Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Tyrone (Designated Leader), Wolverine and Black Dragon #14.
Alice’s Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (Designated Leader), Carlos Olivera, and Ewok #47.
A thunderstorm has rolled in and is soaking the grass covered battlefield. The thick black clouds blot out the moon and the stars alike. The only light that is offered comes from the bolts of lightning that cracks through the cold night sky. The rain is pouring down so hard, its making it difficult to even see one’s own hand in front of its face. Designated Leader, Tyrone, confidently walks out onto the drenched battlefield, followed closely by Wolverine. Tyrone is then hit right in his big moose nose by a flying rock. This causes the Backyardigan great pain, but does not put him down. “Che womok! Bont nub paamuk!” is heard faintly in the distance. Wolverine uses his keen sense of smell recognized the scent signature of their assailant. “Ewok. This should be easy,” growls Wolverine, as he extrudes his claws. “No, Logan. I’m handling this one. It’s about time I show the Commissioners of the F.F.L. that the Backyardigans are more than a bunch of preschool babies,” replies an angry and focused Tyrone. Alice’s Wonder Team finally reveals themselves, as Carlos Olivera starts riddling Wolverine with bullets. This only sends Wolverine into one of his berserker rages. He leaps through the air, tackling Carlos. He then proceeds to utterly eviscerate the combatant, showing that he truly is “the best at what he does.” Carlos Olivera is now the first participant to be completely eliminated from Fantasy Fantasy League. Extinction Alice then, from behind, drives her two kukri knives deep into the back of Wolverine. Alice tries to use her mental powers to take over Wolverine’s mind, but that is easier said than done. This is due to high level psionic shields implanted by Professor Charles Xavier; Wolverine's mind is highly resistant to telepathic assault and probing. “Nice try, honey. But you’re just not powerful enough to get into this mind,” says Wolverine. Alice then starts attacking him with a flurry of kicks and thrusts from her knives. Wolverine blocks the kicks and catches the kukri knives between his claws. And with a flick of his wrists, cuts her knives into several pieces. A massive lightning bolt lights up the night sky, revealing the last member of B3 to Alice. Black Dragon #14 has been flying overhead waiting for its moment to strike. Now knowing that she will not be able to control Logan’s mind, she attempts to tap into the dragon’s animalistic mind. This too proves difficult to the Wonder Team’s leader, but she eventually succeeds. However this causes her to loose focus on her battle with Wolverine, who uses this distraction to his advantage. He impales Extinction Alice with his claws, actually lifting her up off of her feet. He tosses her down to the ground, leaving her to bleed out. This proves to be a costly mistake. Alice stays alive long enough to control Black Dragon #14 and direct it to attack the X-Man. The dragon dive bombs through the pouring rain towards its own teammate. It sprays Wolverine with acid, but wasn’t able to cover him completely with the corrosive liquid. Wolverine falls to the ground, writhing in pain as the acid eats away at the flesh on his left arm, both legs and the bottom half of his abdomen. The dragon swoops high up into the clouds to make another pass at Wolverine. Tyrone runs up and puts and end to this attack by slamming a big rock onto Extinction Alice’s skull. “That certainly was convenient!” exclaims Tyrone. “Thhhannnnkssss….. littttttle….budddyy,” Wolverine says before passing out from the pain. Luckily for him, the torrential downpour washes the acid away, which allows his healing factor to kick into overdrive. Tyrone now turns his attention the final member of Alice’s Wonder Team, Ewok #447. “By the end of this night, everyone will bear witness to the power of the Backyardigans,” shouts Tyrone. “Ooloo, ooloo. Meechoo e s’eesht weechu con thuks,” replies Ewok #47. The Ewok launches rock after rock at Tyrone, but he evades ever last one of them. Thunder rolls through the sky as lightning rocks the earth beneath the combatants’ feet. The Ewok then picks up his spear, readying himself for the charging Backyardigan. He jabs the spear at Tyrone, but it gets caught in Tyrone’s antlers. Splinters fly through the air as the spear snaps in half from Tyrone quickly jerking his head. Tyrone head butts Ewok #47 as hard as he can, knocking the fur ball to the ground. Ewok #47 pulls bolas from the pouch that is slung around his shoulder. He whips them into the air, ensnaring the charging Tyrone’s legs, sending him splashing into a muddy puddle. Tyrone picks his face up out of the muddy water and spits some blood out of his mouth. He hears the Ewok running at him through the rain. Tyrone mule kicks him with his bound legs. He then grabs the broken spear and cuts the bolas rope, freeing himself. He goes to leap on top of the soaked Ewok, but is pelted in the eyes with some mud that the Ewok flung at him. He wipes the mud from his eyes and races towards Ewok #47, who is charging as well. They trade blows back and forth. Blood mixes with the falling rain at it flies from both fighters. The Ewok grabs Tyrone’s antlers and delivers a vicious front knee strike to the moose’s face. Ewok #47 then jumps onto the fallen Tyrone’s back and holds his face down in a puddle by his antlers. Tyrone’s arms and legs are flaying, trying to break free. He manages to get a hold of the broken spear and stabs the Ewok in the side with it. This causes the Ewok to break his hold on the Backyardigan. Tyrone coughs up some blood and water from his lungs. “Acha, dee fratta choo doo. Yub yub,” says Ewok #47. Black Dragon #14 lands with a mighty stomp by the Ewok, smelling blood and a tasty snack. “NO! Back away! He’s mine!” orders Tyrone, ash he picks himself back up onto his feet. Tyrone grabs the spear out from the Ewok’s side and says “Maybe this will show the Commissioners what a preschool animal is capable of doing.” He raises spear which is already dripping with blood, plunging it deep into Ewok #47’s heart, ending this epic confrontation. “Ya done good kid, says Wolverine as he limps his way over to Tyrone and Black Dragon #14. "That was an excellent grassland adventure, don't you think?" asks Tyrone as he and Wolverine both climb upon the dragon and fly off victorious in their season finale.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Thursday, May 1, 2008
First of May (NSFW)
This is a song by Jonathan Coulton about welcoming in spring by getting outside. If you want to check him out, search for his podcast in iTunes. Or if you want, his site is www.jonathancoulton.com
Caution: This video is not safe for work, but really, aren't those the best? :)
-Fizz
Caution: This video is not safe for work, but really, aren't those the best? :)
-Fizz
NEW PHOTO LEAKED!
New photos of members of Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos recently have been released. Are these co-leaders getting too close? Or are their intentions being misunderstood? Either way, this controversy is just another issue arising just weeks before the first ever FFL Playoffs begin. What else will surface in the coming days? Stay close for further updates.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
This Week...
Week 10: Grassland
Points: 75 (Yes, only 75 points!)
Conference Week
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Legion of Doom
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Team Fred Vs. Reign Supremacy
The Untouchables Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
The Outsiders Vs. TEAM
Points: 75 (Yes, only 75 points!)
Conference Week
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Legion of Doom
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Team Fred Vs. Reign Supremacy
The Untouchables Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
The Outsiders Vs. TEAM
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
George Washington's Slaves are Jason Bourne, Martian Manhunter, Arisia, Duncan Idaho #7, Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Spongebob Squarepants, Fidel Castro, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny (from I, Robot), Cthulhu, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Screech Powers, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, and Jesse Spano.
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Hydro-Man, Howard the Duck, Ewok #4 and Marines #1-31.
George Washington’s Slaves are teleported into the water. Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, and Robert E. Lee all are dragged underwater and are drowned by some unseen being. The Marines on the Fighting Murderflies have managed to take control of a small island, along with Howard the Duck and Ewok #4. This appears to be their entire team. Spongebob Squarepants and Fidel Castro are then dragged down as well. Martian Manhunter uses his telepath to see the being that is causing such havoc. He is able to get a lock on Hydro-Man, who he forces to reconstitute himself, allowing Arisia to contain him in a green bubble of energy. She launches it deep into space, killing him. The Marines begin shooting at the oncoming attack by Jason Bourne, Duncan Idaho #7, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny, and the gang from Saved by the Bell. The take out Screech, Jesse and Jimmy Neutron, but lose Marines #3 and 17 in the process. Jason Bourne then eliminates Marines #9, 23, 25 and 30 single handedly. A.C. Slater and Lisa Turtle fall from the suppressing gunfire. Sunny is able to kill Marines #4 and 5, even though it goes against one of the Three Robot Laws. George Washington’s Slaves secret weapons burst from the water revealing itself. Cthulhu lays waste to the remaining Marines with very little effort. Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski double-team Ewok #4, smashing it with some coconuts. Afterwards they do that stupid high five they would do on the beach episodes when they played volleyball. Howard the Duck realizes that he is the only one left on his team and decides to retreat.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Hydro-Man, Howard the Duck, Ewok #4 and Marines #1-31.
George Washington’s Slaves are teleported into the water. Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, and Robert E. Lee all are dragged underwater and are drowned by some unseen being. The Marines on the Fighting Murderflies have managed to take control of a small island, along with Howard the Duck and Ewok #4. This appears to be their entire team. Spongebob Squarepants and Fidel Castro are then dragged down as well. Martian Manhunter uses his telepath to see the being that is causing such havoc. He is able to get a lock on Hydro-Man, who he forces to reconstitute himself, allowing Arisia to contain him in a green bubble of energy. She launches it deep into space, killing him. The Marines begin shooting at the oncoming attack by Jason Bourne, Duncan Idaho #7, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny, and the gang from Saved by the Bell. The take out Screech, Jesse and Jimmy Neutron, but lose Marines #3 and 17 in the process. Jason Bourne then eliminates Marines #9, 23, 25 and 30 single handedly. A.C. Slater and Lisa Turtle fall from the suppressing gunfire. Sunny is able to kill Marines #4 and 5, even though it goes against one of the Three Robot Laws. George Washington’s Slaves secret weapons burst from the water revealing itself. Cthulhu lays waste to the remaining Marines with very little effort. Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski double-team Ewok #4, smashing it with some coconuts. Afterwards they do that stupid high five they would do on the beach episodes when they played volleyball. Howard the Duck realizes that he is the only one left on his team and decides to retreat.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Match of the Week: Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Team
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches are Pablo (designated leader), Mer-Man, Trident, Krypto, & Sharkticon #1-10.
Team is Superman (designated leader), Godzilla, Sharkticon #47-50, Seapray, Emerald Weapon, Phibian #1 & 2, Jack Lalane, & Mr. Crabs.
Pablo the penguin decides that since the Backyardigan's enforcer Darth Vader is not present at this battle, he is not going to be able to simply instruct the team but that he must lead by example, but not before he reminds his team of what they must do to hold off Superman. He swims up to Mr. Crabs which then sparks what will forever be known as "the greatest fight that nobody will ever care about". Pablo and Mr. Crabs at first dodge each others attacks but once Mr. Crabs goes in for the kill and misses with his claw it opens him up to be brutally pecked to death by the Backyardigan Penguin. Jack Lalane is actually forced to cut short his yawn to grab Pablo and break his neck. The 10 Sharkticons move against the 4 Sharkticons and Seaspray but since the Sharkticons strength lies primarily in their ability to swarm and outnumber an opponent the Autobot and the smaller Sharkticon squad put up not much of a fight as they rip the outnumbered Transformers apart just as they were created to do on their way to the bigger threat of Godzilla. Krypto dives underneath the water and along with his teammate the self-proclaimed perfect speciman Trident they attack Emerald Weapon. Emerald Weapon attempts to blast the 2 incoming attackers with his shoulder mounted cannons but Trident is able to dodge his blasts while Krypto is able to avoid any major hits and rolls with some of the smaller scrapes that he is dealt. Krypto then swims right into the shoulders of the Emerald Weapon to disable its attack while Trident uses his mighty 3 pronged weapon of the same name to stab the Emerald Weapon and destroy it. In a somewhat evenly matched fight the the 2 Phibians work togeather to try to defeat Mer-Man. They stab at Mer-Man with their spears but he grabs the spear of Phibian #1 and pulls him in close to cut off his head with his sword made of crustaceans and then uses the spear to stab Phibian #2 in the heart. The 10 Sharkticons swarm the larger Godzilla but Godzilla fights back. The giant monster starts killing the Sharkticons off one by one but becomes severely weakened as his reptile skin is pretty vulnerable to the razor sharp giant metal teeth of the Quintasson's basically brainless yet ruthless creations. The powerfull Godzilla with a combination of his firey breath and powerfull appendages kills all but 2 of the Sharkticons before they finish him off, but although they are victorious they do not survive for much longer as Superman flies in to melt Sharkticon #3 with an intense dose of heat vision and to punch the head of Sharticon #9 right off. Superman met with his head coach the Oracle just before the match and she instructed him about as plainly as she ever speaks. She told him that he would face opponents who would feel much more at home in this particular setting than he would but despite that slight disadvantage they would still be more than beatable for the Man of Steel. She told him that his skills and ability were in no way in question but that victory for their team was because a choice was going to be laid before him that only he could make. She reminded him that it was choice that made him a hero instead of a villain and choice that made him a leader instead of a follower and that he should rely on his own ability to distinguish what is right and wrong and whether or not his values can be twisted to help the cause of their team. The last son of Krypton had basically put this strange conversation out of his mind as he begins racing toward the water's surface faster than a speeding bullet to dive in and do battle with foes that he views as not even close to his caliber. Before he goes head first into the water he uses his X-ray vision to peer deep below the water's surface in an attempt to see what he is getting into when he notices his own dog Krypto, who has been put into a net by his own 2 evil teammates just as the Ruthless head coach Hanibal of Crete and the evil Backyardigans had planned. Krypto can sustain the rigors of water for quite a while but he cannot hold his breath forever which is why the poor dog is struggling to get free of his watery prison. Trident and Mer-Man seem to be actually enjoying the Micheal Vick-like torture of their own teammate as Superman uses his super hearing to barely make out Trident yelling that if he wants his dog to live he had better retreat. At this point it doesn't matter that he is the Man of Steel, what matters is that Krypto is man's best friend which is why Superman makes the choice he does and retreats, grabbing Jack Lalane on his way out and allowing Krypto to swim back up to the surface after Trident and Mer-Man let him go for some much needed oxygen.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team is Superman (designated leader), Godzilla, Sharkticon #47-50, Seapray, Emerald Weapon, Phibian #1 & 2, Jack Lalane, & Mr. Crabs.
Pablo the penguin decides that since the Backyardigan's enforcer Darth Vader is not present at this battle, he is not going to be able to simply instruct the team but that he must lead by example, but not before he reminds his team of what they must do to hold off Superman. He swims up to Mr. Crabs which then sparks what will forever be known as "the greatest fight that nobody will ever care about". Pablo and Mr. Crabs at first dodge each others attacks but once Mr. Crabs goes in for the kill and misses with his claw it opens him up to be brutally pecked to death by the Backyardigan Penguin. Jack Lalane is actually forced to cut short his yawn to grab Pablo and break his neck. The 10 Sharkticons move against the 4 Sharkticons and Seaspray but since the Sharkticons strength lies primarily in their ability to swarm and outnumber an opponent the Autobot and the smaller Sharkticon squad put up not much of a fight as they rip the outnumbered Transformers apart just as they were created to do on their way to the bigger threat of Godzilla. Krypto dives underneath the water and along with his teammate the self-proclaimed perfect speciman Trident they attack Emerald Weapon. Emerald Weapon attempts to blast the 2 incoming attackers with his shoulder mounted cannons but Trident is able to dodge his blasts while Krypto is able to avoid any major hits and rolls with some of the smaller scrapes that he is dealt. Krypto then swims right into the shoulders of the Emerald Weapon to disable its attack while Trident uses his mighty 3 pronged weapon of the same name to stab the Emerald Weapon and destroy it. In a somewhat evenly matched fight the the 2 Phibians work togeather to try to defeat Mer-Man. They stab at Mer-Man with their spears but he grabs the spear of Phibian #1 and pulls him in close to cut off his head with his sword made of crustaceans and then uses the spear to stab Phibian #2 in the heart. The 10 Sharkticons swarm the larger Godzilla but Godzilla fights back. The giant monster starts killing the Sharkticons off one by one but becomes severely weakened as his reptile skin is pretty vulnerable to the razor sharp giant metal teeth of the Quintasson's basically brainless yet ruthless creations. The powerfull Godzilla with a combination of his firey breath and powerfull appendages kills all but 2 of the Sharkticons before they finish him off, but although they are victorious they do not survive for much longer as Superman flies in to melt Sharkticon #3 with an intense dose of heat vision and to punch the head of Sharticon #9 right off. Superman met with his head coach the Oracle just before the match and she instructed him about as plainly as she ever speaks. She told him that he would face opponents who would feel much more at home in this particular setting than he would but despite that slight disadvantage they would still be more than beatable for the Man of Steel. She told him that his skills and ability were in no way in question but that victory for their team was because a choice was going to be laid before him that only he could make. She reminded him that it was choice that made him a hero instead of a villain and choice that made him a leader instead of a follower and that he should rely on his own ability to distinguish what is right and wrong and whether or not his values can be twisted to help the cause of their team. The last son of Krypton had basically put this strange conversation out of his mind as he begins racing toward the water's surface faster than a speeding bullet to dive in and do battle with foes that he views as not even close to his caliber. Before he goes head first into the water he uses his X-ray vision to peer deep below the water's surface in an attempt to see what he is getting into when he notices his own dog Krypto, who has been put into a net by his own 2 evil teammates just as the Ruthless head coach Hanibal of Crete and the evil Backyardigans had planned. Krypto can sustain the rigors of water for quite a while but he cannot hold his breath forever which is why the poor dog is struggling to get free of his watery prison. Trident and Mer-Man seem to be actually enjoying the Micheal Vick-like torture of their own teammate as Superman uses his super hearing to barely make out Trident yelling that if he wants his dog to live he had better retreat. At this point it doesn't matter that he is the Man of Steel, what matters is that Krypto is man's best friend which is why Superman makes the choice he does and retreats, grabbing Jack Lalane on his way out and allowing Krypto to swim back up to the surface after Trident and Mer-Man let him go for some much needed oxygen.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Legion of Doom
Hannah Montana and... is Dave Bowman, Qui Gon Jinn, Agamenon and Juno, Bizarro Superman, Swimmell, Capt. Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, Gungans #1-12, Creature from the Black Lagoon (Gil-Man), and Clone Trooper #100.
Legion of Doom is Weapon Omega, the Kraken, Ewok #50, and Atreides Soldiers #11-40.
Most of the Commandos have positioned themselves on top of Agamemnon and Juno’s Submarine-like Cymek bodies. The Gungans, Swimmell and Gil-Man all are in the water ready and waiting for battle. The clear skies are lit by millions of stars, which are reflecting off of the strangely calm waters. With a mighty eruption, Legion of Doom’s forces make their presence known. The Kraken wraps several of its tentacles around Juno and crushes her beyond repair. Many more of the Kraken’s tentacles attack and kill Swimmell, and Clone Trooper #100. Bizarro Superman flies in to attack the monstrous sea creature, but is blasted by Weapon Omega. Agamemnon starts firing all his weapons at Legion of Doom. He obliterates Atreides Soldiers #11-18. Weapon Omega blasts Bizarro repeatedly, but Bizarro powers through the attack and punches a hole in the Canadian’s chest. Captain Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, and the Gungans are then swarmed by the remaining 22 Atreides Soldiers underwater. Captain Tarpals is triple-teamed by Atreides Soldiers #23, 26 and 28, and is killed. But not before he takes down #26. The Gungans manage to kill Atreides Soldiers #33, 35, 38 and 40, but are ultimately no match for the Caladan born Atreides Soldiers. Jar Jar is about to be killed as well, when Gil-Man swims down and takes out Atreides Soldiers #19, 20, and 24. The rescue proves to be only temporarily, as the outnumbered Jar Jar and Creature from the Black Lagoon are killed by the surviving Atreides Soldiers. Agamemnon is now concentrating all his firepower on the Kraken. Bizarro Superman is using his freeze vision to freeze off tentacles as well. This is injuring the monster, but it’s not enough to finish it off. Qui Gon Jinn then makes the ultimate sacrifice by leaping right into the Kraken’s massive mouth, with his lightsaber drawn. With a loud shriek, the Kraken flails violently in the water as Qui Gon cuts through its insides. The Kraken finally falls deep down into the water, taking the Jedi Master with it. Bizarro Superman sees what appears to be a wet stuffed animal floating in the water. He flies down and scoops it up. It ends up being the body of Ewok #50, who must have been killed earlier during the heavy battle. The Atreides Soldiers begin to advance, but Dave Bowman appears and knows that his team will slaughter the soldiers. In a display of compassion, he teleports the remaining Atreides Soldiers far away, forcing their retreat.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Legion of Doom is Weapon Omega, the Kraken, Ewok #50, and Atreides Soldiers #11-40.
Most of the Commandos have positioned themselves on top of Agamemnon and Juno’s Submarine-like Cymek bodies. The Gungans, Swimmell and Gil-Man all are in the water ready and waiting for battle. The clear skies are lit by millions of stars, which are reflecting off of the strangely calm waters. With a mighty eruption, Legion of Doom’s forces make their presence known. The Kraken wraps several of its tentacles around Juno and crushes her beyond repair. Many more of the Kraken’s tentacles attack and kill Swimmell, and Clone Trooper #100. Bizarro Superman flies in to attack the monstrous sea creature, but is blasted by Weapon Omega. Agamemnon starts firing all his weapons at Legion of Doom. He obliterates Atreides Soldiers #11-18. Weapon Omega blasts Bizarro repeatedly, but Bizarro powers through the attack and punches a hole in the Canadian’s chest. Captain Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, and the Gungans are then swarmed by the remaining 22 Atreides Soldiers underwater. Captain Tarpals is triple-teamed by Atreides Soldiers #23, 26 and 28, and is killed. But not before he takes down #26. The Gungans manage to kill Atreides Soldiers #33, 35, 38 and 40, but are ultimately no match for the Caladan born Atreides Soldiers. Jar Jar is about to be killed as well, when Gil-Man swims down and takes out Atreides Soldiers #19, 20, and 24. The rescue proves to be only temporarily, as the outnumbered Jar Jar and Creature from the Black Lagoon are killed by the surviving Atreides Soldiers. Agamemnon is now concentrating all his firepower on the Kraken. Bizarro Superman is using his freeze vision to freeze off tentacles as well. This is injuring the monster, but it’s not enough to finish it off. Qui Gon Jinn then makes the ultimate sacrifice by leaping right into the Kraken’s massive mouth, with his lightsaber drawn. With a loud shriek, the Kraken flails violently in the water as Qui Gon cuts through its insides. The Kraken finally falls deep down into the water, taking the Jedi Master with it. Bizarro Superman sees what appears to be a wet stuffed animal floating in the water. He flies down and scoops it up. It ends up being the body of Ewok #50, who must have been killed earlier during the heavy battle. The Atreides Soldiers begin to advance, but Dave Bowman appears and knows that his team will slaughter the soldiers. In a display of compassion, he teleports the remaining Atreides Soldiers far away, forcing their retreat.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You is Aquaman, Aqualad, Green Lantern, N.S.-5 #1-15, & Dozer #4 & 6.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Alan Scott, Jaws the Shark, The Lochness Monster, The Sando Aqua Monster, Obi Wan Kenobi, Skyfire, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, John Mclaine, & Astro Jetson.
As they are all dropped from the sky Alan Scott grabs the members of Napoleon's Brigade that are not sea creatures and puts them into Skyfire. Skyfire then lands on the small island which is barely big enough for him and lets the team out. Obi Wan says to John Mclaine "this match should go well, I've seen one of those Naboo Sea creatures in action before and I know what they can do. We would be best to just stay up here and let it do the dirty work for us". Mclaine replies with "No F#%^g S%&t man, did you see the size of the f*&#g tank they keep that f$%^g thing in in the God D#$n locker room, that thing could eat Arnold Schwarnzneger (sorry no spell check)". The team then sees a rippling effect moving through the water at them at an amazing speed and then they notice Aquaman's head stick out of the water. Wonder Woman, who has obviousely been hanging out with John Mclaine way to much yells "Holy F*&$g S$#t, they have Aquaman: RETREAT"! Her sidekick Wonder Girl looks up at her and says "retreat are you crazy" Wonder Woman yells "trust me" as Sky Fire transforms and She and Wonder Girl along with the confused and reluctant Obi Wan, Mclaine, & Astro climb in while Alan Scott flies next to them. Wonder Woman who has worked with Aquaman many times in her years with The Justice League had to explain to them that Aquaman has the power to control any sea creature and that they were not only about to be attacked by every member of Better Than All of You but also by their own supposed teammates: Jaws, The Lochness Monster, & the giant Sando Aqua Monster. They finally understand and except her decision as Aquaman and his team celebrate & enjoy the fact that they just achieved a victory without the death of anybody on either side.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Alan Scott, Jaws the Shark, The Lochness Monster, The Sando Aqua Monster, Obi Wan Kenobi, Skyfire, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, John Mclaine, & Astro Jetson.
As they are all dropped from the sky Alan Scott grabs the members of Napoleon's Brigade that are not sea creatures and puts them into Skyfire. Skyfire then lands on the small island which is barely big enough for him and lets the team out. Obi Wan says to John Mclaine "this match should go well, I've seen one of those Naboo Sea creatures in action before and I know what they can do. We would be best to just stay up here and let it do the dirty work for us". Mclaine replies with "No F#%^g S%&t man, did you see the size of the f*&#g tank they keep that f$%^g thing in in the God D#$n locker room, that thing could eat Arnold Schwarnzneger (sorry no spell check)". The team then sees a rippling effect moving through the water at them at an amazing speed and then they notice Aquaman's head stick out of the water. Wonder Woman, who has obviousely been hanging out with John Mclaine way to much yells "Holy F*&$g S$#t, they have Aquaman: RETREAT"! Her sidekick Wonder Girl looks up at her and says "retreat are you crazy" Wonder Woman yells "trust me" as Sky Fire transforms and She and Wonder Girl along with the confused and reluctant Obi Wan, Mclaine, & Astro climb in while Alan Scott flies next to them. Wonder Woman who has worked with Aquaman many times in her years with The Justice League had to explain to them that Aquaman has the power to control any sea creature and that they were not only about to be attacked by every member of Better Than All of You but also by their own supposed teammates: Jaws, The Lochness Monster, & the giant Sando Aqua Monster. They finally understand and except her decision as Aquaman and his team celebrate & enjoy the fact that they just achieved a victory without the death of anybody on either side.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley
The Right Wing is Poseidon, Kit Fisto, Ariel, Phibians #11-16, Mikhail Bakunin, Scrappy Doo, Jedi Knights #16 & 17, Silver Surfer, and Nick Houslander.
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, The Battletoads: Rash, Pimple, & Zit, Goomba #1, Xenomorphs #85-90 and Navy Sailors #60-71.
The Syracuse Valley is teleported into battle. They start firing on The Right Wing, who is already in the water. Before splashing down, Master Chief and the twelve Navy Sailors shoot Scrappy Doo and Phibians #15 and 16. The Jedi Knights deflect most of the oncoming blasts with their lightsabers. Once he hits the water, Master Chief struggles to stay afloat. Poseidon launches his trident at Master Chief and impales him as he begins to sink. Nick Houslander throws his razor-sharp Aerobie (which he brought specifically for this mission) as hard as he can. It zips through the air, slicing through Navy Sailor #69 as it continues to travel up into the night sky. It arcs back down relieving Zit of his head. Nick catches it without touching the sharp sides. Goomba #1 sinks to his doom, just like in the video games. The Valley’s six Xenomorphs turn the water red with blood as they rip through the ranks of The Right Wing. They kill all four remaining Phibians and Mikhail Bakunin, but lose Xenomorphs #86, 89, and 90 in the attack. Ariel swims circles around the Navy Sailors, stabbing Sailors #61, 63, 67, and 70 with her dinglehoppers she found earlier. Rash and Pimple uses their surfboards; and try to gain some momentum from some waves, but Silver Surfer flies by, blasting them both away showing them who truly ruled the surf. Kit Fisto leads Jedi Knights #16 and 17 against the Xenomorphs to finish them off. Kit uses his specially created lightsaber to cut Xenomorph #88 in half. The Knights use the Force to crush Xenomorphs #85 and 87. The final seven Sailors of The Syracuse Valley are then confronted with the awesome might of Poseidon. The god gives them a choice; flee now or perish. He shows them a sample of his power by creating a giant tidal wave that approaches behind them. Knowing they are greatly outmatched the Navy Sailors retreat.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, The Battletoads: Rash, Pimple, & Zit, Goomba #1, Xenomorphs #85-90 and Navy Sailors #60-71.
The Syracuse Valley is teleported into battle. They start firing on The Right Wing, who is already in the water. Before splashing down, Master Chief and the twelve Navy Sailors shoot Scrappy Doo and Phibians #15 and 16. The Jedi Knights deflect most of the oncoming blasts with their lightsabers. Once he hits the water, Master Chief struggles to stay afloat. Poseidon launches his trident at Master Chief and impales him as he begins to sink. Nick Houslander throws his razor-sharp Aerobie (which he brought specifically for this mission) as hard as he can. It zips through the air, slicing through Navy Sailor #69 as it continues to travel up into the night sky. It arcs back down relieving Zit of his head. Nick catches it without touching the sharp sides. Goomba #1 sinks to his doom, just like in the video games. The Valley’s six Xenomorphs turn the water red with blood as they rip through the ranks of The Right Wing. They kill all four remaining Phibians and Mikhail Bakunin, but lose Xenomorphs #86, 89, and 90 in the attack. Ariel swims circles around the Navy Sailors, stabbing Sailors #61, 63, 67, and 70 with her dinglehoppers she found earlier. Rash and Pimple uses their surfboards; and try to gain some momentum from some waves, but Silver Surfer flies by, blasting them both away showing them who truly ruled the surf. Kit Fisto leads Jedi Knights #16 and 17 against the Xenomorphs to finish them off. Kit uses his specially created lightsaber to cut Xenomorph #88 in half. The Knights use the Force to crush Xenomorphs #85 and 87. The final seven Sailors of The Syracuse Valley are then confronted with the awesome might of Poseidon. The god gives them a choice; flee now or perish. He shows them a sample of his power by creating a giant tidal wave that approaches behind them. Knowing they are greatly outmatched the Navy Sailors retreat.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Team Fred Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
Team Fred is Brainiac (designated leader), Namor & his Griffin, Aspen, Black Manta, Kilowag, & Navy Sailor #1-16.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Larry Reamer (designated foreman), Dr. Strange, Supergirl, Sinestro, Gideon, Six Shot, Selene: The Black Queen, Meggan, Serci, & Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #1.
Namor opts to let his team's designated leader Brainiac ride on his flying griffin while he jumps into the place where he is most powerful, the water. He is followed by his teammates Aspen and Black Manta who have no intention of resurfacing before this battle is over. Aspen creates a large wave which sends the 16 sailors closer to the small island in the water where they set up a perimeter before any of the horsemen can get there. Dr. Strange starts to conjur up some mystical power but Brainiac from atop the Griffin attacks Dr. Strange's mind with his own. His intent is to take over the mind of Strange and force him to use his powers against his own team. Brainiac is unable to do so because Dr. Strange's ability to concentrate is so great; but he is still somewhat successful as the mystical wizard's brain simply explodes from the intense stress that is put on it by both of the powerful men. Kilowag from the air quickly sneaks up behind the also airborn Serci and uses all of his will to muster up as much green energy as possible. The very physically strong lantern brings himself to a point of complete exhaustion as he blasts Serci with everything he has got, disintegrating every last cell in her celestial body. Kilowag completes what is supposed to be impossible by killing the avenger but that is also one of the reasons why he puts up virtually no fight as Sinestro flies up behind him and with a blast of yellow energy does nearly the same thing to him. Led by Larry Reamer, Gideon, Selene, Meggan, and Chuck (that's Navy Seal Chief #1's first name) start charging up the shoreline of the small island where the Navy regulars are camped out. The Sailors start firing at the Horsemen as they take out Larry, Chuck, & Meggan; who has made herself look like that chick from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, wearing a Rusty Wallace T-shirt to encourage Larry's leadership abilities. Black Queen uses her telekinetic powers to make the guns of the sailors start wacking their owners in the head, and Gideon does the same as he takes on the powers of his teammate. The Sailors throw down their guns and attack the 2 mutants. Selene takes out 6 of them but Navy Sailors #7 & 9 knock her down and Sailor #14 stabs her in the throat with his diving knife. Gideon then uses the enhanced strength of Selene before it dies out to kill the last of the Navy Sailors. Sixshot in his flying wolf form attacks Namor's Griffin. The smaller griffin puts up his talons in an attempt to defend himself but the attempt is futile as the Decepticon rips him apart. Sixshot then transforms into his robot form and grabs Brainiac. The Decepticon assassin begins to squeeze the life out of Brainiac but something strange happens as Brainiac, uses the last bit of his power on an attacker that truly thought he was immune to it. Sixshot, despite being a robot is still a sentient being so Brainiac is able to use his alien abilities of telepathy to shut down Sixshot, causing the huge Transformer to join him in death. Gideon jumps into the water and takes on the power of Namor once he sees him in the distance. Sinestro then creates a mask for himself and dives into the water as well. Supergirl simply takes a deep breath before she flies down to join them which should be enough for several hours. Gideon loves how energized the water is making him feel, as he quickly swims toward Aspen to fight but he does not have quite enough time to get used to his strange powers before fellow evil business tycoon Black Manta blasts him with his murderous lazer beams to fry him like he has done to so many other undersea opponents. Namor and Supergirl begin trading blows with each other under the water. Supergirl is thinking that if she was only able to get The Sub-Mariner on land or in the air she would have been able to put him away by now but she is having much trouble keeping up with him in his desired setting. Sinestro tries to attack Aspen but she is able to push away any attack the yellow lantern throws at her by simply repelling it with as much water necessary to quell the attack. She then sends such an intense undertoe at Sinestro that it completely throws him off guard. His mistake is that instead of rolling with this attack he uses his power to try to block the water and in this attempt at defense is unable to maintain his energy powered oxygen mask. He drowns under the massive force of the water. The last thing Supergirl was told by her head Coach Vandal Savage at the exclusive meeting which was attended by only the 2 of them, Achilles and Darkseid was simple. He said to her "Remember, there are only a few people on this entire team who are more important to the cause than a single victory, and you are one of them". This is all she could think about as she witnesses the death of the mighty Sinestro and becomes surrounded by 3 people who unlike her are perfectly at home in the water. This is also why she then resurfaces and retreats to fight another day.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Larry Reamer (designated foreman), Dr. Strange, Supergirl, Sinestro, Gideon, Six Shot, Selene: The Black Queen, Meggan, Serci, & Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #1.
Namor opts to let his team's designated leader Brainiac ride on his flying griffin while he jumps into the place where he is most powerful, the water. He is followed by his teammates Aspen and Black Manta who have no intention of resurfacing before this battle is over. Aspen creates a large wave which sends the 16 sailors closer to the small island in the water where they set up a perimeter before any of the horsemen can get there. Dr. Strange starts to conjur up some mystical power but Brainiac from atop the Griffin attacks Dr. Strange's mind with his own. His intent is to take over the mind of Strange and force him to use his powers against his own team. Brainiac is unable to do so because Dr. Strange's ability to concentrate is so great; but he is still somewhat successful as the mystical wizard's brain simply explodes from the intense stress that is put on it by both of the powerful men. Kilowag from the air quickly sneaks up behind the also airborn Serci and uses all of his will to muster up as much green energy as possible. The very physically strong lantern brings himself to a point of complete exhaustion as he blasts Serci with everything he has got, disintegrating every last cell in her celestial body. Kilowag completes what is supposed to be impossible by killing the avenger but that is also one of the reasons why he puts up virtually no fight as Sinestro flies up behind him and with a blast of yellow energy does nearly the same thing to him. Led by Larry Reamer, Gideon, Selene, Meggan, and Chuck (that's Navy Seal Chief #1's first name) start charging up the shoreline of the small island where the Navy regulars are camped out. The Sailors start firing at the Horsemen as they take out Larry, Chuck, & Meggan; who has made herself look like that chick from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, wearing a Rusty Wallace T-shirt to encourage Larry's leadership abilities. Black Queen uses her telekinetic powers to make the guns of the sailors start wacking their owners in the head, and Gideon does the same as he takes on the powers of his teammate. The Sailors throw down their guns and attack the 2 mutants. Selene takes out 6 of them but Navy Sailors #7 & 9 knock her down and Sailor #14 stabs her in the throat with his diving knife. Gideon then uses the enhanced strength of Selene before it dies out to kill the last of the Navy Sailors. Sixshot in his flying wolf form attacks Namor's Griffin. The smaller griffin puts up his talons in an attempt to defend himself but the attempt is futile as the Decepticon rips him apart. Sixshot then transforms into his robot form and grabs Brainiac. The Decepticon assassin begins to squeeze the life out of Brainiac but something strange happens as Brainiac, uses the last bit of his power on an attacker that truly thought he was immune to it. Sixshot, despite being a robot is still a sentient being so Brainiac is able to use his alien abilities of telepathy to shut down Sixshot, causing the huge Transformer to join him in death. Gideon jumps into the water and takes on the power of Namor once he sees him in the distance. Sinestro then creates a mask for himself and dives into the water as well. Supergirl simply takes a deep breath before she flies down to join them which should be enough for several hours. Gideon loves how energized the water is making him feel, as he quickly swims toward Aspen to fight but he does not have quite enough time to get used to his strange powers before fellow evil business tycoon Black Manta blasts him with his murderous lazer beams to fry him like he has done to so many other undersea opponents. Namor and Supergirl begin trading blows with each other under the water. Supergirl is thinking that if she was only able to get The Sub-Mariner on land or in the air she would have been able to put him away by now but she is having much trouble keeping up with him in his desired setting. Sinestro tries to attack Aspen but she is able to push away any attack the yellow lantern throws at her by simply repelling it with as much water necessary to quell the attack. She then sends such an intense undertoe at Sinestro that it completely throws him off guard. His mistake is that instead of rolling with this attack he uses his power to try to block the water and in this attempt at defense is unable to maintain his energy powered oxygen mask. He drowns under the massive force of the water. The last thing Supergirl was told by her head Coach Vandal Savage at the exclusive meeting which was attended by only the 2 of them, Achilles and Darkseid was simple. He said to her "Remember, there are only a few people on this entire team who are more important to the cause than a single victory, and you are one of them". This is all she could think about as she witnesses the death of the mighty Sinestro and becomes surrounded by 3 people who unlike her are perfectly at home in the water. This is also why she then resurfaces and retreats to fight another day.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Outsiders
Alice's Wonder Team is Carlos Olivera (designated leader), Sharkticon #11-23, & Treasure Troll #3.
The Outsiders are Galactus (deignated leader) w/ Nova, Barbarossa, Ajax, Fin Fang Foom, Navy Seal #45-47, & Beast Boy.
As most of the 2 teams fall into the water Galactus the great and near omnipotent devourer of worlds decides that he has no desire to get wet so he stays in the air and out of the battle entirely. Nova flies by Treasure Troll #3 which lights his hair on fire. The Treasure Troll dives beneath the water to put out the flames but he does not realize that once the flame is put out, he can come back up: So he drowns. Beast Boy turns into a minnow and moves throughout the Sharkticons undetected. He then turns himself into a shark and bites Carlos Olivera in half, leaving the Sharkticons leaderless. Barbarossa and Ajax are in 2 huge Cymek bodies that are made especially for water fighting. They have both submarine and boat like abilities and have weaponry for both attacking above and below the water, but they still hang back and work as back-up for Fin Fang Foom. The Sharkticons move against the huge ancient dragon quickly and swarm him. Foom kills 3 of the Sharkticons but they keep coming at him using their powerful metal jaws to rip him apart. Fin Fang Foom, though huge and powerful is not quite in his element as the remaining Sharkticons finish him off. Once the 2 Titans see that Foom is not going to be successfull they open fire, blasting the Sharkticons with everyting they have got. Beast Boy turns into an eagle and grabs Navy Seal #45 to escape the carnage but he isn't fast enough to save them all as the other 2 Seals are killed by the friendly fire of the not so friendly Cymeks who could care less about the useless hethragir. Even Nova, the great herald of Galactus uses her powers of speed and flight to get far away from this battle. The 2 Titans on the other hand care not for what this strategy does to their team or that they let the death of their teammate, the huge Fin Fang Foom act as their diversion; as long as victory is the final conclusion. The remaining 9 Sharkticons swim right into the attack in an attempt to move against the Cymeks, but none of them make it there before their sparks are destroyed by the massive torpedo blasts from the 2 powerful mixes of man and machine.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders are Galactus (deignated leader) w/ Nova, Barbarossa, Ajax, Fin Fang Foom, Navy Seal #45-47, & Beast Boy.
As most of the 2 teams fall into the water Galactus the great and near omnipotent devourer of worlds decides that he has no desire to get wet so he stays in the air and out of the battle entirely. Nova flies by Treasure Troll #3 which lights his hair on fire. The Treasure Troll dives beneath the water to put out the flames but he does not realize that once the flame is put out, he can come back up: So he drowns. Beast Boy turns into a minnow and moves throughout the Sharkticons undetected. He then turns himself into a shark and bites Carlos Olivera in half, leaving the Sharkticons leaderless. Barbarossa and Ajax are in 2 huge Cymek bodies that are made especially for water fighting. They have both submarine and boat like abilities and have weaponry for both attacking above and below the water, but they still hang back and work as back-up for Fin Fang Foom. The Sharkticons move against the huge ancient dragon quickly and swarm him. Foom kills 3 of the Sharkticons but they keep coming at him using their powerful metal jaws to rip him apart. Fin Fang Foom, though huge and powerful is not quite in his element as the remaining Sharkticons finish him off. Once the 2 Titans see that Foom is not going to be successfull they open fire, blasting the Sharkticons with everyting they have got. Beast Boy turns into an eagle and grabs Navy Seal #45 to escape the carnage but he isn't fast enough to save them all as the other 2 Seals are killed by the friendly fire of the not so friendly Cymeks who could care less about the useless hethragir. Even Nova, the great herald of Galactus uses her powers of speed and flight to get far away from this battle. The 2 Titans on the other hand care not for what this strategy does to their team or that they let the death of their teammate, the huge Fin Fang Foom act as their diversion; as long as victory is the final conclusion. The remaining 9 Sharkticons swim right into the attack in an attempt to move against the Cymeks, but none of them make it there before their sparks are destroyed by the massive torpedo blasts from the 2 powerful mixes of man and machine.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Reign Supremacy Vs. The Untouchables
Reign Supremacy is Capt. America (designated leader), Naboo Soldier #1-20, Mario & Luigie, Sebastian the Crab, Batman & Robin, Mega Man & Rush, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry, Yaddle, Jedi Knight #36 & 37, Joe Levine, Timmell, & Snow Trooper #26.
The Untouchables are The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull (designated leader), Mystique, Broadside, Purple Dragon #1, Tomar Tu, Plastic Man, Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11, & Navy Seal #33-42.
As the 2 teams are dropped into the water The Untouchables waste no time as Broadside transforms into an aircraft carrier and Tomar Tu and Plastic Man help the entire team onto the Autobot. Tomar Tu takes to the air along with Purple Dragon #1 and remains away from the battle while he encases Broadside with a green energy field to deflect attacks from the water-bound Reign Supremacy squad. Sebastian follows Mario and Luigie as they dive deep down in their frog suits to protect themselves from the attacks that are certain to happen from above them. The Navy Seal Chief orders the Navy Seals to open fire on the sitting ducks below them. The majority of Capt. America's squad are defensless as the crack-shot Seals begin firing while Plastic Man and Mystique reload for them. They easily take out all 20 Naboo Soldiers, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Joe, Timmell, and Snow Trooper #26 (right before he sinks in his hot and heavy armor). Cap's team which is already depleted, are still sitting ducks as Yaddle and the Jedis block the bullets with their lightsabers, while struggling to keep them above water and Capt. America uses his shield to do the same. Even Batman and Robin who at first did a great job of dodging the bullets and only exposing their bullet proof suits to the attacks, eventually get shot in the face by the Seals. The Sorcoress orders a temporary halt of the shooting as Purple Dragon #1 dive bombs their opponents. But before the dragon gets down to the water Yaddle throws her lightsaber right into the neck of the dragon and kills it, but is unfortunetely unable to recover her lightsaber before the dragon falls into the water and it is destroyed. Tomar Tu dives into the water wearing the protective mask that he has created for himself with his ring (but in the process has to disolve the shield around Broadside). 2 Jedi's would normally be a pretty good match against a green lantern but Tomar Tu attacks from underneath the water, where they cannot use their lightsabers to defend themselves. He blasts them both in the stomach and kills them but before they die they manage to throw their lightsabers in the air to Yaddle and Capt. America. Rush turns himself into a little boat and Mega Man jumps on top of him. He throws a rope to Capt. America, who has jumped onto his shield with his new girlfriend Yaddle on his back. Rush and Mega Man start pulling them around as if they are skiers are the back of the water craft but they still only have Mega Man's hand cannnon as a form of ranged attack against The Untouchables; Yaddle, from Capt. America's back uses her new over-sized lightsaber to defend both her and Cap from the incoming bullets. Mega Man manages to shoot Navy Seal #36 but the other Seals take cover after witnessing the death of their teammate. Capt. America launces Yaddle onto the deck of Broadside and Mega Man jumps up to join her. Mario and Luigie resurface with Sebastian and start climbing up the sides of the Autobot as well. They both get shot once, so they lose their frog suits but they keep coming, this is actually a blessing in disguise as anyone who has ever played Mario 3 knows that the Frog Suit absolutely sucks when you are not in the water. The 5 Reign Supremcy members attack but the Navy Seals still keep firing. They take out Capt. America, who thinks that his new lightsaber is a pretty cool weapon but that does not mean that he is good enough with it to block rifle fire. So without his shield are his Secret Lover Yaddle, he is an easy target for the Seals. Before Tomar Tu pops back out of the water he blasts Rush from underneath and blows the poor little robotic dog apart. Yaddle begins fighting Mystique, who at first does a great job of evading the lightsaber swings of the Jedi Mater but is eventually finished off as Yaddle leaps into the air and cuts off her head on the way down from a flip. Mega Man jumps into action but The Sorcoress blasts him with a tremendous display of Eternian power and destroys his metal body. Plastic Man wraps his arm around the Neck of Mario and strangles him while the Navy Seal Chief grabs Sebastian and carefully cracks him in half to save him for a post-victory snack (Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11 is from Maine and he really appreciates good shell-fish). The Navy Seals then turn their firing toward Yaddle who blocks the shots while Luigie hides behind her. If the Seals were using blasters she could deflect these shots back at them but the .223 caliber shells just disintegrate as they hit the lightsaber's blade. They creep up closer and closer to the 2 overly green members of Reign Supremacy until Luigie notices as small plant growing on the deck of Broadside (wierd right)? Luigie pulls the weed out of the ground to reveal a small rocket ship which him and Yaddle use to escape the battle (and warp to Level 4).
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables are The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull (designated leader), Mystique, Broadside, Purple Dragon #1, Tomar Tu, Plastic Man, Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11, & Navy Seal #33-42.
As the 2 teams are dropped into the water The Untouchables waste no time as Broadside transforms into an aircraft carrier and Tomar Tu and Plastic Man help the entire team onto the Autobot. Tomar Tu takes to the air along with Purple Dragon #1 and remains away from the battle while he encases Broadside with a green energy field to deflect attacks from the water-bound Reign Supremacy squad. Sebastian follows Mario and Luigie as they dive deep down in their frog suits to protect themselves from the attacks that are certain to happen from above them. The Navy Seal Chief orders the Navy Seals to open fire on the sitting ducks below them. The majority of Capt. America's squad are defensless as the crack-shot Seals begin firing while Plastic Man and Mystique reload for them. They easily take out all 20 Naboo Soldiers, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Joe, Timmell, and Snow Trooper #26 (right before he sinks in his hot and heavy armor). Cap's team which is already depleted, are still sitting ducks as Yaddle and the Jedis block the bullets with their lightsabers, while struggling to keep them above water and Capt. America uses his shield to do the same. Even Batman and Robin who at first did a great job of dodging the bullets and only exposing their bullet proof suits to the attacks, eventually get shot in the face by the Seals. The Sorcoress orders a temporary halt of the shooting as Purple Dragon #1 dive bombs their opponents. But before the dragon gets down to the water Yaddle throws her lightsaber right into the neck of the dragon and kills it, but is unfortunetely unable to recover her lightsaber before the dragon falls into the water and it is destroyed. Tomar Tu dives into the water wearing the protective mask that he has created for himself with his ring (but in the process has to disolve the shield around Broadside). 2 Jedi's would normally be a pretty good match against a green lantern but Tomar Tu attacks from underneath the water, where they cannot use their lightsabers to defend themselves. He blasts them both in the stomach and kills them but before they die they manage to throw their lightsabers in the air to Yaddle and Capt. America. Rush turns himself into a little boat and Mega Man jumps on top of him. He throws a rope to Capt. America, who has jumped onto his shield with his new girlfriend Yaddle on his back. Rush and Mega Man start pulling them around as if they are skiers are the back of the water craft but they still only have Mega Man's hand cannnon as a form of ranged attack against The Untouchables; Yaddle, from Capt. America's back uses her new over-sized lightsaber to defend both her and Cap from the incoming bullets. Mega Man manages to shoot Navy Seal #36 but the other Seals take cover after witnessing the death of their teammate. Capt. America launces Yaddle onto the deck of Broadside and Mega Man jumps up to join her. Mario and Luigie resurface with Sebastian and start climbing up the sides of the Autobot as well. They both get shot once, so they lose their frog suits but they keep coming, this is actually a blessing in disguise as anyone who has ever played Mario 3 knows that the Frog Suit absolutely sucks when you are not in the water. The 5 Reign Supremcy members attack but the Navy Seals still keep firing. They take out Capt. America, who thinks that his new lightsaber is a pretty cool weapon but that does not mean that he is good enough with it to block rifle fire. So without his shield are his Secret Lover Yaddle, he is an easy target for the Seals. Before Tomar Tu pops back out of the water he blasts Rush from underneath and blows the poor little robotic dog apart. Yaddle begins fighting Mystique, who at first does a great job of evading the lightsaber swings of the Jedi Mater but is eventually finished off as Yaddle leaps into the air and cuts off her head on the way down from a flip. Mega Man jumps into action but The Sorcoress blasts him with a tremendous display of Eternian power and destroys his metal body. Plastic Man wraps his arm around the Neck of Mario and strangles him while the Navy Seal Chief grabs Sebastian and carefully cracks him in half to save him for a post-victory snack (Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11 is from Maine and he really appreciates good shell-fish). The Navy Seals then turn their firing toward Yaddle who blocks the shots while Luigie hides behind her. If the Seals were using blasters she could deflect these shots back at them but the .223 caliber shells just disintegrate as they hit the lightsaber's blade. They creep up closer and closer to the 2 overly green members of Reign Supremacy until Luigie notices as small plant growing on the deck of Broadside (wierd right)? Luigie pulls the weed out of the ground to reveal a small rocket ship which him and Yaddle use to escape the battle (and warp to Level 4).
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
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