The Right Wing

Head Coach: Mike Huckabee
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch

Protected Roster

Poseidon
Silver Surfer
The Incredible Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash (Barry Allen)
John Stewart (the green lantern, not the talk show host)
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Sith Lord #15
Darth Malack
Green Goblin
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Mac-ail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Hector
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Drusilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1
Agent #2
Jedi Knight #1A (Gary (formerly Jedi Padawan #1)
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
The Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Slimer
Donkey Kong Jr.
Phibian #11-18
　

Unprotected Roster

Snow Trooper #1-9
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Ninja #1-12
JedI Padawan #38 & 39
JedI Master #16A, & 18A-31A (formerly JedI Knight #16, & 18-31)
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Army Soldier #132-160
Elephant #1-10
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopeia
Delphi
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Smurf #3
Gondor Soldier #1-30
JedI Knight #2A-15A (formerly JedI Padawan #2-15)
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Gold Dragon #10-15
　

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Teddy Tear
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Phibian #19 & 20

Ninja #13-15
Pirate #1-10
Snow Trooper #10-24
　
This Jedi laden team made their first play-off appearance last season, and it is crazy to think that they won’t be right back their after year 3. With the promotion of many force users, not to mention Greek gods, Silver Surfer and Hulk (with a bunch of his old buddies) this team is only going to improve (especially if they have anywhere near as good of a draft as they did last season (possibly the best in the league). They picked up a few deaths in the off-season for Snow troopers #1, 3, & 7 when they were on “big goober fish” feeding duty, as well as deaths for Ninja #12 and Army Soldiers # 132, 134, & 149 during some of Mike Huckabee’s more rigorous training exercises, but nothing that is going to do any permanent damage to this team. If this team needs anything at all it is just a little more depth, but with the new expansion in season 3 you can expect this team to do just fine.