Saturday, May 18, 2019
Week 8 Consortium
Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. Better Than All of You
The Dinomites are Chief Chirpa, Teebo (w/ a Hammer Bros. Suit), Logray (w/ a Tanooki Suit), Wicket W. Warrick (w/ a Racoon Leaf), Ewok Scout (w/ a Frog Suit), Ewok Warrior, Ewok Elder, Capt. Tarpals (w/ Super Scope 6), Daredevil, Android Human Torch and Toro, Darkseid, Nazgul #8 w/ Mordor Horse, and Tom Brady in The Hulk Buster Iron Man Suit.
Betters are Black Panther, Shuri, Okoye, Nakia, M'Baku, Tatsu, Nemesis Enforcer, Bebop, Rocksteady, Sailor Moon, Nash Bridges, Bruno Samartino, John Rambo, Rocky Balboa, Ray Park, and The Rockers: Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty.
Friday, May 17, 2019
Week 8 Democracy: Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. Be Gentle It's My First Time
The Assassins are Sauron, Galadriel, Aragorn son of Arathorn, Witch King of Angmar with Mordor Horse, Dunadan Ranger Kyle Houslander, and Elves #1-8.
Gentle is Zeus, Hera, 20 Dwarves, Nazgul #6 w/ Fell Beast, 4 Cave Trolls, 5 Evil Wolves, 2 Spinosauruses, 1 T-Rex, Gohan, 4 Decepticons, 5 Transformers, and Wong.
Gentle is Zeus, Hera, 20 Dwarves, Nazgul #6 w/ Fell Beast, 4 Cave Trolls, 5 Evil Wolves, 2 Spinosauruses, 1 T-Rex, Gohan, 4 Decepticons, 5 Transformers, and Wong.
Wednesday, May 15, 2019
TEAM vs Ahsoka’s Acrobatic Assassins
Ahsoka’s Acrobatic Assassins are: Poggle the Lesser, Sun Fac, Geonosian Spy, Geonosian Drone, Geonosian Soldier, 12 Guardian Knights as Dragonstorm, Ginaz Swordmaster Larry Reamer, Indiana Jones and Henry Jones Sr., Dr Manhattan, Vision, Ajax being assigned a Green Lantern Ring, Franklin Richards, Jason Bourne w/ Green Lantern Ring, Red Lantern Jeff Houslander
TEAM is: Frank Herbert, God Emperor Leto II, Loki (w/Sceptre and Space Stone), The Collector (w/ Reality Stone), Trigon, Titan #1, Duke Leto Atreides, Iron Hide, Duke Nukem, Ultra Magnus, Hammer Bros. #1-10
The Old Man stared out at the vast expanse of the Arrakken landscape for the first time. A world previously restricted to the confines of his imagination, now come to life in front of him. It was hard for him to contain his excitement, his pure joy at seeing his creation in the flesh. He took off his hood, removed the stillsuit catchtube from his nose, and took a deep dry breath of the spice filled air.
TEAM is: Frank Herbert, God Emperor Leto II, Loki (w/Sceptre and Space Stone), The Collector (w/ Reality Stone), Trigon, Titan #1, Duke Leto Atreides, Iron Hide, Duke Nukem, Ultra Magnus, Hammer Bros. #1-10
The Old Man stared out at the vast expanse of the Arrakken landscape for the first time. A world previously restricted to the confines of his imagination, now come to life in front of him. It was hard for him to contain his excitement, his pure joy at seeing his creation in the flesh. He took off his hood, removed the stillsuit catchtube from his nose, and took a deep dry breath of the spice filled air.
“This,” he thought, “is the perfect place to write my new masterpiece.”
The Old Man walked along the shield wall until he found a small recess in the formation. A cave no larger than a small room but big enough to provide shade from the relentless heat of the midday sun and protection from wind-blown sand. He steadied himself against the wall and slowly lowered himself to the ground with a deep sigh. It has been thirty three years since he used this body, so his movements were slow and precise.
Comfortable, he removed his portable typewriter from the protective case he had been carrying. The Old Man reattached the catchtube in his nose and as his fingers found their home again on the keys, the Imperial Basin that lay in front of him was transformed into a battlefield of new characters forced to bend to his will.
The skirmish started small, Geonosians (from that dirty Star Wars, written by that thief Lucas), fired their guns at the attacking Hammer Brothers. Wave after wave of endless hammers barraged the five bugs but they kept firing while jumping and evading. Hammer Brothers 7, 6 and 2 all fell before the first hammer found its mark. Geonosian Spy was first to die followed quickly by Sun Fac who was caught off guard. The fight didn’t last much more than a minute or two but in the end, only Poggle the Lesser remained. His victory was short lived, for as he tried to escape, he found himself soon run over by Iron Hide as he and Ultra Magnus moved in to the next battle.
The two TEAM Transformers show up to a fight already in progress. Duke Nukem and Titans #1&2 are taking on Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, Jason Bourne and Henry Jones Sr and Jr. (they named the dog Indiana). Indiana looks up in time to see his teammate Dragonstorm burning a line in the sand toward him and his fight. Using his whip, he manages to attach himself to the exposed member of Dr. Manhattan who flinches at the pain and lifts Indiana to safety. Dangling safely above, He can only watch as his father and friends are burned alive along with both titans and the bad mouthed video game hero.
Iron Hide and Ultra Magnus arrive to watch as the aforementioned carnage takes place and waste no time firing arm mounted rockets at Dragonstorm. He reacts by arcing its flight path quickly and charging back down toward the duo. Rocket after rocket continue to find their mark but the two find themselves engulfed in flames before the damage can bring down the giant beast. Dragonstorm struggles to maintain balance after the last attack and crashes ungracefully in the sand. Dazed, it barely has time to regain its bearings when its head is impaled by a bolt from Trigon.
The beast falls with a thud and Trigon steps down off its corpse. Vision fires energy blasts from his mind stone as Ajax sends projectiles his way using constructs from his Green Lantern ring. Trigon rips a horn from the head of the fallen Dragonstorm and fires it through the chest of Ajax. Trigon continues toward Vision who tries to slow his progress long enough for Franklin Richards to assist. Vision falls as Trigon commands the air around him to change into cyclone of flames engulfing the hero. Vision’s death is quickly avenged as Franklin Richards takes over the mind of Trigon and sends him through a thousand lifetimes of hell in a single minute, long enough for the unaware Trigon to gouge out his brain through his eye sockets with his bare hands.
Franklin Richards sees a canteen at his feet. Dying of dehydration he pops the cap and consumes the contents.
“Thirsty?” a nearby voice asks.
Richards turns to see The Collector smiling. Richards feels strange and the veins in his skin turn black as the Aether takes control of his body and kills him. He chuckles to himself briefly before the sword of Ginaz Swordsman Larry Reamer is driven into his back and out his chest. The Collector turns around and grabs the noble roofer in a bear hug and falls on him, killing them both, shish-ka-bob style.
“Indiana! Indiana!” Yells Henry Jones, Sr.
Surprised to see his father alive, he drops down off of Dr. Manhattan. (Yes, he was dangling there the entire time.) “How did you survive? I saw you get burnt to a crisp over there!” he says turning and pointing at his father’s corpse. Confused, he slowly turns back around to see a smiling Loki.
“Sorry ol’ Boy” says Loki who then grabs the nearby whip and strangles the professor to death.
Dr. Manhattan upon seeing the shapeshifter change, attempts to destroy the distracted Asgardian but finds himself immobilized. Loki is surprised to see a fully conscious but not moving Dr. Manhattan standing next to him. Confused he looks around to see Duke Leto Atreides and his Grandson God Emperor Leto II standing next to him.
“Finish him off”, The good Duke says. My Grandson’s got him tied up for you.
Controlling the very environment of Arrakis is second nature to the son of Muad’dib. Loki casually unsheathes his sceptre containing the space stone, and taps the Dr on the knee banishing him to another dimension.
The Old Man pulled the final sheet out and stacked them with the others inside his case. He carefully set the typewriter on top of the stack, shut the lid and slowly raised himself back up to stand and looked out over the empty landscape again.
“Perfect... “ he whispers to himself before slowly walking off into the horizon.
The Old Man walked along the shield wall until he found a small recess in the formation. A cave no larger than a small room but big enough to provide shade from the relentless heat of the midday sun and protection from wind-blown sand. He steadied himself against the wall and slowly lowered himself to the ground with a deep sigh. It has been thirty three years since he used this body, so his movements were slow and precise.
Comfortable, he removed his portable typewriter from the protective case he had been carrying. The Old Man reattached the catchtube in his nose and as his fingers found their home again on the keys, the Imperial Basin that lay in front of him was transformed into a battlefield of new characters forced to bend to his will.
The skirmish started small, Geonosians (from that dirty Star Wars, written by that thief Lucas), fired their guns at the attacking Hammer Brothers. Wave after wave of endless hammers barraged the five bugs but they kept firing while jumping and evading. Hammer Brothers 7, 6 and 2 all fell before the first hammer found its mark. Geonosian Spy was first to die followed quickly by Sun Fac who was caught off guard. The fight didn’t last much more than a minute or two but in the end, only Poggle the Lesser remained. His victory was short lived, for as he tried to escape, he found himself soon run over by Iron Hide as he and Ultra Magnus moved in to the next battle.
The two TEAM Transformers show up to a fight already in progress. Duke Nukem and Titans #1&2 are taking on Red Lantern Jeff Houslander, Jason Bourne and Henry Jones Sr and Jr. (they named the dog Indiana). Indiana looks up in time to see his teammate Dragonstorm burning a line in the sand toward him and his fight. Using his whip, he manages to attach himself to the exposed member of Dr. Manhattan who flinches at the pain and lifts Indiana to safety. Dangling safely above, He can only watch as his father and friends are burned alive along with both titans and the bad mouthed video game hero.
Iron Hide and Ultra Magnus arrive to watch as the aforementioned carnage takes place and waste no time firing arm mounted rockets at Dragonstorm. He reacts by arcing its flight path quickly and charging back down toward the duo. Rocket after rocket continue to find their mark but the two find themselves engulfed in flames before the damage can bring down the giant beast. Dragonstorm struggles to maintain balance after the last attack and crashes ungracefully in the sand. Dazed, it barely has time to regain its bearings when its head is impaled by a bolt from Trigon.
The beast falls with a thud and Trigon steps down off its corpse. Vision fires energy blasts from his mind stone as Ajax sends projectiles his way using constructs from his Green Lantern ring. Trigon rips a horn from the head of the fallen Dragonstorm and fires it through the chest of Ajax. Trigon continues toward Vision who tries to slow his progress long enough for Franklin Richards to assist. Vision falls as Trigon commands the air around him to change into cyclone of flames engulfing the hero. Vision’s death is quickly avenged as Franklin Richards takes over the mind of Trigon and sends him through a thousand lifetimes of hell in a single minute, long enough for the unaware Trigon to gouge out his brain through his eye sockets with his bare hands.
Franklin Richards sees a canteen at his feet. Dying of dehydration he pops the cap and consumes the contents.
“Thirsty?” a nearby voice asks.
Richards turns to see The Collector smiling. Richards feels strange and the veins in his skin turn black as the Aether takes control of his body and kills him. He chuckles to himself briefly before the sword of Ginaz Swordsman Larry Reamer is driven into his back and out his chest. The Collector turns around and grabs the noble roofer in a bear hug and falls on him, killing them both, shish-ka-bob style.
“Indiana! Indiana!” Yells Henry Jones, Sr.
Surprised to see his father alive, he drops down off of Dr. Manhattan. (Yes, he was dangling there the entire time.) “How did you survive? I saw you get burnt to a crisp over there!” he says turning and pointing at his father’s corpse. Confused, he slowly turns back around to see a smiling Loki.
“Sorry ol’ Boy” says Loki who then grabs the nearby whip and strangles the professor to death.
Dr. Manhattan upon seeing the shapeshifter change, attempts to destroy the distracted Asgardian but finds himself immobilized. Loki is surprised to see a fully conscious but not moving Dr. Manhattan standing next to him. Confused he looks around to see Duke Leto Atreides and his Grandson God Emperor Leto II standing next to him.
“Finish him off”, The good Duke says. My Grandson’s got him tied up for you.
Controlling the very environment of Arrakis is second nature to the son of Muad’dib. Loki casually unsheathes his sceptre containing the space stone, and taps the Dr on the knee banishing him to another dimension.
The Old Man pulled the final sheet out and stacked them with the others inside his case. He carefully set the typewriter on top of the stack, shut the lid and slowly raised himself back up to stand and looked out over the empty landscape again.
“Perfect... “ he whispers to himself before slowly walking off into the horizon.
Tuesday, May 14, 2019
The Angry Midgets or Whatever that Long Ass Name Is V. The Dumbest Guy on TNT NBA
The Angry Midgets or Whatever that Long Ass Name Is: Yoda w/ White Lantern Ring, Magneto, Larfleeze, Emperor Palpatine, Royal Guard #1-2, Neo, Allia Atriedes, Stilgar, Gurney Halleck, Achilles, Colonel James Monroe w/ dark saber
Dumbest Guy on TNT NBA: Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho, Paul Atreides, Erasmus in an Ornithopter, Zufa and Norma Cenva, Neo Cymeks #1-10, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Noriaki Kakyoin, Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, and Iggy The Fool, DIO, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, and Hol Horse in a Military Humvee, Balrogs #1-5, Terminators #1-5, The Spectre, Nightcrawler
Dumbest Guy on TNT NBA: Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho, Paul Atreides, Erasmus in an Ornithopter, Zufa and Norma Cenva, Neo Cymeks #1-10, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Noriaki Kakyoin, Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, and Iggy The Fool, DIO, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, and Hol Horse in a Military Humvee, Balrogs #1-5, Terminators #1-5, The Spectre, Nightcrawler
Alright this match is gonna suck and it’s gonna be short.
So the Midgets are walking down the dessert and Magneto sees some dude from the Renaissance era who is somehow still alive for this in an Ornithopter so he decides to crush the flying device with his magnetic powers killing Erasmus.
Colonel James Monroe sees Duncan Idaho and decides to have an almighty sword battle. Although James Monroe had a dark saber, Duncan Idaho was the superior swordsman and kills James Monroe with a clean dodge of the saber and a stab through the heart of James Monroe with his sword.
I don’t know who DIO and Oingo Boingo and whoever the hell is apart of that group is, but they’re riding in a Humvee that gets blown to a thousand bits by Neo flying right through the Humvee.
Balrogs #1-5 kills Achilles, Allia Atriedes, Stilgar with their flame swords. Emperor Palpatine and Larfleeze kill the other group of anime characters that I don’t really know anything about by shooting a combined energy blasts of lightning from Palpatine and Orange Lantern Ring power from Larfleeze.
Then the Spectre comes behind Palpatine and kills Emperor Palpatine and Neo using God’s vengeance. Magneto then throws Terminators #1-5 at the Spectre, Yoda shoots a white lantern ring energy blasts at the Spectre and Agent Orange shoots an Orange Lantern Ring energy blasts at the Spectre, ultimately killing him.
While Magneto is focusing on the Spectre, Nightcrawler grabs him and teleports him to the edge of a cliff and pushes him off the cliff. Once Nightcrawler teleports back to where the battle is being held, Yoda notices what Nightcrawler had done and vaporizes him with a white lantern ring energy blasts.
Zufa Cenva sees that her team is losing and decides to try and end the battle by letting a huge mental energy discharge. The explosion looked like an explosion from a nuke. Once the sand and dust finally dissipates, all that was left standing was Yoda protecting himself with a shield made by his White Lantern Ring.
Monday, May 13, 2019
Better Than All of You Vs. Be Gentle It's My First Time
Better Than All of You is Decker, Odd Job, Jaws, Doc Brown, Marty Mcfly, Forest Gump, Guns N' Roses (Duff is in a Penguin Suit), John Rambo, Jack Reacher, Sonny, Detective Spooner, Mike Sroka, Laura Sroka, James Sroka, Bryan Beckerman, Fred Baker, Dr. Doom, Shuri, Okoye, Nakio, M' Baku, Agamemnon & Juno, and Red Dragon #3-5.
Be Gentle It's My First Time King Ghodira, Kratos, Sinister Six: Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Sandman, Mysterio, Vulture, & Electro, Zeus, Hera, Carnage, Task Master, and Ulysses S. Grant.
Heeeyyaayyyeee it's your favorite Watcher, The Neon Master Pogo here. Ima just hangin out here on Arrakis, livin life, suckin in some stale air, sweating my butt off, and waiting for this match to start.
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Sup guys, Neon Master Pogo here. You guys ready for a wicked awesome match in the desert??
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Word YO!! What is up?? I mean, what is down.... Ha Ha Ha Ha... Get it, what is down?? Let's do this boys, I'm the Neon Master Pogo and we got a great match lined up today....
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Hey, the Pogemeister here, errrrr........................
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Sup guys, I think I might have heat stroke or something. They told me to wear a stillsuit, but I just didn't want to drink my own pee and stuff and now I think I am dehydrated. Not really sure what is going on, but the match is underway. Did any of you bring a Powerade I could steal a swig of??
The Sinister Six was definitely fighting all those dudes whose names I can never remember from The Black Panther movie, who are all dead now, but Green Goblin, Doc Ock, and Mysterio didn't seem to make it out either.
Hey guys, it's YO Fave the Neon Mizzle Po=Pizzle to...........................
Lemme finish this turd before I black out for good.
And some dudes were fighting, and I'm thirsty and they fought and I was like YEAH DUDES. And they was like thanks for watching Pogo and the guy from Blade Runner got dead and Gen. Grant was like all like YO like I am an awesome leader and his people were following him and stuff and I was like yeah, no wonder he won the Civil War and is like the Great great great great great uncle of Josh Houslander who is a total bro. Cuz slavery was bad n' stuff. Kratos killed Guns N' Roses which sucked but at least he put Duff out of his misery, cuz that dude must have been so hot in that Penguin Suit. I'm thirsty. Dr. Doom did something mean to Kratos tho and he ain't even alive anymore. Electro zapped Doom with zappy stuff after that tho. Titan Cymeks be > than old school Titans, who be > than Greek gods, so Agamemnon and Juno killed Zeus and Hera. Task Master and Carnage had gnarly fights with Rambo and Reacher but the Gentles came out on top both times. Sonny and Spooner was like doing stuff to put up a fight and got Odd Job and Jaws and the Dragons to help out but King Ghodira popped in and was all like “RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR” with his first head and “ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR” with his other head and “BLAAARRRRRRRRGHHHH” with his other other head and I was like “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” and woke up and was scared and then Ghodira straight up jacked the rest of the the Betters and it was like.......
Heeeeey, y'all Neon Master Pogo here and I'm ready to, hold up these dudes is mostly dead and....
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It's me Pogo and...........
Be Gentle It's My First Time King Ghodira, Kratos, Sinister Six: Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Sandman, Mysterio, Vulture, & Electro, Zeus, Hera, Carnage, Task Master, and Ulysses S. Grant.
Heeeyyaayyyeee it's your favorite Watcher, The Neon Master Pogo here. Ima just hangin out here on Arrakis, livin life, suckin in some stale air, sweating my butt off, and waiting for this match to start.
___________ _____________ …..........
Sup guys, Neon Master Pogo here. You guys ready for a wicked awesome match in the desert??
____________________ …...... __________________
Word YO!! What is up?? I mean, what is down.... Ha Ha Ha Ha... Get it, what is down?? Let's do this boys, I'm the Neon Master Pogo and we got a great match lined up today....
______________................____________________...................................________________________________________.......................................
Hey, the Pogemeister here, errrrr........................
___________........___________
Sup guys, I think I might have heat stroke or something. They told me to wear a stillsuit, but I just didn't want to drink my own pee and stuff and now I think I am dehydrated. Not really sure what is going on, but the match is underway. Did any of you bring a Powerade I could steal a swig of??
The Sinister Six was definitely fighting all those dudes whose names I can never remember from The Black Panther movie, who are all dead now, but Green Goblin, Doc Ock, and Mysterio didn't seem to make it out either.
Hey guys, it's YO Fave the Neon Mizzle Po=Pizzle to...........................
Lemme finish this turd before I black out for good.
And some dudes were fighting, and I'm thirsty and they fought and I was like YEAH DUDES. And they was like thanks for watching Pogo and the guy from Blade Runner got dead and Gen. Grant was like all like YO like I am an awesome leader and his people were following him and stuff and I was like yeah, no wonder he won the Civil War and is like the Great great great great great uncle of Josh Houslander who is a total bro. Cuz slavery was bad n' stuff. Kratos killed Guns N' Roses which sucked but at least he put Duff out of his misery, cuz that dude must have been so hot in that Penguin Suit. I'm thirsty. Dr. Doom did something mean to Kratos tho and he ain't even alive anymore. Electro zapped Doom with zappy stuff after that tho. Titan Cymeks be > than old school Titans, who be > than Greek gods, so Agamemnon and Juno killed Zeus and Hera. Task Master and Carnage had gnarly fights with Rambo and Reacher but the Gentles came out on top both times. Sonny and Spooner was like doing stuff to put up a fight and got Odd Job and Jaws and the Dragons to help out but King Ghodira popped in and was all like “RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR” with his first head and “ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR” with his other head and “BLAAARRRRRRRRGHHHH” with his other other head and I was like “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” and woke up and was scared and then Ghodira straight up jacked the rest of the the Betters and it was like.......
Heeeeey, y'all Neon Master Pogo here and I'm ready to, hold up these dudes is mostly dead and....
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It's me Pogo and...........
Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Striders of Rohan
Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Axe Cop w/ Wexler, Flute Cop, Uni-Baby, Grey Diamnond, The Best Fairy Ever, & Batwarthogman, Agen Kolar, Eeth Koth, Mon El, Hellas, Durge, Nazgul #8 on his Mordor Horse, Sandtrooper #1-6 on Dewback #1-6, and Wedge Antilles in an Ornithopter.
The Striders of Rohan are Sandworm #19-20, Fremen #1, 5, 7-20, Cyborg Superman, Odin (w/ a White Lantern Ring), Fedayeen #1-5, Violet, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, Admiral William Kelley and Kraglin in an AT-AT, Jedi Master #5 & 6 in an AT-AT, Jedi Master #7 & 8, in an AT-AT, Black Flash, Circuit Breaker, Kylo Ren (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), Apocalypse, and Xenomorph Alien #1-7.
As Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar pull aside their team's most powerful character Mon El to formulate a plan against a Strider Team with a definite home field advantage, Axe Cop comes into the scene. “Alright Dinomites, I'm in charge here” says Axe Cop commandingly.
Flute Cop chimes in: “Hey boss, it sounds like these two Jedi and the Daxomite had a plan going, we might want to hear them out”.
“Flute Cop, that's a terrible idea. I'm in charge, because I am the one who needs to be charge, mostly because I have the biggest axe. Here's the plan: It's true that the Striders have Sandworms. Sandworms are tough, but I have the secret for killing them. Lucky for us, THE STRIDERS ARE DUMB. And we are going to take advantage of that by chopping their heads off, because they are bad guys and we are good guys. And the job of good guys is to chop the heads off of bad guys. The job of bad guys is to get their head's chopped off by good guys. Mainly, me”.
“So how are we gonna do it boss”?? Asks Grey Diamond.
“I am going to hop on my trusty T-Rex Wexler and fly to the rental planet to get a Sandworm Horn. The Sandworm Horn, will make all of the Sandworms our friends. They will then eat the Striders instead of us. Which is good, because THE STRIDERS ARE DUMB”. Says Axe Cop. Axe Cop continues: “Now, Wexler and I are going to the Sandworm Horn Rental Planet, everybody try not to die before we get back. Once we get back, Wexler will blow on the Sandworm Horn to stop them, and I will chop the heads off of all of the other Striders”. “WEXLER” He screams as his dinosaur rushes on to the scene to pick him up and fly him off of the planet.
On the other side of the Dune, The Fedayeen lead the other Fremen in pulling out their thumpers in an attempt to summon Shai Halud in the form of the mighty Sandworms. The steady beat of the thumpers begin as the Fremen await the massive beasts who are sure to come.
In the meantime, the rest of the Striders have about as much intention of waiting on the Sandworms as the Dinomites do in waiting for Axe Cop and Wexler. So, the brawl begins in the center and most heat-intense area of the Dunes.
Cyborg Superman flies in to the forefront of the battle and is met by Mon El. The smaller and not quite as powerful Mon El holds his own at first in the brawl with C.S.; but the help from Jedi Masters Koth and Kolar can't show up fast enough to aid their partner Mon El. Mon El manages to significantly damage the robot parts of C.S.; but can't finish him. The Cyborg Hank musters his remaining strength, grabs a hold of Mon El and breaks his neck and back over his Kryptonian, metal knee. Cyborg Superman drops the body of Mon El and turns in vicious victory, but is then met by two perfectly placed lightsabers of Koth and Kolar, who finish the job Mon El could not.
Bill Kelley leads his trio of AT-ATs into the Dunes; but unfortunately for them, the AT-AT Killah himself, Wedge Antilles is in an Ornithopter, joined by Grey Diamond and Batwarthogman. Wedge is doing all of the work as Diamond and BWHM eat popcorn and make fart noises with their armpits. All ornithopters on Arrakis are equipped with tow cables for pulling spice harvesters out, so all Wedge has to do is the same move he did on Hoth three times in a row. Wedge takes out Bill and Kraglin's Walker first, and then easily wraps the tow cable around the other two, bringing them down the same way.
Durge engages in a pitched battle (shout out Becks) with Duncan Idaho, while Hellas catches Black Flash with a clothesline that sends him back into the speed force even deader than he was before. Kylo Ren cues the Pokemon music but, it ends up with getting a Morgul Blade to the throat from Nazgul #8. The Xenomorphs leap out of the rock outcropping to the West at Best Fairy Ever and Uni-Baby, but the mayhem that is currently ensuing is made to look like peace and quiet, when all of the sudden two massive Sandworms with Fremen on top controlling them with their Maker Hooks emerge from the Dunes. The battlefield is filled with broken ornithopter parts, massive sandstorms, and not that many dead bodies, because the majority have been consumed by Shai Halud.
Odin, along with Apocalypse, who grabbed Circuit Breaker, feeling bad about what he did to her in the match against The Assassins moved well off into the rock zone to stay safe. They watch, as the worms consume all of The Dinomites in sight. They specifically enjoy the protien filled bodies of the Dewbacks.
The Striders seem victorious as the two Fremen driven Sandworms travel side by side through the Dunes, when Axe Cop and Wexler show up after unfortunately realizing that the Rental shop was sold out of Sandworm Horns. “I WILL CHOP YOUR HEAD'S OFF” Axe Cop screams as he and Wexler land on Sandworm #20 and begin chopping the heads off of the Fremen. In all of the chaos, the other great worm attacks and brings down Worm #20, while consuming Axe Cop and his friend Wexler as well.
The Striders of Rohan are Sandworm #19-20, Fremen #1, 5, 7-20, Cyborg Superman, Odin (w/ a White Lantern Ring), Fedayeen #1-5, Violet, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, Admiral William Kelley and Kraglin in an AT-AT, Jedi Master #5 & 6 in an AT-AT, Jedi Master #7 & 8, in an AT-AT, Black Flash, Circuit Breaker, Kylo Ren (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), Apocalypse, and Xenomorph Alien #1-7.
As Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar pull aside their team's most powerful character Mon El to formulate a plan against a Strider Team with a definite home field advantage, Axe Cop comes into the scene. “Alright Dinomites, I'm in charge here” says Axe Cop commandingly.
Flute Cop chimes in: “Hey boss, it sounds like these two Jedi and the Daxomite had a plan going, we might want to hear them out”.
“Flute Cop, that's a terrible idea. I'm in charge, because I am the one who needs to be charge, mostly because I have the biggest axe. Here's the plan: It's true that the Striders have Sandworms. Sandworms are tough, but I have the secret for killing them. Lucky for us, THE STRIDERS ARE DUMB. And we are going to take advantage of that by chopping their heads off, because they are bad guys and we are good guys. And the job of good guys is to chop the heads off of bad guys. The job of bad guys is to get their head's chopped off by good guys. Mainly, me”.
“So how are we gonna do it boss”?? Asks Grey Diamond.
“I am going to hop on my trusty T-Rex Wexler and fly to the rental planet to get a Sandworm Horn. The Sandworm Horn, will make all of the Sandworms our friends. They will then eat the Striders instead of us. Which is good, because THE STRIDERS ARE DUMB”. Says Axe Cop. Axe Cop continues: “Now, Wexler and I are going to the Sandworm Horn Rental Planet, everybody try not to die before we get back. Once we get back, Wexler will blow on the Sandworm Horn to stop them, and I will chop the heads off of all of the other Striders”. “WEXLER” He screams as his dinosaur rushes on to the scene to pick him up and fly him off of the planet.
On the other side of the Dune, The Fedayeen lead the other Fremen in pulling out their thumpers in an attempt to summon Shai Halud in the form of the mighty Sandworms. The steady beat of the thumpers begin as the Fremen await the massive beasts who are sure to come.
In the meantime, the rest of the Striders have about as much intention of waiting on the Sandworms as the Dinomites do in waiting for Axe Cop and Wexler. So, the brawl begins in the center and most heat-intense area of the Dunes.
Cyborg Superman flies in to the forefront of the battle and is met by Mon El. The smaller and not quite as powerful Mon El holds his own at first in the brawl with C.S.; but the help from Jedi Masters Koth and Kolar can't show up fast enough to aid their partner Mon El. Mon El manages to significantly damage the robot parts of C.S.; but can't finish him. The Cyborg Hank musters his remaining strength, grabs a hold of Mon El and breaks his neck and back over his Kryptonian, metal knee. Cyborg Superman drops the body of Mon El and turns in vicious victory, but is then met by two perfectly placed lightsabers of Koth and Kolar, who finish the job Mon El could not.
Bill Kelley leads his trio of AT-ATs into the Dunes; but unfortunately for them, the AT-AT Killah himself, Wedge Antilles is in an Ornithopter, joined by Grey Diamond and Batwarthogman. Wedge is doing all of the work as Diamond and BWHM eat popcorn and make fart noises with their armpits. All ornithopters on Arrakis are equipped with tow cables for pulling spice harvesters out, so all Wedge has to do is the same move he did on Hoth three times in a row. Wedge takes out Bill and Kraglin's Walker first, and then easily wraps the tow cable around the other two, bringing them down the same way.
Durge engages in a pitched battle (shout out Becks) with Duncan Idaho, while Hellas catches Black Flash with a clothesline that sends him back into the speed force even deader than he was before. Kylo Ren cues the Pokemon music but, it ends up with getting a Morgul Blade to the throat from Nazgul #8. The Xenomorphs leap out of the rock outcropping to the West at Best Fairy Ever and Uni-Baby, but the mayhem that is currently ensuing is made to look like peace and quiet, when all of the sudden two massive Sandworms with Fremen on top controlling them with their Maker Hooks emerge from the Dunes. The battlefield is filled with broken ornithopter parts, massive sandstorms, and not that many dead bodies, because the majority have been consumed by Shai Halud.
Odin, along with Apocalypse, who grabbed Circuit Breaker, feeling bad about what he did to her in the match against The Assassins moved well off into the rock zone to stay safe. They watch, as the worms consume all of The Dinomites in sight. They specifically enjoy the protien filled bodies of the Dewbacks.
The Striders seem victorious as the two Fremen driven Sandworms travel side by side through the Dunes, when Axe Cop and Wexler show up after unfortunately realizing that the Rental shop was sold out of Sandworm Horns. “I WILL CHOP YOUR HEAD'S OFF” Axe Cop screams as he and Wexler land on Sandworm #20 and begin chopping the heads off of the Fremen. In all of the chaos, the other great worm attacks and brings down Worm #20, while consuming Axe Cop and his friend Wexler as well.
Sunday, May 12, 2019
Week 7 Consortium
Week 7 Consortium
George Washington's House Elves Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids
The House Elves are:
Sandworms #1-18, Omnius, Ajax, Luke Skywalker, T-1000, Soundwave (w/Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Wingthing, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Glit, Enemy, Howlback, Garboil, Overkill (w/ only one leg), Slugfest, Autoscout #1, Autoscout #2), Sgt. Slaughter, Taurus, Red Dog, Mercer, Shaak Ti, Predi-Alien, Ginaz Swordsmen #1-9
The Sith Aids are: Director Krennic, Watto, Winnie the Pooh, Padme Amidala, Jet Jaguar, Ultra Man, The Deluxe Insecticons: Chop Shop, Venom, Barrage, and Ransack, Dinobot, The Pretender Monsters: Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, and Wildfly, 25 Stormtroopers, 9 velociraptors, and 9 Jedi Younglings.
George Washington's House Elves Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids
The House Elves are:
Sandworms #1-18, Omnius, Ajax, Luke Skywalker, T-1000, Soundwave (w/Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Wingthing, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Glit, Enemy, Howlback, Garboil, Overkill (w/ only one leg), Slugfest, Autoscout #1, Autoscout #2), Sgt. Slaughter, Taurus, Red Dog, Mercer, Shaak Ti, Predi-Alien, Ginaz Swordsmen #1-9
The Sith Aids are: Director Krennic, Watto, Winnie the Pooh, Padme Amidala, Jet Jaguar, Ultra Man, The Deluxe Insecticons: Chop Shop, Venom, Barrage, and Ransack, Dinobot, The Pretender Monsters: Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, and Wildfly, 25 Stormtroopers, 9 velociraptors, and 9 Jedi Younglings.
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