Be Gentle It's My First Time is Green Lantern #1 & 2, Dr. Strange, Poe Dameron and BB-8 in Porkins' X-Wing, and Mako w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring.
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are White Lantern Kyle Raynor, Nick Fury and SHIELD Agents#1-3 in a military Humvee, SHIELD Agents #4 & 5 on Speeder Bikes, White Dragon #1-3, Silver Dragon #1-4, and Yellow Lantern #1-3.
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
Week 1 Democracy Match
TEAM Vs. George Washington's House Elves
75 Points
The North Pole
TEAM is: Superman and Chris, Julie, Ella, Jack, and Ben Artrip in a Tank.
The House Elves are: Santa Claus w/ Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzer, Corbin Dallas, and John Conner.
75 Points
The North Pole
TEAM is: Superman and Chris, Julie, Ella, Jack, and Ben Artrip in a Tank.
The House Elves are: Santa Claus w/ Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzer, Corbin Dallas, and John Conner.
Monday, March 18, 2019
Week 1
75 Points in The North Pole
Prizes: AT-RT, Goomba Sock, & Red Lantern Ring.
Match-ups:
-TEAM Vs. George Washington's House Elves (Democracy)
-Two Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters (Fizz)
-The Striders of Rohan Vs. The Empire (Josh)
-Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Josh)
-Be Gentle It's My First Time Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Consortium)
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Vertically Challenged Humans (Dave)
Prizes: AT-RT, Goomba Sock, & Red Lantern Ring.
Match-ups:
-TEAM Vs. George Washington's House Elves (Democracy)
-Two Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters (Fizz)
-The Striders of Rohan Vs. The Empire (Josh)
-Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Josh)
-Be Gentle It's My First Time Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Consortium)
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Vertically Challenged Humans (Dave)
Season X, Preseason Week: The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Vertically Challenged Humans vs Two Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight
Little People are: White Lantern Batman, The Huntress w/ a Purple lightsaber, Toad, Joan Rivers, Ewok #1-4
Hungry Dinomites are: Depa Billaba, Adi Gallia, Visas Marr
“Joan Rivers here on this star studded, red carpet evening here at the grand reopening of the Mines of Moria! Everything is exciting this year as everything is rebooted and brand new again! The air is abuzz with excitement!” Rivers exclaimed.
Arriving first here is the squad of the newly renamed “Brotherhood of Evil Midgets”. Look here, it’s Toad and his fellow Ewok friends. Toad! Toad! Do you have a minute? Tell me please, who are you wearing and why did your owner feel that now was the appropriate time to rebrand the team to “The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Vertically Challenged Humans?” Rivers continued.
“Hi Joan, you look great by the way,” said Toad “you’re skin actually looks smoother now that you are dead. Our owner, the Commish, has decided that the old team name was derogatory to not only us little people, but to those who choose not to identify as a Brother or categorize their beliefs as good or evil. This is 2019 and while that old sort of name was fine for last decade, I think he, as well as society, has grown to be more compassionate and inclusive.”
“Well spoken, Toad. And this stunning tuxedo…?”
“It’s an Armario Luigi of course!”
“Of course it is! (laughs) The brothers have put down the plungers and picked up some skills with the sewing machine. You look fantastic! Thank you again for your time. Oh look here comes Visas, Aki and Depa from the Dinomites!”
“Hello Joan.” grumbles Visas Marr.
“I see here that while you dressed up for tonight, your companions decided to stick to the dusty Jedi robes! (cackles) ”
“That they did, Joan. Apparently some women don’t own a mirror or give a good godd---”
BOOM!!
The stone walls burst open and White Lantern Batman emerges and Depa Billaba is dead from a batarang before she can react. Marr and Gallia ignite their lightsabers and approach but WL Batman reaches inward and in an instant projects a halo of limitless energy outward. Loose rocks slowly rain down as the scene comes to a quiet halt. Joan slowly crawls out from behind a large boulder and looks around. Toad and the ewok’s tiny bodies lay lifeless as they were dashed against the wall. Marr and Gallia are knocked backward and along with the Huntress fall down a seemingly bottomless pit to their death.
“I haven’t seen that kind of action since Ed and Johnny had me wear a skirt to the Tonight Show!” Says Rivers.
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. TEAM
.Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are Tom Bombadill, Smaug, Balrog #1-3, and Robo-Barkley.
TEAM is Capt. N w/ Duke, Kid Icarus (Pit), Simon Bellmont, Mega Man, Rush, The Princess of Video Games, and Game Boy, The Ice Bros., Grizzled Vietnam Veteran: Old Man Parks, and Death Bringer.
“I love the smell of mithril in the morning” Retired Sgt. Parks says to his teammate Death Bringer who is holding his axe menacingly as TEAM prepares for battle. Capt. N heads over to his TEAMmates to join the conversation as well. Capt. N has plenty of leadership experience under his belt from years of leading his video game squad against Mother Brain, as does Death Bringer after running a small army to take over a kingdom; but it is the grizzled combat veteran Dave that they turn to for today's game plan.
“What's the plan boss”?? Asks Death Bringer.
“Not sure yet Kid, still waiting to see what kind of Turrible Decision we're dealing with”. Replies the white bearded Parks.
“BRACE YOURSELVES SOLDIERS”!! Parks yells as he spots a not so groovy duo approaching the ledge the TEAMmates have perched themselves on. As TEAM takes up defensive positions they are attacked by air. Smaug, with Robo-Barkley riding on top of him are quickly coming at them. Robo-Barkley pets the scales of Smaug with his Cybernetic hand and assures himself more than anybody else. Robo-Barkley mutters: “All we need to do is keep them busy for a while. Bombadill swore that once he conjured up the deep demons of this place than this match will be over. SO LET'S DO THIS THING SMAUG”!!
Robo-Barkley leaps off of Smaug's back and screams: “NO FREE BASKETS” as he blasts both the Ice Bros. with his Sneaker lasers.
Smaug swoops down and swallows Duke in one yummy mouthful, but finds Rush to be not quite as tasty after he does the same to him. Robo-Barkley throws down a wicked elbow to the screen of Game Boy which wrecks the animated console quick. Simon Belmont attempts to avenge his friend but Barkley reminds him that: “That is one Turrible Decision” Barkley jumps about thirty feet into the air and comes down hard on Simon's head M. Bison style, cracking his neck. Old Man Parks then sneaks up behind Robo-Barkley with some an amazing stealth for an older fellow. As the man who created Robo-Barkley way back in his youth, he knows exactly where to hit the Cyborg Baller to trigger the self-destruct. Mega Man analyzes the weaknesses of Smaug and comes to the conclusion that teamwork makes the dream work, but not before the dragon scorches Princess Lana. Kid Icarus and Capt. N place perfectly aimed shots into the damaged scale area on Smaug knocking him to the ground, while Death Bringer finishes off the mighty dragon with a powerful blow to his kneck with the Golden Axe.
Meanwhile in the depths of the Moria Mines Tom Bombadill is prancing around merrily, whistfully flinging magic and singing freshly composed songs. Tom takes a swig of wine and sings:
“Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo,
Over the rocks and smelly Dwarf socks
And in need of padded brillo
Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo
I'll undo the latchers and eat some crackers
And free these Mother-Scratchers”
Mere moments after one of Middle earth's most powerful beings utters these words, three large Balrogs are unearthed from the depths of Moria. Ol' Tom grabs his wine pouch and lights a pipe before he grabs a good seat for the fight that is about to happen.
Old Man Parks leads the remainder of his team, which consists of Death Bringer, Capt. N, Mega Man, and Kid Icarus. They focus their attacks on the massive Balrog in the middle (#2). Death Bringer summons all the magic he can muster, whilst swinging his mighty axe into the chest of the ancient creature of the Second Age, while Parks, N, Mega Man, and Pit lay down a suppressing fire. Death Bringer and Balrog #2 topple off the ledge, but before the remaing four TEAMmates can regroup for their next attack, they are destroyed by the two massive Balrog Whips that come down upon them.
TEAM is Capt. N w/ Duke, Kid Icarus (Pit), Simon Bellmont, Mega Man, Rush, The Princess of Video Games, and Game Boy, The Ice Bros., Grizzled Vietnam Veteran: Old Man Parks, and Death Bringer.
“I love the smell of mithril in the morning” Retired Sgt. Parks says to his teammate Death Bringer who is holding his axe menacingly as TEAM prepares for battle. Capt. N heads over to his TEAMmates to join the conversation as well. Capt. N has plenty of leadership experience under his belt from years of leading his video game squad against Mother Brain, as does Death Bringer after running a small army to take over a kingdom; but it is the grizzled combat veteran Dave that they turn to for today's game plan.
“What's the plan boss”?? Asks Death Bringer.
“Not sure yet Kid, still waiting to see what kind of Turrible Decision we're dealing with”. Replies the white bearded Parks.
“BRACE YOURSELVES SOLDIERS”!! Parks yells as he spots a not so groovy duo approaching the ledge the TEAMmates have perched themselves on. As TEAM takes up defensive positions they are attacked by air. Smaug, with Robo-Barkley riding on top of him are quickly coming at them. Robo-Barkley pets the scales of Smaug with his Cybernetic hand and assures himself more than anybody else. Robo-Barkley mutters: “All we need to do is keep them busy for a while. Bombadill swore that once he conjured up the deep demons of this place than this match will be over. SO LET'S DO THIS THING SMAUG”!!
Robo-Barkley leaps off of Smaug's back and screams: “NO FREE BASKETS” as he blasts both the Ice Bros. with his Sneaker lasers.
Smaug swoops down and swallows Duke in one yummy mouthful, but finds Rush to be not quite as tasty after he does the same to him. Robo-Barkley throws down a wicked elbow to the screen of Game Boy which wrecks the animated console quick. Simon Belmont attempts to avenge his friend but Barkley reminds him that: “That is one Turrible Decision” Barkley jumps about thirty feet into the air and comes down hard on Simon's head M. Bison style, cracking his neck. Old Man Parks then sneaks up behind Robo-Barkley with some an amazing stealth for an older fellow. As the man who created Robo-Barkley way back in his youth, he knows exactly where to hit the Cyborg Baller to trigger the self-destruct. Mega Man analyzes the weaknesses of Smaug and comes to the conclusion that teamwork makes the dream work, but not before the dragon scorches Princess Lana. Kid Icarus and Capt. N place perfectly aimed shots into the damaged scale area on Smaug knocking him to the ground, while Death Bringer finishes off the mighty dragon with a powerful blow to his kneck with the Golden Axe.
Meanwhile in the depths of the Moria Mines Tom Bombadill is prancing around merrily, whistfully flinging magic and singing freshly composed songs. Tom takes a swig of wine and sings:
“Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo,
Over the rocks and smelly Dwarf socks
And in need of padded brillo
Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo
I'll undo the latchers and eat some crackers
And free these Mother-Scratchers”
Mere moments after one of Middle earth's most powerful beings utters these words, three large Balrogs are unearthed from the depths of Moria. Ol' Tom grabs his wine pouch and lights a pipe before he grabs a good seat for the fight that is about to happen.
Old Man Parks leads the remainder of his team, which consists of Death Bringer, Capt. N, Mega Man, and Kid Icarus. They focus their attacks on the massive Balrog in the middle (#2). Death Bringer summons all the magic he can muster, whilst swinging his mighty axe into the chest of the ancient creature of the Second Age, while Parks, N, Mega Man, and Pit lay down a suppressing fire. Death Bringer and Balrog #2 topple off the ledge, but before the remaing four TEAMmates can regroup for their next attack, they are destroyed by the two massive Balrog Whips that come down upon them.
The Striders of Rohan Vs. George Washington's House Elves
The Striders of Rohan are The Balrog of Moria, Legolas, Goblin #1-20, and Xenomorph #1
George Washington's House Elves are Lucius Malfoy, Snake Plisken, Sgt. Slaughter w/ Red Dog, Mercer, and Taurus, and Robert Hudson w/ Vampire #1-4.
Sup Dorks, it's been a long slumber; but The Neon Master Pogo is back in style!! Joshatu the Stuffy had me locked in a closet in some Hood Apartment in Westland; but now that the league is in full swing, I am out and ready to party!!
The Pogester is comin at you with a good one this week. See, I did my homework and I know what's up. Yeah, I know it is preseason and this match doesn't count for crap; but we got the guy that drafted the Balrog of Moria vs. the guy that drafted Gandalf and we just so happen to be broadcasting from the Mines of Moria. I mean talk about perfect. It's pretty much just gonna be the “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” Scene that we all dug so much in Fellowship of the Ring; but with a little added flare from the Master of Neon himself. I'm gonna chill over here off to the side, because I'm not gonna lie that stone staircase with no handrail that these cats are about to square off on is givin me the creeps. Taurus just took that wicked curved sword of his and sliced Xenomorph #1's head clean off, but then his concentrated acid blood sprayed Taurus in the face; so they both died; but it's all good because swords are about to be of no use heere anyhow. Snake Plisken just drop-kicked Goblin #6 & 8 into the pit, but Legolas, who is perched on the top step put an arrow through Snake's one good eye. Legolas is hanging back and even the Goblins are looking a little nervous as the big bad shows up and comes on to the scene. The Balrog of Moria is looking as fierce as ever and I have got to tell ya, there isn't a pair of pants with out feces in em in this place. The Balrog starts swinging his whip and goin all cray-cray. He knocks Mercer, Red Dog, Vampire #3 & 4, and even his own teammates Goblin #2-4, & 18 into the pit. But Gandalf is ready to go and there is no way he is gonna let this Balrog pass if you know what I mean. Gandalf is lookin great by the by. Dude shaved AND combed his hair. He also traded in his staff for a much sleekeer smaller version. I never would have guessed this; but when Gandalf rocks the clean cut look he kind of looks like the bad guy from The Patriot, but Mel Gibson ain't here tonight so guess what kids, this is about to get REALZ son. Sgt. Slaughter and The Daywalker himself Robert Hudson give each other a wicked-gnarly handshake, bro-hug combo before they lead the two remaining vamps in a pitched battle (shout-out Becks) against Goblin #13-17, which results in all of them getting kicked by a firey Balrog leg off the staircase.
And here comes the part we've all been waiting for........ Balrog Vs. Gandalf, and I get to call it.... Eat your heart out Tolkien and Peter Jackson, and whoever did that goofy cartoon back in the day, cuz the Poginator is going to tell this tale better than all them put together. And here we go. Gandalf looks nervous but he pulls out his mini-staff and.......... Ehh... Hold up.... Know what guys, I don't think that is shaved Gandalf after all. Straight up Dogg. I think I effed up. That might be the dude who was mean to Dobby in Harry Potter. And he just got knocked in the Pit. Match is over..... This was straight up my bad. Dang. Joshatu's gonna kill me.
George Washington's House Elves are Lucius Malfoy, Snake Plisken, Sgt. Slaughter w/ Red Dog, Mercer, and Taurus, and Robert Hudson w/ Vampire #1-4.
Sup Dorks, it's been a long slumber; but The Neon Master Pogo is back in style!! Joshatu the Stuffy had me locked in a closet in some Hood Apartment in Westland; but now that the league is in full swing, I am out and ready to party!!
The Pogester is comin at you with a good one this week. See, I did my homework and I know what's up. Yeah, I know it is preseason and this match doesn't count for crap; but we got the guy that drafted the Balrog of Moria vs. the guy that drafted Gandalf and we just so happen to be broadcasting from the Mines of Moria. I mean talk about perfect. It's pretty much just gonna be the “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” Scene that we all dug so much in Fellowship of the Ring; but with a little added flare from the Master of Neon himself. I'm gonna chill over here off to the side, because I'm not gonna lie that stone staircase with no handrail that these cats are about to square off on is givin me the creeps. Taurus just took that wicked curved sword of his and sliced Xenomorph #1's head clean off, but then his concentrated acid blood sprayed Taurus in the face; so they both died; but it's all good because swords are about to be of no use heere anyhow. Snake Plisken just drop-kicked Goblin #6 & 8 into the pit, but Legolas, who is perched on the top step put an arrow through Snake's one good eye. Legolas is hanging back and even the Goblins are looking a little nervous as the big bad shows up and comes on to the scene. The Balrog of Moria is looking as fierce as ever and I have got to tell ya, there isn't a pair of pants with out feces in em in this place. The Balrog starts swinging his whip and goin all cray-cray. He knocks Mercer, Red Dog, Vampire #3 & 4, and even his own teammates Goblin #2-4, & 18 into the pit. But Gandalf is ready to go and there is no way he is gonna let this Balrog pass if you know what I mean. Gandalf is lookin great by the by. Dude shaved AND combed his hair. He also traded in his staff for a much sleekeer smaller version. I never would have guessed this; but when Gandalf rocks the clean cut look he kind of looks like the bad guy from The Patriot, but Mel Gibson ain't here tonight so guess what kids, this is about to get REALZ son. Sgt. Slaughter and The Daywalker himself Robert Hudson give each other a wicked-gnarly handshake, bro-hug combo before they lead the two remaining vamps in a pitched battle (shout-out Becks) against Goblin #13-17, which results in all of them getting kicked by a firey Balrog leg off the staircase.
And here comes the part we've all been waiting for........ Balrog Vs. Gandalf, and I get to call it.... Eat your heart out Tolkien and Peter Jackson, and whoever did that goofy cartoon back in the day, cuz the Poginator is going to tell this tale better than all them put together. And here we go. Gandalf looks nervous but he pulls out his mini-staff and.......... Ehh... Hold up.... Know what guys, I don't think that is shaved Gandalf after all. Straight up Dogg. I think I effed up. That might be the dude who was mean to Dobby in Harry Potter. And he just got knocked in the Pit. Match is over..... This was straight up my bad. Dang. Joshatu's gonna kill me.
Sunday, March 17, 2019
Be Gentle it's My First Time Vs. The Empire
Be Gentle it’s My First Time Lineup: Nazgul #6 on Fell Beast #6, Warg Rider #1 on Rider’s Warg #1, Warg Rider #2 with no Warg to ride, Cave Troll #1, Green Lantern #1-2, Spinosaurus#1-2, Zeus, Ulysses S. Grant as a leader
The Empire Lineup: Nazgul #7 on Fell Beast #7, Saruman on Mordor Horse #7, Rabban Harkonnen, Sardaukar Terror Troop #’s 1-3
Location: The Mines of Moria
Watcher: Kyle
Both teams arrive in the formerly great halls of Khazad-dûm.
Saruman immediately notices how poorly matched his team is with the enemy saying “who the hell plays Zeus and two Green Lanterns in a preseason game.”
Ulysses S. Grant then immediately starts putting his team into battle positions, having Zeus and Nazgul #6 deal with Saruman, both Green Lanterns attack nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast and has the rest of the team battle Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar Troops.
Zeus decides to change the weather in the mines by summoning a thunderstorm into the halls of Moria. Zeus throws a lightning bolt at Saruman but Saruman easily deflects the bolt with his staff exclaiming “Is that all you got? You’re supposed to be the Father of Gods!” As Saruman proclaims that, Nazgul #6 flies towards Saruman in his Fell Beast. He lets out a furocious screech that would deafen the average man. But Saruman is no man. He was brought to the Mines of Moria to decimate all enemies brought in front of him. Saruman then shoots Nazgul #6 with a burst of fire from his staff. The Nazgul collapses off of his Fell Beast as his screech turns into his final breath; gasping for life as it his stolen from his soul. Zeus sees his teammate fall before him. He sees that Saruman is momentarily distracted. Zeus then summons a lightning bolt to crush the strength of 1,000 men. As the lightning bolt exits his hand, it travels directly to the heart of Saruman. Before Saruman can notice what Zeus has just done, he looks down to see a lightning bolt penetrating his heart as blood floods into his lungs; forcing him to grasp his throat. Saruman then stares into the eyes of Zeus as his knees weaken and he falls down in a puddle of his own blood.
Both Green Lanterns notice how easily Nazgul #6 was defeated by fire. So both Lanterns then make contraptions with their rings that shoot fire. Nazgul #7 charges towards the Lanterns with all of his might. The Lanterns (almost without lifting a finger) use the power of their rings to summon a storm of arcane flames onto the Nazgul and his Fell Beast; melting them into a liquid form that leaks into the cracks of the mines. The Lanterns look onto the battle with smug faces after easily defeating Nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast.
Warg Rider #1 charges towards Rabban Harkonnen and his Sardaukar Troops on his daring Warg. Rabban Harkonnen looks onto his troops with no worries as he knows confidently his troops will deal with the impending charge with no problems. The troops then bring out their rifles and aim towards Warg Rider #1. The rider looks straight into the eyes of the troops with no fear; ready to give his life for the cause. The troops then unexpectedly shoot the Warg itself rather than the rider. The cranium of the Warg explodes leaving a storm of crimson blood splashing against the walls of the halls of Moria. The rider falls off of his Warg, but as he runs towards the troops they obliterate his knee caps with their rifles. The rider falls onto the ground face first, but before he can flip around to look up towards the troops, the troops sprint over to the rider and drive their boots directly into the back of his skull; causing brain matter to fly up towards the ceiling. Warg Rider #2 (who has no Warg to ride due to poor roster choice) sees what happened to his companion Warg and starts to run away. But before he can flee even 10 feet from where his feet stood, the troops repeatedly let off multiple rounds into his back; causing his sternum and internal organs to fly across the halls.
After this bloodshed, Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar troops notice they are surrounded by two Green Lanterns, two Spinosaurus’s, Zeus and a Cave Troll. The Sardaukar troops get into their standard triangle back-to-back formation, ready to fight. They put up a good fight but in the end they are defeated, although taking out one Spinosaurus.
The Empire Lineup: Nazgul #7 on Fell Beast #7, Saruman on Mordor Horse #7, Rabban Harkonnen, Sardaukar Terror Troop #’s 1-3
Location: The Mines of Moria
Watcher: Kyle
Both teams arrive in the formerly great halls of Khazad-dûm.
Saruman immediately notices how poorly matched his team is with the enemy saying “who the hell plays Zeus and two Green Lanterns in a preseason game.”
Ulysses S. Grant then immediately starts putting his team into battle positions, having Zeus and Nazgul #6 deal with Saruman, both Green Lanterns attack nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast and has the rest of the team battle Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar Troops.
Zeus decides to change the weather in the mines by summoning a thunderstorm into the halls of Moria. Zeus throws a lightning bolt at Saruman but Saruman easily deflects the bolt with his staff exclaiming “Is that all you got? You’re supposed to be the Father of Gods!” As Saruman proclaims that, Nazgul #6 flies towards Saruman in his Fell Beast. He lets out a furocious screech that would deafen the average man. But Saruman is no man. He was brought to the Mines of Moria to decimate all enemies brought in front of him. Saruman then shoots Nazgul #6 with a burst of fire from his staff. The Nazgul collapses off of his Fell Beast as his screech turns into his final breath; gasping for life as it his stolen from his soul. Zeus sees his teammate fall before him. He sees that Saruman is momentarily distracted. Zeus then summons a lightning bolt to crush the strength of 1,000 men. As the lightning bolt exits his hand, it travels directly to the heart of Saruman. Before Saruman can notice what Zeus has just done, he looks down to see a lightning bolt penetrating his heart as blood floods into his lungs; forcing him to grasp his throat. Saruman then stares into the eyes of Zeus as his knees weaken and he falls down in a puddle of his own blood.
Both Green Lanterns notice how easily Nazgul #6 was defeated by fire. So both Lanterns then make contraptions with their rings that shoot fire. Nazgul #7 charges towards the Lanterns with all of his might. The Lanterns (almost without lifting a finger) use the power of their rings to summon a storm of arcane flames onto the Nazgul and his Fell Beast; melting them into a liquid form that leaks into the cracks of the mines. The Lanterns look onto the battle with smug faces after easily defeating Nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast.
Warg Rider #1 charges towards Rabban Harkonnen and his Sardaukar Troops on his daring Warg. Rabban Harkonnen looks onto his troops with no worries as he knows confidently his troops will deal with the impending charge with no problems. The troops then bring out their rifles and aim towards Warg Rider #1. The rider looks straight into the eyes of the troops with no fear; ready to give his life for the cause. The troops then unexpectedly shoot the Warg itself rather than the rider. The cranium of the Warg explodes leaving a storm of crimson blood splashing against the walls of the halls of Moria. The rider falls off of his Warg, but as he runs towards the troops they obliterate his knee caps with their rifles. The rider falls onto the ground face first, but before he can flip around to look up towards the troops, the troops sprint over to the rider and drive their boots directly into the back of his skull; causing brain matter to fly up towards the ceiling. Warg Rider #2 (who has no Warg to ride due to poor roster choice) sees what happened to his companion Warg and starts to run away. But before he can flee even 10 feet from where his feet stood, the troops repeatedly let off multiple rounds into his back; causing his sternum and internal organs to fly across the halls.
After this bloodshed, Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar troops notice they are surrounded by two Green Lanterns, two Spinosaurus’s, Zeus and a Cave Troll. The Sardaukar troops get into their standard triangle back-to-back formation, ready to fight. They put up a good fight but in the end they are defeated, although taking out one Spinosaurus.
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