Saturday, October 22, 2016

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXV


The spellbinding light ceases to exist.  As the light is extinguished, from its essence rises the entire Royal Highness and George Washington’s Slaves teams.  Although separated, all have been transported to the Detroitia Sector of the City Region.
Royal Highness. . .

Mike Greenwell looks to his teammates.
Greenwell: Damn straight!  I be where I belong!!!

Mogan LeFey turns to Lex Luthor.
LeFey: What is he babbling about?

Luthor:  Greenwell was raised in the area near the Earth city known as Detroit.  Rumor has it that he was actually raised on the mean streets and knows them well. 
Batman Beyond: . . . and I thought Gotham was dirty.

Greenwell: Nothing more fun that getting down and dirty with Greenie on his simulated home turf!  Let’s party boys and girls!

Slaves. . .

Crocodile Dundee: Crikey!  This place smells like the underbelly of a croc!
Tony the Tiger:  Smell means nothing.  Blood means everything.

Wicked Witch of the West:  Ooooh.  Blood.  There’s nothing I’d rather bathe in than the blood of our enemy.
Washington:  You will have your chance Triple W.  You will have your chance.

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXIV


           A bright light engulfs the inhabitants of the Playoff Planet.  The combatants feel their bodies tremble as the teleportation of their essences is about to commence. 
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           Old Man Logan looks down at his shimmering body.  Batman smiles at his friend, knowing that his plan is on the precipice of coming to fruition. 

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            Darth Shemalyah looks at her teammates who currently stand beside her, including her trusted apprentices, Nik Landsoh and Brek Nyram.  George Washington’s armor glimmers in the light which envelopes his compatriots.  Shemalyah whispers to her acolytes.

Darth Shemalyah: Just. . . .
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Batman: . . . as. . .
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Darth Shemalyah: . . . I’ve. . . .
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Batman: . . . planned.