Monday, September 23, 2013
BREAKING: Kennelz Owner to Step Down
Word out of The Kennelz locker room is that Original FFL Team Owner Matt Oblak is stepping down and relinquishing control of The Kennelz. Matt would like to thank all of The Watchers both regular and guest for their six years of amazing matches. The Kennelz will always remember their championship run that culminated witIh a victory over our noble Commish, but the time is right to step away. Matt would like to wish good luck to the entire league and hopes the Kennelz are placed in willing and capable hands.
Sunday, September 22, 2013
The season 6 All Star game.
Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME to the 2013 Fantasy fantasy league ALL STAR GAME! A night where inter-divisional rivalries are set by the wayside, and is all about the George Lucas conference going head to head with the Stan Lee conference. A night where anything can happen! I'm your host, "Handsome" Harry Halliday! Now, let's get down to the action!
We're start off with our first blockbuster annoucement, this match will not be a 15 on 15 match. No, this year's match is going to be bigger! We're going to have an 18 ON 18 free for all. Let's take a look at the line ups!
First off, we have the Stan Lee conference! Representing them will be-Red Son Superman, Justice Legion Alpha Batman, Black Lantern Darth Vader, Poseidon, Vampire Yoda, Spartacus, Dexter Morgan, the Annoying Orange, Mimic, Yoda, Vampire Kang, Professor Charles Xavier, C.M. Punk, Allia Atreides, Black Bolt, White Lantern Batman, Green Arrow and the final member- write in candidate The Eradicator!
A very impressive line-up. Now let's take a look at the George Lucas' group of players.
For the Lucas conference, we have- Lord Voldemort, Superman, The Joker, Black Lantern Yoda, White Lantern Kyle Rayner, Real Man, Nekron, Han Solo: Rogue Jedi, Chris Seeney, Emperor Joker, Space Ghost, Prowl(imus Prime), Sauron, George Washington, Dora the Explorer, Darth Maul w/ Droid legs, Robimus Prime, and Superman Jr.
Both teams look ready to go. We're waiting for the signal and...hold on folks. One of the Mickey Mouse Grindhouse's All Stars, Nekron, is motioning that he has something to say. He's got a microphone, so let's take it down to Nekron.
"DIE!"
OH MY GOD! I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! WITH A SINGLE WORD NEKRON HAS KILLED EVERY SINGLE ALL STAR! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED! GOOD GOD! THAT.....that sonofabitch is smiling. He's going for the trophy, Folks, Nekron may have had a checked career for most of his time in the league, but there;s no denying the raw, untapped menace that is...
Wait. Wait just a second! It's the council of Watchers. They've descended on the scene and are preventing Nekron from claiming victory, and Nekron is not happy about this. He looks like he's about to-
NEKRON IS DOWN. Joshatu has knocked Nekron on his ass, and now we have every single All Star down and out. The Wtachers are looking around and have huddled up... It looks like....yes... they've elected to let the Watcher who was originally scheduled to watch this contest-Krisatu to address this situation.
"Ladies and gentlemen. In the interest of fairness, and because it's best for business, it has been decided that the 2013 All Star game is not going to be a game this year. Rather, let me welcome you all to the 2013 ALL STAR WILDCARD TOURNAMENT: DEADLY ALLIANCES! That's right! What we're going to do is have pairs of All Stars from each division teaming up and to battle the other conference in a variety of different terrains that will ensure a fair and balanced outcome. The opening round will consist of the following match ups:
Lord Voldemort and White Lantern Kyle Rayner vs Vampire Kang and White Lantern Batman
We're start off with our first blockbuster annoucement, this match will not be a 15 on 15 match. No, this year's match is going to be bigger! We're going to have an 18 ON 18 free for all. Let's take a look at the line ups!
First off, we have the Stan Lee conference! Representing them will be-Red Son Superman, Justice Legion Alpha Batman, Black Lantern Darth Vader, Poseidon, Vampire Yoda, Spartacus, Dexter Morgan, the Annoying Orange, Mimic, Yoda, Vampire Kang, Professor Charles Xavier, C.M. Punk, Allia Atreides, Black Bolt, White Lantern Batman, Green Arrow and the final member- write in candidate The Eradicator!
A very impressive line-up. Now let's take a look at the George Lucas' group of players.
For the Lucas conference, we have- Lord Voldemort, Superman, The Joker, Black Lantern Yoda, White Lantern Kyle Rayner, Real Man, Nekron, Han Solo: Rogue Jedi, Chris Seeney, Emperor Joker, Space Ghost, Prowl(imus Prime), Sauron, George Washington, Dora the Explorer, Darth Maul w/ Droid legs, Robimus Prime, and Superman Jr.
Both teams look ready to go. We're waiting for the signal and...hold on folks. One of the Mickey Mouse Grindhouse's All Stars, Nekron, is motioning that he has something to say. He's got a microphone, so let's take it down to Nekron.
"DIE!"
OH MY GOD! I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! WITH A SINGLE WORD NEKRON HAS KILLED EVERY SINGLE ALL STAR! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED! GOOD GOD! THAT.....that sonofabitch is smiling. He's going for the trophy, Folks, Nekron may have had a checked career for most of his time in the league, but there;s no denying the raw, untapped menace that is...
Wait. Wait just a second! It's the council of Watchers. They've descended on the scene and are preventing Nekron from claiming victory, and Nekron is not happy about this. He looks like he's about to-
NEKRON IS DOWN. Joshatu has knocked Nekron on his ass, and now we have every single All Star down and out. The Wtachers are looking around and have huddled up... It looks like....yes... they've elected to let the Watcher who was originally scheduled to watch this contest-Krisatu to address this situation.
"Ladies and gentlemen. In the interest of fairness, and because it's best for business, it has been decided that the 2013 All Star game is not going to be a game this year. Rather, let me welcome you all to the 2013 ALL STAR WILDCARD TOURNAMENT: DEADLY ALLIANCES! That's right! What we're going to do is have pairs of All Stars from each division teaming up and to battle the other conference in a variety of different terrains that will ensure a fair and balanced outcome. The opening round will consist of the following match ups:
Lord Voldemort and White Lantern Kyle Rayner vs Vampire Kang and White Lantern Batman
Superman and Darth Maul (w/ Droid legs) vs Yoda and Green Arrow
The Joker and Real Man vs Prof. Xavier and the Annoying Orange
Black Lantern Yoda and George Washington vs The Eradicator and Dexter Morgan
Nekron and Dora the Explorer vs Red Son Superman and Spartacus
Han Solo: Rogue Jedi and Sauron vs Black Lantern Darth Vader and Poseidon
Chris Seeney and Emperor Joker vs C.M. Punk and Justice Legion Alpha Batman
Space Ghost and Robimus Prime vs Black Bolt and Allia Atreides
Prowl(imus Prime) and Superman Jr vs Vampire Yoda and Mimic"
WOW! You never know what's gonna happen here in the FFL! We're gonna take a little bit to finish dotting a few i's and crossing some t's, but we'll get right back to the action! Keep it locked right here to ESPN eight, THE OCHO as we get ready to kick off the beginning of the epic confrontation!
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