FFL Playoffs Week 1

FFL Playoffs: Assassins Vs Striders

Assassin’s: Ras Al Ghul, Zombie Dr. Manhattan, Zombie 13, Zombie 14, Black Lantern Neo, Batzarro, Lady Deadpool, Kid Deadpool, Dog pool, Head Pool, Quicksilver, Vampire Dr. Manhattan, Witch-King on Witch Kings Fell Beast, Grandmaster Luke Skywalker, (Legends) Leia Organa, Havok, Freddy Krueger, Dromammu, The Monitor, The Ancient One, Poseidon.

Striders: Batman (Dick Grayson) and Robin (Damien Wayne), Apocalypse, Azula, Vampire Neo, Batwing, The Incredibles, Black Flash, Odin w/White Lantern Ring, Gandalf the White w/White Lantern Ring, Pippin, Supreme Leader Snoke, Ancalagon the Black, Mewtwo, Magneto, Wolverine/w Red Lantern Ring, Ragnarök, Balrog of Moria, Gothmog the Balrog, T-2, T-3.

Both Teams meet at sunrise for battle. Batman and Robin immediately move to take out Ras Al Ghul, who runs to separate the heroes from their allies. Neo from each team along with Batwing and Batzarro begin a pursuit into the City after them. Within the shadows, both parties begin exchanging attacks. With a swift move, Ras kills Batman, but before he realizes it Robin has him and he dies. Nearby Vampire Neo and Black Lantern Neo are in an intense martial arts battle, but neither can land a hit, but Black Lantern Neo has Vampire Neo on the back step. Before he knows it, Vampire Neo is exposed to sunlight weakening him enough for Black Lantern Neo to finish the fight. Batwing and Batzarro begin exchanging blows next, but Batzarro takes an unexpected bite from the neck of Batwing rendering him the victor. All survivors retreat to their team camps to recover.

In a different part of the city The Incredibles and the Pools stand ready to fight. Unfortunately for Pixar, this one was rated R. Dogpool and Headpool tear up Dash and Jack-Jack before Violet catches them in a force field and crushes them. Lady Deadpool and Kid Deadpool slice up Mr. Incredible and Frozone, but Elastigirl collapses an overhang on them, crushing them to death. Black Flash and Quicksilver are “seen” in a race around the city, but before long Black Flash catches Quicksilver and drags him to the afterlife. Magneto and Wolverine come under a blast from Havok, but Magneto uses his powers to throw Wolverine into him, who then shreds the mutant Havok. 

Freddy Krueger is then manipulated by Magneto into stabbing himself, killing the nightmare.

In the sky near the city Ragnarök and Dormammu meets for battle. The cyborg begins to absorb the nearby energy with his hammer and uses it to empower his attacks. Dormammu teleports his hammer away from him and sends it flying into him destroying the cyborg.

Apocalypse and Azula team up to take on Zombie Dr. Manhattan in the forest, who gets back up from Zombie 13 and 14. Azula begins to create large fires in an attempt to slow the Dr. down, who appears to quickly catch fire, though it seems to be ineffective. Mid pursuit Dr. Manhattan turns around to catch the fire bender off guard and lands a decisive blow killing her, but Apocalypse is waiting nearby and now he has his chance. He begins to manipulate the area surrounding the zombie, but it begins to come apparent that he will survive the attack if its to small. Sacrificing himself he breaks down every molecule around them, including Zombie 13 and Zombie 14. Odin with his White Lantern Ring decides he should be the one to take down Vampire Dr. Manhattan. Though he soon finds himself on his back foot and decides it would be better to die killing the enemy then to allow him to live. Soon a white flash is seen destroying the rest of the forest sending flaming debris in all directions.

Near the seas, Poseidon emerges in a humanoid form. He uses the water around him to protect himself and with a Trident in hand, he is prepared for the incoming T-2 and T-3. The attacks start coming and they don’t stop coming. Both terminators are in deep sync, but the water is excellent at absorbing their attacks. T-2 begins a heavy barrage while T-3 inches forward and begins a self-destruct sequence that blows away all the water, Allowing T-2 to blow away Poseidon with his shotgun. Luke and Leia stand to fight Snoke, Ancalagon the Black, and Mewtwo. The two Jedi force pull the dragon down from the skies injuring him gravely, but Snoke force pushes Leia close enough though that she is eaten by Ancalagon shortly before he succumbs to his wounds. Channeling his anger with the force, Luke cuts down Mewtwo before overpowering Snoke in lightsaber combat.

Both Balrogs decide that they are best fighting in the desert to avoid any unwanted cooling. But the Monitor and The Ancient One know that the longer the Balrogs have the harder they will be to take down. Trapping them in the mirror dimension The Assassins move in to kill the beasts. Durin’s Bane uses his whip to immobilize The Monitor, giving Gothmog enough time to slice him in half. With no ally to receive friendly fire the Ancient One collapses the mirrors and leaves the Balrogs to wander this dimension for eternity.

Gandalf and Pippin also track the Witch King to the desert where he awaits them on his fell beast. The Hobbit is gobbled by the Fell Beast, which allows Gandalf to kill the beast, without his fell beast the Witch King stands no chance against Gandalf, even without the ring.

The final battle between the survivors takes place back within the city. Robin, Elastigirl, Violet, Black Flash, Magneto, Wolverine, and T-2 are the last Striders of Rohan while Ahsoka’s Acrobatic Assassins stand Black Lantern Neo, Batzarro, Grand Master Luke, Dormammu, and The Ancient One. Robin, Elastigirl, Violet and Black Flash skirmish with Batzarro, The Ancient One, and Black Lantern Neo. While the Striders kill Batzarro and Neo, they ultimately lose the fight against the Ancient One. Magneto, Wolverine and T-2 undertake the great task of killing Dormammu. While T-2 and Magneto is killed, Wolverine’s rage keeps him alive and he shreds Dormammu’s physical form, returning him back to wander dimensions. Gandalf shows Luke what a true Grand Wizard is capable of with the power of the White Lantern Ring, blowing him and half a city block into oblivion. Still full of rage Wolverine launches himself at the Ancient One impaling the sorcerer, but when he looks down he sees a glass blade lodged within his abdomen, both succumb to their wounds shortly thereafter.

With most of the terrain destroyed, Gandalf retires to the beach and watches the sunset on this ruthless day of battle.

FFL National League Playoffs Week 1

Gender Neutral Misunderstood Little People: Yoda w/ White Lantern Ring and 5th Ring of the Dwarf Lords (4 deaths), Black Lantern Emperor Palpatine (4 deaths), Mr. Mxyzptlk (4 deaths), Lando Calrissean (pilot), Nien Numb (co-pilot), Lobot (front gunner), and ALF (rear gunner) in The Outlaw, The Mandalorian, The Child w/ a Blue Lantern Ring, and Quill in The Mandalorian’s Ship, Asajj Ventress (4 deaths) and Nightsister Acolyte (4 deaths) in Wedge’s Snowspeeder, Omega Supreme, Starscream w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Vampire Green Lantern (4 deaths), Atrocitus (4 deaths), Indigo-1 (4 deaths) and Munk (4 deaths), Neo w/ 2 White Lightsabers, Queen Aga'po, Count Dooku w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring, FA-4 in a TIE Bomber, Nazgul #9 on his Fell Beast, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman w/ a Blue Lantern Ring in his Mazda RX-8, Symbiote Suit Spider-Man, Kobe Bryant on Mordor Horse #9 (4 deaths), Achilles, Black Lantern Magneto, Star Destroyer with James Madison w/ a Speed Ring, James Monroe w/ The Darksaber, Tyrion Lannister w/ 1st Ring of the Dwarf Lords, commanding and Star Fox w/ a Blue Lightsaber, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, and Falco piloting (Arwings on stand by if needed), Harambe w/ Starman, X-23, and Black Dragon #2

Barkley’s Turrible Decisions: Batman (4 deaths), Robin, and Alfred w/ Green Lightsaber in Modern Age Batmobile, Deadpool, Boba Fett (4 deaths), Snaptrap, Nautilator, Overbite, Seawing, Skalor, and Tentakill, Black Manta, Star Sapphire (4 deaths), Guy Gardner, Alan Scott, Killer Croc, Yaddle, Tom Bombadil, Ki Adi Mundi, Jade, Space Ghost in the Phantom Cruiser, Jan, Jace and Blip in Jan and Jace’s Shuttle, Cyborg (4 deaths), Kilowog, Shrek and Donkey, Nightcrawler, Artemis, Pan, Mega Man X (4 deaths), and Mike Tyson

In the Skies: Little People have Mando’s Ship, The Outlaw, Wedge’s Snowspeeder, Starscream in ship form, FA-4 in TIE Bomber and the Star Destroyer.

Barkley has Space Ghost in his Phantom Cruiser, Jan Jace and Blip in their ship, and Star Sapphire

The Star Destroyer starts out by shooting a flurry of shots at the Phantom Cruiser and Jan and Jace’s ship. Space ghost easily dodges all these shots but Jan and jace do not as their ship explodes. Asajj and Nightsister Acolyte use their cable on the snowspeeder to wrap up Star Sapphire but she uses her Sapphire Gem to burn through the cable with ease, she then shoots an energy beam from her ring at the TIE bomber and destroys it. The Outlaw and The Mandalorian team up to try and take out Space Ghost though they have trouble as Space Ghost is a very quick opponent. They eventually do get his ship but Space Ghost survives the death of his ship and uses his power bands to freeze The Mandalorian’s ship but while he’s doing that Lobot hits him with a few good shots from The Outlaw and kills him. Though The Outlaw was too late as The Mando’s ship is too frozen to keep flight and it falls to its death on the Playoff Planet. 

Starscream and Star Sapphire then get into a dogfight with their rings but Star Sapphire is the much more experienced power ring user and defeats Starscream. At this point Star Sapphire has had a huge boost to her ego and decides that she is going to use her Star Sapphire Gem to destroy the Star Destroyer. She uses all her might to create the biggest energy beam a Sapphire Gem user has ever made and shoots it at the destroyer. It critically damages the ship and it begins to nose dive towards the planet. After this energy beam Star Sapphire is extremely tired and weakened, heavily breathing and barely able to sustain her flight with the Gem. As she begins to try and regain her strength she is then  kamikazeed by Asajj Ventress and Nightsister Acolyte in the Wedge’s Snowspeeder. 

The Outlaw survives in the skies. 

In the Forest: Little People have Count Dooku w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Kobe Bryant on Mordor Horse, Achilles, and Harambe w/ Starman.

The Terrible Decisions have Tom Bombadil, Ki Adi Mundi, Shrek and Donkey, Pan and Yaddle.

Yaddle and Dooku begin to duel as Dooku wants to see if he can defeat Yaddle without the powers of his Yellow Lantern Ring. Harambe sees Shrek and Donkey across the forest and decides to activate the Starman, he begins to charge towards them. As he’s charging towards them Kobe Bryant and his Horse get in the way and Harambe charges right through with ease because of the Starman. This knocks Kobe off the horse and he tears his achilles tendon, thus incapacitatin him for the rest of the battle. Shrek then just barely dodges the charge from Harambe but he does hit Donkey and kills him. The Starman effects do wear off after that though. Shrek and Harambe then have a battle of just brute strength, eventually Shrek does defeat Harambe as he was the superior fighter. 

Dooku is still battling Yaddle and he’s becoming annoyed that they’re still battling so he just kills her with an energy blast with his Lantern Ring. Achilles then hops on Kobe’s Mordor Horse and charges at Ki Adi Mundi. Count Dooku warns Achilles that Ki Adi is a skilled Jedi and that he should not pursue him one-on-one, he ignores this and charges anyways. Achilles then throws a spear at Ki Adi Mundi but the jedi easily splits it in half with his lightsaber, but while he’s splitting the spear Achilles stabs Ki Adi Mundi with his sword. Achilles then says to Dooku “This is why no one will remember your name”. Achilles sees Pan and decides to attack him. He charges at Pan but Pan easily knocks Achilles off his horse and then Pan runs up and stomps on Achilles heel with his hoof and kills him. Shrek then tries to attack Dooku but Dooku easily defeats him by shooting him with a blast of force lightning and then cuts off the ogre's head. Pan then charges at Dooku horns first but Dooku easily dodges the attack like a Matador in a bullfight. As he dodged the Satyr he cut off his head with his lightsaber.

All while this has been happening Tom Bombadil has just been dancing and singing in the Forest. He has not noticed that these battles have been going on because he does not care about things that mortal people do. Dooku notices Bombadil singing and decides to wrap him up with a lasso using his Yellow Lantern Ring. This annoys Bombadil so he sings a song which controls the trees in the forest. They wrap their limbs around Dooku and  eventually suffocate him to death. 

Tom Bombadil then joins the rest of his team.

In the Water: Little People have no on.

Barkley has Black Manta.

Black Manta realizes he’s in the sea by himself so he just goes and joins with the rest of his team. 

In the City: Everybody else on both teams is in the city.

Snaptrap, Nautilatior, Overbite, Seawing, Skalor and Tentakill see how big this battle is going to be so they combine and transform into the Piranacon. They go to take on Omega Supreme but just as they are about to attack the giant transformer Magneto uses his powers to freeze Piranacon in place while Omega Supreme hits them with a rocket and kills them all. 

Deadpool sees Super Saiyan Conner in his red Mazda RX-8 and decides to mess with him. He jumps about 300 ft in front of Conner’s speeding car, he tries to break but because his car is a piece of shit the breaks go out on it and runs right into Deadpool. Deadpool, being able to heal so quickly, recovers and is pissed off at Conner so he shoots him in the head with his Desert Eagle. While this is happening Boba Fett hits Nazgul #9 with a blaster fire that sets him on fire and kills him and kills him. The Outlaw then heads close to the ground to send a volley of shots at the enemy, the volley doesn’t hurt anyone but it does break two of the tires on the Modern Batmobile causing Batman, Robin and Alfred to do the rest of the battle on foot. While The Outlaw was doing a volley Boba Fett hit The Outlaw with a rocket causing the ship to lose control and crash into a skyscraper killing all on the ship. Magneto sees Boba Fett wreaking havoc so he crushes Boba Fett by squeezing his Mandalorian armor together and killing the bounty hunter.

Guy Gardner, Alan Scott, Jade and Kilowog combine all their green lantern energy blasts together to create one huge energy blast to destroy Omega Supreme. Vampire Green Lantern, Indigo-1, Munk and Queen Aga’po work together to take on the 4 members of the green lantern corps. After a huge battle between different spectrums of the lantern corps all that’s left standing is Indigo-1.

Symbiote Suit Spiderman comes swinging in and picks up Mike Tyson and drops him from a height unable to be survived by a human body. Mega Man X then shoots a couple of blasts at Spiderman but he dodges them and Neo flies by and cuts Mega Man X in half with his white lightsaber.

Symbiote Spiderman and Deadpool begin to fight and after a long battle where Deadpool kept dying but kept coming back to life. Eventually Deadpool tired Spiderman so much that he was able to kill him. After Deadpool kills Symbiote Suit Spiderman Neo just flies inside Deadpool and blows him up into pieces and thus removing him from The Matrix. 

Black Manta and Cyborg team up to attack Neo where Black Manta shoots his powerful optic blasts and Cyborg shoots his blasts from his robotic arm, but Neo uses his understanding of The Matrix to freeze these blasts in mid air and begins the offensive on the two enemies. After a long hand to hand combat battle Neo eventually kills Black Manta with one of his lightsabers but is slain by Cyborg while doing so.

Artemis uses her perfect aim with a bow and arrow to hit X-23 with an arrow but all this does is just enrage X-23 as she runs towards the goddess and dodges all of her shots with the bow and arrow before eventually ripping out the arrow that she was originally shot with and stabbing Artemis in the neck with the arrow. Cyborg sees that the goddess is slain and shoots X-23 with extremely powerful blasts from his robotic arm and blows X-23 into a million pieces.

Magneto sees that Cyborg is part robotic and just smirks as he uses Cyborg’s robotic arm to stab right through his chest thus killing him. Indigo-1 and Magneto team up to attack Batman, Robin and Alfred. While they're busy in battle Nightcrawler teleports Killer Croc behind Indigo-1 and Magento. Killer Croc rips Magneto’s head off of his body and begins to fight Indigo-1, while she is busy with Killer Croc, Alfred stabs her in the back with his green lightsaber.

All that’s left standing is Yoda, Emperor Palpatine, Black Dragon #2 and Mr. Mxyzptlk versus Batman, Robin, Alfred, Killer Croc, Nightcrawler and Tom Bombadil has finally just strolled in from his battle in the forest.

Palpatine begins by shooting electricity at Alfred thus killing him as his old heart cannot withstand that much amperage through his body. Mr. Mxyzptlk sees Nightcrawler being able to teleport so he decides to show off and teleports Nightcrawler into the center of the sun instantly vaporizing him. Mr.Mxyzptlk sees Tom Bombadil singing minding his own business and this interests him so he joins him and starts singing along. He gets so enthralled in the song that he doesn’t even realize that Tom Bombadil got him to sing his name backwards, thus making Mr. Mxyzptlk vanish.

Yoda and Emperor Palpatine then begin to fight against Killer Croc, Batman and Robin. Emperor Palpatine hits with a blast of electricity but it doesn’t do much to the thick skinned beast. While the Emperor is doing this Batman throws multiple explosive batarangs that stuck into the Emperor and kills him. 

Yoda sees that he can not take on Batman, Robin, Tom Bombadil and Killer Croc so he tells Black Dragon #2 to fly away. As the Dragon flies away he turns around to see what has happened and all he sees is a bright white explosion.