“Death is only the beginning.”
-Imhotep
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 3 Match located in Baghdad. They are as follows:
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve- Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano; Fremen # 15-20; Scorponok, Terrax and Brandon Inge w/Iron Man suit and Red Light Saber.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad- Supergirl, Imhotep, Scorpion King, Sandman, Darth Scarz (w/red lantern ring), Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron and Windhammer.
Let the battle begin. . .
Brandon Inge flies through the dusty streets of Baghdad in his Iron Man suit. The Detroit Tiger is immediately ready to fight as spring training has just started and he must go back to Lakeland to battle against the Texas Rangers in 24 hours. He is struck and careens out of control. He shakes off the blow and ignites his red light saber. Inge sees Supergirl.
Inge: Who’s your Tiger, baby?
Supergirl: Cabrera!
Inge: I can see that; then again, I can see your death too!
Inge unleashes concussive blasts from his suit’s gauntlets at the Kryptonian. Supergirl shakes off the blows. The tenacious third baseman takes advantage of Supergirl’s fogginess and runs his lightsaber through her arm. Supergirl screams in pain, but manages to avoid the next barrage of weaponry unleashed by Inge. Supergirl decides that she is not going to lose a battle against not a true third baseman, but a glorified utility player on a sub-rate team. She reaches Inge and crushes the gauntlet holding his lightsaber. The lightsaber falls and Supergirl has Inge in a final hold. Supergirl manages to rip off Inge’s helmet. Inge’s last thoughts are of the “tiger growl” that Mike Illitch made after the Red Wings won their last championship. Inge’s neck is broken and his devastated body falls to the ground below. Supergirl flies away and is met by Terrax. A pitched battle occurs, but Terrax eventually knocks Supergirl out of commission with the power cosmic; Supergirl is knocked unconscious.
Fremen #15-20 rush out of a muddied hut and are met by Windhammer. The muscular humanoid with azurine skin, long blonde hair and large elf-like ears uses his fork to create an elemental dust storm around the Fremen. The Fremen are used to elements such as these and fight through the fury, reaching the Silverhawk enemy. As they are about to kill Windhammer, Sandman explodes from the ground beneath them. Sandman manipulates the sand storm around the Fremen and manages to kill Fremen #15 and 18. Imhotep joins the battle and unleashes a never-ending herd of locusts, which spring from the ground. The locusts suffocate remaining Fremen #16, 17, 19 and 20; all Fremen die.
The monstrous Scorponok joins the fray. Imhotep, Windhammer and Sandman combine their abilities and unleash the elements against Scorponok. The robot is barraged with the crystalline specks and becomes crusted with sand. Since Scorponok is unable to see as he should, he decides to transform into his scorpion mode. The robot unleashes a blast which throws the sand trio across the way. As Scorponok faces the three, a trio of Sith Lords jump from one of the buildings onto the robot. Slowly the Darths- Voltress and Ocron hack away at Scorponok’s parts. Meanwhile, Darth Scarz uses not only his lightsaber, but also his red lantern ring to pummel Scorponok. Although Scorponok manages to take some damage, it manages to shrug off major destruction. That is, until Supergirl re-awakens and joins the fray. With the combined efforts of Supergirl, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Darth Scarz and the newly revived Imhotep, Windhammer and Sandman, Scorponok eventually succumbs to its fate. Notwithstanding, Scorponok destroys Imhotep and Windhammer in the process.
In response to the devastation caused by the entire Squad team against Scorponok, Terrax takes time to shout at his foes.
Terrax: It has taken an entire team to defeat our warrior Scorponok. Alone, none of you would have stood a chance against such an outstanding champion! Together, against me and my remaining teammates, you shall face the same fate! But none of you are the combatants that Scorponok was!!!
Terrax immediately uses the power cosmic to rip apart Sandman and solidify his essence into glass. Sandman cannot readjust and dies, frozen in place.
Supergirl enters into round two against Terrax. Terrax uses the power cosmic and blasts Supergirl across the sky. As he is about to unleash his powers again from the roof where he stands, he is struck from behind by the Scorpion King. This instant allows Supergirl to regroup and fly at nearly supersonic speed into Terrax. Terrax falls to his knees. As Supergirl flies around, Terrax stands proud and decides to unleash the full fury of his cosmic powers. The air surrounding Terrax grows warm with the swarming of molecules; he will not only kill Supergirl, but all those around. As he is about to focus his powers, Terrax feels repeated stabbing pains in his chest. Terrax looks down and sees three lightsabers protruding from his chest. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron are behind Terrax. As Terrax falls, Darth Scarz uses his red lantern ring to form into a giant scissors, which snips off the Landlak’s head.
Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano come to the fray. They immediately dispel with the Scorpion King. Tano fights valiantly, but is unable to defeat both Voltress and Ocron at the same time. Thus, although she is able to best Voltress, she falls to Ocron. Skywalker, knowing he should not, unleashes a rage that slices Ocron in two. As he turns around he faces both Darth Scarz and Supergirl. The combined powers of Scarz with his lightsaber and red lantern ring, and the Kryptonian Supergirl, are too much for the Jedi warrior. Anakin Skywalker falls.
Michael Vickz Newz Kennelz of Lurve- All dead.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad- Darth Scarz and Supergirl survive.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Friday, March 18, 2011
Season 4, Week 3: The Abomitrons vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
"We really don't have to be enemies."
-Son of Mortis
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 3 Match located in Baghdad. They are as follows:
Abomitrons- Father of Mortis, Daughter of Mortis, Son of Mortis, Odin, Yaddle, Nomad w/ Baby Bucky and Logray.
Brotherhood of Evil Midgets- Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Asajj Ventress, Superboy, X-23, Aurra Sing, Toad and Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott's Podracer.
Let the battle begin. . .
The Ewok shaman faces off against the anthropomorphic mushroom. Logray holds his spear and jabs at Toad. In response, Toad uses his ability to emit spores. The dusty winds blow the pods at Logray. The Ewok screams in fury as his furry body becomes encrusted with mushrooms. Logray dances around and frantically scratches at the mushrooms which grow on his entire body. He does not notice Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott’s Podracer racing through the desert town’s streets. Logray looks up and a second later becomes windshield fodder on the J930-8 podracer. Ratts shakes the Ewok off his vehicle and races on.
Nomad and Baby Bucky move through the back alleys of Baghdad. A laser shot is heard and Baby Bucky screams. Baby Bucky falls to the ground with a scorching hole burned through his chest. Nomad instantly reacts and avoids the additional shots which come from the top of a building across the alley. Nomad peeks his head out and barely misses joining Baby Bucky’s fate as Aurra Sing fires again. Nomad jumps into the alley and uses the street barrels and poles to climb to the roof. The Abomitron warrior throws stun disks at Aurra Sing. Sing uses her force enhanced abilities to avoid the weapons. Nomad uses her avoidance to his advantage and reaches the bounty hunter. Nomad then uses his superhuman strength to knock her nearly unconscious. As Nomad is about to smash her face into the dirt covered roof, a “snikting” is heard; it is X-23. Nomad winces at the damage caused by the mutant. Nomad then knocks X-23 down and she lands next to Aurra Sing. As Nomad comes at the two women, he is sliced in half by the blade of Asajj Ventress.
Asajj Ventress: Us women have to stick together. . .
Ratts looks around for additional prey that he can make into his own personal road kill. He looks up to see an immense, black, bat-like creature. The creature rips Ratts from the podracer, which crashes into the buildings below. Son of Mortis’ claws rip Ratts apart. The destroyed podracer barely misses Toad, who jumps out of the way. As Toad leaps again to avoid additional wreckage caused by the crash, he stops in mid-air. Yaddle uses the Force to hold Toad in place and in mere seconds, slices him apart. Yaddle turns to see Stilgar rushing at her while he leads Fremen #52-56. Yaddle wields her lightsaber in the melee and kills Fremen #52 and 54. The remaining Fremen #53, 55 and 56 are able to subdue Yaddle. Stilgar stands above the Jedi Master.
Stilgar: This is my battlefield puppet!
As Stilgar is about to deal the final death blow to “The One Below,” Stilgar and the Fremen are Force pushed across the street. Yaddle shakes off her dizziness and manages to expertly wield her lightsaber, killing remaining Fremen #53, 55 and 56.
Yaddle: Alone you are Stilgar; [Yaddle arcs her lightsaber] and alone shall you die.
Yaddle thrusts her lightsaber through Stilgar’s stomach, mortally wounding the Sahkan. Stilgar dying, smiles when he sees a shadow appear behind Yaddle. Yaddle turns to see Superboy. Before she can react, Superboy thrusts his fist through Yaddle’s face. Yaddle crumples to the ground, dead and without a face.
Superboy flies away and is met by a white, bird-like creature. Daughter of Mortis’ talons reach Superboy and hold the young Kryptonian firmly in place. Superboy attempts to free himself and is not able to. Superboy finally manages to escape and is instantly struck by the bat creature- Son of Mortis. Superboy eventually breaks free of the Son’s hold. Shaken, Superboy falls to the ground. As he looks up, he is met by the humanoid forms of Father, Son and Daughter of Mortis. Superboy knows that he will surely meet an untimely demise and rushes at Daughter. His quick reflexes do not allow Daughter to protect herself and he breaks her neck. Son and Father lash out in fury and combine their force powers to kill Superboy. While Son and Father are focused on Superboy, Aurra Sing, who has picked up Yaddle’s lightsaber, and Asajj Ventress with her lightsaber, plummet their weapons into Father. Father dies and Son immediately transforms, once again, into the bat-like doppelganger and flies off.
Odin comes into the fray and uses his magical spear Gungnir to channel the Odinforce. The powerful blast throws Ventress and Sing across the street. X-23 lashes out at Odin. Although Odin is hurt, he unleashes the full fury and power of his Norse god-like powers and shreds X-23 apart. He then focuses on the two force wielders.
Son of Mortis flies back to the ground and stands next to Odin. The two use their combined powers to ravage the two women force wielders. Although they valiantly defend themselves, they are never able to gain ground and offensively attack the Abomitron men. Eventually the women are killed by Odin and Son of Mortis.
The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants: All dead.
The Abomitrons: Son of Mortis and Odin survive.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Son of Mortis
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 3 Match located in Baghdad. They are as follows:
Abomitrons- Father of Mortis, Daughter of Mortis, Son of Mortis, Odin, Yaddle, Nomad w/ Baby Bucky and Logray.
Brotherhood of Evil Midgets- Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Asajj Ventress, Superboy, X-23, Aurra Sing, Toad and Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott's Podracer.
Let the battle begin. . .
The Ewok shaman faces off against the anthropomorphic mushroom. Logray holds his spear and jabs at Toad. In response, Toad uses his ability to emit spores. The dusty winds blow the pods at Logray. The Ewok screams in fury as his furry body becomes encrusted with mushrooms. Logray dances around and frantically scratches at the mushrooms which grow on his entire body. He does not notice Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott’s Podracer racing through the desert town’s streets. Logray looks up and a second later becomes windshield fodder on the J930-8 podracer. Ratts shakes the Ewok off his vehicle and races on.
Nomad and Baby Bucky move through the back alleys of Baghdad. A laser shot is heard and Baby Bucky screams. Baby Bucky falls to the ground with a scorching hole burned through his chest. Nomad instantly reacts and avoids the additional shots which come from the top of a building across the alley. Nomad peeks his head out and barely misses joining Baby Bucky’s fate as Aurra Sing fires again. Nomad jumps into the alley and uses the street barrels and poles to climb to the roof. The Abomitron warrior throws stun disks at Aurra Sing. Sing uses her force enhanced abilities to avoid the weapons. Nomad uses her avoidance to his advantage and reaches the bounty hunter. Nomad then uses his superhuman strength to knock her nearly unconscious. As Nomad is about to smash her face into the dirt covered roof, a “snikting” is heard; it is X-23. Nomad winces at the damage caused by the mutant. Nomad then knocks X-23 down and she lands next to Aurra Sing. As Nomad comes at the two women, he is sliced in half by the blade of Asajj Ventress.
Asajj Ventress: Us women have to stick together. . .
Ratts looks around for additional prey that he can make into his own personal road kill. He looks up to see an immense, black, bat-like creature. The creature rips Ratts from the podracer, which crashes into the buildings below. Son of Mortis’ claws rip Ratts apart. The destroyed podracer barely misses Toad, who jumps out of the way. As Toad leaps again to avoid additional wreckage caused by the crash, he stops in mid-air. Yaddle uses the Force to hold Toad in place and in mere seconds, slices him apart. Yaddle turns to see Stilgar rushing at her while he leads Fremen #52-56. Yaddle wields her lightsaber in the melee and kills Fremen #52 and 54. The remaining Fremen #53, 55 and 56 are able to subdue Yaddle. Stilgar stands above the Jedi Master.
Stilgar: This is my battlefield puppet!
As Stilgar is about to deal the final death blow to “The One Below,” Stilgar and the Fremen are Force pushed across the street. Yaddle shakes off her dizziness and manages to expertly wield her lightsaber, killing remaining Fremen #53, 55 and 56.
Yaddle: Alone you are Stilgar; [Yaddle arcs her lightsaber] and alone shall you die.
Yaddle thrusts her lightsaber through Stilgar’s stomach, mortally wounding the Sahkan. Stilgar dying, smiles when he sees a shadow appear behind Yaddle. Yaddle turns to see Superboy. Before she can react, Superboy thrusts his fist through Yaddle’s face. Yaddle crumples to the ground, dead and without a face.
Superboy flies away and is met by a white, bird-like creature. Daughter of Mortis’ talons reach Superboy and hold the young Kryptonian firmly in place. Superboy attempts to free himself and is not able to. Superboy finally manages to escape and is instantly struck by the bat creature- Son of Mortis. Superboy eventually breaks free of the Son’s hold. Shaken, Superboy falls to the ground. As he looks up, he is met by the humanoid forms of Father, Son and Daughter of Mortis. Superboy knows that he will surely meet an untimely demise and rushes at Daughter. His quick reflexes do not allow Daughter to protect herself and he breaks her neck. Son and Father lash out in fury and combine their force powers to kill Superboy. While Son and Father are focused on Superboy, Aurra Sing, who has picked up Yaddle’s lightsaber, and Asajj Ventress with her lightsaber, plummet their weapons into Father. Father dies and Son immediately transforms, once again, into the bat-like doppelganger and flies off.
Odin comes into the fray and uses his magical spear Gungnir to channel the Odinforce. The powerful blast throws Ventress and Sing across the street. X-23 lashes out at Odin. Although Odin is hurt, he unleashes the full fury and power of his Norse god-like powers and shreds X-23 apart. He then focuses on the two force wielders.
Son of Mortis flies back to the ground and stands next to Odin. The two use their combined powers to ravage the two women force wielders. Although they valiantly defend themselves, they are never able to gain ground and offensively attack the Abomitron men. Eventually the women are killed by Odin and Son of Mortis.
The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants: All dead.
The Abomitrons: Son of Mortis and Odin survive.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Built Ford Tough
George Washington's Slaves are Sandworm #15-20, Santa Claus, Corbin Dallas, Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Samuel "Screech" Powers, Lisa Turtle, Kelly Kapowski, & Jesse Spano.
Built Ford Tough is Arachnid #1-12 & Sardakaur Terror Troop #1-6.
"Come on kids, pick a reindeer and jump on its back; and be quick about it cause this is one list I'm not gonna have time to check twice". Santa yells to his troops. "What's going on, the match hasn't even started yet" Slater says indignantly. "Yeah, I'm not sure we should have to take orders from you anyway, and besides The Zack Attack never retreats" says Zack. Corbin Dallas then yells back: "Listen up preppy, you don't wanna be here when the s*&t that is about to happen goes down, now listen to Saint Nick and get your a** on a deer". As Zack is getting on Donner, Slater on Dasher, Lisa on Comet, Kelly on Cupid, Jesse on Prancer, Screech says (while he is getting on Blitzen): "Yeah Zack, who doesn't want to listen to that Jolly Old Elf" (uproarious laugh-track laughter ensues). They all hold on tight as Santa pulls up on the reigns and gets his crew far away from the fight. Sardakaur #2 turns to Sardakaur #4 and says: "I've got a bad feeling about this. The last time Sardakaur were sent in to the desert they got slaughtered by a bunch of woman and children". "That's nothing but a myth"! Sardakaur #3 retorts angrily. At that moment the six enormous sandworms come crashing out of the sand and begin battling with each other for territorial pride. Both Sandworm #18 & 19 are killed in this battle of city-dwarfers. It is not because the sandworms are without eyes that they do not notice that they easily killed the twelve arachnids and 6 Terror Troops.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Built Ford Tough is Arachnid #1-12 & Sardakaur Terror Troop #1-6.
"Come on kids, pick a reindeer and jump on its back; and be quick about it cause this is one list I'm not gonna have time to check twice". Santa yells to his troops. "What's going on, the match hasn't even started yet" Slater says indignantly. "Yeah, I'm not sure we should have to take orders from you anyway, and besides The Zack Attack never retreats" says Zack. Corbin Dallas then yells back: "Listen up preppy, you don't wanna be here when the s*&t that is about to happen goes down, now listen to Saint Nick and get your a** on a deer". As Zack is getting on Donner, Slater on Dasher, Lisa on Comet, Kelly on Cupid, Jesse on Prancer, Screech says (while he is getting on Blitzen): "Yeah Zack, who doesn't want to listen to that Jolly Old Elf" (uproarious laugh-track laughter ensues). They all hold on tight as Santa pulls up on the reigns and gets his crew far away from the fight. Sardakaur #2 turns to Sardakaur #4 and says: "I've got a bad feeling about this. The last time Sardakaur were sent in to the desert they got slaughtered by a bunch of woman and children". "That's nothing but a myth"! Sardakaur #3 retorts angrily. At that moment the six enormous sandworms come crashing out of the sand and begin battling with each other for territorial pride. Both Sandworm #18 & 19 are killed in this battle of city-dwarfers. It is not because the sandworms are without eyes that they do not notice that they easily killed the twelve arachnids and 6 Terror Troops.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Monday, March 14, 2011
TEAM Vs Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies
TEAM is
Baracuda , Aqua Mariner, Justice Legion Alpha Aquaman, Jack LaLanne, Boken
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are
Grimlock, Mecha Godzilla, Greedo
TEAM IS DROPED INTO THE WATER. BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES DROPED IN NEXT.
Baracuda and Boken are both crushed by the 2 giant falling robots. Grimlock and Mech Godzilla are capable of fighting in water, but they are no match for the equally strong and massively more maneuverable aqua men. The robots are torn to pieces and turned into artificial coral reefs. Jack LaLanne toys with Greedo Dunking him over and over again until he finally swallows to much water and drowns.
TEAM is victorious!
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: ALL DEAD
TEAM: Aqua Mariner, Justice Legion Alpha Aquaman, and Jack LaLanne live.
Baracuda , Aqua Mariner, Justice Legion Alpha Aquaman, Jack LaLanne, Boken
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are
Grimlock, Mecha Godzilla, Greedo
TEAM IS DROPED INTO THE WATER. BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES DROPED IN NEXT.
Baracuda and Boken are both crushed by the 2 giant falling robots. Grimlock and Mech Godzilla are capable of fighting in water, but they are no match for the equally strong and massively more maneuverable aqua men. The robots are torn to pieces and turned into artificial coral reefs. Jack LaLanne toys with Greedo Dunking him over and over again until he finally swallows to much water and drowns.
TEAM is victorious!
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: ALL DEAD
TEAM: Aqua Mariner, Justice Legion Alpha Aquaman, and Jack LaLanne live.
George Washington’s Slaves Vs Logical Genocide
George Washington’s Slaves are..
Captain Crunch with his little boat, Tony the Tiger, Spongebob Squarepants, Air Bud, Fidel Castro,Sgt. Slaughter , Frank Martin in a Swift Boat (The Transporter), Bebop & Rocksteady in a hovercraft
Logical Genocide Is ..
Mera w/ red ring, Black Lantern Sinestro, Merve the Gremlin, Cody Jones
The Members of logical genocide fall through portals in the sky above World 2-2.
3 Minutes later Cody Jones’s lifeless body floats to the surface after being drowned by a white squid.
Black Lantern Sinestro: well, no point in letting that delicious heart go to waste.
Black lantern Sinestro rips Cody’s heart out and begins to casually eat it like an apple, as he fly’s above the water scanning for his enemy.
MEANWHIALE
Frank Martin transports his team in his swift boat to their pre determent staging area. Which is just captain crunch’s boat and a hovercraft tied to a buoy.
Frank Martin: Alright boys here’s the plan, Pig, Rhino you guys take the hover craft and come in from the east. Cap’n you move in from the west with the tiger and the gay sponge. While the flying zombie, and red fish lady are busy with you guys, Old Yeller, Army Guy, Castro and I will cruise up and finish them off with the swift boat.
WHISTLE BLOWING!
Sgt. Slaughter: HOLD UP YOU LITTLE PUKE! I DON”T REMEMBER ANYONE PUTTING YOU FANCY A** IN CHANGE!
Bebop: yea and I am a Humanoid Warthog not a pig.
Rocksteady: your generalizations are offensive.
Spongebob: I thought he was pretty spot on.
Fidel Castro: He got my name right.
Sgt. Slaughter: I have seen combat many times before AND THAT’S WHY we are gana do it MY WAY, THE ONLY WAY, THE SGT SLAUGHTER WAY!
Captain Crunch: Come on guys the fights out there, Lets just go with Bruce Willis’s plan.
Sgt Slaughter smacks Captain Crunch across the face.
Sgt. Slaughter: BRUCE WILLIS IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE NOT A DIRTY FOREIGNER!
Frank Martin: Dirty Foreigner?
SUDDENLY! Black lantern Sinestro and (basically) Red Lantern Mera burst out of the water . Sinestro thrusts his hands into the chests of captain crunch and sponge bob, and then head butts his way through tony the tigers rib cage to gain access to his juicy still beating heart. As Sinestro gorges himself on the 3 hearts he notices the sponge is still alive
Sponge bob: AWWWW Barnacles, you’ve ruined my favorite shirt. Patrick is gana make you pay for this…. Maybe.
Sinestro moves in to finish of the spunky homosexual but is grabbed at the ankles by Bebop and then grabbed by Rocksteady at the neck. The two mutants are rather surprised at how much effort it takes to rip the half rotten corpse in half but they manage to get the job done. Mera swoops in with air bud shish ka bobed to her trident, and heaves here weapon (dog and all) into bebop’s head. She then grabs rock steady by the wrists and vomits her corrosive blood all over him, completely incinerating his body. Mera is then hit with a thumping heel kick. Frank Martin Is about to tear this b***h a new a**hole. Or so he thinks. Frank throws and lands a series of vicious combinations, but Mera needs only on hit to literally blow his brain out his a**hole. Mera now sets here sights on Sgt. Slaughter, she charges him screaming at the top of her lungs ready to rip him limb from limb. Little does she know that that old vet still has some killing left to do. Sgt slaughter easily side steps Mera, locks in the cobra clutch, and whispers “YOUR DISMISSED” as he snaps her neck like a twig.
Fidel Castro walks up smoking his cigar.
Sgt. Slaughter: Nice of you to show your PRETTY LITTLE COMMIE FACE after the fight’s OVER!
Fidel Castro: its not over. There are like 40,000 gremlins just popping up out of the water.
Sgt. Slaughter: Well don’t just stand around, THESE BABYS ARNT GANA BREAK THEIR OWN NECKS! GET TO WORK MAGGOT.
As Sgt Slaughter begins the tedious job of killing all the gremlins Fidel Castro pokes holes in the gas tanks of the swift boat and hover craft, lights a match, and sets the sea of gremlins ablaze along with sponge bob and Sgt Slaughter.
George Washington’s Slaves are victorious!
Logical Genocide: ALL DEAD
George Washington’s Slaves: Fidel Castro survives
Captain Crunch with his little boat, Tony the Tiger, Spongebob Squarepants, Air Bud, Fidel Castro,Sgt. Slaughter , Frank Martin in a Swift Boat (The Transporter), Bebop & Rocksteady in a hovercraft
Logical Genocide Is ..
Mera w/ red ring, Black Lantern Sinestro, Merve the Gremlin, Cody Jones
The Members of logical genocide fall through portals in the sky above World 2-2.
3 Minutes later Cody Jones’s lifeless body floats to the surface after being drowned by a white squid.
Black Lantern Sinestro: well, no point in letting that delicious heart go to waste.
Black lantern Sinestro rips Cody’s heart out and begins to casually eat it like an apple, as he fly’s above the water scanning for his enemy.
MEANWHIALE
Frank Martin transports his team in his swift boat to their pre determent staging area. Which is just captain crunch’s boat and a hovercraft tied to a buoy.
Frank Martin: Alright boys here’s the plan, Pig, Rhino you guys take the hover craft and come in from the east. Cap’n you move in from the west with the tiger and the gay sponge. While the flying zombie, and red fish lady are busy with you guys, Old Yeller, Army Guy, Castro and I will cruise up and finish them off with the swift boat.
WHISTLE BLOWING!
Sgt. Slaughter: HOLD UP YOU LITTLE PUKE! I DON”T REMEMBER ANYONE PUTTING YOU FANCY A** IN CHANGE!
Bebop: yea and I am a Humanoid Warthog not a pig.
Rocksteady: your generalizations are offensive.
Spongebob: I thought he was pretty spot on.
Fidel Castro: He got my name right.
Sgt. Slaughter: I have seen combat many times before AND THAT’S WHY we are gana do it MY WAY, THE ONLY WAY, THE SGT SLAUGHTER WAY!
Captain Crunch: Come on guys the fights out there, Lets just go with Bruce Willis’s plan.
Sgt Slaughter smacks Captain Crunch across the face.
Sgt. Slaughter: BRUCE WILLIS IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE NOT A DIRTY FOREIGNER!
Frank Martin: Dirty Foreigner?
SUDDENLY! Black lantern Sinestro and (basically) Red Lantern Mera burst out of the water . Sinestro thrusts his hands into the chests of captain crunch and sponge bob, and then head butts his way through tony the tigers rib cage to gain access to his juicy still beating heart. As Sinestro gorges himself on the 3 hearts he notices the sponge is still alive
Sponge bob: AWWWW Barnacles, you’ve ruined my favorite shirt. Patrick is gana make you pay for this…. Maybe.
Sinestro moves in to finish of the spunky homosexual but is grabbed at the ankles by Bebop and then grabbed by Rocksteady at the neck. The two mutants are rather surprised at how much effort it takes to rip the half rotten corpse in half but they manage to get the job done. Mera swoops in with air bud shish ka bobed to her trident, and heaves here weapon (dog and all) into bebop’s head. She then grabs rock steady by the wrists and vomits her corrosive blood all over him, completely incinerating his body. Mera is then hit with a thumping heel kick. Frank Martin Is about to tear this b***h a new a**hole. Or so he thinks. Frank throws and lands a series of vicious combinations, but Mera needs only on hit to literally blow his brain out his a**hole. Mera now sets here sights on Sgt. Slaughter, she charges him screaming at the top of her lungs ready to rip him limb from limb. Little does she know that that old vet still has some killing left to do. Sgt slaughter easily side steps Mera, locks in the cobra clutch, and whispers “YOUR DISMISSED” as he snaps her neck like a twig.
Fidel Castro walks up smoking his cigar.
Sgt. Slaughter: Nice of you to show your PRETTY LITTLE COMMIE FACE after the fight’s OVER!
Fidel Castro: its not over. There are like 40,000 gremlins just popping up out of the water.
Sgt. Slaughter: Well don’t just stand around, THESE BABYS ARNT GANA BREAK THEIR OWN NECKS! GET TO WORK MAGGOT.
As Sgt Slaughter begins the tedious job of killing all the gremlins Fidel Castro pokes holes in the gas tanks of the swift boat and hover craft, lights a match, and sets the sea of gremlins ablaze along with sponge bob and Sgt Slaughter.
George Washington’s Slaves are victorious!
Logical Genocide: ALL DEAD
George Washington’s Slaves: Fidel Castro survives
Oblivio vs Better Than All Of You
Oblivio is Triton, Shark, and Zombie Iceman.
Better Than All Of You is Aquaman, Aqualad, Topo, NS-5 #4, NS-5 #5 and a Doozer.
The epic water battles between the Matt Oblak Division and the Sarah Wilson Division continues as these two teams square off. The battle begins with Zombie Iceman unleashing an incredible blast, causing a large portion of the water to freeze instantly, freezing both NS-5s. Shark swims in and fires a bolt of energy at the ice and shatters the robots. Oh yeah, and the Doozer drowned. Shark then goes after Topo. This time he tries to use his telepathy powers, but he is intercepted by a swarm of Cheap Cheeps. Shark then sees that it’s Aquaman who is behind this attack. Shark tears through and devours the Cheap Cheeps, which fills the water with blood. This only increases Shark’s already instinctual blood lust. He viciously attacks the King of Atlantis, but Aquaman is doing fine in fending him off. Aqualad then swims in and aids his father. As they are double teaming Shark, Topo swims in and in a shocking turn grabs a hold of Aquaman. Shark is using his own telepathy on his foe. But Aquaman is able to break free of the Topo’s tentacles and swims over driving his trident into Shark’s chest, killing him. This also frees Topo from Shark’s mind control.
Zombie Iceman then wildly freezes parts of the surrounding water and in doing so, freezes Topo solid, causing the octopus to sink to his doom. Aquaman and Aqualad then quickly swim in from opposite sides and give the “Ol’ Hi-Low” to Zombie Iceman, tearing him in two. Aquaman then drives his fist into the zombie’s skull, just to make sure. There is then an incredible loud sound blasting from one of the green pipes in the water. “What the hell was that?!” Aqualad exclaims. Aquaman does not answer is son at first, for he knows exactly what that is. Aquaman slowly lifts his head up and quietly, but sternly responds, “It’s Triton.” (Editor’s note: Yes I know, normally you can’t really talk underwater, but these guys are Atlanteans, so they can.)
The son of Poseidon swims out of the green pipe with his trident in one hand and his twisted conch shell in the other. “I hear you are a King, Aquaman,” says Triton. “Well… I… AM A GOD!!” He then sounds his conch shell once more, this time causing the water to become rougher and the current violently pushing at Aquaman and Aqualad. They are able to bear down and resist this first attack. “We can defeat him son, but we have to work together,” says Aquaman. “No! I’m taking him NOW!” yells Aqualad. The eager and impatient teen quickly swims right at Triton. The sea god turns and impales Aqualad with his trident and flings his lifeless body behind him. Aquaman sees his own son die right in front of him. He then swims as fast as he can, and in fact, catches Triton by surprise with his speed. Aquaman levels Triton with a powerful uppercut, right to the jaw. But it will take much more than a mere punch to take out a god. Triton comes back and flips around smacking Aquaman across the head with his fishtail. Triton then blows his conch shell again, this time taking control of the entire body of water. He creates a massive vortex right where Aquaman is. The sheer velocity and power of the vortex would rip any normal person to pieces instantly. But this is no normal person after all, this is Aquaman. Arthur leaps out from the vortex and destroys the conch shell from Triton. But due to the vortex, Aquaman’s vision was obscured. He did not see where Triton had his trident. The sea god awaited Aquaman’s attack and knew that he would go after the conch shell. Aquaman looks down and find Triton’s trident deep in his stomach.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!
Better Than All Of You is Aquaman, Aqualad, Topo, NS-5 #4, NS-5 #5 and a Doozer.
The epic water battles between the Matt Oblak Division and the Sarah Wilson Division continues as these two teams square off. The battle begins with Zombie Iceman unleashing an incredible blast, causing a large portion of the water to freeze instantly, freezing both NS-5s. Shark swims in and fires a bolt of energy at the ice and shatters the robots. Oh yeah, and the Doozer drowned. Shark then goes after Topo. This time he tries to use his telepathy powers, but he is intercepted by a swarm of Cheap Cheeps. Shark then sees that it’s Aquaman who is behind this attack. Shark tears through and devours the Cheap Cheeps, which fills the water with blood. This only increases Shark’s already instinctual blood lust. He viciously attacks the King of Atlantis, but Aquaman is doing fine in fending him off. Aqualad then swims in and aids his father. As they are double teaming Shark, Topo swims in and in a shocking turn grabs a hold of Aquaman. Shark is using his own telepathy on his foe. But Aquaman is able to break free of the Topo’s tentacles and swims over driving his trident into Shark’s chest, killing him. This also frees Topo from Shark’s mind control.
Zombie Iceman then wildly freezes parts of the surrounding water and in doing so, freezes Topo solid, causing the octopus to sink to his doom. Aquaman and Aqualad then quickly swim in from opposite sides and give the “Ol’ Hi-Low” to Zombie Iceman, tearing him in two. Aquaman then drives his fist into the zombie’s skull, just to make sure. There is then an incredible loud sound blasting from one of the green pipes in the water. “What the hell was that?!” Aqualad exclaims. Aquaman does not answer is son at first, for he knows exactly what that is. Aquaman slowly lifts his head up and quietly, but sternly responds, “It’s Triton.” (Editor’s note: Yes I know, normally you can’t really talk underwater, but these guys are Atlanteans, so they can.)
The son of Poseidon swims out of the green pipe with his trident in one hand and his twisted conch shell in the other. “I hear you are a King, Aquaman,” says Triton. “Well… I… AM A GOD!!” He then sounds his conch shell once more, this time causing the water to become rougher and the current violently pushing at Aquaman and Aqualad. They are able to bear down and resist this first attack. “We can defeat him son, but we have to work together,” says Aquaman. “No! I’m taking him NOW!” yells Aqualad. The eager and impatient teen quickly swims right at Triton. The sea god turns and impales Aqualad with his trident and flings his lifeless body behind him. Aquaman sees his own son die right in front of him. He then swims as fast as he can, and in fact, catches Triton by surprise with his speed. Aquaman levels Triton with a powerful uppercut, right to the jaw. But it will take much more than a mere punch to take out a god. Triton comes back and flips around smacking Aquaman across the head with his fishtail. Triton then blows his conch shell again, this time taking control of the entire body of water. He creates a massive vortex right where Aquaman is. The sheer velocity and power of the vortex would rip any normal person to pieces instantly. But this is no normal person after all, this is Aquaman. Arthur leaps out from the vortex and destroys the conch shell from Triton. But due to the vortex, Aquaman’s vision was obscured. He did not see where Triton had his trident. The sea god awaited Aquaman’s attack and knew that he would go after the conch shell. Aquaman looks down and find Triton’s trident deep in his stomach.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Built Ford Tough vs Le' Napoleon's Brigade
Built Ford Tough is Aslan the Lion, The Beatles: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Ringo Starr, Jeff Houslander w/Red Lantern Ring, Darkwing Duck, Diego, Baby Jaguar, and Dawson Leery.
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is Namora, Namorita, John Locke and Sando Aqua Monster.
Due to the fact that this match is completely underwater, Built Ford Tough’s entire starting team is all inside the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine. “Hey Paul, what’s that?” asks John Lennon as he sees John Locke’s lifeless body sinking past a porthole. But before Paul can respond, the Yellow Submarine is being violently shaken by the Sando Aqua Monster. The incredibly massive monster uses his powerful arms to crush the Yellow Submarine and tear it open, allowing it to consume the passengers.
“Are you kidding me?” asks Namorita. “That’s it? We didn’t even get to do anything!” She is then smacked in the face by a red energy blast. “Suck on that!!” exclaim Jeff Houslander as he swims towards the two Atlanteans. He’s used his Red Lantern ring to create a force field around himself so he can survive underwater for this extended period of time. As he is swimming towards his foes, the Sando Aqua Monster comes up from behind him and swallows him whole. But moments later, the monster’s head viciously explodes in a burst of red energy and blood. “YOU MOTHERF#$@%#!!! TRY AND EAT ME WILL YOU! YOU SON OF A B!*%#!!” shouts Jeff Houslander. But this blinding rage, has allowed Namora to quickly swim up to him and snap his neck, ending this blow out.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is Namora, Namorita, John Locke and Sando Aqua Monster.
Due to the fact that this match is completely underwater, Built Ford Tough’s entire starting team is all inside the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine. “Hey Paul, what’s that?” asks John Lennon as he sees John Locke’s lifeless body sinking past a porthole. But before Paul can respond, the Yellow Submarine is being violently shaken by the Sando Aqua Monster. The incredibly massive monster uses his powerful arms to crush the Yellow Submarine and tear it open, allowing it to consume the passengers.
“Are you kidding me?” asks Namorita. “That’s it? We didn’t even get to do anything!” She is then smacked in the face by a red energy blast. “Suck on that!!” exclaim Jeff Houslander as he swims towards the two Atlanteans. He’s used his Red Lantern ring to create a force field around himself so he can survive underwater for this extended period of time. As he is swimming towards his foes, the Sando Aqua Monster comes up from behind him and swallows him whole. But moments later, the monster’s head viciously explodes in a burst of red energy and blood. “YOU MOTHERF#$@%#!!! TRY AND EAT ME WILL YOU! YOU SON OF A B!*%#!!” shouts Jeff Houslander. But this blinding rage, has allowed Namora to quickly swim up to him and snap his neck, ending this blow out.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
The Backyardigans Vs. The Commandos
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are The Black Widow Shark, & Sharkticon #7 & 8.
Former Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & "Lets see how the republicans try and blame me for the earthquakes" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are (earth 2) Superman, Gungan #1-4, Black Lantern Doozer #1, Doozer #13, Swimmell, & Lady Gaga.
Before this match took place President (Coach) Obama pulled his team's number one draft pick of the season into his office to have a brief discussion. President Obama told Superman about his/their team's rich history in The FFL and that although they lost a lot last year in their run to The Universe Bowl; that he had no intention of them not staying a "top flight" team. Barack then went on to explain that if this was going to happen then The Commandos were going to have to rely on him quite a bit, at least during this transitional year. Kal L went on to explain that this was all very new to him; and that this wasn't exactly the best setting to get his very first FFL start in. Barack told him that "he understands, and he still had faith in him"... We shall see...
The Black Widow Shark turns to his squad and says: "Grrrrrr-glurg-glurg-glurg". After all, he is a black widow spider mixed with a shark, and it is talking to a couple of mechanical sharks. Not even Woody Allen could do something with that dialogue. The Commandos travel through the green tube which leads them in to so many-a-gamers least favorite level in the original Super Mario Bros. (personally I always kind of liked it). As they are in the tube, Gungan #2 looks at Swimmell and randomly says: “Damn cousin, this is one f*&^%#d up test tube”. For some reason Swimmell takes offense to this remark and says in retort: “Oh yeah, well maybe I don’t have a test tube... Me and my dad share yours”! “Oh Snap” says Doozer #13... The Commandos begin swimming, all with different levels of success. Superman is strong enough to keep a good pace and has the ability to hold his breath much longer than a human. Same with the gungans who swim so well that they might as well be wearing penguin suits, which is nothing compared to Swimmell who might as well be wearing a frog suit. Doozer #1 is protected by his black lantern ring, but Doozer #13 is not so lucky, and almost instantly drowns. Lady Gaga doesn’t need to worry about anybody seeing her poker face, because she is completely encased in a air tight egg to protect her from the elements. Originally Lady Gaga had instructed the four gungans to carry her once the match had started, but once Superman and Swimmell caught word of this, they told the gungans how stupid that idea was and that they had a match to win. Lady Gaga actually doesn’t even realize that the match has started, or that her egg just simply sunk down to the bottom of the 8-bit coral reef. The pop-singer is more than content hanging out in her egg, and contemplating how she can dupe the world into further believing that she is actually talented. New hair perhaps... “S&*t, it worked for Bieber” Lady Gaga says to the inside of her shell. It is at this moment that her shell is attacked by Cheap Cheaps. This has very little to do with the actual match, there is just something intriguing to me about Cheap Cheaps pecking Ga Ga. It sounds like baby talk from Tartarus. Superman begins heading towards The Black Widow Shark, while Swimmell leads the gungans towards the two Sharkticons. Swimmell turns to Gungan #3 and says...:... Nothing, he says absolutely nothing, they are all holding their breath underwater; so there will be no dialogue. Which means this match will be over with shortly (in fact it should be already). Black Lantern Doozer #1 shoots a blast of black energy towards Sharkticon #8, but it just bounces off of its metal body. In fact it takes significantly longer to say Black Lantern Doozer #1 than it did for Sharkticon #8 to swallow Black Lantern Doozer #1. Superman is taking a beating against The Black Widow Shark, but is still hanging in there. The setting definitely is benefiting the defender of The River of Despair, but Superman is just simply to powerful to be taken down that easily by anyone or anything in a one on one fight. Swimmell and the gungans are a little mismatched as well. The two sharkticons easily take out one gungan each at the start of the skirmish (#2 & 3). The other two gungans than converge on Sharkticon #8 and begin stabbing him with their water-proofed electro-staffs. Swimmell grabs a long piece of broken brick and mortar to use as a weapon but Sharkticon #8 swallows the fish/Trammell/Cheveldae clone whole. Once inside the mouth of the sharkticon, Swimmell sees a spot near the spark that is damaged from the gungan attacks. Swimmell does not realize that the two sharkticons have already taken out the last two gungans; but he does realize that his own last act was to homerun swing his brick “bat” to totally blow up Sharkticon #8 with him inside it. Superman has taken an absolute pounding and has been in and out of the mouth of The Black Widow Shark during the course of this fight. But the gray-templed Man of Steel manages to shake himself loose one last time, and moves himself into position behind The Thundercat Villain. Superman grabs a hold of The Black Widow Shark and with every bit of might he can muster “warps” The Black Widow Shark straight out of the water (I think he finally landed somewhere in 5-3). The exhausted Superman slumps down for a second and begins gasping for air when Sharkticon #7 latches his enormous metal jaws around the neck of Superman. I guess a water victory could have been to much to ask of the new Superman in his first appearance, or perhaps it was just the right place and the right time for lucky (Sharkticon) #7.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Former Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & "Lets see how the republicans try and blame me for the earthquakes" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are (earth 2) Superman, Gungan #1-4, Black Lantern Doozer #1, Doozer #13, Swimmell, & Lady Gaga.
Before this match took place President (Coach) Obama pulled his team's number one draft pick of the season into his office to have a brief discussion. President Obama told Superman about his/their team's rich history in The FFL and that although they lost a lot last year in their run to The Universe Bowl; that he had no intention of them not staying a "top flight" team. Barack then went on to explain that if this was going to happen then The Commandos were going to have to rely on him quite a bit, at least during this transitional year. Kal L went on to explain that this was all very new to him; and that this wasn't exactly the best setting to get his very first FFL start in. Barack told him that "he understands, and he still had faith in him"... We shall see...
The Black Widow Shark turns to his squad and says: "Grrrrrr-glurg-glurg-glurg". After all, he is a black widow spider mixed with a shark, and it is talking to a couple of mechanical sharks. Not even Woody Allen could do something with that dialogue. The Commandos travel through the green tube which leads them in to so many-a-gamers least favorite level in the original Super Mario Bros. (personally I always kind of liked it). As they are in the tube, Gungan #2 looks at Swimmell and randomly says: “Damn cousin, this is one f*&^%#d up test tube”. For some reason Swimmell takes offense to this remark and says in retort: “Oh yeah, well maybe I don’t have a test tube... Me and my dad share yours”! “Oh Snap” says Doozer #13... The Commandos begin swimming, all with different levels of success. Superman is strong enough to keep a good pace and has the ability to hold his breath much longer than a human. Same with the gungans who swim so well that they might as well be wearing penguin suits, which is nothing compared to Swimmell who might as well be wearing a frog suit. Doozer #1 is protected by his black lantern ring, but Doozer #13 is not so lucky, and almost instantly drowns. Lady Gaga doesn’t need to worry about anybody seeing her poker face, because she is completely encased in a air tight egg to protect her from the elements. Originally Lady Gaga had instructed the four gungans to carry her once the match had started, but once Superman and Swimmell caught word of this, they told the gungans how stupid that idea was and that they had a match to win. Lady Gaga actually doesn’t even realize that the match has started, or that her egg just simply sunk down to the bottom of the 8-bit coral reef. The pop-singer is more than content hanging out in her egg, and contemplating how she can dupe the world into further believing that she is actually talented. New hair perhaps... “S&*t, it worked for Bieber” Lady Gaga says to the inside of her shell. It is at this moment that her shell is attacked by Cheap Cheaps. This has very little to do with the actual match, there is just something intriguing to me about Cheap Cheaps pecking Ga Ga. It sounds like baby talk from Tartarus. Superman begins heading towards The Black Widow Shark, while Swimmell leads the gungans towards the two Sharkticons. Swimmell turns to Gungan #3 and says...:... Nothing, he says absolutely nothing, they are all holding their breath underwater; so there will be no dialogue. Which means this match will be over with shortly (in fact it should be already). Black Lantern Doozer #1 shoots a blast of black energy towards Sharkticon #8, but it just bounces off of its metal body. In fact it takes significantly longer to say Black Lantern Doozer #1 than it did for Sharkticon #8 to swallow Black Lantern Doozer #1. Superman is taking a beating against The Black Widow Shark, but is still hanging in there. The setting definitely is benefiting the defender of The River of Despair, but Superman is just simply to powerful to be taken down that easily by anyone or anything in a one on one fight. Swimmell and the gungans are a little mismatched as well. The two sharkticons easily take out one gungan each at the start of the skirmish (#2 & 3). The other two gungans than converge on Sharkticon #8 and begin stabbing him with their water-proofed electro-staffs. Swimmell grabs a long piece of broken brick and mortar to use as a weapon but Sharkticon #8 swallows the fish/Trammell/Cheveldae clone whole. Once inside the mouth of the sharkticon, Swimmell sees a spot near the spark that is damaged from the gungan attacks. Swimmell does not realize that the two sharkticons have already taken out the last two gungans; but he does realize that his own last act was to homerun swing his brick “bat” to totally blow up Sharkticon #8 with him inside it. Superman has taken an absolute pounding and has been in and out of the mouth of The Black Widow Shark during the course of this fight. But the gray-templed Man of Steel manages to shake himself loose one last time, and moves himself into position behind The Thundercat Villain. Superman grabs a hold of The Black Widow Shark and with every bit of might he can muster “warps” The Black Widow Shark straight out of the water (I think he finally landed somewhere in 5-3). The exhausted Superman slumps down for a second and begins gasping for air when Sharkticon #7 latches his enormous metal jaws around the neck of Superman. I guess a water victory could have been to much to ask of the new Superman in his first appearance, or perhaps it was just the right place and the right time for lucky (Sharkticon) #7.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Week2: Griffins High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers vs The Syracuse Valley
Griffins High Maintenance Mouthfuls are: The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killer #9 and #10, Blitzkrieg Bat (w/ Blue Lightsaber), and Black Lantern Al Dogg.
The Syracuse Valley is: Godzuky, Venus Demilo, Movie Soundwave, Movie Laserbeak, Black Lantern Squawk Talk, Black Lantern Beast Box, Zombie Overkill, Movie Ravage, Spybug (the Decepticon)Wheelie, and Decepticon #1
The Battle Begins with a familiar tune:
The Robots have all sunk to the bottom and are unable to swim upwards their engines rendered useless by the water. The Black Lanterns find this particularly frustrating (especially since they're somehow black ring powered zombie robots... how does that even work?!) and begin hurling insults on their opponents.
"Everything you ever loved is temporary" shouts beast box. "You're all gonna die down here!"
Black Lantern Al Dog uses his rings powers to create the worlds biggest black lantern tar heroin balloon. If he wasn't already twice dead the dosage would surely kill him... however instead of death the black substance empowers him, he batters the robots into little pieces. His drug fueled rage makes him uncontrollable and he soon turns his fists, cloaked in black energy, against the next available target. Blitzkrieg Bat.
The Battlebeast will have none of this. For the good of his team he is going to remove this dead weight.
"Oh you wanna get hooked? I'll show you hooked you useless junkie." the bat, err robot.. errr armored monster thing screamed and used his wings to propel him towards Al Dog. He drives his right hand hook into Al Dog's mouth like a deep sea fisherman. He Hurls Al Dog at the nearest open pit in the bottom of the level. Al Dogs Flailing body slams into Venus Demilo taking him into the pit with him. No amount of flapping their arms and making "Bloo-Bloop" noises can save them from the suction of the pit.
Helpless Godzuky has been sitting down, watching the violence, stunned by the brutality that has already occurred... The creature from the black lagoon decides it's time to take the big lizard off the table and lines up behind him prepared to push him into the same pit that his teammate was just thrown down. Godzuky realizes his only chance to stop the horrible violence is to use his most powerful ability... the power of flight.
Godzuki uses his wings to fly to the top of the level, the creature from the black lagoon misses him completely but slams into zombie Overkill, severing his head and killing him instantly. His body floating to rest on the pile of transformers who are mangled but still struggling to get back in the fight.
Drawn to the blood, the Opee Sea Killers dive at the corpse of Overkill the proceed to scoop up the body and all the robot parts underneath it. weighing them down forcing them to the bottom of the level.
While the Sea Killers digestive systems make short work of the tangled mass of robot parts, Blitzkreig bat goes on the hunt. The Creature from the black lagoon has distracted Godzuky by blowing bubbles in funny shapes. This is all the distraction the battlebeast needs, he flicks on his lightsaber and dives in for the attack. Godzuky tries with childlike persistence to breathe fire on blitzkrieg bat but he can barely produce smoke even when he's completely dry...
The battlebeast dismembers the last of the Syracuse Valley without issue.
Griffins High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Victorious!
The Syracuse Valley is: Godzuky, Venus Demilo, Movie Soundwave, Movie Laserbeak, Black Lantern Squawk Talk, Black Lantern Beast Box, Zombie Overkill, Movie Ravage, Spybug (the Decepticon)Wheelie, and Decepticon #1
The Battle Begins with a familiar tune:
The Robots have all sunk to the bottom and are unable to swim upwards their engines rendered useless by the water. The Black Lanterns find this particularly frustrating (especially since they're somehow black ring powered zombie robots... how does that even work?!) and begin hurling insults on their opponents.
"Everything you ever loved is temporary" shouts beast box. "You're all gonna die down here!"
Black Lantern Al Dog uses his rings powers to create the worlds biggest black lantern tar heroin balloon. If he wasn't already twice dead the dosage would surely kill him... however instead of death the black substance empowers him, he batters the robots into little pieces. His drug fueled rage makes him uncontrollable and he soon turns his fists, cloaked in black energy, against the next available target. Blitzkrieg Bat.
The Battlebeast will have none of this. For the good of his team he is going to remove this dead weight.
"Oh you wanna get hooked? I'll show you hooked you useless junkie." the bat, err robot.. errr armored monster thing screamed and used his wings to propel him towards Al Dog. He drives his right hand hook into Al Dog's mouth like a deep sea fisherman. He Hurls Al Dog at the nearest open pit in the bottom of the level. Al Dogs Flailing body slams into Venus Demilo taking him into the pit with him. No amount of flapping their arms and making "Bloo-Bloop" noises can save them from the suction of the pit.
Helpless Godzuky has been sitting down, watching the violence, stunned by the brutality that has already occurred... The creature from the black lagoon decides it's time to take the big lizard off the table and lines up behind him prepared to push him into the same pit that his teammate was just thrown down. Godzuky realizes his only chance to stop the horrible violence is to use his most powerful ability... the power of flight.
Godzuki uses his wings to fly to the top of the level, the creature from the black lagoon misses him completely but slams into zombie Overkill, severing his head and killing him instantly. His body floating to rest on the pile of transformers who are mangled but still struggling to get back in the fight.
Drawn to the blood, the Opee Sea Killers dive at the corpse of Overkill the proceed to scoop up the body and all the robot parts underneath it. weighing them down forcing them to the bottom of the level.
While the Sea Killers digestive systems make short work of the tangled mass of robot parts, Blitzkreig bat goes on the hunt. The Creature from the black lagoon has distracted Godzuky by blowing bubbles in funny shapes. This is all the distraction the battlebeast needs, he flicks on his lightsaber and dives in for the attack. Godzuky tries with childlike persistence to breathe fire on blitzkrieg bat but he can barely produce smoke even when he's completely dry...
The battlebeast dismembers the last of the Syracuse Valley without issue.
Griffins High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Victorious!
Due to some unexpected developments, TEAM Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies and/or Logical Genocide Vs. George Washington's Slaves may not be posted until a few hours after the weekly deadline. We apologize, but assure you that if they are posted late, it will not be by much. Sorry for the potential inconveniance.
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Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Right Wing
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Calypso, Tracy Strauss, The Wonder Twins: Zan & Jayna w/ Gleek, & Navy S.E.A.L. #50.
The Right Wing is Poseidon, Kit Fisto, Phibian #11, Magwai #3, & Smurf #3.
Gleek drowns almost instantly, once the match begins; but this shouldn’t be to disheartening for the management of Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve, because up until this point, Gleek had actually never been on the team. I just felt that it wasn’t right to have The Wonder Twins be in without their pet monkey (**NOTE* to Matt*: from this point on, consider Gleek as part of your team, anytime you play either of The Wonder Twins, he will be with them for free *OFFICIAL RULING* (it sure is nice being the commish)). The Smurf drowns almost as quickly as Gleek, and then the match officially begins. The Magwai is replicating at a ridiculous rate as it is completely submersed in water. The balls of fresh magwai are filling up the coral reefed bottom of the setting. Despite their numbers the oxygen tank wearing Navy SEAL begins killing them with his wet suit covered hands almost as quickly as they can be spawned. The SEAL is of course having no problems with the plethora of Magwai, but they are serving to keep him busy. Phibian #11 has no problem swimming up behind the sailor and skewering him with his fishing spear to end his life. Tracy Strauss and Zan are all up on each other like it’s a college kegger, much like they are quite known to be when they are in the locker room. They have basically formed in to one massive, yet far from solid figure. The two beings have such similar powers, that enable them both to manipulate the water that when they combine forces it seems to benefit them both exponentially. Tracy Strauss and Zan are able to manipulate the water both surrounding Tia Dalma and within her captive human body in such a way that basically destroys her human form and unleashes the full power of Calypso that was trapped inside her. This leaves all three of them fairly vulnerable to potential attacks from The Right Wing; but they have protection for the tine being from Zan’s sister Jayna who has taken the form of a Great White Shark. Calypso is not one to talk about her own shortcomings, but even she would admit that her power as a minor goddess alone is not enough to stand toe to toe with the true Greek god of the sea, Poseidon. Calypso and her two water manipulating allies combine their forces and throw everything they can muster at Poseidon. Poseidon seems to be struggling with their powers, but is of course holding his own. For the first time in his long existence Poseidon is actually being pushed back by the very water that he usually dominates. It seems that he is about to be completely consumed by the power of these “lesser beings” until Master Fisto swims up and uses the full power of his force abilities. With Kit Fisto force pushing behind him, Poseidon is able to regain the upper hand in this immense hydro-push that is going on throughout the entire 2-2 Level. Jayna begins swimming over to lend a hand in whatever way she can , but she is slowed down by Phibian #11. The Phibian is an amazing swimmer and a fierce fighter to boot, but in the end slowing down Jayna is all he is really able to accomplish as Jayna uses her razor sharp teeth to rip through the flesh of the genetically enhanced fish-man. Jayna races to the aid of her teammates, even though she is unsure of what she will really be able to do to help once she arrives. Jayna consumes dozens of magwai, and bats away even more with her tail and fins on the way to center of the battle. Jayna turns into a Plesiosaur and uses her tail to smack Kit Fisto across the chest and send him sailing into a group of Cheap Cheaps and squids. Jayna then turns into a swordfish and quickly gets clear of the area while her teammates go back to triple teaming Poseidon. Poseidon sees that although none of these creatures are powerful enough to take him out one by one, that together they do pose a threat. Poseidon focuses his power underneath his feet and creates an enormous earthquake that pulls both Zan and Tracy Strauss underneath the earth. Poseidon continually focuses his power on this until the two water manipulators are pulled so far beneath the surface that they are actually boiled from the extreme heat of the center of The Mushroom Kingdom. Calypso does not fret at the loss of her two teammates, instead she takes advantage of this and focuses all of her power towards Poseidon. Calypso is thinking that this should be plenty to destroy Poseidon, but she quickly realizes that her power is not quite enough to overtake his even when he is weakened by the causing of the massive earthquake. Jayna turns into a Hammerhead Shark and crashes into Poseidon, which for a brief second throws him off balance. Calypso, once more throws all the power she can muster at Poseidon, who regains his composure and attempts to do the same. Both competitors are far to arrogant to ever let up which is how they prove that even gods can tire as they both inevitably fall dead from exhaustion from the amazing show of equality in power. The surviving Red & Gray Cheap Cheaps, as well as all of the squids and magwai simply gather around in awe of the amazing show of power, while Jayna shows up in Great White Shark form once again to make sure that the god of the sea is truly dead. Jayna sees the dead body of the supposed immortal Poseidon, but before she can complete a thought Kit Fisto pops back out from behind some 8-bit coral and puts his water-proof lightsaber into her gut to split her in half down the middle.
Kit Fisto smiles
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Right Wing is Poseidon, Kit Fisto, Phibian #11, Magwai #3, & Smurf #3.
Gleek drowns almost instantly, once the match begins; but this shouldn’t be to disheartening for the management of Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve, because up until this point, Gleek had actually never been on the team. I just felt that it wasn’t right to have The Wonder Twins be in without their pet monkey (**NOTE* to Matt*: from this point on, consider Gleek as part of your team, anytime you play either of The Wonder Twins, he will be with them for free *OFFICIAL RULING* (it sure is nice being the commish)). The Smurf drowns almost as quickly as Gleek, and then the match officially begins. The Magwai is replicating at a ridiculous rate as it is completely submersed in water. The balls of fresh magwai are filling up the coral reefed bottom of the setting. Despite their numbers the oxygen tank wearing Navy SEAL begins killing them with his wet suit covered hands almost as quickly as they can be spawned. The SEAL is of course having no problems with the plethora of Magwai, but they are serving to keep him busy. Phibian #11 has no problem swimming up behind the sailor and skewering him with his fishing spear to end his life. Tracy Strauss and Zan are all up on each other like it’s a college kegger, much like they are quite known to be when they are in the locker room. They have basically formed in to one massive, yet far from solid figure. The two beings have such similar powers, that enable them both to manipulate the water that when they combine forces it seems to benefit them both exponentially. Tracy Strauss and Zan are able to manipulate the water both surrounding Tia Dalma and within her captive human body in such a way that basically destroys her human form and unleashes the full power of Calypso that was trapped inside her. This leaves all three of them fairly vulnerable to potential attacks from The Right Wing; but they have protection for the tine being from Zan’s sister Jayna who has taken the form of a Great White Shark. Calypso is not one to talk about her own shortcomings, but even she would admit that her power as a minor goddess alone is not enough to stand toe to toe with the true Greek god of the sea, Poseidon. Calypso and her two water manipulating allies combine their forces and throw everything they can muster at Poseidon. Poseidon seems to be struggling with their powers, but is of course holding his own. For the first time in his long existence Poseidon is actually being pushed back by the very water that he usually dominates. It seems that he is about to be completely consumed by the power of these “lesser beings” until Master Fisto swims up and uses the full power of his force abilities. With Kit Fisto force pushing behind him, Poseidon is able to regain the upper hand in this immense hydro-push that is going on throughout the entire 2-2 Level. Jayna begins swimming over to lend a hand in whatever way she can , but she is slowed down by Phibian #11. The Phibian is an amazing swimmer and a fierce fighter to boot, but in the end slowing down Jayna is all he is really able to accomplish as Jayna uses her razor sharp teeth to rip through the flesh of the genetically enhanced fish-man. Jayna races to the aid of her teammates, even though she is unsure of what she will really be able to do to help once she arrives. Jayna consumes dozens of magwai, and bats away even more with her tail and fins on the way to center of the battle. Jayna turns into a Plesiosaur and uses her tail to smack Kit Fisto across the chest and send him sailing into a group of Cheap Cheaps and squids. Jayna then turns into a swordfish and quickly gets clear of the area while her teammates go back to triple teaming Poseidon. Poseidon sees that although none of these creatures are powerful enough to take him out one by one, that together they do pose a threat. Poseidon focuses his power underneath his feet and creates an enormous earthquake that pulls both Zan and Tracy Strauss underneath the earth. Poseidon continually focuses his power on this until the two water manipulators are pulled so far beneath the surface that they are actually boiled from the extreme heat of the center of The Mushroom Kingdom. Calypso does not fret at the loss of her two teammates, instead she takes advantage of this and focuses all of her power towards Poseidon. Calypso is thinking that this should be plenty to destroy Poseidon, but she quickly realizes that her power is not quite enough to overtake his even when he is weakened by the causing of the massive earthquake. Jayna turns into a Hammerhead Shark and crashes into Poseidon, which for a brief second throws him off balance. Calypso, once more throws all the power she can muster at Poseidon, who regains his composure and attempts to do the same. Both competitors are far to arrogant to ever let up which is how they prove that even gods can tire as they both inevitably fall dead from exhaustion from the amazing show of equality in power. The surviving Red & Gray Cheap Cheaps, as well as all of the squids and magwai simply gather around in awe of the amazing show of power, while Jayna shows up in Great White Shark form once again to make sure that the god of the sea is truly dead. Jayna sees the dead body of the supposed immortal Poseidon, but before she can complete a thought Kit Fisto pops back out from behind some 8-bit coral and puts his water-proof lightsaber into her gut to split her in half down the middle.
Kit Fisto smiles
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
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