The Untouchables Vs.Griffins High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers

The Untouchables are: Bizarro Supergirl, Darksol, Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel, Scourge, Scourge's Sweeps #1 & 2, Ratchet, Hoist, Movie Bumblebee, Grew (Clone Trooper), Kryptonian Army Soldiers #1-20

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends & Destroyers are: Ultra Magnus, An Imperial shuttle w/ (Techno destructo, Bozzo destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor, Johnny rotten), Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Eeth Koth, Kingdom Come Superman, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Caira the Old strong, Atlas, Magik, Yondu, Yellow jacket, Vance Astro in a B-Wing, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Star hawk, Aleta, Hellion, Lackki, Black Lantern Al Dog, & Sardakaur Terror Troop #25-60


The battle begins in the atmosphere of the playoff planet where an imperial shuttle piloted by several members of gwar is being hunted down by Scourge and his sweeps. The seemingly erratic maneuvers of the shuttle cause them to miss, when sweep #1 explodes from a concussion missile. Scourge and his remaining sweep turn around to find themselves engaged in a dogfight with a B-wing. The imperial shuttle proceeds to crash land in the middle of a field. The shuttle door opens as alcohol bottles fall out everywhere and Gwar stumbles out. Techno Destructo and Bonesnapper jump around as Cardinal Sin screams "We made it to the playoffs!". He is quickly corrected by Zog "We are on the playoff planet, you idiot! We haven't made the playoffs yet". They begin fighting with each other, not realizing they landed in the middle of a battlefield. The Sarakaur Terror Troops, Nightmare, yellowjacket, Predator #49, Terminator #39, and Xenomorph #53 are being led by Eeth Koth as they march towards the Untouchables. On the other side, bizarro supergirl has most of her troops following her lead, as she figures who can beat a big group of kryptonians and giant robots? Hoist and ratchet plow into the Sardakaur Terror Troops flattening #35-38. Xenomorph #53 grabs a hold of Ratchet while the Sardakaur Terror Troops unload into him killing him and their teammate. Hoist transforms into robot mode but is riddled with bullets before he can get a shot off. Meanwhile, Scourge and sweep #2 are closing in on Vance Astro in his B-wing. Just as they fire on Vance Astro, destroying him and his B-wing, Kingdom Come Superman, followed by Aleta and Star Hawk, rips through sweep #2. Scourge turns around and frantically fires at the 3 dope fiends. He manages to take out Aleta and Star Hawk before Kingdom Come Superman melts him with his heat vision. He then flies to the battlefield where all the combatants have converged, only to find that all of the Sardakaur Terror Troops except #26, 42, & 45 are dead, along with Predator #49 & Terminator #39. Eeth Koth has managed to decapitate kryptonian army soldiers #12, & 14. Gwar, meanwhile, has stopped their arguing in favor of looting the dead for their possessions. The insecticons all attack Atlas, who is caught from behind after snapping the neck of kryptonian army soldier #2. Yondu pears out from behind a bush to shoot an arrow at Shrapnel, but it merely bounces off. Shrapnel turns around and bites the head off of Yondu. He then turns back around to help finish off Atlas. Yellowjacket & Lackki are taken out by Bizarro Supergirl, who proceeded to start a slug fest with Caira the Old Strong. Darksol casts demon blaze on Nikki & Charlie-27 killing them both. Kingdom Come Superman realizes he is going to have to carry the load if his team is going to be victorious, as their numbers are dwindling. He crushes together the heads of kryptonian army soldier #3 & #4, then flies over to movie bumblebee, who he rips in half. He then uses the broken bumblebee as a plow to crush the insecticons into the side of a hill. When he turns around he is attacked by Kryptonian army soldier #13, who gets punched through the chest. Bizzaro supergirl realizes that Kingdom Come Superman's rampage needs to be stopped. She finishes choking Caira the Old Strong and rushes over to Kingdom Come Superman. On her way Martinex attempts to freeze her but she just flies right through him and then knocks Kindgdom Come Superman onto the ground. She orders all of her troops to regroup. Darksol, Grew & the 15 remaining kryptonian army soldiers fall back and regroup. Gwar has built a small fortress in the middle of the battefield out of scrap metal from dead robots, but are mostly concerned with shooting their guns into the air and screaming as loud as they can. Black Lantern Al dog has joined them for the festivities. The dope fiends realize they are outnumbered and without their strongest member, as kindgom come superman and bizarro supergirl duke it out. As they see the Untouchables approaching Eeth Koth & Hellion get into Ultra Magnus who speeds as fast as he can into the attacking untouchables. Ultra Magnus runs over grew as Eeth Koth force pushes the group of kryptonian army soldiers knocking them over. Eeth Koth & Hellion jump out of Ultra Magnus and begin attacking the kryptonian army soldiers. Eeth Koth slices through #5 & #1 before he and Hellion are killed by a mob of kryptonian army soldiers. Ultra magnus transformers and blasts Darksol away. Ultra Magnus along with Sardakaur #26, 42, & 45 then succumb to the same fate as their teammates as they are overcome by the kryptonian soldiers. Gwar witnesses this from thier fortress and finally prepares for battle. They all begin firing at the kryptonian soldiers as they approach their fortress. Black lantern Al dog decides that people need to die, so he shoots at everyone. This results in him killing all of his gwar teammates, shortly before he himself is killed. Kingdom come superman knocks out bizzaro supergirl, and is about to finish her off when he looks up and sees that he is alone and outnumbered. He knows he could knock out a few more kills, but that would not be what is best for his team. Decidedly, he retreats.
Untouchables are victorious!

Dope Fiends: Kingdom Come Superman survives

Untouchables: Bizzaro Supergirl, Kryptonian Army Soldiers #6-11, 15-20 survive