December Optional Tournament

In the second half of this month there is going to be an optional tournament. It will be a "strike force" tournament with the setting being the K of C Hall on Warren Road in Detroit (known to many members of the FFL simply as "The Hall"). Each strike force will consist of 1 character that costs 39 points or less (the leader), 2 commons that cost 30 points or less(the officers), 2 commons that cost 15 or less, 2 commons that cost 8 or less, and 1 character that costs 4 or less (the annoying mascot). This tournament is optional to join, but teams may also enter more than 1 strike force (I reserve the right to put a limit on how many you may enter, but as of right now I will not. For entering the tournament you will recieve an AT-RT (1 for each strike force you enter). The grand prize will be the Delorean/time machine from Back to the Future. The other prizes will depend on how many teams enter the tournament. Your teams are due in by Dec. 15th, and the tournament will be completed no later than the Expansion draft/draft lottery on Jan. 9th.

Season 3 Schedule

This is the schedule for Season 3. There are several new teams, and most of them have not submitted team names yet, so they will probably change before the season starts; but there are many requests coming in for this schedule, so I found it important to post it now. The name next to the match is the Watcher who will be witnessing that particular match. This is tenative and subject to change, but we will do our best to keep changes to a minimum. Weeks 3, 5, & 9 are retreat weeks, and the rest are all death matches. As always, please feel free to contact me at any time by whatever media means you prefer for any questions you may have.

Pre-Season
Setting: Kashyyyk
Points: 100
Prize: A red, green, & blue Kyber crystal & a Y-Wing Bomber

-The Transfoamers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Better Than All of You (Nick)
-The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Beckerma's Backyardigans: Beeyatches (Ryan)


Week 1
Setting: Bar fight
Points: 75
Prize: Halberd, Atlas, & Heat Axe (from Shining Force)

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Transfoamers (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hailey's Comets (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Evette (Nick)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Mike)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-The Right Wing Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)


Week 2
Setting: The Arctic Ocean
Points: 200
Prize: Mandalorian Armor

-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Beckerman's Bakyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Abomitrons (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Untouchables (Ryan)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Nick)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Team Bruce


Week 3
Setting: Coruscant
Points: 500
Prize: Red lightsaber

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigas: Beeyatches Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Teresa's Team Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Bryan)


Week 4
Setting: The Rischey Mays (Space)
Points: 800
Prize: 2 green lightsabers

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
-Team S.P. Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team Bruce (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Evette (Ryan)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)

Week 5
Setting: Water World (yes, the Kevin Costner movie)
Points: 1200
Prize: 2 blue lightsabers

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. The Untouchables (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Team S.P. Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Team Evette (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley


Week 6
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 2500
Prize: Green Lantern Ring

-TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Better Than All of You (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-Jonathon's AwesomeRy Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Josh)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)


Week 7
Setting: Scorched Wallach IX
Points: 701
Prize: Red Lantern Ring

-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Ryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)


Week 8
Setting: The Ice Tundra's of Saskatoon
Points 699
Prize: Blue Lantern Ring

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Hailey's Comet's Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)


Week 9
Setting: Ancient Egypt
Points: 400
Prize: Various Super Smash Bros. Weapons

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Team S.P. Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Built Ford Tough (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team


Week 10
Setting: Bespin
Points: 175
Prize: Demon Rod & Devil Lance (from Shining Force)

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Nick)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Teresa's Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)


Week 11
Setting: The Jungle from Avatar
Points: 55
Prize: A Mithril Vest

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Right Wing (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. The Untouchables (Nick)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Bryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)


Eight teams from each league (sixteen total) will make the play-offs. Any team that makes the play-offs will win an A-Wing and a piece of Kryptonite. The division winners will be guarenteed the top three seeds and will additionally win an Iron Man suit and a Russian Mig. Please contact me if you see any errors on the schedule, and I will address them immedietely.

-Josh

The Right Wing

Head Coach: Mike Huckabee
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch

Protected Roster

Poseidon
Silver Surfer
The Incredible Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash (Barry Allen)
John Stewart (the green lantern, not the talk show host)
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Sith Lord #15
Darth Malack
Green Goblin
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Mac-ail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Hector
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Drusilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1
Agent #2
Jedi Knight #1A (Gary (formerly Jedi Padawan #1)
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
The Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Slimer
Donkey Kong Jr.
Phibian #11-18
　

Unprotected Roster

Snow Trooper #1-9
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Ninja #1-12
JedI Padawan #38 & 39
JedI Master #16A, & 18A-31A (formerly JedI Knight #16, & 18-31)
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Army Soldier #132-160
Elephant #1-10
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopeia
Delphi
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Smurf #3
Gondor Soldier #1-30
JedI Knight #2A-15A (formerly JedI Padawan #2-15)
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Gold Dragon #10-15
　

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Teddy Tear
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Phibian #19 & 20

Ninja #13-15
Pirate #1-10
Snow Trooper #10-24
　
This Jedi laden team made their first play-off appearance last season, and it is crazy to think that they won’t be right back their after year 3. With the promotion of many force users, not to mention Greek gods, Silver Surfer and Hulk (with a bunch of his old buddies) this team is only going to improve (especially if they have anywhere near as good of a draft as they did last season (possibly the best in the league). They picked up a few deaths in the off-season for Snow troopers #1, 3, & 7 when they were on “big goober fish” feeding duty, as well as deaths for Ninja #12 and Army Soldiers # 132, 134, & 149 during some of Mike Huckabee’s more rigorous training exercises, but nothing that is going to do any permanent damage to this team. If this team needs anything at all it is just a little more depth, but with the new expansion in season 3 you can expect this team to do just fine.

Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve

Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Bill Walsh & John McCain

Protected Roster
　

Ares: god of war
Galactus
Galactus’ herald (Nova)
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
Sky Links (Dino-Bird & Lion)
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Nazgul #2
Gimli
Cliffjumper
Mindwipe
Borath
(Beast Wars)Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
(movie)Scorpononk
Scorpononk
Lord Zarock (Scropononk’s Head)
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Ajax
Jedi Knight #30A (formerly jedI Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Shao kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Bauer
Marv
Blanka
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Beast Boy
Quills
Big BardaDexter (the dog)
Stargirl
STRIPES
Justin Oblak
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5
Jade
Capt. AtomBlack Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Matrix Ghost Twins
Peter Petrelli
Black Widow
Faith
Thundarr the Barbarian
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
　

Unprotected Roster
　

The Predicons
Dark JedI Master #11A & 12A, & 25A-37A (formerly Dark JedI #11 & 12, & 25-37)
Dark JedI Master #31-40
Nazgul #2’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #2’s Horse
Hrrm
Twisted Mentat #1
Kid Deadpool
Evil Dwarf #1-6
Junkeon #1-10
Nightsister Sith Witch #1, 3-6, & 8-19
Young JedI Knight #1-10
Samurai #1-19
Droideka #1-5
Mandalorian #1-5
Treasure Troll #25
Allosaurus #9 & 10
Balrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy SEAL #45-50
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Red Dragon #11-22
Blue Dragon #1-12
Battle Droid #1-3
Adm. Starship
Adm. Starship’s laser cat
Nitro
Nitro’s laser cat
Ookla the Mok
Princess Ariel
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
　

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Jenna Jameson
Assistant Coach: Blue Wizard #1
(interim) Assistant Coach: Curtis Manning

Red Dragon #23-30
Blue Dragon #13-19
　
For a team that has spent their entire FFL career on the brink of making the play-offs they should benefit well from the expansion and their new division positioning (getting out of a division with TEAM & The Horsemen is something that just about anybody would look forward to). The Kennelz Dark Jedi’s have all become Dark Jedi Master’s; but the real story of force apprenticeship is JedI Knight #30A, who has just completed the trials after being trained by Senior JedI Master Mace Windu. Master Windu was very impressed with his Padawan and his ability to wield a light saber in the elusive form 7 style that very few JedI have ever mastered. The secretive Coach Oracle, reveals very little about what goes on in the locker room, and Assistants Walsh & McCain are pretty tight lipped as well, but we Watchers do know that mysterious deaths were dealt to Evil Dwarves #1, 3, & 5, Dark JedI Master #37, Young JedI Knight #8, and Samurai #12. With a good draft, you can look forward to seeing this team have a better season than they have ever had in the past.

The Untouchables

Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon
Assistant Coaches: Brainiac 5 & Void

Protected Roster

Deadpool
Megatron
Aphrodite
Mr. Fantastic
Invisible Woman
The Thing
Human Torch
Legolas
Sorceress of Castle Grayskull
She-Hulk
Boromir
Bombshell
Kickback
Shrapnel
James Bond
Tomar Tu
Granny Goodness
Gilottina
Lashina
Stompa
Bernadeth
Mad Harriet
She-Ra
(Green Lantern) Sinestro
MacGyver
Scourge
Sweep #1
Sweep #2
Ursula
(movie)Bumblebee
Tinkerbelle
Big Bird
Snuffaloffugas
Horatio Caine
Green Arrow
Black Canary
Punisher
Dr. Polaris
The Atom
Maleficent
Merlin
Spartan
Maul
Voodoo
Grifter
Zealot
Warblade
Cosmic Boy
Lightning Lad
Saturn Girl
Hot Spot
Hoist
Inferno
Eclipso
Pikachu
Birdbrain
Bristleback
Icepick
Scowl
Slog
Wildfly
Pyro
Mystique
Ratchet
Broadside
(movie)Brawl
Prof. Minerva Mognonagle
Scrapper
Ras A Ghul
　

Unprotected Roster

Space trooper #1-20
Ent #1-10
Dark Side Acolyte #7-18
Elven Soldier #1-12
Clone Trooper #1-6
Aleta One
Sith Lord #11 & 12
Xio Jade
Daredevil
Ant Man
Scarecrow
Plastic Man
Hawk
(evil)Dr. Light
Sidney Briscoe
Siryn
Huntress
Robin (Jason Todd)
Huffer
John Spartan
Ant Man II
Paula Dean
Mr. Incredible
Elasti-girl
Violet
Dash
Jack-Jack
Cordelia Chase
Widget the World Watcher
Weasal
Odysseus
Captain Cold
Blob
Bonecrusher
Hook
Scavenger
Mixmaster
Longhaul
Groove
Blades
Streetwise
First Aid
Pounce
Wingspan
Phantom Girl
Bouncing Boy
Triplicate Girl
Timber Wolf
Chameleon Boy
Karate Kid
Griffin #1-6
Purple Dragon #1-6
Horse #5-11
Navy SEAL #33-44
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #11-13
Dark Jedi Master #19A-24A (formerly Dark Jedi #19-24)
Swiftwind
Madam Razz
Broom
Gatecrasher
Detective Yelena Salas
Slippy Toad
Lightning McQueen
Kingpin
Toe-mater
Fremen #43-54
Nazgul #9
Nazgul #9’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #9’s Horse
Doc Hudson
Microchip
(good)Dr. Light
Mombi
Sgt. Todd
Calleigh Duquesne
Natalie Boa Vista
Eric Delko
Alex Woods
Frank Tripp
Beast man
Private Ryan
Duncan Idaho Ghola #9
　

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Lord Emp
Assistant Coaches: Matt & Teresa Oblak
　
Jay
Kay
Casper the Ghost
Sean
Patrick
Horace
Rudy
Eugene
Phoebe
Marilyn Monroe
Gung Hoe
Capt. Typho
Spike Witwicky
Plastic Baby
Horse #1-4
Purple Dragon #7-10
Griffin #7-10
Elven Soldier #13-15
Kung Lao
　
　
Making the play-offs in The American League is hard. Making the Play-offs when you play in The Ryan Poteracki Division along with The Horsemen and TEAM is very hard, but The Untouchables manages to do both of those things last year. Although they ended up getting eliminated in the first round, what they accomplished last season is still something to be proud of. In the coming season, The Untouchables will be in a new division with their rival The Kennelz and 2 expansion teams, which is going to up their chances for success drastically, with a decent draft, this team could be one to watch closely in the coming season. Between the ents, dragons, griffins, and giant robots that wander the halls of The Untouchable Locker Room a couple of deaths did ensue. Namely, Elven Soldiers #2 & 10, Space Trooper #14, Navy SEAL #36 & Horse #6. Other than these minor incidents, Commissioner/Coach Gordon runs a pretty tight ship and the team moral is good going into their third season.

TEAM

Interim Coaching staff: Fortress Maximus

Protected Roster

Superman
Unicron
Thor
Thunderstrike
Ragnarok
Set
He-Man
Galvatron
Seraph
Eddie Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Laura Sroka
Amy Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Space Ghost
Luke Skywalker
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-15
Emerald Weapon
Sepiroth
Godzilla
Zilla
Hot Rod
Voltron
Streaks
Comet
God Emperor Leto II
Blaster
Blitzwing
Astrotrain
Mimmell
Leader 1
Yarael Poof
Depa Billaba
Max (Shining Force Leader)
The Combaticons
Samus
Bowser: King of Koopa
Gannon
Shockwave
Iron Hide
(movie)Iron Hide
Seaspray
Jango Fett
Max Ray
Treebeard
Cronos　
　

Unprotected Roster

Young Boba Fett
Jack Sparrow
Battle Cat
Orco
Suk Doctor #20
R2-D2
C-3P0
Joe Levine
Rewind
Eject
Steel Jaw
Ramhorn
The Shining Force (all 29 except the leader (Max)).
Mr. Myagi
Dr. Robotnik
Freddy Krueger
Ryan Poteracki
Ghanima Atreides
The Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31, 33-34
Jan
Jace
Blip
Ace Mcleod
Jackie Chan
Willow
Kefka
Ethan Hun t
General Thade
Futar #1-10
Neo-Cymek #16-20
Phibian #1-10
Bruce Lee
The Eagle
Val Kyrie #1-5
The Kurgan
General Maximus
King Randor
Cypher
No-ship Futar #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Jazz
Bomber-Man
Ness
Wil-E. Coyote
The Roadrunner
Astaroth
Jack Lalane
Jared Pilkinton
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Nyobi
Nightmare
John Wayne
Fred Baker
Mitsurgi
Cop-Tur
Power-Dasher car
Power-Dasher drill
Power-Dasher jet
Raindance
Grandslam
Cromedome
Stylor
Dirge
Swoop
Wheeljack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector (Left, Middle, & Right)
Thrust
Teletran-1
Wreck-Gar
Junkeon #11 & 12
Perceptor
R.C.
Gold Bug
Lando Calrissean
Cybertronian Guardian #1-10
Sith Lord #6 & 7
Shark icon #47-50
Lord Katsumoto
John Thunder
Rex Charger
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Master #32A (formerly Jedi Knight #32)
Jedi Knight #16A (formerly JedI Padawan #16)
Nien Numb
Depa Billaba
Battle Trap
Yarael Poof
Jake Rockwell
Evil Paul Atreides Ghola
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two-Face
Apeface
Spasma
Tlielaxlu Master #3-10
Shimmell

The Oracle

Mr. Spock

Mother Brain

Practice Squad (The Legion of Doom)

Head Coach: Griffin Poteracki
Assistant Coaches: Bloodwind & Hector
　
Mike Sroka
Mimmell
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Shaun Poteracki
Adolf Hitler
Richard Zacharski
Mike Genet
Samwise Gamgee
Frodo Baggins
Bill the Pony
Tlielaxlu Master #1 & 2
Jimmy Olsen
Lois Lane
Val Kyrie #6-20


Making it to the league finals would be considered a successful season for just about any other team, but not TEAM. When you have been one of the top teams in the entire FFL since day 1, the only thing that makes them content is hoisting the Universe Bowl trophy. TEAM, along with their inter-division rival The Horsemen of Apokolips are still considered to be possibly the two best teams in all of Fantasy Fantasy, not to mention the standard-bearers of the most anticipated match of the season, when they square off in Week 6 for 2500 points. TEAM and The Horsemen have battled with each other more than any 2 teams in all of FFL, but their matches are always exciting bloodbaths. Futar #5 & 6, & No-Ship Futar #1 were all stepped on by either Godzilla or Zilla at some point during the year, while Val Kyrie #4 & 6, and Phibian #8 were all killed in some of Ethan “those that can’t do teach” Hunt’s rigorous training exercises which have kept all of TEAM on their feet since the very beginning of Season 1. Mimmell unfortunately died twice this year while trying along with The Tlielaxlu Masters and their massive genetic breeding program to birth a clone of TEAM’s #1 star Superman. Despite their past failures they have by no means given up hope on this plan, but do to their complicated gender reversal technology (displayed last year, in their creation of Shimmell). They were successful, with the birth of She-Man a genetic clone of He-Man with 2 X chromosomes. She-Man has much to learn as far as getting used to her surroundings, but she has displayed many of the same strength and fighting abilities that made the original He-Man so famous.

W3

Coming. . . . Summer 2010

2009 FFL Champions: The Horsemen of Apokolips

Head Coach: Hanibal Lectur
Assistant Coaches: Vandal Savage & Emma Frost

Protected Roster

Achilles
Supergirl
Superboy Prime
Sinestro
Amon Sur
Starscream
Overbite
Seawing
Skalor
Snaptrap
Tentakill
Seaworm #1-8
Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master
Plo Koon
Saeese Tiin
The One Above All
Exitar the Exterminator
Sheanna
Sandworm #14
Ramjet
Motormaster
Slag
Snarl
Sludge
Miho
The Witch King
Havok
Sabertooth
Archangel
Daken
Swamp Thing
The Balrog of Moria
Gozar the Gozarian
Stitch
Tia Dalma (Calypso)
Joker
Deathstroke
Taskmaster
Mr. Sinister
Juggernaut
Gideon
Jamie Madrox
Elixir
Cannonball
Sebastian Shaw
Black Queen
Shadowcat
Lucius Malfoy
Jason Voorhies
Pinhead
Chris Artrip
Julie Artrip
Larry Reamer
Solomon Grundy
Prowl
Roadbuster
Tripticon
Springer
Jedi Padawan #37A & 38A (formerly Jedi Youngling #37 & 38)
Hades
Venom II
Apocalypse
　

Unprotected Roster

Sunstorm
Dead End
Breakdown
Wild Rider
Drag Strip
Punch/Counterpunch
Sixshot
Blur
Nautilator
Steppenwolfe
Eeth Koth
Mara Jade
Witch King’s Horse
Witch King’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #4
Nazgul #5
Nazgul #7
Nazgul #8
Elrond
Zuul
Vince Clortho
Circuit Breaker
Dazzler
Quick Silver
Tally Hawk
Blue Grass
Steel Heart
Razor
Steel Will
Stronghold
The Copper Kid
Mayday
Mako
Walro
Dolph
Octavio
Lorka
Bronc
Angel
Bellatrix Lestrange
Cable
Iron Patriot
The Sentry
Captain Marvel
Moonstone
The Wolfman
Kane of Runefast
Cloud Strife
Vincent Valentine
Baraka
Medusa
Stheno
Eurale
The Master
Glory
Gurney Halleck
Feyd-Rautha Harkonen
Hordack
The Fuzzy Monster
Gene Simmons
Paul Stanley
Ace Frehley
Peter Criss
Chemo
Monarch
Ravager
Red X
Amazon #1-24
Cave Troll #1-6
T-Rex #1-4
Astro-droid #11 & 12
Fremen #31-42
Thinking Machine #1-3
Navy SEAL #1-18
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #1-6
Dementor #11-20
Droideka #6-10
Dark Jedi Master #1-10
Dark Jedi Master #1A-10A (formerly Dark Jedi #1-10)
Gold Dragon #1 & 2
Green Dragon #29-30
Sith Lord #13 (Darth Dark)
Sith Lord #14 (Darth Seed)
(Elderly) Bruce Wayne
Christopher Tolkien
J.R.R. Tolkien
Grand Moff Tarkin
Arachorn
Meggan

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Lion-O
Assistant Coaches: Tommy Oliver & Madyline Pryor

Warlock
Casey F’n Rybeck
Elongated Man
Cheetah
Serpentor
Globulus
Wyatt Earp
Sparkplug Witwicky
Bugs Bunny
Sunspot
Elderly Bruce Wayne’s Dog
Desaad
Simon Belmont
Cave Troll #7-12
Navy SEAL #19, 20, & 26
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #7
Thinking Machine #4-8
　
As the returning FFL Champions, and Back to Back division winner of the top division in all of Fantasy Fantasy, you can count on The Horsemen being stolen from early and often in the expansion draft. This team is undoubtedly the deepest team in all of Fantasy, and you can count on them having another great draft in Season 3. The team’s Dark Jedi’s have all graduated to the rank of Dark Jedi Masters, and the team’s 2 Younglings have been taken as Padawans by Luke Skywalker & Plo Koon. Dark Jedi Masters #6, 2A, 4A, & 7A were all dealt deaths throughout their rigorous training process, but the training has paid off. Amazon #5 was killed during T-Rex feeding duty, and Navy SEAL #2 was accidentally stepped on by Cave Troll #4. Hanibal Lectur, has got his team working as a well oiled machine and is hungry (get it) for another championship. Ella Artrip’s training is coming along nicely, as she is getting a well-rounded variety of fighting techniques from numerous different sources. She has already begun her hand to hand combat training with her late Uncle Josh’s famous tanto (Chris & Julie took the Katana & Wakisachi that finish off the matching set). The Horsemen have made several off-season trades to attain new members, but their newest character; is Moltenadon, the oldest of the ancient race of Balrogs from Middle Earth (unfortunately this character did kill both J.R.R. Tolkien and his son Christopher once each right after the former created him). As usual, we can all look forward to an eventful season for the Horsemen, as they battle with their arch-rival TEAM for dominance of their division (and the league). Make sure to check them out as they do battle with each other in the big 2500 point death match in Week 6.