Better Than All of You is Lex Luther, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), The Terminator (from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), Terminator #1-12, Predator #1-12, Beachhead, Rambo, N.S.-5 #1-12, Ghost Rider, Ric Flair, Ole Anderson, Arn Anderson, & Tully Blanchard, Orc #1-12, Agent Smith, Army Soldier #1-12.
Hannah Montana......... are Swimmell, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Luminara Unduli & Barress Offee, David Beckham, Octane, Ms. Marvel, Cole Sear, Maxima, Red Dragon #1-3, Pikachu, Ellen Ripley, The Colonial Marines (Lt. Gorman, Bishop 341-B, Corp. Ferro, Corp. Dietrich, PFC Hudson, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Pvt. Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, Pvt. Wierzbowski, Corp. Hicks, Gunnery Sgt. Apone), Dave Bowman: The Starchild, HAL 9000, Frank Poole, Karallen, The Cloverfield Monster, Spider Man, The Terminator (from T-3), Shawn Farrell, Roger Murtaugh & Martin Riggs, Bryan Beckerman, IG-88, Zam Wessel, Clone Trooper #100, Starship Trooper #100, Angel, Metroid #1-6, Donkey Kong, Qui Gon Jinn, Gen. Grievous, Buffy Summers, Leon, Rick Deckard, Albus Dumbledore, Agamemnon & Juno, Dante, Tlaloc, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, Dora w/ her backpack & Boots, Harry Potter, Bizarro Superman, Willow Rosenberg, Brangelina w/ Zahara, & Dozer #1.
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos has appeared in the Artic first and is ready for battle. Not expecting it to be daytime, Angel exposes himself to the sunlight and is killed. The Colonial Marines immediately fortify their team’s location. Better Than All of You are teleported to the icy tundra shortly thereafter. With an enthusiastic snarl, the twelve Orcs on Better Than All of You charge towards the Barack Obama coached team. Not one of them even flinches as they watch the oncoming Orcs stampede right for them. With a powerful stomp that actually shakes the ground; the Cloverfield Monster comes out from behind a giant glacier and crushes most of the Orcs. Only Orcs # 5 and 6 survive. They manage to escape any further attacks from Cloverfield, and slip into enemy territory. They slaughter Clone Trooper #100, Starship Trooper #100, Dora the Explorer, Backpack, and Boots before Tlaloc and Dante blast them away. Jar Jar Binks was severely injured by the Orc attack. “Whoa, dat wasa close one,” says a relived Jar Jar. All of a sudden a loud “Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,” is heard echoing through the Artic as Ric Flair and the Horsemen come strutting through the snow. “To be the man you gotta beat the man, Woooooooo,” shouts Flair. And with a mighty slam Bizarro Superman crashes down on top of Ole Anderson. “Me am not the man,” states Bizarro as he uses his freeze vision to turn Tully Blanchard into a frozen popsicle. “The Enforcer” Arn Anderson tries to go toe to toe with Bizarro, but with little success. Bizarro picks Arn up and flies up into the air and slams back down to the ground destroying Arn with a powerbomb. Then “The Dirtiest Player in the Game” gives Bizarro a low blow and is able to receive some cover from his teammate Hal Jordan. The Green Lantern, using a giant green hand throws Bizarro Superman into the Cloverfield Monster’s mouth. Bizarro, having no idea where he is punches his way out of the humongous monster’s stomach, killing it. Gunnery Sgt. Apone orders his marines to take aim on the Predators. They get the Predators in their sights as PFC Hudson exclaims “I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna @#!% with me. Check it out! Hey Hannah, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...” But before he can finish is overly arrogant comment, all twelve Predators, using their cloaking technology, disappear. “Wha?? Where’d they go? Great just great?” asks a confused Hudson. “Private! Check that motion detector. I want their location,” shouts Apone. “I got signals. I got readings; in front and behind... reading's off the chart! Tracker's off scale, man. They're all around us, man. Jesus,” Hudson exclaims in a full panic. Crowe, Wierzbowski, and Spunkmeyer are all blown away by rockets appearing out of what seems thin air. PFC Vasquez and Pvt. Drake both have had enough and start just unloading their M56 Smart Guns into the surrounding air. Everyone on both teams take cover from the relentless firing courtesy of the two Marines. At first glance it looks like they didn’t even hit anything. But they notice green glowing blood spatter on the snow. After a few sparks Predators #3 and 9 appear on the ground riddled with bullet holes. Corp. Dietrich and Pvt. Frost are then dragged up the side of a glacier by their ankles and leaving only a blood-soaked trail behind them. Their bodies are then thrown to the ground in front of the Colonial Marines. Predators #1, 2, 4 and 7 jump down from on top of the glacier and with their wrist blades gut Corp. Ferro, Lt. Gorman and Gunnery Sgt. Apone. Corp. Hicks is able to kill Predator #12 and Hudson takes out Predator #5. Vasquez and Drake try to take their massive M56 Smart Guns off since they are both out of ammo but Predator #11 ensnares them with his Netgun. The net begins to constrict and kills both Marines. Hudson is swarmed by Predators #6, 8 and 10. In usual fashion he goes down swinging and talking trash until the end. He is, however, able to kill Predator #10 before he himself is killed. The eight remaining Predators turn their sights on Bishop 341-B and Corp. Hicks, but Gen. Grievous jumps into the fray and eviscerates Predators #1, 2, 6 and 7 with his lightsabers. “Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday? Jar Jar says to Bishop and Hicks, but they both go off in another direction to regroup with the rest of their team. “How wuude!” exclaims Jar Jar. Lex Luthor then orders The Terminator, The T2 Terminator and Terminators #1-12 to advance on their opponents. Barack Obama in retaliation, orders The T3 Terminator, Spider-Man, Luminara Unduli, Barress Offee, IG-88, Roger Murtaugh, Martin Riggs, David Beckham, Donkey Kong, Rick Deckard, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Zahara, Karallen and Frank Poole to face the Terminators. Jar Jar Binks races back to a secure area where he finds a frightened Cole Sear. The Gungan tries to console the small child, “Don’t worry, wesa have a grand army.” “It’s not the fighting that scares me, Jar Jar. I see dead people. And with all of this killing, I’m afraid that I’ll still be able to see everyone,” responds a scared Cole. All of a sudden, the body of Rick Deckard is whipped against the protruding piece of ice that Jar Jar and Cole were hiding behind. Riggs and Murtaugh are just unloading their guns at Terminator #4, but the Terminator keeps on coming. He grabs them by their heads and slams them together, crushing their skulls. Luminara and Barress are making quick work of several Terminators; slice their way through Terminators #6, 9, 10, 11 and 12. The Terminators from T1 and T2 double team The Terminator from T3 and terminate him. Spider-Man punches into Terminator #2’s chest ripping its fuel cell out and then pulls the head off. He jams the fuel cell into the head’s mouth and throws it toward David Beckham. Beckham the lines up and kicks the Terminator’s head, “bending it” around his teammates and has it land right behind T1 and T2, blowing them up. IG-88 isn’t much of a match for Terminator #1. It tears the limbs right off of the assassin droid, disabling it. Donkey Kong is having a little too much fun with Terminator #5, as he is using him as a club, killing Terminator #3 as well. Hal Jordan decides to take flight and in one quick pass, destroys all six Metroids, Pikachu, Hal 9000 (who is pretty much useless, since there isn’t any electricity) and Dozer #1. He is then met with a pair of powerful uppercuts which knock him into the stratosphere. Ms. Marvel and Maxima both agree that their team is taking much more of a beating than they should be. They fly up into the stratosphere to continue their attack on the dazed Green Lantern. He, however, has already recovered from their previous attack. He fires two green blasts of energy at the powerful duo of women, knocking them both back. Maxima tries to use her mind control on Hal, but his will is just too strong. This does give Ms. Marvel an opportunity to hit him with a bolt of energy. Maxima then spears him driving him further up into the mesosphere. Hal Jordan is able to grab a hold of her, by creating a gigantic snake and wrapping it around the both of them. He then is able to tip them over and with their sheer velocity sends them careening down into the icy waters of the Artic. They both climb out of the freezing cold waters, and both are attacked instantly. Ms. Marvel flies into Hal Jordan, and as she standing over him ready to unleash a fury of energy blasts, she receives a chop block from Ric Flair. He then does a little strut and drops an elbow on Ms. Marvel. As she gets up, she receives several knife edge chops from Flair. Much to the 16 time World Champion’s surprise, the final chop actually kills her. Hal Jordan outfitted Flair’s arm with green protruding spikes. (Evidently, Hal Jordan is a bit of a wrestling fan, and wants Flair to make it to Wrestlemania 24 alive and well.) Maxima is trying to fend off Ghost Rider who has her tangled up with his hellfire chain. He pulls her closer and gives her the Penance Stare. Her soul burns from within, killing her. Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, and Willow Rosenberg use their combined magic to destroy the Spirit of Vengeance. Leon along with Zam Wessel goes to fight Agent Smith, who is much faster and stronger than the two of them. Leon starts firing at Agent Smith, but misses, as Smith evades every bullet. Agent Smith then kicks the Professional across the ice. Zam doesn’t put up much of a fight against the Agent, who kills her quickly. He then notices Leon getting up off the ground, but puts him back down with several quick shots from his Desert Eagle. He calmly walks across the snow covered battlefield and rolls Leon over to witness and revel in his opponent’s death. Leon grabs Smith’s hand and in his dying breath says “For… Hannah.” The Agent looks at what was placed in his hand. A grenade pin. He quickly opens Leon’s coat and sees multiple grenades strapped to the Professional’s chest. And in a massive explosion, Agent Smith, as well as Terminators #1, 4, 7, and 8, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Zahara, Karallen and Frank Poole who were all fighting close by are blown to bits. The twelve Army soldiers feel that this explosion is the perfect cover to make their attack. They sneak through the smoke and kill Donkey Kong, Hannah Montana, Corp. Hicks, and Bishop 341-B. Shawn Farrell sees this travesty and brings Miley Cyrus back to life. The ice underneath the Army Soldiers begins to crack and break apart, as Swimmell and the Creature From the Black Lagoon crash through the ice and pull the soldiers down. This is the most the Creature is able to do, because of the icy water, his body goes into shock and it drowns. Swimmell is able to annoy Army Soldier #7 to death, but is killed by the other soldiers. NS-5s #1-12 dive into the water to rescue the Army Soldiers. They pull them out, but are all attacked by Red Dragon’s #1-3. Only NS-5s #4, 9, and 11 are able to escape the dragons’ fire breath. With their powerful robotic legs, they each leap onto a different Red Dragon who are flying in the air above. Agamemnon and Juno both know how dangerous their own teammates are and decide to vaporize all six combatants flying in the air. David Beckham confronts “The Nature Boy” and backs him up against an ice pillar kicking him repeatedly. Flair doesn’t look to be too hurt from this, begins to walk toward Beckham, only to flop flat on his face. Beckham starts stomping on Flair. The “limousine ridin', jet flying, kiss stealin', wheelin' dealing, son of a gun” manages to get a hold of one of Beckham’s legs and is able to knock him to the ground. He then gets “Becks” in the figure four leg lock, snapping the famed soccer player’s legs. Rambo then comes over and stabs David Beckham in the chest, finishing him off. Buffy Summers and Beachhead engage each other in an incredible display of hand to hand combat. In the end, it was Buffy who was victorious with icicle to Beachhead’s chest. The remaining four Predators finally disable their cloaking and go to attack Ellen Ripley, Bryan Beckerman, Cole Sear, and Jar Jar Binks. However, Qui Gon Jinn fights them all off killing all but Predator #8. Ellen Ripley is able to kill the last Predator by using one of the fallen Predator’s spear. “Ooh mooey mooey I love you,” exclaims Jar Jar. In a last ditch effort, Lex Luthor, using his battle suit (you know, the green and purple one from Crisis on Infinite Earths) quickly flies over to Octane and plants a bomb on his gas tanker. He then quickly escapes the resulting explosion which kills Octane, Dante and Tlaloc. Dave Bowman: The Starchild then leads Bryan Beckerman, Gen. Grievous, Agamemnon, and Juno to finish Better Than All of You off. Hal Jordan is able to cut off two of Gen. Grievous’s arms and kill Bryan Beckerman with a giant green “Hebrew Blade”. Lex Luthor knows this is a battle that they can no longer win and orders Hal Jordan, Rambo and Ric Flair to retreat. Hannah Montana and Barack Obama’s Team congratulate each other on their victory. “Wesa goin’ home!” a relieved Jar Jar says as he jumps in the air. “You don’t understand do you Jar Jar?” asks Cole Sear. “Don’t you remember the Orc attack that you were injured in?” Jar Jar Binks looks over where that fight took place only to find his own body lying on the ground sliced open. “Jar Jar, I see dead people.”
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Press Conference
Horsemen of Apokolips Head Coach Vandal Savage has issued a statement saying that he has told his team that retreat is not an option. Team Captain Achilles has guarenteed a victory in the rematch. The "Greekentee" as it is being called by the press is the topic of much disscussion in both locker rooms. Team Ed's head coach The Oracle took the high road when she issued a reply saying that not even she can be certain of what could happen between these two powerful teams. Team Ed bench warmer Ed Zacharski then held a press conference saying that "they wouldn't get cocky until they won".
Friday, March 28, 2008
Reign Supremacy Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (designated leader), Sgt. Mike Shinsky, The Ghostbusters: Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Egon Spengler, & Winston Zeddimore, Elite Clone Trooper #21, Batman & Robin, Starship Trooper #51-69, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty, Linus Caldwell, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Yen, Frank Catton, Bashar Tarr, Saul Bloom, Livingston Dell, & Rueben Tishkoff, The Crew of Serenity: Capt. Malcom Reynolds, Zoe, Wash, Book, Anora, Jane, River, Simon, & Kylee, Capt. America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry, Upgraded Agent #1-3, Shannon & Jared Pilkinton, Sandra Bullock, Snowtrooper #26-45, Jedi Knight #36-43, Ax-battler, & Wookie Soldier #31.
Alice's Wonder Team is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Goblin #1-90, Sharkticon #11-40, Mummy #1, & Stormtrooper #50.
Head Coach Micheal Corleone is very tired of his team's winless record and has stated that he will stop at nothing to change it. He does not care how many people he has to sacrifice in order to get his first win. Tyler Derdon orders every person on his team to hang back except for the goblins. The plan is to let them inflict as much damage as possible before the rest of the team attacks. The goblins charge Reign Supremacy. The goblins absolutely hate both the cold weather and the bright sun shining off of the snow but they handle it well. Goblins, just like all orcs lead a torturous life and are used to being uncomfortable. The Goblins fight wildly and do not care at all when they see their fellow goblins being mowed down all around them. Chuck Norris stays out in front to give his team confidence. Norris is not cold in the artic air but the arctic air around him is Chuck Norrised. Norris manages to kill 10 of the rushing goblins before they slice him apart and send the whole team into dissaray. Shinsky shoots one of the goblins in the head but is stabbed to death by 2 more. The Ghostbusters fry 3 of them with their proton packs but the goblins keep charging through ripping the 4 of them apart in the process. Elite Clonetrooper #21 blasts 1 goblin and Capt. Malcom Reynold's crew take out 25 more but Danny Ocean and his Vegas buddies are to busy freezing their butts off to help out. All of these people eventually meet their doom at the hands of the rampaging goblins. Timmell, along with Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry are enjoying the ice as they gracefully skate around the goblins. As the goblins slip around on the ice they use their hockey sticks to go Marty Mcsorley all over them. Timmell takes out 4, Tim & Paul each get 2, Steve gets 3 more and The Bry gets 1 as well before the sheer numbers of the goblins take them over. Shan and Jared bust a couple of caps in 5 more goblins but they still keep coming. Sledgehammer throws a grenade that kills 3 and takes out 2 more with his revolver but he gets his head removed by a goblin as well. Sandra Bullock does not put up much of fight and even Capt America only gets 8 with his shield throwing/butt-kicking combos before they overtake him. The Jedi Knights rush in to meet the charging goblins and lose Knight #38, 39, & 42, but they along with some cover fire from the Snow Troopers and Starship Troopers finally wipe out the last of the 90 goblin strong army. Derdon orders Stormtrooper #50 and Mummy #1 in next with the Sharkticons following close behind. Stormtrooper #50 manages to kill Snow Trooper #45 before the rest of the Snow Troopers blow him away and the mummy actually kills Starship Troopers #53-56 because they did not realize that Carlos Olivera stuck a grenade in his wrappings when they jumped in to shoot him. The Sharkticons now come breaking through the ice in shark form half swimming and half running through the icey mess. They move on the Starship Troopers and lose 5 Sharkticons under their mega-powered lazer blasts before they destroy the remaining 15 Starship Troopers. They rip apart the Snow Troopers and Wookie Soldier #31 with only losing 2 more Sharkticons. Ax-battler attempts a valiant attack on Sharkticon #36 but is unsuccessful as the transformer bites through him, ripping him apart. The remaining 5 Jedi Knights fair a little better as they each take out 2 Sharkticons but they can't keep it up as the giant robots overtake them as well. Cyborg Superman with his heat vision and super strength destroys 5 of the Sharkticons and Batman & Robin take out 1 by using their grappling hooks to trip up the giant robot and then by cutting into its core to disable its spark. Iron Man blows up 1 and Yaddle takes down another with her lightsaber after Cyborg threw her at it. The 3 Agents bust apart Sharkticons #39 & 40 while Starfire takes out 2 by herself. She uses her energy blast to blow up 1 and kills the other 1 by simply punching its steel head off. The last remaining Sharkticon catches Cyborg off guard and crushes him between his metal teeth before Iron Man can blast it and end phase 2 of the attack. Derdon is now forced to give the signal for the rest of the team to rush into battle. Alice's Wonder Team is now well rested as they allowed their peons to tire out Reign Supremacy. Extinction Alice, along with Darth Deez and Darth Nutz move against their greatest threat which is of course Cyborg Superman. Ex. Alice attempts to mentally infiltrate the brain of Cyborg Superman but is unsuccessful. The Cyborg Superman flies down to fight them but Ex. Alice jumps out of the way of his attack. Cyborg Superman shoots an optic blast at Darth Deez but it is blocked by his lightsaber. Ex. Alice kicks Cyborg Superman in the side with enough force to actually slightly move him but when she starts unloading her guns into him it has almost no effect except to keep him slightly distracted while Darth Deez and Darth Nutz cut him apart with their lightsabers. Apocylypse Alice leads Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, & Jill Valentine into battle against the 3 Upgraded Agents. Gunfire flies all over the place as both sides jump around wildly without ever getting hit. Leeloo and Ap. Alice move just as fast as the Agents and they work togeather to defeat Agent #1 and then Agent #3 by Leeloo attacking from behind causing them to fall onto their backs for a split second while Ap. Alice pumps them full of .45 caliber bullets. Agent #3 knocks the guns from Carlos Olivera's hands but makes the mistake of taking the time to talk some smack as he is strangling Carlos to death. This gives Jill Valentine just enough time to shoot Agent #2 in the head but not enough time to save her friend. Batman and Robin jump in and easily kill Tyler Derdon and Kimbo Slice. Robin hits Derdon with a staff to the head while Batman slices Slice with a baterang to the neck. Iron Man is about to attack when Ram Man hits him in the back knocking him to the ground. Tony Stark is fine inside the suit but Ram Man's hit was so powerful that Iron Man is having trouble getting the suit's systems back on line. Starfire rushes in to protect Iron Man but is attacked mentally from afar by Ex. Alice. Yaddle senses the trouble that her teammates are going through as she is slicing Lucca Brazzi in half. Yaddle looks over at Batman who knows better than anyone what their head coach Alfred would want them to do. Although Reign Supremacy has some powerful people left on their squad they are tired and battered and they do not wish to lose any more lives. Yaddle uses the force to temporarily break the mental bond that Ex. Alice has over Starfire. Starfire picks up the shell of the malfunctioning Iron Man and Yaddle jumps on her back. Batman and Robin follow closely behind as the 5 members of Reign Supremacy all retreat from Alice, the other Alice, and their wonder team.
ALICE'S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Goblin #1-90, Sharkticon #11-40, Mummy #1, & Stormtrooper #50.
Head Coach Micheal Corleone is very tired of his team's winless record and has stated that he will stop at nothing to change it. He does not care how many people he has to sacrifice in order to get his first win. Tyler Derdon orders every person on his team to hang back except for the goblins. The plan is to let them inflict as much damage as possible before the rest of the team attacks. The goblins charge Reign Supremacy. The goblins absolutely hate both the cold weather and the bright sun shining off of the snow but they handle it well. Goblins, just like all orcs lead a torturous life and are used to being uncomfortable. The Goblins fight wildly and do not care at all when they see their fellow goblins being mowed down all around them. Chuck Norris stays out in front to give his team confidence. Norris is not cold in the artic air but the arctic air around him is Chuck Norrised. Norris manages to kill 10 of the rushing goblins before they slice him apart and send the whole team into dissaray. Shinsky shoots one of the goblins in the head but is stabbed to death by 2 more. The Ghostbusters fry 3 of them with their proton packs but the goblins keep charging through ripping the 4 of them apart in the process. Elite Clonetrooper #21 blasts 1 goblin and Capt. Malcom Reynold's crew take out 25 more but Danny Ocean and his Vegas buddies are to busy freezing their butts off to help out. All of these people eventually meet their doom at the hands of the rampaging goblins. Timmell, along with Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry are enjoying the ice as they gracefully skate around the goblins. As the goblins slip around on the ice they use their hockey sticks to go Marty Mcsorley all over them. Timmell takes out 4, Tim & Paul each get 2, Steve gets 3 more and The Bry gets 1 as well before the sheer numbers of the goblins take them over. Shan and Jared bust a couple of caps in 5 more goblins but they still keep coming. Sledgehammer throws a grenade that kills 3 and takes out 2 more with his revolver but he gets his head removed by a goblin as well. Sandra Bullock does not put up much of fight and even Capt America only gets 8 with his shield throwing/butt-kicking combos before they overtake him. The Jedi Knights rush in to meet the charging goblins and lose Knight #38, 39, & 42, but they along with some cover fire from the Snow Troopers and Starship Troopers finally wipe out the last of the 90 goblin strong army. Derdon orders Stormtrooper #50 and Mummy #1 in next with the Sharkticons following close behind. Stormtrooper #50 manages to kill Snow Trooper #45 before the rest of the Snow Troopers blow him away and the mummy actually kills Starship Troopers #53-56 because they did not realize that Carlos Olivera stuck a grenade in his wrappings when they jumped in to shoot him. The Sharkticons now come breaking through the ice in shark form half swimming and half running through the icey mess. They move on the Starship Troopers and lose 5 Sharkticons under their mega-powered lazer blasts before they destroy the remaining 15 Starship Troopers. They rip apart the Snow Troopers and Wookie Soldier #31 with only losing 2 more Sharkticons. Ax-battler attempts a valiant attack on Sharkticon #36 but is unsuccessful as the transformer bites through him, ripping him apart. The remaining 5 Jedi Knights fair a little better as they each take out 2 Sharkticons but they can't keep it up as the giant robots overtake them as well. Cyborg Superman with his heat vision and super strength destroys 5 of the Sharkticons and Batman & Robin take out 1 by using their grappling hooks to trip up the giant robot and then by cutting into its core to disable its spark. Iron Man blows up 1 and Yaddle takes down another with her lightsaber after Cyborg threw her at it. The 3 Agents bust apart Sharkticons #39 & 40 while Starfire takes out 2 by herself. She uses her energy blast to blow up 1 and kills the other 1 by simply punching its steel head off. The last remaining Sharkticon catches Cyborg off guard and crushes him between his metal teeth before Iron Man can blast it and end phase 2 of the attack. Derdon is now forced to give the signal for the rest of the team to rush into battle. Alice's Wonder Team is now well rested as they allowed their peons to tire out Reign Supremacy. Extinction Alice, along with Darth Deez and Darth Nutz move against their greatest threat which is of course Cyborg Superman. Ex. Alice attempts to mentally infiltrate the brain of Cyborg Superman but is unsuccessful. The Cyborg Superman flies down to fight them but Ex. Alice jumps out of the way of his attack. Cyborg Superman shoots an optic blast at Darth Deez but it is blocked by his lightsaber. Ex. Alice kicks Cyborg Superman in the side with enough force to actually slightly move him but when she starts unloading her guns into him it has almost no effect except to keep him slightly distracted while Darth Deez and Darth Nutz cut him apart with their lightsabers. Apocylypse Alice leads Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, & Jill Valentine into battle against the 3 Upgraded Agents. Gunfire flies all over the place as both sides jump around wildly without ever getting hit. Leeloo and Ap. Alice move just as fast as the Agents and they work togeather to defeat Agent #1 and then Agent #3 by Leeloo attacking from behind causing them to fall onto their backs for a split second while Ap. Alice pumps them full of .45 caliber bullets. Agent #3 knocks the guns from Carlos Olivera's hands but makes the mistake of taking the time to talk some smack as he is strangling Carlos to death. This gives Jill Valentine just enough time to shoot Agent #2 in the head but not enough time to save her friend. Batman and Robin jump in and easily kill Tyler Derdon and Kimbo Slice. Robin hits Derdon with a staff to the head while Batman slices Slice with a baterang to the neck. Iron Man is about to attack when Ram Man hits him in the back knocking him to the ground. Tony Stark is fine inside the suit but Ram Man's hit was so powerful that Iron Man is having trouble getting the suit's systems back on line. Starfire rushes in to protect Iron Man but is attacked mentally from afar by Ex. Alice. Yaddle senses the trouble that her teammates are going through as she is slicing Lucca Brazzi in half. Yaddle looks over at Batman who knows better than anyone what their head coach Alfred would want them to do. Although Reign Supremacy has some powerful people left on their squad they are tired and battered and they do not wish to lose any more lives. Yaddle uses the force to temporarily break the mental bond that Ex. Alice has over Starfire. Starfire picks up the shell of the malfunctioning Iron Man and Yaddle jumps on her back. Batman and Robin follow closely behind as the 5 members of Reign Supremacy all retreat from Alice, the other Alice, and their wonder team.
ALICE'S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Fred
Beckerman's Backyardigans....... are Pablo (designated leader), Darth Vader, Dark Side Marauder #1-9, Boba Fett, Warg Rider's #1-8, Nazgul #6 on his Mordor Horse, Wolverine, Sasquatch, The Beast, Tunnel Rat, Sentinal #5-13, White Dragon #1-20, Duncan Mcleod, & Ash.
Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, & Beast, Namor: The Sub-Mariner & his Griffin, Vision, Phoenix (Rachel Summers), Mimic, Super Skrull, Master Mold, Ultron, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Bullseye, Travis Bickle, Aspen, Vampirella, Rorshach, Kilowag, Brainiac, Black Manta, Mothra, Snake Pliskin, Dirty Harry Callahan, Navy Sailor #1-57, & Xenomorph #1-4.
Admiral Pablo orders his 9 Sentinals and 20 White Dragons to begin the battle with an all out air strike. Cyclops orders everyone to take cover as the Sentinals fly over head. As the Sentinals blast their lazers at the team they only kill Sailors #22, 34, 46, & 57 on their initial strafing run. Namor, Aspen, and Black Manta all dive into the icey water for protection. When they come around for another pass Master Mold takes to the air to meet them. Master Mold knows exactly where to hit his own creations as he quickly destroys all 9 of them with perfectly placed lazer blasts. The huge Sentinal shells come crashing to the ground breaking up ice all over the landscape and killing Navy Sailor # 14, 16, & 20 as well as Warg Rider #6 and his warg. Pablo orders the remaining 7 Warg Riders to attack. The Navy men are under heavy attacks from the White Dragons and are losing men fast when they have to divert some of their attention away from the dragons toward the warg riders who are racing toward them. By the time the sailors lower their M-16's to fire at the orcs they are already upon them using their spears and scimitars to rip them apart. Although several more of the animals are wounded, the U.S. government did not exactly have dragons and wargs in mind when they issued the small caliber weapons and the Navy men only manage to kill White Dragon #17 & Warg Riders #3, 4, & 8. Although these riders were killed only #4's warg died as well, allowing the other 2 wargs to continue attacking riderless. Ash is about to rush in to attack but Vader reminds him of the orders he was given by Head Coach Hanibal. Ash is to remain behind and act as Pablo's personal bodyguard because the backyardigan is to important to the team. Wolverine, who has done nothing all week long except watch the game film of Batgirl cutting his head off in the last match goes on a rage as he first takes his aggression out on Snake Pliskin. He stabs Snake in the heart, Dirty Harry tries to help out as he shoots a .44 Magnum into Wolverine but it barely even slows him down. Wolverine slices off Dirty Harry's head on the way to Travis Bickle who he stabs in the neck. Wolverine then takes a second to light a cigar as he says "yeah bub I was talkin to you". Beast squares off against Beast. Beast kicks Beast in the chest but the other Beast pops back up and punches Beast in the jaw. Beast then claws Beast across the face but Beast jumps onto Beast's back and breaks Beast's neck. Enchantress uses her power of persuasion to call Ash away from his post and to come to her. Before she can do anything to him Dark Side Marauder #3 cuts her in half with his lightsaber. Although she could not finish the job her plan still worked as Rorshach rushes in and rips the unguarded Pablo apart. Boba Fett turns and shoots Rorshach in the head but it is to late to save their fearless leader. ....O.K. fine I'll let you off the hook in the Beast fight. The Blue Beast from X-Men killed Belle's boyfriend. Ash shakes off the spell and comes back to regroup with the others but their default leader Darth Vader reminds him that "failure was not an option" as he uses the force to choke his teammate Ash to death. Vader orders Tunnel Rat to sneak over the enemy lines in an attempt to bring some of Team Fred's people out of the water. Vader reminds Tunnel Rat who just saw what he did to Ash to not fail him. Tunnel Rat assures him that he will be successful which prompts Vader to say "I hope so for your sake, The Backyardigans are not as forgiving as I am". Tunnel Rat burrows through the snow and pops up behind Brainiac. Tunnel Rat shoots Brainiac in the back and then disapears into the snow before anyone even sees him. Sasquatch picks up Wolverine and throws him into the air at Master Mold. Wolverine, being the expert Sentinal killer that he is desrtoys Master Mold just as easily as Master Mold killed the lesser Sentinals. Wolverine rides the huge Sentinal down into the snow and then rolls off of him unharmed. Mothra, along with Namor's Griffin fly up to attack the White Dragons. White Dragon #15 coats the Griffin in such a thick layer of frost that it can no longer fly. The griffin falls out of the sky and dies on impact. Mothra is swarmed by the 19 smaller dragons but puts up quite a fight. The huge moth amazingly manages to kill 7 of the dragons (#1, 4-7, 13, & 16)before the remaining 12 cover his body in ice and rip apart his wings with their snow covered teeth. Tunnel Rat pops up near the freezing cold water and throws in 2 grenades in an attempt to draw the 3 water dwellers out onto the land. It works as Namor instantly pops out of the water, holding both of the grenades. He throws them into the air and they blow up when they are only a few feet from White Dragon #20. The explosion kills the dragon and Namor's powerful fist kills Tunnel Rat as he punches the G.I. Joe in the head. Namor then returns to the water. Sasquatch is fighting Vampirella and is doing a great job of knocking her around the ice and snow but cannot manage to finish her off. Sasquatch is about to pounce on Vampirella after he has knocked her to the ground, Vampirella knocks the 7' tall Sasquatch's legs out from under him with a powerful sweep kick. Vampirella then jumps onto Sasquatch to bite his neck but just then Warg Rider #1 rushes in just in time and slices off her head as his warg leaps over the two of them. Team Fred's 4 Xenomorphs being to advance towards the remaining Wargs and their riders. With a primal scream, the Warg Riders charge the Xenomorphs crash into them. Once the dust settled, Warg Riders #1, 2, 5 and 7 though exhausted, emerged alive. Super Skrull, who is very anxious for a week 1 rematch begins flying in toward Darth Vader. Vader puts up his hand and stops Super Skrull with the force. Super Skrull attempts to shoot fire at the Sith Lord but Vader blocks it with his hand. Darth Vader then uses the force to pop Super Skrull's invisible force field, next he cuts right through his orange rock arm and then finishes him off with a crimson blade through his chest. Ultron blasts Nazgul #6's horse and knocks the Ringwraith from it. Ultron is about to attack the Nazgul as it is getting up but Boba Fett flies in front of him. Ultron starts shooting at Fett but Fett manages to dodge the blasts. Ultron does not dodge the return blasts but Boba Fett's lazer rifle does not seem to be powerful enough to destroy the robot. A lightsaber on the other hand is as Dark Side Marauder #2 & 5 slice the damaged robot apart. Boba Fett and the Marauders now try to attack Vision but Vision's intangibility makes it impossible. Vision sticks his intangible hand into the chest of Marauder #5 and pulls out his heart. Vision does not even try to stop Nazgul #6 as he sticks his sword into his chest. Just as Vision thought the sword goes right through him but Vision does not realize that the sword of a Ringwraith is not just a sword. The evil of Sauron that embodies this wicked former human penetrates even that which is not tangible. Vision's android body deteriorates around the Nazgul's sword. Ice Man creates an ice slide which brings him high into the air so he can take on the remaining dragons. Angel follows behind him wielding a thick piece of metal scrap from one of the dead sentinals; the reamaining X-Men, along with Phoenix and Mimic who has taken on the powers of all 5 original X-Men move against the Dark Side Marauders. Absorbing Man and Sasquatch are fighting right next to Bullsey and Duncan Mcleod who are fighting as well. Kilowag is about to fly in to fight Vader but he realizes that Ice Man and Angel are going to need his help with the dragons so he opts for that instead. Darth Vader becomes sick of the 3 members of Team Fred who have set up base in the water and he uses the force to create a huge avalanche of snow and ice which he sends into the water. This crushes Black Manta and kills him. The other 2 on the other hand are not taken down quite as easily. Aspen, who has the power to control water whether it is frozen or not helps push the ice away as Namor breaks through it and pops onto the land. White Dragons #2 & 3 are in a bit of a standoff with Iceman as they are both shooting Ice at each other but White Dragon # 19 then bites his Ice slide which sends Ice Man falling to his death. Angel comes up behind White Dragon #18 and sticks his sharp yet blunt object into its neck killing it but he is then bitten in half by Dragon #8. Kilowag uses his ring to deflect the frost breath of Dragon #9 and then creates a huge sword out of green energy. With this mighty sword he slays Dragons #2, 3, 9, & 19. Namor and Aspen jump out to face Vader but Wolverine comes in to help him. Namor kicks the Sith Lord in the chest which knocks him to the ground and then he takes to the air, but Vader uses the force to throw Wolverine at him. Wolverine uses his claws to stab into the bear chest of Namor. Vader then pops up off the ground with speed that is very unbecoming of a large cyborg and relieves Aspen of her head with his crimson saber. The Dark Side Marauders are great fighters but they are not that strong with the force. They are not fast enough to block Cyclops' optic blast with their lightsabers as he blows Marauder #1 & 2 apart. Mimic does the same to Marauder #7. Jean Grey uses her mind to focus energy through her hand which is enough power to kill Marauder #4 but Marauder #3 stabs her in the chest before she can do it again. Marauder #8 cuts the head off of Cyclops which then sends Rachel Summers into a rage. She unleashes the power of the phoenix and wipes out Marauder's #3, 6, & 8. The last remaining Marauder goes into a Sith Rage just like Lord Vader taught him and slices Phoenix apart. The force exhausted Marauder #9 is then pounced on by Beast and then killed by a sharp tipped icicle created by Mimic. Kilowag makes a huge net which catches Dragons #8-11. He then closes in the net and crushes all 4 of them. He then kills dragon #12 with a powerful blast of green energy, but all of the sudden he begins falling out of the sky. He feels a pain in his hand and realizes that with one perfectly placed shot Boba Fett has shot his ring wearing finger right off. Kilowag wills the ring back to himself but before he can catch it Boba Fett shoots the unprotected green lantern full of lazer blasts from his rifle. Duncan Mcleod is swinging wildly at Bullseye but is unable to hit him as he acrobatically dodges his every swing. Bullseye keeps kicking ice at Mcleod. The ice basically acts as little knives cutting away at the highlander but they are unable to kill him. Mcleod lands a kick to Bullseye's chest and is about to come down on him with his katana when bullseye picks up what would be nothing more than an icicle to a normal person. Bullseye swings the sharp icicle at Mcleod's neck and cuts off his head. Absorbing Man foolishly absorbs the density of the ice underneath his feet but it is not a very good idea. The extremely heavy Sasquatch jumps onto Absorbing Man and shatters him. At this point the apathetic Mimic has wanted to retreat for some time but with most of the team dead Beast finally agrees that it is the smart thing to do. Bullseye begins to size up his fellow adamantium skeletoned opponent Wolverine for what the two of them both think is going to be a great fight. Not even The Nazgul, Vader and Boba Fett want to jump in the middle of what is about to take place but Beast does not believe in leaving a teammate behind even if it is a person as disliked as Bullseye. Beast grabs the unwilling Bullseye by the shoulders as he is being dangled by his feet by the winged Mimic. The 3 of them escape with their lives.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, & Beast, Namor: The Sub-Mariner & his Griffin, Vision, Phoenix (Rachel Summers), Mimic, Super Skrull, Master Mold, Ultron, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Bullseye, Travis Bickle, Aspen, Vampirella, Rorshach, Kilowag, Brainiac, Black Manta, Mothra, Snake Pliskin, Dirty Harry Callahan, Navy Sailor #1-57, & Xenomorph #1-4.
Admiral Pablo orders his 9 Sentinals and 20 White Dragons to begin the battle with an all out air strike. Cyclops orders everyone to take cover as the Sentinals fly over head. As the Sentinals blast their lazers at the team they only kill Sailors #22, 34, 46, & 57 on their initial strafing run. Namor, Aspen, and Black Manta all dive into the icey water for protection. When they come around for another pass Master Mold takes to the air to meet them. Master Mold knows exactly where to hit his own creations as he quickly destroys all 9 of them with perfectly placed lazer blasts. The huge Sentinal shells come crashing to the ground breaking up ice all over the landscape and killing Navy Sailor # 14, 16, & 20 as well as Warg Rider #6 and his warg. Pablo orders the remaining 7 Warg Riders to attack. The Navy men are under heavy attacks from the White Dragons and are losing men fast when they have to divert some of their attention away from the dragons toward the warg riders who are racing toward them. By the time the sailors lower their M-16's to fire at the orcs they are already upon them using their spears and scimitars to rip them apart. Although several more of the animals are wounded, the U.S. government did not exactly have dragons and wargs in mind when they issued the small caliber weapons and the Navy men only manage to kill White Dragon #17 & Warg Riders #3, 4, & 8. Although these riders were killed only #4's warg died as well, allowing the other 2 wargs to continue attacking riderless. Ash is about to rush in to attack but Vader reminds him of the orders he was given by Head Coach Hanibal. Ash is to remain behind and act as Pablo's personal bodyguard because the backyardigan is to important to the team. Wolverine, who has done nothing all week long except watch the game film of Batgirl cutting his head off in the last match goes on a rage as he first takes his aggression out on Snake Pliskin. He stabs Snake in the heart, Dirty Harry tries to help out as he shoots a .44 Magnum into Wolverine but it barely even slows him down. Wolverine slices off Dirty Harry's head on the way to Travis Bickle who he stabs in the neck. Wolverine then takes a second to light a cigar as he says "yeah bub I was talkin to you". Beast squares off against Beast. Beast kicks Beast in the chest but the other Beast pops back up and punches Beast in the jaw. Beast then claws Beast across the face but Beast jumps onto Beast's back and breaks Beast's neck. Enchantress uses her power of persuasion to call Ash away from his post and to come to her. Before she can do anything to him Dark Side Marauder #3 cuts her in half with his lightsaber. Although she could not finish the job her plan still worked as Rorshach rushes in and rips the unguarded Pablo apart. Boba Fett turns and shoots Rorshach in the head but it is to late to save their fearless leader. ....O.K. fine I'll let you off the hook in the Beast fight. The Blue Beast from X-Men killed Belle's boyfriend. Ash shakes off the spell and comes back to regroup with the others but their default leader Darth Vader reminds him that "failure was not an option" as he uses the force to choke his teammate Ash to death. Vader orders Tunnel Rat to sneak over the enemy lines in an attempt to bring some of Team Fred's people out of the water. Vader reminds Tunnel Rat who just saw what he did to Ash to not fail him. Tunnel Rat assures him that he will be successful which prompts Vader to say "I hope so for your sake, The Backyardigans are not as forgiving as I am". Tunnel Rat burrows through the snow and pops up behind Brainiac. Tunnel Rat shoots Brainiac in the back and then disapears into the snow before anyone even sees him. Sasquatch picks up Wolverine and throws him into the air at Master Mold. Wolverine, being the expert Sentinal killer that he is desrtoys Master Mold just as easily as Master Mold killed the lesser Sentinals. Wolverine rides the huge Sentinal down into the snow and then rolls off of him unharmed. Mothra, along with Namor's Griffin fly up to attack the White Dragons. White Dragon #15 coats the Griffin in such a thick layer of frost that it can no longer fly. The griffin falls out of the sky and dies on impact. Mothra is swarmed by the 19 smaller dragons but puts up quite a fight. The huge moth amazingly manages to kill 7 of the dragons (#1, 4-7, 13, & 16)before the remaining 12 cover his body in ice and rip apart his wings with their snow covered teeth. Tunnel Rat pops up near the freezing cold water and throws in 2 grenades in an attempt to draw the 3 water dwellers out onto the land. It works as Namor instantly pops out of the water, holding both of the grenades. He throws them into the air and they blow up when they are only a few feet from White Dragon #20. The explosion kills the dragon and Namor's powerful fist kills Tunnel Rat as he punches the G.I. Joe in the head. Namor then returns to the water. Sasquatch is fighting Vampirella and is doing a great job of knocking her around the ice and snow but cannot manage to finish her off. Sasquatch is about to pounce on Vampirella after he has knocked her to the ground, Vampirella knocks the 7' tall Sasquatch's legs out from under him with a powerful sweep kick. Vampirella then jumps onto Sasquatch to bite his neck but just then Warg Rider #1 rushes in just in time and slices off her head as his warg leaps over the two of them. Team Fred's 4 Xenomorphs being to advance towards the remaining Wargs and their riders. With a primal scream, the Warg Riders charge the Xenomorphs crash into them. Once the dust settled, Warg Riders #1, 2, 5 and 7 though exhausted, emerged alive. Super Skrull, who is very anxious for a week 1 rematch begins flying in toward Darth Vader. Vader puts up his hand and stops Super Skrull with the force. Super Skrull attempts to shoot fire at the Sith Lord but Vader blocks it with his hand. Darth Vader then uses the force to pop Super Skrull's invisible force field, next he cuts right through his orange rock arm and then finishes him off with a crimson blade through his chest. Ultron blasts Nazgul #6's horse and knocks the Ringwraith from it. Ultron is about to attack the Nazgul as it is getting up but Boba Fett flies in front of him. Ultron starts shooting at Fett but Fett manages to dodge the blasts. Ultron does not dodge the return blasts but Boba Fett's lazer rifle does not seem to be powerful enough to destroy the robot. A lightsaber on the other hand is as Dark Side Marauder #2 & 5 slice the damaged robot apart. Boba Fett and the Marauders now try to attack Vision but Vision's intangibility makes it impossible. Vision sticks his intangible hand into the chest of Marauder #5 and pulls out his heart. Vision does not even try to stop Nazgul #6 as he sticks his sword into his chest. Just as Vision thought the sword goes right through him but Vision does not realize that the sword of a Ringwraith is not just a sword. The evil of Sauron that embodies this wicked former human penetrates even that which is not tangible. Vision's android body deteriorates around the Nazgul's sword. Ice Man creates an ice slide which brings him high into the air so he can take on the remaining dragons. Angel follows behind him wielding a thick piece of metal scrap from one of the dead sentinals; the reamaining X-Men, along with Phoenix and Mimic who has taken on the powers of all 5 original X-Men move against the Dark Side Marauders. Absorbing Man and Sasquatch are fighting right next to Bullsey and Duncan Mcleod who are fighting as well. Kilowag is about to fly in to fight Vader but he realizes that Ice Man and Angel are going to need his help with the dragons so he opts for that instead. Darth Vader becomes sick of the 3 members of Team Fred who have set up base in the water and he uses the force to create a huge avalanche of snow and ice which he sends into the water. This crushes Black Manta and kills him. The other 2 on the other hand are not taken down quite as easily. Aspen, who has the power to control water whether it is frozen or not helps push the ice away as Namor breaks through it and pops onto the land. White Dragons #2 & 3 are in a bit of a standoff with Iceman as they are both shooting Ice at each other but White Dragon # 19 then bites his Ice slide which sends Ice Man falling to his death. Angel comes up behind White Dragon #18 and sticks his sharp yet blunt object into its neck killing it but he is then bitten in half by Dragon #8. Kilowag uses his ring to deflect the frost breath of Dragon #9 and then creates a huge sword out of green energy. With this mighty sword he slays Dragons #2, 3, 9, & 19. Namor and Aspen jump out to face Vader but Wolverine comes in to help him. Namor kicks the Sith Lord in the chest which knocks him to the ground and then he takes to the air, but Vader uses the force to throw Wolverine at him. Wolverine uses his claws to stab into the bear chest of Namor. Vader then pops up off the ground with speed that is very unbecoming of a large cyborg and relieves Aspen of her head with his crimson saber. The Dark Side Marauders are great fighters but they are not that strong with the force. They are not fast enough to block Cyclops' optic blast with their lightsabers as he blows Marauder #1 & 2 apart. Mimic does the same to Marauder #7. Jean Grey uses her mind to focus energy through her hand which is enough power to kill Marauder #4 but Marauder #3 stabs her in the chest before she can do it again. Marauder #8 cuts the head off of Cyclops which then sends Rachel Summers into a rage. She unleashes the power of the phoenix and wipes out Marauder's #3, 6, & 8. The last remaining Marauder goes into a Sith Rage just like Lord Vader taught him and slices Phoenix apart. The force exhausted Marauder #9 is then pounced on by Beast and then killed by a sharp tipped icicle created by Mimic. Kilowag makes a huge net which catches Dragons #8-11. He then closes in the net and crushes all 4 of them. He then kills dragon #12 with a powerful blast of green energy, but all of the sudden he begins falling out of the sky. He feels a pain in his hand and realizes that with one perfectly placed shot Boba Fett has shot his ring wearing finger right off. Kilowag wills the ring back to himself but before he can catch it Boba Fett shoots the unprotected green lantern full of lazer blasts from his rifle. Duncan Mcleod is swinging wildly at Bullseye but is unable to hit him as he acrobatically dodges his every swing. Bullseye keeps kicking ice at Mcleod. The ice basically acts as little knives cutting away at the highlander but they are unable to kill him. Mcleod lands a kick to Bullseye's chest and is about to come down on him with his katana when bullseye picks up what would be nothing more than an icicle to a normal person. Bullseye swings the sharp icicle at Mcleod's neck and cuts off his head. Absorbing Man foolishly absorbs the density of the ice underneath his feet but it is not a very good idea. The extremely heavy Sasquatch jumps onto Absorbing Man and shatters him. At this point the apathetic Mimic has wanted to retreat for some time but with most of the team dead Beast finally agrees that it is the smart thing to do. Bullseye begins to size up his fellow adamantium skeletoned opponent Wolverine for what the two of them both think is going to be a great fight. Not even The Nazgul, Vader and Boba Fett want to jump in the middle of what is about to take place but Beast does not believe in leaving a teammate behind even if it is a person as disliked as Bullseye. Beast grabs the unwilling Bullseye by the shoulders as he is being dangled by his feet by the winged Mimic. The 3 of them escape with their lives.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Team Ed Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Team Ed is Superman, Gannon, Neo, The Shining Force (All 30), Seraph, John Wayne, Trinity, Griffin Poteracki, Underdog, Jet Li, King Kong, Jackie Chan, Gen. Thade, Luke Skywalker, Godzilla, R2-D2, C-3PO, Fortress Maximus, Willow, Swoop, The Combaticons, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the pony, Skywarp, Sarumon, Iron Hide, Jengo Fett, Ultra Magnus, Mr. Crabs, He-Man & Battle Cat, Dr. Robotnick, Barney Rubble, Bomberman, & Bowser: King of Koopa.
George WAshington's Slaves are Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1-16, Optimus Prime & Roller, Hound, Sauron, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Collossus, Arisia, Martian Manhunter, Bill Rizer & Lance Beam, Jason Bourne, T-1000, Starship Trooper #1-6, Camilla the Chicken, Sonny (I-Robot), & Al Dizogg.
Superman and Thor take to the air far above the city where they can do battle without being bothered by the others. Gannon moves against the Jedi Masters first using some black magic to kill Jedi Master #4 but the other Jedis are not as easily taken by these powers and they slice him to shreds. Al Dogg walks up to Yogurt and asks "are you a llama"? With a stunning attack Yogurt removes 1 hit points from Al Dog; Al Dog is defeated. Yogurt gets a Yogurt ring. Neo, Seraph, and Trinity attack Shaak Ti and Ki Adi Mundi. Neo takes out Ki Adi by putting his foot through his stomach with a kick. Trinity does that thing where she kicks over the top of her head and stuns Shaak Ti long enough for Seraph to shoot her. Neo & Trinity pick up their lightsabers. The Shining Force move into a defensive battle formation as Sauron comes up to attack. Even though they are used to fighting creatures with powers similar to that of the dark lord's and they outnumber him 30 to 1 many of them are still scared as Sauron the Deciever moves closer and closer. Sauron uses his mighty mallet and takes out Arthur, Vanvanvn, Jay Leno, & Dump with 1 swing. Carli!!! uses Blaze 4 on him but Sauron actually seems to enjoy the added heat. So April!!! and Mogie both cast Freeze 4 on him which he doesn't like so much. Granted it does not actually hurt him either it just gives him an excuse to kill them next. He then kills Ed 1, LitleJon, Nick, & Wimp with his next round of attacks sending them flying dozens of yards away. Yogurt and Bear both die of fright. By taking over their brains with his sheer evil will he then kills WierdAl, Dr. Ruel, and Tweetie. It is looking very grim until the hero of the Shining Force Max pulls out his sword and cuts the ring from the finger of the Dark Lord destroying not only Sauron but also the mystical sword known as The Chaos Breaker. Luke Skywalker along with his 2 droids and his new buddy Griffin Poteracki are moving towards the 2 Contra stars Bill and Lance. Luke and Griffin have become good friends over the last week because of the moral support that Luke has given Griffin since he was forced to get a bionic arm put on because of his run in last week with Darth Maul. Luke and him had a good cry and lots of hugs over the incident and now they are ready to go into battle. Luke goes out in front so he can deflect the unlimited number of bullets that are being shot at them by Bill & Lance. Luke gets in closer and cuts off Bill Rizer's head and cuts Lance Beam's Spread gun in half. Griffin then puts his metal hand around Lance's neck and Luke sticks his lightsaber through his chest. Underdog is flying over to join the fight against the Jedis but Martian Manhunter gets in his way. The green Martian grabs the dog and crushes him with his bear hands. Jet Li and Jackie Chan start double teaming Jedi Master #12. The Jedi misses them both with a swing of his lightsaber and then Jet Li kicks the saber out of her hand while Jackie Chan finishes her off with a Halberd that he recovered from one of the dead Shining Force knights. Jedi Masters #10 & 11 quickly come and avenge their fallen friend by killing both Jackie and Jet. King Kong jumps onto the side of a building as Arisia flies around him shooting him with green energy. Collossus covers his body with organic metal but it is still not strong enough to repel the amazing amount of weight when King Kong jumps on top of the mutant and crushes him. Arisia and Martian Manhunter fly in to take on the huge Ape and they do as Martian Manhunter goes back in forth from visible to invisible to drive the stupid ape crazy. Arisia uses her lantern ring to make a huge green dagger which then stabs right in the heart of King Kong killing him. This time it was not beauty that killed the beast. Gen. Thade begins battling with Sonny. The battle begins on the ground but they climb onto the side of a billboard and both start swinging around wildly trying to knock each other back onto the ground. Thade fights much more fiercely than the robot but when the chimp knocks Sonny to the ground it does not even break his dense alloy. Thade jumps down on top of him in an attempt to crush his chest but that does not work either. Thade is landing quite a few more hits than Sonny but all it takes is one solid punch into Thade's head for Sonny to take him down. Godzilla is being swarmed by Starship Troopers but he does not have that much of a problem with them as he steps on 2 of them and then uses his fire breath to defeat the other 4. Fortress Maximus' head and his head's head, spike both run back to the city within the city and the 3 of them togeather transform to form the giant robot Fortress Maximus. The Autobot city is so large that it cannot even navigate through the city without inadvertantly damaging the buildings around him. Optimus Prime & Hound transform and roll out toward the huge Autobot. They both transform back into robot form and Optimus releases Roller out into the city streets. Optimus jumps up onto the side of Fortress Maximus and attempts to climb up the side of him but the huge transformer throws Optimus into a building knocking the whole thing down. Optimus gets back on his feet and rushes Maximus again. He pulls out his lazer rifle and begins firing at the walking fortress but Optimus once again gets kicked away by the mammoth Cybertronian. Fortress Maximus then steps on Optimus Prime and keeps walking. Somehow the powerful Autobot leader actually survives this attack and gets back up despite being extremely banged up. Optimus transforms and starts driving up behind Fortress Maximus as fast as he possibly can and then transforms back into robot form and jumps into the middle of Maximus' crashing right into the center of the robot killing the spark of Fortress Maximus but killing himself in the process. The head of Fortress Maximus and the older version of Spike both survive for now. Roller runs right into Willow and runs over basically the only person small enough for Roller to run over. John Wayne then shoots Roller with both barrels of his Coach 12 gauge and puts him out of comission. The head of Fortress Maximus shoots its lazer gun at the group of Jedi Masters but the shots are deflected back at him. He is hit with several returned lazer blasts and then the Jedis finish him off, but they do not realize that they are technically fighting two robots as the head of Fortress Maximus' head transforms into robot form and kicks Jedi Master #2 in the head shattering his skull. He is then destroyed by the Jedis as well. Saruman tells Bomberman that he has a plan and that he should just do whatever he tells him to do. He tells him to get in postion by Sonny and wait for his order to attack. Bomberman does what he is told but when Sonny moves by Bomberman Saruman decides that he does not want to take any chances and he shoots his teammate with a blast from his wand which blows both Bomberman and Sonny up. He-Man & Battle Cat are riding along side the huge truck known as Ultra Magnus towards Jason Bourne. They were told by head coach the oracle to not take this human lightly and they have no intention of doing so. Bourne jumps on the back of Ultra Magnus but the autobot transforms and throws Jason onto the ground. He-Man rides toward his enemy but Bourne pulls out his Sig-Saur and puts a bullet right between the eyes of Battle Cat. He-Man goes flying off of Battle Cat and lands on the ground on his back; Jason picks up He-Man's sword but before he can use it gets shot in the back of the head by Jengo Fett. Hound, the Autobot jeep begins to fight with Swindle the Decepticon jeep but then Swindle exits from the fight and along with his fellow Combaticons they merge to form Bruticus. Hound attempts to hold his ground but is crushed under the huge fist of the mighty gestalt. Duncan Idaho is about to kill Frodo Baggins with his Atreides blade when Sam comes riding up on Bill and into the leg of Idaho to save master Frodo's life. Duncan turns to Sam and gives him a well-placed karate chop to the neck that instantly kills him. Frodo yells "Sam, NOOOOOOOO". Idaho then moves to stab Bill the Pony but Frodo pulls out Sting and stabs the ginaz swordsmen in the chest. Oh by the way Superman and Thor are still fighting above the city. Arisia attacks Saruman but he blocks her green energy with a white force field. She tries to overpower him thinking that there is no power that her will combined with the green lantern ring cannot overcome but she proves wrong as Saruman pushes back with all of his power and completely overtakes the young green lantern killing her and leaving Saruman completely exhausted. Bowser grabs Kamilla and then hides in an alley to have the chicken for a snack. T-1000 turns to liquid metal and rolls up the side of Iron Hide. The Terminator then turns back into his "human" form and shoves two long sword-like arms deep into the Transformer tearing him apart. Godzilla turns and with his ultra-powered fire breath disintegrates the liquid metal robot. Martian Manhunter flies down and with a single punch destroys that bowl like thing that Dr. Robotnik sits in. The Manhunter than easily kills Robotnik. Martian Manhunter then attacks Ultra Magnus by picking him up and throwing him into Bruticus knocking the arm off of the Gestalt. All of the sudden Martian Manhunter looks up to see the Mjonir falling from the sky. He now knows that Superman has defeated Thor in the air battle and that it is looking bleak for his team. Superman flies down but is in no shape to fight anyone else. Martian Manhunter believes that this is his oppurtunity to beat the last son of Krypton but as he is racing over to fight the overly exhausted Superman. He is surrounded by Neo, Seraph, Trinity, and Luke. The 4 of them, now all wielding lightsabers slice the manhunter apart with their blindingly fast moves. All that remains is the Jedi Masters as the rest of the team surrounds them. Neo tells Superman to hang back because they need him for another day and he actually listens. What is left of The Shining Force take down 3 Masters but not before they get Aerosmit and Mac Dad. The Jedi's also take down Swoop but Blitzwing and Skywarp get 2 each as they attack from the sky and Blitzwing gets 1 more in tank form. Jengo Fett manages to shoot 1 of the Masters but not before he kills the all but useless Barney Rubble. The last 4 Jedi die valiantly as they try to attack Godzilla.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
George WAshington's Slaves are Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1-16, Optimus Prime & Roller, Hound, Sauron, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Collossus, Arisia, Martian Manhunter, Bill Rizer & Lance Beam, Jason Bourne, T-1000, Starship Trooper #1-6, Camilla the Chicken, Sonny (I-Robot), & Al Dizogg.
Superman and Thor take to the air far above the city where they can do battle without being bothered by the others. Gannon moves against the Jedi Masters first using some black magic to kill Jedi Master #4 but the other Jedis are not as easily taken by these powers and they slice him to shreds. Al Dogg walks up to Yogurt and asks "are you a llama"? With a stunning attack Yogurt removes 1 hit points from Al Dog; Al Dog is defeated. Yogurt gets a Yogurt ring. Neo, Seraph, and Trinity attack Shaak Ti and Ki Adi Mundi. Neo takes out Ki Adi by putting his foot through his stomach with a kick. Trinity does that thing where she kicks over the top of her head and stuns Shaak Ti long enough for Seraph to shoot her. Neo & Trinity pick up their lightsabers. The Shining Force move into a defensive battle formation as Sauron comes up to attack. Even though they are used to fighting creatures with powers similar to that of the dark lord's and they outnumber him 30 to 1 many of them are still scared as Sauron the Deciever moves closer and closer. Sauron uses his mighty mallet and takes out Arthur, Vanvanvn, Jay Leno, & Dump with 1 swing. Carli!!! uses Blaze 4 on him but Sauron actually seems to enjoy the added heat. So April!!! and Mogie both cast Freeze 4 on him which he doesn't like so much. Granted it does not actually hurt him either it just gives him an excuse to kill them next. He then kills Ed 1, LitleJon, Nick, & Wimp with his next round of attacks sending them flying dozens of yards away. Yogurt and Bear both die of fright. By taking over their brains with his sheer evil will he then kills WierdAl, Dr. Ruel, and Tweetie. It is looking very grim until the hero of the Shining Force Max pulls out his sword and cuts the ring from the finger of the Dark Lord destroying not only Sauron but also the mystical sword known as The Chaos Breaker. Luke Skywalker along with his 2 droids and his new buddy Griffin Poteracki are moving towards the 2 Contra stars Bill and Lance. Luke and Griffin have become good friends over the last week because of the moral support that Luke has given Griffin since he was forced to get a bionic arm put on because of his run in last week with Darth Maul. Luke and him had a good cry and lots of hugs over the incident and now they are ready to go into battle. Luke goes out in front so he can deflect the unlimited number of bullets that are being shot at them by Bill & Lance. Luke gets in closer and cuts off Bill Rizer's head and cuts Lance Beam's Spread gun in half. Griffin then puts his metal hand around Lance's neck and Luke sticks his lightsaber through his chest. Underdog is flying over to join the fight against the Jedis but Martian Manhunter gets in his way. The green Martian grabs the dog and crushes him with his bear hands. Jet Li and Jackie Chan start double teaming Jedi Master #12. The Jedi misses them both with a swing of his lightsaber and then Jet Li kicks the saber out of her hand while Jackie Chan finishes her off with a Halberd that he recovered from one of the dead Shining Force knights. Jedi Masters #10 & 11 quickly come and avenge their fallen friend by killing both Jackie and Jet. King Kong jumps onto the side of a building as Arisia flies around him shooting him with green energy. Collossus covers his body with organic metal but it is still not strong enough to repel the amazing amount of weight when King Kong jumps on top of the mutant and crushes him. Arisia and Martian Manhunter fly in to take on the huge Ape and they do as Martian Manhunter goes back in forth from visible to invisible to drive the stupid ape crazy. Arisia uses her lantern ring to make a huge green dagger which then stabs right in the heart of King Kong killing him. This time it was not beauty that killed the beast. Gen. Thade begins battling with Sonny. The battle begins on the ground but they climb onto the side of a billboard and both start swinging around wildly trying to knock each other back onto the ground. Thade fights much more fiercely than the robot but when the chimp knocks Sonny to the ground it does not even break his dense alloy. Thade jumps down on top of him in an attempt to crush his chest but that does not work either. Thade is landing quite a few more hits than Sonny but all it takes is one solid punch into Thade's head for Sonny to take him down. Godzilla is being swarmed by Starship Troopers but he does not have that much of a problem with them as he steps on 2 of them and then uses his fire breath to defeat the other 4. Fortress Maximus' head and his head's head, spike both run back to the city within the city and the 3 of them togeather transform to form the giant robot Fortress Maximus. The Autobot city is so large that it cannot even navigate through the city without inadvertantly damaging the buildings around him. Optimus Prime & Hound transform and roll out toward the huge Autobot. They both transform back into robot form and Optimus releases Roller out into the city streets. Optimus jumps up onto the side of Fortress Maximus and attempts to climb up the side of him but the huge transformer throws Optimus into a building knocking the whole thing down. Optimus gets back on his feet and rushes Maximus again. He pulls out his lazer rifle and begins firing at the walking fortress but Optimus once again gets kicked away by the mammoth Cybertronian. Fortress Maximus then steps on Optimus Prime and keeps walking. Somehow the powerful Autobot leader actually survives this attack and gets back up despite being extremely banged up. Optimus transforms and starts driving up behind Fortress Maximus as fast as he possibly can and then transforms back into robot form and jumps into the middle of Maximus' crashing right into the center of the robot killing the spark of Fortress Maximus but killing himself in the process. The head of Fortress Maximus and the older version of Spike both survive for now. Roller runs right into Willow and runs over basically the only person small enough for Roller to run over. John Wayne then shoots Roller with both barrels of his Coach 12 gauge and puts him out of comission. The head of Fortress Maximus shoots its lazer gun at the group of Jedi Masters but the shots are deflected back at him. He is hit with several returned lazer blasts and then the Jedis finish him off, but they do not realize that they are technically fighting two robots as the head of Fortress Maximus' head transforms into robot form and kicks Jedi Master #2 in the head shattering his skull. He is then destroyed by the Jedis as well. Saruman tells Bomberman that he has a plan and that he should just do whatever he tells him to do. He tells him to get in postion by Sonny and wait for his order to attack. Bomberman does what he is told but when Sonny moves by Bomberman Saruman decides that he does not want to take any chances and he shoots his teammate with a blast from his wand which blows both Bomberman and Sonny up. He-Man & Battle Cat are riding along side the huge truck known as Ultra Magnus towards Jason Bourne. They were told by head coach the oracle to not take this human lightly and they have no intention of doing so. Bourne jumps on the back of Ultra Magnus but the autobot transforms and throws Jason onto the ground. He-Man rides toward his enemy but Bourne pulls out his Sig-Saur and puts a bullet right between the eyes of Battle Cat. He-Man goes flying off of Battle Cat and lands on the ground on his back; Jason picks up He-Man's sword but before he can use it gets shot in the back of the head by Jengo Fett. Hound, the Autobot jeep begins to fight with Swindle the Decepticon jeep but then Swindle exits from the fight and along with his fellow Combaticons they merge to form Bruticus. Hound attempts to hold his ground but is crushed under the huge fist of the mighty gestalt. Duncan Idaho is about to kill Frodo Baggins with his Atreides blade when Sam comes riding up on Bill and into the leg of Idaho to save master Frodo's life. Duncan turns to Sam and gives him a well-placed karate chop to the neck that instantly kills him. Frodo yells "Sam, NOOOOOOOO". Idaho then moves to stab Bill the Pony but Frodo pulls out Sting and stabs the ginaz swordsmen in the chest. Oh by the way Superman and Thor are still fighting above the city. Arisia attacks Saruman but he blocks her green energy with a white force field. She tries to overpower him thinking that there is no power that her will combined with the green lantern ring cannot overcome but she proves wrong as Saruman pushes back with all of his power and completely overtakes the young green lantern killing her and leaving Saruman completely exhausted. Bowser grabs Kamilla and then hides in an alley to have the chicken for a snack. T-1000 turns to liquid metal and rolls up the side of Iron Hide. The Terminator then turns back into his "human" form and shoves two long sword-like arms deep into the Transformer tearing him apart. Godzilla turns and with his ultra-powered fire breath disintegrates the liquid metal robot. Martian Manhunter flies down and with a single punch destroys that bowl like thing that Dr. Robotnik sits in. The Manhunter than easily kills Robotnik. Martian Manhunter then attacks Ultra Magnus by picking him up and throwing him into Bruticus knocking the arm off of the Gestalt. All of the sudden Martian Manhunter looks up to see the Mjonir falling from the sky. He now knows that Superman has defeated Thor in the air battle and that it is looking bleak for his team. Superman flies down but is in no shape to fight anyone else. Martian Manhunter believes that this is his oppurtunity to beat the last son of Krypton but as he is racing over to fight the overly exhausted Superman. He is surrounded by Neo, Seraph, Trinity, and Luke. The 4 of them, now all wielding lightsabers slice the manhunter apart with their blindingly fast moves. All that remains is the Jedi Masters as the rest of the team surrounds them. Neo tells Superman to hang back because they need him for another day and he actually listens. What is left of The Shining Force take down 3 Masters but not before they get Aerosmit and Mac Dad. The Jedi's also take down Swoop but Blitzwing and Skywarp get 2 each as they attack from the sky and Blitzwing gets 1 more in tank form. Jengo Fett manages to shoot 1 of the Masters but not before he kills the all but useless Barney Rubble. The last 4 Jedi die valiantly as they try to attack Godzilla.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Monday, March 24, 2008
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
Beckerman's...... are Tyrone, Warg #1-6, Velociraptor #1-9, Belle & The Beast, Hermione Granger, Carnage, Ash, Duncan Mcleod, Doomsday, Gambit, Micheal Myers, Capt. Britain, Dracula, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Sith Lord #3, The Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Capt., Arc Trooper Lt. #1 & 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Specialist, & Arc Trooper #1-5, Wolverine, Nazgul #6 w/ his Fell Beast, Dark Side Marauder #1-4, Uruk Hai #1-7, & Green Dragon #1 & 2.
Brock Sampson's...... are Brock Sampson, Guy Gardner, Howard the Duck, Beatrix Kiddo, Batgirl, Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, & Daphne w/ Scooby Dumb, Ron Popeil, Blossom, Buttercup, & Bubbles, Shatterstar, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-50, & Ewok #1 & 2.
Tyrone the Moose orders his team to hang back while they release the wargs and raptors to see if they can scare up Brock's team that has taken cover within the buildings. The Arc Troopers, are carrying a coffin and they carry it in to the nearest building and find the basement. Once it is safe they open the coffin and Dracula gets out. Brock Sampson puts his marines on raptor duty and orders his Clone Troopers to go warg hunting. Raptor #1 comes sneaking into the area where some of the Marines are hiding. Marine #13 orders his men to take aim at the lone raptor who seems to be staring right at them. The Marines shoot the raptor but just then Velociraptor #2 & 3 jump out from the sides where they were not even seen. These 2 raptors kill Marines #13-20 before they are gunned down. The remaining Marines radio there comrades to let them know about the raptors cunning hunting ability but it is a little to late. The other 6 raptors stayed togeather in a pack and attacked a larger group of marines. The Marines managed to kill every last one but with losses that they consider unexceptable. The 9 raptors may be dead, but 15 marines died with them. The wargs are racing through the street with clone troopers scattering everywhere in an attempt to kill them. Despite their armor the Wargs have no problem killing the clones. The 6 wargs take out 24 of the clone troopers before the clones finally get the last warg. Gen. Tyrone next orders his Green Dragons and Uruk Hai to attack and sends Carnage and Nazgul #6 to get up high between the buildings to scout out the enemies position. He once again orders the rest of his twisted backyardigan team to hang back, but Doomsday and Micheal Myers don't follow orders which is why they go off on their own looking for fresh blood. The 7 Uruk Hai probably would have been a better match for the less-armored marines but they attack the clones instead. They do manage to take out 4 of them with their fierce charge but they are mowed down with lazer blasts fairly quickly after that. The two green dragons swoop down next spraying 8 of the marines with poison causing them to double over in pain before they die. But that is the least of their worries as Micheal Myers starts slowly walking up on a group of 10 Marines. The Marines don't think much of 1 dude strolling up with a knife so they unload their .223 caliber rounds into him. After being hit with many rounds Myers does eventually fall but he gets right back up and starts murdering marines like crazy (because he is). Mike Myers, despite being filled with bullets kills 8 marines with his knife and bear hands before Marines # 41 & 42 pop open grenades and stick them in his clothing before they run away. Myers is blown apart by the grenades and finally finished. The Green Dragons now do a fly by on the clones and kill 3 of them with their poison breath. The clones and marines are now looking up to try to see where the dragons are going to come from next but it is not the dragons they see but Doomsday who is leaping at them. Doomsday goes on a complete rampage and is completely unaffected by the bullets and lazer blasts from the clones and marines. He kills every last marine and clone and even kills the 2 green dragons who are on his team. Doomsday just enjoys the sheer carnage of it all and could care less whether or not his team wins or loses. Velma begins spying through the windows of the building that the arc troopers went into and gets to the bottom of the mystery. She lets the rest of the gang know so Brock Sampson tells Guy Gardner that this is a job for him. Guy decides that there is no reason to actually fight Dracula so instead he creates a huge hand with his green powered ring and picks up the whole building leaving only the basement where Dracula was dwelling. This exposes Dracula to the sunlight and kills him. Guy Gardner does not have much time to enjoy this victory though as Carnage swoops in from one side and Nazgul #6 Flies in from the other. Guy Gardner shoots the Fell Beast that the Ringwraith is riding on and kills it. The Nazgul begins to free fall but Carnage catches him, not because he is a nice person but because he knows he is going to need the help of the evil former human if he is going to beat some one as powerful as Guy Gardner. The 2 of them land on top of the roof of 1 of the smaller buildings and Guy Gardner flies in to do battle with them. Carnage and the Ringwraith seperate from each other just barely dodging Gardner's first attack. Carnage sticks the Green Lantern with part of the black symbiote suit and pulls him out of the air. Guy Gardner begins to become consumed by the alien power but by sheer sense of will uses his power ring to blast Carnage away from him. He then focuses the power rings energy at Carnage and completely obliterates him. He then stops for a moment because he believes that part of the evil alien might still be on his back, but he realizes that it is not the alien at all. It was the sword of Nazgul #6 that was just stuck into his back. The wound is deep and Guy Gardner dies. Boba Fett and The Arc Troopers move against the unofficial leader of the team Brock Sampson. Sampson jumps in and easily takes out Arc Trooper #3 & 4 and Arc Trooper Lt. #2. Sampson charges at Boba Fett next but Fett back flips out of the way using his jet pack to catapult himself. He opens fire but Brock jumps out of the way and Boba Fett accidentally kills Arc #1. But in the end Brock could not handle the superior numbers and the Arc Troopers finish him off with the Arc Trooper Capt. himself getting the kill. Hermione Granger begins chasing Howard the Duck all over the city when he runs into a building to hide, he takes the elevator up to the roof of the skyscraper but when he gets up their Belle and The Beast are already there just hanging out and admiring the view and dancing? Howard the Duck gets tired of running and decides that it is time to fight (plus these 2 aren't waving magic wands at him). Howard runs at Belle and gives her a Quack-Fu drop kick right off the top of the building. The Beast jumps off to try and save her and for a second he does. He catches her and then grabs on to a flag pole that is hanging outside one of the top floor windows. The Beast begins to climb back up to the top of the building but it is difficult while he is holding Belle. Howard then thinks to himself hmmm. well it's kind of mean, but... well what the heck and he starts throwing whatever he can find at the 2 of them in hopes to knock them off. He misses with all of the rocks and sticks he finds up there but when he sees one of those stone ash trays he knows what he needs to do. He can barely lift the thing up as he throws it over the edge and it hits the Beast in the head causing him and Belle to both fall to their doom. Hermione Granger is just a couple of seconds to late to save her teammates as she busts through the door, finally finding the duck. She blasts him with her wand and sends him flying off the edge of the building. Beatrix Kiddo cuts Tyrone in half on her way to her fight with Duncan Mcleod. The 2 of them engage in an epic sword battle that is truly one for the ages. The Bride moves quickly and slices Mcleod right above his knee with her katana and then stabs him in the chest. She pulls her sword out waiting for him to die but without removing his head Duncan recovers from the injury and comes at her with his katana. She blocks his first 3 swings but Mcleod comes out on top in round 2 as he delivers a fatal blow that slices open the Bride's neck. Having battled with him many times before usually without much success, Shatterstar enlists the help of Batgirl before he moves against Wolverine. The 2 of them work very good togeather even against someone who is the best at what he does, but Dark Side Marauder #1 sees this fight happening and decides to go help out Wolverine. The Marauder charges with his lightsaber open but Shatterstar sticks both of his swords into the Marauder's chest. This was a good move but it took his attention away from Wolverine for 1 second which is way to long. Wolverine takes this oppurtunity to stick his claws into Shatterstar's neck. Batgirl is doing an excellent job of not letting Wolverine's claws get to her but she does not seem to have anything in her utility belt that can hurt Logan bad enough that his healing factor can't heal it. She does a flip and lands next to Shatterstar's swords and she picks them up. She runs at Wolverine and hits him about 3 times with the swords but Wolverine just kicks her out of the way right on top of the dead Dark Side Marauder's body, knocking both the swords from her hands. She watches as the wounds she just inflicted heal up right before her eyes. Wolverine says to her as he's kicking the swords of the dead Shatterstar away from Batgirl "sorry sweetheart but you, ain't got nothing that's gonna hurt me". Wolverine expects her to make a move to get back Shatterstar's swords but instead she comes up with the red lightsaber of the Dark Side Marauder and slices right through the adamantium skeleton of Wolverine splitting his body completely in half. Gambit spots Scooby and Shaggy in the distance and starts running after them. He chases them for several blocks as he hears Shaggy yell in the distance to his pal Scooby "like gang way". They run through an alley, then through a small shop and into the back room. Shag and Scoob then run out the back door but as Gambit is running through the door ready to pull out his energy charged playing cards Fred screams "NOW" which is the signal for Velma and Daphne to pull the ropes they are holding in their hands. Velma's rope trips Gambit and the rope that Daphne pulls causes a bucket to fall on his head. Also a skateboard comes rolling out which he steps on and goes sliding into the wall. Fred says "Now we've finally solved the mystery of the ragin cajun". Velma throws Shag & Scoob each a scooby snack and then reminds the gang that this week is an even week and that they are in a deathmatch. Scooby says "Ruh Roh" and then they pull out their pocket knives and brutally murder the knocked out Gambit. This victory is short-lived; because soon after this blood bath Capt. Britain flies in with the remaining 3 Dark Side Marauders following close behind on foot. The Marauders take out Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and his moronic cousin Scooby Dumb while Capt. Britain takes out Fred, Velma, and Daphne with 3 quick punches to their heads. Vader and his apprentice Darth Yardigan hold firm in their positions as The Power Puff Girls circle around them from above. The 2 Sith Lords deflect all of the Power Puff Girls ranged attacks with the force and with their lightsabers. They then make the mistake of trying to fly in a little closer to use their super-human strength against the 2 dark lords. Vader does a simple lightsaber spin which cuts Blossom in half and Darth Yardigan jumps into the air to stab Buttercup in her little stomach. Vader says to his apprentice "Impressive Lord Yardigan". Vader then puts his lightsaber away and begins to slowly clench his fist togeather. Bubbles grabs at her neck for a couple of seconds and then eventually falls out of the air. "All to easy" says Vader. Doomsday, who is still rampaging through the city destroying everything in his path comes across the 2 ewoks and rips them to pieces. Ash runs up to Ron Popeil to attack him with his chainsaw hand but Popeil pulls out his new Ronco portable battery chainsaw and a battle ensues. Ron might be the world's greatest inventor but nobody fights with a chainsaw like Ash. Ash digs his chainsaw limb into the neck of Mr. Popeil and kills him. Batgirl looks around and notices that she is the only one left on her team. With lightsaber in hand she moves against the remaining 3 Marauders and begins fighting with them. She is a natural with a lightsaber and they can't seem to get to her. Lord Vader, now the default leader that Tyrone is dead looks down at his team issued bracelet that says WWBD (this of course stands for What Would the Backyardigans Do). Vader then orders Boba Fett and The Arc Troopers to open fire at her. Vader considers it a more than exceptable loss that Marauder #2 & 4 are killed along with Batgirl in the onslaught.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson's...... are Brock Sampson, Guy Gardner, Howard the Duck, Beatrix Kiddo, Batgirl, Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, & Daphne w/ Scooby Dumb, Ron Popeil, Blossom, Buttercup, & Bubbles, Shatterstar, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-50, & Ewok #1 & 2.
Tyrone the Moose orders his team to hang back while they release the wargs and raptors to see if they can scare up Brock's team that has taken cover within the buildings. The Arc Troopers, are carrying a coffin and they carry it in to the nearest building and find the basement. Once it is safe they open the coffin and Dracula gets out. Brock Sampson puts his marines on raptor duty and orders his Clone Troopers to go warg hunting. Raptor #1 comes sneaking into the area where some of the Marines are hiding. Marine #13 orders his men to take aim at the lone raptor who seems to be staring right at them. The Marines shoot the raptor but just then Velociraptor #2 & 3 jump out from the sides where they were not even seen. These 2 raptors kill Marines #13-20 before they are gunned down. The remaining Marines radio there comrades to let them know about the raptors cunning hunting ability but it is a little to late. The other 6 raptors stayed togeather in a pack and attacked a larger group of marines. The Marines managed to kill every last one but with losses that they consider unexceptable. The 9 raptors may be dead, but 15 marines died with them. The wargs are racing through the street with clone troopers scattering everywhere in an attempt to kill them. Despite their armor the Wargs have no problem killing the clones. The 6 wargs take out 24 of the clone troopers before the clones finally get the last warg. Gen. Tyrone next orders his Green Dragons and Uruk Hai to attack and sends Carnage and Nazgul #6 to get up high between the buildings to scout out the enemies position. He once again orders the rest of his twisted backyardigan team to hang back, but Doomsday and Micheal Myers don't follow orders which is why they go off on their own looking for fresh blood. The 7 Uruk Hai probably would have been a better match for the less-armored marines but they attack the clones instead. They do manage to take out 4 of them with their fierce charge but they are mowed down with lazer blasts fairly quickly after that. The two green dragons swoop down next spraying 8 of the marines with poison causing them to double over in pain before they die. But that is the least of their worries as Micheal Myers starts slowly walking up on a group of 10 Marines. The Marines don't think much of 1 dude strolling up with a knife so they unload their .223 caliber rounds into him. After being hit with many rounds Myers does eventually fall but he gets right back up and starts murdering marines like crazy (because he is). Mike Myers, despite being filled with bullets kills 8 marines with his knife and bear hands before Marines # 41 & 42 pop open grenades and stick them in his clothing before they run away. Myers is blown apart by the grenades and finally finished. The Green Dragons now do a fly by on the clones and kill 3 of them with their poison breath. The clones and marines are now looking up to try to see where the dragons are going to come from next but it is not the dragons they see but Doomsday who is leaping at them. Doomsday goes on a complete rampage and is completely unaffected by the bullets and lazer blasts from the clones and marines. He kills every last marine and clone and even kills the 2 green dragons who are on his team. Doomsday just enjoys the sheer carnage of it all and could care less whether or not his team wins or loses. Velma begins spying through the windows of the building that the arc troopers went into and gets to the bottom of the mystery. She lets the rest of the gang know so Brock Sampson tells Guy Gardner that this is a job for him. Guy decides that there is no reason to actually fight Dracula so instead he creates a huge hand with his green powered ring and picks up the whole building leaving only the basement where Dracula was dwelling. This exposes Dracula to the sunlight and kills him. Guy Gardner does not have much time to enjoy this victory though as Carnage swoops in from one side and Nazgul #6 Flies in from the other. Guy Gardner shoots the Fell Beast that the Ringwraith is riding on and kills it. The Nazgul begins to free fall but Carnage catches him, not because he is a nice person but because he knows he is going to need the help of the evil former human if he is going to beat some one as powerful as Guy Gardner. The 2 of them land on top of the roof of 1 of the smaller buildings and Guy Gardner flies in to do battle with them. Carnage and the Ringwraith seperate from each other just barely dodging Gardner's first attack. Carnage sticks the Green Lantern with part of the black symbiote suit and pulls him out of the air. Guy Gardner begins to become consumed by the alien power but by sheer sense of will uses his power ring to blast Carnage away from him. He then focuses the power rings energy at Carnage and completely obliterates him. He then stops for a moment because he believes that part of the evil alien might still be on his back, but he realizes that it is not the alien at all. It was the sword of Nazgul #6 that was just stuck into his back. The wound is deep and Guy Gardner dies. Boba Fett and The Arc Troopers move against the unofficial leader of the team Brock Sampson. Sampson jumps in and easily takes out Arc Trooper #3 & 4 and Arc Trooper Lt. #2. Sampson charges at Boba Fett next but Fett back flips out of the way using his jet pack to catapult himself. He opens fire but Brock jumps out of the way and Boba Fett accidentally kills Arc #1. But in the end Brock could not handle the superior numbers and the Arc Troopers finish him off with the Arc Trooper Capt. himself getting the kill. Hermione Granger begins chasing Howard the Duck all over the city when he runs into a building to hide, he takes the elevator up to the roof of the skyscraper but when he gets up their Belle and The Beast are already there just hanging out and admiring the view and dancing? Howard the Duck gets tired of running and decides that it is time to fight (plus these 2 aren't waving magic wands at him). Howard runs at Belle and gives her a Quack-Fu drop kick right off the top of the building. The Beast jumps off to try and save her and for a second he does. He catches her and then grabs on to a flag pole that is hanging outside one of the top floor windows. The Beast begins to climb back up to the top of the building but it is difficult while he is holding Belle. Howard then thinks to himself hmmm. well it's kind of mean, but... well what the heck and he starts throwing whatever he can find at the 2 of them in hopes to knock them off. He misses with all of the rocks and sticks he finds up there but when he sees one of those stone ash trays he knows what he needs to do. He can barely lift the thing up as he throws it over the edge and it hits the Beast in the head causing him and Belle to both fall to their doom. Hermione Granger is just a couple of seconds to late to save her teammates as she busts through the door, finally finding the duck. She blasts him with her wand and sends him flying off the edge of the building. Beatrix Kiddo cuts Tyrone in half on her way to her fight with Duncan Mcleod. The 2 of them engage in an epic sword battle that is truly one for the ages. The Bride moves quickly and slices Mcleod right above his knee with her katana and then stabs him in the chest. She pulls her sword out waiting for him to die but without removing his head Duncan recovers from the injury and comes at her with his katana. She blocks his first 3 swings but Mcleod comes out on top in round 2 as he delivers a fatal blow that slices open the Bride's neck. Having battled with him many times before usually without much success, Shatterstar enlists the help of Batgirl before he moves against Wolverine. The 2 of them work very good togeather even against someone who is the best at what he does, but Dark Side Marauder #1 sees this fight happening and decides to go help out Wolverine. The Marauder charges with his lightsaber open but Shatterstar sticks both of his swords into the Marauder's chest. This was a good move but it took his attention away from Wolverine for 1 second which is way to long. Wolverine takes this oppurtunity to stick his claws into Shatterstar's neck. Batgirl is doing an excellent job of not letting Wolverine's claws get to her but she does not seem to have anything in her utility belt that can hurt Logan bad enough that his healing factor can't heal it. She does a flip and lands next to Shatterstar's swords and she picks them up. She runs at Wolverine and hits him about 3 times with the swords but Wolverine just kicks her out of the way right on top of the dead Dark Side Marauder's body, knocking both the swords from her hands. She watches as the wounds she just inflicted heal up right before her eyes. Wolverine says to her as he's kicking the swords of the dead Shatterstar away from Batgirl "sorry sweetheart but you, ain't got nothing that's gonna hurt me". Wolverine expects her to make a move to get back Shatterstar's swords but instead she comes up with the red lightsaber of the Dark Side Marauder and slices right through the adamantium skeleton of Wolverine splitting his body completely in half. Gambit spots Scooby and Shaggy in the distance and starts running after them. He chases them for several blocks as he hears Shaggy yell in the distance to his pal Scooby "like gang way". They run through an alley, then through a small shop and into the back room. Shag and Scoob then run out the back door but as Gambit is running through the door ready to pull out his energy charged playing cards Fred screams "NOW" which is the signal for Velma and Daphne to pull the ropes they are holding in their hands. Velma's rope trips Gambit and the rope that Daphne pulls causes a bucket to fall on his head. Also a skateboard comes rolling out which he steps on and goes sliding into the wall. Fred says "Now we've finally solved the mystery of the ragin cajun". Velma throws Shag & Scoob each a scooby snack and then reminds the gang that this week is an even week and that they are in a deathmatch. Scooby says "Ruh Roh" and then they pull out their pocket knives and brutally murder the knocked out Gambit. This victory is short-lived; because soon after this blood bath Capt. Britain flies in with the remaining 3 Dark Side Marauders following close behind on foot. The Marauders take out Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and his moronic cousin Scooby Dumb while Capt. Britain takes out Fred, Velma, and Daphne with 3 quick punches to their heads. Vader and his apprentice Darth Yardigan hold firm in their positions as The Power Puff Girls circle around them from above. The 2 Sith Lords deflect all of the Power Puff Girls ranged attacks with the force and with their lightsabers. They then make the mistake of trying to fly in a little closer to use their super-human strength against the 2 dark lords. Vader does a simple lightsaber spin which cuts Blossom in half and Darth Yardigan jumps into the air to stab Buttercup in her little stomach. Vader says to his apprentice "Impressive Lord Yardigan". Vader then puts his lightsaber away and begins to slowly clench his fist togeather. Bubbles grabs at her neck for a couple of seconds and then eventually falls out of the air. "All to easy" says Vader. Doomsday, who is still rampaging through the city destroying everything in his path comes across the 2 ewoks and rips them to pieces. Ash runs up to Ron Popeil to attack him with his chainsaw hand but Popeil pulls out his new Ronco portable battery chainsaw and a battle ensues. Ron might be the world's greatest inventor but nobody fights with a chainsaw like Ash. Ash digs his chainsaw limb into the neck of Mr. Popeil and kills him. Batgirl looks around and notices that she is the only one left on her team. With lightsaber in hand she moves against the remaining 3 Marauders and begins fighting with them. She is a natural with a lightsaber and they can't seem to get to her. Lord Vader, now the default leader that Tyrone is dead looks down at his team issued bracelet that says WWBD (this of course stands for What Would the Backyardigans Do). Vader then orders Boba Fett and The Arc Troopers to open fire at her. Vader considers it a more than exceptable loss that Marauder #2 & 4 are killed along with Batgirl in the onslaught.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Reign Supremacy Vs. Hannah Monatana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris, Sgt. Mike Shinsky, The Ghostbusters: Ray Stanz, Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, & Winston Zeddimore, Elite Clonetrooper #21, Batman & Robin, Starship Trooper #51-69, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty, Linus Caldwell, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Yen, Frank Catton, Bashar Tarr, Saul Bloom, Livingston Dell, & Rueben Tishkoff, The Crew of Serenity: Capt. Malcom Reynolds, Zoe, Wash, Jane, Kylee, Simon, River, Anora, & Book, Capt. America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry, Upgraded Agent #1-3, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, & Sandra Bullock.
Hannah Montana..... are Ellen Ripley, The Colonial Marines: Lt. Gorman, Bishop 341-B, Gunnery Sgt. Apone, Corporal Hicks, Corp. Ferro, Corp. Dietrich, Private First Class Hudson, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Private Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, & Pvt. Wierzbowski, Dave Bowman (The Starchild), HAL 9000, Frank Poole, Karallen, The Cloverfield Monster, Spider Man, The Terminator (from T-3), Shawn Farrel, V, Roger Murtaugh & Martin Riggs, Bryan Beckerman, IG-88, Zam Wessel, Clone Trooper #100, Starship Trooper #100, Angel, Metroid #1-6, Donkey Kong, Qui Gonn Jinn, Gen. Grevious, Buffy Summers, Leon, Rick Deckard, Albus Dumbledore, Agamemnon & Juno, Dante, Tlaloc, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, Dora, Backpack, & Boots, Harry Potter, Bizarro, Willow Rosenburg, Brangelina, Zahara, & Dozer #1.
Danny Ocean has put togeather a great plan which begins with a great sneek attack. But HAL 9000 has computed that the probability of this is working very high and that the Hannah and Barack crew will not be able to defend against this kind of trickery. So head coach Barack Obama asks for a short delay of the match. This unorthodox delay is granted and while both teams are waiting Bryan Beckerman files a motion with The mystical leaders of the Fantasy Fantasy League. This motion states that no past precedent has occurred where a team was allowed to have a pre-prepared position that would allow for a sneak attack on the oppossing team. The cosmic powers that be, actually side with Barack Obama's team and with their legal counsel Bryan Beckerman and state that to begin this match all members of both teams must start on the same street, and in plain view of each other. An exception was made for HAL 9000 who was put up in a nearby building because he is stationary and for Angel who cannot be exposed to sunlight. Head coach Alfred Pennyworth complains stating that he believes this ruling is completely unfair (because it is) but the powers that be say that their word is final and the match begins. The Colonial Marines begin complaining about the way their team has faired in the past 2 matches and their team's leadership. Hudson says "Yeah man, what the hell? It's about time we actually got the start" Vasquez replies with "Its that damn Starchild, he is a total bust, he gets the start every week while we ride the bench, it's ridiculous". Drake says "Hell yeah Vasquez, the only week we won was when he didn't start. He's supposed to be our franchise player and he hasn't done crap." "Some first draft pick he turned out to be". Vasquez answers back. Apone tells them "Shut up! All of you. They ain't payin you to have opinions. We're here to fight". Apone then leads his marines, along with Starship Trooper #100 & Clone Trooper #100 against Danny Ocean's crew who are somewhat useless since their plan was not able to be enacted. The Colonial Marines gun down every last one of them. Lt. Gorman escorts Frank Poole into the building where HAL 9000 is set up so he can work the super computer and relay its orders to the team. Dave Bowman flies into action going right through Sandra Bullock disintegrating her. But the Ghostbusters see the Starchild coming and blast it with their proton packs, holding him in place in the air. Despite the excitement Peter Venkman comments to Ray that he thinks that Ripley chick is really hot and asks him if he thinks she looks kind of familiar. Ray ignores him as he throws the trap onto the ground, kicks it under Dave Bowman and opens it up. The Ghostbusters pull up on their proton accelerators and Dave Bowman gets sucked into the trap. "I told you that guy was a bust" Vasquez yells. The Metroids are drawn to the energy being shot out by the Ghostbusters and they latch onto the 4 of them as well as Starship Trooper #59 & 60. They suck the life out of them but Batman & Robin throw 3 pellets each at the life-sucking aliens that once they pop temporarily freeze all 6 of the Metroids. Iron Man and Cyborg rush in and hit each of the Metroids with 5 rockets. Chuck Norris runs up to Beckerman and says "file this complaint" as he gives him a roundhouse kick that actually knocks Bryan's head off. Elite Clonetrooper #21 shoots Clone Trooper #100. The Starship Troopers attack the Colonial Marines killing Pvt Wierzbowski and Corp. Ferro as well as Starship Trooper #100. The marines retreat taking cover inside a store front but while they are running for cover they kill Starship Troopers #56, 57, & 58. Bizarro and the Cyborg Superman begin trading blows with each other while in mid-air, but just as it looks like Cyborg Superman is going to win out Tlaloc and Dante fly up to help. Cyborg Superman smashes Bizarro in the head, cracking his neck. The Cyborg Superman flies over to the top of the building that the 2 Cymeks are on and instantly crushes Dante with his bear hands. A smaller rolling robot emerges out of the back of Tlaloc but the Superman clone pays little attention to it as Tlaloc begins to retreat by flying as far into the sky as possible. Cyborg Superman stops for a second to laugh as this huge robot retreats from him and then he flies after him, catching up in a matter of seconds. As they approach space (which is out of bounds for this match) Cyborg Superman goes to punch Tlaloc but before he can a nuke goes off from inside the robot and blows them both up. The actual living brain that is Tlaloc is still on top of the building in his smaller/sleeker escape robot operating his capsule and the nuke by remote. The Cloverfield Monster comes walking down the center of the street destroying everything in its path. The Starship Troopers turn their attention from the marines and attack the monster. Some of them use their jets to jump on the back of the monster and they all use their extremely high powered weaponry to blast away at it and the smaller monsters that it is dropping all over the city streets. The troopers begin to become overwhelmed so Iron Man, Starfire, and Cyborg rush in to help. Iron Man and Starfire take to the air and begin flying around the huge monster but Cyborg gets crushed almost immediately. Starfire and Iron Man double team the monster as they switch off shooting at it and flying in closer to use their powerful fists as melee weapons while the Starship Troopers provide much needed cover fire but also suffer heavy losses. Starfire gets knocked to the side but Iron Man flies up to the head of the monster and with a huge lazer torpedo blast, shoots the monster in the head and kills it. None of the Starship Troopers survive this battle, nor does the elite clonetrooper. Capt. America and Yaddle jump into action and make a great fighting duo. They easily mow through Leon and Rick Deckard and then they take out Riggs and Murtaugh with Capt. America using his thrown shield to give him and Yaddle a window of time to jump in and attack behind it while their opponents attempt to get out of the way. Cap then throws his shield at the Terminator and the shield gets stuck in the chest of the robot. This barely even slows the Terminator down as it continues to run at them. Capt. America picks up Yaddle as he dives out of the way of the oncoming bullets being fired by the Terminator. Cap then throwws Yaddle onto the shield that is still sticking out of the Terminator's chest. This puts the little Jedi Master eye to eye with the Terminator as she uses her green lightsaber to cut off its head. Qui Gonn uses the force to pull the shield out of the Terminator and throw it at Capt. America but Cap just catches the shield and rushes Qui Gonn. Capt. America dropkicks Qui Gonn and knocks his lightsaber out of his hand. Yaddle then throws her lightsaber at Qui Gonn sticking it into his chest. The Cap/Yaddle fighting pair then move on to Dumbledore, but they do not even notice that at the last second Shawn Ferrell runs up to Qui Gon right before he dies and touches his wound instantly healing him. Shan and Jared see this happening and they run over and knock Shawn Farrell to the ground while Qui Gonn is still getting up. Jared pulls out his Beretta Couger .45 and Shan pulls out her husband's Caltech 9mm and they blow away Shawn before Qui Gonn can defend the guy that just saved his life. Qui Gonn uses the force to bring his lightsaber back to him and then defeats Shan and Jared. Buffy runs in to attack the Serenity crew and easily takes out Simon, Wash, and Anora. But once River starts fighting her it is a different story. They are a good match for each other which prompts Buffy to think that it is strange that everything about this River character seems just like her. Willow rushes in to help out her friend but before she can do any crazy magic stuff Capt. Reynolds shoots her in the head. Buffy is doing fine against River until Jane & Book join into the fight and get her down on the ground. Zoe then rushes in and avenges her husband by shooting Buffy. Dumbledore is outnumbered 2 to 1 until Harry rushes in to help out his teacher. Yaddle once again throws her lightsaber but this time it goes right into the head of young Harry. This enrages Dumbledore as he focuses all of his magical might against Yaddle and blows her to bits. In the heat of this mystical battle Capt. America had thrown his shield and as it is coming back to him it more out of luck than anything else hits the tired and weakened Dumbledore in the back of the head and kills him. Batman and Robin double team Gen. Grevious. Grevious pulls out 4 lightsabers but Robin uses his rope to pull one of his unused trophy sabers out of the Cyborg's cloak. But before he can use it Grevious cuts off Robin's head. Batman then throws his baterang at the chest of Grevious busting open his robot center. He does a flip over to the stolen lightsaber and picks it up. He quickly turns it on and stabs it into the chest of Grevious. Spider Man is swinging between the buildings as he grabs Sledgehammer and throws him into the air. He creates a web that Sledgehammer gets stuck to but as Spider Man is swinging towards him to finish him off Sledgehammer frees up his arm and shoots Spidey with his Magnum Revolver. The Agents managed to get on top of Agamemnon and Juno and disable them completely by using their fighting skills and their computer knowledge to destroy them faster then anyone would have thought possible. Apone begins yelling to his marines to fall back to the base (meaning the building that is housing HAL 9000). Inside the building Frank Poole is asking HAL 9000 what is going wrong as Hudson is in the back ground reminding everyone in the room that there team is getting wasted. In the meantime Chuck Norris, along with Timmell and Shinsky have killed Zam Wessell; and IG-88 has gotten blown up by Starfire while they were trying to retreat back to the base of operations, but everyone else made it back. It is looking bleak for the Hannah and Barack squad when Hudson yells "Are people can't even get back here without getting wasted. There gonna break done these walls and then they're gonna kill us". Ripley tells Hudson to stop whining and reminds him that it is not over yet and that even Hannah Montana and Dora made it back here alive. To which Hudson replies "then why don't you put them in charge!". HAL 9000 comes up with a plan and quickly relays it to Frank Poole. The computer tells them that they need to go and get the Ghostbusters' containment trap. Apone asks "What the hell are we gonna do with that". Ripley says "yeah the Ghostbusters are dead and none of us even know how to use it". So Karallen, Gorman, Donkey Kong, Hannah, Dora, and Jar Jar all run out to try to get the containment trap. Jar Jar trips and falls which in turn trips Donkey Kong. This leaves both of them completely open to attack as they get blown up by Iron Man. Dora says to Boots "El Gungan es muy stupido". Gorman gets shot by Jane, but Karallen grabs the containment unit off of the ground and throws it to Hannah Montana who starts running back toward the base so HAL 9000 can tell them whatever it is he wants them to do with it. Karallen attacks by using his superior size & strength to crush Shinsky and Timmell. While they were regrouping with HAL 9000; Capt. America had his men set up a perimeter that seems impossible to get through. Tim Cheveldae throws his goalie stick at Hannah Montana which trips her and causes her to drop the containment unit. The Bry runs over and grabs it but Boots jumps onto his head and starts wildly pulling on his hair and biting him. Karallen yells to them to be careful because they need the containment trap in one piece. Boots causes The Bry to drop the portable containment unit, but this time when it falls the foot button release mechanism breaks. Dora picks it up and throws it in her backpack and starts running away from the hockey players and back to the base. Boots assures her escape as he sacrifices himself for her. Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry all hit the monkey with their hockey sticks until he is dead. Dora dodges many bullets and attacks but amazingly enough gets back to the base and pulls out the ghost trap. She sings "We got the trap and were back at the base and we did it, we did it, we did it hurray"! HAL 9000 reveals to them that he had hoped to free The Starchild from the trap but that it is now impossible since the trap has been damaged. Hicks says "so this was your great plan"? Hudson screams "game over man, game over. they got us surrounded. Spider Man, Bizarro, and the Cymeks are dead. We're screwed"! Vasquez, in a fury yells to everyone in the room "get the hell out my way". She then kicks the containment trap over to the corner and unloads and entire magazine of caseless rounds into the trap. At first nothing happens but then the trap begins to spark. Vasquez realizes what she has done and that she is standing way to close to the power that is about to be released. Right before the cosmic explosion kills her Vasquez says "you always were an a**hole Bowman" as the Starchild is released out of the trap in a cosmic fury. Cosmic beings are basically revoked of their humanity when they are given such unbelievable powers. They do not have feelings or prejudices, but if Cosmic beings that can control much of the power of the universe just by simply lifting a finger did have emotions than the one that Dave Bowman would being displaying right now would be similar to being "pissed off". The Starchild does not say a word as he rockets out of the building but the rest of his team gets the hint and they all follow him out into the battle. Bowman basically puts up a cosmic wall protecting his team behind him, but he does not need their help at all as he unleashes what looks like a blue fire that destroys Iron Man, Capt. America, Starfire, and yes even Chuck Norris. The remaining Colonial Marines take out the rest of Malcom Reynolds' crew and the smaller version of Tlaloc that is still up on the roof shoots Batman in the head. Ripley blasts Sledgehammer with a grenade and Brangelina, Dora, and Hannah Montana pick up 4 lightsabers off of Gen. Grevious and kill Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry. Zahara chears them on. The 3 Agents sneak into HAL 9000's base in a last attempt to destroy the computer but HAL's team expected this as well and had a couple people hang back to protect their computerized leader. The perfectly healedQui Gonn Jinn, Angel, and Karallen, along with Frank Poole and Dozer #1 as cheerleaders suprise the suprise attackers as they jump out and kill all 3 agents.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!
*this match is dedicated to the memory of Arthur C. Clarke.
Hannah Montana..... are Ellen Ripley, The Colonial Marines: Lt. Gorman, Bishop 341-B, Gunnery Sgt. Apone, Corporal Hicks, Corp. Ferro, Corp. Dietrich, Private First Class Hudson, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Private Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, & Pvt. Wierzbowski, Dave Bowman (The Starchild), HAL 9000, Frank Poole, Karallen, The Cloverfield Monster, Spider Man, The Terminator (from T-3), Shawn Farrel, V, Roger Murtaugh & Martin Riggs, Bryan Beckerman, IG-88, Zam Wessel, Clone Trooper #100, Starship Trooper #100, Angel, Metroid #1-6, Donkey Kong, Qui Gonn Jinn, Gen. Grevious, Buffy Summers, Leon, Rick Deckard, Albus Dumbledore, Agamemnon & Juno, Dante, Tlaloc, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, Dora, Backpack, & Boots, Harry Potter, Bizarro, Willow Rosenburg, Brangelina, Zahara, & Dozer #1.
Danny Ocean has put togeather a great plan which begins with a great sneek attack. But HAL 9000 has computed that the probability of this is working very high and that the Hannah and Barack crew will not be able to defend against this kind of trickery. So head coach Barack Obama asks for a short delay of the match. This unorthodox delay is granted and while both teams are waiting Bryan Beckerman files a motion with The mystical leaders of the Fantasy Fantasy League. This motion states that no past precedent has occurred where a team was allowed to have a pre-prepared position that would allow for a sneak attack on the oppossing team. The cosmic powers that be, actually side with Barack Obama's team and with their legal counsel Bryan Beckerman and state that to begin this match all members of both teams must start on the same street, and in plain view of each other. An exception was made for HAL 9000 who was put up in a nearby building because he is stationary and for Angel who cannot be exposed to sunlight. Head coach Alfred Pennyworth complains stating that he believes this ruling is completely unfair (because it is) but the powers that be say that their word is final and the match begins. The Colonial Marines begin complaining about the way their team has faired in the past 2 matches and their team's leadership. Hudson says "Yeah man, what the hell? It's about time we actually got the start" Vasquez replies with "Its that damn Starchild, he is a total bust, he gets the start every week while we ride the bench, it's ridiculous". Drake says "Hell yeah Vasquez, the only week we won was when he didn't start. He's supposed to be our franchise player and he hasn't done crap." "Some first draft pick he turned out to be". Vasquez answers back. Apone tells them "Shut up! All of you. They ain't payin you to have opinions. We're here to fight". Apone then leads his marines, along with Starship Trooper #100 & Clone Trooper #100 against Danny Ocean's crew who are somewhat useless since their plan was not able to be enacted. The Colonial Marines gun down every last one of them. Lt. Gorman escorts Frank Poole into the building where HAL 9000 is set up so he can work the super computer and relay its orders to the team. Dave Bowman flies into action going right through Sandra Bullock disintegrating her. But the Ghostbusters see the Starchild coming and blast it with their proton packs, holding him in place in the air. Despite the excitement Peter Venkman comments to Ray that he thinks that Ripley chick is really hot and asks him if he thinks she looks kind of familiar. Ray ignores him as he throws the trap onto the ground, kicks it under Dave Bowman and opens it up. The Ghostbusters pull up on their proton accelerators and Dave Bowman gets sucked into the trap. "I told you that guy was a bust" Vasquez yells. The Metroids are drawn to the energy being shot out by the Ghostbusters and they latch onto the 4 of them as well as Starship Trooper #59 & 60. They suck the life out of them but Batman & Robin throw 3 pellets each at the life-sucking aliens that once they pop temporarily freeze all 6 of the Metroids. Iron Man and Cyborg rush in and hit each of the Metroids with 5 rockets. Chuck Norris runs up to Beckerman and says "file this complaint" as he gives him a roundhouse kick that actually knocks Bryan's head off. Elite Clonetrooper #21 shoots Clone Trooper #100. The Starship Troopers attack the Colonial Marines killing Pvt Wierzbowski and Corp. Ferro as well as Starship Trooper #100. The marines retreat taking cover inside a store front but while they are running for cover they kill Starship Troopers #56, 57, & 58. Bizarro and the Cyborg Superman begin trading blows with each other while in mid-air, but just as it looks like Cyborg Superman is going to win out Tlaloc and Dante fly up to help. Cyborg Superman smashes Bizarro in the head, cracking his neck. The Cyborg Superman flies over to the top of the building that the 2 Cymeks are on and instantly crushes Dante with his bear hands. A smaller rolling robot emerges out of the back of Tlaloc but the Superman clone pays little attention to it as Tlaloc begins to retreat by flying as far into the sky as possible. Cyborg Superman stops for a second to laugh as this huge robot retreats from him and then he flies after him, catching up in a matter of seconds. As they approach space (which is out of bounds for this match) Cyborg Superman goes to punch Tlaloc but before he can a nuke goes off from inside the robot and blows them both up. The actual living brain that is Tlaloc is still on top of the building in his smaller/sleeker escape robot operating his capsule and the nuke by remote. The Cloverfield Monster comes walking down the center of the street destroying everything in its path. The Starship Troopers turn their attention from the marines and attack the monster. Some of them use their jets to jump on the back of the monster and they all use their extremely high powered weaponry to blast away at it and the smaller monsters that it is dropping all over the city streets. The troopers begin to become overwhelmed so Iron Man, Starfire, and Cyborg rush in to help. Iron Man and Starfire take to the air and begin flying around the huge monster but Cyborg gets crushed almost immediately. Starfire and Iron Man double team the monster as they switch off shooting at it and flying in closer to use their powerful fists as melee weapons while the Starship Troopers provide much needed cover fire but also suffer heavy losses. Starfire gets knocked to the side but Iron Man flies up to the head of the monster and with a huge lazer torpedo blast, shoots the monster in the head and kills it. None of the Starship Troopers survive this battle, nor does the elite clonetrooper. Capt. America and Yaddle jump into action and make a great fighting duo. They easily mow through Leon and Rick Deckard and then they take out Riggs and Murtaugh with Capt. America using his thrown shield to give him and Yaddle a window of time to jump in and attack behind it while their opponents attempt to get out of the way. Cap then throws his shield at the Terminator and the shield gets stuck in the chest of the robot. This barely even slows the Terminator down as it continues to run at them. Capt. America picks up Yaddle as he dives out of the way of the oncoming bullets being fired by the Terminator. Cap then throwws Yaddle onto the shield that is still sticking out of the Terminator's chest. This puts the little Jedi Master eye to eye with the Terminator as she uses her green lightsaber to cut off its head. Qui Gonn uses the force to pull the shield out of the Terminator and throw it at Capt. America but Cap just catches the shield and rushes Qui Gonn. Capt. America dropkicks Qui Gonn and knocks his lightsaber out of his hand. Yaddle then throws her lightsaber at Qui Gonn sticking it into his chest. The Cap/Yaddle fighting pair then move on to Dumbledore, but they do not even notice that at the last second Shawn Ferrell runs up to Qui Gon right before he dies and touches his wound instantly healing him. Shan and Jared see this happening and they run over and knock Shawn Farrell to the ground while Qui Gonn is still getting up. Jared pulls out his Beretta Couger .45 and Shan pulls out her husband's Caltech 9mm and they blow away Shawn before Qui Gonn can defend the guy that just saved his life. Qui Gonn uses the force to bring his lightsaber back to him and then defeats Shan and Jared. Buffy runs in to attack the Serenity crew and easily takes out Simon, Wash, and Anora. But once River starts fighting her it is a different story. They are a good match for each other which prompts Buffy to think that it is strange that everything about this River character seems just like her. Willow rushes in to help out her friend but before she can do any crazy magic stuff Capt. Reynolds shoots her in the head. Buffy is doing fine against River until Jane & Book join into the fight and get her down on the ground. Zoe then rushes in and avenges her husband by shooting Buffy. Dumbledore is outnumbered 2 to 1 until Harry rushes in to help out his teacher. Yaddle once again throws her lightsaber but this time it goes right into the head of young Harry. This enrages Dumbledore as he focuses all of his magical might against Yaddle and blows her to bits. In the heat of this mystical battle Capt. America had thrown his shield and as it is coming back to him it more out of luck than anything else hits the tired and weakened Dumbledore in the back of the head and kills him. Batman and Robin double team Gen. Grevious. Grevious pulls out 4 lightsabers but Robin uses his rope to pull one of his unused trophy sabers out of the Cyborg's cloak. But before he can use it Grevious cuts off Robin's head. Batman then throws his baterang at the chest of Grevious busting open his robot center. He does a flip over to the stolen lightsaber and picks it up. He quickly turns it on and stabs it into the chest of Grevious. Spider Man is swinging between the buildings as he grabs Sledgehammer and throws him into the air. He creates a web that Sledgehammer gets stuck to but as Spider Man is swinging towards him to finish him off Sledgehammer frees up his arm and shoots Spidey with his Magnum Revolver. The Agents managed to get on top of Agamemnon and Juno and disable them completely by using their fighting skills and their computer knowledge to destroy them faster then anyone would have thought possible. Apone begins yelling to his marines to fall back to the base (meaning the building that is housing HAL 9000). Inside the building Frank Poole is asking HAL 9000 what is going wrong as Hudson is in the back ground reminding everyone in the room that there team is getting wasted. In the meantime Chuck Norris, along with Timmell and Shinsky have killed Zam Wessell; and IG-88 has gotten blown up by Starfire while they were trying to retreat back to the base of operations, but everyone else made it back. It is looking bleak for the Hannah and Barack squad when Hudson yells "Are people can't even get back here without getting wasted. There gonna break done these walls and then they're gonna kill us". Ripley tells Hudson to stop whining and reminds him that it is not over yet and that even Hannah Montana and Dora made it back here alive. To which Hudson replies "then why don't you put them in charge!". HAL 9000 comes up with a plan and quickly relays it to Frank Poole. The computer tells them that they need to go and get the Ghostbusters' containment trap. Apone asks "What the hell are we gonna do with that". Ripley says "yeah the Ghostbusters are dead and none of us even know how to use it". So Karallen, Gorman, Donkey Kong, Hannah, Dora, and Jar Jar all run out to try to get the containment trap. Jar Jar trips and falls which in turn trips Donkey Kong. This leaves both of them completely open to attack as they get blown up by Iron Man. Dora says to Boots "El Gungan es muy stupido". Gorman gets shot by Jane, but Karallen grabs the containment unit off of the ground and throws it to Hannah Montana who starts running back toward the base so HAL 9000 can tell them whatever it is he wants them to do with it. Karallen attacks by using his superior size & strength to crush Shinsky and Timmell. While they were regrouping with HAL 9000; Capt. America had his men set up a perimeter that seems impossible to get through. Tim Cheveldae throws his goalie stick at Hannah Montana which trips her and causes her to drop the containment unit. The Bry runs over and grabs it but Boots jumps onto his head and starts wildly pulling on his hair and biting him. Karallen yells to them to be careful because they need the containment trap in one piece. Boots causes The Bry to drop the portable containment unit, but this time when it falls the foot button release mechanism breaks. Dora picks it up and throws it in her backpack and starts running away from the hockey players and back to the base. Boots assures her escape as he sacrifices himself for her. Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry all hit the monkey with their hockey sticks until he is dead. Dora dodges many bullets and attacks but amazingly enough gets back to the base and pulls out the ghost trap. She sings "We got the trap and were back at the base and we did it, we did it, we did it hurray"! HAL 9000 reveals to them that he had hoped to free The Starchild from the trap but that it is now impossible since the trap has been damaged. Hicks says "so this was your great plan"? Hudson screams "game over man, game over. they got us surrounded. Spider Man, Bizarro, and the Cymeks are dead. We're screwed"! Vasquez, in a fury yells to everyone in the room "get the hell out my way". She then kicks the containment trap over to the corner and unloads and entire magazine of caseless rounds into the trap. At first nothing happens but then the trap begins to spark. Vasquez realizes what she has done and that she is standing way to close to the power that is about to be released. Right before the cosmic explosion kills her Vasquez says "you always were an a**hole Bowman" as the Starchild is released out of the trap in a cosmic fury. Cosmic beings are basically revoked of their humanity when they are given such unbelievable powers. They do not have feelings or prejudices, but if Cosmic beings that can control much of the power of the universe just by simply lifting a finger did have emotions than the one that Dave Bowman would being displaying right now would be similar to being "pissed off". The Starchild does not say a word as he rockets out of the building but the rest of his team gets the hint and they all follow him out into the battle. Bowman basically puts up a cosmic wall protecting his team behind him, but he does not need their help at all as he unleashes what looks like a blue fire that destroys Iron Man, Capt. America, Starfire, and yes even Chuck Norris. The remaining Colonial Marines take out the rest of Malcom Reynolds' crew and the smaller version of Tlaloc that is still up on the roof shoots Batman in the head. Ripley blasts Sledgehammer with a grenade and Brangelina, Dora, and Hannah Montana pick up 4 lightsabers off of Gen. Grevious and kill Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry. Zahara chears them on. The 3 Agents sneak into HAL 9000's base in a last attempt to destroy the computer but HAL's team expected this as well and had a couple people hang back to protect their computerized leader. The perfectly healedQui Gonn Jinn, Angel, and Karallen, along with Frank Poole and Dozer #1 as cheerleaders suprise the suprise attackers as they jump out and kill all 3 agents.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!
*this match is dedicated to the memory of Arthur C. Clarke.
Team Fred Vs. Better Than All of You
Team Fred is Travis Bickle, Absorbing Man, Rorschach, Dirty Harry, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Iceman, Angel, Beast, Super Skrull, Kilowog, Compy #1-96, Vampirella, Bullseye, Brainiac, Ultron, Master Mold, Snake Plissken, Mimic, Rachel Summers(Phoenix), Enchantress, & Vision.
Better Than All of You is Thanos, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Skeletor, Ghost Rider, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Agent Smith, The Terminator(from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), NS-5 #1-7, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, Mephisto, Predator #1-15, & "The Macho Man" Randy Savage.
The two Green Lanterns see each other on opposite ends of the battlefield. They immediately take flight and fly towards each other. Considering their history and honor, both Hal Jordan and Kilowog agree to face each other later in battle, if they are still surviving. Brainiac and Ultron decided that it would be most beneficial to Team Fred if they could gain control of the robots on Better Than All of You. Brainiac, with his 12th level intellect, is able to tap into the NS-5’s central processors with his telepathy. Thanos sees the NS-5’s turning on their teammates and orders 5 Predators to attack. Thanos moves to assault Brainiac but is wrapped up by Super Skrull’s arm. Thanos breaks free and charges toward Super Skrull as he flies right at Thanos. Super Skrull uses his Thing-like arm to connect with a might right cross as Thanos lands one of his own on the Skrull’s big green jaw. The shockwave from these mighty titans causes the windows of the surrounding buildings to explode. They both are knocked back from the impact. Super Skrull is first to his feet, and jumps into the air and flies at Thanos. He wraps the Mad Titan up with his elastic arms and engulfs him in flames. Unfortunately for him, this is exactly what Thanos was hoping for. He blast Super Skrull with a huge bolt of energy, actually turning the Skrull into charcoal. Under the orders of Mephisto, Ghost Rider whips his hellfire chain around the neck of Brainiac. With a hearty yank, he jerks Brainiac across the street into a fire hydrant. This attack causes his control over the NS-5’s to be relieved, but not before the Predators have to destroy NS-5 #3. All 15 Predators regroup and use their invisibility technology to disappear. The 96 Compys start swarming the city. Blasts from random areas above the city are taking out Compys in large numbers. The Predators using their stealth are able to kill Compys #7, 9, 11, 17, 23, 28, 51, 52, 53, 63, 69, 76, 77, and 80-96. Agent Smith in a calm and collect manner walks through the streets shooting Compys #1, 4, 10, 20, 21, 22, 26, 31, and 74. “All right ya, poozer. Let’s go,” says Kilowog as he slams down in front of Agent Smith. “It’s your funeral, Mr. Lantern,” replies Smith in his typical monotone voice. The Agent punches the Green Lantern square in the chest causing his to soar a half a mile down the street, slamming into the side of a 1988 burgundy Dodge Daytona Pacifica Turbo. “Awwww, what a shame. Loved that car,” says Kilowog as he gets up and flies head first at Agent Smith. As he flies towards the agent, he grabs the Daytona with his power ring and slams it down on top of Agent Smith repeatedly. He then charges his ring up and with a massive green glow, annihilates Agent Smith, killing him. Vampirella and Bullseye team up to take on the Arashikage Clan duo of Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. The scantily clad vampire takes the fight right to Storm Shadow, putting him immediately on the defensive with a flurry of kicks and roundhouses. Storm Shadow retaliates by slicing through the air with his katana blades. Vampirella is able to dodge most of these strikes, but Storm Shadow is able to cut her across her bare torso. Vampirella touches her wound and licks the blood off of her hand with enjoyment. Bullseye is throwing everything he can get his hands on at Snake Eyes. Throwing knives, dead Compys, road debris, but the Silent ninja dodges them all. The G.I. Joe ducks into a parking structure for cover. Bullseye follows him. But before he does, he picks up the glasses of the fallen Agent Smith, breaks off the arms and throws them into the back of the knees of Storm Shadow. This allows Vampirella bite Storm Shadow in the neck, not to suck his blood, but rather a killing strike. Several Compys begin to feast on Storm Shadow’s body. The six remaining NS-5’s converge on Vision and Ultron. They make quick work of the robots with Vision using his physical disruption to tear out the “brain” of NS-5 #1, 2, and 7. Ultron is able to crush NS-5 #6 into the ground and blasts the other two into smoldering piles of metal and plastic. Cyclops orders the rest of the original X-Men to locate and eliminate the 15 Predators. Jean Grey using her telepathy is able to locate several of them, and she links into her fellow mutants' minds to help them see the invisible Predators. Cyclops is able to pick Predator #5 off of the top of a McDonald’s with an optic blast. Iceman freezes Predator #8, which was in midair, ready to kill Beast with a spear. The Predator crashes to the ground shattering on impact. Beast turns to thank his teammate but is tackled to the ground by Davey Boy Smith. He picks the blue furred mutant up and with a running power slam, drives him into the concrete ground. His tag team partner, Dynamite Kid, climbs up onto of a semi truck and attempts a diving head butt on Beast. However, Beast, with his amazing agility, moves out of the way, allowing the wrestler to slam into the ground killing him on impact. Jean Grey then telekinetically picks up one of Storm Shadow’s kitana blades and sends it to Angel who is in the air. Beast then, with his superior strength, grabs Davey Boy Smith and throws him in the air to Angel, who cuts the wrestler in half. This small victory is short lived, as Travis Bickle and Dirty Harry Callahan shoot Angel out of the sky, killing him. Both Bickle and Callahan are the blindsided by clubbing blows to the backs of their heads. The Hart Foundation, Bret “The Hitman” Hart and Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, begin beating them down. The Anvil picks Travis up in a bear hug and The Hitman runs across hitting him with a running lariat. Their patented finishing move, The Hart Attack, is enough to snap the neck of the New York City taxi driver. A bloodied Dirty Harry looks up at the tag team and says, “I know what you're thinking, punks: you're thinking, ‘Did he only bring a crazed taxi driver to watch his back or does he have someone else helping?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself with all this excitement. But being this is Team Fred, the most powerful team in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punks?” And before Bret Hart goes into a rant about how he is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, and before Jim Neidhart can begin to start manically laughing, tugging on his goatee, Snake Plissken puts two .44 Specials in their backs. “Nice gun,” as Snake hands Dirty Harry his Smith and Wesson Model 29 .44 Magnum revolver back to him. “It gets the job done, Plissken,” replies the cop. “Call me Snake,” the outlaw dryly says back. Master Mold meanwhile has been turning the city into an impromptu campfire, as he is roasting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to a burning pile of fluff. Hal Jordan takes flight and rockets right through Master Mold’s chest, killing the giant robot. As it crashes down it kills Compys #2, 3, 8, 14, 15, 16, 24, 25, 41, 42, 43, and 64. Absorbing Man then begins to absorb what he believes to be the attributes of a steel girder. However, Skeletor, using his dark magic has tricked the unintelligent thug into absorbing the marshmallow fluff of the fallen giant creature. And with one blast from his havoc staff, Skeletor disintegrates Absorbing Man. The 13 surviving Predators surround what’s left of the original X-Men, as well as Mimic. Jean Grey telekinetically makes Predators #9 and 11’s shoulder mounted rocket launchers fire, killing Predators #1, 2, and 6. Cyclops blast away Predator #10 and Iceman impales Predator #7 with an ice spear. Predator #9 attacks Beast from the back killing him with his wrists claws. Mimic using the power Cyclops and Iceman, kills Predator #3 and 12 with a combination of optic blasts and ice shards. Mephisto, using a spell, blocks Jean Grey’s telepathy and from the oncoming attack. Thanos and Ghost Rider ambush the mutants. Thanos breaks the neck of Mimic with ease, and Ghost Rider using his hellfire shotgun blows Iceman into a million pieces of ice. Jean Grey and Cyclops are backed into a corner, when Cyclops rips his visor off and lets loose his optic blasts at full force vaporizing Ghost Rider. Thanos, with his amazing intellect predicts this move and teleports out of harms way. Cyclops is exhausted by this massive release of power, and as Jean Grey tends to her husband, she is greeted by Thanos who has teleported back. With two heavy blows, he crushes their bodies into a bloodied mess. As Thanos looks at his blood soaked hands he hears a shrieking “Noooooooo!!!!” It is Rachel Summers, who has just witnessed her parents’ brutal deaths. She grabs the titan with her telekinesis and prevents him from teleporting with her telepathy. She then unleashes the power of the Phoenix onto him. When her wrath is done, not even Death herself could recognize her former lover. Rachel then goes into a fury killing Predators #4, 9, 11, 13, 14, and 15. She is then met by Mephisto who increases his height to fifty feet. She flies around the demon at blinding speed, as he fires bolts of energy at her. They miss Rachel, but do manage to kill Compys #5, 6, 12, 18, 27, 29, 33-40, and 68. Phoenix blast Mephisto with several shots knocking the huge Lord of Evil down, though crushing Compys #54-62. While their battle blazes on, Enchantress is able to lure “Macho Man” Randy Savage to her and with one kiss places him under her control. She tells him to kill his teammate Hal Jordan, but as Savage turns away to do his master’s bidding, Compys #13, 19, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, and 50 jump all over him biting him and tearing small pieces of flesh off of his body. The Macho Man is able to kill Compys #13, 19, and 47 before dying from the poisonous bites and blood loss. Bullseye is continuing his search for Snake Eyes through the parking structure, but the hunter becomes the hunted as Snake Eyes stealthy slips behind Bullseye and takes him down with one swipe of his kitana blade. Snake Eyes is the being shot at from Dirty Harry Callahan and Snake Plissken. After dodging several bullets, Snake Eyes is closelined by Rorschach who has been stalking the ninja throughout the fight. A ruthless and resourceful fighter, Rorschach starts pummeling Snake Eyes even though he himself has been stabbed repeatedly by the ninja. Dirty Harry and Snake come up behind the Rorschach, who has Snake Eyes pinned on the ground. They both pump a couple of shots into Snake Eyes’ head, killing him. Rorschach slumps over and bleeds to death. When he does it’s revealed than in a last ditch effort, Snake Eyes has pulled the pin on one of his grenades. The parking structure explodes killing everyone inside. By the way, Compys # 30, 32, 70, 71, 78, and 79 were scavenging for food in there as well. Enchantress thinking that the two Terminators are mere mortals like the wrestler was tries to woo them with her spells. Of course, this doesn’t work, instead, the Terminators, well… terminate her. Vampirella then tries to attack the T2 Terminator who just punches through her chest, killing her instantly. Vision flies in and, using his eye beams, decapitates the T1 Terminator. The T2 Terminator starts shooting at Vision, but never hits the intangible synthezoid. Vision comes down in a harden form on top of the Terminator with such velocity that it crushes the cyborg. Skeletor and Hal Jordan regroup, knowing that they are incredibly out numbered, as Mephisto continues to battle a raging Phoenix. Skeletor and Green Lantern blasts the remaining 12 Compys away while they try to form a plan. Sans Phoenix, the remaining members of Team Fred regroup as well. Brainiac who since the early beginnings of the battle has been watching the fight from a distance, figures that Vision and Kilowog can take Hal Jordan, and Ultron and himself should be able to make short work of Skeletor. Kilowog protests and orders Vision to go help Phoenix and let him fight Hal on his own. Vision agrees, and Kilowog flies off to face one of his closest former allies. Hal Jordan, knowing what he must do flies up as well to meet an old dear friend in battle. Vision rushes to aid Rachel Summers, but before he gets there, Mephisto teleports away from Phoenix. He reappears in front of Kilowog and surprises him with a vicious blast of mystically energy incinerating the Green Lantern. Hal Jordan sees this and though, Mephisto is on his team, is outraged by his actions. Mephisto disappears again. Hal Jordan turns to find himself confronted by Vision and Phoenix flying right at him. Green Lantern uses his power ring to rip apart Vision synthetic body with a large green tiger. Hal is able to get a green force field up just in time to protect himself from a fiery attack by Phoenix. Brainiac and Ultron are stalking Skeletor who is wildly blasting at the two. Mephisto teleports next to Skeletor and they both using their magic pick Brainiac and Ultron up into the air and send them crashing into each other. This only kills Brainiac however. Ultron gets back up and shoots Skeletor with a powerful blast of energy, destroying him. Mephisto then using his vast magical abilities, tears Ultron apart from the inside out. Hal Jordan and Rachel Summers are locked in a heated battle high above the city. The Green Lantern has now made himself a massive set of armor, complete with a shield and sword to battle the Omega-level mutant. Mephisto appears in the sky among the two warriors. This distracts them both, as they turn their attention to the Lord of the Lower Depths. Phoenix in a blazing display of cosmic power obliterates Mephisto. Unfortunately, this leaves her open to a well placed green sword through her shoulder blades. The mutant falls as Hal Jordan is the sole survivor of this battle.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Better Than All of You is Thanos, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Skeletor, Ghost Rider, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Agent Smith, The Terminator(from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), NS-5 #1-7, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, Mephisto, Predator #1-15, & "The Macho Man" Randy Savage.
The two Green Lanterns see each other on opposite ends of the battlefield. They immediately take flight and fly towards each other. Considering their history and honor, both Hal Jordan and Kilowog agree to face each other later in battle, if they are still surviving. Brainiac and Ultron decided that it would be most beneficial to Team Fred if they could gain control of the robots on Better Than All of You. Brainiac, with his 12th level intellect, is able to tap into the NS-5’s central processors with his telepathy. Thanos sees the NS-5’s turning on their teammates and orders 5 Predators to attack. Thanos moves to assault Brainiac but is wrapped up by Super Skrull’s arm. Thanos breaks free and charges toward Super Skrull as he flies right at Thanos. Super Skrull uses his Thing-like arm to connect with a might right cross as Thanos lands one of his own on the Skrull’s big green jaw. The shockwave from these mighty titans causes the windows of the surrounding buildings to explode. They both are knocked back from the impact. Super Skrull is first to his feet, and jumps into the air and flies at Thanos. He wraps the Mad Titan up with his elastic arms and engulfs him in flames. Unfortunately for him, this is exactly what Thanos was hoping for. He blast Super Skrull with a huge bolt of energy, actually turning the Skrull into charcoal. Under the orders of Mephisto, Ghost Rider whips his hellfire chain around the neck of Brainiac. With a hearty yank, he jerks Brainiac across the street into a fire hydrant. This attack causes his control over the NS-5’s to be relieved, but not before the Predators have to destroy NS-5 #3. All 15 Predators regroup and use their invisibility technology to disappear. The 96 Compys start swarming the city. Blasts from random areas above the city are taking out Compys in large numbers. The Predators using their stealth are able to kill Compys #7, 9, 11, 17, 23, 28, 51, 52, 53, 63, 69, 76, 77, and 80-96. Agent Smith in a calm and collect manner walks through the streets shooting Compys #1, 4, 10, 20, 21, 22, 26, 31, and 74. “All right ya, poozer. Let’s go,” says Kilowog as he slams down in front of Agent Smith. “It’s your funeral, Mr. Lantern,” replies Smith in his typical monotone voice. The Agent punches the Green Lantern square in the chest causing his to soar a half a mile down the street, slamming into the side of a 1988 burgundy Dodge Daytona Pacifica Turbo. “Awwww, what a shame. Loved that car,” says Kilowog as he gets up and flies head first at Agent Smith. As he flies towards the agent, he grabs the Daytona with his power ring and slams it down on top of Agent Smith repeatedly. He then charges his ring up and with a massive green glow, annihilates Agent Smith, killing him. Vampirella and Bullseye team up to take on the Arashikage Clan duo of Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. The scantily clad vampire takes the fight right to Storm Shadow, putting him immediately on the defensive with a flurry of kicks and roundhouses. Storm Shadow retaliates by slicing through the air with his katana blades. Vampirella is able to dodge most of these strikes, but Storm Shadow is able to cut her across her bare torso. Vampirella touches her wound and licks the blood off of her hand with enjoyment. Bullseye is throwing everything he can get his hands on at Snake Eyes. Throwing knives, dead Compys, road debris, but the Silent ninja dodges them all. The G.I. Joe ducks into a parking structure for cover. Bullseye follows him. But before he does, he picks up the glasses of the fallen Agent Smith, breaks off the arms and throws them into the back of the knees of Storm Shadow. This allows Vampirella bite Storm Shadow in the neck, not to suck his blood, but rather a killing strike. Several Compys begin to feast on Storm Shadow’s body. The six remaining NS-5’s converge on Vision and Ultron. They make quick work of the robots with Vision using his physical disruption to tear out the “brain” of NS-5 #1, 2, and 7. Ultron is able to crush NS-5 #6 into the ground and blasts the other two into smoldering piles of metal and plastic. Cyclops orders the rest of the original X-Men to locate and eliminate the 15 Predators. Jean Grey using her telepathy is able to locate several of them, and she links into her fellow mutants' minds to help them see the invisible Predators. Cyclops is able to pick Predator #5 off of the top of a McDonald’s with an optic blast. Iceman freezes Predator #8, which was in midair, ready to kill Beast with a spear. The Predator crashes to the ground shattering on impact. Beast turns to thank his teammate but is tackled to the ground by Davey Boy Smith. He picks the blue furred mutant up and with a running power slam, drives him into the concrete ground. His tag team partner, Dynamite Kid, climbs up onto of a semi truck and attempts a diving head butt on Beast. However, Beast, with his amazing agility, moves out of the way, allowing the wrestler to slam into the ground killing him on impact. Jean Grey then telekinetically picks up one of Storm Shadow’s kitana blades and sends it to Angel who is in the air. Beast then, with his superior strength, grabs Davey Boy Smith and throws him in the air to Angel, who cuts the wrestler in half. This small victory is short lived, as Travis Bickle and Dirty Harry Callahan shoot Angel out of the sky, killing him. Both Bickle and Callahan are the blindsided by clubbing blows to the backs of their heads. The Hart Foundation, Bret “The Hitman” Hart and Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, begin beating them down. The Anvil picks Travis up in a bear hug and The Hitman runs across hitting him with a running lariat. Their patented finishing move, The Hart Attack, is enough to snap the neck of the New York City taxi driver. A bloodied Dirty Harry looks up at the tag team and says, “I know what you're thinking, punks: you're thinking, ‘Did he only bring a crazed taxi driver to watch his back or does he have someone else helping?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself with all this excitement. But being this is Team Fred, the most powerful team in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punks?” And before Bret Hart goes into a rant about how he is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, and before Jim Neidhart can begin to start manically laughing, tugging on his goatee, Snake Plissken puts two .44 Specials in their backs. “Nice gun,” as Snake hands Dirty Harry his Smith and Wesson Model 29 .44 Magnum revolver back to him. “It gets the job done, Plissken,” replies the cop. “Call me Snake,” the outlaw dryly says back. Master Mold meanwhile has been turning the city into an impromptu campfire, as he is roasting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to a burning pile of fluff. Hal Jordan takes flight and rockets right through Master Mold’s chest, killing the giant robot. As it crashes down it kills Compys #2, 3, 8, 14, 15, 16, 24, 25, 41, 42, 43, and 64. Absorbing Man then begins to absorb what he believes to be the attributes of a steel girder. However, Skeletor, using his dark magic has tricked the unintelligent thug into absorbing the marshmallow fluff of the fallen giant creature. And with one blast from his havoc staff, Skeletor disintegrates Absorbing Man. The 13 surviving Predators surround what’s left of the original X-Men, as well as Mimic. Jean Grey telekinetically makes Predators #9 and 11’s shoulder mounted rocket launchers fire, killing Predators #1, 2, and 6. Cyclops blast away Predator #10 and Iceman impales Predator #7 with an ice spear. Predator #9 attacks Beast from the back killing him with his wrists claws. Mimic using the power Cyclops and Iceman, kills Predator #3 and 12 with a combination of optic blasts and ice shards. Mephisto, using a spell, blocks Jean Grey’s telepathy and from the oncoming attack. Thanos and Ghost Rider ambush the mutants. Thanos breaks the neck of Mimic with ease, and Ghost Rider using his hellfire shotgun blows Iceman into a million pieces of ice. Jean Grey and Cyclops are backed into a corner, when Cyclops rips his visor off and lets loose his optic blasts at full force vaporizing Ghost Rider. Thanos, with his amazing intellect predicts this move and teleports out of harms way. Cyclops is exhausted by this massive release of power, and as Jean Grey tends to her husband, she is greeted by Thanos who has teleported back. With two heavy blows, he crushes their bodies into a bloodied mess. As Thanos looks at his blood soaked hands he hears a shrieking “Noooooooo!!!!” It is Rachel Summers, who has just witnessed her parents’ brutal deaths. She grabs the titan with her telekinesis and prevents him from teleporting with her telepathy. She then unleashes the power of the Phoenix onto him. When her wrath is done, not even Death herself could recognize her former lover. Rachel then goes into a fury killing Predators #4, 9, 11, 13, 14, and 15. She is then met by Mephisto who increases his height to fifty feet. She flies around the demon at blinding speed, as he fires bolts of energy at her. They miss Rachel, but do manage to kill Compys #5, 6, 12, 18, 27, 29, 33-40, and 68. Phoenix blast Mephisto with several shots knocking the huge Lord of Evil down, though crushing Compys #54-62. While their battle blazes on, Enchantress is able to lure “Macho Man” Randy Savage to her and with one kiss places him under her control. She tells him to kill his teammate Hal Jordan, but as Savage turns away to do his master’s bidding, Compys #13, 19, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, and 50 jump all over him biting him and tearing small pieces of flesh off of his body. The Macho Man is able to kill Compys #13, 19, and 47 before dying from the poisonous bites and blood loss. Bullseye is continuing his search for Snake Eyes through the parking structure, but the hunter becomes the hunted as Snake Eyes stealthy slips behind Bullseye and takes him down with one swipe of his kitana blade. Snake Eyes is the being shot at from Dirty Harry Callahan and Snake Plissken. After dodging several bullets, Snake Eyes is closelined by Rorschach who has been stalking the ninja throughout the fight. A ruthless and resourceful fighter, Rorschach starts pummeling Snake Eyes even though he himself has been stabbed repeatedly by the ninja. Dirty Harry and Snake come up behind the Rorschach, who has Snake Eyes pinned on the ground. They both pump a couple of shots into Snake Eyes’ head, killing him. Rorschach slumps over and bleeds to death. When he does it’s revealed than in a last ditch effort, Snake Eyes has pulled the pin on one of his grenades. The parking structure explodes killing everyone inside. By the way, Compys # 30, 32, 70, 71, 78, and 79 were scavenging for food in there as well. Enchantress thinking that the two Terminators are mere mortals like the wrestler was tries to woo them with her spells. Of course, this doesn’t work, instead, the Terminators, well… terminate her. Vampirella then tries to attack the T2 Terminator who just punches through her chest, killing her instantly. Vision flies in and, using his eye beams, decapitates the T1 Terminator. The T2 Terminator starts shooting at Vision, but never hits the intangible synthezoid. Vision comes down in a harden form on top of the Terminator with such velocity that it crushes the cyborg. Skeletor and Hal Jordan regroup, knowing that they are incredibly out numbered, as Mephisto continues to battle a raging Phoenix. Skeletor and Green Lantern blasts the remaining 12 Compys away while they try to form a plan. Sans Phoenix, the remaining members of Team Fred regroup as well. Brainiac who since the early beginnings of the battle has been watching the fight from a distance, figures that Vision and Kilowog can take Hal Jordan, and Ultron and himself should be able to make short work of Skeletor. Kilowog protests and orders Vision to go help Phoenix and let him fight Hal on his own. Vision agrees, and Kilowog flies off to face one of his closest former allies. Hal Jordan, knowing what he must do flies up as well to meet an old dear friend in battle. Vision rushes to aid Rachel Summers, but before he gets there, Mephisto teleports away from Phoenix. He reappears in front of Kilowog and surprises him with a vicious blast of mystically energy incinerating the Green Lantern. Hal Jordan sees this and though, Mephisto is on his team, is outraged by his actions. Mephisto disappears again. Hal Jordan turns to find himself confronted by Vision and Phoenix flying right at him. Green Lantern uses his power ring to rip apart Vision synthetic body with a large green tiger. Hal is able to get a green force field up just in time to protect himself from a fiery attack by Phoenix. Brainiac and Ultron are stalking Skeletor who is wildly blasting at the two. Mephisto teleports next to Skeletor and they both using their magic pick Brainiac and Ultron up into the air and send them crashing into each other. This only kills Brainiac however. Ultron gets back up and shoots Skeletor with a powerful blast of energy, destroying him. Mephisto then using his vast magical abilities, tears Ultron apart from the inside out. Hal Jordan and Rachel Summers are locked in a heated battle high above the city. The Green Lantern has now made himself a massive set of armor, complete with a shield and sword to battle the Omega-level mutant. Mephisto appears in the sky among the two warriors. This distracts them both, as they turn their attention to the Lord of the Lower Depths. Phoenix in a blazing display of cosmic power obliterates Mephisto. Unfortunately, this leaves her open to a well placed green sword through her shoulder blades. The mutant falls as Hal Jordan is the sole survivor of this battle.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
The Right Wing Vs. The Untouchables
The Right Wing is Zues, The Wicked Witch of the West, Flash, Duncan Idaho ghola #6, John Stewart, Mr. Freeze, Blackfire, Jedi Knight #16-21, Storm, Sandstorm, Green Goblin, T-Rex #16-18, Athena, Jack Shephard, Batwoman, Agent #1 & 2, Slimer, Donkey Kong Jr., Gold Dragon #10-15, Goliath, Capt. Panaka, & The Incredible Hulk.
The Untouchables are Deadpool, Megatron, The Men in Black (Jay & Kay), The Constucticons, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing, Doc Hudson, Pyro, Mystique, The Protectabots, The WildC.A.T.S.: Spartan, Voodoo, Zealot, Grifter, Maul, Warblade, Void, & Lord Emp, White Queen, James Bond, Dr. Polaris, Huntress, Det. Horatio Caine, Legolas, Green Arrow & Black Canary, The Atom, Malificent, Tinkerbell, Horse #1-6, Army Soldier #76-93, Griffin #1 & 2.
Green Goblin begins flying around the city on his glider but Dr. Polaris uses his magnetic powers to take the glider right out from underneath him. This causes Green Goblin to fall several stories to his death. Jay, Kay, Legolas, Green Arrow, Black Canary, & Horatio Caine all take a horse and ride their seperate ways. Since it worked so well against Reign Supremacy Sandstorm transforms into a dune buggy and Capt. Panaka, Jack Shephard, and Donkey Kong Jr. all get inside. They start wildly driving through the city's streets and come up on The WildC.A.T.S.; Sandstorm does a drive by and Capt. Panaka with his award winning aim hits Void with 5 lazer blasts before she can teleport out of the way. Sandstorm turns around to try it again but Voodoo uses her powers of magnetism to completely crush the Autobot along with everyone riding in him. The 2 griffins take to the air but are quickly burnt to a crisp by the 6 Gold Dragons. Maleficent turns into a dragon herself and begins to fly toward them but she notices that the Wicked Witch of the West is flying at her on her broomstick preparing for an attack. Although Maleficent loves her dragon form she knows she will get much more enjoyment from killing a fellow witch. She becomes even more arrogant at her chances of victory once Tinkerbell and The Atom both fly up to lend her some back up. The Wicked Witch lives up to her name as she flies by Tinkerbell and swipes her out of the air, crushing her in her green hands. She then dodges the attack made by Maleficent and throws her patented mystical fireball at the other witch which engulfs Maleficent in flames. The Atom retaliates to this attack by hitting the broomstick of the witch of the West with one well-placed punch breaking it in 2. The Wicked Witch then falls out of the sky. Batwoman and Huntress, using a variety of ropes and grappling hooks both swing up to the top of one of the tallest skyscrapers. They begin fighting using a flurry of kicks and flips (I don't know how else to explain it so just pretend like your watching any episode of any Batman cartoon). Huntress attacks using some sort of binding rope to tie up Batwoman but as Huntress goes in for the kill Batwoman falls on to her back doing a sort of bicycle kick which knocks Huntress (Sans grappling device because it is wrapped around Batwoman) off of the skyscraper. Zues attacks Deadpool and Megatron with lightning bolts out of both of his hands. Deadpool gets hit in the chest and is knocked to the ground and Megatron gets hit in the leg. This does a signifigant amount of damage to the Decepticon who now begins flying because it is easier to stay off of his leg. Megatron begins shooting his arm cannon at the god but Zues manages to either dodge or deflect anything that Megatron throws at him. Megatron then transforms into gun form and lands directly into the arms of Deadpool who is now healed from Zues' original attack. Deadpool uses the Decepticon leader to blow away the King of the gods with several blasts from the very high-powered robot/weapon. Mr. Freeze creates a wall of ice in order to provide cover for his team but Jay & Kay blast through it with their high-powered alien weapons and ride through on their horses. They then shoot Mr. Freeze and damage his suit which leaves him exposed to the city air that is warm enough to kill him. Duncan Idaho rushes in in a flurry of kicks and knife slashes that knock the Men in Black from their horses. Before they even realize what hit them they are finished off along with both of their horses by the ghola of the Atreides Weapons master. Goliath attacks by crushing Horse #5 and its rider Black Canary who have been left alone by Green Arrow; who has been spending less and less time with her ever since he met his new best friend Legolas. They have been doing nothing but talking mostly about why arrows are still the superior form of weaponry and the joys of green clothing among other things. Goliath then brings his huge fist down on Dr. Polaris crushing him with his hand. The Army soldiers move up in a unit against the mammoth individual lending each other cover fire as they move in closer and closer to Goliath. Gloiath manages to crush soldiers #79 & 80 but the well-trained soldiers actually bring down the huge individual as they unload bullet after bullet into him. The Atom rejoins the battle but as he is flying into the fray Slimer opens up his disgusting mouth and swallows the tiny titan completely consuming him. Pyro then turns on his flame-thrower and takes aim at Slimer. This at first does not seem to work but eventually even the gross little ghost cannot take that much heat as he evaporates into nothingness. John Stewart moves against The Fantastic 4 and with a giant green battering ram breaks through the invisible force field that has been created by Invisible Woman. He then finishes her off with a giant green fist. Mr. Fantastic wraps himself around the green lantern but John Stewart completely engulfs himself with green energy making himself look much like a green version of the Human Torch. This melts Mr. Fantastic off of him creating a smell much like that of burning tires. He moves against Human Torch next but Human Torch cannot keep up with Stewart's speed and is completely destroyed as John Stewart redirects both his own flames and Human Torch's back at Jonny Storm. The green Lantern is now thinking that the hard part is over but just then an enraged Ben Grimm jumps off of a nearby building and punches John Stewart in the head completely demolishing his skull. He lands on the cement creating a small tremor. The Hulk firmly believes that he can take out the WildC.A.T.S. on his own and begins to do so as he jumps into the middle of the team landing directly on top of Voodoo. First he crushes his favorite punching bag the Thing. He then grabs a hold of the android leader of the team Spartan and crushes him into scrap. Horatio Caine makes a valiant ride at the Hulk on his horse and hits him with several shots from his 9 mm. But this just makes the Hulk angry as he kicks Horatio Cain and his horse over top of the building next to them. White Queen attempts to turn the Hulk back into Bruce Banner by controlling his mind, and she is actually almost successful but this act makes the Hulk even more mad which takes the power of changing away from even him. The Hulk has no problem crushing the White Queen even as she tries to protect herself with her normally impervious skin. Lord Emp & War Blade try to keep the Hulk busy while Maul keeps increasing his size until his level of intelligence is nearly nothing. Even with the rampaging Maul in his strongest form Lord Emp is not certain that they can take the green goliath. But they get some more unexpected help as the Constructicons merge to form Devastator. Hulk pounces on Maul knocking the life out of him and then throws the dead body of Maul at Devastator. Devastator just narrowly misses being completely demolished by this attack by getting out of the way at the last second. Hulk pulls out a lampost and knocks off the head of the supposedely immortal Lord Emp but Devastator steals the idea by pulling out his own lampost and using it to hit the Hulk. This still does not kill the Hulk but he is eventually finished off as Devastator gets over top of him and brings his huge metal fists on to the Hulk over and over again until nothing remains except the small battered body of Bruce Banner. The Protectabots merge to form Defensor but Black Fire and Storm fly in to face him. Blackfire hits the gestalt with multiple cosmic blasts and then rushes in to hit Defensor with a flurry a super-powered punches this begins to destabiliaze the huge Autobot but he is not knocked over until Storm throws as powerful of a gust as she can at the Transformer knocking him to the ground. In the act of falling Defensor creates a huge cracked crater in the city streets which the 6 Jedi's and Duncan Idaho jump into and finish him off. Doc Hudson pulls up and Mystique jumps out of the passenger seat. She runs up to the Jedi but she shape shifts her body to look exactly like Storm. She says "Come on we can still help the Hulk". The Jedi do not realize that that battle is already decided and as they turn the corner they are attacked by Devastator and Warblade. Jedi Knights#16 & 17 take out Warblade by using their lightsabers to cut through his organic steel body like butter but they do not do much more than scratch the mighty Devastator who defeats them all. Agent #1 & 2 attack Grifter and Zealot who put on a great show of their skills in hand to hand combat but the Agents prove to be to much for them and they finish off the remaining two WildC.A.T.S. with their superior speed, strength, & fighting knowledge. James Bond moves against the agents next as he comments to himself that he truly appreciates the way these 2 can dress. James is able to dodge the blows of the 2 computer programs at first and is even quick enough to pull out his Walther .380 and shoot Agent #2 in the head, but 2 agents at once was a bit to much even for the great 007 as Agent #1 hits him with a fierce karate chop to the neck that cracks his vertebrate. Mystique, who is still masked to look like Storm runs up to Athena in hopes to get Athena to do some of her dirty work. Mystique says "The Flash has gone crazy, you need to try to stop him". Athena acts like she is going to help but she senses what even the 6 Jedi Knights could not. Athena knows a virtuous soul when she sees one, so she knows that the right thing to do is to attack. She takes her sword and cuts the head off of the Storm look alike and kills Mystique. Doc Hudson is racing around the city but the Flash easily catches up to him. Flash passes him up and then races by a billboard knocking it over just with his sheer velocity. The huge sign falls on Doc Hudson completely crushing him. Duncan Idaho and Deadpool begin fighting each other. Deadpool is happy to find out that this Duncan Idaho is more like the one on his team not like the one he had to face in the Dessert battle. Deadpool seems to have the upper hand even though his projectile weapons are useless against Idaho's shield, but then Batwoman swoops in to lend a hand to Duncan Idaho. She kicks Deadpool to the ground and Duncan Idaho jumps on him stabbing him in the chest. It appears that Deadpool is dead as they begin walking away but he pops back up and chops off Batwoman's head with his katana blade. Duncan Idaho jumps back on top of Deadpool stabbing him repeatedely. This time Idaho does not allow any chance for error as he uses his knife to actually remove Deadpool's heart. He actually feels bad for doing such a gruesome act which reminds him of his childhood growing up on the brutal Harkonen homeworld of Geidi Prime. As he is pondering his many tragic lives both as a person and a ghola Megatron flies in to avenge his BFF Deadpool and uses his arm cannon to disintegrate Duncan Idaho. Blackfire and Storm attempt to do the same thing to Devastator as they did to Defensor but Devastator proves to be a little more durable and cannot be knocked down so easily. Devastator fights back through the wind and punches Storm, knocking her through the brick wall of the neighboring building and breaking every bone in her body. Blackfire is unsure that she can take the gestalt on her own but she continues to blast away at it and flying around the huge Transformer to quickly for him to hit her. Just then the 3 T-Rex's come rampaging in and attack Devastator. In this crazy city environment the dinosaurs are scared and confused as T-Rex #16 knocks down Devastator with his thick tail. The 3 T-Rexes begin tearing Devastator apart but Devastator continues to fight back. Black Fire flies in to help but the blood-thirsty T-Rex #18 bites swallows its "teammate" whole. Devastator with his last burst of strength slams the heads of T-Rex #16 & 17 togeather and kills them right before T-Rex #18 rips out the core circuitry of Devastator and destroys the spark of all 6 Constructicons. The Gold Dragons swoop down to attack the Army Soldiers but the soldiers hold their position and fire back. In the first run the Dragons take out Army Aoldiers #77, 78, 85, & 90-93. Soldier #76 yells "concentrate all shots at the nearest dragon". This plan somewhat works out as they kill Gold Dragon #12 and then #14 but the Dragons then land and begin to pick apart the soldiers one by one. The valiant soldiers fight until the end and even manage to take out Dragon #10 before they all die but they are simply mismatched against the huge beasts. The wounded dragons begin to take off but they are suddenely riddled with arrows from Green Arrow and Legolas who are riding up on their horses. Legolas puts 4 perfectly placed arrows into Dragon #11 and Green Arrow puts an explosive arrow right into the mouth of Gold Dragon #13. But as the biggest one of the bunch Gold Dragon #15 bears his teeth and his wings the 2 horses rear up and throw their riders onto the ground. The 2 archer regroup and Green Arrow shoots the dragon with an arrow that turns into a net which keeps the dragon tied up for a moment while Legolas pulls out his daggers and jumps on top of the Dragon. Legolas knows exactly where to stab the dragon in order to take him out which is exactly what he does. The hungry T-Rex #18 makes a quick and well-deserved meal out of the remaining 2 horses. Megatron rudely interupts the meal of the T-Rex by blasting it in the head. The T-Rex could have possibly fought back if it were smart enough to know what was going on but the animal continues to act on instinct and refuses to give up on the dlicious horse meat long enough to fight back. Megatron continues to shoot the dinosuar until it is dead. Athena runs up to Megatron and with an amazing leap jumps right into the hole in his leg that Zues made with his lightning bolt. She then hacks away at his circuitry with her mystical sword until he begins to shut down. Pyro sees this happening and knows that Megatron is not going to survive so he blasts Megatron with his mutant enhanced flames sealing the hole and trapping Athena inside burning her alive. Agent #1 does not so much attack Pyro as he does his equipment. He kicks Pyro's flamethrower breaking it and causing a major explosion. Pyro is not harmed by the fire but it does cause him to be quite distracted as the agent breaks his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas blindly shoot dozens of arrows into the fire and kill the agent. Flash runs up and is way to fast for either of the archers to hit even with their incredible aim. Flash catches one of Legolas' arrows and stabs it into the heart of Green Arrow. Flash then punches Legolas' elven bow and breaks it in half with the pure speed vibration. Legolas pulls out his long Elven Knives and prepares himself. Flash runs by with such velocity that the force alone knocks Legolas over and seems to knock one of the Elven Knives out of his hand. The very dizzy Legolas gets up to look for his enemy but he can't see him or his knife anywhere. He then looks to his side and see his knife sticking out of the chest of Flash who is lying on the ground dead. Flash was moving so quickly that even the reflex enhanced elf did not know that he stabbed the knife into the superhero as he ran by. Legolas looks around the destroyed city with a very solemn feeling due to the fact that he is the sole survivor of either team.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables are Deadpool, Megatron, The Men in Black (Jay & Kay), The Constucticons, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing, Doc Hudson, Pyro, Mystique, The Protectabots, The WildC.A.T.S.: Spartan, Voodoo, Zealot, Grifter, Maul, Warblade, Void, & Lord Emp, White Queen, James Bond, Dr. Polaris, Huntress, Det. Horatio Caine, Legolas, Green Arrow & Black Canary, The Atom, Malificent, Tinkerbell, Horse #1-6, Army Soldier #76-93, Griffin #1 & 2.
Green Goblin begins flying around the city on his glider but Dr. Polaris uses his magnetic powers to take the glider right out from underneath him. This causes Green Goblin to fall several stories to his death. Jay, Kay, Legolas, Green Arrow, Black Canary, & Horatio Caine all take a horse and ride their seperate ways. Since it worked so well against Reign Supremacy Sandstorm transforms into a dune buggy and Capt. Panaka, Jack Shephard, and Donkey Kong Jr. all get inside. They start wildly driving through the city's streets and come up on The WildC.A.T.S.; Sandstorm does a drive by and Capt. Panaka with his award winning aim hits Void with 5 lazer blasts before she can teleport out of the way. Sandstorm turns around to try it again but Voodoo uses her powers of magnetism to completely crush the Autobot along with everyone riding in him. The 2 griffins take to the air but are quickly burnt to a crisp by the 6 Gold Dragons. Maleficent turns into a dragon herself and begins to fly toward them but she notices that the Wicked Witch of the West is flying at her on her broomstick preparing for an attack. Although Maleficent loves her dragon form she knows she will get much more enjoyment from killing a fellow witch. She becomes even more arrogant at her chances of victory once Tinkerbell and The Atom both fly up to lend her some back up. The Wicked Witch lives up to her name as she flies by Tinkerbell and swipes her out of the air, crushing her in her green hands. She then dodges the attack made by Maleficent and throws her patented mystical fireball at the other witch which engulfs Maleficent in flames. The Atom retaliates to this attack by hitting the broomstick of the witch of the West with one well-placed punch breaking it in 2. The Wicked Witch then falls out of the sky. Batwoman and Huntress, using a variety of ropes and grappling hooks both swing up to the top of one of the tallest skyscrapers. They begin fighting using a flurry of kicks and flips (I don't know how else to explain it so just pretend like your watching any episode of any Batman cartoon). Huntress attacks using some sort of binding rope to tie up Batwoman but as Huntress goes in for the kill Batwoman falls on to her back doing a sort of bicycle kick which knocks Huntress (Sans grappling device because it is wrapped around Batwoman) off of the skyscraper. Zues attacks Deadpool and Megatron with lightning bolts out of both of his hands. Deadpool gets hit in the chest and is knocked to the ground and Megatron gets hit in the leg. This does a signifigant amount of damage to the Decepticon who now begins flying because it is easier to stay off of his leg. Megatron begins shooting his arm cannon at the god but Zues manages to either dodge or deflect anything that Megatron throws at him. Megatron then transforms into gun form and lands directly into the arms of Deadpool who is now healed from Zues' original attack. Deadpool uses the Decepticon leader to blow away the King of the gods with several blasts from the very high-powered robot/weapon. Mr. Freeze creates a wall of ice in order to provide cover for his team but Jay & Kay blast through it with their high-powered alien weapons and ride through on their horses. They then shoot Mr. Freeze and damage his suit which leaves him exposed to the city air that is warm enough to kill him. Duncan Idaho rushes in in a flurry of kicks and knife slashes that knock the Men in Black from their horses. Before they even realize what hit them they are finished off along with both of their horses by the ghola of the Atreides Weapons master. Goliath attacks by crushing Horse #5 and its rider Black Canary who have been left alone by Green Arrow; who has been spending less and less time with her ever since he met his new best friend Legolas. They have been doing nothing but talking mostly about why arrows are still the superior form of weaponry and the joys of green clothing among other things. Goliath then brings his huge fist down on Dr. Polaris crushing him with his hand. The Army soldiers move up in a unit against the mammoth individual lending each other cover fire as they move in closer and closer to Goliath. Gloiath manages to crush soldiers #79 & 80 but the well-trained soldiers actually bring down the huge individual as they unload bullet after bullet into him. The Atom rejoins the battle but as he is flying into the fray Slimer opens up his disgusting mouth and swallows the tiny titan completely consuming him. Pyro then turns on his flame-thrower and takes aim at Slimer. This at first does not seem to work but eventually even the gross little ghost cannot take that much heat as he evaporates into nothingness. John Stewart moves against The Fantastic 4 and with a giant green battering ram breaks through the invisible force field that has been created by Invisible Woman. He then finishes her off with a giant green fist. Mr. Fantastic wraps himself around the green lantern but John Stewart completely engulfs himself with green energy making himself look much like a green version of the Human Torch. This melts Mr. Fantastic off of him creating a smell much like that of burning tires. He moves against Human Torch next but Human Torch cannot keep up with Stewart's speed and is completely destroyed as John Stewart redirects both his own flames and Human Torch's back at Jonny Storm. The green Lantern is now thinking that the hard part is over but just then an enraged Ben Grimm jumps off of a nearby building and punches John Stewart in the head completely demolishing his skull. He lands on the cement creating a small tremor. The Hulk firmly believes that he can take out the WildC.A.T.S. on his own and begins to do so as he jumps into the middle of the team landing directly on top of Voodoo. First he crushes his favorite punching bag the Thing. He then grabs a hold of the android leader of the team Spartan and crushes him into scrap. Horatio Caine makes a valiant ride at the Hulk on his horse and hits him with several shots from his 9 mm. But this just makes the Hulk angry as he kicks Horatio Cain and his horse over top of the building next to them. White Queen attempts to turn the Hulk back into Bruce Banner by controlling his mind, and she is actually almost successful but this act makes the Hulk even more mad which takes the power of changing away from even him. The Hulk has no problem crushing the White Queen even as she tries to protect herself with her normally impervious skin. Lord Emp & War Blade try to keep the Hulk busy while Maul keeps increasing his size until his level of intelligence is nearly nothing. Even with the rampaging Maul in his strongest form Lord Emp is not certain that they can take the green goliath. But they get some more unexpected help as the Constructicons merge to form Devastator. Hulk pounces on Maul knocking the life out of him and then throws the dead body of Maul at Devastator. Devastator just narrowly misses being completely demolished by this attack by getting out of the way at the last second. Hulk pulls out a lampost and knocks off the head of the supposedely immortal Lord Emp but Devastator steals the idea by pulling out his own lampost and using it to hit the Hulk. This still does not kill the Hulk but he is eventually finished off as Devastator gets over top of him and brings his huge metal fists on to the Hulk over and over again until nothing remains except the small battered body of Bruce Banner. The Protectabots merge to form Defensor but Black Fire and Storm fly in to face him. Blackfire hits the gestalt with multiple cosmic blasts and then rushes in to hit Defensor with a flurry a super-powered punches this begins to destabiliaze the huge Autobot but he is not knocked over until Storm throws as powerful of a gust as she can at the Transformer knocking him to the ground. In the act of falling Defensor creates a huge cracked crater in the city streets which the 6 Jedi's and Duncan Idaho jump into and finish him off. Doc Hudson pulls up and Mystique jumps out of the passenger seat. She runs up to the Jedi but she shape shifts her body to look exactly like Storm. She says "Come on we can still help the Hulk". The Jedi do not realize that that battle is already decided and as they turn the corner they are attacked by Devastator and Warblade. Jedi Knights#16 & 17 take out Warblade by using their lightsabers to cut through his organic steel body like butter but they do not do much more than scratch the mighty Devastator who defeats them all. Agent #1 & 2 attack Grifter and Zealot who put on a great show of their skills in hand to hand combat but the Agents prove to be to much for them and they finish off the remaining two WildC.A.T.S. with their superior speed, strength, & fighting knowledge. James Bond moves against the agents next as he comments to himself that he truly appreciates the way these 2 can dress. James is able to dodge the blows of the 2 computer programs at first and is even quick enough to pull out his Walther .380 and shoot Agent #2 in the head, but 2 agents at once was a bit to much even for the great 007 as Agent #1 hits him with a fierce karate chop to the neck that cracks his vertebrate. Mystique, who is still masked to look like Storm runs up to Athena in hopes to get Athena to do some of her dirty work. Mystique says "The Flash has gone crazy, you need to try to stop him". Athena acts like she is going to help but she senses what even the 6 Jedi Knights could not. Athena knows a virtuous soul when she sees one, so she knows that the right thing to do is to attack. She takes her sword and cuts the head off of the Storm look alike and kills Mystique. Doc Hudson is racing around the city but the Flash easily catches up to him. Flash passes him up and then races by a billboard knocking it over just with his sheer velocity. The huge sign falls on Doc Hudson completely crushing him. Duncan Idaho and Deadpool begin fighting each other. Deadpool is happy to find out that this Duncan Idaho is more like the one on his team not like the one he had to face in the Dessert battle. Deadpool seems to have the upper hand even though his projectile weapons are useless against Idaho's shield, but then Batwoman swoops in to lend a hand to Duncan Idaho. She kicks Deadpool to the ground and Duncan Idaho jumps on him stabbing him in the chest. It appears that Deadpool is dead as they begin walking away but he pops back up and chops off Batwoman's head with his katana blade. Duncan Idaho jumps back on top of Deadpool stabbing him repeatedely. This time Idaho does not allow any chance for error as he uses his knife to actually remove Deadpool's heart. He actually feels bad for doing such a gruesome act which reminds him of his childhood growing up on the brutal Harkonen homeworld of Geidi Prime. As he is pondering his many tragic lives both as a person and a ghola Megatron flies in to avenge his BFF Deadpool and uses his arm cannon to disintegrate Duncan Idaho. Blackfire and Storm attempt to do the same thing to Devastator as they did to Defensor but Devastator proves to be a little more durable and cannot be knocked down so easily. Devastator fights back through the wind and punches Storm, knocking her through the brick wall of the neighboring building and breaking every bone in her body. Blackfire is unsure that she can take the gestalt on her own but she continues to blast away at it and flying around the huge Transformer to quickly for him to hit her. Just then the 3 T-Rex's come rampaging in and attack Devastator. In this crazy city environment the dinosaurs are scared and confused as T-Rex #16 knocks down Devastator with his thick tail. The 3 T-Rexes begin tearing Devastator apart but Devastator continues to fight back. Black Fire flies in to help but the blood-thirsty T-Rex #18 bites swallows its "teammate" whole. Devastator with his last burst of strength slams the heads of T-Rex #16 & 17 togeather and kills them right before T-Rex #18 rips out the core circuitry of Devastator and destroys the spark of all 6 Constructicons. The Gold Dragons swoop down to attack the Army Soldiers but the soldiers hold their position and fire back. In the first run the Dragons take out Army Aoldiers #77, 78, 85, & 90-93. Soldier #76 yells "concentrate all shots at the nearest dragon". This plan somewhat works out as they kill Gold Dragon #12 and then #14 but the Dragons then land and begin to pick apart the soldiers one by one. The valiant soldiers fight until the end and even manage to take out Dragon #10 before they all die but they are simply mismatched against the huge beasts. The wounded dragons begin to take off but they are suddenely riddled with arrows from Green Arrow and Legolas who are riding up on their horses. Legolas puts 4 perfectly placed arrows into Dragon #11 and Green Arrow puts an explosive arrow right into the mouth of Gold Dragon #13. But as the biggest one of the bunch Gold Dragon #15 bears his teeth and his wings the 2 horses rear up and throw their riders onto the ground. The 2 archer regroup and Green Arrow shoots the dragon with an arrow that turns into a net which keeps the dragon tied up for a moment while Legolas pulls out his daggers and jumps on top of the Dragon. Legolas knows exactly where to stab the dragon in order to take him out which is exactly what he does. The hungry T-Rex #18 makes a quick and well-deserved meal out of the remaining 2 horses. Megatron rudely interupts the meal of the T-Rex by blasting it in the head. The T-Rex could have possibly fought back if it were smart enough to know what was going on but the animal continues to act on instinct and refuses to give up on the dlicious horse meat long enough to fight back. Megatron continues to shoot the dinosuar until it is dead. Athena runs up to Megatron and with an amazing leap jumps right into the hole in his leg that Zues made with his lightning bolt. She then hacks away at his circuitry with her mystical sword until he begins to shut down. Pyro sees this happening and knows that Megatron is not going to survive so he blasts Megatron with his mutant enhanced flames sealing the hole and trapping Athena inside burning her alive. Agent #1 does not so much attack Pyro as he does his equipment. He kicks Pyro's flamethrower breaking it and causing a major explosion. Pyro is not harmed by the fire but it does cause him to be quite distracted as the agent breaks his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas blindly shoot dozens of arrows into the fire and kill the agent. Flash runs up and is way to fast for either of the archers to hit even with their incredible aim. Flash catches one of Legolas' arrows and stabs it into the heart of Green Arrow. Flash then punches Legolas' elven bow and breaks it in half with the pure speed vibration. Legolas pulls out his long Elven Knives and prepares himself. Flash runs by with such velocity that the force alone knocks Legolas over and seems to knock one of the Elven Knives out of his hand. The very dizzy Legolas gets up to look for his enemy but he can't see him or his knife anywhere. He then looks to his side and see his knife sticking out of the chest of Flash who is lying on the ground dead. Flash was moving so quickly that even the reflex enhanced elf did not know that he stabbed the knife into the superhero as he ran by. Legolas looks around the destroyed city with a very solemn feeling due to the fact that he is the sole survivor of either team.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
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