Saturday, April 8, 2023

Week 5 Democracy: Dolla 49 McRib vs TEAM

Dolla 49 Mcrib is Doomsday, Bizarro Superman, Wonderwomen, Steppenwolf, Dr Strange and Wong, Fin Fang Foom, Manderin, Anti Monitor, Dr Fate, Sentry, Darth Malak w/ Anti Life Equation, Spectre, Dr Midnight, Hourman, Starman, Optimus Prime w/ The Matrix of Leadership, and Ares

TEAM is Unicron, Primus, Ego, God Emperor Leto, Thanos and Maw, Thunderstrike, Soundwave and his tapes: Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Garboil, Glit, Enemy, and Howlback, The Constructicons; Merge to Form Devastator: Hook, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, and Scrapper, Onslaught, Brawl, Blast Off, Swindle and Vortex, Motormaster, Dragstrip, Dead End, Breakdown, and Wild Rider, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Appa, Momo, Tenzin, Conner Weidman in Conner's Mazda. Yellow Lantern #1, and Phibian #1

Monday, April 3, 2023

2023 Week 4: League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen vs Underhills

League of Extraordinary Hetersexual Gentlemen: Superman, Martian Manhunter, Magneto, Ultron, Commander Ahsoka Tano in TIE Fighter, General Kenobi in A-Wing, Lando and Lobot in Imperial Shuttle, Skylynx, T-X, Thrust, Homelander, Ajax and Beowulf in TIE Reaper

Underhills: General Zod, Neo w/ 2 Blue Lightsabers, Mogo, Aerial Bots combined into Superion, John Stewart, Green Lantern #1-5, Blue Lantern #1-2, Rooster and Hangman in Ebon Hawk, Revan Reborn in TIE Interceptor, Starkiller in X-Wing, Darth Talon in First Order TIE Fighter, Phoenix (Rachel Summers), Meggan, Raven, Transformers #1-5, Xenomnorph Alien #1-20, Sith Marauder #1 in Resistance X-Wing, Sith Marauder #2-

First and foremost, Magneto is present so… hold up, let’em cook. Don’t hate the writer here, it’s just how the match happened, I can’t do anything about it. He has cooked, and the following are now Rest in Pieces: Aerial Bots, Rooster and Hangman in Ebon Hawk, Starkiller in X-Wing, Darth Talon in First Order TIE Fighter (cause in poo-poo empire spaceship), Transformers #1-5, Sith Marauder #1-3, Skylynx, T-X, Thrust, and Magneto (accidentally caught a stray from himself). Also, don't question the logistics of this, it just happened.

Now, onto the rest of the match with a little less pesky metal moving about. We’ll take our omnipresent eye and focus it on The Underhills who set up camp on their teammate, Mogo. General Zod, a maniacal mastermind, has taken the reigns of The Underhills squad as the team is on a deep space exploration of the universe. At this time, Ultron is also leading The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen (LEHG) on a space exploration. Ahsoka Tano’s home planet, Shili, is riddled with blight and it’s not looking good long-term. LEHG decided to help the Togruta species find a new home. Lucky for them, a wormhole was placed within close distance to Shili. Ultron leads the team through the wormhole in hopes of a habitable planet on the other side… 

To LEHG’s delight, they exit out of the wormhole to a large green planet before them. It seems very promising for the Togruta that they may have a habitable world. LEHG descends onto the planet to take a closer look. As they approach, Revan Reborn intercepts the squad in his TIE interceptor (get it… cause he intercepts in an interceptor… get it?). He calls out on the radio, “This planet is off limits to everyone, you must halt your approach and turn around or you will be met with violence.” Unfortunately, with how all political communication in the modern world seems to go, LEHG does not receive the message and continue their approach. Revan no longer waits and pushes forward to shoot down the A-Wing. General Kenobi, a decent flier with added force powers is able to dodge the first attack. However, the shots catch Lando and Lobot in the Imperial Shuttle. On Revan’s second flyby, he catches shots onto the A-Wing, damaging the shields but not a fatal hit. Instead, Homelander heat visions through one of Revan’s wings and causes him to crash into a mountain. The destruction above catches the attention of The Underhills and it appears that LEHG is attacking Mogo. But of course, LEHG sees it as The Underhills attacking them. Quite the predicament.

Nonetheless, Homelander continues his advance after taking out the Reborn force user. He is met with Neo, the chosen one, wielding two blue lightsabers. Homelander, in his arrogant and vicious mentality, regards Neo as but a petty human. Neo can’t possibly be a match to the mighty Homelander, the super powerful Superman rip-off with an added sense of Gen Z mental issues. Although, it doesn’t matter because Neo has already split Homelander in two with his wicked glow sticks. Meanwhile, the Xenomorphs are being treated like firing squad victims from the ships piloted by Ahsoka Tano, Kenobi, and Ajax/Beowulf. Phoenix sees this and realizes she needs to provide air support. Kenobi’s A-Wing is made quick work, considering his shields were already damaged. Phoenix then takes out Ahsoka’s ship while Ajaz/Beowulf decide to kamikazee into Phoenix. Luckily, Ahsoka was able to bail out before her ship was destroyed. At the same time, John Stewart along with the Green and Blue Lanterns are able to subdue Ultron through the help of Mogo, boosting the power of the Green Lanterns. They are able to place him in a prison, not unlike what Parallax was put in.

By now, General Zod has put together a plan to take out Superman. Who else would it involve other than Lois Lane. Superman approaches Zod to realize he is holding Lois captive, “Don’t do this Zod, let her go.” Zod responds with a simple answer… he snaps Lois’ neck. Zod, unfortunately, did not understand the result this would give in Superman. Instead of crippling from sadness, all Superman could see was red. Without hesitation, he flies straight through Zod, detaching his head from the rest of his body. The Green and Blue Lanterns attempt to subdue Superman like they did Ultron… there was no chance for them, Superman has started to kill anything in sight.

The Martian Manhunter sees what Superman is doing and he tells Ahsoka to leave, as fast as she can telling her to return to Shili and never come back here. They find her a spare ship and she flies towards the wormhole they arrived in.

Raven tells John Stewart and Neo to give her as much time as they can spare. Mogo decides he can help too, and makes his entrance into the fight, and he recognizes the Martian lifeform traveling along the planet. Mogo remembers it like it was yesterday when the Guardians gave the Martians a genetic fear of fire due to their unmatched power. All he needed to do was create a ring of fire around the Martian Manhunter and bam, he’s subdued for the fight.

John, returning to battle, notices something odd about Lois’ body… its changing shape back into… Meggan! Stewart realizes that Lois isn’t actually dead and his old friend Superman needs to realize this before he kills everything in sight. It’s too late though, Superman dashes to John Stewart and puts a hand through his chest. In his last gasps of air he tells Superman, “Lois… isn’t dead… it was a… shapeshifter…” Superman pauses, confused at what he’s heard. He flies back to Lois’ body only to realize his old friend was right, Lois isn’t dead. A wave of relief comes over him, but he starts to see the destruction around him and is struck with sorrow. This moment of pause is all Raven needed, John Stewart had provided her enough time to use her magic powers to conjure a kryptonite kyber crystal and tosses it to Neo. He swaps it into one of his Lightsabers and throws it directly into Superman’s back.

For some reason, Mogo stopped the fire. It was plenty of time for the Martian Manhunter to swoop into Neo. Neo, thinking the battle is one, doesn’t see the Martian approach him. Neo’s neck didn’t survive the encounter. The Martian switches direction towards Raven, but she simply teleports him to a hellscape for him to spend the rest of his eternity in fire…


Week 4 Consortium: David Byrne's Meat Suits vs Doctor's Madhouse

David Byrne's Meat Suits: Galactus and herald David Byrne, Hal Jordan, Captain Kirk, Enterprise Commander, Enterprise Lieutenants, Enterprise Crew members 1-5 all in the USS Enterprise, The Leader in the Mario 2 spaceship, Guy Gardner, Atrocitus, Nite Owl, The Comedian, Silk Spectre, Ozymandius, Rorschach, Freddy Krueger, Omnius, Reverse Flash, Vladimir Harkonen, Stormtroopers 1-20, Pounce and Wingspan, Junkeons 1-9, Big Bird and Snuffalufagus, Deadpool, Deathstroke, Chip and Dale

Doctors Madhouse: Brainiac w/ Brainiac’s Skull Ship, Darth Vader w/ Darth Vader’s TIE Fighter, Jango Fett w/ Slave I, Padme Amidala w/ Naboo Starfighter, Clone Troopers #1-10 w/ Republic Shuttle, SHIELD Agents #1-10 w/ Quinjet, John and Ted w/ Y-Wing, Ranx The Sentient City, Dr Manhattan, Silver Surfer, Abeloth, Captain Marvel, Nova (Richard Rider), Hancock, Kryptonian #1-3, Yellow Lantern Ring #3, Parademon #1-6

The Sigmaz Vs. TEAM

 The Sigmaz are Edrik and Suerat in The Dream Voyager, Vorian Atreides in a Sith Fighter, Samus in a flying saucer, Goku, Mega Man and Rush, Master Chief in a Naboo Starfighter, The Terminator (3), The Dino-bots:  Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, & Swoop, Six Shot, Sunstorm, The Unambomber in an Iron Man Suit, Odin, Kratos, Atreus, & Fenrir, Tokka & Razhar, The Shredder, Wakandan #1-6, Domestic Terrorist #1-6, Goblin #1-6, and The Super Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann commanded by Malcom X (in a Vibranium Suit, w/ a green lightsaber) & Barack Obama.


TEAM is Unicron, Primus, Ego, Thunderstrike, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, ravage, Laerbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Wingthing, Garboid, Glit, Howlback, & Enemy, The Constructicons:  Hook, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Scrapper, & Scavenger, The Combaticons:  Onslaught, Brawl, Blast-Off, Swindle, & Vortex, The Stunticons:  Motor Master, Drag Strip, Dead End, Breakdown, & Wild Rider, Reece & Darrin and John Wisz w/ Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad in an Enterprise Shuttle.  





    Malcom X stands proudly at the bridge of The Super Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann as The Sigmaz patiently await his promised oration to the troops.  They stand at attention as Malcom approaches the microphone.  A microphone that is barely required as one could hear a pin drop as they silently clamor for instruction from their fearless leader.  Not a solitary hair is without standing up on the arms and necks of The Sigmaz as Malcom begins:  

  "My fellow Sigmaz, the time has come for us to take on a battle the likes of which many of you have never dreamed.  We face an enemy whose reputation for success is matched only by their historic brutality and sheer evil.  We shall be tested this day, in the unending night sky of the final frontier known as space.  The powers that be in this corrupt, morally bankrupt, and rigged matrix of control have hailed the arrogantly titled TEAM as the single greatest space force that has ever been created.  They say that they cannot possibly be defeated.  They would have you believe that today's match pairing was done at random, that before the rosters were created this schedule was already predetermined and that this was not orchestrated as a deliberate conspiracy to destroy our honorable and most holy goal of liberation.  But we as Sigmaz know better.  We see through the lies of the League and know that they wish to destroy us.  They underestimate our strength, they underestimate our resolve, and they underestimate our willingness to do what must be done.  We launch today in the single most powerful ship to ever be introduced into The FFL.  The Super Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann will vaporize anything this league, this universe and this so called tEAM has to offer.  You....  You ALL.  YOU Sigmaz.......  You shall be witnesses.  Our plan is without flaw.  Our strategy without blemish.  And our will without weakness.  Today we retake what should have always been ours.  We strike out, not simply against tEAM; but against a system that would have us be slaves.  None of us chose this fight; but it is upon us and we shall seize this day as recompense for the slights against us.  Remember my troops, my friends, my Sigmaz.....  That.....  WE DID NOT LAND UPON THE FANTASY FANTASY LEAGUE.  THE FANTASY FANTASY LEAGUE, LANDED ON US".  

The vast halls of the Sigmaz headquarters erupt with cheers and applause as Malcom X drops the microphone and the crew prepares for take off.  As Malcom finishes putting on his vibranium suit, he turns to his left and sees a beautifully maincured Nubian hand reaching out to him holding his solid tungsten lightsaber, marked with a large white X.  His protege Barack as he hands Malcom his lightsaber says:  "We shall be Kings once more, My Liege".  

The entire Sigmaz Squad, the ships included begin the skirmish inside The STTGL; but as they approach TEAM Territory, The Dream Voyager, Sith Fighter, Flying Saucer, Naboo Starfighter, Swoop, Sunstorm, and Six Shot in his Jet Form exit the massive STTGL and take flanking positions as they break into attack formation.      

Unicron senses the danger approaching.  "No one defies Unicron" he says aloud; but for a brief second thinks to himself *Or do they*......  The massive Transformer planet even reaches out to his ever dormant brother Primus, telling him it is time for his transformation, so they may fight against this encroaching foe together once more; but the massive metal, Transformer god still waits in his planet form for one to truly be a threat to his existence.   

Malcom's plan is a direct one.  He knows that The STTGL is unmatched in its space power; but that even it, cannot be in two places at once.  Which is why only he and Barack are privy to the last stage of their plan.  As The STTGL moves against some of the Galaxy Dominators of TEAM, He and Barack themselves will make a calculated strike at the spark of Unicron and take him out themselves.  A truly daring and dangerous mission that the activist turned team leader simply cannot entrust to anyone but himself.  To begin, the plan could not possibly have been executed better.  The massive living planet known as Ego, has moved into the same Solar System as Primus in an attempt to awake the sleeping giant that can surely bring about the demise of even The STTGL itself.  If and only if Primus decides to come out of his state of dormancy and actually transform from the planet form he has retained for several million years into either his mythical spaceship or monstrous robot forms.  While The STTGL moves into position, several other skirmishes break out around the larger battle at hand.  The Constructicons merge to form Devastator and naturally begin battling with one of their arch enemies The Dino-bots.  The Dino-bots have an amazing knack of finding a way to hang with any opponent no matter the power scale; but we all have seen the original 80s Transformer movie and know what goes down when they try to take out Devastator (Wait......  Everyone reading this has seen the original cartoon Transformers Movie.......  Right???  If they have not, it is required viewing to be in this league and need to promptly schedule an appointment to view it at Josh's House on its intended VHS form ASAP).  Anyway, the battle may be taking place on an errant asteroid in space, instead of earth but the outcome is the same as Devastator takes out the five Dino-bots complete with dinosaur robot eye-popping action.  With the destruction of the Dino-bots, Malcom orders all available, space-worthy troops to deploy from The STTGL and do as much damage as possible.  He realizes that he puts their lives severely at risk by doing this; but he views this as a necessary sacrifice to the cause.  No single Sigmaz life is worth more than cause, and the cause requires victory.  Victory he plans to achieve today.  Thunderstrike brings the hammer down on Goku with authority; but is then ratioed by his old man Odin with a proverbial god-spanking.  Six Shot and Sunstorm blast out of formation with the other ships; but find that despite their significant Transformer power, that they can't exactly hang with TEAM in that arena.  They witness Soundwave eject all fourteen of his cassettes; but before they can even deal with that they are each crushed by a massive Gestalt.  Six Shot is capable of fighting toe to toe with any Transformer out there; but still wasn't enough to take down all five Stunticons once they merged to form Menasor, the same scenario played out as The Combaticons merged to form Bruticus and took out Sunstorm despite his potent solar blasts.  Darrin, Reece, J-Dub, and Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad are partying it up in the Enterprise Shuttle that they barely know how to fly; but luckily they have enough booze on board to get their butthouse on.  Darrin works the guns and is able to take out several errant goblins and domestic terrorists who are free-floating about, while Reece attempts to work the flight controls.  As Maker's Mark, Bush Light, and fresh ash from cigars and other lightable smoke treats flip about the small hull of the shuttle they come to the adept conclusion that spinning is most certainly NOT flying; but it is a good trick.  Master Chief flies in fast in his Naboo Starfighter in an attempt to take out Soundwave; but before he can reach the O.G. Decepticon G.O.A.T., he and his ship are engaged by Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Wingthing.  Master Chief is able to target Wingthing and take him out with two proton torpedos, but cannot repeat the feat and is destroyed by Laserbeak and Buzzsaw.  The gods of old test their skills against the advanced science of Cybertron and find that in this particular setting their power set may be lacking.  Bruticus as if to make an example quickly breaks the neck of the huge Wolf Fenrir, knocking Kratos and Atreus from his back.  But the two powerhouses fight back and are actually able to break apart the Gestalt into its five smaller parts, killing Onslaught and Brawl in the process.  Devastator and Menasor are able to team up on Odin to take him out; and then continue the team up, while they aid the remaining Combaticons against The god of War and his son, who despite engaging a pitched battle with the combiners eventually fall to their might.  Mega Man and Rush are taken out by Rumble, Frenzy, and Enemy in a fight that would make this writer's wildest nerd dreams come true if it were to happen engage in a wicked throw down with Mega Man and Rush.  Trust me when I tell you, that it takes a really long time and that once this epic story is turned into a movie it will be a cinematic masterpiece.  But until then for all intents and purposes just know that Rumble and his two robot/cassette/dude/brothers were able to take out the boy Mega Man and his dog.  Vorian Atreides in his Sith Fighter managed to obliterate Howlback and Garboid; but once Squawktalk and Beastbox merged to form the mini-gestalt Squawkbox, the Butlerian pilot's reign of Decepticon terror came to a close.  The Dream Voyager and its crew were ordered by Malcom himself to get in close to the living planet of Ego, but they were unaware that they, like much of this battle were merely a diversion set in place to achieve Malcom's goal of the absolute destruction of TEAM through unconditional victory.  Edrik and Suerat are both did in as their ship is sucked in by the botanical defenses of the planet.  Samus blasts Slugfest out of the air (or lack there of); but has special orders known only to her by Malcom X himself.  So she circles back in her Flying Saucer in t a secret hatch in the rear of The STTGL.  The Unabomber received a similar order for his ears only and circled back to said rendezvous point after deploying blasts from his Iron Man Suit to blow up both Glit and Buzzsaw.  The third Terminator managed to make his way to do battle with Soundwave himself, while the rest of Soundwave's tape buddies took out the remaining goblins and domestic terrorists along with Wakandan #3-6.  The Terminator was able to put a couple of decent sized dents in Soundwave, but eventually came up short before he was able to do any permanent damage.  

Inside the STTGL, Malcom and Barack lead a small contingent of a command crew to the secret hatch in the back of the massive ship.  Only the black power duo, Shredder, and their two most trusted African bodyguards, Wakandan #1 & 2 exit the emergency shaft with them and enter the small flying saucer piloted by Samus.  They are joined by the Unabomber as well, as his terrorist specialties may yet be required if Malcom's master plan is to come to fruition.  Once on board, Malcom orders Samus to get as far away from The STTGL as possible.  Tokka and Razhar were left on board with the job to "start pressing these big buttons" once things start shaking.  The flying saucer gains distance from The Sigmaz Mother Ship as The STTGL slowly moves in-between the two sentient planets known as Ego and Primus.  Once Ego and Primus begin to engage the ship with automatic defensive counter-measures The STTGL begins rattling, causing the two not so bright mutants Tokka and Razhar to start to freak out and begin slamming on buttons triggering the self destruct of The Super Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann causing the hugest explosion ever recorded and taking both Primus and Ego out in the process.  

Now.  With Primus and Ego destroyed, only one final leg of the plan need be executed.  Only Malcom X, Barack Obama, The Shredder, Wakandan #1 & 2, The Unabomber, and Samus remain for The Sigmaz.  Piled in together in a solitary Flying Saucer, these brave remaining Sigmaz will attempt to carry out Malcom's plan of travelling to the nearby galaxy, then perfectly performing a strafing run that will lead to a well-aimed strike that will then destroy the spark of Unicron and bring victory to The Sigmaz.  

The enormous Unicron awaits his attackers, already in robot form and prepared for the attempt on his life.  Samus, now with a perfect view of the Planet Transformer navigates the saucer swiftly and she begins to move into position for their attack run.  She takes a deep breath and murmers just loud enough for the inhabitants of the ship to hear:  "They wuz kings"........  

And with that Unicron swung his gargantuan hand in a downward motion and smashed the flying saucer into scrap.

Hold up.....  Wait a second.  You all didn't really think Malcom X in a flying saucer was going to take out Unicron....  Did you?? 

Sunday, April 2, 2023

S14 Week 4: Washington Redskins vs Dolla 49 McRib

Washington Redskins are: Omega Supreme, Larfleeze, Sinestro w/ The White Lantern Ring, Indigo One and Monk, Saint Walker, Black Lantern #1-2, Thundercracker w/ Buster, Skywarp, Allicon #10, Sodom Yat, Star Sapphire: Carol Ferris, The Silver Hawks:. Colonel Bluegrass (pilot) w/ Sideman, Quicksilver w/ Talleyhawk, Steelwill w/ Rayzor, Steelheart w/ Strong Hold, and Copper Kid w/ Mayday in The Marage, The Leprechaun, Chuck Norris, The Arc Troopers (Arc Trooper Captain, two lieutenants, Heavy Weapons expert, and the six Arc Troopers) w/ Professor Charles Xavier, Wolverine, and Jedi Master #10 in a U-Wing, Asajj Ventress in an Arc Fighter, Jedi Master #9 in an Arwing, Star Sapphire #1

Dolla 49 McRib is: the living tribunal, bizzaro superman, dr fate, spectre, anti monitor, sentry, dr.midnight, mr terrific, starman, mewtwo, zeus, dr.stange, wong, xavier harkonnen, 3 harkonnen soldiers


The battle began with a sudden burst of energy from Larfleeze, the Orange Lantern, as he unleashed a powerful beam of energy that struck Zeus, the king of the gods. Zeus retaliated with a bolt of lightning, but Larfleeze absorbed the energy and used it to enhance his own powers and obliterate the god of thunder. Dr. Midnight and Sentry swooped in to help but Larfleeze proved to be too powerful for both Sentry and Dr. Midnight, easily overpowering them with his immense strength and the overwhelming force of his Orange Lantern Ring. With a flurry of energy blasts and constructs, he swiftly defeated both heroes.Meanwhile, Chuck Norris and the two Black Lanterns engaged in a fierce hand-to-hand combat with Dr. Fate, who wielded powerful magic. Chuck Norris landed a powerful punch on Dr. Fate, but the sorcerer was able to deflect the attack with a magical shield. In retaliation, Dr. Fate conjured a powerful spell that sent Chuck Norris hurtling through space and then quickly turned his attention to the black lanterns, and dispatched them.

Asajj Ventress and the U-wing of Arc Troopers and crew engaged in a dogfight with Spectre and Anti-Monitor. Asajj Ventress proved to be a skilled pilot, outmaneuvering the two villains with ease. However, the tide turned when Anti-Monitor unleashed a powerful blast of anti-matter energy that shot a hole in the Arc Troopers' ship and all members were shot into the vacuum of space. Asajj Ventress was distracted by the exploding ship of her teammates that gave Spectre plenty of time to destroy her ship and her in it. While blinded by fury and hatred, Spectre doesn’t see Saint Walker coming in for the attack. He channels the power of hope (whatever the hell that is) to create a massive construct that envelopes Spectre and weakens him. With Spectre weakened, Saint Walker channels the power of hope once again to deal a final blow, shattering Spectre's form.

After defeating Spectre, Saint Walker looks to help the rest of his arial squad who are trying to take out the Anti-Monitor. Jedi Master #9’s Ar-wing was easily swatted away by Anti-Monitor when Thundercracker, buster and Skywarp come in to help Saint Walker. The Anti-Monitor was set to throw a burst of cosmic energy but Sinestro came just in time to block it with his white lantern ring causing the blast to backfire and kill himself. Some Redskins were lost in the battle but Sinestro and Saint Walker were able to take off and fight in other battles.
 
At the same time, Xavier Harkonnen and his soldiers along with Mewtwo, Starman and Mr.terrific clashed with Carol Ferris, The Leprechaun, Sodom Yat and Star Sapphire #1. The soldiers were armed with advanced weapons and were able to hold their own against the two heroes. However, their technology was no match for the power of the White Lantern Ring wielded by Sinestro, who flew in to aid his comrades. Sinestro unleashed a powerful blast of energy that obliterated the Redskin soldiers but also took out his teammates as collateral damage.

Meanwhile, the Living Tribunal, one of the most powerful beings in the universe, faced off against Omega Supreme and the Silver Hawks. The Silver Hawks used their advanced technology and weaponry to attack the Living Tribunal, but their attacks had no effect on the cosmic entity. Omega Supreme tried to strike the Living Tribunal with his powerful weapons, but the Living Tribunal was able to deflect the attacks with ease.

The Living Tribunal retaliated with a powerful blast of energy that destroyed the Silver Hawks' ships and sent them hurtling through space. Omega Supreme was still standing, but even he was no match for the Living Tribunal's might. The Living Tribunal unleashed a final blast of energy that destroyed Omega Supreme.

In another quadrant of space, many of the combatants have reassembled from prior battles. Bizarro Superman's incredible strength and durability allowed him to withstand all of Larfleeze's attacks, leaving him struggling to find a way to defeat him. Dr. Fate's magical powers proved to be a formidable obstacle for Saint Walker and Indigo One, as he was able to neutralize their abilities and prevent them from using their powers to their full potential. Meanwhile, Wong's expert martial arts skills proved to be too much for Monk to handle, leaving him unable to flank their opponents or provide support to his teammates. Despite their best efforts, only Dr. Strange remained, having used his mastery of the mystic arts to overpower the remaining members of both teams. His powers allowed him to manipulate reality itself, and he was able to neutralize Larfleeze's constructs and defeat Saint Walker and Indigo One. As soon as he stood victorious in this battle, he was instantly cut in two by Sinestro heading to a final standoff.

The battle was down to its last two combatants. I just realized Allicon #10 hasn’t made an appearance so let's just say that as he is watching this final battle between Sinestro and Living Tribunal, his mind was melted due to its total awesomeness.

Sinestro wasted no time as he flew in to face the Living Tribunal, wielding the power of the White Lantern Ring. The Living Tribunal laughed at Sinestro's audacity, but Sinestro was undeterred. He unleashed a powerful blast of energy that struck the Living Tribunal, causing the cosmic entity to falter for the first time in the battle.The Living Tribunal retaliated with a powerful blast of energy, but Sinestro was able to absorb the attack with his ring. Sinestro unleashed another blast of energy, and another, and another, until finally the Living Tribunal was brought to its knees. As the Living Tribunal floated lifeless, Sinestro positioned himself above his face and squatted repeatedly on it.

“Cosmic Teabag” he thought to himself as he flew away victorious.