Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. George Washington's Slaves

Le' Napoleon Brigade es John McLain (w/ 2 green lightsabers), (pre-suit) Darth Vader in Vader's Tie Fighter, Morpheus, Emperor Palpatine, Wonder Boy & Young Nasty Man (rig-a-goo-goo-rig-a-gig-goo-goo), Robin Hood on Horse #27, Little John on Horse #28, Alan Scott, (Yellow Ring) Guy Gardner (w/ a red lantern ring), Catwoman, Evil Lyn, Karg, Skeletor's Crack Troop #7-12, Skeletor's Blue Tech Guy #1, Coleman Trebor, Ron Meyer on Shadowfax, Princess Leia & Phil Day (w/ a Sith Lavarouk) in a Stealth Bomber, Zombie King Kong, Baron Fel, Andrew Laidlaw, & Astro-droid #5 in a Y-Wing Bomber, Duncan Idaho Ghola #2, Skeletor's Blue Tech Guy #2, Sprout (w/ a green lightsaber), & The Farmer in an Ornithopter, The Jolly Green Giant, Even Piel, Atrocitus, Maverick & Goose in an F-14, Padme Amidala and Batgirl in a Stealth Bomber, Power Girl, Jetfire & Jetstorm, Leia Organa-Solo (Jedi Knight) & Jania Solo in an F-14, Jedi Master #1A-4A, & 31, Red Lantern #3, Storm Trooper #87, (Kingdom Come) Flash, Nightstar, Courtney Cox, & Lala.

George Washington's Slaves are Santa Claus (w/ a Ki Adi Mundi's lightsaber) & Corbin Dallas (w/ a green lightsaber) w/ Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Yoda (w/ a green lantern ring) on Kybuck, Paul Bunyan & Babe, B'dg, Kyle Catarn, Sgt. Slaughter w/ Mercer, Taurus, & Red Dog in a Hummer, Capt. Kirk & Porkins in a Snow Speeder, Black Lantern Darkseid, Savage Opress, Black Lantern Hal Jordan, Ass-blaster #1-3, Zombie Rodimus Prime, Adm. Ackbar w/ Kol Skywalker, Shado Vao, John Conner, Maggie Simpson, & Gizmo in an Imperial Shuttle, Darth Plaguis (w/ a red lantern ring), Sarumon, Gollum, Shaak Ti (w/ green and indigo lantern rings), Wedge Antilles on an Oscorp Glider, Hound (w/ The Autobot Matrix of Leadership, AKA: Houndimus Prime), Crimmell (w/ a red lantern ring), Agen Kolar, Sypho Dyas, Jedi Master #2, Sauron, Cade Skywalker & R5-D4 in an A-Wing, & Nolan Ryan w/ Gonzo, Kamilla, & Bart Simpson (w/ a Sith Lavarouk) in The Spider-Buggy.


Although they were not rivals in the original FFL "Rival System", the bad blood between The Brigade and The Slaves goes all the way back to Week 1 Season 1. Since then it has only grown considerably as the two of them have battled and placed respectively first and second in "The Fizzle Divizzle" in every single season. They have both won NL Championships, and neither of them have ever missed the Play-offs. Adm. Ackbar and his crew stay high above the battlefield in their Imperial Shuttle, in hopes to keep the team orderly and to command The Slaves from the skies. The Brigade on the other hand was given their orders before the match and are going to attempt a divide and conquer type plan of action; although, you can be certain that Emperor Palpatine has his own special plans for the occasion. Lord Vader leads the air strike, despite the complaints from the light-side users and rebels amongst the rest of the air force. Vader leads the two stealth bombers, two F-14's, the Y-Wing Bomber, & The Ornithopter, along with Jetfire and Jetstorm in towards the forested area that Houndimus Prime has set up as base of operations for a good portion of The Slaves Squad. Above the skies over the urban area of The Play-off Planet Power Girl is flying along with her teammates Alan Scott, Guy Gardner, Atrocitus, Red Lantern #3, and Nightstar. They are met up head on by The Black Lantern versions of Darkseid and Hal Jordan from one side, and B'dg and Wedge Antilles, who are flanking Capt. Kirk in his Snow Speeder on the other. Guy Gardner doesn't think twice about ripping apart his Lantern-Zombified version of his old friend Hal Jordan through the combined use of his yellow and red rings, but Alan Scott, is not having quite as easy of a time with Black Lantern Darkseid. B'dg uses a green energy claw to take out the humanoid form of Red Lantern #3, but the furry little green lantern can't handle the spewing red energy of Atrocitus. Capt. Kirk snidely says: "This... Snow Speeder seems to be... weighed down ...by something" in attempt to make a fat joke about his reel Porkins, but before Porkins can decide whether to laugh in a jolly manner, or get pissed about the joke; Power Girl rips through the hull of The Snow Speeder and kills both of the combatants inside. Wedge was initially not to happy when he was not given an X-Wing or at least something with a cockpit to pilot before the match, but after flying on the glider for just a few minutes, he started to appreciate the piece of Oscorp tech more and more. "This is as much fun as somebody can have outside an X-Wing, or without a nude Twi' leck in the room" says Wedge into his communicator to his old buddy Adm. Ackbar. Wedge realizes that it is a bit of a cheap shot, but when he sees Alan Scott focusing every bit of magical green energy he can muster at Black Lantern Darkseid he pumpkin bombs the hell out of the exposed and weakened original Green Lantern (R.I.P. Alan Scott). Black Lantern Darkseid changes his attack’s focus from Alan Scott to Nightstar, who he rips apart with black energy Omega Beams. Alan Scott's ring almost instantly finds its new owner. The mystical green ring flies to the human being right next to it: Guy Gardner. Gardner is now in possession of all three lantern rings that he has ever been in possession of in the past. Guy Gardner then focuses his mental energy and creates an enormous energy trident consisting of one green, one yellow, and one red prong; which he stabs into the blackened heart of Black Lantern Darkseid to kill that which is already dead. Gardner, Power Girl, and Atrocitus then turn their attention to the only other Slave left in this skirmish, but they realize that Wedge on his Oscorp Glider is already gone. “His powers are miniscule, we will catch up with him later” says Atrocitus about the rebel pilot. “You’re right, we have bigger fish to fry” replies Power Girl as the three of them fly off to search out more “worthy enemies”. Darth Plaguis catches a glimpse of Catwoman atop one of the inner city billboards and decides that she would be a perfect test for his new apprentice Savage Opress. He sends the young brother of The famous Sith Lord Darth Maul into the fray. Opress is looking forward to this opportunity to impress his new master, and looks forward to someday potentially becoming a true Sith Lord. Savage and Catwoman meet up with one another on top of the billboard’s scaffold and begin to do battle. Opress moves in quickly, but impulsively towards Catwoman, who leaps out of the way. Savage, who is wielding his double-bladed red lightsaber, definitely has the superior weaponry; but it does not stop Catwoman from ducking underneath the dark warrior’s attack and using her whip to tie up the feet of The Zabrak Nightbrother. Once his feet are bound Selena Kyle gives her whip a tug and a quick release, which sends Savage Opress off the edge of the billboard scaffold to his death. Catwoman leaves the scene of the battle; but before she can do any more damage to The Slaves team, she is attacked by The Sith Lord that she did not even realize was watching the fight. Darth Plaguis violently pulls her body toward him with the force. She lands in front of him at his feet, where he spews a mouthful of red energy from his lantern ring on top of her to avenge his dead, failed apprentice. In a fight that the world has been waiting for for decades, The Jolly Green Giant squares off against Paul Bunyan. The two mammoth beings begin trading blows, but neither of them are able to gain the upper hand. As they grapple with each other, Paul looks into the eyes of The Jolly Green Giant and asks rhetorically “Do you know how I got so strong”? He then finishes his quip with: “I eat my vegetables... And I am very very hungry”! Despite winning the war of one-liners, Paul can’t seem to take down the Jolly Green Giant, until Babe the Oxen comes in to lend a hand (or a horn). The Jolly Blue Giant knocks down the green one and then he and his master are able to pound The Jolly one into foliage, which Babe then happily grazes on. Ron Meyer is learning “the meaning of haste” as he swiftly rides along on the back of Shadowfax. They say that this horse cannot be tamed by a man, but Ron is somehow able to stay on the back of The Maress... What keeps him on the back of this mighty steed you ask? Perhaps it is his long flowing hair, or maybe it is his ripped glistening abs (he is shirtless of course), but more than likely it is just because he is Ron Meyer. You see Ron Meyer learned how to ride wild horses in The Australian Outback where he grew up, which is also where he learned how to fight, learned how to kill, and learned how to keep it all a secret. Ron and Shadowfax ride up fast behind Gollum and Ron uses his fireman’s axe to brutally put a gash in the side of Gollum’s cranium. “My precious” Ron says as he licks the tainted halfling blood off of his axe. But unfortunately for Ron he is met by the blade of Agen Kolar’s lightsaber as the Jedi Master jumps out of nowhere and hits Ron with some “name brand” fighting skills (anybody get it)... Come on... Wait for it... Still nothing... Come on people, don’t you get it... Ron only had The “Meyer (Meijer) Brand skills (Wackity-smackity-dooooooooo). Sypho Dyas was not far behind Master Kolar, and that is who took out Shadowfax. Kyle Catarn stands alone with his lightsaber as he is outnumbered three to one. He swings his saber wildly and somehow through the good grace of the force is able to take out all three of the competitors which he is confronted with. The bodies of Storm Trooper #87, Courtney Cox, and Lala all lie together as Master Catarn runs off into the distance in search of more worthy opponents. Houndimus Prime and Yoda each respectively use digital sensors and the force to make themselves aware of the incoming aerial assault on their base, but they are not yet aware of the Brigade’s ground assault which is heading in their direction as well. Yoda sends up a barrage of green energy blasts in an attempt to scatter Vader and his forces, while Houndimus sends up all 3 of the Ass-blasters to try and slow them down. Yoda’s attacks work to separate the ships from one another, but they are all able to avoid being hit by his force-aided lantern blasts. Vader breaks off completely from his squadron and is met in the air by his Great-Grandson Cade Skywalker. The two of them engage in a fierce dog-fight. Despite the fact that Cade’s A-Wing is slightly faster, Anakin (I mean Vader, sorry) has no problem keeping up with Cade. Cade banks left in an attempt to double back and gain position over The young Sith Lord, but Vader stays right on his tail and then uses proton torpedoes to take out his descendant‘s ship. Cade is able to eject at the last second, but R5-D4 is not so lucky. Meanwhile in the desert area Zombie Rodimus and Zombie Kong are duking it out in a way that only giant zombies can. Where Rodimus may have had the upper hand in fighting ability and speed in life, this no longer helps him, as Zombie King Kong uses simple brute strength to crush the rusted Cybertronian metal body and extinguish Prime’s already dead spark. Maverick’s reel goose, is the first to lock on to, and take out one of the Ass-blasters from inside their F-14, but after he shows them how it’s done, Leia and Jania and Fel and Laidlaw are able to each take one out as well. Down on the forested ground, Robin Hood and Little John (atop their horses) are leading the charge with Wonder Boy, Young Nasty Man, Evil Lyn, Karg, their Crack Troops, Coleman Trebor, Even Piel, and the rest of The Jedi Masters following close behind. Houndimus Prime himself transforms into his Jeep Renegade-like, trailer pulling extended Jeep to ride back against the charge and take them on. He is joined by Yoda on top of Kybuck, Sgt. Slaughter and his homies in the Hummer, Sarumon, Shaak Ti, Crimmell, Nolan Ryan and the boys in the Spider Buggy, and Jedi Master #2. As this fierce clash commences, Santa Claus is having problems of his own. From atop a skyscraper in the center of The Play-off Planet’s “booming” downtown area, the jolly old St. Nick is spotted by Morpheus and John McLain. Morpheus looks to his friend John, who he has fought alongside since Season 1 and says: “Well, it looks like Santa Claus is coming to town and that we are going to have to do battle with him”. Just then Santa swoops toward them and McLain says: “Well, there is Santa, and check it out, he’s with the ugliest Mutha-f&(*^r I ever seen”. In the sleigh, Corbin asks Santa about their opponents: “Who the hell are these guys Santa”? Claus replies: “The one in the trench coat is Morpheus, I recognize him from when I gave him his first computer a few decades back“. Corbin replies with “who is the other guy, he’s gotta be the ugliest muthaf^*&r on the planet”. “Here Morpheus, I can barely handle one of these f*^(*in things, no need for me to have two right now”. McLain says as he gives one of his lightsabers to Morpheus as they jump off the building and land on the sleigh. Morpheus lands smoothly on the front of the sled, while John lands on the side and grabs onto it, almost slipping off. “John... What the F&*k are you doin on the ski of this sleigh”?!? McLain says to himself out loud. As Morpheus grips McLain’s green lightsaber with his right hand, he turns around and with the Uzi in his left hand busts a cap in both Donner and Blitzen (RIP). The sleigh shakes violently causing McLain to say: "Why does this s&*t always have to happen during Christmas"!?! John and Morpheus think that they are going to be all on their own in this fight, but they end being joined by a powerful teammate. Flash comes running off of one of the buildings to join them and as he rushes on to the sleigh he vibrates right through Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer (RIP). The sleigh is getting heavy for the remaining reindeer and the situation is getting heavy for all involved. Flash comes rocketing into the sleigh but just as he is rushing up on the two drivers, Corbin Dallas ignites his lightsaber at the exact right second and catches Flash in the chest. Flash’s dead body falls off the sleigh as Corbin says: “You see that S&*t Santa!? HA! I guess it’s better to be lucky than smart”. “Well, Corbin, I hope our luck hasn’t run out just yet, cause these guys are coming and it looks like the reindeer aren’t going to be around much longer to hold us up here“. McLain pulls out his Beretta and shoots Vixen (RIP) in the back of the head before Corbin punches the gun out of his hand. Only Comet and Cupid remain as the sleigh begins to falter, but Morpheus and McLain have a plan. Morpheus grabs a rope (it was for a very good cowboy named Curtis) out of the back of the sleigh and flings it around a decorative gargoyle on one of the buildings. He grabs a hold of Mclain, while Mclain uses his lightsaber to cut off the heads of Comet and Cupid (RIP) and to send both Santa and Corbin to their doom. “Yippy Ky-Aye Mother-f&*^r’s”. Corbin thinks fast and grabs a hold of the fattest and softest sack in the back of the sleigh, right before he takes a perfectly aimed shot. He knows he can only get off one shot so instead of targeting either McLain or Morpheus he aims for the rope. The futuristic bullet goes right through the lasso knot, and sends both Morpheus and McLain to the death that they thought they were dishing out to Santa and his best bud Corbin. As the Sleigh is plummeting to its demise, Corbin throws the sack underneath Santa to protect his body from the fall. The sleigh hits hard, and the bruised Santa rolls out of the sleigh. “Ho Ho Ho, what a ride”! Santa says to Corbin. Kringle continues: “That might be our craziest adventure yet buddy!! Come on Corbin, let’s go get the rest of em”! “Ho Ho Ho!! I said come on Corbin, what are you waitin for? Corbin... Corbin... Corbin... Goddammit Corbin, this ain’t no time for napping” He nudges Corbin as he is lying in the front seat of the sleigh. “I said let’s go Corbin... Corbin... Corbin... Let’s go Dallas............ CORBIN_____________!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”! After Santa finally comes to the realization, that not only his reindeer, but that his best friend and partner since Season 1 of Fantasy Fantasy is dead he wipes the one solitary tear rolling down his white beard and picks up not just his own lightsaber, but Corbin Dallas’s as well. After all it was getting late and as always he has a job to do and only one night to do it. Back at what is left of The Slave’s base of operations, the battle is at a stand still. Both teams have taken to guerilla tactics just like both Washington and Napoleon would want them to in the current situation. Both team’s rally together on their own sides and then the battle begins on both land and air. Adm. Ackbar and his crew do not notice, that Lord Vader has stealthily magnetized his specially designed Tie Fighter to stick to the side of The Imperial Shuttle. Vader leaps out of the ship and scales the side of the Shuttle until he can make a hole in a weak spot in the hull, to get inside. Once inside Vader rushes right into the cockpit of the Shuttle. It is at this moment that Ackbar realizes what is happening. John Conner gets on the com to the entire team and sends out a distress call, but the only one in range to lend any help is Wedge. Vader runs into the cockpit with his lightsaber drawn, and instantly kills Adm. Ackbar. John Conner makes a run at him with his Glock 18 full-auto blazing, but the Jedi-trained Sith Lord blocks every one of the bullets and removes Conner’s head. Kol Skywalker and Shado Vao draw their lightsabers and go in on Lord Vader together, but they are no match for the chosen one. Vader quickly and easily dispatches his Great-great-great grandchild and Padawan Vao. The Sith formerly known as Anakin then tries out his new skill of Sith Lightning to dispatch Maggie Simpson and Gizmo (practice makes perfect). Vader gets behind the controls of The Imperial Shuttle and begins to head toward the battle, when the shields go out on The Imperial Shuttle. “Those are proton torpedoes” Vader says to himself aloud. He then realizes that those weren’t just proton torpedoes, but the specially designed proton torpedoes from his own Tie Fighter. From inside Vader’s Tie, Wedge Antilles says out loud to himself: “Ha Ha, you ain’t the only one who can steal a spaceship” Wedge knows that he has hit the Imperial Shuttle hard enough to bring it down and retreats back to the battle. Vader knows that whoever stole his ship probably wasn’t as agile as he is and that he must have gotten there somehow. He runs to the hole in the hull and sees Wedge’s Oscorp Glider spiked to the side. Antilles thought that he “Wedged” it in good; but Vader cuts it loose with his blue lightsaber (he really needs to change that thing to red already) and hops on the glider to head back to the battle himself as well. Vader jumps off of the glider and crushes it with the force before it hits the ground (why destroy a perfectly good Oscorp Glider, you ask?... I don’t know... This dude kills younglings and just Sith Lightninged a baby and a magwai... He’s a jerk). Now the battle down below is truly raging on, as every member of both teams (except Santa) are now in this one concentrated area of the forest, about a mile outside of the city. Wedge radios down below for some help but the only flier available is Shaak Ti. She flies up to back up Wedge and instantly uses her green and indigo lantern powers to blast Leia Solo’s F-14 out of the sky, Wedge then flies up slowly, but obviously behind the remaining Brigade ships and sends out the following message over the onboard computer screen. The message that comes across the dashboard of the remaining Brigade ships is: “This is Lord Vader. My vocal readouts have been damaged, so I can only send messages via text. I need all ships to retreat and regroup back to the front lines. Every ship listens to the orders given from The Tie Fighter and swing back. The ships are all moving slowly in a perfect line as if they are marching when Vader’s Tie Fighter comes racing toward the rendezvous point. Wedge than uses the weapons from his stolen ship to lock on to the Brigade’s remaining fliers. Within seconds Wedge takes them out like fish in a barrel and the 2 stealth bombers, The Y-Wing Bomber, Jetfire, Jetstorm, and The Ornithopter go crashing to the ground. All of the riders in these ships eject to safety except for Baron Fel and his crew of Andrew Laidlaw and Droid #5 who bravely decide to stay in just long enough to fire their concussion missiles which causes Wedge’s ship to be taken out along with them (Wedge is able to eject to safety). Some combatants simply stare in awe as Zombie King Kong knocks down and then viciousely devours both Paul Bunyan and Babe but with a meal like this to consume, all involved realize that Zombie King Kong isn’t going to be contributing much more to The Brigade’s cause. Sauron is surrounded by Jedi Masters #1A-4A and 31. They move into together, but they are unable to break through the mace laden defenses of The Dark Lord. Sauron is able to kill every last one of them. Darth Plaguis uses his red ring to make a protective aura around himself as he rushes in with his lightsaber. Plaguis laughs as he force pushes the lightsaber wielding Sprout out of the way. He quickly rips through Skeletor’s Blue Tech Guy #2 and Sprout’s Farmer buddy. Duncan Idaho puts up quite a fight with his Atreides honor guard sword but Plaguis’ lightsaber skills are to much for him. Plaguis then meets up with Atrocitus who looks at his red ring wearing finger and says: “So I suppose you think you know how to use that thing” says Atrocitus. “Better than you do, my skills with the dark side have given me power over this ring, that you could never grasp”. Atrocitus laughs and barrels towards the Sith Lord. Surprisingly even to a watcher as well-traveled as I, Darth Plaguis proves himself right and vomits red plasma all over the wrist of Atrocitus which separates his ring from his hand, right before he uses his red lightsaber to slice open The Red Lantern Corps Leader’s throat. Darth Sidious is hiding behind a nearby tree as this happens. While Lord Plaguis is admiring his own handy work, Palpatine leaps out with his lightsaber drawn and stabs his former mentor in the back. Nolan Ryan is driving The Spider Buggy almost as fast as his famed pitches used to go. Gonzo and Kamilla can barely hold on to each other tight enough in the back seat, while Bart tells them to "Stop having a cow". Nolan drives straight up the side of a grouping of large trees and aims the web-blasters at the neck of Zombie King Kong, who is still disgustingly devouring the enormous dead bodies of Paul Bunyan and Babe. Zombie King Kong is pulled to the ground hard. Nolan Ryan and his buddies drive right up the stomach of the subdued King Kong, and Bart uses his Sith Lavarouk to shoot numerous razor sharp saw-blade like instruments into the neck of the massive zombie to finish him off. Wonder Boy's mind bullets bounce off of the side of Sgt. Slaughter's Hummer and Mercer is able to use the .50 Caliber machine gun on the side to mow him down. Young Nasty Man is taken out by the sword of Taurus who is hanging out the other side of the speeding Hummer. Robin Hood and Little John are running deeper and deeper through the forest, when Little John gets a chill down his spine and comments about the phenomenon to Robin Hood. "The White Wizard moves here and there they say", retorts Robin of Locksley. They draw their weapons, but they are not fast enough to stop the Wizard's wizardry. Sarumon quickly dispatches with Robin Hood, Little John, and both of their horses. The unlikely duo of Crimmell and Jedi Master #2 sneak up on the side arm wielding Maverick and Goose. The 2 Slaves use their lightsabers to take out the two Navy pilots; but soon after this Crimmell is targeted by a blaster bolt from the gun of Senator Amidala, while the quick moving and fierce fighting Cassandra Cain (that's Batgirl, for the incomplete nerds) takes out the older and more experienced Jedi Master. Padme and Batgirl, keep moving, but unfortunately for them, they bite off a little more than they can chew, with their next victim. They both bravely jump at Sauron but their attacks are futile against the creator of the one ring. The two undersized young woman are knocked away into the distance by Sauron’s huge physical form. Palpatine has regrouped with his new apprentice Darth Vader and the duo has teamed with Power Girl. The three of them will now attempt to do what Padme and Batgirl had no business doing on their own. Palpatine and Vader have no desire for anyone to be left alive that is claiming to be The Dark Lord of anything. The Emperor unleashes a potent blast of Sith Lightning into Sauron, while Vader force pushes the “The Deceiver” down. Once the mighty Sauron is down, Power Girl moves in with her Kryptonian speed and then pounds the armored being into the earth with her Kryptonian strength. Phil Day and Princess Leia barrage with Shaak Ti with laser blasts and Lavarouk blades; but the Jedi Master is easily able to dodge and block the attacks. Once Master Ti is able to get close enough to the Galaga Champion and young senator. The Lantern-powered Jedi easily takes them out with quick-placed lightsaber slashes. Evil Lyn and Karg stand back while the perfectly placed Crack Troops take position and fire at the Kybuck riding Yoda. Yoda uses his Jedi skills and Green Lantern abilities to easily avoid the attacks and then simply returns the laser blasts with his lightsaber, to not just take out the Crack Troops, but he Blue Tech Guy, as well as the 2 officers Evil Lyn and Karg. Coleman Trebor force pushes the Hummer being driven by Sgt. Slaughter, and completely tips the vehicle over. Slaughter and his team all quickly pile out and converge on the Jedi Councilman. Trebor draws his lightsaber and takes out Red Dog, and then slices the sword of Taurus before he stabs the former Circus Performer in the heart. Slaughter is able to grab a hold of Coleman by the neck and get him in a choke hold, for a split second while he works together with Mercer. Mercer delivers several fast-placed blows to the stomach of Trebor to knock the wind out of him and distract him long enough for Slaughter to break his neck. As Power Girl is getting up from her Sauron pounding, she feels weakened from some sort of unknown source. This source is the mystical spell being placed on her by Sarumon the White. Power Girl shakes off the spell that is noticeably making her weaker and flies towards him, but as she takes flight, she is snatched out of the air by Houndimus Prime who then breaks her neck by smashing her against a nearby rock ledge. Houndimus then transforms and rolls out over top of Leia-Organa Solo and her daughter Jania despite their readied stance and drawn lightsabers (I don’t hear any music, but he might just have the Touch). Agen Kolar couldn’t take out Palpatine with the help of Kit Fisto, Mace Windu, and Saeese Tiin, so it was somewhat arrogant to think that he could do it with just the help of Sypho Dyas. Palpatine leaps into action and takes out both of the Jedi Council Members with relative ease. Even Piel’s fierce Lannik fighting style allows him to tear through the ranks of Sgt. Slaughter and Mercer, on the way to do battle with Kyle Catarn, but Vader is already there fighting him. The Jedi, who took Piel’s place on The Council and then later became a Sith actually welcomes the help against one of the first padawans trained by his son Luke. The Master Piel/Lord Vader combo takes out Catarn pretty quickly. Sprout wakes up from his force-push triggered concussion just in time to see the Spider Buggy barreling towards him. Lucky for the little Sprout The Spider Buggy riders do not see him or his lightsaber as he pulls a little trick his teammate Morpheus taught him and drags his saber across the side of the vehicle causing the gas tank to blow up and the vehicle to flip over. The roll cage protects the 4 combatants from mortal injury and they all climb out before The Spider Buggy explodes. Vader, Palpatine, Piel, Guy Gardner, and Sprout all regroup with one another. They realize that they are outnumbered, but they by no means believe that they are outgunned. Yoda on top of Kybuck leads the charge against the remaining Brigade members, with Cade, Sarumon, Shaak Ti, Wedge, Houndimus, Nolan Ryan, Gonzo, Kamilla, and Bart Simpson all bravely following the Grand Jedi Master into battle. Gardner sends a blast from his new green ring that knocks Yoda off of Kybuck and kills his two legged steed. This also sends Wedge sailing off into the distance. Vader, somewhat impulsively rushes at the group and manages to rip through Nolan Ryan and Bart Simpson (he just can’t stop killing kids) before coming toe to toe with his Great Grandson Cade Skywalker. Cade may have mastered both sides of the force, but it is Vader’s destiny to bring balance to it. Vader parries Cade’s attacks and then goes in for the kill with a lightsaber head shot. With their lightsabers drawn, Even Piel wipes out Gonzo on his way to do battle with Houndimus Prime, and Sprout does the same to Kamilla on his way to tripping over a branch and reaggravating his bruised head and ego. Palpatine lends a hand to Even Piel against Houndimus and the two of them are able to take out The Autobot Leader. They are also able to combine their light and dark side powers to destroy the Valor gifted White Wizardry of Sarumon. But they run into a little bit more trouble with the next person they choose to double team. Palpatine and Piel each take a side to attempt to take Yoda off guard but Yoda is quick enough, even without his green lantern powers to evade their initial attacks. Yoda takes out his old friend Piel first with a lightsaber slash to the throat and then uses his green lantern ring to have an easier time blocking Palpatine’s Sith Lightning attacks than he has in the past. Yoda spin jumps over the top of their Sith Lightning/Green Energy stream and relieves Palpatine of his head. Guy Gardner is really loving the new addition of his third lantern ring which he uses to attack Shaak Ti. Although Ti has two rings of her own, not to mention her significant force abilities. The two of them are drawn into a power struggle that is seemingly unending as neither of them is able to gain the upped hand. Shaak Ti makes a bold play and attempts to draw her lightsaber, but this move does not work. The lightsaber is blasted from her hand and then she is taken off guard just long enough by the now exhausted Gardner. Gardner slumps over with emptied lantern rings while Shaak Ti dies. Wedge acts quickly and picks up Shaak Ti’s dropped Jedi Weapon. He then uses it to finish the job that Ti started and kills the weakened Guy Gardner. Yoda rushes over to see Shaak Ti to see if she is still breathing and does not notice the extremely stealth Darth Vader running up behind him. The young Sith force pushes Wedge out of the way and then Vader leans back over Yoda to avenge his master and slice the Jedi Master in half. Yoda turns right before Vader is about to do him in and sees a sloppily thrown lightsaber enter into Vader’s head right before he can kill Yoda. “You I am to thank... Santa”. says Yoda. Santa is down to just his long johns and his two lightsabers as he just ran a mile from the city to get to his teammates. Wedge pops up and asks “What happened to your reindeer... and Corbin”? Santa says nothing but Yoda unclenches his eyes after peering into the force and says: “Dead they are... Sorry are we”. Sprout wakes up just after the fight is completed to realize that he has been overlooked and that the battle is over.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!