Week 1 Consortium : Affirmative Action Popeyes vs The Midgets

Midgets : Mandalore the Great, Vampire Darth Maul, & Batgirl w/ 2 white lightsabers 

Popeyes are: The x-men, Cyclops, Archangle, Beast,  and Ice Man. 

Week 1 Democracy Match: Be Gentle Its My First Time VS Charles Barkleys Turrible Decisions

Barkley's Turruble Decisions are : Ween: Gene, Dean, Dave Dreiwitz, Claude Coleman Jr, and Glen McClelland, Stryke, Haskeer, Coila, Jup, and Alfray.

Gentle is: The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Jason (red) , Billy (blue) , Zack (black) , Kimmberly (pink) , and Trini (yellow) . 

Vote away! 

The Coach's Corner Conflict: House Elves vs Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets

House Elves: Enfys Nest, Embo, Shao Kahn, Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Dobby, White Walker #1, and White Walker #2

Evil Midgets: Vampire Yoda, X-23, Zach and Spence: Woke White Folk from Wakanda, and Nightsister Spirit

The Evil Midgets are teeing off  at twilight on hole 4, when the House Elves being to heckle them to hurry up, but Nightsister Spirit is really struggling to get a grip on the club. Irritated by the voices of the Duck family, X-23 begins to shout back and before both parties are in each others faces, except for Nightsister Spirit, who still can't pick up the club. Things escalated when out of now when Donald Duck began to have a war episode and started blastin. X-23 goes ape shit and shreds Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, and Louie, but Donald jumps on her before Shao Kahn smacks them both, making them into paste for tomorrow's dinner special.

Vampire Yoda (who may or may not be on Ketamine) starts moving around at incredible speed, bouncing and spinning. He makes quick work of Shao Kahn and White Walkers 1 and 2. Dobby has gone over to try and help Nightsister Spirit tee off, but when he realizes that there is no hope for her, he kills her. Zach and Spence use their Wakandan tech to battle with Embo and Enfys. Spence is hit by Embo's Helmet, killing him on the spot, but Zach quickly returns the favor by shooting Embo in the face. Dobby and Yoda being their fight, but Dobby clearly cannot keep up with the (allegedly) drugged up master, who stabs him through the stomach and dumps him in the sand.

Enfys is closing in on Zach, who is fighting on the backfoot to survive. Yoda, flying through the air, attacks Enfys from behind, but begins to sizzle. Spotting his weakness, Enfys launches Yoda in the sky with her power staff. As he burns up, Yoda yeets his lightsaber in the direction of Zach, who catches it and finishes Nest. Zach walks back to George Murphy's, takes a seat and a sigh, and enjoys a club sandwich. 

Preseason: TEAM vs Affirmative Action Popeye’s

 TEAM: Muhammad Ali, Steven Seagal, Ice Bro & Ice Bro, Blake Stone, Princess Toadstool, Ness, Bill Rizer, Lance Beam, Earthworm Jim, Junkeon #7

Affirmative Action Popeye’s: Crack Frank & Dark troopers #1-5, Kyle’s Homeboy Frank, Migs Mayfield (w/ Robot Gun), Sebastian Shaw, Riggs and Murtaugh, Odd Job, and Sentinel #1

The year is 2040, Mike George has raised the prices on his menu so much that mozz sticks cost $25 for 6 pieces. Both teams have actually come together in unity to rebel against these out of proportioned prices that Mike George has made so he can make the big bucks. People were already enraged when he wanted us to call it ‘cOacH’s cOrnEr’, it will forever be ‘George Murphy’s’ to any cultured person. Now the prices are too much, and both TEAM and Affirmative Action Popeye’s have come together against the common enemy to get what they both deserve, cheaply priced mozz sticks.

Crack Frank and his Dark troopers lead the rebellious charge into George Murphy’s with a very similar looking person, Kyle’s Homeboy Frank, at his side. They are closely followed by Muhammad Ali who has come back to life just for the single purpose to have cheap mozz sticks once again. Trailing behind are the various video game characters from TEAM’s team. Steven Seagal, Riggs, Murtaugh, and Odd Job have become regulars so they were already at the bar when the rebel group charged through the doors. Mike George approaches and is wondering what all the ruckus is about. Crack Frank yells, “WE DEMAND THE PRICES TO BE LOWERED. IT’S OUTRAGEOUS HOW HIGH YOU HAVE MADE THE PRICES!” Mike George responds, “You see, I don’t think I can do that guys, I’ve been making too much money,” as he signals to an empty spot on the wall. And Junkion #7 explodes through the wall and instantly crushes Steven Seagal, Blake Stone, Ness, Earthworm Jim, and Odd Job. Quickly following he picks up Riggs and Murtaugh and rips them both in half. Sebastian Shaw, arriving late, swoops in and is able to completely absorb the gunfire coming from Junkion #7 in which he redirects the energy to implode Junkion #7. 

After Mike George sees he has no more defense to protect him, he concedes. He drops all prices on the menu by 50% and the mozz sticks by 75%. With a mighty loss of true heroes, the greater good of people can still thrive on the lowered prices. All is good again, Crack Frank and Kyle’s Homeboy Frank go to enjoy a round of golf at Fox creek, and the rest of the boys and Princess Toadstool can go enjoy some drinks at the bar. The day has been a true victory…

Sentinel #1’s simulation has reached its end purpose. It was testing how much it would take to get people to rebel against George Murphy’s, and it has learned that mozz sticks are the key component to causing an uprising. Since Sentinel #1 has gained the data necessary, it unplugs all test subjects unsafely and kills all members from both teams.