Hayley's Comets vs. Le Napoleon's Brigade

“If an Englishman gets run down by a truck, he apologizes to the truck.”

- Jackie Mason

I look to the teams which will do battle on top of a semi-truck in this Consolation Round 3 Match. They are as follows:

Hayley's Comets: Mace Towani (w/ a laser sword) and Watchdog #1.

Le Napoleon Brigade: Julie Artrip

Let the battle begin. . .

Julie Artrip is “juiced” due to the four 5-Hour Energy shots she greedily gulped down. [Side note: Julie found the shots in a shoebox underneath the bed of her brother, who was storing them for the next 24-hour Groudy radio marathon].

Mace Towani races toward Artrip who dodges the laser sword and places Towani in a wrestling hold. Towani drops the blade. As the blade clatters toward the side of the truck Julie grabs it. Towani jumps on her elder and is impaled by her own blade. Julie kicks Towani from the blade and her dead body slips over the side of the truck. Towani is now amongst the other road kill littering the street.

Watchdog #1 jumps on Artrip and accidentally becomes somewhat “excited” at the appeal of a strong woman with a sword. Julie takes advantage of this fact and kicks him in the groin. Watchdog #1 falls to his knees and is decapitated by Julie’s newly acquired laser sword.

Comets: All dead.

Brigade: Julie Artrip survives.

LE NAPOLEON'S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!!!

The Horsemen of Apokolips vs. The Untouchables

“There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.”

-B.C. Forbes

I look to the teams which will do battle on top of a semi-truck in this Consolation Round 3 Match. They are as follows:


The Horsemen of Apokolips: Bugs Bunny and Elderly Bruce Wayne's Dog (from Batman Beyond).

The Untouchables: Big Bird and Snuffeluffagus.

Let the battle begin. . .

The semi-truck moves swiftly down I-75.

Bugs Bunny (looks to EBWD): DUCK!!!

Both Bugs and EBWD duck as they approach a bridge above the highway. Big Bird and Snuffeluffagus are not so lucky. . . two large SPLATS are heard.

Horsemen: Bugs Bunny and Elderly Bruce Wayne’s Dog survive.

Untouchables: All dead.

THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!