Be Gentle it's My First Time Vs. The Empire

Be Gentle it’s My First Time Lineup: Nazgul #6 on Fell Beast #6, Warg Rider #1 on Rider’s Warg #1, Warg Rider #2 with no Warg to ride, Cave Troll #1, Green Lantern #1-2, Spinosaurus#1-2, Zeus, Ulysses S. Grant as a leader

The Empire Lineup: Nazgul #7 on Fell Beast #7, Saruman on Mordor Horse #7, Rabban Harkonnen, Sardaukar Terror Troop #’s 1-3

Location: The Mines of Moria
Watcher: Kyle


Both teams arrive in the formerly great halls of Khazad-dûm.

Saruman immediately notices how poorly matched his team is with the enemy saying “who the hell plays Zeus and two Green Lanterns in a preseason game.”

Ulysses S. Grant then immediately starts putting his team into battle positions, having Zeus and Nazgul #6 deal with Saruman, both Green Lanterns attack nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast and has the rest of the team battle Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar Troops. 

Zeus decides to change the weather in the mines by summoning a thunderstorm into the halls of Moria. Zeus throws a lightning bolt at Saruman but Saruman easily deflects the bolt with his staff exclaiming “Is that all you got? You’re supposed to be the Father of Gods!” As Saruman proclaims that, Nazgul #6 flies towards Saruman in his Fell Beast. He lets out a furocious screech that would deafen the average man. But Saruman is no man. He was brought to the Mines of Moria to decimate all enemies brought in front of him. Saruman then shoots Nazgul #6 with a burst of fire from his staff. The Nazgul collapses off of his Fell Beast as his screech turns into his final breath; gasping for life as it his stolen from his soul. Zeus sees his teammate fall before him. He sees that Saruman is momentarily distracted. Zeus then summons a lightning bolt to crush the strength of 1,000 men. As the lightning bolt exits his hand, it travels directly to the heart of Saruman. Before Saruman can notice what Zeus has just done, he looks down to see a lightning bolt penetrating his heart as blood floods into his lungs; forcing him to grasp his throat. Saruman then stares into the eyes of Zeus as his knees weaken and he falls down in a puddle of his own blood.

Both Green Lanterns notice how easily Nazgul #6 was defeated by fire. So both Lanterns then make contraptions with their rings that shoot fire. Nazgul #7 charges towards the Lanterns with all of his might. The Lanterns (almost without lifting a finger) use the power of their rings to summon a storm of arcane flames onto the Nazgul and his Fell Beast; melting them into a liquid form that leaks into the cracks of the mines. The Lanterns look onto the battle with smug faces after easily defeating Nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast.

Warg Rider #1 charges towards Rabban Harkonnen and his Sardaukar Troops on his daring Warg. Rabban Harkonnen looks onto his troops with no worries as he knows confidently his troops will deal with the impending charge with no problems. The troops then bring out their rifles and aim towards Warg Rider #1. The rider looks straight into the eyes of the troops with no fear; ready to give his life for the cause. The troops then unexpectedly shoot the Warg itself rather than the rider. The cranium of the Warg explodes leaving a storm of crimson blood splashing against the walls of the halls of Moria. The rider falls off of his Warg, but as he runs towards the troops they obliterate his knee caps with their rifles. The rider falls onto the ground face first, but before he can flip around to look up towards the troops, the troops sprint over to the rider and drive their boots directly into the back of his skull; causing brain matter to fly up towards the ceiling. Warg Rider #2 (who has no Warg to ride due to poor roster choice) sees what happened to his companion Warg and starts to run away. But before he can flee even 10 feet from where his feet stood, the troops repeatedly let off multiple rounds into his back; causing his sternum and internal organs to fly across the halls.

After this bloodshed, Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar troops notice they are surrounded by two Green Lanterns, two Spinosaurus’s, Zeus and a Cave Troll. The Sardaukar troops get into their standard triangle back-to-back formation, ready to fight. They put up a good fight but in the end they are defeated, although taking out one Spinosaurus.