Thursday, March 12, 2009
Warning List
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & Prseident Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Jar Jar Binks (9) (DEATH: The last thing hesa wantin)
Team Sleeping Pussy
Absorbing Man (8)
Xavier's Annihilation Squad
Darth Bane (7)
Le' Napoleon Brigade
Penguin (7)
Gandalf the Gray (7)
Silver Dragon #1 (9)
Silver Dragon #2 (8)
The Abomitrons
Jedi Knight #36 (8)
The Right Wing
Storm (7)
Jedi Knight #17 (7)
The Syracuse Valley
Soundwave (7)
Xenomorph #85 (9)
Xenomorph #86 (8)
Xenomorph #87 (8)
Xenomorph #88 (8)
Xenomorph #89 (8)
Xenomorph #90 (8)
Zit (7)
Rash (7)
Pimple (7)
Hammer Bros. #1 (9)
Little Goomba #2 (9)
Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies
Marine #2 (9)
Marine #3, 6, 8-12 (7)
Marine #5 (8)
Heroes Without Homes Awareness Post
For those of you, who have extra space & wish to do your part to provide homes for some of our wayward heroes; here is who is available.
Undrafted: Season 1
Jan Dodonna
Ewok #52-74
Lobot
Nexu #1-5
Acklay #2-3
Riik #1-3
Bib Fortuna
Ephant Mon
Security Battle Droid #1-4
Battle Droid Officer #1-3
Storm Trooper Officer #1-3
Elite Storm Trooper #21-35
Scout Trooper #34-42
Adm. Ozzell
Capt. Needa
Moff Jeerejodd
Adm. Piett
Gen. Veers
Sebulba
Clone Trooper Sgt. #1-3
Dark Side Akolyte #19
Dark Side Adept #7-14
Seperatist Commando #1-6
Super Battle Droid Commander #1-2
Sith Lord #16-18
4-Lom & Zuckus
Super Battle Droid #3-26
Battle Droid #22-62
Daniel Whitwicky
Junkeon #13-26
Hubcap
Nightbird
Chip
Outback
Red Alert
Skids
Quintasson Inquisitor
Weirdwolf & Monzo
Theodred
Elven Soldier #16-33
Dwarf #3-18
Riders of Rohan #1-16
The Old Took
Dwalin
Bombur
Rivendale Elves #1-3
Hobbit #2-10
Isildor
Eagle #1-7
Arathorn
Elros
Elladan & Elrohir
Ori
Dori
Fili
Kili
Biffer
Boffer
Gramling
Thengal
Eoman
Woodland Elves #1-3
Peter Jackson
The Gaffer
Pony #4-17
Rohan Horse #41-45
Denethor
Wolves #1-4
Warg Riders #11-15
Troll #7-12
Evil Dwarves #13-16
Wild Men #8-28
Uruk Hai #65-80
Orc #21-110
Dragon #7 & 8
Balrog #6-7
Grishnack
Liet-Kynes
Fremen #58-79
Dr. Yueh
Bene Gesserit #8-26
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #17-29
Honored Matre #8-20
New Sisterhood Reverend Mother#18-23
Baron Valdimir Harkonen
Harkonen Soldier #1-16
Sardakaur #25-66
Emperor Shaddam IV
Count Hasmir Fenring
Hayt
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
Duncan Idaho Ghola #10
Duncan Idaho Ghola #11
Fish Dancer #1-16
Gaius Helen Mohiam
Jamis
Abulurd Harkonen
Pardot Kynes
Face Dancer #1-16
New Face Dancer #1-16
Tlielaxlu #9-13
Lost Tlielaxlu #1-6
Guild Navigator #1-4
Baron Valadimir Harkonen Ghola
Mentat #2-10
Futar #11-15
Ecazi Soldier #1-7
Ginaz Swordsmen #17-34
Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #19-34
Thufir Hawat Ghola
Rhombur Vernius
Chani Ghola
Stilgar Ghola
Liet Kynes Ghola
Dr. Yueh Ghola
Lady Jessica Ghola
Uxtal & his clone
Iblis Gingo
Suerat
Salusan Soldier #1-6
Viceroy Manion Butler
Speed Demon
Kraven
Jigsaw
Mole Man
Black Condor
Fast Back
Black Racer
Harlequin
King Tut
The Jokers #1-7
Thunder & Lightning
Coco
Michael Moore
Don Knotts
Guns N' Roses (The Illusions Line-Up, not that crap that is touring now)
Jim Leyland
Kirk Gibson
Alan Trammell
Darko Milicheck
George S. Patton
Lemmy Koopa
Iggy Koopa
Larry Koopa
Ludwig Von Koopa
Waluigie
Hammer Bros. #17-33
Boomerang Bros. #11-16
Fire Bros. #11-16
Jiggly Puff
Wiggly Tuff
Mew
Mewtoo
Diglet
Blastois
A boy & his blob
Death Adder Jr.
Col. Bitter
Sgt. Malt & Sgt. Hop
Gen. Bitter
Gen. Heartland
Red Kooopa Troopa #1-13
Green Koopa Troopa #1-16
Abobo
Chin
Roper
Glass Joe
Little Mac
Shy Guy #1-13
Haggar
Guy
Buzzy Beetle #1-13
Betty Paige
Panthro
Tatsu
Foot Soldier #1-6
April O'Neil
Chloe (24)
George Mason
Big Jake, Sam Sharpnose, & Dog
John Conner
T-1 #1-3
Ian Malcom
Braciosaurus #4-10
Tanis the Half Elven
Riverwind
Purple Dragon #15-23
Griffin #17-23
Stryke's War Party
Forest Gump
Scotty
Zulu
Sherriff of Nottingham
Paris
Mercutio
Benvolio
Treasure Troll #16-24
Lady Jane
Scarlet
Flint
Goldar
Rita & Fenster
Fred Flinstone
Woodstock
Lucy
Leatherface
Daffy Duck
Donald Duck, Huey, Duey, & Louie
Detective Spooner
Skeletor's Crack Troops #16-20
Axel Foley
Benjamin Franklin Gates
Mike Mcdermott
Teddy KGB
Ice Man & Slider
The Scarecrow
Tin Man
The Cowardly Lion
The Mod Squad
Dr. Malocom Crowe
Federal Agent Gerard, U.S. Marshall
Mac & Blue
Cheese
Chris Matthews
Will Scarlet
Miss Piggy
Animal
Elmo
Cookie Monster
Red
Tim Speedle
Det. Yelina Salas
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Dr. No
Gold Finger
Odd Job
Donald "Red" Grant
Francisco Scraramanga
Peter Washington
Roger Demarco
Stephen "Flyboy" Andrews
Pres. Thomas J. Whittemore
David Levinson
Capt. Jimmy Wilder
Gen. William Gray
Dick Larent
Bennett
Road Block
The Grinch & his Dog
Michael Beihn
Smurfette
Smurf #4-7
Jim Beam
Hartigan
Dwight
Lightning Mcqueen
Larry the Cable Guy
Dane Cook
DAve Attell
Col. Robert Neville
Marlon Brando
Eric Draven
Wayne & Garth
Undrafted Season 2
Elite Rebel Troooper #1-10
Jedi Guardian #5
Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5
The good guy from Scanners (See A-30)
Naboo Security Officer #1-10
Bespin Guard #1-15
Rebel Pilot #1-5
Dewback #1-15
Kaadu #1-10
Krayt Dragon #3-5
Battle Droid Commander #1-10
Super Battle Droid Officer #1-10
Clone Trooper Commander #1-3
Clone Trooper Capt. #1-5
Clone Trooper Lt. #1-8
Aerial Clone Trooper Capt. #1-2
Aerial Clone Trooper Lt. #1-3
Sand Trooper #26-50
Aerial Clone Trooper #1-6
Sand Trooper Officer #1-5
Space Trooper #21-40
Space Trooper Officer #1-2
Snow Trooper Officer #1-5
Scout Trooper Officer #1-55
Odee Mandrell
Force Adept #1-20
Failed Jedi #11-20
Imperial Guards #1-10
Senate Guards #1-10
Tie Fighter Pilot #1-5
Genosian #1-10
Tusken Raider #1-30
Jawa #12-20
Col. Sanders
Bodyguard Droids #1-10
Blue Streak
Gears
Top Spin & Twin Twist
Quick Switch
Trail Breaker
Whirl
Hard Head & Duros
Hybrow & Gort
Night Beat & Muzzle
Syrin & Quiq
Richard & Falstaff
Toshi Nakamora
Robinson Corusoe
Rogue Octo-Spiders #1-3
Octo-Spiders #1-5
Friday
Tessio
N.S.-1 #1-10
N.S.-2 #1-15
N.S.-3 #1-20
N.S.-4 #1-25
Webstor
Roboto
Cattra
Turbo
Ace
Dizzy Flores
Misfire & Aimless
(movie) Bugs #1-100
(book) Bugs #51-100
Runabout & Runamuck
The Return to Oz Crew
Gold Member
Frank Hebert
Brian Herbert & Kevin J. Anderson
Sir Didimus & Abrosius
Hoggle
Paul Crewe
Centaur #7-20
Haggrad
Dawn
Lorn
Anya
Insane Eddie
The Gentleman
The Mayor
Adam
The Nerd Trio
Wesley Wyndham Price
Saffron
Mac
Elephant #11-20
Army Green Beret #1-20
Army Ranger #1-20
Ronin #1-15
The Weasals
Duncan Idaho Ghola #12 (kid)
Matrix Sentinals #1-30
Miss Ivan
Magic Screen
John Cena
Paris
Duchovny
Hansel
Zoolander
Blue
Edgar Friendly
Cyrus the Virus
Simon Phoenix
Time Cop
Chauncy, Rip, Sheed, Ben, & The Bodacious Tay-Tay
SHIELD Agent #11-20
HYDRA Agent #1-20
Zangief
Female Sentinals #11-20
Dhalsim
Balrog
Sindel
Stryker
Kano
Mileena
Jade
Sheeva
Cymex
Sektor
Ermac
Drop List
(Some of these characters already have deaths, if you are interested in them let me know and I can look it up)
Ewok #76
Metroid #4, 5, 7, & 8
Bronze Dragon #7-10
Navy Sailor #31-57
Starship Trooper #31-50, 91-94
Sith Lord #5
Vampire #81-90
Snoopy
Gondor Soldier #31-50
Army Soldier #161-190
Astro Droid #13-16
Treasure Troll #27
Strom Trooper #1-14
Army Soldier #76-100
Clone Trooper #1-15
Dr. Wiley
ID4 Aliens #1-20
Perry White
Suk Doctor #6-18
Navy Sailor #100
Sentinal #31-39
Moritani Soldier #16-20
Nazgul #4's horse & fell beast
Nazgul #5's horse & fell beast
Nazgul #7's horse & fell beast
Storm Trooper #199-200
Nazgul #8's horse & fell beast
Twisted Mentat #10
Rabban Harkonen
Zombie #3-21
Rebel Trooper #1
Dark Jedi Master #14-30
T-Rex #11-15
Thinking Machine #9-13
Gold Dragon #9
Purple Dragon #11-12
Amazon #30-40
Dilophosaurus #7-10
Cave Troll #13-15
Snow Trooper #25
Clone Trooper #73-80
Army Soldier #191-200
Sardakaur #19-24
Velociraptor #24-30
Uruk Hai #31-40
Horse #46-50
Compy #97-100
Storm Trooper #149-198
Twisted Mentat #3-9
Storm Trooper #30-49
Little Goomba #65-100
Vampire #96-99
Goblin #91-100
Rebel Trooper #11, 48
Charmeleon
Mordor Horse #2-20
Rebel Trooper #50
Clone Trooper #16-25, 81-99
Storm Trooper #16-29
Army Soldier #34-55
Rebel Trooper #3-46
Orc #21, 66-69
Charlie's Angels
Evil Dwarf #7-10
Scrooge McDuck
Dozer #3
Amazon #25, 28, 29
Battle Droid #4-15
Uruk Hai #29-30
Storm Trooper #101-144
Compy #1-26
Velociraptor #16-20
Uruk Hai #20-27
Orc #20-65
Warg #7-20
Sentinal #19-30
Navy Sailor #58-59
Brian Kacynski
Ewok #48
Patrick Star
Amazon #26-27
Sentinal #40
Mr. Krabs
Jaws (Bond Villain)
Dozer #7, 10, 15
Uruk Hai #28
Elite Clone Trooper #18-20
Dozer #11-14
Smurf #10
Elite Clone Trooper #1-17
T-Rex #5-10
Battle Droid #16-19, 21
Storm Trooper #145-148
Blue Dragon #23-30
Darth Rage
Farimir
Piter De' Vries
Rhino
Man-Bat
Wario
Dengar
Bill Lambier
Ski-Bum
Amazon #19-24
Super Star Billy Grahm
Bruno Samartino
Harley Race
Col. Guy Gardner
Week 4: Death Match
Setting: Arrakis
Points: 800
Prize: Arwing
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons
-TEAM: Kryptonian Kal El & Thunder god Thor's "We Really Like Wearing Spandex" Throng of Adequacy Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
-Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad
Points: 800
Prize: Arwing
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy
-Better Than All of You Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons
-TEAM: Kryptonian Kal El & Thunder god Thor's "We Really Like Wearing Spandex" Throng of Adequacy Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
-Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad
Alice’s Wonder Team vs. The Abomitrons
I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 3 Match: Alice’s Wonder Team vs. The Abomitrons.
Before the match I look to an island in the Atlantic Ocean; it is filled with palm trees and waterfalls. It is the locker room for Alice’s Wonder Team. The Team is General Zod, Non, Hyperion, SSJ4 Gogeta, Sharkticon #11-17, Surtur, Joruus C'Boath, War Machine and Goblin #26.
Zod: Let us make this quick. I have a press junket to appear at – after we go 3-0, that is.
Sharkticon # 16: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! A press junket for Zod! A press junket for Zod!
War Machine: Lock and load, brother!
Goblin: Arrgha! Oooompherie! [Translation: I cannot swim].
I then look to a small archipelago, only one mile away from Team’s island. The small land masses are banded together by sandbars; it is the locker room for The Abomitrons. The Abomitrons are Leviathan, Mario & Luigi, Sebastian the Crab, Phineas & Ferb w/ Perry, Abin Sur, Horri-bull and Kreb, Naboo Soldier #1-20, Cyborg Superman, Batman and Robin (Dick Grayson), Chuck Norris, Yaddle w/ Jedi Padawan #33, Jedi Knight #36 and Hancock.
Chuck Norris: I am Chuck Norris. I am a warrior.
Hancock: That’s what I’m saying Chuck! Let’s rock!
Sebastian: I am ready for battle; claws and all!
Naboo Solider # 2 [whispers to Naboo Solider # 7]: If the crab dies, I get dibs on the meat.
Since the teams are in close proximity to one another I do not need to teleport them. I simply announce: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!! The battle commences. . . .
On the Islands. . .
Zod picks up Goblin #26 and SSJ4 Gogeta. Non picks up Joruus. The Kryptonians bring their teammates to the Abomitrons’ location and drop them off in various areas of the sandbars’ shallow waters. Hyperion and War Machine, without carrying anyone, also take to the air.
As Gogeta and Goblin #26 are dropped off, they are met by the Abomitrons: Mario and Luigi, and Phineas and Ferb. Goblin, although hesitant in the shallow waters, still sees that he can quickly dispatch of his prey. Thus, the Tolkien monster lunges at Phineas and Ferb. The duo is quickly ripped apart by the Goblin’s ferocity. As the Goblin focuses on Mario and Luigi, it feels an extreme pain in its lower extremities. The pain comes from Perry, who is tearing at the Goblin’s left foot and Sebastian who is clawing the Goblin’s left foot. The Goblin, off balance, falls in the water.
Goblin: Waroo! Tombaka! [Translation: Can I get a little help here, please?]
Gogeta steps in on the action. He quickly smashes Sebastian under his foot, twists and jumps up, using the crustacean as a springboard. Gogeta then comes down with such force that he buries Perry’s head in the sand, killing the small mammal.
The Goblin rises from the shallow water and is faced by Norris, who comes upon the scene.
Norris: Sebastian was a close friend of Chuck Norris. You made Chuck Norris very angry. [Norris takes off his shirt. His perfect body glistens in the Ocean’s salty breeze]. Now, you shall die!
Norris begins doing a bunch of moves in preparation for his battle with Goblin #26. Just as he is ready to fight, Sharkticons # 11-17 spring out of the water and rip the icon apart.
Mario: Robotic-
Luigi: Land Sharks!!!
Mario and Luigi attempt to run away from the Sharkticons, but are too slow. The Sharkticons make mincemeat of the Mario Brothers.
As the Sharkticons look for other prey, Joruus is dropped off by Non. Joruus ignites his lightsaber and manages to destroy Sharkticons # 11-13 and 16. Yaddle, Jedi Padawan #33 and Jedi Knight #36 approach the cloned Jedi Master. Although Joruus is skilled, he has the arrogance of the original Jorus, which will be his downfall.
Joruus: I will take all of you on. . . at the same time, no less[motions with hand for the Abomitrons to enter combat].
The lightsaber wielders begin a furious match, showing both the skills and determination of the combatants. Although Joruus manages to kill Padawan #33 and Knight #36, Yaddle is victorious and kills the clone.
Back to the Sharkticons. . .
The Sharkticons are met by Horri-bull and Kreb. The Transformer headmaster bull monster manages to destroy Sharkticons #14 and 15. As the headmaster is about to finish Sharkticon #17, War Machine and Hyperion use all of their weapons and abilities on the Transformer and destroy it. Machine and Hyperion then fly away.
Sharkticon #17 runs and meets up with Goblin #26.
Sharkticon #17: Get on my back and we will swim away to recoup our strength!
Goblin #26: Yamdeero! Uffreay! Arrgha! Oooompherie! [Translation: I said it before. I’ll say it again. I cannot swim!].
Sharkticon knows that he will keep Goblin #26 safe whether the beast can swim or not. It knows that to survive, they must leave now. Sharkticon grabs Goblin #26 and jumps in the water. . . straight into the mouth of the Leviathan, which has been watching and waiting for its prey. The Transformer and Goblin do not notice they have gone into the beast’s mouth until it is too late.
Goblin #26: Boorew! Huatha! Nontotha! [Translation: This is a fine mess you have gotten us into!]
Goblin #26 and Sharkitcon slowly head to their deaths in the Leviathan’s stomach.
Archipelago Beach. . .
Gogeta is still on the small islets. He attempts to signal one of his teammates in the air to get him off of the island since there are too many enemies still remaining. Before he can be flown off the shore, he is met with Naboo Soldiers #1-20. The Soldiers all have their weapons drawn. Although Gogeta manages to take out Naboo Soldiers #1, 4-8 and 12-17, the remaining Soldiers manage to shoot and kill Gogeta. After Gogeta’s death, the sand underneath the Soldiers’ feet bursts forth. Surtur, the huge fire demon, rises from the ground. He has barreled his way underneath the shore from his island to the isles. Surtur smiles and easily dispels of all remaining Naboo Soldiers, being Naboo Soldiers # 2,3, 9-11, and 18-20. Thus, all Naboo are now dead.
Yaddle, along with Batman and Robin, face Surtur. Yaddle ignites his lightsaber and Batman and Robin unleash all of their bat weapons on the demon. Although the demon is injured by their efforts, Surtur uses its magical abilities to finish off Yaddle, Batman and Robin. As Surtur turns around to focus his attention on his other enemies, the Leviathan comes out of the water. Like the Sharkticons’ surprise earlier on Chuck Norris, the Leviathan surprises Surtur and manages to get a hold of Surtur. The Leviathan carries Surtur to the icy depths of the Atlantic Ocean; Surtur, steam rising, perishes.
Above the Isles. . .
The match has come down to the heavyweights. For the Abomitrons are Leviathan, Cyborg Superman, Abin Sur and Hancock. For Alice’s Wonder Team are General Zod, Non, Hyperion and War Machine.
War Machine focuses on Abin Sur. War Machine unleashes a volley of missiles, which Sur manages to block using his Lantern ring. Sur then creates a large hammer which strikes War Machine and causes him to plummet to the icy waters below. Before War Machine hits the water, the Leviathan springs forth and opens its mouth. War Machine is swallowed whole. He will join his teammates in the Leviathan’s belly.
Inside the Leviathan. . .
Sharkticon #17: Hey, War Machine joins us!!!
Goblin #26: Viejo! Decoct! Omnis! [Translation: He joins us in death. . . you sardine can!
In the air. . .
Hyperion and Hancock are in a sky fight. Hancock manages to “throw down” with Hyperion for a lengthy period of time. Nonetheless, Hyperion eventually gets the upper hand by using his freezing breath on Hancock. Hancock, momentarily unable to move, is then struck by Non in the head. The force of the blow crushes Hancock’s skull. Hancock falls to the waters below, dead.
Surface of water. . .
Zod and Non are in a pitched battle with the Leviathan. Although the Leviathan is a formidable beast, it is no match for the Krypton Ian duo. Zod and Non use their heat vision to burn holes in the Leviathan’s skin. The Leviathan, sensing that the two are too much of a match for it, dives into the icy waters. Zod and Non follow the beast and use their frost breath to freeze the Leviathan in a block of ice. The block of ice sinks the Leviathan to the bottom of the ocean where it dies.
In the air. . .
Non and Zod burst from the waters and are met by Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur. Abin Sur uses his ring to encase Non. Although the encasement does not last long, it is enough time for Cyborg Superman to strike Non. Non hurtles to the water. Cyborg Superman follows and is relentless in his crushing blows to the Phantom Zonian. Eventually, Cyborg Superman does enough damage to Non that his heart stops. Non dies.
Hyperion joins the fray. Thus, it is now Zod and Hyperion against Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur. Sur manages to deflect the repeated blows of Zod, but only for so long. Zod eventually gets the better of the Lantern and kills him. Hyperion and Zod then gang up on Cyborg Superman. Although it takes close to an hour of relentless bloodletting, Cyborg Superman is eventually killed by the two “supermen.”
The Abomitrons: All dead.
Alice’s Wonder Team: General Zod and Hyperion alive.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Before the match I look to an island in the Atlantic Ocean; it is filled with palm trees and waterfalls. It is the locker room for Alice’s Wonder Team. The Team is General Zod, Non, Hyperion, SSJ4 Gogeta, Sharkticon #11-17, Surtur, Joruus C'Boath, War Machine and Goblin #26.
Zod: Let us make this quick. I have a press junket to appear at – after we go 3-0, that is.
Sharkticon # 16: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! A press junket for Zod! A press junket for Zod!
War Machine: Lock and load, brother!
Goblin: Arrgha! Oooompherie! [Translation: I cannot swim].
I then look to a small archipelago, only one mile away from Team’s island. The small land masses are banded together by sandbars; it is the locker room for The Abomitrons. The Abomitrons are Leviathan, Mario & Luigi, Sebastian the Crab, Phineas & Ferb w/ Perry, Abin Sur, Horri-bull and Kreb, Naboo Soldier #1-20, Cyborg Superman, Batman and Robin (Dick Grayson), Chuck Norris, Yaddle w/ Jedi Padawan #33, Jedi Knight #36 and Hancock.
Chuck Norris: I am Chuck Norris. I am a warrior.
Hancock: That’s what I’m saying Chuck! Let’s rock!
Sebastian: I am ready for battle; claws and all!
Naboo Solider # 2 [whispers to Naboo Solider # 7]: If the crab dies, I get dibs on the meat.
Since the teams are in close proximity to one another I do not need to teleport them. I simply announce: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!! The battle commences. . . .
On the Islands. . .
Zod picks up Goblin #26 and SSJ4 Gogeta. Non picks up Joruus. The Kryptonians bring their teammates to the Abomitrons’ location and drop them off in various areas of the sandbars’ shallow waters. Hyperion and War Machine, without carrying anyone, also take to the air.
As Gogeta and Goblin #26 are dropped off, they are met by the Abomitrons: Mario and Luigi, and Phineas and Ferb. Goblin, although hesitant in the shallow waters, still sees that he can quickly dispatch of his prey. Thus, the Tolkien monster lunges at Phineas and Ferb. The duo is quickly ripped apart by the Goblin’s ferocity. As the Goblin focuses on Mario and Luigi, it feels an extreme pain in its lower extremities. The pain comes from Perry, who is tearing at the Goblin’s left foot and Sebastian who is clawing the Goblin’s left foot. The Goblin, off balance, falls in the water.
Goblin: Waroo! Tombaka! [Translation: Can I get a little help here, please?]
Gogeta steps in on the action. He quickly smashes Sebastian under his foot, twists and jumps up, using the crustacean as a springboard. Gogeta then comes down with such force that he buries Perry’s head in the sand, killing the small mammal.
The Goblin rises from the shallow water and is faced by Norris, who comes upon the scene.
Norris: Sebastian was a close friend of Chuck Norris. You made Chuck Norris very angry. [Norris takes off his shirt. His perfect body glistens in the Ocean’s salty breeze]. Now, you shall die!
Norris begins doing a bunch of moves in preparation for his battle with Goblin #26. Just as he is ready to fight, Sharkticons # 11-17 spring out of the water and rip the icon apart.
Mario: Robotic-
Luigi: Land Sharks!!!
Mario and Luigi attempt to run away from the Sharkticons, but are too slow. The Sharkticons make mincemeat of the Mario Brothers.
As the Sharkticons look for other prey, Joruus is dropped off by Non. Joruus ignites his lightsaber and manages to destroy Sharkticons # 11-13 and 16. Yaddle, Jedi Padawan #33 and Jedi Knight #36 approach the cloned Jedi Master. Although Joruus is skilled, he has the arrogance of the original Jorus, which will be his downfall.
Joruus: I will take all of you on. . . at the same time, no less[motions with hand for the Abomitrons to enter combat].
The lightsaber wielders begin a furious match, showing both the skills and determination of the combatants. Although Joruus manages to kill Padawan #33 and Knight #36, Yaddle is victorious and kills the clone.
Back to the Sharkticons. . .
The Sharkticons are met by Horri-bull and Kreb. The Transformer headmaster bull monster manages to destroy Sharkticons #14 and 15. As the headmaster is about to finish Sharkticon #17, War Machine and Hyperion use all of their weapons and abilities on the Transformer and destroy it. Machine and Hyperion then fly away.
Sharkticon #17 runs and meets up with Goblin #26.
Sharkticon #17: Get on my back and we will swim away to recoup our strength!
Goblin #26: Yamdeero! Uffreay! Arrgha! Oooompherie! [Translation: I said it before. I’ll say it again. I cannot swim!].
Sharkticon knows that he will keep Goblin #26 safe whether the beast can swim or not. It knows that to survive, they must leave now. Sharkticon grabs Goblin #26 and jumps in the water. . . straight into the mouth of the Leviathan, which has been watching and waiting for its prey. The Transformer and Goblin do not notice they have gone into the beast’s mouth until it is too late.
Goblin #26: Boorew! Huatha! Nontotha! [Translation: This is a fine mess you have gotten us into!]
Goblin #26 and Sharkitcon slowly head to their deaths in the Leviathan’s stomach.
Archipelago Beach. . .
Gogeta is still on the small islets. He attempts to signal one of his teammates in the air to get him off of the island since there are too many enemies still remaining. Before he can be flown off the shore, he is met with Naboo Soldiers #1-20. The Soldiers all have their weapons drawn. Although Gogeta manages to take out Naboo Soldiers #1, 4-8 and 12-17, the remaining Soldiers manage to shoot and kill Gogeta. After Gogeta’s death, the sand underneath the Soldiers’ feet bursts forth. Surtur, the huge fire demon, rises from the ground. He has barreled his way underneath the shore from his island to the isles. Surtur smiles and easily dispels of all remaining Naboo Soldiers, being Naboo Soldiers # 2,3, 9-11, and 18-20. Thus, all Naboo are now dead.
Yaddle, along with Batman and Robin, face Surtur. Yaddle ignites his lightsaber and Batman and Robin unleash all of their bat weapons on the demon. Although the demon is injured by their efforts, Surtur uses its magical abilities to finish off Yaddle, Batman and Robin. As Surtur turns around to focus his attention on his other enemies, the Leviathan comes out of the water. Like the Sharkticons’ surprise earlier on Chuck Norris, the Leviathan surprises Surtur and manages to get a hold of Surtur. The Leviathan carries Surtur to the icy depths of the Atlantic Ocean; Surtur, steam rising, perishes.
Above the Isles. . .
The match has come down to the heavyweights. For the Abomitrons are Leviathan, Cyborg Superman, Abin Sur and Hancock. For Alice’s Wonder Team are General Zod, Non, Hyperion and War Machine.
War Machine focuses on Abin Sur. War Machine unleashes a volley of missiles, which Sur manages to block using his Lantern ring. Sur then creates a large hammer which strikes War Machine and causes him to plummet to the icy waters below. Before War Machine hits the water, the Leviathan springs forth and opens its mouth. War Machine is swallowed whole. He will join his teammates in the Leviathan’s belly.
Inside the Leviathan. . .
Sharkticon #17: Hey, War Machine joins us!!!
Goblin #26: Viejo! Decoct! Omnis! [Translation: He joins us in death. . . you sardine can!
In the air. . .
Hyperion and Hancock are in a sky fight. Hancock manages to “throw down” with Hyperion for a lengthy period of time. Nonetheless, Hyperion eventually gets the upper hand by using his freezing breath on Hancock. Hancock, momentarily unable to move, is then struck by Non in the head. The force of the blow crushes Hancock’s skull. Hancock falls to the waters below, dead.
Surface of water. . .
Zod and Non are in a pitched battle with the Leviathan. Although the Leviathan is a formidable beast, it is no match for the Krypton Ian duo. Zod and Non use their heat vision to burn holes in the Leviathan’s skin. The Leviathan, sensing that the two are too much of a match for it, dives into the icy waters. Zod and Non follow the beast and use their frost breath to freeze the Leviathan in a block of ice. The block of ice sinks the Leviathan to the bottom of the ocean where it dies.
In the air. . .
Non and Zod burst from the waters and are met by Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur. Abin Sur uses his ring to encase Non. Although the encasement does not last long, it is enough time for Cyborg Superman to strike Non. Non hurtles to the water. Cyborg Superman follows and is relentless in his crushing blows to the Phantom Zonian. Eventually, Cyborg Superman does enough damage to Non that his heart stops. Non dies.
Hyperion joins the fray. Thus, it is now Zod and Hyperion against Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur. Sur manages to deflect the repeated blows of Zod, but only for so long. Zod eventually gets the better of the Lantern and kills him. Hyperion and Zod then gang up on Cyborg Superman. Although it takes close to an hour of relentless bloodletting, Cyborg Superman is eventually killed by the two “supermen.”
The Abomitrons: All dead.
Alice’s Wonder Team: General Zod and Hyperion alive.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
The Untouchables vs. Team Sleeping Pussy
I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 3 Match: The Untouchables vs. Team Sleeping Pussy.
Before the match, I have discovered a locker room underneath the water for the Untouchables. Present in the locker room are The Fantastic Four, Broadside, Slippy Toad, Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officers #11 & #12, Navy Seals #33-44, Odysseus, Ursula (bad guy from Little Mermaid), Widget the World Watcher, Captain Cold, Sinestro (with his original Green Lantern Ring), Onslaught, Pikachu and The Pretender Monsters.
Onslaught: I have appeared before this Watcher in Week 1 and am confident that he will again see our victory!
Pikachu: Oovyanu!!!! Goreenaq!!
Navy Seal Chief: What did Pikachu just say?
Sinestro: I think he said “I cannot wait to devour some Pussy!”
Ursula: I would agree.
I then enter the underwater locker room for Team Sleeping Pussy. Present in the locker room are Namor with his Griffin, Aspen, Black Manta, Master Mold, Mimic, Brainiac, Ultron, Vision, Absorbing Man, Female Sentinals #1-9 and Navy Sailors #1-3.
Namor: We have a formidable team in the water! Onward to victory!
Aspen: Let’s make sure that we don’t allow Namor to be wrong!
Brainiac: Remember, one of our comrades already has nine deaths. I calculate that they will focus on Master Mold to push him into the FFL Graveyard!
Master Mold: Do not let that happen. I do not want to be remembered next to Al Dawg!
I teleport the teams to newly constructed platforms; constructed specifically for this battle. The battle commences. . . .
Since members of Team SP are genetically enhanced in the water they immediately dive into their habitat. Namor with his Griffin, Aspen, and Black Manta swim to the Ocean’s depths and formulate a plan which will allow them to utilize their seafaring strengths. The other SP combatants remain on the platform.
Broadside transforms to his vehicle mode and anchors next to the platform. Some of the Untouchables remain on the platform, while others board Broadside. Ursula, a born water-dweller, dives into the Atlantic.
Since the battle is to be held in the Ocean I decide to take the platforms away from the combatants. They now have no support and no base of operations but the water itself.
Team SP falls into the icy Atlantic. The Untouchables instantly react. Sinestro creates a large raft with his ring. Those already aboard Broadside gather the remaining Untouchables. Thus, while Team SP fails to have any means of stability, The Untouchables have both Broadside and Sinestro’s raft as a base of operations.
The humans on Broadside’s deck decide that although they are not super-powered beings, they will lead the charge into battle.
Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officers # 11 and 12 and Navy Seals #33-44 hit the water. They swim toward Team SP. They focus on Navy Sailors #1-3, who are already in the water and waiting for their enemies. Navy Sailors #1-3 are first met by Navy Seal Chief. Due to his superior training over the mere sailors, Chief dispatches with Sailors #1 and #2 without much adieu. Chief looks over to his other teammates. The Navy Seals decide to allow the Petty Officers a chance to finish the life of Navy Seal #3. Navy Seal #3 manages to kill Petty Officer #12, but weakened due to the amount of time struggling in the cold Atlantic, is eventually killed by Petty Officer #11.
Without any solid support under their feet, Master Mold and Female Sentinels #1-9 took to the sky after the platforms vanished. The robots calculate the odds and determine that the least amount of resistance would be met by destroying the humans. Thus, Master Mold takes the lead and single-handedly dispatches with his death ray Navy Seals #33-35 and #39-42. The Sentinels follow suit and lay down concussive rays upon the other human inhabitants. The Sentinels manage to kill the remaining Navy Seals, being #36-38, 43 and 44. Petty Officer #11 and Navy Seal Chief are lucky and escape the robots’ blasts by using their extraordinary lung capacity to dive deep under the water, away from the blasts.
Onslaught notices the robots flying in the air above. They should be easy targets for his magnetism manipulation. He uses his power to destroy Sentinels #1-3 and 7. The robots are crushed by Onslaught like sardine cans. Master Mold determines that it is in his and remaining Sentinels best interests to fly out of range of Onslaught’s powers. Thus, Master Mold and the remaining Sentinels are safe, for now.
Namor with his Griffin cut through the water at an accelerated rate of speed. They charge to the other side of the battlefield and surface. Their rate of speed and surface angle creates a “projectile” effect at the Untouchables. The Griffin manages to crash into Pikachu. The small character is instantly smashed and killed. As Namor and his Griffin enter the water (after destroying Pikachu), Captain Cold manages to fire his cold ray at the Atlantean and his beast. The ray strikes the Griffin and nearly misses Namor.
Ursula sees that the Griffin is hurt and uses this to her advantage. The Little Mermaid’s nemesis stealthily approaches the Griffin. Her tentacles manage to capture the Griffin and Namor is thrown off the beast.
Ursula: I shall like tearing you apart piece by piece with my arms.
The Griffin bites Ursula and manages to escape, but for only an instant. The Griffin is caught again. As Namor rushes to save his steed, Ursula finishes the job she set out to do. Namor becomes enfuriated and races toward Ursula. Namor then notices his teammate Black Manta. Manta uses his array of weapons, including blades, electric blasts from wrist gauntlets, miniaturized torpedoes and energy beams from his helmet to destroy Ursula.
Manta [looking at Namor]: I love calamari.
Namor: Thank you my friend. Although I wished vengeance were mine, I appreciate your strength and allegiance.
At the surface. . .
Mimic sees his previous mentor across the waves. Mimic uses his powers and becomes a mimic of Onslaught. Mimic then uses Onslaught’s powers against him. The battle is furious and evenly matched. Each participant in the battle strains at the repeated attempts to protect himself and yet, destroy the other. “Onslaught’s” other teammates see what is going on and decide to use the ebbing strengths of “Onslaught” to their advantage. Both Ultron and Vision attack Onslaught. Ultron uses his "encephalo-ray" which places Onslaught into a deathlike coma. Vision then finishes him off. The true Onslaught is now dead.
Meanwhile, Mimic is attacked by the Fantastic Four’s Thing and Human Torch.
Thing: It’s Clobberin’ Time!
The Thing manages to smash Mimic in the face repeatedly. The Human Torch then sets him afire. As before him with Onslaught, due to being in a weakened disposition, Mimic dies.
As the Human Torch flies away Aspen strikes. She uses her powers and engulfs the Human Torch in a shower of the cold Atlantic water. The drenching of the Torch extinguishes his flame. Aspen also manages to use her water powers to grab hold of the Thing. The Thing is pounded by the waters and is eventually taken off his feet. Aspen, holding both the Thing and Torch in her waters, sink them both to the Ocean’s depths. They drown and die. Aspen then swims away.
Master Mold and Female Sentinels #4-6 and #8 and 9 come back to the battle and are met by the Pretender Monsters. The Pretender Monsters are separate now. Each Transformer focuses on a separate robot. The Pretender Monsters manage to destroy all of the remaining Female Sentinels, #4-6, #8 and 9. Master Mold, calculating the possibility of defeating the Pretender Monsters and protecting its own hide, retreats.
Broadside. . .
Slippy Toad is now on Broadside and inventing his newest weapon, specifically formulated to battle in the water. Absorbing Man manages to swim near Broadside and begins to use his weapon to smash at the Transformer. Slippy Toad, protecting his teammate, pulls out his laser gun and fires. Absorbing Man is struck by the weapon’s beam. Absorbing Man uses this energy and becomes a specially crafted water laser entity. He smiles and uses his ball and chain to fry and crush the young toad inventor. Slippy Toad is road kill.
Captain Cold, out of instinct, aims his weapon at Absorbing Man.
Reed Richards: No!
Too late - as Absorbing Man takes on the weapon’s characteristics. Absorbing Man’s body transforms into an embodiment of Captain Cold’s ray. His body is a pure icy weapon now. He thinks it is justice befitting Captain Cold as he uses his own “cold” against him. Absorbing Man heaves his chain around his head until the ball smashes Cold’s face and crushes his skull.
Sinestro believing that the raft no longer serves a purpose since it appears Broadside has his teammates covered, transports the remaining members to Broadside. The members stand on the deck of Broadside and formulate an additional plan of attack. Sinestro takes off in the sky. He is met by Ultron. Sinestro uses his ring in an attempt to smash Ultron. Ultron due to his adamantium armor withstands Sinestro’s blasts. Ultron uses his laser ray and scorches Sinestro’s arm with his ring. Sinestro attempts to raise his limp arm and ring in defense. While Sinestro is distracted, Vision flies behind Sinestro and kills the Lantern with an energy projection beam.
Other side of battlefield. . .
Namor is swimming in the water and notices another Griffin. He cannot believe his eyes. Could the Gods be so kind to give him another Griffin to drive into battle? Namor moves closer to the Griffin and notices that the Griffin is a purplish color. He realizes that he has been tricked by Widget the World Watcher. Namor, furious at being duped by the four foot alien, uses his trident and skewers the Horsehead Nebula inhabitant.
Broadside. . .
Aboard Broadside are Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officer #11, Invisible Girl, Reed Richards, Odysseus and the Pretender Monsters. They await the sea combatants of Team SP. Broadside uses his tracking systems to locate Master Mold. The Transformer uses all of its armaments, along with the Pretender Monsters, to fire upon the master Sentinel. The repeated concussions and blasts are too much for Master Mold, who plummets to its doom. Nonetheless, if it is going to die, it decides that it will make its final death worthy of the greatest combatants in the FFL – it will take some of the Untouchables with it. Thus, as Master Mold falls to its final doom, it strikes Broadside and crushes some of those topside, being Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officer #11, Odysseus and Invisible Girl.
Black Manta then sees an opportunity and approaches the craft. Reed Richards, although saddened beyond words at the loss of his entire FF family, instantly acts and wraps himself around Manta. His elastic limbs rip off Manta’s helmet. He then uses his plastic-like limbs to suffocate and kill Manta. With Manta killed, Richards reaches for the ship. He does not make it as he is hit by the Absorbing Man’s Wrecking Ball and dies. In retaliation, both the Pretender Monsters and Broadside unload their weapons on the Absorbing Man. Not thinking clearly due to him being repeatedly pummeled, Absorbing Man transforms into the water in which he is in. His watery body disbands as Broadside fires upon him. Absorbing Man meets a watery grave.
The Pretender Monsters and Broadside have almost single-handedly destroyed the entire SP Team. Brainiac, under-utilized by Team SP in the battle calculates what must be done. He discusses the matter with Ultron. Thus, Ultron knows what he must do to finish the match and destroy his enemies, once and for all. He takes his nuclear furnace out of his casing and uses it to destroy the Monsters and Broadside. Ultron destroys himself in the process.
Namor, Vision and Aspen swim away - victorious.
The Untouchables: All dead.
Team Sleeping Pussy: Namor, Aspen, Brainiac and Vision alive.
TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Before the match, I have discovered a locker room underneath the water for the Untouchables. Present in the locker room are The Fantastic Four, Broadside, Slippy Toad, Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officers #11 & #12, Navy Seals #33-44, Odysseus, Ursula (bad guy from Little Mermaid), Widget the World Watcher, Captain Cold, Sinestro (with his original Green Lantern Ring), Onslaught, Pikachu and The Pretender Monsters.
Onslaught: I have appeared before this Watcher in Week 1 and am confident that he will again see our victory!
Pikachu: Oovyanu!!!! Goreenaq!!
Navy Seal Chief: What did Pikachu just say?
Sinestro: I think he said “I cannot wait to devour some Pussy!”
Ursula: I would agree.
I then enter the underwater locker room for Team Sleeping Pussy. Present in the locker room are Namor with his Griffin, Aspen, Black Manta, Master Mold, Mimic, Brainiac, Ultron, Vision, Absorbing Man, Female Sentinals #1-9 and Navy Sailors #1-3.
Namor: We have a formidable team in the water! Onward to victory!
Aspen: Let’s make sure that we don’t allow Namor to be wrong!
Brainiac: Remember, one of our comrades already has nine deaths. I calculate that they will focus on Master Mold to push him into the FFL Graveyard!
Master Mold: Do not let that happen. I do not want to be remembered next to Al Dawg!
I teleport the teams to newly constructed platforms; constructed specifically for this battle. The battle commences. . . .
Since members of Team SP are genetically enhanced in the water they immediately dive into their habitat. Namor with his Griffin, Aspen, and Black Manta swim to the Ocean’s depths and formulate a plan which will allow them to utilize their seafaring strengths. The other SP combatants remain on the platform.
Broadside transforms to his vehicle mode and anchors next to the platform. Some of the Untouchables remain on the platform, while others board Broadside. Ursula, a born water-dweller, dives into the Atlantic.
Since the battle is to be held in the Ocean I decide to take the platforms away from the combatants. They now have no support and no base of operations but the water itself.
Team SP falls into the icy Atlantic. The Untouchables instantly react. Sinestro creates a large raft with his ring. Those already aboard Broadside gather the remaining Untouchables. Thus, while Team SP fails to have any means of stability, The Untouchables have both Broadside and Sinestro’s raft as a base of operations.
The humans on Broadside’s deck decide that although they are not super-powered beings, they will lead the charge into battle.
Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officers # 11 and 12 and Navy Seals #33-44 hit the water. They swim toward Team SP. They focus on Navy Sailors #1-3, who are already in the water and waiting for their enemies. Navy Sailors #1-3 are first met by Navy Seal Chief. Due to his superior training over the mere sailors, Chief dispatches with Sailors #1 and #2 without much adieu. Chief looks over to his other teammates. The Navy Seals decide to allow the Petty Officers a chance to finish the life of Navy Seal #3. Navy Seal #3 manages to kill Petty Officer #12, but weakened due to the amount of time struggling in the cold Atlantic, is eventually killed by Petty Officer #11.
Without any solid support under their feet, Master Mold and Female Sentinels #1-9 took to the sky after the platforms vanished. The robots calculate the odds and determine that the least amount of resistance would be met by destroying the humans. Thus, Master Mold takes the lead and single-handedly dispatches with his death ray Navy Seals #33-35 and #39-42. The Sentinels follow suit and lay down concussive rays upon the other human inhabitants. The Sentinels manage to kill the remaining Navy Seals, being #36-38, 43 and 44. Petty Officer #11 and Navy Seal Chief are lucky and escape the robots’ blasts by using their extraordinary lung capacity to dive deep under the water, away from the blasts.
Onslaught notices the robots flying in the air above. They should be easy targets for his magnetism manipulation. He uses his power to destroy Sentinels #1-3 and 7. The robots are crushed by Onslaught like sardine cans. Master Mold determines that it is in his and remaining Sentinels best interests to fly out of range of Onslaught’s powers. Thus, Master Mold and the remaining Sentinels are safe, for now.
Namor with his Griffin cut through the water at an accelerated rate of speed. They charge to the other side of the battlefield and surface. Their rate of speed and surface angle creates a “projectile” effect at the Untouchables. The Griffin manages to crash into Pikachu. The small character is instantly smashed and killed. As Namor and his Griffin enter the water (after destroying Pikachu), Captain Cold manages to fire his cold ray at the Atlantean and his beast. The ray strikes the Griffin and nearly misses Namor.
Ursula sees that the Griffin is hurt and uses this to her advantage. The Little Mermaid’s nemesis stealthily approaches the Griffin. Her tentacles manage to capture the Griffin and Namor is thrown off the beast.
Ursula: I shall like tearing you apart piece by piece with my arms.
The Griffin bites Ursula and manages to escape, but for only an instant. The Griffin is caught again. As Namor rushes to save his steed, Ursula finishes the job she set out to do. Namor becomes enfuriated and races toward Ursula. Namor then notices his teammate Black Manta. Manta uses his array of weapons, including blades, electric blasts from wrist gauntlets, miniaturized torpedoes and energy beams from his helmet to destroy Ursula.
Manta [looking at Namor]: I love calamari.
Namor: Thank you my friend. Although I wished vengeance were mine, I appreciate your strength and allegiance.
At the surface. . .
Mimic sees his previous mentor across the waves. Mimic uses his powers and becomes a mimic of Onslaught. Mimic then uses Onslaught’s powers against him. The battle is furious and evenly matched. Each participant in the battle strains at the repeated attempts to protect himself and yet, destroy the other. “Onslaught’s” other teammates see what is going on and decide to use the ebbing strengths of “Onslaught” to their advantage. Both Ultron and Vision attack Onslaught. Ultron uses his "encephalo-ray" which places Onslaught into a deathlike coma. Vision then finishes him off. The true Onslaught is now dead.
Meanwhile, Mimic is attacked by the Fantastic Four’s Thing and Human Torch.
Thing: It’s Clobberin’ Time!
The Thing manages to smash Mimic in the face repeatedly. The Human Torch then sets him afire. As before him with Onslaught, due to being in a weakened disposition, Mimic dies.
As the Human Torch flies away Aspen strikes. She uses her powers and engulfs the Human Torch in a shower of the cold Atlantic water. The drenching of the Torch extinguishes his flame. Aspen also manages to use her water powers to grab hold of the Thing. The Thing is pounded by the waters and is eventually taken off his feet. Aspen, holding both the Thing and Torch in her waters, sink them both to the Ocean’s depths. They drown and die. Aspen then swims away.
Master Mold and Female Sentinels #4-6 and #8 and 9 come back to the battle and are met by the Pretender Monsters. The Pretender Monsters are separate now. Each Transformer focuses on a separate robot. The Pretender Monsters manage to destroy all of the remaining Female Sentinels, #4-6, #8 and 9. Master Mold, calculating the possibility of defeating the Pretender Monsters and protecting its own hide, retreats.
Broadside. . .
Slippy Toad is now on Broadside and inventing his newest weapon, specifically formulated to battle in the water. Absorbing Man manages to swim near Broadside and begins to use his weapon to smash at the Transformer. Slippy Toad, protecting his teammate, pulls out his laser gun and fires. Absorbing Man is struck by the weapon’s beam. Absorbing Man uses this energy and becomes a specially crafted water laser entity. He smiles and uses his ball and chain to fry and crush the young toad inventor. Slippy Toad is road kill.
Captain Cold, out of instinct, aims his weapon at Absorbing Man.
Reed Richards: No!
Too late - as Absorbing Man takes on the weapon’s characteristics. Absorbing Man’s body transforms into an embodiment of Captain Cold’s ray. His body is a pure icy weapon now. He thinks it is justice befitting Captain Cold as he uses his own “cold” against him. Absorbing Man heaves his chain around his head until the ball smashes Cold’s face and crushes his skull.
Sinestro believing that the raft no longer serves a purpose since it appears Broadside has his teammates covered, transports the remaining members to Broadside. The members stand on the deck of Broadside and formulate an additional plan of attack. Sinestro takes off in the sky. He is met by Ultron. Sinestro uses his ring in an attempt to smash Ultron. Ultron due to his adamantium armor withstands Sinestro’s blasts. Ultron uses his laser ray and scorches Sinestro’s arm with his ring. Sinestro attempts to raise his limp arm and ring in defense. While Sinestro is distracted, Vision flies behind Sinestro and kills the Lantern with an energy projection beam.
Other side of battlefield. . .
Namor is swimming in the water and notices another Griffin. He cannot believe his eyes. Could the Gods be so kind to give him another Griffin to drive into battle? Namor moves closer to the Griffin and notices that the Griffin is a purplish color. He realizes that he has been tricked by Widget the World Watcher. Namor, furious at being duped by the four foot alien, uses his trident and skewers the Horsehead Nebula inhabitant.
Broadside. . .
Aboard Broadside are Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officer #11, Invisible Girl, Reed Richards, Odysseus and the Pretender Monsters. They await the sea combatants of Team SP. Broadside uses his tracking systems to locate Master Mold. The Transformer uses all of its armaments, along with the Pretender Monsters, to fire upon the master Sentinel. The repeated concussions and blasts are too much for Master Mold, who plummets to its doom. Nonetheless, if it is going to die, it decides that it will make its final death worthy of the greatest combatants in the FFL – it will take some of the Untouchables with it. Thus, as Master Mold falls to its final doom, it strikes Broadside and crushes some of those topside, being Navy Seal Chief, Petty Officer #11, Odysseus and Invisible Girl.
Black Manta then sees an opportunity and approaches the craft. Reed Richards, although saddened beyond words at the loss of his entire FF family, instantly acts and wraps himself around Manta. His elastic limbs rip off Manta’s helmet. He then uses his plastic-like limbs to suffocate and kill Manta. With Manta killed, Richards reaches for the ship. He does not make it as he is hit by the Absorbing Man’s Wrecking Ball and dies. In retaliation, both the Pretender Monsters and Broadside unload their weapons on the Absorbing Man. Not thinking clearly due to him being repeatedly pummeled, Absorbing Man transforms into the water in which he is in. His watery body disbands as Broadside fires upon him. Absorbing Man meets a watery grave.
The Pretender Monsters and Broadside have almost single-handedly destroyed the entire SP Team. Brainiac, under-utilized by Team SP in the battle calculates what must be done. He discusses the matter with Ultron. Thus, Ultron knows what he must do to finish the match and destroy his enemies, once and for all. He takes his nuclear furnace out of his casing and uses it to destroy the Monsters and Broadside. Ultron destroys himself in the process.
Namor, Vision and Aspen swim away - victorious.
The Untouchables: All dead.
Team Sleeping Pussy: Namor, Aspen, Brainiac and Vision alive.
TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!!!
BY POPULAR DEMAND: Finalized Season 2 Rosters (finally)
Better Than All of You
Head Coach: Cobra Commander
Assistant Coaches: Red Skull & Lex Luthor
Predator #1-50
Aquaman
Aqualad
Aquababy
Thanos
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Mephisto
Storm Shadow
Agent Smith
Snake Eyes
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Sabu
Rob Van Damm
The Terminator (from T-1)
The Terminator (from T-2)
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart
Davey Boy Smith
The Dynamite Kid
Terminator #1-40
Skeletor
The Blues Bros.
John Rambo
Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch)
Ric Flair
Arn Anderson
Ole Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Doc Holliday
Hulk Hogan
Gandalf The White
Beechhead
Dozer #4
Macho Man Randy Savage
Megadeth (all 4)
Army Soldiers #1-24
David Dunn
Smoke
Mr. Mind
Triple H
Loki & Bartleby
Jedi Guardian #1 & 2
Astro Droid #17 & 18
N.S.-5 #1-22
Dozer #6
Tomax & Xamot
Grey Hulk
Abomination
Flash (Wally West)
Black Suit Spiderman
Batman (Jean Paul Valley)
Yogurt
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Nick Fury
The Rock
Baron Zemo
Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
Deathlok
Tombstone
Batman Beyond
Ninja Pirate #3 & 4
Cobra Viper #1-35
Gwar (Oderus Urungus, Flattus Maximus, Balsac The Jaws of Death, Beefcake the Mighty, Jizmack da Gusha, Slymenstra Hymen, The Sexecutioner, & Sleazey P. Martini).
Wolfsbane
Terry Funk
Reptile
Bishop
Sagat
Lonestar & Barf
Orc #1-18
Practice Squad
Army Soldier #25-33
Cobra Viper #36-50
Orc #19
The Untouchables
Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon
Assistant Coaches: Brainiac 5 & Void
Deadpool
Megatron
The Constructicons
Voodoo
Spartan
Grifter
Zealot
Warblade
Maul
Lord Emp
Ras’ Al Ghul
Mr. Fantastic
Invisible Woman
Human Torch
The Thing
Aphrodite
Pyro
Mystique
Legolas
She-Hulk
Bombshell
Kickback
Shrapnell
The Sorceress of Castle Gray Skull
James Bond
The Punisher
Green Arrow
Black Canary
Broadside
Onslaught
Sinestro (Green Ring)
The Atom
Big Bird
Snuffaluffagus
Elven Soldier #1-12
She-Ra
Swift Wind
Madame Razz
Broom
The Pretender Monsters
Cosmic Boy
Lightning Lad
Saturn Girl
Phantom Girl
Bouncing Boy
Triplicate Girl
Timber Wolf
Chameleon Boy
Karate Kid
Fremen #43-54
Malficent
Boromir
Purple Dragon #1-6
Scourge
The Sweeps
Ursula
The Protectabots
Huntress
Female Dr. Light
Macguyver
Space Trooper #1-20
(movie) Bumblebee
Capt. Cold
(movie) Brawl
Mr. Incredible
Elastigirl
Violet
Dash
Jack Jack
Griffin #1-6
Matt & Teresa Oblack
Ent #1-10
Merlin
Slippy Toad
Tinkerbell
Doc Hudson
Dr. Polaris
Nazgul #9 w/ horse & Fell Beast
Gate Crasher
Detective Yelina Salas
Robin (Jason Todd)
Lightning Mcqueen
Dark Side Akolyte #7-18
Huffer
Hoist
Inferno
Aleta One
Weasal
Sith Lord #11 & 12
Dark Jedi #19-24
Odysseus
Pounce & Wingspan
Sydney Briscoe
Syrin
Cordelia
John Spartan
Ant Man 2
Kung Lao
Paula Dean
Prof. Mognonagle
Widget the World Watcher
Xio Jade
Micro Chip
Eclipso
Daredevil
Ant Man
Scarecrow
Mambi
Gillotina
Lishina
Stompa
Bernadett
Mad Harriet
Sgt. Todd
Granny Goodness
The Blob
Navy Seal #33-44
Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11-13
Plastic Man
Hawk
Male Dr. Light
Calleigh Dusquene
Nataleigh Boa Vista
Beast Man
Eric Dalko
Alex Woods
Ryan Wolfe
Det. Sgt. Frank Tripp
Duncan Idaho Ghola #9
Horse #6-11
Private Ryan
Pikachu
Tomar Tu
Practice Squad
Jay
Kay
Casper the Friendly Ghost
Sean
Patrick
Horace
Rudy
Eugene
Phoebe
Marilyn Monroe
Capt. Typho
Spike Witwicky
Plastic Baby
Gung Ho
Horse #1-4
Purple Dragon #7-10
Griffin #7-10
Elven Soldier #13-15
Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches
Head Coach: Hanibal of Crete
Assistant Coaches: Austin & Pablo
Darth Vader
Doomsday
Carnage
Wolverine
Boba Fett
Michael Myers
Black Dragon #1-14
Darth Talon
Duncan Mcleod
Capt. Britain
Trident
Skullcruncher & Grax
Nazgul #6 w/ horse & fell beast
Hemione Granger
Sharkticon #1-10
Mer-Man
Gambit
Krypto
The Arc Troopers
Velociraptor #1-15
Dark Phoenix
Red Hulk
Orion
Holocaust
Magog
Skrull #1-22
Star Wolf
Belle & The Beast
Dracula
Cyclonus
Cyclonus’ Armada
Spike
Arkillo
King Hiss
Warg #1-6
Dementor #1-10
Slugslinger & Caliburst
Abe Sapien
Lizard
Sasquatch
White Dragon #1-12
Car Voltron (Sea, Land, & Air Group)
Killer Kroc
Vulcan
Sumara
Dark Side Marauder #1-12
Fangry & Briscoe
Vega
Warg Rider #1-10
Rider’s Warg #1-10
Tunnel Rat
Sentinal #1-18
War Skrull #6-10
Hush
Noob Saibot
Uruk Hai #1-19
Krayt Dragon #1 & 2
Fly Wheels
Max Mercury
Double Cross
Rain
N.S.-5 #37 & 38
Storm Trooper #15
Green Dragon #1-18
Brood #6-10
Trigger Happy & Blow Pipe
R2-KT
Ash
Practice Squad
Coach: Tyrone
Assistant Coaches: Tasha & Uniqua
Dark Side Marauder #13-20
Green Dragon #19-26
White Dragon #13-20
Team Sleeping Pussy
Head Coach: Alexander Luthor
Assistant Coaches: Herman Munster & Grandpa Munster
Ultron
Namor
Namor’s Griffin
Dr. Strange
Cyslops
Jean Grey
Ice-Man
Beast
Angel
Mimic
Black Manta
Brainiac
Travis Bickle
Kilowag
Rorschach
Dr. Manhattan
The Comedian
Ozymandias
Nite Owl 2
Capt. Metropolis
Silk Spectre 2
Aspen
Vampirella
Bullseye
Enchantress
Master Mold
Vision
Block Buster
Mothra
Dirty Harry Calahan
Snake Pliskin
Absorbing Man
Super Skrull
Skrull #23-50
War Skrull #1-5
Compy #29-90
Baron Mordo
Stick
Mr. Joshua
Bill the Butcher
Jubilee
Kazar & Zabu
Deathbird
Blink
Giant Man
Navy Sailor #1-30
Unus the Untouchable
Master Mind
Capt. Boomerang
Binary
Brood Queen
Brood #1-5
Cloak & Dagger
Female Sentinal #1-10
Roy Batty
Alien Xenomorph #1-54
Francis Beggbee
Shield Agent #1-10
Black Cat
Kahn
Elektra
Banshee
Thunderbird
Biff Tannon
Smoking Man
Norman Rockwell
Bad Guy from Scanners
Flash (Jay Garrett)
Spider Woman
Kang
Quicksilver
Practice Squad
Coach: Lily Munster
Assistant Coaches: Eddie Munster & Marilyn Munster
Alien Xenomorph #55-84
TEAM
Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Mother Brain & Mr. Spock
Superman
Thor
Unicron
Luke Skywalker
Galvatron
Godzilla
Cronos
Young Boba Fett
Treebeard
Jack Sparrow
He-Man
Battle Cat
Orco
Seraph
Suk Doctor #20
God Emperor Leto II
R2-D2
C3-P0
Underdog
The Combaticons
Blaster
Rewind
Eject
Steeljaw
Ramhorn
Raindance & Grandslam
The Shining Force
Mr. Myagi
Jango Fett
Dr. Robotnick
Samus
Bowser
Freddy Krueger
Ryan Poteracki
Amy Damico
Ghanima Atreides
Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31,33, & 34
Thunderstrike
Space Ghost
Jan
Jace
Blip
Jet Li
The Thor Clone
Jackie Chan
Willow
Emerald Weapon
Kefka
Sephiroth
Ethan Hunt
Iron Hide
Gen. Thade
Futar #1-10
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-20
Gannon
Phibian #1-10
Bruce Lee
The Eagle
Tleilaxlu Master #3-10
Valkyrie #1-5
Set
Zilla
Streaks
Comet
The Kurgan
Gen. Maximus
King Randor
Voltron
Bloodwind
(movie) Iron Hide
Cypher
No-Ship Futars #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Astro Train
Blitz Wing
Hot Rod
Jazz
Bomber Man
Ness
Wil-E-Coyote
Roadrunner
Astaroth
Jack Lalane
Baby Wolverine
Hector
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Ed Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Leader-1
Nyobi
Griffin Poteracki
Nightmare
John Wayne
Fortress Maximus
Fred Baker
Mitsurgi
Cop-Tur
The Power Dashers
Crome Dome & Stylor
Dirge
Sky Warp
Swoop
Wheel Jack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector
Thrust
Teletran 1
Wreck-Gar
Junkeon #11 & 12
Kid Flash
Perceptor
R.C.
Gold Bug
Lando Calrissean
Cybertronian Guardian #1-10
Seaspray
Sith Lord #6 & 7
Sharkticon #47-50
Patrick
Squidward
Mr. Krabs
Shockwave
Jaws
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Knight #32
Nien Numb
Adi Gallia
Depa Billaba & Jedi Padawan #16
Battle Trap
Yareal Poof
Evil Paul Atreides Ghola
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two Face
Ape Face & Spasma
Shimmell
Practice Squad
Coach: Tleilaxlu Master #1
Assistant Coaches: Jimmy Olsen & Lois Lane
Mike Sroka
Laura Sroka
Mimmell
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Shaun Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Adolf Hitler
Dozer #7
Richard Zacharski
Mike Genet
Samwise Gamgee
Bill the Pony
Frodo Baggins
Tleilaxlu Master #2
Valkyrie #6-20
The Horsemen of Apokolips
Head Coach: Hanibal Lectur
Assistant Coaches: Elderly Bruce Wayne & Vandal Savage
Achilles
Darkseid
Polaris
Juggernaut
Sinestro (yellow ring)
The Witch King w/ horse & fell beast
Starcream
Parasite
Super Girl
Deathstroke
Luke Skywalker (GJM)
Chris & Julie Artrip
Havok
Jedi Youngling #37 & 38
The Stunticons
Miho
Sabertooth
The Balrog of Moria
T-Rex #1-4
Archangel
Astro-droid #11 & 12
Elrond
Dementor #11-20
Meggan
The Silverhawks
Serci
Multiple Man
Charleton Heston
Plo Koon
Tommy the Green Ranger
Task Master
Navy Seal #1-18
Superboy Prime
Hades
Lucius Malfoy
Feyd-Rautha Harkonen
The Tiger-Sharks
Sheanna
Thinking Machine #1-3
Saesse Tiin
Eeth Koth
Mara Jade
Blur
Prowl
Road Buster
Tripticon
Emma Frost
Cable
Mr. Sinister
Venom 2
The Sentry
Dakkan
Iron Patriot
(new) Capt. Marvel
Moonstone
Sunstorm
Gozar
Zuul
Vince Clortho
Phoenix
Josh Houslander
Sebastian Shaw
Medusa
The Gorgons
Larry Reamer
Joker
Harley Quinn
Nazgul #4
Nazgul #5
Nazgul #7
Nazgul #8
The Seacons
Red X
Quintasson Judge
The Fuzzy Monster
Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #1-6
Sandworm #14
Chemo
Gold Face
Solomon Grundy
Monarch
Sludge
Dazzler
KISS
Cannonball
Amazon #1-24
Gurney Halleck
Sith Lord #13 & 14
Amon Sur
Kalibak
Fremen #31-42
Ramjet
Stitch
Droideka #6-10
Ravager
Baraka
Elixir
Slag
Snarl
Dark Jedi Master #1-10
Dark Jedi #1-10
Circuit Breaker
Punch/Counterpunch
Springer
Sunstreaker
Sideswipe
The Master
Gideon
Jason Voorhies
Six Shot
Cave Troll #1-6
Glory
Calysto
Swamp Thing
Vincent Valentine
Kane of Runefast
Gold Dragon #1 & 2
Green Dragon #29 & 30
Liono
Hordack
Pinhead
The One Above All
Sea Worm #1-8
Beatrix Lastrange
Wolfman
Exitar
Steppenwolfe
Cloud Strife
Selene the Black Queen
Madeline Pryor
Practice Squad
Coach: J.R.R. Tolkien
Assistant Coaches: Christopher Tolkien & Grand Moff Tarkin
Arachorn
Warlock
Casey F’n Rybeck
Elongated Man
Cheetah
Serpentor
Globulus
Wyatt Earp
Sparkplug
Bugs Bunny
Sunspot
Elderly Bruce Wayne’s Dog
Desaad
Simon Belmont
Cave Troll #7-12
Navy Seal #19, 20, & 26
Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #7
Thinking Machine #4-8
George Washington’s Slaves
Head Coach: George Washington
Assistant Coaches: Robert E. Lee & William Wallace
Yoda
Kybuck
Optimus Prime
Jason Bourne
Fidel Castro
Sayid
Cosmos
Collossus
Sauron
Al Dawg
Capt. Kirk
T-1000
Loki
Fizzle
Sgt. Slaughter
Red Dog Mercer
Taurus
Adm. Ackbar
Santa Claus
Rudolf
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Bebop
Rocksteady
Cade Skywalker
Jack Daniels
Jedi Master #1-19
Martian Manhunter
Suk Doctor #1-5
Spongebob Squarepants
Crash Bandicoot
Sonny (I-Robot)
Sandworm #15-20
Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen 7-19
R5-D4
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Agen Kolar
Cave Dump
Starship Trooper #1-30
Darth Plaguis
Super Soldier
Dare the Terminator
Connor Mcleod
Ben Skywalker
Sypho Diaz
Amazo
Scorpion
Cassandra Nova
Patrichlus
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Dormamu
Simon Phoenix
Tank
Dozer
Frank Martin
Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez
Windcharger
Ajax Major
Ki Adi Mundi
Zack Morris
A.C. Slater
Screech
Jesse Spano
Lisa Turtle
Kelly Kapowski
Hound
Jimmy Nuetron
Huckleberry Hound
Sonny Chiba
Neo
Trinity
Box
Mad Eye Moonie
Moe
Larry Curly
Jedi Youngling #1-23, 31
Ninja #1-10, & 15
Metroid #19 & 20
Jabba the Hutt
Sarumon
Gollum
Gonzo
Kamilla
Sgt Marcus Phoenix
Dominic Santiago
Augustus Cole
Damon Baird
Bronze Dragon #20
Roller
Ginaz Swordsmen #1-9
Wild Man #1-6
Fell Beast #1-10
Cthulu
Marty Mcfly
Beowolf
Ben Linus
Gargamel
Azrael
Wedge
King Kong
Uncle Buck
N.S.-5 #39 & 40
Red Dragon #10
The Weasaly Twins
Taki
Zorack
Stinkor
Barney Fife
Andy of Mayberry
Rocky Balboa
Stonewall Jackson
Tony the Tiger
Shaak Ti
Frankenstein
Capt. Bicard
Inspector Gadget
Arisia
Mr. Miracle
Bilbo Baggins
Bart Simpson
Duncan Idaho Ghola #7
Bill Rizer
Lance Beam
Kyle Reese
Crimmell
Darkman
Corbin Dallas
Wesley Willis
Yoshi
Practice Squad
Coach: Bill Clinton
Assistant Coaches: Ryan Burke & Ron Jeremy
Jerry Seinfeld
Elaine Benus
George Castanza
Cosmo Kramer
Dave Seville
Alvin
Simon Theodore
Peter Griffin
Stewie
Brian
Lois
Meg
Chris
Hillary Clinton
Youngling #24-30
Le’ Napoleon Brigade
Head Coach: Napoleon Bonaparte
Assistant Coaches: Yoda’s Spirit & Bo Schembechler
John Mclaine
Obi Wan Kenobi
Gandalf
Wonder Woman
Wonder Girl
Poison Ivy
Morpheus
Sawyer
Emperor Palpatine
Jaws
Sky Fire
Alan Scott
Jules
Vincent Vega
Man at Arms
Teela
Allia Atreides
Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12
Jedi Knight #1-15
Aragorn
Velociraptor #31-48
Wonder Boy
Young Nasty Man
Jedi Master #31-40
Daniel Rousseau
Robin Hood
Little John
The Spice Girls
Army Soldier #101-130
Catwoman
Evil Lynn
Skeletor’s Crack Troops #1-12
Allia Ghola
Fox
Coleman Trebor
Marcellus Wallace
Arwen
Penguin
Dr. Juliet Burke
Desmond Hume
Ron Meyer
Lochness Monster
John Locke
Giada De Laurentis
Arachne
Conky
Sonja Blade
Black Hand
Princess Leia
Silver Dragon #1-15
Shadowfax
Jedi Padawan #23-29
Darth Nihilus
Princess Leia (Jedi)
Storm Trooper #51-83
Astro-Droid #1 & 2
Chriselon
Modulock
Squezze Play & Lokos
Lala
Snow Trooper #46-50
Namorita
Namora
Horse #26-44
Lara Croft
Amazon
Duncan Idaho Ghola #2
Anakin Solo
Aeon Flux
Baron Fel
Atreides Soldier #1-10
Karg
Mike Lowry
Marcus Brunett
Even Piel
Bo Jackson
Red Devil
Kate Austen
Riddler
Hecate
Oscar the Grouch
Atrocikus
Maverick
Goose
Andre the Giant
Big Boy
Van Helsing
Princess Zelda
Courtney Cox
Jolly Green Giant
Sprout
The Farmer
Padme Amidala
Batgirl (C.C.)
Power Girl
Guy Gardner (Yellow Ring)
Bedovian
Sando Aqua Monster
Romeo
Juliet
Glinda the Good Witch
Practice Squad
Coach:Carrie Bradshaw
Assistant Coaches: Vito Corleone & Sonny Corleone
The Jetsons
Fozzy
Aerosmith
Pee-Wee Herman
Pterry
Skeletor Troop #13-15
Astro Droid #3-10
Storm Trooper #84-87
The Right Wing
Head Coach: Mike Huckabee
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch
Posieden
Silver Surfer
Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash
John Stewart
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Snow Trooper #1-9
Ninja #1-12
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Sith Lord #15
Jedi Padawan #1-15, 38, & 39
Darth Malack
Duncan Idaho Ghola #6
Green Goblin
Jedi Knight #16-31
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Macail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Army Soldier #131-160
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Elephant #1-10
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopea
Delphi
Hector
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Smurf #3
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Gondor Soldier #1-30
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Pirate #1-10
Drucilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1-2
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Slimer
Gold Dragon #10-15
Donkey Kong Jr.
Practice Squad
Ninja #13-15
Teddy Tear
Phibian #11-20
Snow Troooper #10-24
The Commandos (Sorry I’m just not writing it today)
Head Coach: Barack Obama
Assistant Coaches: Hannah Montana & Dr. Doom
Dave Bowman
Buffy
Spider Man
Gen. Grevious
Qui Gonn Jinn
James Baldwin
Sgt. Apone
Hicks
Gorman
Bishop
Ferro
Dietrich
Hudson
Spunkmeyer
Vasquez
Drake
Frost
Crowe
Wiersbowski
Ripley
Leon
Dumbledor
Rodimus Prime
Harry Potter
Dr. Grant
Agamemnon
Juno
Jack Crowe
Rick Deckard
Red Dragon #1-9
Ben Kenobi
Terminator (from T-3)
Jar Jar Binks
Allosaurus #1-8
Destro
Baroness
Shawn Ferrell
V
Riggs
Murtaugh
Bryan Beckerman
Clone Trooper #100
Bizarro
Swimmell
Jedi Master #21-30
Capt. Tarpals
Eowyn
HAL 9000
Warf
Gungan Soldier #1-50
Angel
Cloverfield
Tracks
Wollow Rosenburg
David Beckham
Lazarus Long
Xavier Harkonen
Black Atom
Juda Ben Hur
Xerxes
Tarful
Bail Organa
Bronze Dragon #1-5
Jedi Youngling #34-36
The Crew of Icarus
Paralax
Yurich Bernenson
Kaja Sinis
Luna Lovegood
(movie) Blackout
Orion Pax
Dr. Fate
Mary Marvel
Smokescreen
Nightmare
Dante
Sydney Pouttier
John Turner
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Knox
Maddox
Pax
Zahara
Shiloh
Vivian
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Azeem
Starship Troooper #100
Mrs. Doubtfire
IG-88
Zam Wessell
Metroid #1-3
Darth Binks
Hanibal King
Lady Deathstrike
Ginny Weasaly
Venom
Ransack
Barage
Chop Shop
Ardeth Bay
Seraphina Peckala & her daemon
Duke
Zandar
Tarra
Dorno
Zok
Igoo
Tundro
Gloop
Gleep
Vindicator
Muldar
Scully
Frank Poole
Karallen
Chevell
Venus Williams
Serena Williams
Dora
Back Pack
Boots
The Map
Vorian Atreides
Capt. Steven Hiller
Duncan Idaho Ghola #4
Prof. Henry Jones Sr.
Ellie Sattler
Acklay
Luminara Unduli
Baress Offee
Chow Yun Fat
Dozer #1
Tllaloc
Octane
Kendra
Zartan
Huma
Huma’s Red Dragon
Black Dragon #15
Original Human Torch
Ms. Marvel
Maxima
Blue Beetle
Nicole Des Jardin
Thomas Jefferson
Saladin
Sir Winston Churchill
Shortround
Bashar Miles Teg
Paul Atreides Ghola
Serena Butler
Erasmus
Rachel Ray
Muhamed Ali
Ahmed Best
Cole Sear
John Adams
Horse #12-15
Jen Linley
Human Bomb
Sardakaur #13-18
Lyra
Patalmon
Will
Kirjava
Astro Droid #19-20
Capt. Ladin America
Cannon Man
Bottomless Stomach
Kid Nee
Practice Squad
Coach: Boss Nass
Assistant Coaches: Gungan Councilman #1 & 2
Gen Hawk
Lt. Falcon
Leatherneck
Major Bludd
Buzzer
Ripper
Monkey Wrench
Torch
First Aid
Bronze Dragon #6, 11-14
Metroid #6-18
Bronze Dragon #15-19
The Murderflies
Head Coach: King Leonidas
Assistant Coaches: Brock Sampson & Beatrix Kiddo
Guy Gardner
G’Nort
Howard the Duck
Booster Gold
Agent X
Kyle Rayner
Sarah Palin
Scarlet Witch
Ted Nugent
Sandworm #1-13
Hawkman
Hawkwoman
Jedi Maste #20
Ginaz Swordsmen #10
Greedo
Dorf
Jedi Youngling #39 & 40
Shatterstar
Hydro-Man
Bat-girl
The Planeteers
The Power Rangers
Mystery Inc.
Mecha Godzilla
Aunt May
Lourne Michaels
Rancor #1 & 2
Ewok #4-40
Blossom
Bubble
Buttercup
Scooby-Dumb
Marine #1-70
Jay
Silent Bob
Suzanne
Beowolf (w/ Brain Damage
The Maxx
Julie
The Groovy Gang
Jawa #1-10
Ham Salad
Chinchilla
Hans Gruber
Jaroth
Dobby
Forge
Bob Agent of HYDRA
Speedy Gonzalez
Judge Dredd
Clone Trooper #26-72
Brak
Fluke Starbuster
Alf
Doc Brown
Steven Segal
Jonny Rico
Ematejoca
Navy Seal Chief #10
Navy Seal #28-32
The Technibots
Grimlock
Rosholas
Starro
Dark Claw
Lobo the Duck
Hell Boy
Etrigan the Demon
Lobo
Ron Popeil
Practice Squad
Coach: Shazam
Assistant Coaches: Caramon & Raistlin Majere
Marine #71-100
Alice’s Wonder Team
Head Coach:Grand Admiral Thrawn
Assistant Coaches: Michael Corleone & Chuck Daly
Extinction Alice
Leeloo
Domino
Apocalypse Alice
Ram Man
Gen. Zod
Surtur
Non
Jill Valentine
Sith Lord #1 & 2
Ewok #47
War Machine
Goblin #2-85
Alice
Alice Clone #1-3
Artemis
Storm Trooper #50
Jesse Quick
Conan the Barbarian
Joruus C’boath
Jorus C’boath
Primus
(movie) Rachet
Brawn
Leech
Mandarin
Sharkticon #11-46
Predi-Alien
SSJ4 Gogeta
Hyperion
Blue Beetle (silver age)
Vampire #1-80
Borg #1-10
Pres. Skroob
Scott Evil
Roger Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
Dixie Kong
Treasure Troll #3
Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #1 & 2
Ben Quadrineros
Mala
Mummy #1-13
Fat Bastard
Kyle
Stan
Eric
Kenny
Practice Squad
Coach: Princess Toadstool
Assistant Coaches: Daisy & Princess Irulan
Desmond Howard
Fisto
Snapdragon & Crunk
Lisa
Marge
Maggie
Dorothy
Toto
Lucca Brassi
Princess Wensica
Rosey
Mon Mothma
Xena Onatop
G.I. Jane
Goblin #86-90
Vampire #91-95
Mummy #14-18
The Syracuse Valley
Head Coach: Mcgruff the Crime Dog
Assistant Coaches: Agamemnon & Menelaus
Omega Red
Darth Maul
Casey Jones
Soundwave
Rumble
Frenzy
Ravage
Lazerbeak
Buzzsaw
Ratbat
Overkill
Slugfest
Squawk Talk
Beast Box
(movie) Frenzy
Master Chief
Leonardo
Michelangelo
Donatello
Raphael
Nightcrawler
Venom
Zit
Rash
Pimple
Star Fox
Sonic the Hedgehog
Tails
Knuckles
Bossk
Hammer Bros. #1-10
Boomerang Bros. #1-10
Fire Bros. #1-10
Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10
Balrog #5
Little Goomba #2-63
Splinter
Xenomorph #85-100
Treasure Troll #4
Dash Rendar
Leebo
(movie) Megatron
(movie) Starscream
(movie) Jazz
Sub-Zero
Rayden
Mr. Game & Watch
Shang Tsung
Wonder Boy
Baby Nightcrawler
Nocturne
Rayne
Kree Soldier #1-44
Kid Thunder
Wald
Beavis
Butthead
Buttchunk
Guille
Navy Sailor #60-93
Sockpin
Wingnut & Screwloose
Crasher
Rob Bartlett
Doogle
Moritani Soldier #1-12
Jedi Guardian #3
Scooter
Jedi Padawan #37
Sith Lord #4
Practice Squad
Coach: Sam Malone
Asistant Coaches: Frank the Tank & The Dude from Quackers
Gordon Barbo
Black Lightning
Bran
Jonny Cage
Jax
Kid Chameleon
Game Boy
Wart
Mappy
Pitfall Harry
Jimmy Lee
King Hippo
Egg Plant Wizard
Homer Simpson
Kree #45-50
Navy Sailor #94-99
Moritani Soldier #13-15
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad
Head Coach: Prof. Xavier
Assistant Coach: King Richard the Lionhearted
Darth Bane
Paul Atreides
Metroplex
Weapon Omega
Apocalypse
Col. John Madrox
T-X
The Aerialbots
Jet Jaguar
Shadowcat
Lockheed
Walker Texas Ranger
Sandman
Hobgoblin
Dr. Octupuss
Mysterio
Vulture
Electro
The Leprechaun
The Eradicator
Gladiator
B.A. Barackus
FACE
Murdock
Hanibal
Spawn
Ninja Gaiden
Queen Alien #1-10
Harry Tasker
Albert Gibson
Black Tom Cassidy
Shredder
The Terricons
Sith Lord #8
Vigo the Carpathian
The Blob (movie not Marvel)
Zorro
Gorilla Grodd
Kevin (Sin City)
Mighty Joe Young
Nemesis Enforcer
Bain
The Kracken
Shinobi
Yamato
Randy Couture
Bonk
Jack Skelington
Brain Storm
Arcana
Oogie Boogie
Sailor Moon
Marvin the Martian
Mary Embery
Ursa
Darth Voltress
Darth Ocron
Dilophosaurus #11-30
Allosaurus #11-30
Wookie Soldier #1-30
Imotep
Scorpion King
The White Witch
Davey Jones & Crew
Barbarossa & Crew
(movie) Bone Crusher
Reverse Flash
(movie) Barricade
Silver Samurai
Beowolf
Avalanche
Chameleon
Rick O’Connell
Anaksanamun
Ninja Pirate #1, 2, & 5
Samurai #21-40
Evie O’Connell
Feral
Geo-Force
Mordor Horse #1
Minotaur #1-10
Pirate #11-20
Ancient Sith Lord #1-7, & 15
Atreides Soldier #11-39
Uruk Hai #41-56
Practice Squad
Coach: Linus
The Adams Family
Sarah Conner
Goliath (from Gargoyles)
Uruk Hai #57
Atreides Soldier #40
Dilophosaurus #1-6
Ewok #50
Treasure Troll #5
Uruk Hai #58-64
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Bill Walsh & John McCain
Ares
Galactus
Nova
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
The Predicons
Sky Links
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Dark Jedi #11-12, 25-37
Nazgul #2 w/ horse & fell beast
Gimli
Scorponox
Cliff Jumper
Minwipe & Borath
(Beast Wars) Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
Dark Woman
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Hrrm
Ajax
Twisted Mentat #1
Jedi Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Kid Deadpool
Shao Kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Baur
Marv
Curtis
Blanka
Evil Dwarf #1-6
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Dark Jedi Master #31-40
Beast Boy
Junkeon #1-10
Nightsister Sith Witch #1, 3-6, & 8-19
Young Jedi Knight #1-10
Quills
Big Barda
Samurai #1-20
Droideka #1-5
Mandalorian #1-5
Dexter
Allosaursus #9 & 10
BAlrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy Seal #45-50
Navy Seal Chief #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Justin Oblack
Red Dragon #11-22
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-5
Capt. Atom
Blue Dragon #1-12, & 20-22
Black Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Twins
Peter Petrelli
(movie) Scorponox
Black Widow
Battle Droid #1-3
Faith
Nitro
Adm. Starship
The Laser Cats
Thundarr the Barbarian
Ookla the Mok
Princess Ariel
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
Practice Squad
Coach: Jenna Jameson
Assistant Coach: Blue Wizard #1
Red Dragon #23-30
Blue Dragon #13-19
The Abomitrons
Head Coach: Allfred Pennyworth
Assistant Coaches: Whistler & Steve Yzerman
Batman
Robin (T.D)
Smaug
Iron Man
Chuck Norris
Cyborg Superman
The Ghostbusters
The Crew of Serenity
Mega Man
Rush
Capt. America
Starfire
Raven
Mario
Luigie
Sebastian the Crab
Tim Cheveldae
Paul Coffey
Bryan Murray
Jedi Padawan #33
Yaddle
Jedi Knight #36-50
Snow Trooper #26-45
Blade
Ax-battler
Tyrius Flare
Gilleus Thunderhead
Joe Levine
Hancock
Blade
Leviathon
Robin (D.G.)
Cerberus
Beast
Phineas
Ferb
Perry
Kirby
Stryffe
Timmell
Immell #1-20
Cyborg
Elite Clone Trooper #21-40
Mrs Voorhies
Upgraded Agent #1-3
Wookie Soldier #31-45
Abon Sur
Kyle Houslander
Zachary Houslander
Capt. Rex
Mara Jade (Jedi)
Sledgehammer
Ape Soldier #1-20
Baby Collossus
Iron Monger
Commander Cody
Ratta the Hutt
Motaro
Naboo Soldier #1-20
Death Adder
Starship Trooper #51-90
Dark Helmet
Widget (w/ body)
The Ray
Montross
Ben 10 Alien Force
Ace the Bat Hound
M. Bison
Sgt. Shinsky
Sandra Bulock
Shannon Pilkinton
Jared Pilkinton
Zombie #1 & 2
Ewok #49 & 51
Theoden King
Peregrin Took
Eomer
Rohirim #1-6
Falco
Diddy Kong
Nomad
Baby Bucky
Horribull & Creb
Bucky
Starman
Sandra O
Practice Squad
Coach: Dr. Evil
Assistant Coaches: #2 & Mini Me
Olif Golzig
Buzzcut
Daria
Stewart
Danny Ocean
Rusty
Linus
Virgil
Turk
Yen
Frank
Bashar
Saul
Livingston
Rueben
Wookie Soldier #46-50
Ape Soldier #21-25
Starship Trooper # 95-99
Built Ford Tough
Head Coach: Sparky Anderson
Han Solo
Chewbacca
Indiana Jones
Jack Ryan
Harrison Ford
USAgent
Scout Trooper #1-33
Wilt
Barry Sanders
Sardakaur #1-12
Beta Ray Bill
Capt. Jack Harkness
Gwen Cooper
Dr. Owen Harper
Toshiko Sato
Ianto Jones
Aslem
Bill
Bud
The D-Vas
Prof. Snape
The Flaming Carrot
Power Man
Iron Fist
Serious Black
Star Sapphire
Fantastic Max
FX
AB
Grapple
Cowboy Curtis
Archie the Octo-Spider
Andrew Jackson Libby
E. Honda
Dr. Who
Darkwing Duck
Steve Mcqueen
Mr. T
Moltar
John Lennon
Paul Mcartney
George Harrison
Ringo Starr
Joey
Pacy
Dawson
Strong Guy
Solid Snake
The Mars Detective Agency
Failed Jedi #1-10
Arachnid #1-50
Ellie
Katie
Simone
Benjy
Diego
Mandalorian #6-10
Ancient Sith Lord #8-14
Sand Trooper #1-25
Practice Squad
Empty
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
Head Coach: Alexander the Great
Assistant Coaches: Kurt Houslander & Alan Keyes
Mr. Mxyztplk
Magneto
Mighty Mouse
Usagio Yojimbo
Katma Tui
Bucephalus
Count Dooku
Asajj Ventress
Ch’p
Dr. U’bx
Psylocke
Duncan Idaho
Link
Quasar
Tom Bombadill
Nightwing
Peppermint Patti
Marci
Thundercracker
Omega Supreme
Superboy
Widget
Air Zonk
Bill Kelly
Salack
Skimmell
Power Dump
Air Zimmell
Lolo
Papa Smurf
Hermes
Stilgar
Gwildor
Wicket
Robert Muldoon
Longshot
Green Dragon #27
Gold Dragon #3-8
Silver Dragon #16 & 17
Twisted Mentat #2
Little Goomba #64
Ryachu
Jedi Padawan #17-20, 34, 35-36, & 40
Wonder Man
Jade
Oppo Rancisis
Dark Side Acolyte #1-6
Dark Side Adept #1-6
Aurra Sing
Wheely
Power Glide
Meriadoc Brandybuck
Oin
Gloin
Balin
Radaghast
Hobbit #1
Pony #1-3
Nazgul #3 w/ horse & fell beast
Troll #1-6
Evil Dwarf #1 & 2
Dragon #1-6
Balrog #3 & 4
Fremen #52-57
Thufir Hawat
Bene Gesserit #1 & 2
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-4
Honored Matre #1 & 2
New Sisterhood #1 & 2
Jedi Guardian #4
Duncan Idaho Ghola #5
Mentat #1
Ginaz Swordsmen #11-16
Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6
Wasp
G.W. Bridge
Adam Warlocl
Kylun
Spider Ham
Black Knight
Speedy
Beppo
Nosyarg Kcid (Larry)
Bat-Mite
Mike Troup
Simmell
Scrimmell
Ratts Tyrelle
Hammer Bros. #11-16
Death Bringer
Capt. N
Duke
Pit
Mouser
Stratos
Michelle Dessler
Tony Almeda
Flint Fireforge
Purple Dragon #13 & 14
Griffin #11-16
Tybalt
Treasure Troll #1 & 2
Jinx
Ttanus
Chucky
Bride of Chucky
Gamera
Megalon
N.S.-5 #35 & 36
Sith Lord #3 (Darth Yardigan)
Jedi Youngling #32 & 33
Wicked Witch of the East
Dave Goverde
Kermit the Frog
Peter Clamenza
Gobo
Mokey
Dozer #8 & 9
Quick Kick
Smurf #1 & 2
Carlos Chiappe
Jedi Knight #33-35
Ewok #41-46
Dark Jedi #13-18
Dark Jedi Master #12 & 13
Suk Doctor # 19
Velociraptor #21-23
Vampire #100
Dwarf #1 & 2
Murbella
Blue Devil
Blue Wizard #2
Squirtle
Toad
Salacious B. Crumb
Toad
Nightsister Sith Witch #2, 7, & 20
Qui Gonn’s Spirit
Bultar Swan
Galadriel
X-23
Rogue
Smart Grimlock
Aayla Secura
R.O.B. the Robot
Bontu Sitmus
Allia Atreides (kid)
Artie
Leach
Amantia
Larvox
Liu Kang
Goro
Widdle Wade
Pythona
Ryu
Chun Li
Ken
Mighty Mousette
Durge
Kintaro
Bub
Bob
Paploo
Richie Rich
Gas Gopher
Avian #1
Mangy Mouse
Mas
Menos
Astra
Practice Squad
Coach: Carla From Cheers
Assistant Coaches: Dean Cain & Terri Hatcher
Shia Lebuef
Cubby
Nick Nack
Ralph
Duncan Idaho (kid)
Norm Peterson
Cliff Claven
Bumblebee
Kitana
Thorin
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #5 & 6
New Sisterhood Mother #3 & 4
Ent Wife #1
Centaur #1-6
Avian #2-5
Head Coach: Cobra Commander
Assistant Coaches: Red Skull & Lex Luthor
Predator #1-50
Aquaman
Aqualad
Aquababy
Thanos
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Mephisto
Storm Shadow
Agent Smith
Snake Eyes
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Sabu
Rob Van Damm
The Terminator (from T-1)
The Terminator (from T-2)
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart
Davey Boy Smith
The Dynamite Kid
Terminator #1-40
Skeletor
The Blues Bros.
John Rambo
Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch)
Ric Flair
Arn Anderson
Ole Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Doc Holliday
Hulk Hogan
Gandalf The White
Beechhead
Dozer #4
Macho Man Randy Savage
Megadeth (all 4)
Army Soldiers #1-24
David Dunn
Smoke
Mr. Mind
Triple H
Loki & Bartleby
Jedi Guardian #1 & 2
Astro Droid #17 & 18
N.S.-5 #1-22
Dozer #6
Tomax & Xamot
Grey Hulk
Abomination
Flash (Wally West)
Black Suit Spiderman
Batman (Jean Paul Valley)
Yogurt
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Nick Fury
The Rock
Baron Zemo
Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
Deathlok
Tombstone
Batman Beyond
Ninja Pirate #3 & 4
Cobra Viper #1-35
Gwar (Oderus Urungus, Flattus Maximus, Balsac The Jaws of Death, Beefcake the Mighty, Jizmack da Gusha, Slymenstra Hymen, The Sexecutioner, & Sleazey P. Martini).
Wolfsbane
Terry Funk
Reptile
Bishop
Sagat
Lonestar & Barf
Orc #1-18
Practice Squad
Army Soldier #25-33
Cobra Viper #36-50
Orc #19
The Untouchables
Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon
Assistant Coaches: Brainiac 5 & Void
Deadpool
Megatron
The Constructicons
Voodoo
Spartan
Grifter
Zealot
Warblade
Maul
Lord Emp
Ras’ Al Ghul
Mr. Fantastic
Invisible Woman
Human Torch
The Thing
Aphrodite
Pyro
Mystique
Legolas
She-Hulk
Bombshell
Kickback
Shrapnell
The Sorceress of Castle Gray Skull
James Bond
The Punisher
Green Arrow
Black Canary
Broadside
Onslaught
Sinestro (Green Ring)
The Atom
Big Bird
Snuffaluffagus
Elven Soldier #1-12
She-Ra
Swift Wind
Madame Razz
Broom
The Pretender Monsters
Cosmic Boy
Lightning Lad
Saturn Girl
Phantom Girl
Bouncing Boy
Triplicate Girl
Timber Wolf
Chameleon Boy
Karate Kid
Fremen #43-54
Malficent
Boromir
Purple Dragon #1-6
Scourge
The Sweeps
Ursula
The Protectabots
Huntress
Female Dr. Light
Macguyver
Space Trooper #1-20
(movie) Bumblebee
Capt. Cold
(movie) Brawl
Mr. Incredible
Elastigirl
Violet
Dash
Jack Jack
Griffin #1-6
Matt & Teresa Oblack
Ent #1-10
Merlin
Slippy Toad
Tinkerbell
Doc Hudson
Dr. Polaris
Nazgul #9 w/ horse & Fell Beast
Gate Crasher
Detective Yelina Salas
Robin (Jason Todd)
Lightning Mcqueen
Dark Side Akolyte #7-18
Huffer
Hoist
Inferno
Aleta One
Weasal
Sith Lord #11 & 12
Dark Jedi #19-24
Odysseus
Pounce & Wingspan
Sydney Briscoe
Syrin
Cordelia
John Spartan
Ant Man 2
Kung Lao
Paula Dean
Prof. Mognonagle
Widget the World Watcher
Xio Jade
Micro Chip
Eclipso
Daredevil
Ant Man
Scarecrow
Mambi
Gillotina
Lishina
Stompa
Bernadett
Mad Harriet
Sgt. Todd
Granny Goodness
The Blob
Navy Seal #33-44
Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11-13
Plastic Man
Hawk
Male Dr. Light
Calleigh Dusquene
Nataleigh Boa Vista
Beast Man
Eric Dalko
Alex Woods
Ryan Wolfe
Det. Sgt. Frank Tripp
Duncan Idaho Ghola #9
Horse #6-11
Private Ryan
Pikachu
Tomar Tu
Practice Squad
Jay
Kay
Casper the Friendly Ghost
Sean
Patrick
Horace
Rudy
Eugene
Phoebe
Marilyn Monroe
Capt. Typho
Spike Witwicky
Plastic Baby
Gung Ho
Horse #1-4
Purple Dragon #7-10
Griffin #7-10
Elven Soldier #13-15
Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches
Head Coach: Hanibal of Crete
Assistant Coaches: Austin & Pablo
Darth Vader
Doomsday
Carnage
Wolverine
Boba Fett
Michael Myers
Black Dragon #1-14
Darth Talon
Duncan Mcleod
Capt. Britain
Trident
Skullcruncher & Grax
Nazgul #6 w/ horse & fell beast
Hemione Granger
Sharkticon #1-10
Mer-Man
Gambit
Krypto
The Arc Troopers
Velociraptor #1-15
Dark Phoenix
Red Hulk
Orion
Holocaust
Magog
Skrull #1-22
Star Wolf
Belle & The Beast
Dracula
Cyclonus
Cyclonus’ Armada
Spike
Arkillo
King Hiss
Warg #1-6
Dementor #1-10
Slugslinger & Caliburst
Abe Sapien
Lizard
Sasquatch
White Dragon #1-12
Car Voltron (Sea, Land, & Air Group)
Killer Kroc
Vulcan
Sumara
Dark Side Marauder #1-12
Fangry & Briscoe
Vega
Warg Rider #1-10
Rider’s Warg #1-10
Tunnel Rat
Sentinal #1-18
War Skrull #6-10
Hush
Noob Saibot
Uruk Hai #1-19
Krayt Dragon #1 & 2
Fly Wheels
Max Mercury
Double Cross
Rain
N.S.-5 #37 & 38
Storm Trooper #15
Green Dragon #1-18
Brood #6-10
Trigger Happy & Blow Pipe
R2-KT
Ash
Practice Squad
Coach: Tyrone
Assistant Coaches: Tasha & Uniqua
Dark Side Marauder #13-20
Green Dragon #19-26
White Dragon #13-20
Team Sleeping Pussy
Head Coach: Alexander Luthor
Assistant Coaches: Herman Munster & Grandpa Munster
Ultron
Namor
Namor’s Griffin
Dr. Strange
Cyslops
Jean Grey
Ice-Man
Beast
Angel
Mimic
Black Manta
Brainiac
Travis Bickle
Kilowag
Rorschach
Dr. Manhattan
The Comedian
Ozymandias
Nite Owl 2
Capt. Metropolis
Silk Spectre 2
Aspen
Vampirella
Bullseye
Enchantress
Master Mold
Vision
Block Buster
Mothra
Dirty Harry Calahan
Snake Pliskin
Absorbing Man
Super Skrull
Skrull #23-50
War Skrull #1-5
Compy #29-90
Baron Mordo
Stick
Mr. Joshua
Bill the Butcher
Jubilee
Kazar & Zabu
Deathbird
Blink
Giant Man
Navy Sailor #1-30
Unus the Untouchable
Master Mind
Capt. Boomerang
Binary
Brood Queen
Brood #1-5
Cloak & Dagger
Female Sentinal #1-10
Roy Batty
Alien Xenomorph #1-54
Francis Beggbee
Shield Agent #1-10
Black Cat
Kahn
Elektra
Banshee
Thunderbird
Biff Tannon
Smoking Man
Norman Rockwell
Bad Guy from Scanners
Flash (Jay Garrett)
Spider Woman
Kang
Quicksilver
Practice Squad
Coach: Lily Munster
Assistant Coaches: Eddie Munster & Marilyn Munster
Alien Xenomorph #55-84
TEAM
Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Mother Brain & Mr. Spock
Superman
Thor
Unicron
Luke Skywalker
Galvatron
Godzilla
Cronos
Young Boba Fett
Treebeard
Jack Sparrow
He-Man
Battle Cat
Orco
Seraph
Suk Doctor #20
God Emperor Leto II
R2-D2
C3-P0
Underdog
The Combaticons
Blaster
Rewind
Eject
Steeljaw
Ramhorn
Raindance & Grandslam
The Shining Force
Mr. Myagi
Jango Fett
Dr. Robotnick
Samus
Bowser
Freddy Krueger
Ryan Poteracki
Amy Damico
Ghanima Atreides
Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31,33, & 34
Thunderstrike
Space Ghost
Jan
Jace
Blip
Jet Li
The Thor Clone
Jackie Chan
Willow
Emerald Weapon
Kefka
Sephiroth
Ethan Hunt
Iron Hide
Gen. Thade
Futar #1-10
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-20
Gannon
Phibian #1-10
Bruce Lee
The Eagle
Tleilaxlu Master #3-10
Valkyrie #1-5
Set
Zilla
Streaks
Comet
The Kurgan
Gen. Maximus
King Randor
Voltron
Bloodwind
(movie) Iron Hide
Cypher
No-Ship Futars #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Astro Train
Blitz Wing
Hot Rod
Jazz
Bomber Man
Ness
Wil-E-Coyote
Roadrunner
Astaroth
Jack Lalane
Baby Wolverine
Hector
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Ed Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Leader-1
Nyobi
Griffin Poteracki
Nightmare
John Wayne
Fortress Maximus
Fred Baker
Mitsurgi
Cop-Tur
The Power Dashers
Crome Dome & Stylor
Dirge
Sky Warp
Swoop
Wheel Jack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector
Thrust
Teletran 1
Wreck-Gar
Junkeon #11 & 12
Kid Flash
Perceptor
R.C.
Gold Bug
Lando Calrissean
Cybertronian Guardian #1-10
Seaspray
Sith Lord #6 & 7
Sharkticon #47-50
Patrick
Squidward
Mr. Krabs
Shockwave
Jaws
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Knight #32
Nien Numb
Adi Gallia
Depa Billaba & Jedi Padawan #16
Battle Trap
Yareal Poof
Evil Paul Atreides Ghola
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two Face
Ape Face & Spasma
Shimmell
Practice Squad
Coach: Tleilaxlu Master #1
Assistant Coaches: Jimmy Olsen & Lois Lane
Mike Sroka
Laura Sroka
Mimmell
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Shaun Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Adolf Hitler
Dozer #7
Richard Zacharski
Mike Genet
Samwise Gamgee
Bill the Pony
Frodo Baggins
Tleilaxlu Master #2
Valkyrie #6-20
The Horsemen of Apokolips
Head Coach: Hanibal Lectur
Assistant Coaches: Elderly Bruce Wayne & Vandal Savage
Achilles
Darkseid
Polaris
Juggernaut
Sinestro (yellow ring)
The Witch King w/ horse & fell beast
Starcream
Parasite
Super Girl
Deathstroke
Luke Skywalker (GJM)
Chris & Julie Artrip
Havok
Jedi Youngling #37 & 38
The Stunticons
Miho
Sabertooth
The Balrog of Moria
T-Rex #1-4
Archangel
Astro-droid #11 & 12
Elrond
Dementor #11-20
Meggan
The Silverhawks
Serci
Multiple Man
Charleton Heston
Plo Koon
Tommy the Green Ranger
Task Master
Navy Seal #1-18
Superboy Prime
Hades
Lucius Malfoy
Feyd-Rautha Harkonen
The Tiger-Sharks
Sheanna
Thinking Machine #1-3
Saesse Tiin
Eeth Koth
Mara Jade
Blur
Prowl
Road Buster
Tripticon
Emma Frost
Cable
Mr. Sinister
Venom 2
The Sentry
Dakkan
Iron Patriot
(new) Capt. Marvel
Moonstone
Sunstorm
Gozar
Zuul
Vince Clortho
Phoenix
Josh Houslander
Sebastian Shaw
Medusa
The Gorgons
Larry Reamer
Joker
Harley Quinn
Nazgul #4
Nazgul #5
Nazgul #7
Nazgul #8
The Seacons
Red X
Quintasson Judge
The Fuzzy Monster
Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #1-6
Sandworm #14
Chemo
Gold Face
Solomon Grundy
Monarch
Sludge
Dazzler
KISS
Cannonball
Amazon #1-24
Gurney Halleck
Sith Lord #13 & 14
Amon Sur
Kalibak
Fremen #31-42
Ramjet
Stitch
Droideka #6-10
Ravager
Baraka
Elixir
Slag
Snarl
Dark Jedi Master #1-10
Dark Jedi #1-10
Circuit Breaker
Punch/Counterpunch
Springer
Sunstreaker
Sideswipe
The Master
Gideon
Jason Voorhies
Six Shot
Cave Troll #1-6
Glory
Calysto
Swamp Thing
Vincent Valentine
Kane of Runefast
Gold Dragon #1 & 2
Green Dragon #29 & 30
Liono
Hordack
Pinhead
The One Above All
Sea Worm #1-8
Beatrix Lastrange
Wolfman
Exitar
Steppenwolfe
Cloud Strife
Selene the Black Queen
Madeline Pryor
Practice Squad
Coach: J.R.R. Tolkien
Assistant Coaches: Christopher Tolkien & Grand Moff Tarkin
Arachorn
Warlock
Casey F’n Rybeck
Elongated Man
Cheetah
Serpentor
Globulus
Wyatt Earp
Sparkplug
Bugs Bunny
Sunspot
Elderly Bruce Wayne’s Dog
Desaad
Simon Belmont
Cave Troll #7-12
Navy Seal #19, 20, & 26
Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #7
Thinking Machine #4-8
George Washington’s Slaves
Head Coach: George Washington
Assistant Coaches: Robert E. Lee & William Wallace
Yoda
Kybuck
Optimus Prime
Jason Bourne
Fidel Castro
Sayid
Cosmos
Collossus
Sauron
Al Dawg
Capt. Kirk
T-1000
Loki
Fizzle
Sgt. Slaughter
Red Dog Mercer
Taurus
Adm. Ackbar
Santa Claus
Rudolf
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Bebop
Rocksteady
Cade Skywalker
Jack Daniels
Jedi Master #1-19
Martian Manhunter
Suk Doctor #1-5
Spongebob Squarepants
Crash Bandicoot
Sonny (I-Robot)
Sandworm #15-20
Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen 7-19
R5-D4
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Agen Kolar
Cave Dump
Starship Trooper #1-30
Darth Plaguis
Super Soldier
Dare the Terminator
Connor Mcleod
Ben Skywalker
Sypho Diaz
Amazo
Scorpion
Cassandra Nova
Patrichlus
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Dormamu
Simon Phoenix
Tank
Dozer
Frank Martin
Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez
Windcharger
Ajax Major
Ki Adi Mundi
Zack Morris
A.C. Slater
Screech
Jesse Spano
Lisa Turtle
Kelly Kapowski
Hound
Jimmy Nuetron
Huckleberry Hound
Sonny Chiba
Neo
Trinity
Box
Mad Eye Moonie
Moe
Larry Curly
Jedi Youngling #1-23, 31
Ninja #1-10, & 15
Metroid #19 & 20
Jabba the Hutt
Sarumon
Gollum
Gonzo
Kamilla
Sgt Marcus Phoenix
Dominic Santiago
Augustus Cole
Damon Baird
Bronze Dragon #20
Roller
Ginaz Swordsmen #1-9
Wild Man #1-6
Fell Beast #1-10
Cthulu
Marty Mcfly
Beowolf
Ben Linus
Gargamel
Azrael
Wedge
King Kong
Uncle Buck
N.S.-5 #39 & 40
Red Dragon #10
The Weasaly Twins
Taki
Zorack
Stinkor
Barney Fife
Andy of Mayberry
Rocky Balboa
Stonewall Jackson
Tony the Tiger
Shaak Ti
Frankenstein
Capt. Bicard
Inspector Gadget
Arisia
Mr. Miracle
Bilbo Baggins
Bart Simpson
Duncan Idaho Ghola #7
Bill Rizer
Lance Beam
Kyle Reese
Crimmell
Darkman
Corbin Dallas
Wesley Willis
Yoshi
Practice Squad
Coach: Bill Clinton
Assistant Coaches: Ryan Burke & Ron Jeremy
Jerry Seinfeld
Elaine Benus
George Castanza
Cosmo Kramer
Dave Seville
Alvin
Simon Theodore
Peter Griffin
Stewie
Brian
Lois
Meg
Chris
Hillary Clinton
Youngling #24-30
Le’ Napoleon Brigade
Head Coach: Napoleon Bonaparte
Assistant Coaches: Yoda’s Spirit & Bo Schembechler
John Mclaine
Obi Wan Kenobi
Gandalf
Wonder Woman
Wonder Girl
Poison Ivy
Morpheus
Sawyer
Emperor Palpatine
Jaws
Sky Fire
Alan Scott
Jules
Vincent Vega
Man at Arms
Teela
Allia Atreides
Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12
Jedi Knight #1-15
Aragorn
Velociraptor #31-48
Wonder Boy
Young Nasty Man
Jedi Master #31-40
Daniel Rousseau
Robin Hood
Little John
The Spice Girls
Army Soldier #101-130
Catwoman
Evil Lynn
Skeletor’s Crack Troops #1-12
Allia Ghola
Fox
Coleman Trebor
Marcellus Wallace
Arwen
Penguin
Dr. Juliet Burke
Desmond Hume
Ron Meyer
Lochness Monster
John Locke
Giada De Laurentis
Arachne
Conky
Sonja Blade
Black Hand
Princess Leia
Silver Dragon #1-15
Shadowfax
Jedi Padawan #23-29
Darth Nihilus
Princess Leia (Jedi)
Storm Trooper #51-83
Astro-Droid #1 & 2
Chriselon
Modulock
Squezze Play & Lokos
Lala
Snow Trooper #46-50
Namorita
Namora
Horse #26-44
Lara Croft
Amazon
Duncan Idaho Ghola #2
Anakin Solo
Aeon Flux
Baron Fel
Atreides Soldier #1-10
Karg
Mike Lowry
Marcus Brunett
Even Piel
Bo Jackson
Red Devil
Kate Austen
Riddler
Hecate
Oscar the Grouch
Atrocikus
Maverick
Goose
Andre the Giant
Big Boy
Van Helsing
Princess Zelda
Courtney Cox
Jolly Green Giant
Sprout
The Farmer
Padme Amidala
Batgirl (C.C.)
Power Girl
Guy Gardner (Yellow Ring)
Bedovian
Sando Aqua Monster
Romeo
Juliet
Glinda the Good Witch
Practice Squad
Coach:Carrie Bradshaw
Assistant Coaches: Vito Corleone & Sonny Corleone
The Jetsons
Fozzy
Aerosmith
Pee-Wee Herman
Pterry
Skeletor Troop #13-15
Astro Droid #3-10
Storm Trooper #84-87
The Right Wing
Head Coach: Mike Huckabee
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch
Posieden
Silver Surfer
Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash
John Stewart
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Snow Trooper #1-9
Ninja #1-12
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Sith Lord #15
Jedi Padawan #1-15, 38, & 39
Darth Malack
Duncan Idaho Ghola #6
Green Goblin
Jedi Knight #16-31
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Macail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Army Soldier #131-160
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Elephant #1-10
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopea
Delphi
Hector
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Smurf #3
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Gondor Soldier #1-30
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Pirate #1-10
Drucilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1-2
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Slimer
Gold Dragon #10-15
Donkey Kong Jr.
Practice Squad
Ninja #13-15
Teddy Tear
Phibian #11-20
Snow Troooper #10-24
The Commandos (Sorry I’m just not writing it today)
Head Coach: Barack Obama
Assistant Coaches: Hannah Montana & Dr. Doom
Dave Bowman
Buffy
Spider Man
Gen. Grevious
Qui Gonn Jinn
James Baldwin
Sgt. Apone
Hicks
Gorman
Bishop
Ferro
Dietrich
Hudson
Spunkmeyer
Vasquez
Drake
Frost
Crowe
Wiersbowski
Ripley
Leon
Dumbledor
Rodimus Prime
Harry Potter
Dr. Grant
Agamemnon
Juno
Jack Crowe
Rick Deckard
Red Dragon #1-9
Ben Kenobi
Terminator (from T-3)
Jar Jar Binks
Allosaurus #1-8
Destro
Baroness
Shawn Ferrell
V
Riggs
Murtaugh
Bryan Beckerman
Clone Trooper #100
Bizarro
Swimmell
Jedi Master #21-30
Capt. Tarpals
Eowyn
HAL 9000
Warf
Gungan Soldier #1-50
Angel
Cloverfield
Tracks
Wollow Rosenburg
David Beckham
Lazarus Long
Xavier Harkonen
Black Atom
Juda Ben Hur
Xerxes
Tarful
Bail Organa
Bronze Dragon #1-5
Jedi Youngling #34-36
The Crew of Icarus
Paralax
Yurich Bernenson
Kaja Sinis
Luna Lovegood
(movie) Blackout
Orion Pax
Dr. Fate
Mary Marvel
Smokescreen
Nightmare
Dante
Sydney Pouttier
John Turner
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Knox
Maddox
Pax
Zahara
Shiloh
Vivian
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Azeem
Starship Troooper #100
Mrs. Doubtfire
IG-88
Zam Wessell
Metroid #1-3
Darth Binks
Hanibal King
Lady Deathstrike
Ginny Weasaly
Venom
Ransack
Barage
Chop Shop
Ardeth Bay
Seraphina Peckala & her daemon
Duke
Zandar
Tarra
Dorno
Zok
Igoo
Tundro
Gloop
Gleep
Vindicator
Muldar
Scully
Frank Poole
Karallen
Chevell
Venus Williams
Serena Williams
Dora
Back Pack
Boots
The Map
Vorian Atreides
Capt. Steven Hiller
Duncan Idaho Ghola #4
Prof. Henry Jones Sr.
Ellie Sattler
Acklay
Luminara Unduli
Baress Offee
Chow Yun Fat
Dozer #1
Tllaloc
Octane
Kendra
Zartan
Huma
Huma’s Red Dragon
Black Dragon #15
Original Human Torch
Ms. Marvel
Maxima
Blue Beetle
Nicole Des Jardin
Thomas Jefferson
Saladin
Sir Winston Churchill
Shortround
Bashar Miles Teg
Paul Atreides Ghola
Serena Butler
Erasmus
Rachel Ray
Muhamed Ali
Ahmed Best
Cole Sear
John Adams
Horse #12-15
Jen Linley
Human Bomb
Sardakaur #13-18
Lyra
Patalmon
Will
Kirjava
Astro Droid #19-20
Capt. Ladin America
Cannon Man
Bottomless Stomach
Kid Nee
Practice Squad
Coach: Boss Nass
Assistant Coaches: Gungan Councilman #1 & 2
Gen Hawk
Lt. Falcon
Leatherneck
Major Bludd
Buzzer
Ripper
Monkey Wrench
Torch
First Aid
Bronze Dragon #6, 11-14
Metroid #6-18
Bronze Dragon #15-19
The Murderflies
Head Coach: King Leonidas
Assistant Coaches: Brock Sampson & Beatrix Kiddo
Guy Gardner
G’Nort
Howard the Duck
Booster Gold
Agent X
Kyle Rayner
Sarah Palin
Scarlet Witch
Ted Nugent
Sandworm #1-13
Hawkman
Hawkwoman
Jedi Maste #20
Ginaz Swordsmen #10
Greedo
Dorf
Jedi Youngling #39 & 40
Shatterstar
Hydro-Man
Bat-girl
The Planeteers
The Power Rangers
Mystery Inc.
Mecha Godzilla
Aunt May
Lourne Michaels
Rancor #1 & 2
Ewok #4-40
Blossom
Bubble
Buttercup
Scooby-Dumb
Marine #1-70
Jay
Silent Bob
Suzanne
Beowolf (w/ Brain Damage
The Maxx
Julie
The Groovy Gang
Jawa #1-10
Ham Salad
Chinchilla
Hans Gruber
Jaroth
Dobby
Forge
Bob Agent of HYDRA
Speedy Gonzalez
Judge Dredd
Clone Trooper #26-72
Brak
Fluke Starbuster
Alf
Doc Brown
Steven Segal
Jonny Rico
Ematejoca
Navy Seal Chief #10
Navy Seal #28-32
The Technibots
Grimlock
Rosholas
Starro
Dark Claw
Lobo the Duck
Hell Boy
Etrigan the Demon
Lobo
Ron Popeil
Practice Squad
Coach: Shazam
Assistant Coaches: Caramon & Raistlin Majere
Marine #71-100
Alice’s Wonder Team
Head Coach:Grand Admiral Thrawn
Assistant Coaches: Michael Corleone & Chuck Daly
Extinction Alice
Leeloo
Domino
Apocalypse Alice
Ram Man
Gen. Zod
Surtur
Non
Jill Valentine
Sith Lord #1 & 2
Ewok #47
War Machine
Goblin #2-85
Alice
Alice Clone #1-3
Artemis
Storm Trooper #50
Jesse Quick
Conan the Barbarian
Joruus C’boath
Jorus C’boath
Primus
(movie) Rachet
Brawn
Leech
Mandarin
Sharkticon #11-46
Predi-Alien
SSJ4 Gogeta
Hyperion
Blue Beetle (silver age)
Vampire #1-80
Borg #1-10
Pres. Skroob
Scott Evil
Roger Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
Dixie Kong
Treasure Troll #3
Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #1 & 2
Ben Quadrineros
Mala
Mummy #1-13
Fat Bastard
Kyle
Stan
Eric
Kenny
Practice Squad
Coach: Princess Toadstool
Assistant Coaches: Daisy & Princess Irulan
Desmond Howard
Fisto
Snapdragon & Crunk
Lisa
Marge
Maggie
Dorothy
Toto
Lucca Brassi
Princess Wensica
Rosey
Mon Mothma
Xena Onatop
G.I. Jane
Goblin #86-90
Vampire #91-95
Mummy #14-18
The Syracuse Valley
Head Coach: Mcgruff the Crime Dog
Assistant Coaches: Agamemnon & Menelaus
Omega Red
Darth Maul
Casey Jones
Soundwave
Rumble
Frenzy
Ravage
Lazerbeak
Buzzsaw
Ratbat
Overkill
Slugfest
Squawk Talk
Beast Box
(movie) Frenzy
Master Chief
Leonardo
Michelangelo
Donatello
Raphael
Nightcrawler
Venom
Zit
Rash
Pimple
Star Fox
Sonic the Hedgehog
Tails
Knuckles
Bossk
Hammer Bros. #1-10
Boomerang Bros. #1-10
Fire Bros. #1-10
Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10
Balrog #5
Little Goomba #2-63
Splinter
Xenomorph #85-100
Treasure Troll #4
Dash Rendar
Leebo
(movie) Megatron
(movie) Starscream
(movie) Jazz
Sub-Zero
Rayden
Mr. Game & Watch
Shang Tsung
Wonder Boy
Baby Nightcrawler
Nocturne
Rayne
Kree Soldier #1-44
Kid Thunder
Wald
Beavis
Butthead
Buttchunk
Guille
Navy Sailor #60-93
Sockpin
Wingnut & Screwloose
Crasher
Rob Bartlett
Doogle
Moritani Soldier #1-12
Jedi Guardian #3
Scooter
Jedi Padawan #37
Sith Lord #4
Practice Squad
Coach: Sam Malone
Asistant Coaches: Frank the Tank & The Dude from Quackers
Gordon Barbo
Black Lightning
Bran
Jonny Cage
Jax
Kid Chameleon
Game Boy
Wart
Mappy
Pitfall Harry
Jimmy Lee
King Hippo
Egg Plant Wizard
Homer Simpson
Kree #45-50
Navy Sailor #94-99
Moritani Soldier #13-15
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad
Head Coach: Prof. Xavier
Assistant Coach: King Richard the Lionhearted
Darth Bane
Paul Atreides
Metroplex
Weapon Omega
Apocalypse
Col. John Madrox
T-X
The Aerialbots
Jet Jaguar
Shadowcat
Lockheed
Walker Texas Ranger
Sandman
Hobgoblin
Dr. Octupuss
Mysterio
Vulture
Electro
The Leprechaun
The Eradicator
Gladiator
B.A. Barackus
FACE
Murdock
Hanibal
Spawn
Ninja Gaiden
Queen Alien #1-10
Harry Tasker
Albert Gibson
Black Tom Cassidy
Shredder
The Terricons
Sith Lord #8
Vigo the Carpathian
The Blob (movie not Marvel)
Zorro
Gorilla Grodd
Kevin (Sin City)
Mighty Joe Young
Nemesis Enforcer
Bain
The Kracken
Shinobi
Yamato
Randy Couture
Bonk
Jack Skelington
Brain Storm
Arcana
Oogie Boogie
Sailor Moon
Marvin the Martian
Mary Embery
Ursa
Darth Voltress
Darth Ocron
Dilophosaurus #11-30
Allosaurus #11-30
Wookie Soldier #1-30
Imotep
Scorpion King
The White Witch
Davey Jones & Crew
Barbarossa & Crew
(movie) Bone Crusher
Reverse Flash
(movie) Barricade
Silver Samurai
Beowolf
Avalanche
Chameleon
Rick O’Connell
Anaksanamun
Ninja Pirate #1, 2, & 5
Samurai #21-40
Evie O’Connell
Feral
Geo-Force
Mordor Horse #1
Minotaur #1-10
Pirate #11-20
Ancient Sith Lord #1-7, & 15
Atreides Soldier #11-39
Uruk Hai #41-56
Practice Squad
Coach: Linus
The Adams Family
Sarah Conner
Goliath (from Gargoyles)
Uruk Hai #57
Atreides Soldier #40
Dilophosaurus #1-6
Ewok #50
Treasure Troll #5
Uruk Hai #58-64
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Bill Walsh & John McCain
Ares
Galactus
Nova
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
The Predicons
Sky Links
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Dark Jedi #11-12, 25-37
Nazgul #2 w/ horse & fell beast
Gimli
Scorponox
Cliff Jumper
Minwipe & Borath
(Beast Wars) Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
Dark Woman
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Hrrm
Ajax
Twisted Mentat #1
Jedi Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Kid Deadpool
Shao Kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Baur
Marv
Curtis
Blanka
Evil Dwarf #1-6
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Dark Jedi Master #31-40
Beast Boy
Junkeon #1-10
Nightsister Sith Witch #1, 3-6, & 8-19
Young Jedi Knight #1-10
Quills
Big Barda
Samurai #1-20
Droideka #1-5
Mandalorian #1-5
Dexter
Allosaursus #9 & 10
BAlrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy Seal #45-50
Navy Seal Chief #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Justin Oblack
Red Dragon #11-22
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-5
Capt. Atom
Blue Dragon #1-12, & 20-22
Black Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Twins
Peter Petrelli
(movie) Scorponox
Black Widow
Battle Droid #1-3
Faith
Nitro
Adm. Starship
The Laser Cats
Thundarr the Barbarian
Ookla the Mok
Princess Ariel
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
Practice Squad
Coach: Jenna Jameson
Assistant Coach: Blue Wizard #1
Red Dragon #23-30
Blue Dragon #13-19
The Abomitrons
Head Coach: Allfred Pennyworth
Assistant Coaches: Whistler & Steve Yzerman
Batman
Robin (T.D)
Smaug
Iron Man
Chuck Norris
Cyborg Superman
The Ghostbusters
The Crew of Serenity
Mega Man
Rush
Capt. America
Starfire
Raven
Mario
Luigie
Sebastian the Crab
Tim Cheveldae
Paul Coffey
Bryan Murray
Jedi Padawan #33
Yaddle
Jedi Knight #36-50
Snow Trooper #26-45
Blade
Ax-battler
Tyrius Flare
Gilleus Thunderhead
Joe Levine
Hancock
Blade
Leviathon
Robin (D.G.)
Cerberus
Beast
Phineas
Ferb
Perry
Kirby
Stryffe
Timmell
Immell #1-20
Cyborg
Elite Clone Trooper #21-40
Mrs Voorhies
Upgraded Agent #1-3
Wookie Soldier #31-45
Abon Sur
Kyle Houslander
Zachary Houslander
Capt. Rex
Mara Jade (Jedi)
Sledgehammer
Ape Soldier #1-20
Baby Collossus
Iron Monger
Commander Cody
Ratta the Hutt
Motaro
Naboo Soldier #1-20
Death Adder
Starship Trooper #51-90
Dark Helmet
Widget (w/ body)
The Ray
Montross
Ben 10 Alien Force
Ace the Bat Hound
M. Bison
Sgt. Shinsky
Sandra Bulock
Shannon Pilkinton
Jared Pilkinton
Zombie #1 & 2
Ewok #49 & 51
Theoden King
Peregrin Took
Eomer
Rohirim #1-6
Falco
Diddy Kong
Nomad
Baby Bucky
Horribull & Creb
Bucky
Starman
Sandra O
Practice Squad
Coach: Dr. Evil
Assistant Coaches: #2 & Mini Me
Olif Golzig
Buzzcut
Daria
Stewart
Danny Ocean
Rusty
Linus
Virgil
Turk
Yen
Frank
Bashar
Saul
Livingston
Rueben
Wookie Soldier #46-50
Ape Soldier #21-25
Starship Trooper # 95-99
Built Ford Tough
Head Coach: Sparky Anderson
Han Solo
Chewbacca
Indiana Jones
Jack Ryan
Harrison Ford
USAgent
Scout Trooper #1-33
Wilt
Barry Sanders
Sardakaur #1-12
Beta Ray Bill
Capt. Jack Harkness
Gwen Cooper
Dr. Owen Harper
Toshiko Sato
Ianto Jones
Aslem
Bill
Bud
The D-Vas
Prof. Snape
The Flaming Carrot
Power Man
Iron Fist
Serious Black
Star Sapphire
Fantastic Max
FX
AB
Grapple
Cowboy Curtis
Archie the Octo-Spider
Andrew Jackson Libby
E. Honda
Dr. Who
Darkwing Duck
Steve Mcqueen
Mr. T
Moltar
John Lennon
Paul Mcartney
George Harrison
Ringo Starr
Joey
Pacy
Dawson
Strong Guy
Solid Snake
The Mars Detective Agency
Failed Jedi #1-10
Arachnid #1-50
Ellie
Katie
Simone
Benjy
Diego
Mandalorian #6-10
Ancient Sith Lord #8-14
Sand Trooper #1-25
Practice Squad
Empty
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
Head Coach: Alexander the Great
Assistant Coaches: Kurt Houslander & Alan Keyes
Mr. Mxyztplk
Magneto
Mighty Mouse
Usagio Yojimbo
Katma Tui
Bucephalus
Count Dooku
Asajj Ventress
Ch’p
Dr. U’bx
Psylocke
Duncan Idaho
Link
Quasar
Tom Bombadill
Nightwing
Peppermint Patti
Marci
Thundercracker
Omega Supreme
Superboy
Widget
Air Zonk
Bill Kelly
Salack
Skimmell
Power Dump
Air Zimmell
Lolo
Papa Smurf
Hermes
Stilgar
Gwildor
Wicket
Robert Muldoon
Longshot
Green Dragon #27
Gold Dragon #3-8
Silver Dragon #16 & 17
Twisted Mentat #2
Little Goomba #64
Ryachu
Jedi Padawan #17-20, 34, 35-36, & 40
Wonder Man
Jade
Oppo Rancisis
Dark Side Acolyte #1-6
Dark Side Adept #1-6
Aurra Sing
Wheely
Power Glide
Meriadoc Brandybuck
Oin
Gloin
Balin
Radaghast
Hobbit #1
Pony #1-3
Nazgul #3 w/ horse & fell beast
Troll #1-6
Evil Dwarf #1 & 2
Dragon #1-6
Balrog #3 & 4
Fremen #52-57
Thufir Hawat
Bene Gesserit #1 & 2
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-4
Honored Matre #1 & 2
New Sisterhood #1 & 2
Jedi Guardian #4
Duncan Idaho Ghola #5
Mentat #1
Ginaz Swordsmen #11-16
Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6
Wasp
G.W. Bridge
Adam Warlocl
Kylun
Spider Ham
Black Knight
Speedy
Beppo
Nosyarg Kcid (Larry)
Bat-Mite
Mike Troup
Simmell
Scrimmell
Ratts Tyrelle
Hammer Bros. #11-16
Death Bringer
Capt. N
Duke
Pit
Mouser
Stratos
Michelle Dessler
Tony Almeda
Flint Fireforge
Purple Dragon #13 & 14
Griffin #11-16
Tybalt
Treasure Troll #1 & 2
Jinx
Ttanus
Chucky
Bride of Chucky
Gamera
Megalon
N.S.-5 #35 & 36
Sith Lord #3 (Darth Yardigan)
Jedi Youngling #32 & 33
Wicked Witch of the East
Dave Goverde
Kermit the Frog
Peter Clamenza
Gobo
Mokey
Dozer #8 & 9
Quick Kick
Smurf #1 & 2
Carlos Chiappe
Jedi Knight #33-35
Ewok #41-46
Dark Jedi #13-18
Dark Jedi Master #12 & 13
Suk Doctor # 19
Velociraptor #21-23
Vampire #100
Dwarf #1 & 2
Murbella
Blue Devil
Blue Wizard #2
Squirtle
Toad
Salacious B. Crumb
Toad
Nightsister Sith Witch #2, 7, & 20
Qui Gonn’s Spirit
Bultar Swan
Galadriel
X-23
Rogue
Smart Grimlock
Aayla Secura
R.O.B. the Robot
Bontu Sitmus
Allia Atreides (kid)
Artie
Leach
Amantia
Larvox
Liu Kang
Goro
Widdle Wade
Pythona
Ryu
Chun Li
Ken
Mighty Mousette
Durge
Kintaro
Bub
Bob
Paploo
Richie Rich
Gas Gopher
Avian #1
Mangy Mouse
Mas
Menos
Astra
Practice Squad
Coach: Carla From Cheers
Assistant Coaches: Dean Cain & Terri Hatcher
Shia Lebuef
Cubby
Nick Nack
Ralph
Duncan Idaho (kid)
Norm Peterson
Cliff Claven
Bumblebee
Kitana
Thorin
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #5 & 6
New Sisterhood Mother #3 & 4
Ent Wife #1
Centaur #1-6
Avian #2-5
The Right Wing vs Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
The Right Wing is Poseidon, Silver Surfer, Phibian #11-18, Kit Fisto, Ariel, Opee Sea Killer #1-4, Capt. Panaka, Baby Storm, Storm, Jedi Knight #16 & 17, Mikhail Bakunin, & Helen of Troy.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Gamera, Megalon, Gold Dragon #3-8, Bultar Swan, Jedi Padawan #36, Bat-Mite, N.S.-5 #35 & 36, Green Dragon #27, Avian #1, Capt. N & Duke, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peppermint Patti & Marci, Kermit the Frog, Vampire #100, Squirtle, Toad, & (Marvel Comics) Toad.
Sorry this match took longer than expected to be posted, Bat-Mite thought it was hilarious to teleport me, Ryatu, to the world of Chutes and Ladders. Yeah I didn’t know there was a whole planet made up of nothing but that either. So it took me a little longer than expected. Plus I hit some black space ice (it exists) and crashed into the Spaceship Swinetrek on my way there. So again, sorry for the delay.
I’d say that Helen of Troy once again had the face that launched a thousand ships, but neither of these teams has even a single ship. So instead, Helen of Troy just has a neck that was bitten by Vampire #100. The Brotherhood knows that they are going to have their backs up against the proverbial wall in this match, so they charge in and give it all they’ve got. Gamera emerges from the ocean where Bultar Swan, Jedi Padawan #36, Captain N, Duke, and Meriadoc Brandybuck all climb on top of his shell. Gamera pulls his legs and tail inside of his shell and rockets towards The Right Wing. The turtle-riding Midgets leap off and attack The Right Wing. Duke the dog goes right after Mikhail Bakunin and starts mauling him. But Mikhail is very comfortable in these equator located waters, due to all of his time being Lost. He pulls the pin on a hand grenade and stuffs it into the dog’s mouth and dives underwater to avoid the coming explosion. Captain N sees this and is devastated. He dives after Mikhail and vaporizes him with his zapper. Bultar Swan and her Jedi Padawan try to attack the Phibians, but are outnumbered and in the water their lightsabers are useless. Bultar is able to Force push Phibian #12 into the knife of Phibian #17, but her Padawan is overwhelmed and defeated by the Phibians. Merry draws his sword and leaps on top of Phibian #15 and drives it deep into the base of his neck. A baby bolt of lightning by Baby Storm then hits Bultar Swan, and since she is all wet, even the baby-sized bolt is enough to bring about her demise. Peppermint Patty screams out in agony when Ariel swims up behind and jams a dinglehopper up under her rib cage. Enraged, Marci grabs a hold of Ariel’s red hair as she starts swimming below. She grabs the fork out of Ariel’s hand and brutally guts her with it. (Honestly the sight of it is disgusting. Have you ever seen a mermaid ripped open by a lesbian with a dull fork? No, I didn’t think so. I’m pretty sure at one point Marci even bit into the Little Mermaid. High above the ocean, Gold Dragons #3-8, Green Dragon #27, and Avian #1 circle the battle with NS-5 #35 on top of Gold Dragon #4 and NS-5 on Green Dragon #27. Storm along with Baby Storm then take to the skies to battle them. She calls down a huge lightning bolt that rips through Gold Dragon #3, as she flies out of the way from Gold Dragon #4’s fire breath. Baby Storm is then covered in poison by Green Dragon #27 and dies before her body hits the water. This angers the Friend of All Children regardless of team allegiance. But Gamera does not have the chance to do or say anything about it, as Silver Surfer hits him in the shell. The cosmic blast bounces off of the think protective shell of Gamera. The giant turtle then pulls his head and limbs into his shell and fires flames out of his arm and leg cavities causing him to rocket through the air spinning like a Frisbee. Silver Surfer is able to evade the oncoming attack, but is hit in the back by another. Megalon fires red napalm bombs from his mouth knocking Silver Surfer off balance. Ol’ Chromedome swings back around and unleashes a powerful blast of cosmic energy that blows a giant hole right in the middle of Megalon. Silver Surfer flies through the hole before Megalon even falls. He then zips back towards Gamera, but comes up from underneath, firing on Gamera’s softer underbelly. This attack finally takes down the Friend of All Children. Squirtle tries to gain some retribution for his fellow turtle and fires a stream of water at the Surfer, which really doesn’t do anything but annoy him. Captain Panaka helps out by shooting Squirtle right between the eyes. Kermit the Frog and Toad are then snagged by Opee Sea Killers #1 and 2’s long sticky tongues and are dragged down and eaten. All that’s left is Toad’s mushroom head, which floats to the surface. Kit Fisto leads Jedi Knights #16 and 17 against the motley crew of Vampire #100, Captain N, Marci and Merry. Captain N uses his power pad to give him super speed, which allows him to evade Kit Fisto’s oncoming attack. Vampire #100, Marci and Merry aren’t as lucky. Jedi Knights #16 and 17 uses the Force to hold them in place as Kit Fisto uses his specially outfitted lightsaber to cut them apart. Captain Panaka tried to shoot Captain N, but realizes that his gun has been changed into a rainbow trout courtesy of Bat-Mite. Captain N’s gun however, works just fine, as Panaka soon finds out. The team of Storm and Silver Surfer start gaining control of the skies as they kill Gold Dragon #6-8 and Avian #1. Bat-Mite then creates a tight box that encases Storm. It falls out of the sky and into the ocean below. She starts freaking out, as she is claustrophobic. Tornados, lightning bolts, and hail start rapidly appearing everywhere due to Storm’s panic. Jedi Knight #16 is sucked up into a tornado and killed. A bolt of lightning hits gold Dragon #4, but NS-5 #35 leaps onto the back of Silver Surfers surfboard. He tries to knock him off, but Surfer simply rips his head off and kicks the body into the water. Then tornados, lightning and hail finally stop as the box that Storm was in sinks to the ocean floor. Toad then whips his long tongue and attaches it to the underside of the surfboard. He is yanked out of the water and clings to it. Poseidon then cause massive waves to form, which crash down and consume Captain N and knock Gold Dragon #5 into the water, killing it as well. NS-5 #36 jumps off of Green Dragon #27 and into the water, where he attacks the remaining Phibians. He manages to kill Phibian #11 and 14, before the others take him down. Green Dragon #27 then strafes the water surface and spits poison all over Jedi Knight #17. But then, it is dragged underwater and eaten by the four Opee Sea Killers. Silver Surfer splashes down and starts surfing the waves, dragging Toad with him. Toad finally releases his hold on the surfboard and is stabbed in the chest by Kit Fisto. Bat-Mite, who has been quietly chuckling to himself the entire time, turns Phibians #13, 16, 17 and 18 all into cantaloupes which are then eaten by Opee Sea Killer #3. But now he has to deal with the fact that Kit Fisto, Silver Surfer and Poseidon are all attacking him. Bat-Mite teleports out of the way of Silver Surfer’s cosmic blasts. But Kit Fisto uses the Force and spins his lightsaber around at the very moment Bat-Mite reappears, decapitating the imp.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Syracuse Valley is Soundwave w/ Overkill, Slugfest, Squawk Talk, Beast Box, & (movie) Frenzy, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, Navy Sailor #60-71, Alien Xenomorph #85-90, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Casey Jones, Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Hammer Bros. #1 & 2, & Little Goomba #2 & 3.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Hellboy, Kyle Rayner, Hydroman, Jedi Master #20, Starro, Lobo the Duck, Ron Popeil, Doc Brown, Aunt May, Guy Gardner, G’Nort, The Groovy Gang: Ted, Val, Patty, Sonny, & Groovy, & Marines #1-24.
Ron Popeil, along with his new brother from another mother Doc Brown have devised what they call The Ronco Aquatic, gas-propelled, free-floating, open-air, water transport carTM for exclusive use by The Murderflies (maybe I’m missing something, but it looks an awful lot like a big pontoon boat to me). While The Syracuse Valley’s plethora of Decepticons patrol the air the rest of the team are attempting to swim up behind the Ronco transport. The entire Murderfly team is on top of the overloaded Ronco transport except for Hydroman and Starro who are in the water where they feel most comfortable. Soundwave flies over top of the Murderfly transport and ejects Overkill, Slugfest, Squawk Talk, Beast Box, and Frenzy, he drops the 2 goombas onto the platform as well. Aunt May hits Goomba #3 with her umbrella to kill it, but Goomba #2 touches her, so she dies. Groovy the dog then jumps on to Aunt May to avenge his unlikely teammate. While Soundwave’s tapes keep the Murderflies busy The Syracuse Valley begins their sea attack. The 12 Navy Sailors are the unlucky first wave as the skilled swimmers attempt to make their way from the water onto the Ronco transport. The Sailors move fast but The Murderflies 24 Marines led by the battle-hardened 9 death Murderfly FO-Life FFL veteran Marine #1 (Buck) un-sling their M-16’s and mow down the Navy Men before most of them even get out of the water and begin to attack. Only Marine #6 dies in this first wave with all 12 Navy Sailors falling victim to the defensive posture of The Murderflies. Megatron and Starscream fly by at incredible speeds attempting strafing runs on the water bound Starro and Hydro-Man with Megatron screaming in his electronic voice “All will die under the might of Megatron”! Meanwhile Doc Brown hears this and turns to Ron Popeil and to say “Is all the time traveling screwing up my memory”? “I don’t know, why do you ask” Ron answers. “Oh it’s nothing, I just could of swore that we fought Megatron last week”. As Doc Brown then yells “Great Scott” and ducks out of the way The tough as nails FFL All-Star Ron Popeil just shrugs his shoulders and gives that famous Popeil smile that makes everybody want to go out and spend $59.92 on an Electronic Food Dehydrator all over again despite the fact that he has laser blasts and conventional bullets whizzing by his head (war is hell). The Murderflies 3 green lanterns feel that the marines have the boat (excuse me, Ronco Transport) situation under control which is why they take to the air to do battle with The larger Decepticons. Jedi Master #20 is dueling it up with Frenzy while Hellboy is taking aim at the newly formed mini-gestalt of Squawkbox. Lobo the Duck is in the middle of an awkward looking fight with the tape turned Stegosaurus Overkill while Slugfest is pretending he is a real Dinosaur by snacking on Groovy. Everything seems to be as normal as one could possibly expect when The Syracuse Valley’s second wave shows up in 2 groups, one on each side of the transport. This wave is a little bit more effective considering that it consists of the 6 Aliens who have no problem jumping on to the side of the transport despite the oncoming fire from the marines. On the other side the 3 Ninja Turtles are climbing aboard. Casey Jones is supposed to be with them but it isn’t easy to swim in the ocean current with 2 hockey sticks a 3 wood and Louisville Slugger strapped to your back; especially when you are wearing a goalie mask. The Xenomorphs begin ripping thru the ranks of the Marines despite taking on heavy fire from the brave jar heads. Ted lets Patty out of her cage to help in defending the transport but she is quickly trampled to death by Alien #86. Zit, Rash, & Pimple make their way on to the transport and help the water-logged Casey Jones on as well. While Hammer Bros. #1 & 2 climb up over the motor (Oh, come on don’t tell me you forgot about the Hammer Bros.). The Xenomorph’s manage to take out half of the Marines while Hellboy, who just finished off Squawkbox and is now doing battle in what is many an indie-comic geek’s dream with Raphael and Casey Jones. Casey Jones says something not so profound in his stupid Brooklyn accent while he simultaneously and thoroughly pisses off Hellboy by slap shotting The Good Samaritan into the ocean. Hellboy then uses his right hand of doom to show everyone around why the NHL no longer uses those old-fashioned goalie masks as he crushes it along with Casey Jones’ head. Hammer Bros. #1 & 2 tag team Marine #14 by clubbing him to death with digital hammers but his buds Marines #15 & 16 pump the hammer bros. full of hollow points. Sonny yells to Ted “Hey Ted Groovy says we’ve got to help these army guys kill the aliens”. Val replies for Ted with “Groovy’s dead you idiot”. Sonny looks at her and says “Oh, so it was O.K. that I was getting my ideas from a dog, but now that I’m talking to a dead dog, I’m stupid”. The marines, despite their depleted ranks have taken out Aliens #85, 86, 88, & 90. What’s left of The Groovy Gang moves as a unit in an attempt to find out the mystery of the giant toads but instead of getting to the bottom of the mystery they find the bottom of the Battletoads feet, as Zit and Rash boot Val and Sonny in the heads with their giant amphibian feet and Pimple smashes Ted and the already dead Patty’s head’s together, proving that just because you are a serial killer, doesn’t mean you can fight. Donatello and Michelangelo each take out 2 marines while Xenomorph #89 dies in the process of killing one more. Then Soundwave’s 2 tapes that first appeared and partnered up long after any person who has ever seen a vagina stopped watching The Transformers cartoon, Overkill and Slugfest are re-united (cause it feels so good) in their epic battle against Lobo the Duck. The 2 robotic dinosaurs engage in a fierce fight with Ol’ Duckbo despite the fact that if you listen to Wikipedia Lobo the Duck is damn near impossible to defeat. The Main Duck uses his chain to smash Overkill to pieces but in the end Slugfest gets on the back of Lobo the Duck and bites his head off. I don’t remember if I mentioned that Jedi Master #20 came out on top of his fight with Frenzy, so if I didn’t: SURPRISE! Jedi Master #20 came out on top in his fight against Frenzy. Hellboy and Jedi Master #20 team up to put a stop to the rampaging Slugfest with a lightsaber/ Right Hand of Doom combo but The Ninja Turtles and Battletoads put the smack down on 4 of the last 5 marines. Hellboy, Jedi Master #20, and Marine #1 see that The Murderflies are not going to be able to hold on to their transport much longer which is why The Jedi Master in his wisdom yells back to their unofficial team leader “Admiral Popeil, you and Doc Brown are to important. Get out of here, we’ll handle this”. Popeil and Brown despite their tireless bravery know that you don’t argue with a Jedi Master so they run to the back of the transport and jump on to the 2 Ronco motorized single person water transport escape modulesTM (again, I could be off here but they just look like Jet-skis to me). Ron Popeil is successful in his escape but unfortunately for his partner in crime Doc Brown; Raphael thru his sai into the back of his head and killed him right before he got on the escape module. Marine #1 throws down his empty M-16 and pulls out his Beretta 92, ready to make his stand. “Semper Fi Murderflies” he yells as he jumps into the battle sticking his gun into the mouth of Xenomorph #87 (the last one) and blowing his head apart. Despite the deadly spray of concentrated acid all over his body, the dedicated Brock Samsonite fights on as he pulls out his grenade and bear hugs Pimple the Battletoad taking the much larger opponent out with him. On the transport The Ninja Turtles minus Leonardo Square off against the un-armed Hellboy while the 2 remaining Battletoads do battle with Jedi Master #20. But at this point we should perhaps visit the other part of the battle where some of the major competitors are fighting. The 3 green lanterns tripled teamed a tapeless Soundwave resulting in the somewhat easy destruction of the Decepticon Communications Officer. Starscream on the other hand has been continually blasting Hydro-Man with artillery fire, having little affect on him; while Megatron has transformed into his robot form to do battle with Starro. Megatron seems to have the upper hand against the alien when Kyle Rayner flies in to help Starro. Starro also establishes a mental link with his teammate Hydro-Man and orders him to glide toward their area so the Murderflies can put a stop to Megatron once and for all. Once Starscream sees this transpire he realizes that this could be the perfect opportunity for him to make his dreams come true. His attacks have done virtually nothing to any of the opponents that he has faced thus far but this time when he swings back around for his strafing run he locks on to the strongest power source knowing full well that that will be Megatron’s spark. He targets the weakened Decepticon leader with every missile he has left which not only blows up his teammate/rival but also sets off an explosion of Cybertronian proportions that completely destroys Starro, kills Rayner, and disintegrates Hydro-Man. G’Nort sees this bit of mass-destruction and begins to fly over and to engage Starscream in battle, but he is not fast enough to beat the furious Guy Gardner to the punch. Starscream at first successfully evades the attacks from the smaller opponent but Guy Gardner manages to get behind the robot in F-22 form and with a giant paint brush made out of green energy (in honor of his fallen bro Rayner) he blasts right thru the short-lived Decepticon leader. Hellboy and Jedi Master #20 attack at the same time in a vain attempt to regain control of their Ronco Ocean Transport. Jedi Master #20 slices thru the neck of Rash but while in mid lightsaber swing Zit clenches his hands together and brings them down on the Jedi’s neck snapping it. Raphael manages to lose his other Sai when Hellboy kicks it out of his hand and then brings down the hand of doom on Donatello’s dome to kill him. Michelangelo is kicked in the chest and almost knocked off the transport when Zit picks up Jedi Master #20’s green bladed lightsaber and throws it to Raphael. The freshly armed Ninja Turtle ignites the lightsaber and sticks it into the chest of Hellboy, killing him instantly. The remaining members of The Syracuse Valley: Raphael, Michelangelo, and Zit, who now have complete control of the Ronco Transport rush over to the controls to see how they can use the infamous Ronco technology to destroy the remaining members of the Murderflies. Michelangelo turns to Raphael and Zit and says “with this transport, we are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it”. A frightened Guy Gardner and G’Nort regroup with each other in the air, unsure of what lies in store for the last few members of The Murderflies, knowing that this unstoppable vehicle is now in the hand of their enemies. “How could we let this happen” Gardner says to G’Nort. G’Nort replies with “Usa thinking wesa people gonna die”. Just then, at that moment when all hope for Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies was lost…………………….. Ron Popeil pulls a remote control out of his pocket, and presses the self-destruct button for his Patented Ronco Aquatic transport as he says under his breath “it was just a boat”.
BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Hellboy, Kyle Rayner, Hydroman, Jedi Master #20, Starro, Lobo the Duck, Ron Popeil, Doc Brown, Aunt May, Guy Gardner, G’Nort, The Groovy Gang: Ted, Val, Patty, Sonny, & Groovy, & Marines #1-24.
Ron Popeil, along with his new brother from another mother Doc Brown have devised what they call The Ronco Aquatic, gas-propelled, free-floating, open-air, water transport carTM for exclusive use by The Murderflies (maybe I’m missing something, but it looks an awful lot like a big pontoon boat to me). While The Syracuse Valley’s plethora of Decepticons patrol the air the rest of the team are attempting to swim up behind the Ronco transport. The entire Murderfly team is on top of the overloaded Ronco transport except for Hydroman and Starro who are in the water where they feel most comfortable. Soundwave flies over top of the Murderfly transport and ejects Overkill, Slugfest, Squawk Talk, Beast Box, and Frenzy, he drops the 2 goombas onto the platform as well. Aunt May hits Goomba #3 with her umbrella to kill it, but Goomba #2 touches her, so she dies. Groovy the dog then jumps on to Aunt May to avenge his unlikely teammate. While Soundwave’s tapes keep the Murderflies busy The Syracuse Valley begins their sea attack. The 12 Navy Sailors are the unlucky first wave as the skilled swimmers attempt to make their way from the water onto the Ronco transport. The Sailors move fast but The Murderflies 24 Marines led by the battle-hardened 9 death Murderfly FO-Life FFL veteran Marine #1 (Buck) un-sling their M-16’s and mow down the Navy Men before most of them even get out of the water and begin to attack. Only Marine #6 dies in this first wave with all 12 Navy Sailors falling victim to the defensive posture of The Murderflies. Megatron and Starscream fly by at incredible speeds attempting strafing runs on the water bound Starro and Hydro-Man with Megatron screaming in his electronic voice “All will die under the might of Megatron”! Meanwhile Doc Brown hears this and turns to Ron Popeil and to say “Is all the time traveling screwing up my memory”? “I don’t know, why do you ask” Ron answers. “Oh it’s nothing, I just could of swore that we fought Megatron last week”. As Doc Brown then yells “Great Scott” and ducks out of the way The tough as nails FFL All-Star Ron Popeil just shrugs his shoulders and gives that famous Popeil smile that makes everybody want to go out and spend $59.92 on an Electronic Food Dehydrator all over again despite the fact that he has laser blasts and conventional bullets whizzing by his head (war is hell). The Murderflies 3 green lanterns feel that the marines have the boat (excuse me, Ronco Transport) situation under control which is why they take to the air to do battle with The larger Decepticons. Jedi Master #20 is dueling it up with Frenzy while Hellboy is taking aim at the newly formed mini-gestalt of Squawkbox. Lobo the Duck is in the middle of an awkward looking fight with the tape turned Stegosaurus Overkill while Slugfest is pretending he is a real Dinosaur by snacking on Groovy. Everything seems to be as normal as one could possibly expect when The Syracuse Valley’s second wave shows up in 2 groups, one on each side of the transport. This wave is a little bit more effective considering that it consists of the 6 Aliens who have no problem jumping on to the side of the transport despite the oncoming fire from the marines. On the other side the 3 Ninja Turtles are climbing aboard. Casey Jones is supposed to be with them but it isn’t easy to swim in the ocean current with 2 hockey sticks a 3 wood and Louisville Slugger strapped to your back; especially when you are wearing a goalie mask. The Xenomorphs begin ripping thru the ranks of the Marines despite taking on heavy fire from the brave jar heads. Ted lets Patty out of her cage to help in defending the transport but she is quickly trampled to death by Alien #86. Zit, Rash, & Pimple make their way on to the transport and help the water-logged Casey Jones on as well. While Hammer Bros. #1 & 2 climb up over the motor (Oh, come on don’t tell me you forgot about the Hammer Bros.). The Xenomorph’s manage to take out half of the Marines while Hellboy, who just finished off Squawkbox and is now doing battle in what is many an indie-comic geek’s dream with Raphael and Casey Jones. Casey Jones says something not so profound in his stupid Brooklyn accent while he simultaneously and thoroughly pisses off Hellboy by slap shotting The Good Samaritan into the ocean. Hellboy then uses his right hand of doom to show everyone around why the NHL no longer uses those old-fashioned goalie masks as he crushes it along with Casey Jones’ head. Hammer Bros. #1 & 2 tag team Marine #14 by clubbing him to death with digital hammers but his buds Marines #15 & 16 pump the hammer bros. full of hollow points. Sonny yells to Ted “Hey Ted Groovy says we’ve got to help these army guys kill the aliens”. Val replies for Ted with “Groovy’s dead you idiot”. Sonny looks at her and says “Oh, so it was O.K. that I was getting my ideas from a dog, but now that I’m talking to a dead dog, I’m stupid”. The marines, despite their depleted ranks have taken out Aliens #85, 86, 88, & 90. What’s left of The Groovy Gang moves as a unit in an attempt to find out the mystery of the giant toads but instead of getting to the bottom of the mystery they find the bottom of the Battletoads feet, as Zit and Rash boot Val and Sonny in the heads with their giant amphibian feet and Pimple smashes Ted and the already dead Patty’s head’s together, proving that just because you are a serial killer, doesn’t mean you can fight. Donatello and Michelangelo each take out 2 marines while Xenomorph #89 dies in the process of killing one more. Then Soundwave’s 2 tapes that first appeared and partnered up long after any person who has ever seen a vagina stopped watching The Transformers cartoon, Overkill and Slugfest are re-united (cause it feels so good) in their epic battle against Lobo the Duck. The 2 robotic dinosaurs engage in a fierce fight with Ol’ Duckbo despite the fact that if you listen to Wikipedia Lobo the Duck is damn near impossible to defeat. The Main Duck uses his chain to smash Overkill to pieces but in the end Slugfest gets on the back of Lobo the Duck and bites his head off. I don’t remember if I mentioned that Jedi Master #20 came out on top of his fight with Frenzy, so if I didn’t: SURPRISE! Jedi Master #20 came out on top in his fight against Frenzy. Hellboy and Jedi Master #20 team up to put a stop to the rampaging Slugfest with a lightsaber/ Right Hand of Doom combo but The Ninja Turtles and Battletoads put the smack down on 4 of the last 5 marines. Hellboy, Jedi Master #20, and Marine #1 see that The Murderflies are not going to be able to hold on to their transport much longer which is why The Jedi Master in his wisdom yells back to their unofficial team leader “Admiral Popeil, you and Doc Brown are to important. Get out of here, we’ll handle this”. Popeil and Brown despite their tireless bravery know that you don’t argue with a Jedi Master so they run to the back of the transport and jump on to the 2 Ronco motorized single person water transport escape modulesTM (again, I could be off here but they just look like Jet-skis to me). Ron Popeil is successful in his escape but unfortunately for his partner in crime Doc Brown; Raphael thru his sai into the back of his head and killed him right before he got on the escape module. Marine #1 throws down his empty M-16 and pulls out his Beretta 92, ready to make his stand. “Semper Fi Murderflies” he yells as he jumps into the battle sticking his gun into the mouth of Xenomorph #87 (the last one) and blowing his head apart. Despite the deadly spray of concentrated acid all over his body, the dedicated Brock Samsonite fights on as he pulls out his grenade and bear hugs Pimple the Battletoad taking the much larger opponent out with him. On the transport The Ninja Turtles minus Leonardo Square off against the un-armed Hellboy while the 2 remaining Battletoads do battle with Jedi Master #20. But at this point we should perhaps visit the other part of the battle where some of the major competitors are fighting. The 3 green lanterns tripled teamed a tapeless Soundwave resulting in the somewhat easy destruction of the Decepticon Communications Officer. Starscream on the other hand has been continually blasting Hydro-Man with artillery fire, having little affect on him; while Megatron has transformed into his robot form to do battle with Starro. Megatron seems to have the upper hand against the alien when Kyle Rayner flies in to help Starro. Starro also establishes a mental link with his teammate Hydro-Man and orders him to glide toward their area so the Murderflies can put a stop to Megatron once and for all. Once Starscream sees this transpire he realizes that this could be the perfect opportunity for him to make his dreams come true. His attacks have done virtually nothing to any of the opponents that he has faced thus far but this time when he swings back around for his strafing run he locks on to the strongest power source knowing full well that that will be Megatron’s spark. He targets the weakened Decepticon leader with every missile he has left which not only blows up his teammate/rival but also sets off an explosion of Cybertronian proportions that completely destroys Starro, kills Rayner, and disintegrates Hydro-Man. G’Nort sees this bit of mass-destruction and begins to fly over and to engage Starscream in battle, but he is not fast enough to beat the furious Guy Gardner to the punch. Starscream at first successfully evades the attacks from the smaller opponent but Guy Gardner manages to get behind the robot in F-22 form and with a giant paint brush made out of green energy (in honor of his fallen bro Rayner) he blasts right thru the short-lived Decepticon leader. Hellboy and Jedi Master #20 attack at the same time in a vain attempt to regain control of their Ronco Ocean Transport. Jedi Master #20 slices thru the neck of Rash but while in mid lightsaber swing Zit clenches his hands together and brings them down on the Jedi’s neck snapping it. Raphael manages to lose his other Sai when Hellboy kicks it out of his hand and then brings down the hand of doom on Donatello’s dome to kill him. Michelangelo is kicked in the chest and almost knocked off the transport when Zit picks up Jedi Master #20’s green bladed lightsaber and throws it to Raphael. The freshly armed Ninja Turtle ignites the lightsaber and sticks it into the chest of Hellboy, killing him instantly. The remaining members of The Syracuse Valley: Raphael, Michelangelo, and Zit, who now have complete control of the Ronco Transport rush over to the controls to see how they can use the infamous Ronco technology to destroy the remaining members of the Murderflies. Michelangelo turns to Raphael and Zit and says “with this transport, we are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it”. A frightened Guy Gardner and G’Nort regroup with each other in the air, unsure of what lies in store for the last few members of The Murderflies, knowing that this unstoppable vehicle is now in the hand of their enemies. “How could we let this happen” Gardner says to G’Nort. G’Nort replies with “Usa thinking wesa people gonna die”. Just then, at that moment when all hope for Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies was lost…………………….. Ron Popeil pulls a remote control out of his pocket, and presses the self-destruct button for his Patented Ronco Aquatic transport as he says under his breath “it was just a boat”.
BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!
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