Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Striders of Rohan

Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Axe Cop w/ Wexler, Flute Cop, Uni-Baby, Grey Diamnond, The Best Fairy Ever, & Batwarthogman, Agen Kolar, Eeth Koth, Mon El, Hellas, Durge, Nazgul #8 on his Mordor Horse, Sandtrooper #1-6 on Dewback #1-6, and Wedge Antilles in an Ornithopter.

The Striders of Rohan are Sandworm #19-20, Fremen #1, 5, 7-20, Cyborg Superman, Odin (w/ a White Lantern Ring), Fedayeen #1-5, Violet, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, Admiral William Kelley and Kraglin in an AT-AT, Jedi Master #5 & 6 in an AT-AT, Jedi Master #7 & 8, in an AT-AT, Black Flash, Circuit Breaker, Kylo Ren (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), Apocalypse, and Xenomorph Alien #1-7.


As Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar pull aside their team's most powerful character Mon El to formulate a plan against a Strider Team with a definite home field advantage, Axe Cop comes into the scene. “Alright Dinomites, I'm in charge here” says Axe Cop commandingly.

Flute Cop chimes in: “Hey boss, it sounds like these two Jedi and the Daxomite had a plan going, we might want to hear them out”.

“Flute Cop, that's a terrible idea. I'm in charge, because I am the one who needs to be charge, mostly because I have the biggest axe. Here's the plan: It's true that the Striders have Sandworms. Sandworms are tough, but I have the secret for killing them. Lucky for us, THE STRIDERS ARE DUMB. And we are going to take advantage of that by chopping their heads off, because they are bad guys and we are good guys. And the job of good guys is to chop the heads off of bad guys. The job of bad guys is to get their head's chopped off by good guys. Mainly, me”.

“So how are we gonna do it boss”?? Asks Grey Diamond.

“I am going to hop on my trusty T-Rex Wexler and fly to the rental planet to get a Sandworm Horn. The Sandworm Horn, will make all of the Sandworms our friends. They will then eat the Striders instead of us. Which is good, because THE STRIDERS ARE DUMB”. Says Axe Cop. Axe Cop continues: “Now, Wexler and I are going to the Sandworm Horn Rental Planet, everybody try not to die before we get back. Once we get back, Wexler will blow on the Sandworm Horn to stop them, and I will chop the heads off of all of the other Striders”. “WEXLER” He screams as his dinosaur rushes on to the scene to pick him up and fly him off of the planet.

On the other side of the Dune, The Fedayeen lead the other Fremen in pulling out their thumpers in an attempt to summon Shai Halud in the form of the mighty Sandworms. The steady beat of the thumpers begin as the Fremen await the massive beasts who are sure to come.

In the meantime, the rest of the Striders have about as much intention of waiting on the Sandworms as the Dinomites do in waiting for Axe Cop and Wexler. So, the brawl begins in the center and most heat-intense area of the Dunes.

Cyborg Superman flies in to the forefront of the battle and is met by Mon El. The smaller and not quite as powerful Mon El holds his own at first in the brawl with C.S.; but the help from Jedi Masters Koth and Kolar can't show up fast enough to aid their partner Mon El. Mon El manages to significantly damage the robot parts of C.S.; but can't finish him. The Cyborg Hank musters his remaining strength, grabs a hold of Mon El and breaks his neck and back over his Kryptonian, metal knee. Cyborg Superman drops the body of Mon El and turns in vicious victory, but is then met by two perfectly placed lightsabers of Koth and Kolar, who finish the job Mon El could not.

Bill Kelley leads his trio of AT-ATs into the Dunes; but unfortunately for them, the AT-AT Killah himself, Wedge Antilles is in an Ornithopter, joined by Grey Diamond and Batwarthogman. Wedge is doing all of the work as Diamond and BWHM eat popcorn and make fart noises with their armpits. All ornithopters on Arrakis are equipped with tow cables for pulling spice harvesters out, so all Wedge has to do is the same move he did on Hoth three times in a row. Wedge takes out Bill and Kraglin's Walker first, and then easily wraps the tow cable around the other two, bringing them down the same way.

Durge engages in a pitched battle (shout out Becks) with Duncan Idaho, while Hellas catches Black Flash with a clothesline that sends him back into the speed force even deader than he was before. Kylo Ren cues the Pokemon music but, it ends up with getting a Morgul Blade to the throat from Nazgul #8. The Xenomorphs leap out of the rock outcropping to the West at Best Fairy Ever and Uni-Baby, but the mayhem that is currently ensuing is made to look like peace and quiet, when all of the sudden two massive Sandworms with Fremen on top controlling them with their Maker Hooks emerge from the Dunes. The battlefield is filled with broken ornithopter parts, massive sandstorms, and not that many dead bodies, because the majority have been consumed by Shai Halud.

Odin, along with Apocalypse, who grabbed Circuit Breaker, feeling bad about what he did to her in the match against The Assassins moved well off into the rock zone to stay safe. They watch, as the worms consume all of The Dinomites in sight. They specifically enjoy the protien filled bodies of the Dewbacks.

The Striders seem victorious as the two Fremen driven Sandworms travel side by side through the Dunes, when Axe Cop and Wexler show up after unfortunately realizing that the Rental shop was sold out of Sandworm Horns. “I WILL CHOP YOUR HEAD'S OFF” Axe Cop screams as he and Wexler land on Sandworm #20 and begin chopping the heads off of the Fremen. In all of the chaos, the other great worm attacks and brings down Worm #20, while consuming Axe Cop and his friend Wexler as well.