Week 6 Democracy: Dolla 49 Mcrib vs The NAZA

NAZA: Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Legends Luke Skywalker w/ Blue Lantern Ring, R2-D2, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Vegeta, Deadman, Omniman, Monkey D. Luffy, Ash Ketchum, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Giritina, Dialga, and Palkia, Darth Traya, Darth Nihilus, and Darth Sion, Comander Stargaze and Sly Bird, and Crimson Chin

Dola 49 McRib: Darth Malak, Count Dooku, Bizarro Superman, Sentry, Dr. Strange and Wong, 10 Navy Seals, Goro w/ a Double Red Lightsaber, Shang Tsung, Attila The Frog, Genghis The Frog, and Napoleon Bonafrog, Rasputin The Mad Frog, Saturn, Ares, Mandalorian #1-10, Harkonnen Soldier #3, Lucario, and Atreides Soldier #2

The Underhills Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips.

 Week 6 Consortium, Kamino:

The Underhills are Mera, John Stewart, Green Lantern #1-5, Blue Lantern #1-2, The Seacons:. Nautilator, Seawing, Overbite, Skalor, Snaptrap, and Tentakil, Black Mantan, Xenomorph #1-20, Excalibur: Capt. Britain, Meggan, Phoenix, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Lockheed, Kylun, and Widget, General Zod, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Slingshot, and Air Raid, Raven, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips are Poseidon, Seaworm #1-10, Shazam, He-Man and Battle Cat, The Tiger Sharks:. Mako, Walro, Gupp, Octavia, and Lorca, Red Hood, Starfire, Arsenal, Apocalypse, and Hermione Granger on a Quidditch Broom.

The Sigmaz Vs. David Byrne's Meat Suits

The Sigmaz are The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:. Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael (all with Glocks), Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Link (w/ The Master Sword) on Pegasus, Spawn, Hellboy, The Unabomber in an Iron Man Suit, Azula, Tai Lee, and Mai, Mega Man and Rush, Goku, Bullseye, The Terminator (3) and Henry Knox in a F-14, Tokka and Razhar, Aaron Burr, and Detective Spooner 

David Byrne's Meat Suits are Yakkon, The Creeper, Kosa-Yin Hadu, Nazgul #6 on his Fell Beast, Shao Kahn, Unalaq, Desna, and Eska, Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Sagat, Piplup, Denethor, Pee Wee Herman, Uruk Hai #1-10, Storm Trooper #1-5, Rocky Balboa, Vladimir Harkonen, The Jar Jar Heads:. (Capt., Lt., 2nd Lt., Sgt., Cpl., Lance Corporal, Pvt First Class, and 3 Pvts), Capt. Tarpals, Boss Nass, Gungan Soldier #1-10, Robert Oswald, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Pope Emeritus Benedict in a Suit of Armor, Magwai #1-10, Sandy from Sandy's, Big Bird and Snuffalufagus, Lewis, Clark, and Saccajewa, Serena and Manion Butler, Benedict Arnold, Gary Habkirk, The Simpsons: Homer, Marge Bart (w/ Dark Brandon's AR-15), Lisa, Maggie, and Santa's Little Helper, The Noid, Air Bender #1-4, Dr. Robert Neville and his Dog, John Conner, and Axel Foley.  

Sigmas Vs. Sigmaz The Battle for the Apple of Eden

 Sigmas: Ki Adi Mundi, Smaug, Qui Gon Jin, Deadshot, Satoru Gojo, Griffith, Jhin, MLK Jr., Marth, Gigachad w/Katana and Tanto, Mystique, Legolas, Tree Sentinel, Faramir, Pit, Morpheous, Fremen, The Witch King of Angmar, The End, The Pain, The Fury, Gollum, Iron Hide, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Duncan Idaho, Chani, Sardakur (1-20), Starscream, Maverik w F5 Tiger, Ramjet, Dirge, Earth Bender

Sigmaz: Malcom X w/ Vibranium Suit and Green Light Saber, 10 Wakandan Soldiers, Obama, Kratos, Atreus, Fenrir, The Dino Bots, Six Shot, SunStrom, Unabomber in Ironman suit and F5 Tiger, Eren Yaeger, Ronald Mcdonald Crew, The TMNT w/ Glocks, Altair and Ezio w/Apple of Eden, Golbin w/AR15, Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Azula, Tai Lee Mai, Spawn inF14, Hellboy in F14, The Joker w/ The Joker Mobile, Link on Pegasus w/Master Sword, Zelda, Master Chief in Sith Fighter, SImon Belmont, E Dubb, Bullseye, Snake Eyes and Wolf, Guts

The rain is coming down hard in the jungle and the Sigmas are on the hunt for the apple of Eden.  The Sigmas have been split up in a search for the apple of Eden.  Gojo, Griffith, Jhin, Gigachad, and Mystique lead the fight into the jungle.  

Lighting strikes but it seems to be part of the storm until the Sigmas here a screech.  Eren Yaeger followed by the Ronald Mcdonald crew and Jason Voorhees make their presence known.  Eren Yaeger charges the Sigmas with great speed.  Gigachad tries to take out the neck of Eren Yaeger but it is nothing but an effort.  They know they have to cut his nape in order to release him from the Titan from information they got from their ally Doctor's Madhouse. 

Jhin begins to start attacking the Ronald McDonalds crew until all that is left is Grimace.  Grimace starts to become feral and fights back against Jhin while he is reloading.  Avoid all traps set by Jhin Grimace slashes Jhin making him unable to move.  Grimace rips the spin from Jhin's body and begins a feast upon his body, eating his limbs one by one.  Even Jason Voorhees is disgusted by the scene of Grimace.  

Gojo has been fending off attacks from Eren Yaeger and Voorhees with the help of Griffith and Mystique. Griffith takes on Voorhees head on.  Sword vs. Machete never looks like a close fight on paper but the undead make it look like they have the upper hand.  You can hear the loud clashes of steel as the fight goes on.  Mystique uses her ability to change into Pamela Voorhees.

"Jason.  You need to stop.  This is your mother.  Come home to me" says Mystique

Jason instantly stops fighting allowing Giffith to deal a lethal blow that takes out Jason Voorhees.  All that is left is Eren.  Eren becoming more and more aware of his abilities and where they came from determines to not be defeated once again.  He quickly takes out both mystique and Griffith as they are not equipped to handle a titan. 

After the battle Eren turns back into human form.  "I need to get back to the pyramid in the Desert to help protect the Apple of Eden" says Eren.

Little did Eren know that Gollum was lurking in the shaddows watching and listening to the whole fight.

"I need to warn the others I must" says Gollum as he retreats back to the city to let the others know that the Apple is not there and it's in the desert.

"I will have my precious apple since Mr.Frodo wouldn't allow me to have the Ring" says Gollum in his creepy ass voice he does.

Back in the city Gollum relays the information back to Qui Gon Jin but it is to late the fighting has begun and the there is no way to stop the onslaught.  Qui Gon and Ki Adi Mundi retreat back to the Desert Temple to go after the Apple.

Mavrik and the Unabomber are in a dog fight in F5 tigers.  The Unabomber is losing the fight.  Mavrik gaining the upper hand continues to rain fire on the Unabomber until The Unabomber tries to leave the fight.  Mavrik is chasing after him.  "Han I don't know where he is going.  It looks like he trying to retreat"

"Well follow him and take him down" says Han Solo

The Unabomber continues to run from the fight.  "They will never see this coming."  

The Unabomber then kamakazis Starscream killing the giant Transformer, but he ejected right before the crash and escaped in his Iron Man suit back to the fight.  He is unable to escape in the Ironman suit as Mavrik still had his eyes set on completing the mission at any cost.  His F5 has taken to much damage though.  He decides he can help in one last way.  He then Kamakazis Sixshot killing the transformer, but he went out like a G and didn't eject.  Mavrik ain't no pussy.

All while this is going on Iron Hide is taking on the Dinobots with the Lone earth bender.  The earth bender is unable to do much damage, but allows for a distraction for Iron Hide to take them out.  This effort is null as they all kill each other in a large destructive fight.

Ramjet and Dirge take on Sunstorm.  They begin to launch rockets at each other while in jet form.  They truly make a giant destructive dog fight which levels half of the city.  Building are crashing from the chaos.  Sunstorm is able to take our Dirge early in the fight leaving it a one on one between Ramjet and Sunstrom.  They both get destroyed in the destruction.  Both unable to move lying on the ground a building falls on them destroying the two transformers. 

During the giant robot fights Deadshot and Marth were at odds against the unkillable Michael Meyers.  No matter how many time Deadshot is able to shoot him he will not go down.  Deadshot unleashes enough round to take off the leg of Michael Meyers.  As Michael laid on the ground Deadshot approached him ready to shoot him in the head execution style. 

"Any last words freak" says Deadshot.

Shitty last words if you ask me.  Micahel then grabs Deashot taking him down to ground and stabs him in the neck.  Marth originally to afraid to get close to Michael attacks with his sword cutting the head off of Michael Meyers.  Marth sits next to the body of Deadshot remembering his old friends until he is grabbed and taken airborn.  Hellboy picked him up like a hawk does it prey.  He takes him higher and higher flying into the sky.  Marth struggling the entire time.

"If you keep struggling I'm gonna drop you to your death" says Hellboy

"You don't have the chops" responds Marth.

Marth is then dropped over 500 feet to his death.

Pit, Legolas, and MLK Jr. attack the Tmnt.  MLK is able to take the upper hand on Donatello cracking his neck and killing him.  Leonardo quickly responds decapitating the Civil rights activist.  Pit and Legolas fend off Raphael and Leonardo.  Legolas delivers a final blow to Raphael and pit takes out Leonardo leaving just Mikey.  Mikey's picks up the weapons of his fellows comrades and retaliates.  Here we can see the first glimpses of the Last Ronin.  Mikey is able to avenge his brothers killing the elf and the swordsmen.  

Mikey feels like he can't go on without his brothers and takes his own life while laying next to his brothers.

All that is left in the city for the Sigmas is Tree Sentinal, Farmir, Fremen, Han and Chewy, and Chani.  The battle in the city is looking grim for the Sigmas. 

Obama and Zelda are approached by Chani, Faramir and a Fremen soldier.  Obama and Zelda stood no chance.  Zelda is bested by Faramir as she can't handle the swordsman. The Fremen soldier easily takes out Obama, but I mean who couldn't?  His wife could beat his ass.

Link comes riding in on his Pegasus.  He quickly starts an attack on Chani who is defenseless.  He slashes the back on Chani leaving her to bleed to death.  The fremen soldier tries to avenge her but is unable to do so as the master swordsman takes out the soldier with ease.  Leaving just Faramir and Link to duke it out.  

The Boxing commences

Link is overpowering Faramir but he isn't done yet.  He is able to knock the sword out of the hands of Link.  He starts to walk Link down to deliver a finishing blow.  That is until Link's pegasus swoops in from the air to save him.  He then picks up is sword and keeps slashing Faramir from the air until he can no longer stand the pain and rolls over and dies.  

Han and Chewy along with the tree sentinal are all that remain in the city.  They have the Joker held hostage is an effort to be let go to escape to the Desert Temple.

"We know you know where the apple is now.  Let us go and we will release the Joker.  We already killed master chief we aren't afraid to kill another of you guys" says Han Solo

"We don't care about that psycho" says spawn as he unleashes his attack.  He killed Han Solo and The Joker in the process.

Chewy begins to go berserk as his best friend is just killed.  He rips apart Simon Belmont limb by limb leaving nothing left but his torso.  The Tree Sentinel backs up his comrade and begins to attack bullseye.  He is unsuccessful as Hellboy saves him from imminent death.  Hellboy then destroys the Tree Sentinal with one blow.

"You not the only one who can do that you big hairy bastard" says hell boy as he rips the limbs from Chewy leaving nothing left but hairs like a coyote does to a small dog.  

"It's time to get back.  Who knows who the hell they sent to grab that apple" says Hellboy

Hellboy picks up Bullseye and flies to the desert temple along side Link riding on his Pegasus. Spawn follows behind shortly after almost as if he were looking for someone.

At the Desert Temple

Ki Adi Mundi and Qui Gon have teamed up with Duncan Idaho and his Fremen and Sardakaur Troops.  They were met by Guts, Azula, Tai Lee and Mai.  The airbenders made quick work of all the soldiers and troops leaving the two Jedi with Duncan Idaho.  Duncan Idaho and Guts began to battle it out while it was the force vs airbending. 

Duncan Idaho and Guts began a fierce battle between the two.  The clashing of steel sent continuous sparks flying.  No one had the upper hand in the battle.  Guts began to get increasingly angry but that came to his demise.  His anger caused his to make mistakes like he had in his past battles with Griffith.  Idaho used to the terrain was able to take advantage and slice the throat of The Black Swordsman.  

Mundi and Qui Gon continued to battle the airbenders.  Mundi was soon taken out by Tai Lee but it wasn't enough to stop Qui Gon.  Qui Gon is able to over power azula with the help of Idaho.  They continue to push back on Mai who is two weak for the Jedi and commander.  

The End, The Pain, and The fury were running recon on the temple when they are met by Snake Eyes and Wolf.  Snake Eyes is able to snap the neck of the The Pain but while that happened The End and The Fury were able to take out Wolf since it was two soldiers vs a wolf.  Although they won Wolf was able to pull off a significant amount of damage to the two soldiers.  Snake Eyes is the better soldier and is able to take out the two with little to no damage taken.  

Qui Gon and Duncan Idaho finally arrive at the entrance of the Temple.  They are met by Malcom X.  

"Go on ahead" says Qui Gon

Idaho runs inside.  Qui Gon and Malcon X begin a light saber fight at the entrance.  The clashing of the light sabers can be heard through the entire temple.  Malcon X in his vibranium suit finally gets the upper hand on Qui Gon and stabs him in the heart.  

Morpheus soon arrives on top of Smaug and takes out Malcom X as morpheus is to strong for the noble leader of the Sigmaz.  Smaug goes to take out all the back up for the Sigmaz, but once again lighting strikes.  Eren Yaeger changes to titan form and jumps on the giant Dragon.  They begin to battle in the air.  Smaug is engulfing Yaeger with the flames.  The titan can't take it much longer.  He continues to attack the dragon.  His efforts are not enough to the kill the powerful dragon as he drops to the ground leaving him limp.

The Witch King of Angmar on the ground is able to cut the nape of Yaeger and then kills him when he rips him out of the titan body. 

Inside the Temple Morpheus and Idaho are met by the Wakandan Soldiers of the Sigmas.  They are able to defeat the weak soldiers.  Ezio and Altiar along with Fenrir are standing next to the apple of eden in defense.  The two assassins team up on Idaho and get the upper hand when Ezio made his way to the second floor and jumped to assassinate the commander.  Morpheus retaliates and kills the two assassins whose technology are far behind his.  He then moves on to Fenrir who couldn't keep up with Morpheus.  Morpheus is about to drop a nuke he on a killin spree.

Outside Smaug and The Witch King start to fend off the reinforcements of the Sigmaz.  They are met by Hellboy and Link.  Link was quickly engulfed in flames by Smaug as he stood no chance against the mighty Dragon but the Witch King fell short to Hellboy.  His strentgh was to much for him.

Smaug and Hellboy fought it out until Hellboy could no longer fly.  Without being able to fly his chances were slim to win.  Bullseye tried to help him but he was to weak for Smaug.  Smaug ate bullseye whole.  The battle was at a stalemate as Hellboy can't fly to get close but he is also immune to fire.  That is until Spawn arrives.

"Hey look who I found on the way here" Spawn says

"Please tell me you have him tied up" says hellboy

"why would I? He is to weak to do anything I pushed him all the way here" Spawn replies

"RUN" screams Hellboy

Satoro Gojo who escaped in the jungle without being seen began his onslaught.  He quickly blows off the head of Spawn who brought him to the Temple. He quickly moves to the slow Hellboy and is able to take out the demon.

Gojo makes his way into the temple.  All that stands is Snake eyes.  Gojo and Morpheus laugh as they argue who will kill him.  Gojo then jumps ahead and ends snake eyes life in the blink of an eye.

"We've done it.  We can head back now" says Morpheus

"Not so fast" says the Black Stallion Erick William's who is followed by Kratos and Atreus.  

Kratos lept into the fight followed by Arteus.  It was speed and strength something Gojo and Morpheus never have seen before, but Gojo was up for the fight.  The fight began to destruct some of the temple but Kratos ended it early.

"You can't kill a god" says Kratos.

Erick then picks up the apple of Eden slowing down time and using the Sword of Duncan Idaho he slays Smaug.  Erick then leads his two subordinates off into the sunset.

The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen vs The Washington Redskins

It is playoff planet week, both teams begin landing on the planet to prepare for battle. They are amazed at the size of the planet and diversity of terrains. The planet appears fit to house any type of being for battle. Many stories have made their way around the league of epic battles that had been fought here in alternate universes. As the combatants step foot onto the planet they can’t help but feel a vague sense of deja-vu.

The Washington Redskins are:

Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #4), Chian, Professor Xavier, Wolverine, Omega Supreme, Sinestro (w/ The White Lantern Ring), The Ghostbusters:. Peter, Ray, Egon, & Winston in Ecto-1,  John McLane and Skeletor in The Batmobile (Tim Burton/Michael Keaton version), Namor the Submariner, The Sando Aqua Monster, Chuck Norris (w/ The Houslander Family Katana) in a Chinese Spy Balloon, Thundercracker and Buster, Skywarp, The Arc Troopers in a U-Wing (O.G. Arc Troopers include: Captain, two lieutenants, heavy weapons specialist, and six Arc Troopers (Obi Wan's special troops from O.G. Clone Wars)), Asajj Ventress in an Arwing, Kup, Sodom Yat, Mandalore the Great (w/ The Dark saber), R.O.B. the Robot in an ARC Fighter,  The Silver Hawks: Colonel Bluegrass w/ Sideman, Quicksilver w/ Talleyhawk, Steelheart w/ Stronghold, Steelwill w/ Rayzor, & Copper Kid w/ Mayday in The Marage, Teddy Roosevelt (in a Hammer Bros. Suit), Larfleeze, Usagi Yojimbo & Jotaro, Sharkticon #7 & 8.  

The Washington Redskins decide to employ the most cutting edge technology to gain the upper hand on their opponent.  Chuck Norris grabs the Houslander Family Katana and climbs up into a Chinese Spy Balloon. Several days later, he is tens of thousands of feet over the camp of the League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen. He looks down with his hawk like vision and sees their troops preparing for battle. He sees:

Avatar Aang with Star Sapphire, Superman, Martian Manhunter, Dante, Beowolf, Hecate, Erasmus, Magneto, Ultron, The Insecticons (Venom, Barrage, Chop Chop, Ransack),  Sky Lynx, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Sabertooth, Dracula w/power ring, Jason Bourne w/ Death note,  Aphrodite, Pinhead, Galadriel, 4 LOTR Orc, as well as vehicles: TIE Fighter, A-Wing, TIE Reaper, and Imperial Shuttle.

After some time he sees  Avatar Aang, Aphrodite, Jason Bourne, and Dante get into a TIE Reaper and leave the camp.

“Well, their story checks out.” He utters to himself. “Although they do have a couple of broads. And Bumblebee is kinda gay.” Chuck writes down his findings on his notepad. He then pulls a carrier pigeon out of his pocket, sticks the note in the bird’s mouth, and roundhouse kicks it back to his team. Back at the Redskins base Yoda picks up the dead pigeon and pulls the note out of its mouth. “Begin now the battle will”.

Back in the balloon, Chuck is getting bored so he decides to start hocking loogies. He spits one out with precision and lands it directly through an Orc’s skull. The other three orcs look up in bewilderment. Then another loogie slams through skull of another Orc. The remaining two look at each other confused, about to run when they are both offed by high velocity spit wads. 

In the balloon Chuck mumbles to himself contentedly “The age of Orcs is over. The time of the loogie has come!”

Down below the Gentleman are discussing what had transpired and what they should do about it.

“It is a very advanced form of technology. We must leave it be.” Says Galadriel. “It is the tradition of this world to allow the balloon to float freely for days while doing nothing. Besides, we need to find out more information about what this thing is.”

“I told you days ago that it’s just a balloon with an old man sunbathing nude next to a sword. I offered multiple times to shoot it down and you declined.” Retorts Sky Lynx.

Meanwhile, a TIE Reaper lands near the beach and the Gentleman exit the ship.

“Our water foes are very formidable. Stick to the plan.” says Avatar Aang as he begins bending water attempting to uncover the enemy. He sees a couple of Sharkticons swimming near the shore so he earth bends some nearby boulders and sends them directly into the transformers. While he is occupied a very large wave forms and knocks the gentlemen into the water. Namor, riding on the back of the Sando Aqua Monster swims up and devours Avatar Aang and Dante. Aphodite and Jason Bourne swim towards shore but Aphrodite doesn’t make it and is also consumed. Jason hurries onto the shore and falls onto his back as the monster gains on him.

“Please! Before you eat me please tell me, who is it that has bested me?” begs Jason Bourne.

“What? Have you not heard of the great Namor? Or my pet Sando Aqua Monster? We are the most fearsome –“ then they both die suddenly, as Jason finishes writing in his notebook. Jason then returns to his TIE Reaper to fly back to the others.

Back at their base, the Gentleman see a speck in the distance. As it gets closer they see that it is Wolverine pushing Professor Xavier in his wheelchair.

“Do not shoot.” Commands Magneto. After a while Professor X and Wolverine get close and then stop.

“I have assessed the situation. Your team loses in the end. I am offering you the option to surrender now and spare the lives of your team.” Pleads Professor X.

“Charles, I know who is on your team. They are mostly robots and costumed people in vehicles. They are no match for my powers.” Flaunts Magneto.

“Very well, you were warned.” And with that Wolverine begins wheeling him away.

“Stop!” yells Magneto as he exerts his control over wolverine. “Why would you come here defenseless? Wolverine is the last person who could defend you from me?”

And with that Thundercracker and Skywarp swoop in from opposite directions firing their blasters at Magento. He is incinerated as the Gentleman are momentarily stunned. The rest of the Redskins then lunge into battle.

The Gentleman frantically run for their ships.  Erasmus gets into his TIE Fighter, Pinhead gets in his A-wing, and Beowolf in an Imperial Shuttle. Having advanced intel the Redskins U-Wing,  Asajj Ventress in her Arwing, and R.O.B. the robot in his ARC figher gun down the ships and combatants as they attempt to take off. The Silver Hawks and Sinestro blast away Hecate.

Superman sees the battle slipping away and responds quickly by flying through the Redskins U-Wing causing it to crash killing all of the Arc troopers. He then puts his heat vision onto R.O.B. the robots Arc fighter blowing it up. He catches up to Asajj Ventress and rips the wing off of her Arwing but she ejects before the crash.

 Sky Lynx knocks off the Silverhawks one by one. He then pursues Skywarp and Thundercracker, neither of whom can shake him off. Sky Lynx blasts both transformers out of the air and begins strafing the Redskin’s ground forces. He easily picks off Usage Yojimbo and Jotaro without much effort.

On the ground the Ghostbuster pull up and get out of Ecto-1 near Dracula. They pull out their proton packs and begin blasting at Dracula but he is too fast for them. The Batmobile pulls up and as John McClain and Skeletor get out Dracula flies behind John McClain and drains his blood. John tries to get back into the Batmobile and faints, his foot hitting the gas pedal. The Batmobile smashes into the Ghostbusters and Ecto-1, killing everyone involved. Skeletor notices Dracula is distracted by this and takes the opportunity to thrust his sword through his chest.

Sabertooth eyes Wolverine from across the field. The two begin moving towards each other. Sabretooth strikes first, charging towards Wolverine with his claws extended. Wolverine meets him head-on, their claws clashing in a shower of sparks. The two exchange blows, their enhanced senses allowing them to anticipate each other's moves.

Sabretooth grins savagely as he lands a blow on Wolverine's side, drawing blood. But Wolverine fights back with renewed ferocity, slashing at Sabretooth's face with his claws. Sabretooth snarls and slashes back, their claws locking together once again.

The fight continues for what seems like an eternity, both combatants matching each other blow for blow. They roll and tumble across the ground, their claws tearing up the earth beneath them. 

With a final, savage roar, Wolverine delivers a devastating blow to Sabretooth's chest, puncturing his heart. Sabretooth falls to the ground, dead. Wolverine stands over his fallen foe, breathing heavily but victorious.

Martian Manhunter and Ultron find themselves confronted by Larfleeze and Sinestro. Martin Manhunter used his telepathy to probe the minds of his opponents, seeking to find their weaknesses. Ultron, on the other hand, unleashed a barrage of energy blasts, intent on taking down his foes with raw power.

Larfleeze summons his power of avarice to create a swarm of constructs that swarmed around his opponents, engulfing them in a sea of orange light. Sinestro, the Yellow Lantern, used his ring to create a cage of fear around the two heroes, trapping them within.

Martin Manhunter tried to use his shape-shifting abilities to escape the cage, but he found that Sinestro's ring was too powerful for him to overcome. Ultron, too, found himself unable to break free, as the cage seemed to sap his energy and weaken him.

Larfleeze and Sinestro then launched a coordinated attack, with Sinestro blasting the trapped heroes with his ring while Larfleeze unleashed his orange constructs upon them. Martin Manhunter and Ultron fought back with all their might, but it was not enough. Martian Manhunter then used his telepathic powers to plant the idea into Sinestro’s mind that Larfleeze would turn on him. Sinestro then turned and focused his attack on Larfleeze.

Larfleeze had been caught off guard by Sinestro's attack and was now lying motionless on the ground. Sinestro approached him slowly, a smug grin on his face as he relished in his victory. It was short lived, however, as he realized he had been duped into killing his own teammate. He then turned to his trapped opponents and finished them off.

Omega Supreme lands on the battlefield and transforms mode and engages the insecticons. They attack him while saying something in a high pitched, barely understandable voice but he just ignores them and squashes them like bugs.

Kup is in a shootout with Bumblebee and Cliffjumper. Kup takes a couple of blasts and has his gun knocked out of his hand. They have him on the ropes, about to be blasted away when Omega Supreme stomps on both of them, creating a pile of scrap metal. Just as Kup begins to thank Omega Supreme he sees several explosions on him as he is blasted from behind by Sky Lynx. Kup narrowly avoids the same fate.

Chuck Norris is watching the battles below as sees that Sky Lynx is causing problems for his team. He puts on pants, grabs his katana, and jumps from the balloon. He aims his descent perfectly to land on the back of Sky Lynx. He holds on tight as Sky Lynx begins performing aggressive maneuvers to knock him off. Chuck takes his katana and digs it into Sky Lynx as deep as he can. The damage causes Sky Lynx to lose control of his flight. The two plummet towards the earth, the impact causing a massive explosion killing both of them.

Galadriel finds herself surrounded by Redskins. Yoda, Chian, Asajj Ventress, Mandalore the Great, and Sinestro begin creeping towards her with their weapons drawn. Superman sees this and swoops down next to assist his teammate. Galadriel telepathically communicates with Superman as their enemies approach. They are attempting to come to a consensus on what to do when Asajj Ventress swings her light sabers at Galadriel barely missing her. Superman briefly uses his heat vision on Galadriel’s sword then upper cuts Chian to dislocate his skull. Faster than any of the other characters, he gets behind Sinestro and snaps his neck from behind and throws his body at Yoda. Galadriel drives her heated sword through the chest of Mandalore the Great but is not quick enough as Asajj Ventress is successful this time and beheads the elf. Superman very quickly avenges his fallen teammate by grabbing one of the lightsabers of Asajj Ventress and slicing her in half. He then thinks to himself one more left, only to look down and sees a lighsaber protruding from his abdomen, the last thing he sees before he dies. Yoda removes his lightsaber from the Kryptonian and regroups with his team.

Jason Bourne returns in his Tie Reaper to see considerable destruction on the battlefield. As he is landing he sees several characters that he recognizes. “Time to go meet my heroes.” He steps out of the Tie Reaper to be greeted by some of the remaining Redskins.

“Over now, it is.” Says Yoda as he approaches Jason Bourne, igniting his lightsaber. Yoda, Wolverine, Skeletor, and Sodom Yat approach Jason.

“It was great to meet all of you before you die.” Exclaims Jason. The approaching members of the Redskins seem to slow down, then drop their weapons and clench at their chest, dying suddenly. 

With only a few loose ends to resolve, Jason Bourne approaches Teddy Roosevelt carrying a big stick with some metal at the end of it. “And who are you old man?” he asks.

Teddy Roosevelt very softly replies with his name.

“What? I can’t hear you.” Teddy then repeats his name softly.

“I don’t have time for this.” Jason retorts as he punches Teddy Roosevelt and starts walking away. Teddy begins throwing hammers at him while Buster runs up and starts biting his leg. He manages to break free of the dog and runs away as fast as he can. Kup drives right in front of the fleeing Jason Bourne who runs into the truck and falls to the ground, dropping death note. Professor X wheels over like Mr. Walicki on the last day of school and maneuvers his wheelchair to be on the neck of Jason Bourne, Floyd style. Buster picks up death note and brings it to Professor X.

“This is the end, Jason Bourne. I guess we need to start calling you Jason Died.”

He writes in the book: Jason Bourne, fentanyl overdose.