George Washington’s Slaves Vs Logical Genocide

George Washington’s Slaves are..
Captain Crunch with his little boat, Tony the Tiger, Spongebob Squarepants, Air Bud, Fidel Castro,Sgt. Slaughter , Frank Martin in a Swift Boat (The Transporter), Bebop & Rocksteady in a hovercraft

Logical Genocide Is ..
Mera w/ red ring, Black Lantern Sinestro, Merve the Gremlin, Cody Jones

The Members of logical genocide fall through portals in the sky above World 2-2.

3 Minutes later Cody Jones’s lifeless body floats to the surface after being drowned by a white squid.

Black Lantern Sinestro: well, no point in letting that delicious heart go to waste.

Black lantern Sinestro rips Cody’s heart out and begins to casually eat it like an apple, as he fly’s above the water scanning for his enemy.

MEANWHIALE

Frank Martin transports his team in his swift boat to their pre determent staging area. Which is just captain crunch’s boat and a hovercraft tied to a buoy.

Frank Martin: Alright boys here’s the plan, Pig, Rhino you guys take the hover craft and come in from the east. Cap’n you move in from the west with the tiger and the gay sponge. While the flying zombie, and red fish lady are busy with you guys, Old Yeller, Army Guy, Castro and I will cruise up and finish them off with the swift boat.

WHISTLE BLOWING!

Sgt. Slaughter: HOLD UP YOU LITTLE PUKE! I DON”T REMEMBER ANYONE PUTTING YOU FANCY A** IN CHANGE!

Bebop: yea and I am a Humanoid Warthog not a pig.

Rocksteady: your generalizations are offensive.

Spongebob: I thought he was pretty spot on.

Fidel Castro: He got my name right.

Sgt. Slaughter: I have seen combat many times before AND THAT’S WHY we are gana do it MY WAY, THE ONLY WAY, THE SGT SLAUGHTER WAY!

Captain Crunch: Come on guys the fights out there, Lets just go with Bruce Willis’s plan.

Sgt Slaughter smacks Captain Crunch across the face.

Sgt. Slaughter: BRUCE WILLIS IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE NOT A DIRTY FOREIGNER!

Frank Martin: Dirty Foreigner?

SUDDENLY! Black lantern Sinestro and (basically) Red Lantern Mera burst out of the water . Sinestro thrusts his hands into the chests of captain crunch and sponge bob, and then head butts his way through tony the tigers rib cage to gain access to his juicy still beating heart. As Sinestro gorges himself on the 3 hearts he notices the sponge is still alive

Sponge bob: AWWWW Barnacles, you’ve ruined my favorite shirt. Patrick is gana make you pay for this…. Maybe.

Sinestro moves in to finish of the spunky homosexual but is grabbed at the ankles by Bebop and then grabbed by Rocksteady at the neck. The two mutants are rather surprised at how much effort it takes to rip the half rotten corpse in half but they manage to get the job done. Mera swoops in with air bud shish ka bobed to her trident, and heaves here weapon (dog and all) into bebop’s head. She then grabs rock steady by the wrists and vomits her corrosive blood all over him, completely incinerating his body. Mera is then hit with a thumping heel kick. Frank Martin Is about to tear this b***h a new a**hole. Or so he thinks. Frank throws and lands a series of vicious combinations, but Mera needs only on hit to literally blow his brain out his a**hole. Mera now sets here sights on Sgt. Slaughter, she charges him screaming at the top of her lungs ready to rip him limb from limb. Little does she know that that old vet still has some killing left to do. Sgt slaughter easily side steps Mera, locks in the cobra clutch, and whispers “YOUR DISMISSED” as he snaps her neck like a twig.

Fidel Castro walks up smoking his cigar.

Sgt. Slaughter: Nice of you to show your PRETTY LITTLE COMMIE FACE after the fight’s OVER!

Fidel Castro: its not over. There are like 40,000 gremlins just popping up out of the water.

Sgt. Slaughter: Well don’t just stand around, THESE BABYS ARNT GANA BREAK THEIR OWN NECKS! GET TO WORK MAGGOT.

As Sgt Slaughter begins the tedious job of killing all the gremlins Fidel Castro pokes holes in the gas tanks of the swift boat and hover craft, lights a match, and sets the sea of gremlins ablaze along with sponge bob and Sgt Slaughter.


George Washington’s Slaves are victorious!

Logical Genocide: ALL DEAD

George Washington’s Slaves: Fidel Castro survives