
Both pirate ships begin to take potshots at their enemies. Reptile and super sonic launch energy blasts at the ships. Mr. Mind is unable to take control of the pirates Damned minds, so he uses his silk much like Spider Man uses his web to swing on to the deck of the Flying Dutchman. Bishop, Sagat, and Smoke pull their selves aboard the cursed ship. Mr. Mind Whips his tail around like a club and accidentally tears Bishop in half. Sagat kills a crab like crew member with a knee to the face. He then locks in a muay thai plum on another crab like crew member, but before he can crack the crabs shell he is decapitated by the crabs claws. Reptile is crushed by a cannon ball. Mr. Mind has crushed the entire crew of the Flying Dutchman except Davey Jones. Mr. Mind ties the captain up with his silk and smoke beats him to death. Not wanting to let the ship fall into the enemies possession Barbossa orders his men to fire on the Flying Dutchman. Mr. Mind is killed by a cannon ball and smoke becomes trapped under falling debris and drowns with the ship. Meanwhile Super sonic has been building a large energy bomb which he uses to sink the Black Pearl.
MEANWHILE the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has been set on fire and left for dead by Ursa, G-Girl, and Astro Boy.
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: OH NO NOT AGAIN!….(deep Marshmallow Man breath) Alright man suck it up, you’ve been here before… .. You got two choices sit here and die or take some of these Mother F**kers with you. OH GOD IT HURST SO MUCH! Calm down. Just a little longer.
Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, David Dunn ,Wolfsbaine, and Tombstone attack Zorro and walker Texas ranger. The duo stays mobile and avoids damage but is also unable to deliver any. Black lantern circuit breaker manages to knock them off the mordor horse. Just when it looks like all hope is lost Astro Boy and Col. John Matrix show up and kill Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, Wolfsbaine, and Tombstone with a barrage of missiles David Dunn is unharmed.
Gandolf the White, Flash (Wally West), and Black Suit Spider Man Head to the desert to take one who they believe to be the most powerful players on the other team. Wally begins running the perimeter of the blob and creates a vortex keeping the space creature at bay. Gandalf uses his powers to battle imotep. Just when the white wizard gains the upper hand, the scorpion king stings him right in the eye killing him instantly. Black suit Spider man engages the monster first ripping off his stinger. After a brief struggle Spider Man wraps a length of web around the kings neck and pulls until his eyes pop out. Imotep trips the flash who is promptly devoured by the blob and the covers Spider Man in scarabs.
Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Silver Samurai, and Kalibak finally find what they have been looking for. Its Lex Luthor ,Red skull, Storm Shadow ,Skeletor, and Baron Zemo held up atop a steep hill. The sith lords use their powers to crumb the make shift defenses. Silver Samurai rush’s Lex Luthor who doesn’t even look the least bit worried. He has good reason silver samurai falls right into a pungi pit lex constructed earlier.
Lex Luthor: HA! I TRULY AM THE MOST INTELIGENT BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!
As he brags to no one, Lex is bludgeoned to death by Kalibak. Sith lord #4 uses his force grip to rip the heads off Red Skull and Skelator, then he puts them on the opposite body. If You knew him you’d probably think it was hilarious. Kalibak is hit by storm shadow repeatedly but it doesn’t stop him from power bombing him into the ground until his head is just a bag of mush. The sith lords the combine their powers to implode baron zemos head.
Rambo, Super Sonic, David Dunn Batman ( Jean Paul Valley) & Batman Beyond (Robin) regroup for one last stand. Ancient Sith lords#1-6 and Kalibak rush to attack them The sith lords immobilize them all as Kalibak inflicts unspeakable amounts of pain.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: Now. Now is your chance. Your Charred on the outside but lava on the inside hit em were it hurts while you still have it in you.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man falls on top of Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Kalibak, David Dunn and Rambo.
Super Sonic, Batman & Batman Beyond are ganged up on by the remaining members of the annihilation squad and ripped to pieces.
Ursa, G-Girl, Speedball, Avalanche, Astro Boy, Spider Woman, Metron, Bone Crusher, Barricade, Darth Scarz w/red lantern ring, Ancient Sith lords#1-6, Col. John matrix in Iron Man Suit, Silver Samurai, Kalibak, Walker Texas Ranger, Zorro w/blue light saber riding mordor horse #1-27,Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Imotep ,Scorpion King, The Blob, Davy Jones and Crew, Barbarossa and Crew
Better than all of you is..
Cobra Commander, Lex Luthor, Red skull, Storm Shadow, Skeletor, Blues Brothers, Rambo, Ghost Rider, Doc Holiday, Megadeth, Beechead ,Tomax, Xamot, Gandolf the White, Flash (Wally West), Black Suit Spider Man, Baron Zemo, Nick Fury ,Tombstone, Batman ( Jean Paul Valley) & Batman Beyond (Robin),Wolfsbaine, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Red Wing, Super Sonic, Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, David Dunn, NS-5, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator, Predator, Yogurt
The two teams make their way to the play-off planet, Xavier’s Annihilation squad is the first to arrive. Ursa, G-Girl, Astro Boy, Metron, and Col. John matrix take the role of air support. Bone Crusher and Barricade take to streets that lead to no were. Sandman and Dr. Octopus follow Davy Jones and his Crew, and Barbarossa and his Crew to the water region. Zorro rides with Walker Texas Ranger on the back of his mordor horse, to the grasslands. Imotep and the Scorpion King follow The Blob to the desert terrain. Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Silver Samurai, and Kalibak all follow their killer instincts which just so happen to lead them all in the same direction. Speedball, Avalanche, and spider woman move through a canyon towards a distant city. Unfortunately before they reach their destination, they are ambushed by Batman ( Jean Paul Valley),Batman Beyond, and Nick Fury.
The S.H.I.E.L.D director shoots two bullets, one into spider woman’s brain and one into the heart of speedball. Avalanche manages to shoot a seismic blast that shatters nicks gun and stuns him. This gives avalanche the chance to snap fury’s neck, and that gives Jean Paul Valley the opportunity to strangle Avalanche with a piece of piano wire he brought from home. Cobra Commander, Megadeth, Beechead, Tomax, Xamot, NS-5, and doc holiday are cautiously moving through the desert. A large face made of sand begins to charge the group of mostly humans. But before Imotep can make the kill the blob engulfs Cobra Commander, Megadeth, Beechead, Tomax, Xamot, NS-5, and doc holiday. Red lantern Darth Scarz just happens to come across Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator #2, Predator #?, and Yogurt devising a plan. Before they even know he’s their Red Lantern Darth Scarz vomits corrosive blood all over them. The mystery predator is able to get a shot off with his plasma cannon before begin turned into soup, Darth Scarz is hit in the shoulder and wounded. The blues brothers, in a car they are “just barrowing”, are driving the aimless streets of the playoff planet. It looks like a police check point up ahead, luckily the ghost rider has yet to summon the spirit of vengeance.
Jake: Just be cool and let me do the talking….. Is there a problem officer?
Barricade transforms and lifts his foot to stomp on the brothers and the biker.
Jake and Elwood: F**k this noise!
The brothers and ghost rider are crushed to death
Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Red Wing, and Super Sonic head for the water.
Red Wing: Alright! Lets drowned these son’s a B**ches.
Seconds latter a large cannon ball rips Red wing’s head clean off.
Sagat: Oh MY GOD! They Killed Him.
Smoke: YOU BASTARD!
Both pirate ships begin to take potshots at their enemies. Reptile and super sonic launch energy blasts at the ships. Mr. Mind is unable to take control of the pirates Damned minds, so he uses his silk much like Spider Man uses his web to swing on to the deck of the Flying Dutchman. Bishop, Sagat, and Smoke pull their selves aboard the cursed ship. Mr. Mind Whips his tail around like a club and accidentally tears Bishop in half. Sagat kills a crab like crew member with a knee to the face. He then locks in a muay thai plum on another crab like crew member, but before he can crack the crabs shell he is decapitated by the crabs claws. Reptile is crushed by a cannon ball. Mr. Mind has crushed the entire crew of the Flying Dutchman except Davey Jones. Mr. Mind ties the captain up with his silk and smoke beats him to death. Not wanting to let the ship fall into the enemies possession Barbossa orders his men to fire on the Flying Dutchman. Mr. Mind is killed by a cannon ball and smoke becomes trapped under falling debris and drowns with the ship. Meanwhile Super sonic has been building a large energy bomb which he uses to sink the Black Pearl.
MEANWHILE the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has been set on fire and left for dead by Ursa, G-Girl, and Astro Boy.
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: OH NO NOT AGAIN!….(deep Marshmallow Man breath) Alright man suck it up, you’ve been here before… .. You got two choices sit here and die or take some of these Mother F**kers with you. OH GOD IT HURST SO MUCH! Calm down. Just a little longer.
Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, David Dunn ,Wolfsbaine, and Tombstone attack Zorro and walker Texas ranger. The duo stays mobile and avoids damage but is also unable to deliver any. Black lantern circuit breaker manages to knock them off the mordor horse. Just when it looks like all hope is lost Astro Boy and Col. John Matrix show up and kill Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, Wolfsbaine, and Tombstone with a barrage of missiles David Dunn is unharmed.
Gandolf the White, Flash (Wally West), and Black Suit Spider Man Head to the desert to take one who they believe to be the most powerful players on the other team. Wally begins running the perimeter of the blob and creates a vortex keeping the space creature at bay. Gandalf uses his powers to battle imotep. Just when the white wizard gains the upper hand, the scorpion king stings him right in the eye killing him instantly. Black suit Spider man engages the monster first ripping off his stinger. After a brief struggle Spider Man wraps a length of web around the kings neck and pulls until his eyes pop out. Imotep trips the flash who is promptly devoured by the blob and the covers Spider Man in scarabs.
Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Silver Samurai, and Kalibak finally find what they have been looking for. Its Lex Luthor ,Red skull, Storm Shadow ,Skeletor, and Baron Zemo held up atop a steep hill. The sith lords use their powers to crumb the make shift defenses. Silver Samurai rush’s Lex Luthor who doesn’t even look the least bit worried. He has good reason silver samurai falls right into a pungi pit lex constructed earlier.
Lex Luthor: HA! I TRULY AM THE MOST INTELIGENT BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!
As he brags to no one, Lex is bludgeoned to death by Kalibak. Sith lord #4 uses his force grip to rip the heads off Red Skull and Skelator, then he puts them on the opposite body. If You knew him you’d probably think it was hilarious. Kalibak is hit by storm shadow repeatedly but it doesn’t stop him from power bombing him into the ground until his head is just a bag of mush. The sith lords the combine their powers to implode baron zemos head.
Rambo, Super Sonic, David Dunn Batman ( Jean Paul Valley) & Batman Beyond (Robin) regroup for one last stand. Ancient Sith lords#1-6 and Kalibak rush to attack them The sith lords immobilize them all as Kalibak inflicts unspeakable amounts of pain.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: Now. Now is your chance. Your Charred on the outside but lava on the inside hit em were it hurts while you still have it in you.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man falls on top of Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Kalibak, David Dunn and Rambo.
Super Sonic, Batman & Batman Beyond are ganged up on by the remaining members of the annihilation squad and ripped to pieces.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Oblivio vs Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
Oblivio is Krona, Kyle Rayner - Parallax (Yellow Entity), Eowyn - The Predator (Violet Entity), Aleta One w/Green Lantern Ring - Adara (Blue Entity), Predator #46 - Proselyte (Indigo Entity), Sith Lord #17 "Darth Void" - The Butcher (Red Entity), Mon Starr - Ophidian (Orange Entity), Micah Giiett - Ion (Green Entity), SpaceGodzilla, Captain Marvel II, Black Lantern Wonder Woman, Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Jet Jaguar, Heavy, Chucky w/Yellow Lantern Ring & Red Lightsaber, Tiffany: Bride of Chucky w/ Star Sapphire Ring, Ace Duck, Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldiers #1-12.
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Galactus, Nova w/Green Lantern Ring, Terrax, Firelord, Oa Guardians #1-6, Captain Atom, Black Lantern Sentry, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam (Freddy Freeman), Super-girl (Ariella Kent), Uranus, Gaia, Mace Windu, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Matrix Twins w/ Green Lightsabers, Big Barda, Tracy Strauss w/Demon Rod, Jack Bauer in an F18, Kratos, Jade w/Blue & Green Lantern Rings.
Nova leads Terrax and Firelord down into the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to survey their opponents for this week. They are quickly met and caught by surprise by several members from Oblivio. Jet Jaguar, Space Godzilla, Chucky and Tiffany all attack the Heralds of Galactus from behind and knock them to the ground. Jet Jaguar goes after Terrax and fires several energy blasts at him. Terrax blocks them by gaining control of the ground itself and shooting it up into the air as a shield. He then creates a large crack in the ground and pulls liquid hot magma up to the surface and covers Jet Jaguar with it. He then finishes the robot off by slamming a mountain down on top of him. Chucky and Tiffany zip through the air, courtesy of their Lantern rings and double team Nova. Chucky has his red lightsaber drawn as well and charges the Green Lantern powered herald. Nova blocks his attack and uses her cosmic powers to blast him back. The two evil dolls then regroup and fly head first, right at Nova, but she uses a combination of her own cosmic powers and that of her Green Lantern ring to subdue them both. Nova and Firelord then find themselves up against SpaceGodzilla who instantly fires his atomic breath at Firelord. He takes the attack in stride and both Firelord and Nova begin a consistent blast of cosmic energy directly at SpaceGodzilla. However, the enormous monster is absorbing the energy. It then uses it, coupled with his own and redirects back at the heralds, vaporizing both Nova and Firelord with their own energy. Terrax then retreats back to space to await the arrival of Galactus.
Deep in the city Prince Nuada and his Golden Army Soldiers surround the team of Mace Windu, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Big Barda, Kratos, and the Matrix Twins. The seven members of the Kennelz quickly go to work on attacking the lumbering golden robots. A furious attack ensues and after a few moments the Golden Army Soldiers are all defeated. Or so they thought. The pieces begin to move and shift and soon all twelve Soldiers are back in action. They then slay Peter Petrelli and Sylar as Big Barda goes after Prince Nuada. Prince Nuada is quicker than Barda, but she is one of the deadliest hand-to-hand combatants around and she eventually grabs a hold of the Prince and snaps his neck. She is then smashed to the ground by Mr. Wink. He continues to beat on her, but she just keeps taking it. Mace back flips in and drives his lightsaber deep into the base of Mr. Wink’s skull. The Golden Army Soldiers continue their assault on the Matrix Twins and, though they are ghosts, the numbers game overwhelms them and they both eventually fall. Kratos is however, holding his own still and continues to take down members of the Golden Army. Big Barda finds herself triple teamed and is defeated by the large robots. There are only a few left remaining as Mace Windu takes the magical crown off of Prince Nuada’s lifeless body and cuts in half with his lightsaber. Kratos and Mace then finish off the last of the Golden Army Soldiers and with the loss of the crown, they are unable to regenerate.
The duo of Ace Duck and the Clonetrooper Heavy work their way through what seems to be an endless maze of trees. They are then attacked and restrained by the very trees themselves. Gaia then reveals herself to be in control of the plant life. She begins to strangle them but is blindsided by Black Lantern Wonder Woman, who wraps her lasso around the Titan’s neck and pulls until there is no more fight left in the deity. This calls down the wrath of Uranus who arrives from the heavens and smites the undead Amazon with his vast powers. Heavy and Ace Duck are victims of Uranus’s wrath as well. Krona then arrives with the Entity possessed members of Oblivio. The Emotional Spectrum entities overwhelm Uranus and defeat him in a shockingly quick way. Krona then orders the Entity possessed members to split up and attack the remaining members of the Kennelz. Krona looks up and notices that the skies are beginning to darken and he knows that can only mean one thing, the coming of Galactus. Krona smirks as his Entities fly off to complete their missions.
Mon-Star/Ophidian quickly finds Jade high in the air and attacks her with a voracious appetite. “MINE!! Give your rings to me!” he shouts as he tries to rip the Blue and Green Lantern rings off of Jade’s hands. The daughter of Alan Scott blast Mon-Starr back, but his hunger is relentless. Jade is blasted with an incredible amount of orange energy and is consumed by Mon-Starr/Ophidian.
Ripping through the air in his F-18, Jack Bauer, is being pursued by an Ion possessed Micah Giiett. He does everything he can think of, but no maneuver he tries shakes the Entity. The Jedi/Green Lantern Entity speeds up and actually lands on the nose of the plane. He ignites his yellow lightsaber and slices the hatch off of the cockpit. Jack, without hesitation pulls his gun out and unloads an entire clip at Micah, but the Jedi blocks every last bullet with his lightsaber. He then deals a fatal blow to Bauer with his lightsaber. Micah/Ion then flies of as the F-18 spins out of control towards the ground below.
Super-girl and Black Lantern Sentry are then attacked by Eowyn/The Predator and Kyle Rayner Parallax. Black Lantern Sentry is enraged and savagely attacks Kyle Rayner Parallax, but there is great fear inside the undead superhero. Rayner Parallax feeds off of it and uses it against Black Lantern Sentry, but a Black Lantern honestly does not actually feel anything. So Black Lantern is unaffected by such an attack and grabs a hold of Kyle Rayner Parallax and rips him in half. Super-girl, at first, fairs just as good as her teammate and kills Eowyn. But the Entity of Love, The Predator, escapes and enters Super-girl mere seconds before Eowyn is killed. The Predator possessed Super-girl then attacks and dishes right back what Black Lantern Sentry gave out and tears him in half as well.
Tracy Strauss wielding her Demon Rod then finds herself being hunted by the Proselyte possessed Predator #46. She takes aim and tries to blast him with her Demon Rod, but every time she uses it, the weapon weakens her. She pulls the water from the nearby lake and tries to drown the Entity, but Predator #46 evades her attack. It then leaps on top of her and uses its Indigo Lantern powers to disrupt her abilities to change into water and causes her to explode.
The team of Kratos and Mace Windu once again find themselves back to back in a fight that they are outmatched in. Darth Void/The Butcher and Aleta One/Adara swoop in and knock both of them up against opposite walls. The combination of Aleta One’s Green Lantern ring and being possessed by the Blue Lantern Entity causes her ring to be charged well over 400%. She hits Kratos with such a blast that his knee instantly buckles under the power and drops him to the ground. Though, ever defiant, Kratos does not give up and musters all of his strength, leaps into the air, swords drawn and attacks the transformer with great ferocity. But her power are too much for him and he is ultimately killed by Aleta One. Mace Windu has had to use every ounce of the Force just to keep the charging Sith Lord/Red Lantern Entity at bay, but is managing to do just that. He then senses Aleta One has turned her attention to him as well and the moment she tries and blast him with her Blue Entity powers the Jedi Master leaps out of the way and she hits Darth Void instead. The Blue Lantern energy works counterproductively against the red rage of The Butcher and greatly weakens him, allowing Mace to come down and slay the Sith Lord and his Entity. Krona then arrives as Mace just finishes killing Darth Void/The Butcher and wastes no time with this opportunity. He blast Mace in the back with a massive amount of cosmic energy, reducing the Jedi Master to nothing but a smoldering skeleton.
Krona then looks up and sees that the skies have turned black and says to him self “Finally, he’s here.” Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Captain Marvel II, the remaining Entity possessed members of Oblivio all join Krona in waiting for Galactus to come. Galactus finally makes his presence known and has brought six Oa Guardians, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam, Captain Atom and Terrax with him. Black Lantern Kyle Rayner then flies in and grabs a hold of Captain Atom as Captain Marvel II tangles with Shazam. Black Lantern Kyle Rayner then says “Oooh I can feel there’s a lot of energy coursing though that heart of yours Captain. Let’s take a closer look at it.” He then uses his dark powers to rip open Captain Atom’s protective suit to try and get to his heart. But this is a catastrophic mistake on Black Lantern Kyle Rayner’s part. This causes a complete meltdown of Captain Atom’s make up and he literally explodes like a nuclear bomb that is so powerful it’s able to wipe out the powerful beings such as Captain Marvel II, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam, Terrax and himself in the process. Oa Guardian #1 sees Krona and in a display of emotion that is incredibly unlike a Guardian of the Universe, rushes right towards him in a fit of rage. Krona then shows that he is more powerful than any one Guardian and vaporizes him instantly. He then makes everyone bear witness to his power and control over the Emotional Spectrum Entitles. He pulls the Entities out of his own teammates and sends them after the Oa Guardians. The five remaining entities possess the five Oa Guardian and are now under Krona’s command. “Ha! Look Galactus! I now control your most powerful teammates,” shout Krona. Galactus looks down and bellows “I have no teammates, nor no equals. All serve under Galactus.” He looks over the faces of his own teammates then shows Krona what true power really is. Galactus raises his hand and eradicates everyone but Krona from the battlefield. Enraged, Krona viciously attacks Galactus with everything he has. The two battle back and forth and actually causes the complete destruction of the Playoff Planet (which I know I’m going to get in so much trouble for allowing to happen in one of my matches that I witnessed). Krona is actually able to draw blood from Galactus at one point as well. Galactus sees this and unleashes the full capabilities of the Power Cosmic and annihilates Krona.
MICHAEL VICK’S BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Galactus, Nova w/Green Lantern Ring, Terrax, Firelord, Oa Guardians #1-6, Captain Atom, Black Lantern Sentry, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam (Freddy Freeman), Super-girl (Ariella Kent), Uranus, Gaia, Mace Windu, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Matrix Twins w/ Green Lightsabers, Big Barda, Tracy Strauss w/Demon Rod, Jack Bauer in an F18, Kratos, Jade w/Blue & Green Lantern Rings.
Nova leads Terrax and Firelord down into the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to survey their opponents for this week. They are quickly met and caught by surprise by several members from Oblivio. Jet Jaguar, Space Godzilla, Chucky and Tiffany all attack the Heralds of Galactus from behind and knock them to the ground. Jet Jaguar goes after Terrax and fires several energy blasts at him. Terrax blocks them by gaining control of the ground itself and shooting it up into the air as a shield. He then creates a large crack in the ground and pulls liquid hot magma up to the surface and covers Jet Jaguar with it. He then finishes the robot off by slamming a mountain down on top of him. Chucky and Tiffany zip through the air, courtesy of their Lantern rings and double team Nova. Chucky has his red lightsaber drawn as well and charges the Green Lantern powered herald. Nova blocks his attack and uses her cosmic powers to blast him back. The two evil dolls then regroup and fly head first, right at Nova, but she uses a combination of her own cosmic powers and that of her Green Lantern ring to subdue them both. Nova and Firelord then find themselves up against SpaceGodzilla who instantly fires his atomic breath at Firelord. He takes the attack in stride and both Firelord and Nova begin a consistent blast of cosmic energy directly at SpaceGodzilla. However, the enormous monster is absorbing the energy. It then uses it, coupled with his own and redirects back at the heralds, vaporizing both Nova and Firelord with their own energy. Terrax then retreats back to space to await the arrival of Galactus.
Deep in the city Prince Nuada and his Golden Army Soldiers surround the team of Mace Windu, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Big Barda, Kratos, and the Matrix Twins. The seven members of the Kennelz quickly go to work on attacking the lumbering golden robots. A furious attack ensues and after a few moments the Golden Army Soldiers are all defeated. Or so they thought. The pieces begin to move and shift and soon all twelve Soldiers are back in action. They then slay Peter Petrelli and Sylar as Big Barda goes after Prince Nuada. Prince Nuada is quicker than Barda, but she is one of the deadliest hand-to-hand combatants around and she eventually grabs a hold of the Prince and snaps his neck. She is then smashed to the ground by Mr. Wink. He continues to beat on her, but she just keeps taking it. Mace back flips in and drives his lightsaber deep into the base of Mr. Wink’s skull. The Golden Army Soldiers continue their assault on the Matrix Twins and, though they are ghosts, the numbers game overwhelms them and they both eventually fall. Kratos is however, holding his own still and continues to take down members of the Golden Army. Big Barda finds herself triple teamed and is defeated by the large robots. There are only a few left remaining as Mace Windu takes the magical crown off of Prince Nuada’s lifeless body and cuts in half with his lightsaber. Kratos and Mace then finish off the last of the Golden Army Soldiers and with the loss of the crown, they are unable to regenerate.
The duo of Ace Duck and the Clonetrooper Heavy work their way through what seems to be an endless maze of trees. They are then attacked and restrained by the very trees themselves. Gaia then reveals herself to be in control of the plant life. She begins to strangle them but is blindsided by Black Lantern Wonder Woman, who wraps her lasso around the Titan’s neck and pulls until there is no more fight left in the deity. This calls down the wrath of Uranus who arrives from the heavens and smites the undead Amazon with his vast powers. Heavy and Ace Duck are victims of Uranus’s wrath as well. Krona then arrives with the Entity possessed members of Oblivio. The Emotional Spectrum entities overwhelm Uranus and defeat him in a shockingly quick way. Krona then orders the Entity possessed members to split up and attack the remaining members of the Kennelz. Krona looks up and notices that the skies are beginning to darken and he knows that can only mean one thing, the coming of Galactus. Krona smirks as his Entities fly off to complete their missions.
Mon-Star/Ophidian quickly finds Jade high in the air and attacks her with a voracious appetite. “MINE!! Give your rings to me!” he shouts as he tries to rip the Blue and Green Lantern rings off of Jade’s hands. The daughter of Alan Scott blast Mon-Starr back, but his hunger is relentless. Jade is blasted with an incredible amount of orange energy and is consumed by Mon-Starr/Ophidian.
Ripping through the air in his F-18, Jack Bauer, is being pursued by an Ion possessed Micah Giiett. He does everything he can think of, but no maneuver he tries shakes the Entity. The Jedi/Green Lantern Entity speeds up and actually lands on the nose of the plane. He ignites his yellow lightsaber and slices the hatch off of the cockpit. Jack, without hesitation pulls his gun out and unloads an entire clip at Micah, but the Jedi blocks every last bullet with his lightsaber. He then deals a fatal blow to Bauer with his lightsaber. Micah/Ion then flies of as the F-18 spins out of control towards the ground below.
Super-girl and Black Lantern Sentry are then attacked by Eowyn/The Predator and Kyle Rayner Parallax. Black Lantern Sentry is enraged and savagely attacks Kyle Rayner Parallax, but there is great fear inside the undead superhero. Rayner Parallax feeds off of it and uses it against Black Lantern Sentry, but a Black Lantern honestly does not actually feel anything. So Black Lantern is unaffected by such an attack and grabs a hold of Kyle Rayner Parallax and rips him in half. Super-girl, at first, fairs just as good as her teammate and kills Eowyn. But the Entity of Love, The Predator, escapes and enters Super-girl mere seconds before Eowyn is killed. The Predator possessed Super-girl then attacks and dishes right back what Black Lantern Sentry gave out and tears him in half as well.
Tracy Strauss wielding her Demon Rod then finds herself being hunted by the Proselyte possessed Predator #46. She takes aim and tries to blast him with her Demon Rod, but every time she uses it, the weapon weakens her. She pulls the water from the nearby lake and tries to drown the Entity, but Predator #46 evades her attack. It then leaps on top of her and uses its Indigo Lantern powers to disrupt her abilities to change into water and causes her to explode.
The team of Kratos and Mace Windu once again find themselves back to back in a fight that they are outmatched in. Darth Void/The Butcher and Aleta One/Adara swoop in and knock both of them up against opposite walls. The combination of Aleta One’s Green Lantern ring and being possessed by the Blue Lantern Entity causes her ring to be charged well over 400%. She hits Kratos with such a blast that his knee instantly buckles under the power and drops him to the ground. Though, ever defiant, Kratos does not give up and musters all of his strength, leaps into the air, swords drawn and attacks the transformer with great ferocity. But her power are too much for him and he is ultimately killed by Aleta One. Mace Windu has had to use every ounce of the Force just to keep the charging Sith Lord/Red Lantern Entity at bay, but is managing to do just that. He then senses Aleta One has turned her attention to him as well and the moment she tries and blast him with her Blue Entity powers the Jedi Master leaps out of the way and she hits Darth Void instead. The Blue Lantern energy works counterproductively against the red rage of The Butcher and greatly weakens him, allowing Mace to come down and slay the Sith Lord and his Entity. Krona then arrives as Mace just finishes killing Darth Void/The Butcher and wastes no time with this opportunity. He blast Mace in the back with a massive amount of cosmic energy, reducing the Jedi Master to nothing but a smoldering skeleton.
Krona then looks up and sees that the skies have turned black and says to him self “Finally, he’s here.” Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Captain Marvel II, the remaining Entity possessed members of Oblivio all join Krona in waiting for Galactus to come. Galactus finally makes his presence known and has brought six Oa Guardians, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam, Captain Atom and Terrax with him. Black Lantern Kyle Rayner then flies in and grabs a hold of Captain Atom as Captain Marvel II tangles with Shazam. Black Lantern Kyle Rayner then says “Oooh I can feel there’s a lot of energy coursing though that heart of yours Captain. Let’s take a closer look at it.” He then uses his dark powers to rip open Captain Atom’s protective suit to try and get to his heart. But this is a catastrophic mistake on Black Lantern Kyle Rayner’s part. This causes a complete meltdown of Captain Atom’s make up and he literally explodes like a nuclear bomb that is so powerful it’s able to wipe out the powerful beings such as Captain Marvel II, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam, Terrax and himself in the process. Oa Guardian #1 sees Krona and in a display of emotion that is incredibly unlike a Guardian of the Universe, rushes right towards him in a fit of rage. Krona then shows that he is more powerful than any one Guardian and vaporizes him instantly. He then makes everyone bear witness to his power and control over the Emotional Spectrum Entitles. He pulls the Entities out of his own teammates and sends them after the Oa Guardians. The five remaining entities possess the five Oa Guardian and are now under Krona’s command. “Ha! Look Galactus! I now control your most powerful teammates,” shout Krona. Galactus looks down and bellows “I have no teammates, nor no equals. All serve under Galactus.” He looks over the faces of his own teammates then shows Krona what true power really is. Galactus raises his hand and eradicates everyone but Krona from the battlefield. Enraged, Krona viciously attacks Galactus with everything he has. The two battle back and forth and actually causes the complete destruction of the Playoff Planet (which I know I’m going to get in so much trouble for allowing to happen in one of my matches that I witnessed). Krona is actually able to draw blood from Galactus at one point as well. Galactus sees this and unleashes the full capabilities of the Power Cosmic and annihilates Krona.
MICHAEL VICK’S BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
"Selena Gomez wouldn't even have a career if it wasn't for me" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "Change is overrated, more of the same in 2012" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Head Coach Alexander the Great w/ Bucephalus, Katma Tui, Ch' p, Dr. U' bx, Space Usagi, Usagi Yojimbo w/ Jotaro, Air Zonk w/ Power Dump & Astra, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Salaak, Gwildore, Skywarp, Adam Warlock, Larfleeze, Ganthet (w/a green lantern ring), Sayd, Blue Lantern #1, Indigo Lantern #2, Green Lantern #3, Mighty Mousette (w/ a Star Sapphire Ring), Tri-Eye, Bleez, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Magneto, Link, Thundercracker, Set, Capt. N & Duke, Gamera, Psylocke, (Practice Squad Head Coach) Carla Tortelli, and Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip.
"Selena Gomez wouldn't even have a career if it wasn't for me" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "Change is overrated, more of the same in 2012" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Earth Two Superman, Numinus w/Blue Lantern Ring, Ben Kenobi w/Green Lantern Ring, Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Optimus Prime, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Zombie Maxima, Movie Jetfire w/Indigo Lantern Ring, Tlaloc w/red lantern ring, Buffy Summers w/blue lightsaber, Angel, Willow Rosenberg, Spider-Man, General Grievous, Harry Potter, Bryan Beckerman w/Mandalorian armor, red & blue lightsaber, Xerxes, Dante, Mary Marvel, Movie Devastator, Alice Cullen, Claire Danes, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Colonial Marines: Corp. Hicks, Bishop 341-BL, Corp. Dietrich, PFC Hudson, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Pvt. Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, Rick Deckard, Lady Gaga, Jen Linley, and Black Lantern Dozer #1.
The skies of the Playoff Planet instantly burst with an array of vibrant colors as these two formidable teams arrive to square off in the ever important battle. Both squads have sent multiple Lantern wielders into this contest. Streaks of green, yellow, red, indigo, blue, violet, and even a little orange light up the atmosphere as Earth Two Superman leads the charge against the Evil Midgets. But he is knocked off course and into a nearby thatch of trees by Space Ghost. Superman shakes the stars from his eyes and flies right back at Space Ghost, landing a vicious right cross that sends Space Ghost reeling. Superman flies in after him as Space Ghost tries fire an energy bolt from his power bands, but Superman dodges the attack and rips one of the power bands off of Space Ghost’s wrist. Space Ghost then uses his belt to turn invisible, which allows him the opportunity to teleport away and remount and offensive. Earth Two Superman, however, uses his super hearing and was able to hear exactly where Space Ghost teleported to and flies after him. Space Ghost his tackled to the ground by Superman and has his belt and other power band ripped from his body. Superman then uses his heat vision to lobotomize and ultimately kill Space Ghost.
Out in the streets of the city, the trio of Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi and Jotaro find themselves surrounded by the massive Cymeks, Xerxes and Dante. The samurai rabbits quickly dodge the first attack by the large robots and duck into an alley. They race into a building and scurry up the stairs to the roof, where they hope to gain some sort of tactical advantage over the Cymeks. But this is to no avail, as Dante takes aim and blasts the building away. Jotaro and Space Usagi are both killed by the blast. Usagi Yojimbo in a leap of faith lunges off of the falling building and land directly on top of Xerxes, he draws his katana and drives it deep into the brain of the massive robot. Xerxes drops to the ground as Usagi flips off of him. Knowing that this is a battle he cannot win, the samurai rabbit the looks up at Dante, with sword drawn defiantly, and awaits his utter annihilation. Dante locks his weapons onto Usagi, but then is stopped in his tracks. Bolts and jagged pieces of metal whip through the air as Dante’s body is violently ripped apart. Usagi takes cover from all of the flying shrapnel. He peaks over the car he’s ducked behind to see Magneto floating in the air where Dante once was. “Thank you Eric-san,” a grateful Usagi says to his teammate. Magneto does not respond with words, but just a simple nod as he flies away.
A large Cybertronian Spaceship flies over the city as Movie Devastator wreaks havoc throughout the downtown area. Optimus Prime pilots the spaceship as the Colonial Marines, Alice Cullen, Claire Danes, Mrs. Doubtfire, Rick Deckard, and Lady Gaga all prepare to jump into action. “Hey where’s Jen?” asks Claire Danes. She hears some faint noises coming from the rear of the spaceship and goes to check it out. “Holy s#*!, what are you doing?!?” Claire screams as she sees Black Lantern Dozer #1 eating the heart of his own teammate, Jen Linley. Several of the Colonial Marines race back to Claire and see this disgusting scene as well, but there are more pressing matters afoot. “Nevermind that, take a look out the window!” shouts Hudson. “Yo Optimus, we’ve got incoming!” Thundercracker, Skywarp and Green Lantern #3 (who has created a F-15 construct out of green energy) are all flying in formation right on the tail of the Cybertronian Spaceship. Thundercracker and the Green Lantern fire on the spaceship as Skywarp teleports. Optimus is trying to evade the attack, but Skywarp teleports in front of the Spaceship and the three jets cause major damage to the spaceship. Thundercracker blows a whole in the side of the spaceship, which causes Lady Gaga and Claire Danes both to be sucked out and plummet to their deaths. Black Lantern Dozer #1 flies out of the hole and attempts to attack Green Lantern #3, but is blasted out of the sky by Thundercracker for his troubles.
Optimus is able to land the spaceship out in the snowy hills outside of the city as the jets continue their pursuit. The Colonial Marines are the first out of the spaceship as the three jets fly in. Vasquez and Drake immediately begin firing on Green Lantern #3 as Thundercracker and Skywarp transform and double team Optimus Prime. Green Lantern #3 abandons his F-15 construct and puts up a green energy shield. He manages to take out Pvt. Drake and Pvt. Frost, but Vasquez will not let up her assault and breaks through the green energy shield and kills the Green Lantern. Thundercracker and Skywarp attack Optimus from both sides, but Optimus grabs a hold of Thundercracker and uses his own arm-mounted gun on Skywarp and blasts a hole right though his chest. Optimus then extends his energy sword and drives it through Thundercracker back. “Alright Commandos, let’s get back to the rest of our team,” Optimus says as he transforms into his truck mode. The rest of the spaceship passengers load into Optimus’s trailer as he drives off towards the city.
The magic duo of Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg find themselves deep in the forest area of the planet and are attacked by Jan, Jace and Blip the monkey. Willow quickly cast a spell and destroys Blip as Harry takes on Jan and Jace. Though he’s out numbered, Harry has no problem eliminating the two from battle. “Well that was easy,” Harry says to Willow. “Hee hee hee. Boy you guys really did a number on those kids,” Mr. Mxyzptlk says to the duo as he floats in the air. Willow and Harry both fire magical blasts at the Imp, but he easily blocks them, yawning the whole while. “Please, you can do better than that,” he says. They then combine their magical powers and try and blast him again, but he blocks them once more. Mr. Mxyzptlk then uses his vast 5th Dimension powers and wipes them from existence. “Hmmm, I guess they couldn’t do better. Ha!” Mxy says to himself. He then hears what appears to be the sound of two lightsabers igniting behind him. “Huh? What was tha…” he says as he turns around, only to find his head removed from his body courtesy of General Grievous. “Crap,’ Mxyzptlk says as his head rolls on the ground.
High above the planet, a war of Lanterns rages on, which continues to light up the night sky. Sayd, Katma Tui, Ch’p, and Salaak are trying to fend off the team of Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Movie Jetfire (with an Indigo ring), and Tlaloc (with a Red ring). Sayd uses her amazing powers as a Guardian of the Universe and destroys both Tlaloc and Movie Jetfire as if they were insects. Salaak then moves against Karu-Sil and her yellow energy attack dogs. The trio of dogs lunges at Salaak, but he quickly creates green energy muzzle for all of them. Katma Tui then attacks Karu-Sil to aid Salaak. Ch’p is being chased through the sky by a red energy vomiting Dex-Tar. Ch’p tries valiantly to keep the Red Lantern cat away from him, but Dex-Tar manages to get a hold of the chipmunk-like Green Lantern and shreds him limb from limb. Fatality and Taa try to combine their energies against Sayd, but the female Oa Guardian is way too powerful for them and they fall before her cosmic abilities. Salaak and Katma Tui the finish off Karu-Sil with a green energy double tap to the chest. The yellow energy attack dogs dissipate into the air as Karu-Sil dies. Dex-Tar then finds himself facing off against two Green Lanterns and an Oa Guardian. The rage filled kitty spews his red energy at the Lanterns but the combined forces of the three of them is too much for Dex-Tar to handle and is eliminated.
Back down in the city, Movie Devastator continues his path of destruction though out the streets. Dr. U’bx, Gwildore, Duke the Dog and Carla Tortelli have all been crushed by the falling debris caused by Movie Devastator. Omega Supreme finally flies in to put an end to Movie Devastator’s rampage. Omega fires several shots at Movie Devastator, stunning the monstrous Decepticon. Omega then grabs a hold of Movie Devastator’s lower jaw and jams his gun-hand into his mouth and blows a hole right out the back of Movie Devastator’s head. Earth Two Superman flies in and begins punching his way through Omega Supreme’s chest. Once inside he uses his heat vision to cut down to Omega’s spark. Superman grabs a hold of the giant Autobot’s spark and rips it out. The large transformer stumbles and falls to one knee for a moment, before finally falling down and dying. Optimus Prime soon arrives as he barrels down the street towards the Commandos biggest threat, the seven-headed serpent being, Set. Optimus transforms and immediately begins blasting at Set. His passengers all rush out, only to find themselves being charged at by Alexander the Great atop of his mighty steed, Bucephalus, along with Psylocke, Usagi Yojimbo, Captain N, and Link. Before they can even get a shot off, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe and Corp. Dietrich are taken down by Link and Captain N. Psylocke flips and leaps over PFC Hudson’s shots and slices him in half with her katana. She is then knocked to the ground by Alice Cullen. The vampire grabs a hold of Psylocke by her neck and picks her up off the ground. She begins to squeeze and crush the mutant’s throat, but Psylocke drives her psychic knife into Alice’s head. This move causes Alice to release her grip and gives Psylocke the opportunity to cut Alice down. Alexander the Great rides by and kills Mrs. Doubtfire and Bishop 341-BL. PFC Vasquez and Pvt. Drake team up and mow down Captain N and Link before they clip Bucephalus, which causes Alexander the Great to be thrown from his horse. PFC Spunkmeyer then seizes this opportunity and runs up and shoots Alexander several times in the back before he can get to his feet. Usagi Yojimbo then flips over Spunkmeyer and drives his katana deep into his belly and sends him to the FFL Graveyard.
Reinforcements arrive for the Colonial Marines in the form of General Grievous as he cuts down Psylocke and Usagi Yojimbo with his lightsabers. He is joined by the Mandalorian Armor wearing Bryan Beckerman. However, Adam Warlock and Superboy show up shortly after those two. Adam Warlock blasts away Rick Deckard, Corp. Hicks and Pvt. Drake. Grievous wastes no time in attacking Superboy, who was definitely taken by surprise by his ferocity. Ripley tries to keep Adam Warlock at bay with her flamethrower, but the one once known as Him, fights back and kills the Warrant Officer. “Damn it! I’m out of ammo!” yells Vasquez. Beckerman then flips his blue lightsaber to her as the two of them attack Adam Warlock. The two try their damndest, but are both injured by Adam’s cosmic blasts. They both crawl their way over to a parked car for cover. “This is it for me Becks. I die here, I’m done for,” Vasquez says to her teammate. “Well then, let’s make it count,” Bryan replies. He then pulls out a thermal detonator out of one of his belt pockets. “You always were an a$$#*@! Beckerman,” she says back to him. Adam Warlock then lands in front of them just as they both press the button on the thermal detonator, thus blowing up all three of them.
Grievous is still viciously attacking Superboy, which is not allowing Connor to mount an offensive. Superboy finally manages to use his speed and get behind the cyborg, but is surprised by Grievous rotating his arms fully around and driving his two lightsaber into Superboy’s shoulders. Connor’s lets out a scream as Grievous turns the blades. He then grabs a third lightsaber with one of his feet and plunges it into Superboy’s abdomen. General Grievous begins to laugh at his conquest, but this joy is slightly premature. In Superboy’s final breath, he fires his heat vision directly into the eyes of Grievous, frying him from then inside out and ending his FFL career.
Dawn is approaching as Ganthet leads and entire emotional spectrum team (a.k.a. “The Rainbow Warriors”) against Black Lantern Optimus Prime. “We will need all of our powers and work together if we are to finally stop Black Lantern Optimus,” Ganthet says as they fly in.
The team attacks BL Optimus fluidly, but Prime will not fall. Tri-Eye is the first to cause damage as he savagely slashes at Prime’s side. Ganthet then lets BL Optimus have it with a massive blast of green energy, coupled with his own incredible cosmic powers. “NOW! Everyone all at once!” Ganthet yells as he has BL Optimus staggering. The rest of them join in and begin to blast him with their rings. It’s beginning to work, but BL Optimus isn’t done quite yet. He grabs a hold of Indigo Lantern #2 and crushes him. He then smashes the Star Sapphire wielding Might Mousette between him hand in a massive clap that shatters nearby windows. The Black Lantern though, finally succumbs to their continued attack.
Meanwhile, out by the ocean, Zombie Maxima and Mary Marvel are trying to take down Gamera. The giant turtle is having a hard time catching these two as they are swiftly flying around him. He finally is able to kill Zombie Maxima with a plasma fireball. Mary Marvel tries in vain to injure him by calling down the Shazam lightning. “Looks like you could use a hand there Mary,” Earth Two Superman says as he flies in. “Let me give it a shot.” Earth Two Superman then uses his freeze breath on Gamera which freezes him solid. Then the two Commandos shatter the giant turtle with powerful punches to the shell. “Now let’s get back to the battle,” Earth Two Superman says. They fly in just in time to see Angel get incinerated by Set. They both fly right for Set, but Mary Marvel is met with a similar fate as Angel’s. Numinus then appears to battle Set. She is quickly wrapped up by several of the heads of the massive being. Numinus, however, fights back with her own vast cosmic abilities and her Blue Lantern ring. The two cosmic beings battle fiercely, as Numinus says “Enough. You’re path of destruction ends now!” She draws all of her powers from within her and lets out a blast that blinds everyone. Once the dust and smoke clears, there is nothing left of Set or Numinus.
Ben Kenobi looks up to the sky and says “Thank you Numinus, your final sacrifice will not be in vain. I will see you shortly, friend.” He then flies up into the air courtesy of his Green Lantern ring and goes right for the “Rainbow Warriors”. He draws his lightsaber and makes a quick impact by removing Ganthet’s head. Kenobi then uses the Force to knock Tri-Eye down to the ground. He makes sure he stays in close proximity of Blue Lantern #1 to keep his ring charged to 200% as he continues to attack. Bleez flies in and spews her red rage energy at the old Jedi master, but Ben puts up a green energy force field. He follows that up by swooping behind her and cuts her in half with his lightsaber. The Jedi lets out a horrific scream as Tri-Eye flies up from underneath Kenobi and chomps down on his left foot. He uses the Force to pry the Yellow Lantern off of him and blasts Tri-Eye with his Green Lantern ring right down his throat, killing him. This is the opening that Larfleeze has been anxiously waiting for. The Orange Lantern sneaks up behind the Jedi master and fries him with his Orange Lantern ring and sends Ben Kenobi to the FFL Graveyard.
Air Zonk, Power Dump and Astra have been hot on the tail of Spider-Man as he swings through what’s left of the buildings in the city. “Dang it, I can’t shake this kid and his friends,” Spidey says to himself. Spider-Man swings around a corner as the three are in close pursuit. But once they turn the corner, they all find themselves trapped in an enormous web Spidey has erected between two buildings. “They’re all yours Optimus!” Spidey shouts. Optimus Prime then blasts the spider web with his laser rifle, killing all three of them. “ARRRRGGGHHH!!!” screams Optimus as he drops to his knees. “Optimus?!?!?” Spider-Man shouts in confusion. Magneto then floats down in front of the Autobot leader. “It’s silly to think a team would dare start you Cybertronians against the Master of Magnetism,” Magneto arrogantly says to Optimus. “You son of a…” Spider-Man says as he swings in to aid his teammate, but Magneto uses Optimus Prime as a projectile and slams him into Spider-Man, killing both of them. “Why don’t you try that on me?!” exclaims Buffy Summers as she flies in a dropkicks Magneto. He launches pieces of the fallen Transformers at Buffy, knocking her to the ground. She kicks the large chunks of metal off of her and says “Heh, you’ll have to do better than that!” She then flies after him knocking the various pieces of metal Magneto is throwing at her. She tackles him to the ground, flips out her lightsaber and drives it into his heart. “That’s a stupid helmet you’ve got,” Buffy quips as she takes the lightsaber out of him.
Earth Two Superman then joins Buffy Summers, who informs him that they just lost Optimus Prime and Spider-man. “Well then, it looks like it’s just you and me then,” he replies. Sayd leads the attack with Katma Tui, Salaak, Larfleeze and Blue Lantern #1. Earth Two Superman flies in and rips Larfleeze in half like an unwanted credit card bill as Buffy slices three of Salaak’s arms off before doing the same to his head. Superman then levels Blue Lantern #1 with a punch that just caves her skull in. They are then both blasted to the ground by Katma Tui and Sayd. The Oa Guardian then pulls back and lets out a massive blast of cosmic energy right at Buffy Summers. “NOOO!!” yells Earth Two Superman as he leaps in front of the blast and taking it right on the “S.” He valiantly battles his way as he flies towards the short blue being. She continues to blast him with all she’s got, but Kal-L won’t stop fighting. Katma Tui and Buffy are stunned and in awe of this display of sheer willpower. Earth Two Superman finally gets close to Sayd and wraps her in a bear hug and begins to crush the life out of her. She looks up at him for a moment, then closes her eyes and lets out another blast of cosmic energy. This time, Kal-L falls from the sky, but so does Sayd. Both bodies slam to the ground below, lifeless. Buffy snaps out from being awestruck and leaps into action. She ignites her lightsaber and slices off Katma Tui ring-wielding hand before she can even react. Buffy then spins the lightsaber around in her hand and drives it into Katma Tui’s heart like a stake. She flies back down to Earth Two Superman and hold him in her arms as he takes his last breath.
"SELENA GOMEZ WOULDN’T EVEN HAVE A CAREER IF IT WASN’T FOR ME” “POP SUPERSTAR” HANNAH MONTANA & “CHANGE IS OVERRATED, MORE OF THE SAME IN 2012” PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLD’S” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
"Selena Gomez wouldn't even have a career if it wasn't for me" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "Change is overrated, more of the same in 2012" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Earth Two Superman, Numinus w/Blue Lantern Ring, Ben Kenobi w/Green Lantern Ring, Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Optimus Prime, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Zombie Maxima, Movie Jetfire w/Indigo Lantern Ring, Tlaloc w/red lantern ring, Buffy Summers w/blue lightsaber, Angel, Willow Rosenberg, Spider-Man, General Grievous, Harry Potter, Bryan Beckerman w/Mandalorian armor, red & blue lightsaber, Xerxes, Dante, Mary Marvel, Movie Devastator, Alice Cullen, Claire Danes, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Colonial Marines: Corp. Hicks, Bishop 341-BL, Corp. Dietrich, PFC Hudson, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Pvt. Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, Rick Deckard, Lady Gaga, Jen Linley, and Black Lantern Dozer #1.
The skies of the Playoff Planet instantly burst with an array of vibrant colors as these two formidable teams arrive to square off in the ever important battle. Both squads have sent multiple Lantern wielders into this contest. Streaks of green, yellow, red, indigo, blue, violet, and even a little orange light up the atmosphere as Earth Two Superman leads the charge against the Evil Midgets. But he is knocked off course and into a nearby thatch of trees by Space Ghost. Superman shakes the stars from his eyes and flies right back at Space Ghost, landing a vicious right cross that sends Space Ghost reeling. Superman flies in after him as Space Ghost tries fire an energy bolt from his power bands, but Superman dodges the attack and rips one of the power bands off of Space Ghost’s wrist. Space Ghost then uses his belt to turn invisible, which allows him the opportunity to teleport away and remount and offensive. Earth Two Superman, however, uses his super hearing and was able to hear exactly where Space Ghost teleported to and flies after him. Space Ghost his tackled to the ground by Superman and has his belt and other power band ripped from his body. Superman then uses his heat vision to lobotomize and ultimately kill Space Ghost.
Out in the streets of the city, the trio of Usagi Yojimbo, Space Usagi and Jotaro find themselves surrounded by the massive Cymeks, Xerxes and Dante. The samurai rabbits quickly dodge the first attack by the large robots and duck into an alley. They race into a building and scurry up the stairs to the roof, where they hope to gain some sort of tactical advantage over the Cymeks. But this is to no avail, as Dante takes aim and blasts the building away. Jotaro and Space Usagi are both killed by the blast. Usagi Yojimbo in a leap of faith lunges off of the falling building and land directly on top of Xerxes, he draws his katana and drives it deep into the brain of the massive robot. Xerxes drops to the ground as Usagi flips off of him. Knowing that this is a battle he cannot win, the samurai rabbit the looks up at Dante, with sword drawn defiantly, and awaits his utter annihilation. Dante locks his weapons onto Usagi, but then is stopped in his tracks. Bolts and jagged pieces of metal whip through the air as Dante’s body is violently ripped apart. Usagi takes cover from all of the flying shrapnel. He peaks over the car he’s ducked behind to see Magneto floating in the air where Dante once was. “Thank you Eric-san,” a grateful Usagi says to his teammate. Magneto does not respond with words, but just a simple nod as he flies away.
A large Cybertronian Spaceship flies over the city as Movie Devastator wreaks havoc throughout the downtown area. Optimus Prime pilots the spaceship as the Colonial Marines, Alice Cullen, Claire Danes, Mrs. Doubtfire, Rick Deckard, and Lady Gaga all prepare to jump into action. “Hey where’s Jen?” asks Claire Danes. She hears some faint noises coming from the rear of the spaceship and goes to check it out. “Holy s#*!, what are you doing?!?” Claire screams as she sees Black Lantern Dozer #1 eating the heart of his own teammate, Jen Linley. Several of the Colonial Marines race back to Claire and see this disgusting scene as well, but there are more pressing matters afoot. “Nevermind that, take a look out the window!” shouts Hudson. “Yo Optimus, we’ve got incoming!” Thundercracker, Skywarp and Green Lantern #3 (who has created a F-15 construct out of green energy) are all flying in formation right on the tail of the Cybertronian Spaceship. Thundercracker and the Green Lantern fire on the spaceship as Skywarp teleports. Optimus is trying to evade the attack, but Skywarp teleports in front of the Spaceship and the three jets cause major damage to the spaceship. Thundercracker blows a whole in the side of the spaceship, which causes Lady Gaga and Claire Danes both to be sucked out and plummet to their deaths. Black Lantern Dozer #1 flies out of the hole and attempts to attack Green Lantern #3, but is blasted out of the sky by Thundercracker for his troubles.
Optimus is able to land the spaceship out in the snowy hills outside of the city as the jets continue their pursuit. The Colonial Marines are the first out of the spaceship as the three jets fly in. Vasquez and Drake immediately begin firing on Green Lantern #3 as Thundercracker and Skywarp transform and double team Optimus Prime. Green Lantern #3 abandons his F-15 construct and puts up a green energy shield. He manages to take out Pvt. Drake and Pvt. Frost, but Vasquez will not let up her assault and breaks through the green energy shield and kills the Green Lantern. Thundercracker and Skywarp attack Optimus from both sides, but Optimus grabs a hold of Thundercracker and uses his own arm-mounted gun on Skywarp and blasts a hole right though his chest. Optimus then extends his energy sword and drives it through Thundercracker back. “Alright Commandos, let’s get back to the rest of our team,” Optimus says as he transforms into his truck mode. The rest of the spaceship passengers load into Optimus’s trailer as he drives off towards the city.
The magic duo of Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg find themselves deep in the forest area of the planet and are attacked by Jan, Jace and Blip the monkey. Willow quickly cast a spell and destroys Blip as Harry takes on Jan and Jace. Though he’s out numbered, Harry has no problem eliminating the two from battle. “Well that was easy,” Harry says to Willow. “Hee hee hee. Boy you guys really did a number on those kids,” Mr. Mxyzptlk says to the duo as he floats in the air. Willow and Harry both fire magical blasts at the Imp, but he easily blocks them, yawning the whole while. “Please, you can do better than that,” he says. They then combine their magical powers and try and blast him again, but he blocks them once more. Mr. Mxyzptlk then uses his vast 5th Dimension powers and wipes them from existence. “Hmmm, I guess they couldn’t do better. Ha!” Mxy says to himself. He then hears what appears to be the sound of two lightsabers igniting behind him. “Huh? What was tha…” he says as he turns around, only to find his head removed from his body courtesy of General Grievous. “Crap,’ Mxyzptlk says as his head rolls on the ground.
High above the planet, a war of Lanterns rages on, which continues to light up the night sky. Sayd, Katma Tui, Ch’p, and Salaak are trying to fend off the team of Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, Taa, Fatality, Movie Jetfire (with an Indigo ring), and Tlaloc (with a Red ring). Sayd uses her amazing powers as a Guardian of the Universe and destroys both Tlaloc and Movie Jetfire as if they were insects. Salaak then moves against Karu-Sil and her yellow energy attack dogs. The trio of dogs lunges at Salaak, but he quickly creates green energy muzzle for all of them. Katma Tui then attacks Karu-Sil to aid Salaak. Ch’p is being chased through the sky by a red energy vomiting Dex-Tar. Ch’p tries valiantly to keep the Red Lantern cat away from him, but Dex-Tar manages to get a hold of the chipmunk-like Green Lantern and shreds him limb from limb. Fatality and Taa try to combine their energies against Sayd, but the female Oa Guardian is way too powerful for them and they fall before her cosmic abilities. Salaak and Katma Tui the finish off Karu-Sil with a green energy double tap to the chest. The yellow energy attack dogs dissipate into the air as Karu-Sil dies. Dex-Tar then finds himself facing off against two Green Lanterns and an Oa Guardian. The rage filled kitty spews his red energy at the Lanterns but the combined forces of the three of them is too much for Dex-Tar to handle and is eliminated.
Back down in the city, Movie Devastator continues his path of destruction though out the streets. Dr. U’bx, Gwildore, Duke the Dog and Carla Tortelli have all been crushed by the falling debris caused by Movie Devastator. Omega Supreme finally flies in to put an end to Movie Devastator’s rampage. Omega fires several shots at Movie Devastator, stunning the monstrous Decepticon. Omega then grabs a hold of Movie Devastator’s lower jaw and jams his gun-hand into his mouth and blows a hole right out the back of Movie Devastator’s head. Earth Two Superman flies in and begins punching his way through Omega Supreme’s chest. Once inside he uses his heat vision to cut down to Omega’s spark. Superman grabs a hold of the giant Autobot’s spark and rips it out. The large transformer stumbles and falls to one knee for a moment, before finally falling down and dying. Optimus Prime soon arrives as he barrels down the street towards the Commandos biggest threat, the seven-headed serpent being, Set. Optimus transforms and immediately begins blasting at Set. His passengers all rush out, only to find themselves being charged at by Alexander the Great atop of his mighty steed, Bucephalus, along with Psylocke, Usagi Yojimbo, Captain N, and Link. Before they can even get a shot off, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe and Corp. Dietrich are taken down by Link and Captain N. Psylocke flips and leaps over PFC Hudson’s shots and slices him in half with her katana. She is then knocked to the ground by Alice Cullen. The vampire grabs a hold of Psylocke by her neck and picks her up off the ground. She begins to squeeze and crush the mutant’s throat, but Psylocke drives her psychic knife into Alice’s head. This move causes Alice to release her grip and gives Psylocke the opportunity to cut Alice down. Alexander the Great rides by and kills Mrs. Doubtfire and Bishop 341-BL. PFC Vasquez and Pvt. Drake team up and mow down Captain N and Link before they clip Bucephalus, which causes Alexander the Great to be thrown from his horse. PFC Spunkmeyer then seizes this opportunity and runs up and shoots Alexander several times in the back before he can get to his feet. Usagi Yojimbo then flips over Spunkmeyer and drives his katana deep into his belly and sends him to the FFL Graveyard.
Reinforcements arrive for the Colonial Marines in the form of General Grievous as he cuts down Psylocke and Usagi Yojimbo with his lightsabers. He is joined by the Mandalorian Armor wearing Bryan Beckerman. However, Adam Warlock and Superboy show up shortly after those two. Adam Warlock blasts away Rick Deckard, Corp. Hicks and Pvt. Drake. Grievous wastes no time in attacking Superboy, who was definitely taken by surprise by his ferocity. Ripley tries to keep Adam Warlock at bay with her flamethrower, but the one once known as Him, fights back and kills the Warrant Officer. “Damn it! I’m out of ammo!” yells Vasquez. Beckerman then flips his blue lightsaber to her as the two of them attack Adam Warlock. The two try their damndest, but are both injured by Adam’s cosmic blasts. They both crawl their way over to a parked car for cover. “This is it for me Becks. I die here, I’m done for,” Vasquez says to her teammate. “Well then, let’s make it count,” Bryan replies. He then pulls out a thermal detonator out of one of his belt pockets. “You always were an a$$#*@! Beckerman,” she says back to him. Adam Warlock then lands in front of them just as they both press the button on the thermal detonator, thus blowing up all three of them.
Grievous is still viciously attacking Superboy, which is not allowing Connor to mount an offensive. Superboy finally manages to use his speed and get behind the cyborg, but is surprised by Grievous rotating his arms fully around and driving his two lightsaber into Superboy’s shoulders. Connor’s lets out a scream as Grievous turns the blades. He then grabs a third lightsaber with one of his feet and plunges it into Superboy’s abdomen. General Grievous begins to laugh at his conquest, but this joy is slightly premature. In Superboy’s final breath, he fires his heat vision directly into the eyes of Grievous, frying him from then inside out and ending his FFL career.
Dawn is approaching as Ganthet leads and entire emotional spectrum team (a.k.a. “The Rainbow Warriors”) against Black Lantern Optimus Prime. “We will need all of our powers and work together if we are to finally stop Black Lantern Optimus,” Ganthet says as they fly in.
Meanwhile, out by the ocean, Zombie Maxima and Mary Marvel are trying to take down Gamera. The giant turtle is having a hard time catching these two as they are swiftly flying around him. He finally is able to kill Zombie Maxima with a plasma fireball. Mary Marvel tries in vain to injure him by calling down the Shazam lightning. “Looks like you could use a hand there Mary,” Earth Two Superman says as he flies in. “Let me give it a shot.” Earth Two Superman then uses his freeze breath on Gamera which freezes him solid. Then the two Commandos shatter the giant turtle with powerful punches to the shell. “Now let’s get back to the battle,” Earth Two Superman says. They fly in just in time to see Angel get incinerated by Set. They both fly right for Set, but Mary Marvel is met with a similar fate as Angel’s. Numinus then appears to battle Set. She is quickly wrapped up by several of the heads of the massive being. Numinus, however, fights back with her own vast cosmic abilities and her Blue Lantern ring. The two cosmic beings battle fiercely, as Numinus says “Enough. You’re path of destruction ends now!” She draws all of her powers from within her and lets out a blast that blinds everyone. Once the dust and smoke clears, there is nothing left of Set or Numinus.
Ben Kenobi looks up to the sky and says “Thank you Numinus, your final sacrifice will not be in vain. I will see you shortly, friend.” He then flies up into the air courtesy of his Green Lantern ring and goes right for the “Rainbow Warriors”. He draws his lightsaber and makes a quick impact by removing Ganthet’s head. Kenobi then uses the Force to knock Tri-Eye down to the ground. He makes sure he stays in close proximity of Blue Lantern #1 to keep his ring charged to 200% as he continues to attack. Bleez flies in and spews her red rage energy at the old Jedi master, but Ben puts up a green energy force field. He follows that up by swooping behind her and cuts her in half with his lightsaber. The Jedi lets out a horrific scream as Tri-Eye flies up from underneath Kenobi and chomps down on his left foot. He uses the Force to pry the Yellow Lantern off of him and blasts Tri-Eye with his Green Lantern ring right down his throat, killing him. This is the opening that Larfleeze has been anxiously waiting for. The Orange Lantern sneaks up behind the Jedi master and fries him with his Orange Lantern ring and sends Ben Kenobi to the FFL Graveyard.
Air Zonk, Power Dump and Astra have been hot on the tail of Spider-Man as he swings through what’s left of the buildings in the city. “Dang it, I can’t shake this kid and his friends,” Spidey says to himself. Spider-Man swings around a corner as the three are in close pursuit. But once they turn the corner, they all find themselves trapped in an enormous web Spidey has erected between two buildings. “They’re all yours Optimus!” Spidey shouts. Optimus Prime then blasts the spider web with his laser rifle, killing all three of them. “ARRRRGGGHHH!!!” screams Optimus as he drops to his knees. “Optimus?!?!?” Spider-Man shouts in confusion. Magneto then floats down in front of the Autobot leader. “It’s silly to think a team would dare start you Cybertronians against the Master of Magnetism,” Magneto arrogantly says to Optimus. “You son of a…” Spider-Man says as he swings in to aid his teammate, but Magneto uses Optimus Prime as a projectile and slams him into Spider-Man, killing both of them. “Why don’t you try that on me?!” exclaims Buffy Summers as she flies in a dropkicks Magneto. He launches pieces of the fallen Transformers at Buffy, knocking her to the ground. She kicks the large chunks of metal off of her and says “Heh, you’ll have to do better than that!” She then flies after him knocking the various pieces of metal Magneto is throwing at her. She tackles him to the ground, flips out her lightsaber and drives it into his heart. “That’s a stupid helmet you’ve got,” Buffy quips as she takes the lightsaber out of him.
Earth Two Superman then joins Buffy Summers, who informs him that they just lost Optimus Prime and Spider-man. “Well then, it looks like it’s just you and me then,” he replies. Sayd leads the attack with Katma Tui, Salaak, Larfleeze and Blue Lantern #1. Earth Two Superman flies in and rips Larfleeze in half like an unwanted credit card bill as Buffy slices three of Salaak’s arms off before doing the same to his head. Superman then levels Blue Lantern #1 with a punch that just caves her skull in. They are then both blasted to the ground by Katma Tui and Sayd. The Oa Guardian then pulls back and lets out a massive blast of cosmic energy right at Buffy Summers. “NOOO!!” yells Earth Two Superman as he leaps in front of the blast and taking it right on the “S.” He valiantly battles his way as he flies towards the short blue being. She continues to blast him with all she’s got, but Kal-L won’t stop fighting. Katma Tui and Buffy are stunned and in awe of this display of sheer willpower. Earth Two Superman finally gets close to Sayd and wraps her in a bear hug and begins to crush the life out of her. She looks up at him for a moment, then closes her eyes and lets out another blast of cosmic energy. This time, Kal-L falls from the sky, but so does Sayd. Both bodies slam to the ground below, lifeless. Buffy snaps out from being awestruck and leaps into action. She ignites her lightsaber and slices off Katma Tui ring-wielding hand before she can even react. Buffy then spins the lightsaber around in her hand and drives it into Katma Tui’s heart like a stake. She flies back down to Earth Two Superman and hold him in her arms as he takes his last breath.
"SELENA GOMEZ WOULDN’T EVEN HAVE A CAREER IF IT WASN’T FOR ME” “POP SUPERSTAR” HANNAH MONTANA & “CHANGE IS OVERRATED, MORE OF THE SAME IN 2012” PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLD’S” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
TEAM is Solaris: The Tyrant Sun, Michael Demiurgos, Black Lantern Dave Bowman, Black Lantern Agent Smith, The Justice Legion Alpha: Superman, Batman w/ Robin The Toy Wonder, Wonder Woman, Flash, Aquaman, Starman, Hourman, The Atom, & Resurrection Man, The Shining Force: Max, Luke, Gort, Tao, Anri, Alef, Domingo, Torre, Diane, Kris, Gong, Ken, Mae, Arthur, Edward, Pelle, Lyle, Amon, Zylo, Hanzou, & Musashi, Luuke Skywalker, Trioculus, Galactiac, Iron Lantern, Thanoseid, Thorion, Cronos, Billy Mitchell, Steve Sanders, Bill Kelly (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Roy "Mr. Awesome" Shildt.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Plo Koon in a Mig, Superboy Prime, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix, Scar, Hal Jordan/Parallax (w/ 2 green lantern rings, a red lantern ring, & a yellow lantern ring), Black Lantern Thanos, Hope Summers, X-Man/Nate Grey, The Joker, The Destroyer, Archangel, Starscream, Tripticon, Eternity, Exitar the Exterminator, Luke Skywalker: Grand Jedi Master, Tommy Oliver: The Green Ranger, Larry Reamer (w/ a green lightsaber), The Shining Force: Mini-Pipes, Live-Wire, Heat-Man, The goddess of the Moon, Super Hero, Stephanie, Bear, Cowboy Man, Dos, PC, & Zimm, Bugs Bunny w/ a piece of orange kryptonite, Elderly Bruce Wayne's Dog, & T-Rex #1.
**Watcher’s note: Robin: The Toy Wonder & Zimm were added to their respective teams by me.
As always, when it comes to the battle for the little brown laser, much of the two teams are positioned in space, on opposite sides of the play-off planet. Solaris the Tyrant Sun, is positioned the farthest from the planet, and his teammates Black Lantern Dave Bowman, Black Lantern Agent Smith, Justice Legion Alpha Superman, Galactiac, Iron Lantern, and Thanoseid stand between the tyrant sun and the planet as if they are his honor guard. The Horsemen of Apokolips per usual will be the first to go on the offensive as Superboy Prime, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix, Scar, Hal Jordan, Black Lantern Thanos, Starscream, Eternity, Exitar, & Super Hero are the battle-ready space contingent. Superboy Prime leads the way with the majority of this team, but much to the dismay of TEAM, they do not choose to attack TEAM's space crew at all. Superboy Prime leads all but Exitar and Eternity rocketing at whatever speed his individual crew members can handle into the Play-off Planet where most of TEAM's weaker characters are located. The Horsemen's planet bound contingent is lead by Luke Skywalker and his assistant Larry Reamer. Superboy Prime lands in front of Luke to report. The three of them have not really been in the full leadership role for The Horsemen in the past but these three tried and true Horsemen have all fought for the little brown laser more than anyone on the battlefield (on either team) and they know how important this rivalry is. Superboy Prime and Luke lead the entire Horsemen Squad (again, minus Exitar and Eternity) against what is left of TEAM on the planet. The TEAM ground contingent is being lead up by Max from The Shining Force, and is located in the center of the desert. It may seem like they are sitting ducks out in this area, but they are prepared and ready for a fight... They just may not be ready for a fight with The whole Week 6 Horsemen Squad. The first of The Horsemen to reach the battle are Bugs Bunny, Elderly Bruce's Wayne's Dog, and T-Rex #1. This is of course, because Bugs Bunny's Orange-colored Kryptonite has given every animal in the area the full powers and abilities of a Kryptonian. Eternity appears directly behind Solaris the tyrant sun, bi-passing his contingent of protectors and becomes offended by this artificial form of space. Eternity engulfs the false sun with ease and then becomes angry at the very thought of such an abomination. So much so, that Eternity does what he has never bothered to do before. Eternity actually decided to shrink himself down small enough (still amazingly massive by human standards) to actually enter the atmosphere of The Play-off Planet, and to destroy every member of the TEAM that would dare stand side by side with The Tyrant Sun. Eternity makes quite a production of his entrance into the planet. Batman looks to Max and Wonder Woman and says: “That’s it, we’re done. We can’t compete with the entire Universe”. The looming force of Eternity continues to approach when Michael Demiurgos looks at Batman and the rest of the TEAM and says: “You need not worry young man... If The Universe decides to attack us, then I will simply send the universe back to he who created it”. Michael Demiurgos then raises his hand in to the air and seems to slightly strain mentally. Eternity then dissipated and disappeared from the match. Exitar, per usual decides that he will single out the biggest threat on his opposing team and then exterminate it. He uses his superior brain to scan the entire planet’s interior and atmosphere and surprisingly finds that the most difficult member to kill is a man within the planet itself called Resurrection Man: One who supposedly cannot be killed. Exitar begins to head down toward the planet, when it finally becomes aware to Kal Kent and the rest of his space TEAM that The Horsemen are obviously not coming for them. Kal Kent orders the space contingent to head, who no longer need to stay close to Solaris to get down to The Play-off Planet as quick as they can. The battle begins in the desert, while Kal Kent and the rest of the space-worthy TEAM instead head to arctic area of the planet. The battle begins slowly as both teams are cautious against such a fabled rivalry. The Destroyer moves quickly against Thorion, when he mistakenly thinks that it is his arch-enemy Thor, whom he knows resides on TEAM. The Destroyer is angered to find out that Thorion is by no means Thor and he uses that anger to crush the imposter in his mighty grip. The Grand Jedi Master form of Luke Skywalker is confronted by two familiar faces, and then is double-teamed by Luuke Skywalker and Trioculus. These are both formidable opponents, but they are opponents that he has defeated before; and that was when he was far less powerful than he is now. Luke quickly and easily dispatches these two opponents despite the two on one disadvantage. Dos w/ the help of PC targets Torre with a missile and takes him out, but right when it looks like a good old fashioned Motor City Beat-down is going to take place on the lightened TEAM Squad, Max casts The Egress Spell which takes not just The Shining Force, but all of the desert TEAM out of the battle, and brings them to The Arctic Sector where The 853rd Century Superman and the rest of TEAM is waiting. TEAM regroups with the rest of TEAM just as Exitar is finally approaching the desert. This slows down the Celestial, but it does nothing to quell his desire for TEAM extermination. Superboy Prime once again takes control of The Horsemen and leads them into battle. This time he takes them towards the arctic area where he knows that they are not trying to ambush half of a team, but to take on TEAM itself. This changes nothing for the Kryptonian, as he knows that he and The rest of The Horsemen have a job to do and that it is up to him to get it down, no matter how many TEAMmembers that means he has to fight. “Anything to take back the little brown laser... Anything.“ was how Head Coach Hannibal Lectur ended the pre-game speech, and that is exactly how Superboy plans on ending the match. As The Horsemen reach the freezing arctic area, the battle instantly heats up. These two teams are no longer prepared at this point to engage in any sort of guerilla tactics or secret plans. This is just flat out fighting, just like TEAM Vs. The Horsemen should be... Just like they like it. Exitar finally shows up at the battle, which makes every living member of both teams present for this skirmish (perhaps that is an understatement for what is going on here). Exitar casually mows through near-omnipotent Galactiac on his way to what is strangely enough his target. Exitar moves at the speeds approaching that of light as he snatches up Resurrection Man, with his massive right hand. He crushes his opponent repeatedly, but each time he does Resurrection Man resurrects. Exitar focuses more than just brute strength at his opponent and instead uses his cosmic powers and being which were of course created for one purpose... extermination of enemies. Resurrection Man, who supposedly is unkillable it is found as not as powerful as one who can kill anything. Resurrection Man is killed but shortly afterwards, Michael Demiurgos once again waves his hand to simply send Exitar back to the creator of all. “Why didn’t you do that before we lost Resurrection Man and Galactiac“!?! Screams the stone Wonder Woman. “I am not here to get in the way of any creatures main purpose Wonder Woman” says Demiurgos. He finishes his thought with: “His purpose was complete, so it was time to fulfill mine. I do not ask or expect you to understand this. The battle breakdown goes as follows: The Shining Force takes on The Shining Force, Iron Lantern battles with Hal Jordan, Thanoseid squares off against Black Lantern Thanos, Michael Demiurgos has a conversation with Hope Summers, Cronos combats The Destroyer, Mr. Awesome games with Larry, The Joker and Archangel toy with Bill and his lightsaber, Mitchell and Sanders go up against Tripticon, The JLA bands together against Superboy, Flamebird, Nightwing, Starscream, Luke, the super-powered animals, and Tommy Oliver, Black Lantern Agent Smith throws down against Scar, Plo Koon, & Phoenix, and Black Lantern Bowman goes head to head with X-Man. Michael Demiurgos and Hope Summers have a peaceful conversation with one another. They discover that they were both sent to this world to save their own kind and decide that maybe it would be better for both teams if they were to both die. Neither of them want to die, and they do not expect anyone to understand them when they say that what they are doing is right. But their beliefs do not require your approval. They take hands with each other, and then they both die. Roy Shildt wishes that he had a missile to command but instead he has the next best thing, a very sought after weapon known as the little brown laser. Griffin Poteracki handed it to Roy right before the match and told him to use it well (you know, one Mr. Awesome to the next). Shildt blasts the laser at Larry, while Reamer hides behind a large chunk of ice. Larry decides that it is time to go in for the kill and ignites his lightsaber before he comes out from behind his spot cover and rushes at Roy. Larry ducks one laser blast and then instinctively hides behind his lightsaber as one of the laser bolts bounces off his green saber. “Holy crap”! Larry says out loud. “I’ve never actually been able to do that with this thing before. I’m really getting awesome with this thing”. Larry says as he cuts off Roy’s head and takes the little brown laser back. Hal Jordan makes short work of the amalgam version of himself by using his combined spectrum powers to completely crush The Iron Lantern within his own mystical suit. Thanoseid gets taken advantage of by an original version of himself as well (or at least a screwed up version of his original). Black Lantern Thanoseid unleashes some “dead” cosmic power on Thanoseid and completely disintegrates him. The Destroyer is happy to take on a real god this time but he isn’t happy for long as The father of Zeus “takes his time” in destroying The Destroyer. The Joker takes some unnecessary risks against Bill Kelly, in an attempt to take advantage of the sider, but The Joker underestimates how ready for this match Bill is. You see, the main reason that Bill was happy to be traded from The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets to TEAM wasn’t because he was going to a significantly better TEAM, but because he already hated The Horsemen as much any TEAMmember did (*don’t get this reference? Check out The Midgets Vs. The Horsemen from Season 2). Bill can’t wait to kill one of The Horsemen while in a TEAM uniform, and that is exactly what he does as he shoves his blue lightsaber into the neck of The Joker. Bill raises his lightsaber to his lips to do his patented lightsaber cigarette lighting, but before he can finish his second drag Archangel flies in at the speed of sound and slices him in half. Tripticon is shooting up barrel shaped chunks of snow and ice as he walks through the arctic, which Bill Mitchell and Steve Sanders are easily jumping over (Bill seems to be unnecessarily jumping over some of them twice (friggin point-pushers)). The two of them find a ladder on the back of Tripticon and begin to climb up avoiding the fire balls that Tripticon is shooting at them out of his mouth. The two of them reach the top of Tripticon and pull out their hammers, but it just isn’t enough as Tripticon shakes his head wildly and sends the two gamers flying off in the distance. They don’t seem to fall that far, but the fall for some reason kills both of them. The battle between The Shining Forces is becoming a battle of attrition. The Horsemen’s Shining Force is holding their own, but they are outnumbered and it is beginning to show. Bear and Zylo (AKA: Bad Hair Day) are flying high above the skies and pounding on each other like crazy... How? You ask? They are both being affected by the presence of the orange Kryptonite, and therefore are exhibiting Kryptonian powers. Bear seems to be on the losing end of the battle, due to his insufficient regular powers (in other words, Zylo has claws, Bear doesn’t) but Super-Hero comes in to lend Bear a hand. Super-Hero’s powers are not quite up to snuff with a Kryptonians, but his efforts are more than enough to tip the scales and help Bear finish off the Werewolf. Live-Wire is squaring off against two of the best melee fighters in the Shining Force, Hanzou and Musashi AKA: Mac Dad & Luigie). Live-Wire is able to relieve Hanzou of his Doom Blade, and then direct it back into the ninja’s head with his plasma tentacles, but he is caught by a stunning attack from Musashi’s Katana. Mini-Pipes leaves the side of his one true love the goddess of the moon. The goddess looks at Mini-Pipes and says: “I’ll take out their leader, their is just something about that guy that makes me need to kick his a**”. “That’s weird, you never swear” says Mini-Pipes to the goddess. “Hmm, I guess things change” says the goddess as she goes off to fight Max (AKA: Josh). The goddess is able to break through the White Ring heightened defense of Max, and brings a new definition of chaos and breaking as she destroys the Chaos Breaker before killing The Shining Force Hero. She is then caught by a few random fists and Valkyrie stabs from the Force’s resident monk and long range knight Gong and Ken (AKA: Nick and Ryan). Heat Man actually manages to overpower The groups most powerful spell-caster Tao (AKA: Carli!!!) But can’t keep up the heat as Alef and Anri (AKA: Wilecoyte and April) both cast their Freeze spells to crack him in his place. Dos and PC make quick work of Adam (AKA: Aerosmith) and then they take out Domingo (AKA: Mogie) from the air as well. Lyle (AKA: Weird Al) targets them with his buster shot and blasts them out of the air from three spots out. Dos’ ship is destroyed and PC is killed in the process, but Dos somehow manages to escape with his life (for now). Zimm absorbs the attacks of Mae and Pelle (AKA: Joan Jett and Jay Leno) and then uses the power to destroy them, but Arthur manages to cast a Blaze spell to take out Zimm in his first mission with The Shining Force (a magical weakness perhaps... We shall see)? Cowboy Man reaches for his guns and says: “Howdy partn....”. When he is caught in the face with an elven arrow from Diane (AKA: Robin Hood). Stephanie uses her powers to wipe out Gort (AKA: Thor), as well as Amon (AKA: ET) but she is caught with an Atlas to the head from Mayonais (AKA: Luke). Mini-Pipes takes out Arthur and Diane to avenge Zimm and Cowboy Man with his shrunken metal arms, but his flight isn’t quite fast enough to avoid Edward (AKA: Ed-1) and his Halberd. Super-Hero, Bear, and Dos (with no suit) find themselves surrounded by the remaining Shining Force TEAM, with no one around to help..... To be continued later in the story. The Justice Legion Alpha seems a bit outgunned, but they are working as a team and managing to stay on top of things. Aquaman, due to his animal like exterior is finding that his strength is a bit enhanced due to the close proximity of the orange kryptonite, but it isn’t quite enough to keep him from being melted by the extreme Heat Vision of Superboy Prime, who is on his way to take on The JLA’s toughest member Kal Kent. Flamebird and Nightwing manage to cut off the Flash and finish him off by working together, while Luke Skywalker manages to use the force on an atomic level to recombine the many molecules of the multiplying Atom and crush them together as if they were nothing more than the air-way of a Gamorrean Guard. Batman and his robot sidekick Robin the toy Wonder, along with Starman put a good fight, but in the end are simply not strong enough to take out the new found Kryptonian strength of T-Rex #1, Bruce’s dog, and their leader Bugs Bunny. The only Horsemen to lose his life in this mini-skirmish is Bruce Wayne‘s dog. Hourman decides to try and help their version of Superman, but Superboy Prime just barely deviates from his attack to take out Hourman with a super-powered punch to the head. Wonder Woman is displaying great piloting skills in the 853rd century version of her invisible jet, which is able to be contained with her bracelets, but she is unfortunately no match Starscream who targets her out of the sky with his super-advanced Cybertronian weaponry. All Horsemen who were combating the JLA rush over to help out what is left of The Shining Force, as they have no desire to get in the way of the earth-shattering battle between Kal Kent and Superboy Prime. Black Lantern Agent Smith manages to target Plo Koon’s Mig out of the sky with a burst of black energy, but as Master Koon is falling he combines his force power with the lantern guardian powers of Scar along with the Phoenix force to take out Black Lantern Smith with ease (although Plo Koon still does plummet to his death (he served his purpose, as the old Horsemen adage goes)). Black Lantern Dave Bowman uses his vast cosmic knowledge leftover green lantern residual power, and his new found black lantern abilities to focus a mass of uncontainable energy at X-Man to totally annihilate Nate Grey all together. Superboy Prime is pretty battered from his battle with Kal Kent, but FFL experience pays off as Superboy Prime uses his many learned fighting skills to take push Kal Kent to the ground and pound on his head until the futuristic sub-universe version of himself is killed. Black Lantern Dave Bowman has no desire to share his new found black energy powers, with any being in the universe, which is why he not only kills Black Lantern Thanos, but also uses his manipulation of cosmic energy abilities to absorb those powers as his own. He then completely goes off and uses his powers to destroy the one person who he knows no one else on his team at this point can destroy. Superboy Prime is in the process of killing both Edward and Alef of The Shining Force when Dave Bowman unleashes his power on Superboy Prime to send him to The Graveyard for good (RIP Superboy Prime). Hal Jordan Parallax races over to help Superboy, but his actions don’t help his fellow Horsemen, they simply avenge him. Jordan uses his mixed lantern powers to destroy Black Lantern Dave Bowman with a rainbow of cosmic energy. Cronos joins his TEAM’s Shining Force to make what he is sure is most likely TEAM’s last stand. Cronos makes his last stand by stopping time for less than one earth second and sending Phoenix back to a time before time when the Phoenix force did not yet exist. This of course destroys the ultra-powerful Jean Grey. This is truly an amazing show, but it opens him up to a quadruple team from Hal Jordan, Scar, Flamebird, and Nightwing. Nightwing actually is killed in the melee, but again... Every Horsemen has their role; and hers was to help kill the titan/god known as Cronos. The Horsemen begin a search and destroy of who remains of The Shining Force. T-Rex #1 eats Gong (Nick) and Bugs Bunny’s uses his heat vision to destroy Ken (Ryan). Luke uses his Atlas to cast Blaze 3, which kills the valiant Larry Reamer before he can get out of the way. But afterwards Tommy Oliver uses his knife/flute to summon The Dragon Zord. Much to the surprise of both teams, The Dragon Zord seems to be affected by the orange kryptonite (or maybe he is just that fresh after not being played... Only time and future matches will tell). Either way, it the Dragon Zord that wipes out the remainder of The Shining Force, which consists of Luke, Anri, Lyle, & Musashi. Making this conclusion the least close battle for the little brown laser to date.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Plo Koon in a Mig, Superboy Prime, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix, Scar, Hal Jordan/Parallax (w/ 2 green lantern rings, a red lantern ring, & a yellow lantern ring), Black Lantern Thanos, Hope Summers, X-Man/Nate Grey, The Joker, The Destroyer, Archangel, Starscream, Tripticon, Eternity, Exitar the Exterminator, Luke Skywalker: Grand Jedi Master, Tommy Oliver: The Green Ranger, Larry Reamer (w/ a green lightsaber), The Shining Force: Mini-Pipes, Live-Wire, Heat-Man, The goddess of the Moon, Super Hero, Stephanie, Bear, Cowboy Man, Dos, PC, & Zimm, Bugs Bunny w/ a piece of orange kryptonite, Elderly Bruce Wayne's Dog, & T-Rex #1.
**Watcher’s note: Robin: The Toy Wonder & Zimm were added to their respective teams by me.
As always, when it comes to the battle for the little brown laser, much of the two teams are positioned in space, on opposite sides of the play-off planet. Solaris the Tyrant Sun, is positioned the farthest from the planet, and his teammates Black Lantern Dave Bowman, Black Lantern Agent Smith, Justice Legion Alpha Superman, Galactiac, Iron Lantern, and Thanoseid stand between the tyrant sun and the planet as if they are his honor guard. The Horsemen of Apokolips per usual will be the first to go on the offensive as Superboy Prime, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix, Scar, Hal Jordan, Black Lantern Thanos, Starscream, Eternity, Exitar, & Super Hero are the battle-ready space contingent. Superboy Prime leads the way with the majority of this team, but much to the dismay of TEAM, they do not choose to attack TEAM's space crew at all. Superboy Prime leads all but Exitar and Eternity rocketing at whatever speed his individual crew members can handle into the Play-off Planet where most of TEAM's weaker characters are located. The Horsemen's planet bound contingent is lead by Luke Skywalker and his assistant Larry Reamer. Superboy Prime lands in front of Luke to report. The three of them have not really been in the full leadership role for The Horsemen in the past but these three tried and true Horsemen have all fought for the little brown laser more than anyone on the battlefield (on either team) and they know how important this rivalry is. Superboy Prime and Luke lead the entire Horsemen Squad (again, minus Exitar and Eternity) against what is left of TEAM on the planet. The TEAM ground contingent is being lead up by Max from The Shining Force, and is located in the center of the desert. It may seem like they are sitting ducks out in this area, but they are prepared and ready for a fight... They just may not be ready for a fight with The whole Week 6 Horsemen Squad. The first of The Horsemen to reach the battle are Bugs Bunny, Elderly Bruce's Wayne's Dog, and T-Rex #1. This is of course, because Bugs Bunny's Orange-colored Kryptonite has given every animal in the area the full powers and abilities of a Kryptonian. Eternity appears directly behind Solaris the tyrant sun, bi-passing his contingent of protectors and becomes offended by this artificial form of space. Eternity engulfs the false sun with ease and then becomes angry at the very thought of such an abomination. So much so, that Eternity does what he has never bothered to do before. Eternity actually decided to shrink himself down small enough (still amazingly massive by human standards) to actually enter the atmosphere of The Play-off Planet, and to destroy every member of the TEAM that would dare stand side by side with The Tyrant Sun. Eternity makes quite a production of his entrance into the planet. Batman looks to Max and Wonder Woman and says: “That’s it, we’re done. We can’t compete with the entire Universe”. The looming force of Eternity continues to approach when Michael Demiurgos looks at Batman and the rest of the TEAM and says: “You need not worry young man... If The Universe decides to attack us, then I will simply send the universe back to he who created it”. Michael Demiurgos then raises his hand in to the air and seems to slightly strain mentally. Eternity then dissipated and disappeared from the match. Exitar, per usual decides that he will single out the biggest threat on his opposing team and then exterminate it. He uses his superior brain to scan the entire planet’s interior and atmosphere and surprisingly finds that the most difficult member to kill is a man within the planet itself called Resurrection Man: One who supposedly cannot be killed. Exitar begins to head down toward the planet, when it finally becomes aware to Kal Kent and the rest of his space TEAM that The Horsemen are obviously not coming for them. Kal Kent orders the space contingent to head, who no longer need to stay close to Solaris to get down to The Play-off Planet as quick as they can. The battle begins in the desert, while Kal Kent and the rest of the space-worthy TEAM instead head to arctic area of the planet. The battle begins slowly as both teams are cautious against such a fabled rivalry. The Destroyer moves quickly against Thorion, when he mistakenly thinks that it is his arch-enemy Thor, whom he knows resides on TEAM. The Destroyer is angered to find out that Thorion is by no means Thor and he uses that anger to crush the imposter in his mighty grip. The Grand Jedi Master form of Luke Skywalker is confronted by two familiar faces, and then is double-teamed by Luuke Skywalker and Trioculus. These are both formidable opponents, but they are opponents that he has defeated before; and that was when he was far less powerful than he is now. Luke quickly and easily dispatches these two opponents despite the two on one disadvantage. Dos w/ the help of PC targets Torre with a missile and takes him out, but right when it looks like a good old fashioned Motor City Beat-down is going to take place on the lightened TEAM Squad, Max casts The Egress Spell which takes not just The Shining Force, but all of the desert TEAM out of the battle, and brings them to The Arctic Sector where The 853rd Century Superman and the rest of TEAM is waiting. TEAM regroups with the rest of TEAM just as Exitar is finally approaching the desert. This slows down the Celestial, but it does nothing to quell his desire for TEAM extermination. Superboy Prime once again takes control of The Horsemen and leads them into battle. This time he takes them towards the arctic area where he knows that they are not trying to ambush half of a team, but to take on TEAM itself. This changes nothing for the Kryptonian, as he knows that he and The rest of The Horsemen have a job to do and that it is up to him to get it down, no matter how many TEAMmembers that means he has to fight. “Anything to take back the little brown laser... Anything.“ was how Head Coach Hannibal Lectur ended the pre-game speech, and that is exactly how Superboy plans on ending the match. As The Horsemen reach the freezing arctic area, the battle instantly heats up. These two teams are no longer prepared at this point to engage in any sort of guerilla tactics or secret plans. This is just flat out fighting, just like TEAM Vs. The Horsemen should be... Just like they like it. Exitar finally shows up at the battle, which makes every living member of both teams present for this skirmish (perhaps that is an understatement for what is going on here). Exitar casually mows through near-omnipotent Galactiac on his way to what is strangely enough his target. Exitar moves at the speeds approaching that of light as he snatches up Resurrection Man, with his massive right hand. He crushes his opponent repeatedly, but each time he does Resurrection Man resurrects. Exitar focuses more than just brute strength at his opponent and instead uses his cosmic powers and being which were of course created for one purpose... extermination of enemies. Resurrection Man, who supposedly is unkillable it is found as not as powerful as one who can kill anything. Resurrection Man is killed but shortly afterwards, Michael Demiurgos once again waves his hand to simply send Exitar back to the creator of all. “Why didn’t you do that before we lost Resurrection Man and Galactiac“!?! Screams the stone Wonder Woman. “I am not here to get in the way of any creatures main purpose Wonder Woman” says Demiurgos. He finishes his thought with: “His purpose was complete, so it was time to fulfill mine. I do not ask or expect you to understand this. The battle breakdown goes as follows: The Shining Force takes on The Shining Force, Iron Lantern battles with Hal Jordan, Thanoseid squares off against Black Lantern Thanos, Michael Demiurgos has a conversation with Hope Summers, Cronos combats The Destroyer, Mr. Awesome games with Larry, The Joker and Archangel toy with Bill and his lightsaber, Mitchell and Sanders go up against Tripticon, The JLA bands together against Superboy, Flamebird, Nightwing, Starscream, Luke, the super-powered animals, and Tommy Oliver, Black Lantern Agent Smith throws down against Scar, Plo Koon, & Phoenix, and Black Lantern Bowman goes head to head with X-Man. Michael Demiurgos and Hope Summers have a peaceful conversation with one another. They discover that they were both sent to this world to save their own kind and decide that maybe it would be better for both teams if they were to both die. Neither of them want to die, and they do not expect anyone to understand them when they say that what they are doing is right. But their beliefs do not require your approval. They take hands with each other, and then they both die. Roy Shildt wishes that he had a missile to command but instead he has the next best thing, a very sought after weapon known as the little brown laser. Griffin Poteracki handed it to Roy right before the match and told him to use it well (you know, one Mr. Awesome to the next). Shildt blasts the laser at Larry, while Reamer hides behind a large chunk of ice. Larry decides that it is time to go in for the kill and ignites his lightsaber before he comes out from behind his spot cover and rushes at Roy. Larry ducks one laser blast and then instinctively hides behind his lightsaber as one of the laser bolts bounces off his green saber. “Holy crap”! Larry says out loud. “I’ve never actually been able to do that with this thing before. I’m really getting awesome with this thing”. Larry says as he cuts off Roy’s head and takes the little brown laser back. Hal Jordan makes short work of the amalgam version of himself by using his combined spectrum powers to completely crush The Iron Lantern within his own mystical suit. Thanoseid gets taken advantage of by an original version of himself as well (or at least a screwed up version of his original). Black Lantern Thanoseid unleashes some “dead” cosmic power on Thanoseid and completely disintegrates him. The Destroyer is happy to take on a real god this time but he isn’t happy for long as The father of Zeus “takes his time” in destroying The Destroyer. The Joker takes some unnecessary risks against Bill Kelly, in an attempt to take advantage of the sider, but The Joker underestimates how ready for this match Bill is. You see, the main reason that Bill was happy to be traded from The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets to TEAM wasn’t because he was going to a significantly better TEAM, but because he already hated The Horsemen as much any TEAMmember did (*don’t get this reference? Check out The Midgets Vs. The Horsemen from Season 2). Bill can’t wait to kill one of The Horsemen while in a TEAM uniform, and that is exactly what he does as he shoves his blue lightsaber into the neck of The Joker. Bill raises his lightsaber to his lips to do his patented lightsaber cigarette lighting, but before he can finish his second drag Archangel flies in at the speed of sound and slices him in half. Tripticon is shooting up barrel shaped chunks of snow and ice as he walks through the arctic, which Bill Mitchell and Steve Sanders are easily jumping over (Bill seems to be unnecessarily jumping over some of them twice (friggin point-pushers)). The two of them find a ladder on the back of Tripticon and begin to climb up avoiding the fire balls that Tripticon is shooting at them out of his mouth. The two of them reach the top of Tripticon and pull out their hammers, but it just isn’t enough as Tripticon shakes his head wildly and sends the two gamers flying off in the distance. They don’t seem to fall that far, but the fall for some reason kills both of them. The battle between The Shining Forces is becoming a battle of attrition. The Horsemen’s Shining Force is holding their own, but they are outnumbered and it is beginning to show. Bear and Zylo (AKA: Bad Hair Day) are flying high above the skies and pounding on each other like crazy... How? You ask? They are both being affected by the presence of the orange Kryptonite, and therefore are exhibiting Kryptonian powers. Bear seems to be on the losing end of the battle, due to his insufficient regular powers (in other words, Zylo has claws, Bear doesn’t) but Super-Hero comes in to lend Bear a hand. Super-Hero’s powers are not quite up to snuff with a Kryptonians, but his efforts are more than enough to tip the scales and help Bear finish off the Werewolf. Live-Wire is squaring off against two of the best melee fighters in the Shining Force, Hanzou and Musashi AKA: Mac Dad & Luigie). Live-Wire is able to relieve Hanzou of his Doom Blade, and then direct it back into the ninja’s head with his plasma tentacles, but he is caught by a stunning attack from Musashi’s Katana. Mini-Pipes leaves the side of his one true love the goddess of the moon. The goddess looks at Mini-Pipes and says: “I’ll take out their leader, their is just something about that guy that makes me need to kick his a**”. “That’s weird, you never swear” says Mini-Pipes to the goddess. “Hmm, I guess things change” says the goddess as she goes off to fight Max (AKA: Josh). The goddess is able to break through the White Ring heightened defense of Max, and brings a new definition of chaos and breaking as she destroys the Chaos Breaker before killing The Shining Force Hero. She is then caught by a few random fists and Valkyrie stabs from the Force’s resident monk and long range knight Gong and Ken (AKA: Nick and Ryan). Heat Man actually manages to overpower The groups most powerful spell-caster Tao (AKA: Carli!!!) But can’t keep up the heat as Alef and Anri (AKA: Wilecoyte and April) both cast their Freeze spells to crack him in his place. Dos and PC make quick work of Adam (AKA: Aerosmith) and then they take out Domingo (AKA: Mogie) from the air as well. Lyle (AKA: Weird Al) targets them with his buster shot and blasts them out of the air from three spots out. Dos’ ship is destroyed and PC is killed in the process, but Dos somehow manages to escape with his life (for now). Zimm absorbs the attacks of Mae and Pelle (AKA: Joan Jett and Jay Leno) and then uses the power to destroy them, but Arthur manages to cast a Blaze spell to take out Zimm in his first mission with The Shining Force (a magical weakness perhaps... We shall see)? Cowboy Man reaches for his guns and says: “Howdy partn....”. When he is caught in the face with an elven arrow from Diane (AKA: Robin Hood). Stephanie uses her powers to wipe out Gort (AKA: Thor), as well as Amon (AKA: ET) but she is caught with an Atlas to the head from Mayonais (AKA: Luke). Mini-Pipes takes out Arthur and Diane to avenge Zimm and Cowboy Man with his shrunken metal arms, but his flight isn’t quite fast enough to avoid Edward (AKA: Ed-1) and his Halberd. Super-Hero, Bear, and Dos (with no suit) find themselves surrounded by the remaining Shining Force TEAM, with no one around to help..... To be continued later in the story. The Justice Legion Alpha seems a bit outgunned, but they are working as a team and managing to stay on top of things. Aquaman, due to his animal like exterior is finding that his strength is a bit enhanced due to the close proximity of the orange kryptonite, but it isn’t quite enough to keep him from being melted by the extreme Heat Vision of Superboy Prime, who is on his way to take on The JLA’s toughest member Kal Kent. Flamebird and Nightwing manage to cut off the Flash and finish him off by working together, while Luke Skywalker manages to use the force on an atomic level to recombine the many molecules of the multiplying Atom and crush them together as if they were nothing more than the air-way of a Gamorrean Guard. Batman and his robot sidekick Robin the toy Wonder, along with Starman put a good fight, but in the end are simply not strong enough to take out the new found Kryptonian strength of T-Rex #1, Bruce’s dog, and their leader Bugs Bunny. The only Horsemen to lose his life in this mini-skirmish is Bruce Wayne‘s dog. Hourman decides to try and help their version of Superman, but Superboy Prime just barely deviates from his attack to take out Hourman with a super-powered punch to the head. Wonder Woman is displaying great piloting skills in the 853rd century version of her invisible jet, which is able to be contained with her bracelets, but she is unfortunately no match Starscream who targets her out of the sky with his super-advanced Cybertronian weaponry. All Horsemen who were combating the JLA rush over to help out what is left of The Shining Force, as they have no desire to get in the way of the earth-shattering battle between Kal Kent and Superboy Prime. Black Lantern Agent Smith manages to target Plo Koon’s Mig out of the sky with a burst of black energy, but as Master Koon is falling he combines his force power with the lantern guardian powers of Scar along with the Phoenix force to take out Black Lantern Smith with ease (although Plo Koon still does plummet to his death (he served his purpose, as the old Horsemen adage goes)). Black Lantern Dave Bowman uses his vast cosmic knowledge leftover green lantern residual power, and his new found black lantern abilities to focus a mass of uncontainable energy at X-Man to totally annihilate Nate Grey all together. Superboy Prime is pretty battered from his battle with Kal Kent, but FFL experience pays off as Superboy Prime uses his many learned fighting skills to take push Kal Kent to the ground and pound on his head until the futuristic sub-universe version of himself is killed. Black Lantern Dave Bowman has no desire to share his new found black energy powers, with any being in the universe, which is why he not only kills Black Lantern Thanos, but also uses his manipulation of cosmic energy abilities to absorb those powers as his own. He then completely goes off and uses his powers to destroy the one person who he knows no one else on his team at this point can destroy. Superboy Prime is in the process of killing both Edward and Alef of The Shining Force when Dave Bowman unleashes his power on Superboy Prime to send him to The Graveyard for good (RIP Superboy Prime). Hal Jordan Parallax races over to help Superboy, but his actions don’t help his fellow Horsemen, they simply avenge him. Jordan uses his mixed lantern powers to destroy Black Lantern Dave Bowman with a rainbow of cosmic energy. Cronos joins his TEAM’s Shining Force to make what he is sure is most likely TEAM’s last stand. Cronos makes his last stand by stopping time for less than one earth second and sending Phoenix back to a time before time when the Phoenix force did not yet exist. This of course destroys the ultra-powerful Jean Grey. This is truly an amazing show, but it opens him up to a quadruple team from Hal Jordan, Scar, Flamebird, and Nightwing. Nightwing actually is killed in the melee, but again... Every Horsemen has their role; and hers was to help kill the titan/god known as Cronos. The Horsemen begin a search and destroy of who remains of The Shining Force. T-Rex #1 eats Gong (Nick) and Bugs Bunny’s uses his heat vision to destroy Ken (Ryan). Luke uses his Atlas to cast Blaze 3, which kills the valiant Larry Reamer before he can get out of the way. But afterwards Tommy Oliver uses his knife/flute to summon The Dragon Zord. Much to the surprise of both teams, The Dragon Zord seems to be affected by the orange kryptonite (or maybe he is just that fresh after not being played... Only time and future matches will tell). Either way, it the Dragon Zord that wipes out the remainder of The Shining Force, which consists of Luke, Anri, Lyle, & Musashi. Making this conclusion the least close battle for the little brown laser to date.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!
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