Xavier’s Annihilation Squad Vs Better than all of you

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is..

Ursa, G-Girl, Speedball, Avalanche, Astro Boy, Spider Woman, Metron, Bone Crusher, Barricade, Darth Scarz w/red lantern ring, Ancient Sith lords#1-6, Col. John matrix in Iron Man Suit, Silver Samurai, Kalibak, Walker Texas Ranger, Zorro w/blue light saber riding mordor horse #1-27,Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Imotep ,Scorpion King, The Blob, Davy Jones and Crew, Barbarossa and Crew

Better than all of you is..

Cobra Commander, Lex Luthor, Red skull, Storm Shadow, Skeletor, Blues Brothers, Rambo, Ghost Rider, Doc Holiday, Megadeth, Beechead ,Tomax, Xamot, Gandolf the White, Flash (Wally West), Black Suit Spider Man, Baron Zemo, Nick Fury ,Tombstone, Batman ( Jean Paul Valley) & Batman Beyond (Robin),Wolfsbaine, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Red Wing, Super Sonic, Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, David Dunn, NS-5, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator, Predator, Yogurt


The two teams make their way to the play-off planet, Xavier’s Annihilation squad is the first to arrive. Ursa, G-Girl, Astro Boy, Metron, and Col. John matrix take the role of air support. Bone Crusher and Barricade take to streets that lead to no were. Sandman and Dr. Octopus follow Davy Jones and his Crew, and Barbarossa and his Crew to the water region. Zorro rides with Walker Texas Ranger on the back of his mordor horse, to the grasslands. Imotep and the Scorpion King follow The Blob to the desert terrain. Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Silver Samurai, and Kalibak all follow their killer instincts which just so happen to lead them all in the same direction. Speedball, Avalanche, and spider woman move through a canyon towards a distant city. Unfortunately before they reach their destination, they are ambushed by Batman ( Jean Paul Valley),Batman Beyond, and Nick Fury.

The S.H.I.E.L.D director shoots two bullets, one into spider woman’s brain and one into the heart of speedball. Avalanche manages to shoot a seismic blast that shatters nicks gun and stuns him. This gives avalanche the chance to snap fury’s neck, and that gives Jean Paul Valley the opportunity to strangle Avalanche with a piece of piano wire he brought from home. Cobra Commander, Megadeth, Beechead, Tomax, Xamot, NS-5, and doc holiday are cautiously moving through the desert. A large face made of sand begins to charge the group of mostly humans. But before Imotep can make the kill the blob engulfs Cobra Commander, Megadeth, Beechead, Tomax, Xamot, NS-5, and doc holiday. Red lantern Darth Scarz just happens to come across Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator #2, Predator #?, and Yogurt devising a plan. Before they even know he’s their Red Lantern Darth Scarz vomits corrosive blood all over them. The mystery predator is able to get a shot off with his plasma cannon before begin turned into soup, Darth Scarz is hit in the shoulder and wounded. The blues brothers, in a car they are “just barrowing”, are driving the aimless streets of the playoff planet. It looks like a police check point up ahead, luckily the ghost rider has yet to summon the spirit of vengeance.

Jake: Just be cool and let me do the talking….. Is there a problem officer?

Barricade transforms and lifts his foot to stomp on the brothers and the biker.

Jake and Elwood: F**k this noise!

The brothers and ghost rider are crushed to death

Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Red Wing, and Super Sonic head for the water.

Red Wing: Alright! Lets drowned these son’s a B**ches.

Seconds latter a large cannon ball rips Red wing’s head clean off.

Sagat: Oh MY GOD! They Killed Him.

Smoke: YOU BASTARD!

Both pirate ships begin to take potshots at their enemies. Reptile and super sonic launch energy blasts at the ships. Mr. Mind is unable to take control of the pirates Damned minds, so he uses his silk much like Spider Man uses his web to swing on to the deck of the Flying Dutchman. Bishop, Sagat, and Smoke pull their selves aboard the cursed ship. Mr. Mind Whips his tail around like a club and accidentally tears Bishop in half. Sagat kills a crab like crew member with a knee to the face. He then locks in a muay thai plum on another crab like crew member, but before he can crack the crabs shell he is decapitated by the crabs claws. Reptile is crushed by a cannon ball. Mr. Mind has crushed the entire crew of the Flying Dutchman except Davey Jones. Mr. Mind ties the captain up with his silk and smoke beats him to death. Not wanting to let the ship fall into the enemies possession Barbossa orders his men to fire on the Flying Dutchman. Mr. Mind is killed by a cannon ball and smoke becomes trapped under falling debris and drowns with the ship. Meanwhile Super sonic has been building a large energy bomb which he uses to sink the Black Pearl.

MEANWHILE the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has been set on fire and left for dead by Ursa, G-Girl, and Astro Boy.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: OH NO NOT AGAIN!….(deep Marshmallow Man breath) Alright man suck it up, you’ve been here before… .. You got two choices sit here and die or take some of these Mother F**kers with you. OH GOD IT HURST SO MUCH! Calm down. Just a little longer.

Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, David Dunn ,Wolfsbaine, and Tombstone attack Zorro and walker Texas ranger. The duo stays mobile and avoids damage but is also unable to deliver any. Black lantern circuit breaker manages to knock them off the mordor horse. Just when it looks like all hope is lost Astro Boy and Col. John Matrix show up and kill Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, Wolfsbaine, and Tombstone with a barrage of missiles David Dunn is unharmed.

Gandolf the White, Flash (Wally West), and Black Suit Spider Man Head to the desert to take one who they believe to be the most powerful players on the other team. Wally begins running the perimeter of the blob and creates a vortex keeping the space creature at bay. Gandalf uses his powers to battle imotep. Just when the white wizard gains the upper hand, the scorpion king stings him right in the eye killing him instantly. Black suit Spider man engages the monster first ripping off his stinger. After a brief struggle Spider Man wraps a length of web around the kings neck and pulls until his eyes pop out. Imotep trips the flash who is promptly devoured by the blob and the covers Spider Man in scarabs.

Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Silver Samurai, and Kalibak finally find what they have been looking for. Its Lex Luthor ,Red skull, Storm Shadow ,Skeletor, and Baron Zemo held up atop a steep hill. The sith lords use their powers to crumb the make shift defenses. Silver Samurai rush’s Lex Luthor who doesn’t even look the least bit worried. He has good reason silver samurai falls right into a pungi pit lex constructed earlier.

Lex Luthor: HA! I TRULY AM THE MOST INTELIGENT BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!

As he brags to no one, Lex is bludgeoned to death by Kalibak. Sith lord #4 uses his force grip to rip the heads off Red Skull and Skelator, then he puts them on the opposite body. If You knew him you’d probably think it was hilarious. Kalibak is hit by storm shadow repeatedly but it doesn’t stop him from power bombing him into the ground until his head is just a bag of mush. The sith lords the combine their powers to implode baron zemos head.

Rambo, Super Sonic, David Dunn Batman ( Jean Paul Valley) & Batman Beyond (Robin) regroup for one last stand. Ancient Sith lords#1-6 and Kalibak rush to attack them The sith lords immobilize them all as Kalibak inflicts unspeakable amounts of pain.

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: Now. Now is your chance. Your Charred on the outside but lava on the inside hit em were it hurts while you still have it in you.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man falls on top of Ancient Sith lords#1-6,Kalibak, David Dunn and Rambo.
Super Sonic, Batman & Batman Beyond are ganged up on by the remaining members of the annihilation squad and ripped to pieces.