Team Ed Vs. George Washington's Slaves

Team Ed is Superman, Gannon, Neo, The Shining Force (All 30), Seraph, John Wayne, Trinity, Griffin Poteracki, Underdog, Jet Li, King Kong, Jackie Chan, Gen. Thade, Luke Skywalker, Godzilla, R2-D2, C-3PO, Fortress Maximus, Willow, Swoop, The Combaticons, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the pony, Skywarp, Sarumon, Iron Hide, Jengo Fett, Ultra Magnus, Mr. Crabs, He-Man & Battle Cat, Dr. Robotnick, Barney Rubble, Bomberman, & Bowser: King of Koopa.

George WAshington's Slaves are Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1-16, Optimus Prime & Roller, Hound, Sauron, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Collossus, Arisia, Martian Manhunter, Bill Rizer & Lance Beam, Jason Bourne, T-1000, Starship Trooper #1-6, Camilla the Chicken, Sonny (I-Robot), & Al Dizogg.

Superman and Thor take to the air far above the city where they can do battle without being bothered by the others. Gannon moves against the Jedi Masters first using some black magic to kill Jedi Master #4 but the other Jedis are not as easily taken by these powers and they slice him to shreds. Al Dogg walks up to Yogurt and asks "are you a llama"? With a stunning attack Yogurt removes 1 hit points from Al Dog; Al Dog is defeated. Yogurt gets a Yogurt ring. Neo, Seraph, and Trinity attack Shaak Ti and Ki Adi Mundi. Neo takes out Ki Adi by putting his foot through his stomach with a kick. Trinity does that thing where she kicks over the top of her head and stuns Shaak Ti long enough for Seraph to shoot her. Neo & Trinity pick up their lightsabers. The Shining Force move into a defensive battle formation as Sauron comes up to attack. Even though they are used to fighting creatures with powers similar to that of the dark lord's and they outnumber him 30 to 1 many of them are still scared as Sauron the Deciever moves closer and closer. Sauron uses his mighty mallet and takes out Arthur, Vanvanvn, Jay Leno, & Dump with 1 swing. Carli!!! uses Blaze 4 on him but Sauron actually seems to enjoy the added heat. So April!!! and Mogie both cast Freeze 4 on him which he doesn't like so much. Granted it does not actually hurt him either it just gives him an excuse to kill them next. He then kills Ed 1, LitleJon, Nick, & Wimp with his next round of attacks sending them flying dozens of yards away. Yogurt and Bear both die of fright. By taking over their brains with his sheer evil will he then kills WierdAl, Dr. Ruel, and Tweetie. It is looking very grim until the hero of the Shining Force Max pulls out his sword and cuts the ring from the finger of the Dark Lord destroying not only Sauron but also the mystical sword known as The Chaos Breaker. Luke Skywalker along with his 2 droids and his new buddy Griffin Poteracki are moving towards the 2 Contra stars Bill and Lance. Luke and Griffin have become good friends over the last week because of the moral support that Luke has given Griffin since he was forced to get a bionic arm put on because of his run in last week with Darth Maul. Luke and him had a good cry and lots of hugs over the incident and now they are ready to go into battle. Luke goes out in front so he can deflect the unlimited number of bullets that are being shot at them by Bill & Lance. Luke gets in closer and cuts off Bill Rizer's head and cuts Lance Beam's Spread gun in half. Griffin then puts his metal hand around Lance's neck and Luke sticks his lightsaber through his chest. Underdog is flying over to join the fight against the Jedis but Martian Manhunter gets in his way. The green Martian grabs the dog and crushes him with his bear hands. Jet Li and Jackie Chan start double teaming Jedi Master #12. The Jedi misses them both with a swing of his lightsaber and then Jet Li kicks the saber out of her hand while Jackie Chan finishes her off with a Halberd that he recovered from one of the dead Shining Force knights. Jedi Masters #10 & 11 quickly come and avenge their fallen friend by killing both Jackie and Jet. King Kong jumps onto the side of a building as Arisia flies around him shooting him with green energy. Collossus covers his body with organic metal but it is still not strong enough to repel the amazing amount of weight when King Kong jumps on top of the mutant and crushes him. Arisia and Martian Manhunter fly in to take on the huge Ape and they do as Martian Manhunter goes back in forth from visible to invisible to drive the stupid ape crazy. Arisia uses her lantern ring to make a huge green dagger which then stabs right in the heart of King Kong killing him. This time it was not beauty that killed the beast. Gen. Thade begins battling with Sonny. The battle begins on the ground but they climb onto the side of a billboard and both start swinging around wildly trying to knock each other back onto the ground. Thade fights much more fiercely than the robot but when the chimp knocks Sonny to the ground it does not even break his dense alloy. Thade jumps down on top of him in an attempt to crush his chest but that does not work either. Thade is landing quite a few more hits than Sonny but all it takes is one solid punch into Thade's head for Sonny to take him down. Godzilla is being swarmed by Starship Troopers but he does not have that much of a problem with them as he steps on 2 of them and then uses his fire breath to defeat the other 4. Fortress Maximus' head and his head's head, spike both run back to the city within the city and the 3 of them togeather transform to form the giant robot Fortress Maximus. The Autobot city is so large that it cannot even navigate through the city without inadvertantly damaging the buildings around him. Optimus Prime & Hound transform and roll out toward the huge Autobot. They both transform back into robot form and Optimus releases Roller out into the city streets. Optimus jumps up onto the side of Fortress Maximus and attempts to climb up the side of him but the huge transformer throws Optimus into a building knocking the whole thing down. Optimus gets back on his feet and rushes Maximus again. He pulls out his lazer rifle and begins firing at the walking fortress but Optimus once again gets kicked away by the mammoth Cybertronian. Fortress Maximus then steps on Optimus Prime and keeps walking. Somehow the powerful Autobot leader actually survives this attack and gets back up despite being extremely banged up. Optimus transforms and starts driving up behind Fortress Maximus as fast as he possibly can and then transforms back into robot form and jumps into the middle of Maximus' crashing right into the center of the robot killing the spark of Fortress Maximus but killing himself in the process. The head of Fortress Maximus and the older version of Spike both survive for now. Roller runs right into Willow and runs over basically the only person small enough for Roller to run over. John Wayne then shoots Roller with both barrels of his Coach 12 gauge and puts him out of comission. The head of Fortress Maximus shoots its lazer gun at the group of Jedi Masters but the shots are deflected back at him. He is hit with several returned lazer blasts and then the Jedis finish him off, but they do not realize that they are technically fighting two robots as the head of Fortress Maximus' head transforms into robot form and kicks Jedi Master #2 in the head shattering his skull. He is then destroyed by the Jedis as well. Saruman tells Bomberman that he has a plan and that he should just do whatever he tells him to do. He tells him to get in postion by Sonny and wait for his order to attack. Bomberman does what he is told but when Sonny moves by Bomberman Saruman decides that he does not want to take any chances and he shoots his teammate with a blast from his wand which blows both Bomberman and Sonny up. He-Man & Battle Cat are riding along side the huge truck known as Ultra Magnus towards Jason Bourne. They were told by head coach the oracle to not take this human lightly and they have no intention of doing so. Bourne jumps on the back of Ultra Magnus but the autobot transforms and throws Jason onto the ground. He-Man rides toward his enemy but Bourne pulls out his Sig-Saur and puts a bullet right between the eyes of Battle Cat. He-Man goes flying off of Battle Cat and lands on the ground on his back; Jason picks up He-Man's sword but before he can use it gets shot in the back of the head by Jengo Fett. Hound, the Autobot jeep begins to fight with Swindle the Decepticon jeep but then Swindle exits from the fight and along with his fellow Combaticons they merge to form Bruticus. Hound attempts to hold his ground but is crushed under the huge fist of the mighty gestalt. Duncan Idaho is about to kill Frodo Baggins with his Atreides blade when Sam comes riding up on Bill and into the leg of Idaho to save master Frodo's life. Duncan turns to Sam and gives him a well-placed karate chop to the neck that instantly kills him. Frodo yells "Sam, NOOOOOOOO". Idaho then moves to stab Bill the Pony but Frodo pulls out Sting and stabs the ginaz swordsmen in the chest. Oh by the way Superman and Thor are still fighting above the city. Arisia attacks Saruman but he blocks her green energy with a white force field. She tries to overpower him thinking that there is no power that her will combined with the green lantern ring cannot overcome but she proves wrong as Saruman pushes back with all of his power and completely overtakes the young green lantern killing her and leaving Saruman completely exhausted. Bowser grabs Kamilla and then hides in an alley to have the chicken for a snack. T-1000 turns to liquid metal and rolls up the side of Iron Hide. The Terminator then turns back into his "human" form and shoves two long sword-like arms deep into the Transformer tearing him apart. Godzilla turns and with his ultra-powered fire breath disintegrates the liquid metal robot. Martian Manhunter flies down and with a single punch destroys that bowl like thing that Dr. Robotnik sits in. The Manhunter than easily kills Robotnik. Martian Manhunter then attacks Ultra Magnus by picking him up and throwing him into Bruticus knocking the arm off of the Gestalt. All of the sudden Martian Manhunter looks up to see the Mjonir falling from the sky. He now knows that Superman has defeated Thor in the air battle and that it is looking bleak for his team. Superman flies down but is in no shape to fight anyone else. Martian Manhunter believes that this is his oppurtunity to beat the last son of Krypton but as he is racing over to fight the overly exhausted Superman. He is surrounded by Neo, Seraph, Trinity, and Luke. The 4 of them, now all wielding lightsabers slice the manhunter apart with their blindingly fast moves. All that remains is the Jedi Masters as the rest of the team surrounds them. Neo tells Superman to hang back because they need him for another day and he actually listens. What is left of The Shining Force take down 3 Masters but not before they get Aerosmit and Mac Dad. The Jedi's also take down Swoop but Blitzwing and Skywarp get 2 each as they attack from the sky and Blitzwing gets 1 more in tank form. Jengo Fett manages to shoot 1 of the Masters but not before he kills the all but useless Barney Rubble. The last 4 Jedi die valiantly as they try to attack Godzilla.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!