The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Outsiders

The Syracuse Valley is Omega Red, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Darth Maul, Casey Jones, Master Chief, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Splinter, Nightcrawler, Venom, Zit, Rash, Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic & Tails, Hammer Bros. #1-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Fire Bros. #1-10, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, Xenomorph #85-98, Kree Soldier #1-3, Little Goomba #1-3.

The Outsiders are Ares: god of war, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Razorclaw, Divebomb, Rampage, Tantrum, Headstrong, Sky Lynx, Ramjet, Kup, Cliff Jumper, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Dr. Doom, Brandon Inge, Marv, Galactus w/ Nova, Fin Fang Foom, Red Dragon #15, Dark Jedi Master #31-40, Dark Jedi #11 & 12.

The Syracuse Valley is teleported into the middle of New York City where they are confronted by The Outsiders, who have already arrived. The members of The Syracuse Valley feel fairly confident in this fight, considering they are outnumbering their opponents more than two to one. “This should be a walk in the park,” says Sonic the Hedgehog. “Yeah, Central Park,” quips Michelangelo. “That’s not funny,” Raphael bluntly replies as he slaps his fellow Ninja Turtle upside the head. Mace Windu feels this overconfidence flowing through the Force and orders the rest of his team to reveal themselves. The ground beneath them begins to shake, car alarms start going of everywhere, and the street itself explodes right in front of The Syracuse Valley. As the dust begins to clear, a mighty roar bellows from the depths, and out of the intersection of Fifth Avenue and West 34th Street, bursts Fin Fang Foom. The ground continues to rumble, as Galactus, the devourer of worlds, walks out from behind the Empire State Building. This causes the Battletoads to stammer back on their heels, with their jaws dropped and eyes bugged out. (You know, like in the video game.) “So, you were saying?” replies Master Windu. Kup transformers into his cybertronian El Camino truck and as he takes off towards the army of Hammer, Fire, and Boomerang Brothers. Jack Bauer, Curtis Manning, and Marv jump into Kup’s truck bed with their guns drawn. The three of them pick off Hammer Bros. #1, 2, 4 and 9, Fire Bros. #9 and 10, and Boomerang Bros. #1, 5, and 7. They were about to spin around to go for another pass, but the fourteen Xenomorphs attack the aging transformer and his passengers. The aliens overtake Curtis Manning, but before Jack Bauer and Marv meet their deaths, they are able to take Xenomorphs # 88, 89 and 98 with them. Kup is fairing slightly better, having killed Xenomorphs # 86, 87, 90, and 91. However in the slaughter he forgot that they have similar acidic blood as that of the Giant Igyac, which is now eating away at Kup’s body. Cliffjumper races to help his fellow Autobot and with a couple good shots with his glass gas gun, he freezes and shatters Xenomorphs #85, 92, 93, and 94. Alas, it was not in time, the acid blood had eaten away to Kup’s spark, killing him. Soundwave, then ejects, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat. Cliffjumper is tackled by Rumble and Frenzy, who with their piston arms pound the Autobot into a pile of sparking wires and scrap metal. Venom strangely stays away from any direct confrontation. However, he is swinging high around the city and scaling the skyscrapers. The eight remaining Fire Bros. start whipping fireballs at Brandon Inge, who keeps hitting line drives right back at them, killing Fire Bros. #1, 5, 6 and 8. A few fireballs manage to get through, but with his All-Star third baseman’s agility, B. Inge is able to jump out of the way. When Inge looks up, he finds himself staring at a very disgruntled Casey Jones, who is wielding two Jose Canseco bats. Lucky for the Detroit Tiger, Apollo sees this as well and fires several arrows, one after another, into Casey Jones’s back. Being that they are all cut from the same cloth, so to say; Rash, Zit, Pimple, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Star Fox, and Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10 decide to merge onto Fin Fang Foom. (Hell, he looks like a level boss, doesn’t he?) Sonic spin dashes up the giant dragon’s arm and begins to speed punch the back of his head. Fin Fang Foom swats the blue hyper-active mammal like a mosquito. Tails takes flight, but isn’t up in the air for long, before his burning carcass is crashing to the ground from Fin Fang Foom’s combustible acid breathe. Ares and Apollo decide to join the fray, jumping in the middle of the small attack squad. The gods draw their swords; Apollo skins Star Fox in such a style that would bring a tear to a taxidermist’s eye. Ares guts the three Battletoads as if it were seventh grade Biology class. The Giant Hammer Bros swarm the gods firing hammers at them. Ares is able to kill Giant Hammer Bros #4 and 9, while Apollo shoots #3 with several arrows. Hercules joins the fight and rips Giant Hammer Bros. #6’s shell off of his back and launches it across the street where it covers the Dark Jedi’s shielding them from the laser blasts coming from the air, where Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, and Ratbat have been circling. Omega Red jumps down behind Ares and Apollo and wraps his Carbonadium tentacles around the Greek gods’ necks. Omega Red tightens his grip as he drains them of their life force, killing both gods. Sky Lynx swoops in, flanked by Red Dragon #15, and they both engulf Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, and Ratbat in a fury of laser blasts and fire. Master Chief in retaliation perched up on the roof of 417 Fifth Avenue, takes aim with his M6 Spartan Laser and blows a hole through Red Dragon #15. As Sky Lynx dive bombs the Spartan-II soldier, Master Chief fires his laser point blank at the Autobot who is in a suicide plunge that crashes into building which the Halo hero was on. Both are killed in a massive explosion, destroying the building as well. Darth Maul and Mace Windu begin to stalk each other for battle, in which some Star Wars fan-boys (you know who you are) have been waiting for since May 19, 1999. Several members on both sides try to intervene but all meet the same fate. The three Little Goombas are quickly dispatched by the Jedi Master, The Sith Lord is confronted by Hercules but spins around him in such blazing speed it, at first glance, appears that he doesn’t even attack the half-god half-mortal. But Hercules’s body falls into five sections revealing that Maul made not one, but two strikes with is double bladed lightsaber. Darth Maul advances on Mace Windu faster and leaps into the air over the Jedi, landing behind him. Mace block Maul lightsaber attack with a block from over his shoulders and force pushes the Sith away from him. Their battle rages on. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, along with their master, Splinter, move to attack Dark Jedi Masters #31 and 32 and their two Dark Jedi Knights, who have come out from underneath the shell. The turtles, though trained ninjas, don’t put up much of a fight against the Dark Jedi’s. Leonardo is able to throw his katana blades into Dark Jedi #11, before he himself is sliced in half by Dark Jedi Master #32. Splinter is able to defend himself for a short period of time before falling. The remaining eight Dark Jedi Masters go after the Xenomorphs #95, 96, 97, Giant Hammer Bros. #1, 2, 5, 7, 8, and 10. The fight is a slaughter. None walk away but Dark Jedi Masters # 32 and 38. Their victory is short lived, as Nightcrawler teleports in front of them and drives Leonardo’s katana blades through their chests. Meanwhile the Predacons have been stalking their prey, Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy and Ravage. Razorclaw orders the formation of Predaking, as Soundwave flies toward the gestalt to fight him head on. This is merely a distraction as well as a sacrifice. As Predaking slices Soundwave in half with his giant sword, Rumble and Frenzy are feverishly pounding the ground with their pistons causing a few surrounding skyscrapers to fall on top of Predaking. Unfortunately, this devastation also kills them and Ravage. Galactus, who has been patiently waiting for the right moment orders Nova to strike. She flies in at super sonic speed, destroying the remaining Hammer Bros, Boomerang Bros, and Fire Bros. with her cosmic fire. Omega Red attempts to entwine Dr. Doom with his Carbonadium tentacles, but instead receives a massive electrical shock from Doom’s protected armor. Dr. Doom arrogantly stands over Omega Red and before killing him with a blast of energy from his gauntlet proclaims, “I AM DOOM!” Darth Maul and Mace Windu’s fight looks like it may be nearing a finish as Master Windu has broken Darth Maul’s lightsaber in half. Darth Maul is able to kick Mace Windu’s purple bladed lightsaber out of his hand with a back flip kick, but Mace force pushes the Sith into the bottom floor of the Empire State Building. All of a sudden, Nightcrawler teleports behind Mace Windu and begins to teleport him over and over around the city to confuse the Jedi Master. Mace force pushes the mutant away from him several times, but the experienced X-Man keeps teleporting himself and Master Windu. While his teammate has the Jedi Master occupied, Ramjet starts crashing through billboards and the neon signs that are all over New York City, causing debris to rain down on Darth Maul. But, the Sith Lord is able to escape any injury. Nightcrawler teleports Mace Windu back into the streets where the battle is raging on. Mace Windu immediately draws his lightsaber back to him using the Force. He is also beginning to figure out and sense Nightcrawler’s teleportation. The mutant teleports again behind Windu, but doesn’t teleport away in enough time, as Mace is able to cut Nightcrawler’s tail off. Nightcrawler teleports Master Windu around faster and begins to wear himself out. They both appear about two stories in the air and as they fall, Mace Windu goes to kill Nightcrawler, but Darth Maul see them both falling and races up the fallen Predaking and leaps into the air cutting both his teammate and the Jedi Master in half. Dr. Doom is now blasting at Kree Soldiers #1-3 with his gauntlets. The Kree have charged Victor Von Doom with war crimes against the Kree home planet. Dr. Doom exclaims at the Kree as he blasts them away, “DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!” “It’s just been revoked,” is heard from behind Doom as a laser blasts tears through Doom’s chest. It was Master Chief, who was previously believed to be dead from Sky Lynx’s kamikaze dive. The Spartan-II is badly injured from the explosion and with one home run size swing; Brandon Inge is able to relieve Master Chief’s head from its body. Nova confronts Darth Maul. In a show of over confidence after just succeeding in slaying one of the greatest Jedi’s ever, Maul charges after Nova. He get close, actually within a lightsaber’s reach, if not closer to Nova, before she fries Darth Maul until all that is left is a horned skeleton. The symbiote alien that is Venom finally reveals his plans. He is perched on Galactus’s shoulder. Knowing that the ravager of worlds would be a much more suitable host, the symbiote separates itself from Eddie Brock, allowing him to fall to his death. Galactus, refuses to be a host to anyone uses the vastness of the Power Cosmic obliterates the symbiote at a molecular level.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!