Week 7: City
Points: 900
League Week
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon's Brigade
The Right Wing Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Better Than All of You Vs. Legion of Doom
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. The Outsiders
Team Fred Vs. The Untouchables
Reign Supremacy Vs. Team Ed
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Right Wing is Zeus, Silver Surfer, John Stewart, Jedi Knight #16-27, Elite Stormtrooper #1-24, Storm, Capt. Panaka, Batwoman, Droid Fighter Ship #1-13, Gold Dragon #10-15, Wicked Witch of the West, Goliath, Slimer, Mike Huckabee, Athena, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Agent #1 & 2, Ulysses S. Grant, Nick & Bear, Jedi Padawan #2-7, & Scrappy-Doo.
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Kyle Rayner, Booster Gold, Brock Sampson, Ron Popeil, Beatrix Kiddo, Ted Nugent, Jedi Master #20, Greedo, Jedi Youngling #39 & 40, Juggernaut, Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Scooby-Doo, & Shaggy w/ Scooby Dumb, Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, &Suchi, Mecha Godzilla, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Zach &Trini, Power Puff Girls, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-42, & Ewok #4-9.
Using their power rings, the three Green Lanterns on Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies, transport their team into space. Prior to battle, Ron Popeil equipped his teammates all with the brand new Ronco Rocket Suits 5000’s. Most of The Right Wing is teleported onto a series of small asteroids. After five straight weeks of watching from the sidelines, Silver Surfer rips through space at the speed of light. And before anyone has the chance to react, Guy Gardner and G’Nort are blown in half by the Surfer’s cosmic blasts. This move sounds the charge for The Right Wing to attack. Confident in the sheer size of his team, Brock Sampson orders a counter attack. Elite Clone Troopers are taking the Clone Troopers out at a rate of two to one. It’s clone vs. clone in an absolute bloodbath. On one side, only Clone Troopers #26, 28, 32, 45, and 49 survive. And though they defeated many, the Elite Clone Troopers ranks are heavily decimated, with only #4, 9, and 23 living through the initial attack. Goliath then grabs a meteor like a softball and hurls it at the Power Rangers. They all manage to escape the attack and then Jason calls out, "We need Dinozord power now!" Goliath is then double teamed by Mecha Godzilla and Megazord. He is able to pull the Yellow Saber-toothed Tiger leg off the Megazord and drive it through its chest. Killing both the Zords and the Power Rangers. Mecha Godzilla uses his fire breath to then burn the giant Avenger alive. Zeus orders the six Jedi Padawans to attack the Planeteers. Due to the Padawans extensive studying of past battle footage of the Fighting Murderflies, they go right for the environmentalist kids’ hands, slicing them off with their lightsabers. They finish them off before any opportunity to call upon Captain Planet. Bear who has been hanging out with the Padawans in the locker room helps out by bircling-to-death Suchi the monkey. The Fighting Murderflies’ U.S. Marines have been working diligently on bringing down the Droid Fighter Ships that are flying above them. They manage to shoot down Droid Fighter Ships #1, 2, 7, 11, 12, and 13, but lose Marines #1-7, 15-24 and 36-41. Zeus is hit hard from behind by a charging Juggernaut. He attempts to get to his feet but is stomped on by Juggernaut massive foot. As he is flying to face Kyle Rayner in battle, John Stewart gives Juggernaut a quick blast which distracts the behemoth. This gives Zeus enough time to get back up. He fires several lightning bolts hitting Juggernaut square in the face. This knocks, Juggernaut to his knees and before he can shake the stars from his vision, Zeus plunges two lightning bolts into Juggernaut’s eyes, killing the once unstoppable force. Mystery Inc. hears that The Right Wing has a ghost in their ranks, and goes to investigate. Scooby Dumb, unfortunately, chewed through his oxygen hose and suffocates. Mecha Godzilla quickly slaughters the six Gold Dragons who cannot fly in space. Before it’s killed, Gold Dragon #15 is able to get off a blast of fire, incinerating Ewoks #4-9. Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles fly over to the asteroid carrying Mike Huckabee, Athena, Ulysses S. Grant, Storm, and Batwoman, and with their combined powers, blow it up. Killing all on it. The four remaining Elite Clone Troopers finish off the last of the Clone Troopers and move on to attach the U.S. Marines. The Elite Clone Troopers are out numbered almost five to one against the American soldiers. They end up gaining some major ground, when the twelve Jedi Knights join the fray. Blasters are one thing, but the Marines are completely outmatched against Jedi with lightsabers. They’re able to kill the Elite Clone Troopers and even Jedi Knights #23 and 26, before every last marine falls. Mystery Inc. meanwhile has been investigating the ghost on The Right Wing. Fred is all of a sudden kicked in his ascot and Velma begins to float away, because her Rocket Suit has been damaged. Daphne feels something jump up into her specially designed Ronco Rocket Skirt. Scrappy Doo bursts through Daphne’s suit, killing the redhead while yelling "Ta dadada ta daaa!” Slimer comes in and slimes Shaggy to death, but is then eaten by Scooby Doo. Scrappy Doo is waving his fists in the air at Scooby, but is punted into space by Brock Sampson. Off in the distance, you can see sparks of green energy shower the sky and mingle with the stars, as the Green Lanterns' battle rages. Booster Gold flies circles around the seven remaining Droid Fighter Ships, systematically taking them all out. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 and Beatrix Kiddo engage in a wicked crysknife and katana blade duel. Captain Panaka goes to help his teammate but is shot with an arrow by Ted Nugent, who is perched high above them on a passing by meteorite. Beatrix Kiddo slices the crysknife in half with her Hattori Hanzō sword and runs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 through. Green Goblin flies by and pumpkin bombs Jedi Younglings #39 and 40, laughing maniacally the entire time. Jedi Master #20 uses the Force to damage the Goblin’s glider and then turning it on its owner, killing Green Goblin. Greedo tries to confront Nick Houslander, but is instantly shot by “the Big House.” Nick looks over to Bear and says “Yeah, that’s right. I shot first.” Bear replies with an enthusiastic “Wa wa.” Silver Surfer, using the Power Cosmic, blasts Mecha Godzilla’s head clean off, and targets the Powerpuff Girls who have just triple teamed the Wicked Witch of the West, killing her. Silver Surfer attacks the three girls at amazing speed. He vaporizes Bubbles, melts Buttercup, and wilts Blossom in a blink of an eye. He then shoots a look of “beat that” to Zeus, who evidentially had been razzing the Sentinel of the Spaceways about riding the pine for the first half of the season. Zeus, not wanting to be out done, fires multiple lightning bolts killing Scooby Doo, Fred, Ted Nugent, Beatrix Kiddo, Ron Popeil, and Brock Sampson. Zeus needed to fire another bolt at Brock, who was still moving. Booster Gold is ambushed by Agents #1 and 2. He manages to blast Agent #1 away, but Jedi Knight #25 helps Agent #2 defeat him. The remaining Jedi Knights and Jedi Padawans converge on Jedi Master #20 who is able to strike down Jedi Knight #19 and Padawans #5-7, before he himself is falls in battle. John Stewart and Kyle Rayner continue their battle over who is the better Green Lantern. Experience is the deciding factor in this battle, as Kyle makes a fatal mistake, doubting himself for a moment. This moment is all John Stewart needs and finishes the last member of the Fighting Murderflies.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Kyle Rayner, Booster Gold, Brock Sampson, Ron Popeil, Beatrix Kiddo, Ted Nugent, Jedi Master #20, Greedo, Jedi Youngling #39 & 40, Juggernaut, Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Scooby-Doo, & Shaggy w/ Scooby Dumb, Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, &Suchi, Mecha Godzilla, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Zach &Trini, Power Puff Girls, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-42, & Ewok #4-9.
Using their power rings, the three Green Lanterns on Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies, transport their team into space. Prior to battle, Ron Popeil equipped his teammates all with the brand new Ronco Rocket Suits 5000’s. Most of The Right Wing is teleported onto a series of small asteroids. After five straight weeks of watching from the sidelines, Silver Surfer rips through space at the speed of light. And before anyone has the chance to react, Guy Gardner and G’Nort are blown in half by the Surfer’s cosmic blasts. This move sounds the charge for The Right Wing to attack. Confident in the sheer size of his team, Brock Sampson orders a counter attack. Elite Clone Troopers are taking the Clone Troopers out at a rate of two to one. It’s clone vs. clone in an absolute bloodbath. On one side, only Clone Troopers #26, 28, 32, 45, and 49 survive. And though they defeated many, the Elite Clone Troopers ranks are heavily decimated, with only #4, 9, and 23 living through the initial attack. Goliath then grabs a meteor like a softball and hurls it at the Power Rangers. They all manage to escape the attack and then Jason calls out, "We need Dinozord power now!" Goliath is then double teamed by Mecha Godzilla and Megazord. He is able to pull the Yellow Saber-toothed Tiger leg off the Megazord and drive it through its chest. Killing both the Zords and the Power Rangers. Mecha Godzilla uses his fire breath to then burn the giant Avenger alive. Zeus orders the six Jedi Padawans to attack the Planeteers. Due to the Padawans extensive studying of past battle footage of the Fighting Murderflies, they go right for the environmentalist kids’ hands, slicing them off with their lightsabers. They finish them off before any opportunity to call upon Captain Planet. Bear who has been hanging out with the Padawans in the locker room helps out by bircling-to-death Suchi the monkey. The Fighting Murderflies’ U.S. Marines have been working diligently on bringing down the Droid Fighter Ships that are flying above them. They manage to shoot down Droid Fighter Ships #1, 2, 7, 11, 12, and 13, but lose Marines #1-7, 15-24 and 36-41. Zeus is hit hard from behind by a charging Juggernaut. He attempts to get to his feet but is stomped on by Juggernaut massive foot. As he is flying to face Kyle Rayner in battle, John Stewart gives Juggernaut a quick blast which distracts the behemoth. This gives Zeus enough time to get back up. He fires several lightning bolts hitting Juggernaut square in the face. This knocks, Juggernaut to his knees and before he can shake the stars from his vision, Zeus plunges two lightning bolts into Juggernaut’s eyes, killing the once unstoppable force. Mystery Inc. hears that The Right Wing has a ghost in their ranks, and goes to investigate. Scooby Dumb, unfortunately, chewed through his oxygen hose and suffocates. Mecha Godzilla quickly slaughters the six Gold Dragons who cannot fly in space. Before it’s killed, Gold Dragon #15 is able to get off a blast of fire, incinerating Ewoks #4-9. Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles fly over to the asteroid carrying Mike Huckabee, Athena, Ulysses S. Grant, Storm, and Batwoman, and with their combined powers, blow it up. Killing all on it. The four remaining Elite Clone Troopers finish off the last of the Clone Troopers and move on to attach the U.S. Marines. The Elite Clone Troopers are out numbered almost five to one against the American soldiers. They end up gaining some major ground, when the twelve Jedi Knights join the fray. Blasters are one thing, but the Marines are completely outmatched against Jedi with lightsabers. They’re able to kill the Elite Clone Troopers and even Jedi Knights #23 and 26, before every last marine falls. Mystery Inc. meanwhile has been investigating the ghost on The Right Wing. Fred is all of a sudden kicked in his ascot and Velma begins to float away, because her Rocket Suit has been damaged. Daphne feels something jump up into her specially designed Ronco Rocket Skirt. Scrappy Doo bursts through Daphne’s suit, killing the redhead while yelling "Ta dadada ta daaa!” Slimer comes in and slimes Shaggy to death, but is then eaten by Scooby Doo. Scrappy Doo is waving his fists in the air at Scooby, but is punted into space by Brock Sampson. Off in the distance, you can see sparks of green energy shower the sky and mingle with the stars, as the Green Lanterns' battle rages. Booster Gold flies circles around the seven remaining Droid Fighter Ships, systematically taking them all out. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 and Beatrix Kiddo engage in a wicked crysknife and katana blade duel. Captain Panaka goes to help his teammate but is shot with an arrow by Ted Nugent, who is perched high above them on a passing by meteorite. Beatrix Kiddo slices the crysknife in half with her Hattori Hanzō sword and runs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 through. Green Goblin flies by and pumpkin bombs Jedi Younglings #39 and 40, laughing maniacally the entire time. Jedi Master #20 uses the Force to damage the Goblin’s glider and then turning it on its owner, killing Green Goblin. Greedo tries to confront Nick Houslander, but is instantly shot by “the Big House.” Nick looks over to Bear and says “Yeah, that’s right. I shot first.” Bear replies with an enthusiastic “Wa wa.” Silver Surfer, using the Power Cosmic, blasts Mecha Godzilla’s head clean off, and targets the Powerpuff Girls who have just triple teamed the Wicked Witch of the West, killing her. Silver Surfer attacks the three girls at amazing speed. He vaporizes Bubbles, melts Buttercup, and wilts Blossom in a blink of an eye. He then shoots a look of “beat that” to Zeus, who evidentially had been razzing the Sentinel of the Spaceways about riding the pine for the first half of the season. Zeus, not wanting to be out done, fires multiple lightning bolts killing Scooby Doo, Fred, Ted Nugent, Beatrix Kiddo, Ron Popeil, and Brock Sampson. Zeus needed to fire another bolt at Brock, who was still moving. Booster Gold is ambushed by Agents #1 and 2. He manages to blast Agent #1 away, but Jedi Knight #25 helps Agent #2 defeat him. The remaining Jedi Knights and Jedi Padawans converge on Jedi Master #20 who is able to strike down Jedi Knight #19 and Padawans #5-7, before he himself is falls in battle. John Stewart and Kyle Rayner continue their battle over who is the better Green Lantern. Experience is the deciding factor in this battle, as Kyle makes a fatal mistake, doubting himself for a moment. This moment is all John Stewart needs and finishes the last member of the Fighting Murderflies.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Reign Supremacy
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Uniqua (Designated Leader), Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, Tasha, Darth Vader, Darth Yardigan, Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Captain, Arc Trooper Lt. #1 and 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert, Arc Troopers #1-5, Boba Fett, Captain Britain, Krypto, Doomsday, Star Wolf, Dark Side Marauders #1-20, Sentinels #1-30, and Skrulls #1-22.
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (Designated Leader), Sgt. Mike Shinsky, Elite Clone Trooper #21, The Ghostbusters: Dr. Ray Stanz, Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddmore, Batman, Robin, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Captain America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Upgraded Agents #1-3, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, Sandra Bullock, Ax-Battler, Wookie Soldier #31, Ocean’s 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan, Rueben Tishkoff, Livinston Dell, Saul Bloom, Bashar Tarr, Frank Catton, Yen, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Linus Caldwell, The Crew of Serenity: Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Zoë, Wash, Book, Anora, Jane, River, Simon, Kylee, Jedi Knights #36-43, Snow Troopers #26-45, and Starship Troopers #51-90.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches arrive on a large asteroid, and have already begun to fortify their position. Designated team leader, Uniqua, has ordered the team of Walt Disney, Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, Flower, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Flora, Fauna, Maryweather, Cruella De Vil, Simba, Snow White, Doc, Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Cinderella, and Baloo to form their front line. The pink alien has her fellow Backyardigans, Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, and Tasha surround her as her own personal sentries. Reign Supremacy fly into the battle aboard Serenity, which is being flanked by Cyborg Superman, Starfire, and Iron Man. Cyborg Superman immediately fires his laser vision vaporizing the five preschool friends. Darth Vader orders the 30 Sentinels to force Serenity to land. Over Serenity’s intercom its crew and passengers hear Malcolm Reynolds say, “This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.” Jayne exclaims, “We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!” Mal replies, “Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.” “I just get excitable as to choice… like to have my options open,” Jayne quips back. Vader in a fit of rage turns to the Arc Trooper Captain and points to Serenity, “Captain, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!” Star Wolf looks at Krypto the dog and says “Plans?? What plans is he talking about?” Vader hears this dissention and uses the Force to choke the life out of his own teammate. Serenity’s bay doors open up and out charge 40 Starship Troopers overcoming B3’s front line. Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, and Flower all fall from the Troopers lasers. Once they die, the Disney animals reveal themselves to be the shape-shifting Skrulls. Walt Disney-Skrull leads his battalion against the overwhelming odds. Before every last Disney-Skrull is killed, they manage to take out several Starship Troopers. Peter Pan-Skrull kills #53, Sleeping Beauty-Skrull vanquishes #59 with the help of the three fairy-Skrulls, Cruella De Vil skins #61, Snow White-Skrull and the Seven Dwarfs-Skrulls team up on #73 and #83, Cinderella kills #51, and Baloo-Skrull mauls #67. Vader orders the 30 massive Sentinels to open fire on the Starship Troopers, killing most of them. Starship Troopers #54-58, 68-72 and 84-90 all perish from the laser blasts fired out of the Sentinels hands.
Iron Man, Cyborg Superman and Starfire take flight and rip through Sentinels #1, 2, 7, 10, 15, and 19. Captain America immediately goes after Captain Britain in what most will then come to call “The Fight for the Atlantic.” Captain Britain takes flight and avoids Captain America’s initial attack. Captain Britain propels himself towards Captain America at ramming speed. Captain America is able to block him with his shield. With a mighty uppercut with his shield, Captain America knocks Captain Britain back. He then leaps on top of Captain Britain and smashes his head in with his shield. All 20 Dark Side Marauders charge into Serenity and slaughter Ocean’s 11 before they are confronted by Reign Supremacy’s seven Jedi Knights lead by Yaddle. The Jedi and Marauders clash in an epic battle with many dying. Jedi Knights #40-43 and Dark Side Marauders #11-17 all fall in the cargo hold of Serenity. The Bry gathers Tim, Paul, Steve, Shan, Jared, Sandra Bullock, and Wookie Soldier #31 (who has been hanging out with Jared a lot in the locker room) to help out Yaddle and the Jedi Knights. They don’t do much, but manage to take out Dark Side Marauders #7-9. Jared and Wookie Soldier #31 survive this attack and run back to the cockpit to report. Mal orders River Tam, Batman and Robin to join Jared and the Wookie in the fight against the Dark Side Marauders. With this help Yaddle and the four remaining Jedi Knights are able to kill the Marauders. Unfortunately, Jared, the Wookie, Robin, and Jedi Knights #37-39 perish. The Sentinels are still firing on the Starship Troopers. They find some cover underneath a cliff in a crater that is jutting out. Just then, some much needed backup arrives as the Ghostbusters come out of the ship. Using their proton packs, they overload the circuitry of Sentinels #3-6. Lord Vader then unleashes their most powerful weapon, Doomsday. The mighty monster jumps into the crater and destroys the rest of the Starship Troopers. Cyborg Superman and Chuck Norris move to double team Doomsday. Chuck Norris stays on the asteroid and Cyborg Superman stays up in space in the fight against Doomsday. Chuck Norris lands a vicious roundhouse kick to the jagged jaw of the large beast, and actually draws blood. Doomsday follows back with a roundhouse of his own, only his kicks the head right off of Chuck Norris’s shoulders. Cyborg Superman fires his laser vision at full blast down at Doomsday, but this attack only slows him down. Doomsday rockets up and spear tackles Cyborg Superman far up into space, actually tearing through Sentinel #28. Doomsday throws Cyborg Superman at a passing by meteor, destroying it completely. Cyborg Superman returns the favor by flying back at Doomsday, ramming him into Sentinel #30. Using his super speed, he tangles Doomsday up in the giant robots wiring. He then uses his laser vision to blow up the Sentinel. This does nothing but anger Doomsday. Their epic battle rages on as the one taking place on the asteroid begins to heat back up. Reign Supremacy’s Snow Troopers are being mowed down by B3’s Arc Troopers. Snow Troopers #26-32 are all gunned down by the Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert. The crew of Serenity provides some much needed cover fire and helps take out Arc Trooper Lt. #2, Arc Troopers #3 and #5. Batman has been locked in combat with Boba Fett, who keeps using his jet pack to fly up and take shots with his rifle at the Dark Knight. Batman’s superior fighting skills have allowed him to evade all of these blasts, and using one of his grappling hooks to snare Boba Fett’s legs and propel him into the waiting blasts of Iron Man’s repulsor rays. Not even his helmet remains. Krypto then flies in and quickly mauls Ax-Battler to death. The Arc Troopers still have the upper hand against the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity, even though they are greatly outnumbered. They blast Snow Troopers #38-45, Book, and Simon away. Mal is able to kill Arc Trooper Lt. #1, and Zoë shoots Arc Trooper #4. The battle turns in Reign Supremacy’s favor after Sgt. Shinksy, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Elite Clone Trooper #21, and Upgraded Agents #1-3 join in to finish off the Arc Troopers. There were more losses on their side as well. Winnie the Crap, Timmell, Sledgehammer and Kylee all are taken down. The remaining Sentinels focus their energy towards Serenity, causing it to explode. The explosion is close enough to kill what’s left of the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity. The advanced speed of the Upgraded Agents allows them to dodge this fate. Darth Vader orders his apprentice, Darth Yardigan, to eliminate Jedi Knight #36, while he disposes of Yaddle. This is easier said than done. Yaddle wildly jumps around in the air swinging her lightsaber, clashing with the Sith Lord. Darth Yardigan and Jedi Knight #36 duel with their lightsaber as well. The Jedi begin to defeat the Siths, but they were not expecting something, the use of Force Lightning. It has been long believed that Darth Vader could not use Force Lightning, because it would short out his circuitry. This proves to be untrue; as long as his suit isn’t breached. In a powerful fury, Vader directs the lightning through Yaddle and throws her into Jedi Knight #36. Then in unison, Vader and Yardigan swiftly end the Jedi’s lives with their lightsabers. Doomsday and Cyborg Superman’s battle is nearing a close, as Doomsday has ripped every cybernetic limb off of Cyborg Superman’s body. The badly damaged cyborg tries for one last chance with his laser vision. It’s a useless attempt, as Doomsday covers Cyborg Superman’s head and crushes it. Sentinels #20-27 blow away the Ghostbusters with their hand lasers. The Upgraded Agents leap on to the backs of Sentinels #8, 9, and 14 and rip their inner workings out. The Upgraded Agents, though, land back on the asteroid right in front of Darth Vader and Darth Yardigan. They are all eviscerated by their crimson lightsabers. Iron Man is then surrounded by the remaining Sentinels. Greatly outnumbered; Tony Stark charges up his armor’s electromagnetic pulse to defeat the giant robots. He fires the E.M.P. destroying all of the Sentinels. This however, uses up his energy reserves. Krypto uses his heat vision to kill the playboy billionaire. Batman, Captain America, Starfire and Cyborg regroup to form an attack plan. Batman and Captain America decide to go after the Sith Lords. Starfire and Cyborg agree to attack Krypto and Doomsday. The former Teen Titans concentrate their firepower on Doomsday first. This stuns him, but only for a moment. As he did with the last half-man, half-robot, Doomsday rips Cyborg to pieces. Krypto using its super speed flies through space, evading Starfires energy blasts. The super dog’s superior hunting skills are what allow it to gain the upper hand. Krypto latches on to Starfire’s neck and clamps down with its powerful jaws, killing the gorgeous Tamaranean. Even though Batman and Captain America are brilliant fighters, they are outmatched by the Dark Lords of the Sith. Amazingly, Captain America’s shield is not cut in half when Darth Vader attacks. Darth Yardigan manages to stab Batman in the chest. In that moment, Darth Vader uses the Force to push Captain America against Batman’s back. This causes Darth Yardigan’s lightsaber to penetrate Captain America as well, ending the life of the final member of Reign Supremacy.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (Designated Leader), Sgt. Mike Shinsky, Elite Clone Trooper #21, The Ghostbusters: Dr. Ray Stanz, Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddmore, Batman, Robin, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Captain America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Upgraded Agents #1-3, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, Sandra Bullock, Ax-Battler, Wookie Soldier #31, Ocean’s 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan, Rueben Tishkoff, Livinston Dell, Saul Bloom, Bashar Tarr, Frank Catton, Yen, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Linus Caldwell, The Crew of Serenity: Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Zoë, Wash, Book, Anora, Jane, River, Simon, Kylee, Jedi Knights #36-43, Snow Troopers #26-45, and Starship Troopers #51-90.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches arrive on a large asteroid, and have already begun to fortify their position. Designated team leader, Uniqua, has ordered the team of Walt Disney, Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, Flower, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Flora, Fauna, Maryweather, Cruella De Vil, Simba, Snow White, Doc, Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Cinderella, and Baloo to form their front line. The pink alien has her fellow Backyardigans, Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, and Tasha surround her as her own personal sentries. Reign Supremacy fly into the battle aboard Serenity, which is being flanked by Cyborg Superman, Starfire, and Iron Man. Cyborg Superman immediately fires his laser vision vaporizing the five preschool friends. Darth Vader orders the 30 Sentinels to force Serenity to land. Over Serenity’s intercom its crew and passengers hear Malcolm Reynolds say, “This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.” Jayne exclaims, “We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!” Mal replies, “Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.” “I just get excitable as to choice… like to have my options open,” Jayne quips back. Vader in a fit of rage turns to the Arc Trooper Captain and points to Serenity, “Captain, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!” Star Wolf looks at Krypto the dog and says “Plans?? What plans is he talking about?” Vader hears this dissention and uses the Force to choke the life out of his own teammate. Serenity’s bay doors open up and out charge 40 Starship Troopers overcoming B3’s front line. Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, and Flower all fall from the Troopers lasers. Once they die, the Disney animals reveal themselves to be the shape-shifting Skrulls. Walt Disney-Skrull leads his battalion against the overwhelming odds. Before every last Disney-Skrull is killed, they manage to take out several Starship Troopers. Peter Pan-Skrull kills #53, Sleeping Beauty-Skrull vanquishes #59 with the help of the three fairy-Skrulls, Cruella De Vil skins #61, Snow White-Skrull and the Seven Dwarfs-Skrulls team up on #73 and #83, Cinderella kills #51, and Baloo-Skrull mauls #67. Vader orders the 30 massive Sentinels to open fire on the Starship Troopers, killing most of them. Starship Troopers #54-58, 68-72 and 84-90 all perish from the laser blasts fired out of the Sentinels hands.
Iron Man, Cyborg Superman and Starfire take flight and rip through Sentinels #1, 2, 7, 10, 15, and 19. Captain America immediately goes after Captain Britain in what most will then come to call “The Fight for the Atlantic.” Captain Britain takes flight and avoids Captain America’s initial attack. Captain Britain propels himself towards Captain America at ramming speed. Captain America is able to block him with his shield. With a mighty uppercut with his shield, Captain America knocks Captain Britain back. He then leaps on top of Captain Britain and smashes his head in with his shield. All 20 Dark Side Marauders charge into Serenity and slaughter Ocean’s 11 before they are confronted by Reign Supremacy’s seven Jedi Knights lead by Yaddle. The Jedi and Marauders clash in an epic battle with many dying. Jedi Knights #40-43 and Dark Side Marauders #11-17 all fall in the cargo hold of Serenity. The Bry gathers Tim, Paul, Steve, Shan, Jared, Sandra Bullock, and Wookie Soldier #31 (who has been hanging out with Jared a lot in the locker room) to help out Yaddle and the Jedi Knights. They don’t do much, but manage to take out Dark Side Marauders #7-9. Jared and Wookie Soldier #31 survive this attack and run back to the cockpit to report. Mal orders River Tam, Batman and Robin to join Jared and the Wookie in the fight against the Dark Side Marauders. With this help Yaddle and the four remaining Jedi Knights are able to kill the Marauders. Unfortunately, Jared, the Wookie, Robin, and Jedi Knights #37-39 perish. The Sentinels are still firing on the Starship Troopers. They find some cover underneath a cliff in a crater that is jutting out. Just then, some much needed backup arrives as the Ghostbusters come out of the ship. Using their proton packs, they overload the circuitry of Sentinels #3-6. Lord Vader then unleashes their most powerful weapon, Doomsday. The mighty monster jumps into the crater and destroys the rest of the Starship Troopers. Cyborg Superman and Chuck Norris move to double team Doomsday. Chuck Norris stays on the asteroid and Cyborg Superman stays up in space in the fight against Doomsday. Chuck Norris lands a vicious roundhouse kick to the jagged jaw of the large beast, and actually draws blood. Doomsday follows back with a roundhouse of his own, only his kicks the head right off of Chuck Norris’s shoulders. Cyborg Superman fires his laser vision at full blast down at Doomsday, but this attack only slows him down. Doomsday rockets up and spear tackles Cyborg Superman far up into space, actually tearing through Sentinel #28. Doomsday throws Cyborg Superman at a passing by meteor, destroying it completely. Cyborg Superman returns the favor by flying back at Doomsday, ramming him into Sentinel #30. Using his super speed, he tangles Doomsday up in the giant robots wiring. He then uses his laser vision to blow up the Sentinel. This does nothing but anger Doomsday. Their epic battle rages on as the one taking place on the asteroid begins to heat back up. Reign Supremacy’s Snow Troopers are being mowed down by B3’s Arc Troopers. Snow Troopers #26-32 are all gunned down by the Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert. The crew of Serenity provides some much needed cover fire and helps take out Arc Trooper Lt. #2, Arc Troopers #3 and #5. Batman has been locked in combat with Boba Fett, who keeps using his jet pack to fly up and take shots with his rifle at the Dark Knight. Batman’s superior fighting skills have allowed him to evade all of these blasts, and using one of his grappling hooks to snare Boba Fett’s legs and propel him into the waiting blasts of Iron Man’s repulsor rays. Not even his helmet remains. Krypto then flies in and quickly mauls Ax-Battler to death. The Arc Troopers still have the upper hand against the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity, even though they are greatly outnumbered. They blast Snow Troopers #38-45, Book, and Simon away. Mal is able to kill Arc Trooper Lt. #1, and Zoë shoots Arc Trooper #4. The battle turns in Reign Supremacy’s favor after Sgt. Shinksy, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Elite Clone Trooper #21, and Upgraded Agents #1-3 join in to finish off the Arc Troopers. There were more losses on their side as well. Winnie the Crap, Timmell, Sledgehammer and Kylee all are taken down. The remaining Sentinels focus their energy towards Serenity, causing it to explode. The explosion is close enough to kill what’s left of the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity. The advanced speed of the Upgraded Agents allows them to dodge this fate. Darth Vader orders his apprentice, Darth Yardigan, to eliminate Jedi Knight #36, while he disposes of Yaddle. This is easier said than done. Yaddle wildly jumps around in the air swinging her lightsaber, clashing with the Sith Lord. Darth Yardigan and Jedi Knight #36 duel with their lightsaber as well. The Jedi begin to defeat the Siths, but they were not expecting something, the use of Force Lightning. It has been long believed that Darth Vader could not use Force Lightning, because it would short out his circuitry. This proves to be untrue; as long as his suit isn’t breached. In a powerful fury, Vader directs the lightning through Yaddle and throws her into Jedi Knight #36. Then in unison, Vader and Yardigan swiftly end the Jedi’s lives with their lightsabers. Doomsday and Cyborg Superman’s battle is nearing a close, as Doomsday has ripped every cybernetic limb off of Cyborg Superman’s body. The badly damaged cyborg tries for one last chance with his laser vision. It’s a useless attempt, as Doomsday covers Cyborg Superman’s head and crushes it. Sentinels #20-27 blow away the Ghostbusters with their hand lasers. The Upgraded Agents leap on to the backs of Sentinels #8, 9, and 14 and rip their inner workings out. The Upgraded Agents, though, land back on the asteroid right in front of Darth Vader and Darth Yardigan. They are all eviscerated by their crimson lightsabers. Iron Man is then surrounded by the remaining Sentinels. Greatly outnumbered; Tony Stark charges up his armor’s electromagnetic pulse to defeat the giant robots. He fires the E.M.P. destroying all of the Sentinels. This however, uses up his energy reserves. Krypto uses his heat vision to kill the playboy billionaire. Batman, Captain America, Starfire and Cyborg regroup to form an attack plan. Batman and Captain America decide to go after the Sith Lords. Starfire and Cyborg agree to attack Krypto and Doomsday. The former Teen Titans concentrate their firepower on Doomsday first. This stuns him, but only for a moment. As he did with the last half-man, half-robot, Doomsday rips Cyborg to pieces. Krypto using its super speed flies through space, evading Starfires energy blasts. The super dog’s superior hunting skills are what allow it to gain the upper hand. Krypto latches on to Starfire’s neck and clamps down with its powerful jaws, killing the gorgeous Tamaranean. Even though Batman and Captain America are brilliant fighters, they are outmatched by the Dark Lords of the Sith. Amazingly, Captain America’s shield is not cut in half when Darth Vader attacks. Darth Yardigan manages to stab Batman in the chest. In that moment, Darth Vader uses the Force to push Captain America against Batman’s back. This causes Darth Yardigan’s lightsaber to penetrate Captain America as well, ending the life of the final member of Reign Supremacy.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Team Fred Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Team Fred is Cyclops, Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, Beast, Namor, Vision, Phoenix, Mimic, Super Skrull, Master Mold, Ultron, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Bullseye, Travis Bickle, Aspen, Vampirella, Rorschach, Kilowog, Brainiac, Black Manta, Mothra, Snake Plissken, Dirty Harry, Navy Sailor #1-59, Skrull #23-50, & Xenomorph #1-3.
Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocalypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Luca Brasi, Jill Valentine, Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Sharkticon #11-40, Vampire #1-34, Storm Trooper #50, Goblin #1, Ewok #47, & Treasure Troll #3.
Both Team Fred and Alice’s Wonder Team are transported to a massive asteroid floating somewhere beyond the Outer Rim and just south of the Rishi Maze. They are both fairly covered from each other’s view. Extinction Alice sends Treasure Troll #3 out as a scout. She… He… It... (What are treasure trolls anyways??) is quickly killed by Bullseye. Cyclops orders his front line to reveal them and prepare for battle. This move stuns Alice’s Wonder Team, as they witness Superman, Wolverine, Achilles, Deadpool, Venom, Wonder Woman, Darth Bane, Silver Surfer, Starfire, Ares: God of War, Spider-Man, Yoda, Guy Gardner, Thanos, Ms. Marvel, Neo, Darth Vader, Batman, Dr. Doom, Legolas, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Thor, Omega Red, Agent Smith, Spawn, Darkseid, Shatterstar, and Zeus leap out of Team Fred’s crater stronghold. “What the hell is going on here?! How did they get all of these guys?! Aren’t they all on other teams? Most of these guys can’t even be traded!!” is heard throughout the ranks of Alice’s Wonder Team. “It don’t matter. I’m takin’ this Superman punk out! If some dumb blonde in a mini-skirt can kill him, than I sure as hell can,” exclaims Kimbo Slice as he runs directly for the Man of Steel. And with one major right cross, he puts Superman into the ground. Kimbo pounces on top of him and with several quick strikes, bludgeons the Last Son of Krypton to death. Superman then begins to change. He was a Skrull. Skrull #38 to be exact. “What the?” a confused Kimbo says to himself. “THEY’RE NOT REAL!!” Kimbo shouts to his team. Extinction Alice then orders a full scale attack on Team Fred. Tyler Durden joins his teammate Kimbo Slice in beating down Batman-Skrull #39 and Guy Gardner #50. “The first rule of Alice’s Wonder Team is…” Tyler Durden begins to say. “You DO NOT talk about how many losses Alice’s Wonder Team has!” finishes Kimbo. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz carve their way through Ares-Skrull #31, Starfire-Skrull #32, Darth Bane-Skrull #44 and Darth Vader-Skrull #45. The 34 Vampires and the 59 crash into each other at full force, with blood and sailor hats flying off into space in every direction. Several Vampires are flying around, picking up Navy seals and launching them into space after biting their oxygen hoses open. Navy Sailors #2, 3, 6, 8, 17, 21, and 42 all perish in this fashion. Rorschach, Travis Bickle, and Dirty Harry tackle Kimbo Slice and Tyler Durden to the ground, which gives Snake Plissken the opportunity to smash Tyler’s head with a meteor rock. Kimbo tosses Rorschach and Travis off of him and with a rear naked choke, breaks Taxi Driver’s neck. Rorschach, Dirty Harry and Snake triple team Kimbo and finally eliminates him. Carlos Olivera and Jill Valentine meanwhile have been trying to pick off Mothra who is floating high above them. They receive a lot of help, in the form of the 30 Sharkticons. They all jump into the air tearing apart Mothra. Master Mold then takes flight as blows away Sharkticons #13, 15, 19, 29, 30, 32, and 33. The remaining 23 Sharkticons devour Master Mold, but Master Mold’s right hand is able to get a final laser blast off killing Goblin #1, Storm Trooper #50 and Ewok #47. All of Team Fred’s Skrulls have now returned to their original form and help the Navy Sailors in their fight against the Vampires. Already Navy Sailors #47-59 have been killed, as well as Vampires #1-11. Navy Sailors #10-16 and 18-20 have also been turned into Vampires themselves. Still loyal to their team, the Navy Vampires sacrifice themselves in a suicide mission against Darth Deez and Darth Nutz. They manage to kill both Sith Lords, but all of the Navy Vampires die as well in the ambush. Carlos and Jill plow their way through Skrulls #23-30 with their semi-automatics. They are eventually taken down by Ultron and Brainiac with a combined effort. Cyclops then releases Xenomorphs #1-3 at the Vampires. They manage to kill the half of the remaining Vampires, but also Navy Sailors #31-40 who were not expecting the attack. Aspen, whose powers are all water based, is pretty much nothing more than a hot chick in a spacesuit is dispatched quickly by the Supreme Being, Leeloo. Vampirella then tries to attack Leeloo, but with little luck, as she also is killed by Leeloo. Extinction Alice and Apocalypse Alice join in to make the “Ultimate Trifecta of Mila.” The three women start devastating Team Fred’s roster, killing Black Manta, Dirty Harry, Angel, Iceman, Snake Plissken, and the remaining 21 Skrulls. Most of these kills come courtesy of Extinction Alice’s telekinesis, where she caused their brains to explode from the inside. Angry, and not wanting to be outdone, Jean Grey lifts the 12 Vampires that are still living or at least just undead and launches them through Sharkticons #20-28, 31, and 40 killing them all. Extinction Alice and Jean Grey then stand off against each other in a telekinetic battle using “mind bullets” that would amaze even Wonder Boy and Young Nasty Man. In the end Jean Grey’s unsureness of her own power, is the deciding factor. Extinction Alice forces Jean Grey to her knees, as blood is coming out of her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, overloading the X-Man’s brain. Rachel Summers then unleashes the power of the Phoenix and incinerates Extinction Alice. But before Alice dies, she uses the last bit of energy to levitate Ram Man and fire him into Rorschach, annihilating him. The Sharkticons then make a quick snack out of what’s left of the Navy Sailors. In a swarm, the Skrulls, using their advanced technology are able to dismantle eight Sharkticons, but Skrulls #33-37. Kilowog, Super Skrull and Vision take fight and in several passes manage to blow away what’s left of the Sharkticons. Beast then mauls Luca Brasi to death. Leeloo at an incredible pace, attacks again, killing Enchantress, and the remaining Skrulls. Bullseye, knowing that there is no way he could beat her one on one, takes this golden opportunity to put two knives right into a exhausted Leeloo’s gut. Absorbing Man, who thought it would be a good idea to make himself as hard as the asteroid they are fighting on, is blown to pieces by Ram Man who rockets at him as hard as he can. Ram Man is then blasted into orbit by an uppercut from Namor. In an amazing final stand, Apocalypse Alice is able to kill the three Xenomorphs and Mimic before being vaporized by Cyclops and Mimic’s eye beams.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocalypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Luca Brasi, Jill Valentine, Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Sharkticon #11-40, Vampire #1-34, Storm Trooper #50, Goblin #1, Ewok #47, & Treasure Troll #3.
Both Team Fred and Alice’s Wonder Team are transported to a massive asteroid floating somewhere beyond the Outer Rim and just south of the Rishi Maze. They are both fairly covered from each other’s view. Extinction Alice sends Treasure Troll #3 out as a scout. She… He… It... (What are treasure trolls anyways??) is quickly killed by Bullseye. Cyclops orders his front line to reveal them and prepare for battle. This move stuns Alice’s Wonder Team, as they witness Superman, Wolverine, Achilles, Deadpool, Venom, Wonder Woman, Darth Bane, Silver Surfer, Starfire, Ares: God of War, Spider-Man, Yoda, Guy Gardner, Thanos, Ms. Marvel, Neo, Darth Vader, Batman, Dr. Doom, Legolas, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Thor, Omega Red, Agent Smith, Spawn, Darkseid, Shatterstar, and Zeus leap out of Team Fred’s crater stronghold. “What the hell is going on here?! How did they get all of these guys?! Aren’t they all on other teams? Most of these guys can’t even be traded!!” is heard throughout the ranks of Alice’s Wonder Team. “It don’t matter. I’m takin’ this Superman punk out! If some dumb blonde in a mini-skirt can kill him, than I sure as hell can,” exclaims Kimbo Slice as he runs directly for the Man of Steel. And with one major right cross, he puts Superman into the ground. Kimbo pounces on top of him and with several quick strikes, bludgeons the Last Son of Krypton to death. Superman then begins to change. He was a Skrull. Skrull #38 to be exact. “What the?” a confused Kimbo says to himself. “THEY’RE NOT REAL!!” Kimbo shouts to his team. Extinction Alice then orders a full scale attack on Team Fred. Tyler Durden joins his teammate Kimbo Slice in beating down Batman-Skrull #39 and Guy Gardner #50. “The first rule of Alice’s Wonder Team is…” Tyler Durden begins to say. “You DO NOT talk about how many losses Alice’s Wonder Team has!” finishes Kimbo. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz carve their way through Ares-Skrull #31, Starfire-Skrull #32, Darth Bane-Skrull #44 and Darth Vader-Skrull #45. The 34 Vampires and the 59 crash into each other at full force, with blood and sailor hats flying off into space in every direction. Several Vampires are flying around, picking up Navy seals and launching them into space after biting their oxygen hoses open. Navy Sailors #2, 3, 6, 8, 17, 21, and 42 all perish in this fashion. Rorschach, Travis Bickle, and Dirty Harry tackle Kimbo Slice and Tyler Durden to the ground, which gives Snake Plissken the opportunity to smash Tyler’s head with a meteor rock. Kimbo tosses Rorschach and Travis off of him and with a rear naked choke, breaks Taxi Driver’s neck. Rorschach, Dirty Harry and Snake triple team Kimbo and finally eliminates him. Carlos Olivera and Jill Valentine meanwhile have been trying to pick off Mothra who is floating high above them. They receive a lot of help, in the form of the 30 Sharkticons. They all jump into the air tearing apart Mothra. Master Mold then takes flight as blows away Sharkticons #13, 15, 19, 29, 30, 32, and 33. The remaining 23 Sharkticons devour Master Mold, but Master Mold’s right hand is able to get a final laser blast off killing Goblin #1, Storm Trooper #50 and Ewok #47. All of Team Fred’s Skrulls have now returned to their original form and help the Navy Sailors in their fight against the Vampires. Already Navy Sailors #47-59 have been killed, as well as Vampires #1-11. Navy Sailors #10-16 and 18-20 have also been turned into Vampires themselves. Still loyal to their team, the Navy Vampires sacrifice themselves in a suicide mission against Darth Deez and Darth Nutz. They manage to kill both Sith Lords, but all of the Navy Vampires die as well in the ambush. Carlos and Jill plow their way through Skrulls #23-30 with their semi-automatics. They are eventually taken down by Ultron and Brainiac with a combined effort. Cyclops then releases Xenomorphs #1-3 at the Vampires. They manage to kill the half of the remaining Vampires, but also Navy Sailors #31-40 who were not expecting the attack. Aspen, whose powers are all water based, is pretty much nothing more than a hot chick in a spacesuit is dispatched quickly by the Supreme Being, Leeloo. Vampirella then tries to attack Leeloo, but with little luck, as she also is killed by Leeloo. Extinction Alice and Apocalypse Alice join in to make the “Ultimate Trifecta of Mila.” The three women start devastating Team Fred’s roster, killing Black Manta, Dirty Harry, Angel, Iceman, Snake Plissken, and the remaining 21 Skrulls. Most of these kills come courtesy of Extinction Alice’s telekinesis, where she caused their brains to explode from the inside. Angry, and not wanting to be outdone, Jean Grey lifts the 12 Vampires that are still living or at least just undead and launches them through Sharkticons #20-28, 31, and 40 killing them all. Extinction Alice and Jean Grey then stand off against each other in a telekinetic battle using “mind bullets” that would amaze even Wonder Boy and Young Nasty Man. In the end Jean Grey’s unsureness of her own power, is the deciding factor. Extinction Alice forces Jean Grey to her knees, as blood is coming out of her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, overloading the X-Man’s brain. Rachel Summers then unleashes the power of the Phoenix and incinerates Extinction Alice. But before Alice dies, she uses the last bit of energy to levitate Ram Man and fire him into Rorschach, annihilating him. The Sharkticons then make a quick snack out of what’s left of the Navy Sailors. In a swarm, the Skrulls, using their advanced technology are able to dismantle eight Sharkticons, but Skrulls #33-37. Kilowog, Super Skrull and Vision take fight and in several passes manage to blow away what’s left of the Sharkticons. Beast then mauls Luca Brasi to death. Leeloo at an incredible pace, attacks again, killing Enchantress, and the remaining Skrulls. Bullseye, knowing that there is no way he could beat her one on one, takes this golden opportunity to put two knives right into a exhausted Leeloo’s gut. Absorbing Man, who thought it would be a good idea to make himself as hard as the asteroid they are fighting on, is blown to pieces by Ram Man who rockets at him as hard as he can. Ram Man is then blasted into orbit by an uppercut from Namor. In an amazing final stand, Apocalypse Alice is able to kill the three Xenomorphs and Mimic before being vaporized by Cyclops and Mimic’s eye beams.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders Vs. The Horsemen of Apocylypse
The Outsiders are Galactus (designated leader) w/ Nova, Ares: God of War, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Fin Fang Foom, Lord Voldemort, Barbarossa, Hrmm, Ajax, Beast Boy, The Predicons, Sky Lynx, Kup, Cliff Jumper, Beast Wars Megatron, Scrorponok w/ Lord Zarock, Junkeon #1-10, Mindwipe w/ Borath, Dark Jedi Master #31-40, Dark Jedi #11 & 12, Nightsister Sith Witch #1-13, & Storm Trooper #101-103.
The Horsemen of Apocylypse are Darkseid (designated leader), Granny Goodness, Kalibak, Steppenwolf, Starro, Kang the Conqueror, Sinestro, Parasite, Monarch, Selene the Black Queen, Circuit Breaker, Gozar the Gozarian, Stitch, Plo Koon, Saesse Tiin, Shazam, Supergirl, The Stunticons, Starscream, Sunstorm, Ramjet, Six Shot, Tripticon, The Technibots, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Punch/Counterpunch, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Cable, Polaris, Havok, Elixir, Meggan, Warlock, Jamie Madrox, Dr. Strange, Wonder Man, Serci, Scarlet Witch, Spider Woman, Josh Houslander, & Charleton Heston.
The last thing that Darkseid said to Head Coach Vandal Savage and Team Capt. Achilles (who are not on speaking terms since Achilles didn't get the start this week) was that they were going to win this week as long as they don't mind it being really messy. As the battle starts Galactus wastes no time. Galactus is not much of a general because that would involve lowering himself to the level of lesser beings but his example works as a form of leadership in and of itself. Galactus flies into the fray, blasting Sludge, Punch/Counterpunch, & Wonder Man, vaporizing them as if they were nothing. Sinestro flies up to Darkseid & says "We can't handle this guy"! Darseid replies with "Silence! Just stick to the plan, they were expendable". Nova starts to fly up to back up Galcatus but Darkseid grabs his teammate Parasite and pulls his protective space suit off of him, exposing him to the elements. Darkseid says "you aren't any good to me wearing this" as he throws Parasite into Nova. In an attempt to do nothing but save his own life, Parasite grabs on to Nova and starts absorbing her power to resist the treachorous rigors of space. Nova fights this, making it so the 2 of them each have about 50% of the power given to Nova by Galactus. Darkseid orders Snarl to fly up in his robot form. Snarl is carrying Havok on his shoulder. Darkseid orders Havok to "blast Nova with everything you have got, she's weakended". Havok says "but I'll kill Parasite as well". Darkseid breaks in with "just do it X-Man, do you want a spot on this team or not". Havok blasts the 2 struggling fighters with his stored up solar power and kills them both. Darkseid looks over at Havok and says "that's wht makes us winners". Darkseid radios Starscream and tells him to get his seakers ready for their attack run, and calls over to Springer who is carrying Multiple Man, Spider Woman, Elixir, Meggan, Scarlet Witch, Josh, and Heston. Heston opens up the side hatch and says to Darkseid "what do you need boss" Darkseid replies with "I need Multiple Man". Multiple Man says "Alright Josh what do you have for me today"? But Darkseid interupts with "NO! not today Madrox, I have something special in mind" But just then Spider Woman yells "Look out"! as a missle from Barbarossa comes rocketing towards Springer. Spider Woman and Josh push Multiple Man and Heston out of the space-worthy helicopter just in time but the other 6 of them die in the blast. Darkseid grabs a hold of Multiple Man and flies back over to Sinestro and says to him "you know the plan, now do it". Sinestro says "I refuse, I will not...."but Darkseid cuts him off saying "do it or I'll kill you myself". While this useless exchange is taking place Galactus blows apart Slag and the free-floating Fin Fang Foom crushes both Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Reluctantly, Sinestro takes off his yellow power ring and hands it to Multiple Man. Madrix wastes no time making 40 copies of himself, all of which now have power rings. Sinestro immedietely takes back his own power ring, but Multiple Man reintegrates one of the multiples and recreates him giving the horsemen a total of 42 yellow power rings. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but Galactus crushes the gestalt as if it were a powerless child. Jamie Madrix and his multiples are having a very difficult time controlling the power of Sinestro's multiplied ring which bothers Sinestro who knows that they won't have the will to hold on to this power for long causing him to yell "control them you fools" at the army of yellow ring powered multiples. Darkseid orders the attack, prompting Sinestro to throw all 41 of the Jamie Madrix's at Galactus, causing all of them to blow up on impact. This takes Galactus off guard as it knocks the devourer of worlds backward. Darkseid and Sinestro both blast Galactus with a power ring/omega beam combo which gives Starscream enough time fly in with Ramjet and Sunstorm flanking him. Starscream has convinced Ramjet and Sunstorm that the only way to defeat Galactus is for the 3 of them to act as Kamikazes. They all race toward Galactus at a blinding speed, but Starscream pulls up at the last second to avoid death. Ramjet hits him and explodes on impact but the real trauma comes when Sunstorm hits Galactus causing a Nuclear explosion to happen inside the chest of Galactus. Galactus starts to harden and erode from the inside out but is still not dead as he directs a blast toward the asteroid where many of the Horsemen of Apokolips have set up base. This blast hits Monarch and Black Queen, killing them both. Supergirl then flies in from out of nowhere and punches Galactus with all of her might underneath his huge chin. Every member of both teams pause to watch, not knowing what will happen next. The Horsemen stationed on the asteroid brace themselves for another attack but instead as if it were in slow motion Galactus' head falls off. Ares attempts to rally the still powerful team but the death of Galactus has them understandedly disturbed. Grimlock and his creations the Technibots fly at the alien Fin Fang Foom. Foom is a huge threat just about anywhere but the Technibots and Grimlock are much more at home in this space environment than he is. Grimlock transforms into his Tyrranosaurus form and crashes feet first into the chest of Foom, while the Technibots merge to form Computron. While Grimlock is pushing the giant alien monster backward through the anti-gravity area Computron catches up to them and puts a stop to the movement by throwing his fist into the back of Fin Fang Foom's head, cracking his mammoth neck. Six Shot, in jet form flies right into the middle of where The Outsiders Transformer forces have gathered, in what looks to them like a very foolish move. The Outsiders converge on Six Shot's position but they do not realize that Polaris is sitting in Six Shot's cockpit. The Predicons merge to form Prediking but making themselves bigger does not do them much good as they are all crushed into one gigantic metal ball along with the Beast Wars Megatron. Polaris then sends Lord Zarock down right through the body of Scorponok, ripping them both to shreds of metal and wiring. The Transformers attempt to shoot down Six Shot but between the magnetic field that Polaris has put around him to deflect much of the attacks and Six Shots skills in evasive action, they are unable to hit the Decepticon assassin. Polaris then uses Cliff Jumper as a huge javelin to rip through Kup, Mindwipe, & Borath; which kills Cliff Jumper as well. The Titans are sick of this ridiculousness as Ajax busts through the magnetis field and lands on Six Shot. The huge Cymek crushes Six Shot but Polaris uses her magnetic power to keep the shrapnell away from her and save herself from being crushed inside the Decepticon. Ajax, in a forseeable moment of excessive hubris believes himself to be victorious but Polaris uses the huge metal shards of her former vehicle to stab through the huge Cymek and kill his human brain. Barbarossa sees this happening and shoots the free-floating Polaris out of the air, opting for lazers; which he views as a typically weak weapon, so she could not use her powers to deflect them. Darkseid sees that Polaris has been defeated but feels that she more than served her purpose, especially when he has a similar back-up plan in place. He gives the signal to his faithful servant Kalibak down on the asteroid, who grabs a hold of Circuit Breaker and throws her at the oncoming Sky Linx. Circuit Breaker renders Sky Lynx completely inoperable but the huge dino-bird space shuttle uses the last of its power to crash land on the asteroid that the attack came from. As Sky Lynx depressurizes Hrrm dies due to his refusal to put on a space suit. The Horsemen on the asteroid, who are being led by Darkseid's top war general Steppenwolf are cheering as they believe that the end of The Outsiders is near after watching the destruction of so many giant opponents but the doors of the dead Sky Lynx then are blown off as Ares, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Voldemort, Beast Boy, 5 Junkeons riding on 5 more Junkeons, some Storm Troopers, and a whole slew of dark side oriented force users come piling out of Sky Lynx. Bows and Arrows should by no logical explanation work in space, but I wouldn't recomend telling that to the son of Zues as he used his to shoot Granny Goodness in the head. Hercules noticed Steppenwolf barking orders at the troops which is why he chose to attack him first. Hercules takes out the leader of Apokolips' ground forces by bringing both of his mighty fists down on his head and cracking his neck. Kang, did not conquer much of anything that day either as Ares delivered a crushing blow to his head with his Mt. Olympus powered axe. Although Hercules and Apollo were taken by suprise as Starro's Sergents at Arms attached themselves to their faces which tied them up long enough for Kalibak to deliver head crushing blows to both of them. Of the Greeks only Ares had the strategic sense to evade this attack. He then tossed his mystical axe into the center of Starro and killed it. Ares then launched his shield at Kalibak's neck and decapitated him. These two moves may have been executed perfectly but the god of war was foolish to leave himself defenseless which is how Shazam found it rather easy to fly in and finish off Ares making the leadership of The Outsiders default once again. This time it was Mace Windu who took up the mantle of leadership as he led the charge against the fortified postion of the Horsemen. Mace Windu avenged the death of his unlikely friend Ares by putting his purple lightsaber into the chest of Shazam. Stitch flew into the mix of charging Outsiders and dispatched Dr. Doom with an extremely powerful furry little kick to the head, which busted open his space suit. The Nightsister Sith Witches use their empathetic powers to bring the typically savage Snarl and Grimlock in close to them and then let the Junkeons bust them apart while they offered no resistence whatsoever. Cable destroys the brain power off all 3 storm troopers as he leads Havok, Warlock, Serci, & Stitch against the Dark Jedi. Stitch takes out Dark Jedi #12 right before Dark Jedi #11 slices him in half with his green lightsaber. Havok blasts Nightsister Sith Witch #4 & 5 but the rest of the witches return the favor by pumping him full of Sith Lightning until he is dead. Cable takes out Dark Jedi Master #31, 34-36, & 40 before he is swarmed by the other masters of the dark side and killed. Warlock comes to his aid but he only manages to infect Dark Jedi Master #39 with his techno virus before the other masters use the power of the force to rip the strange mutant apart. Serci uses her cosmic powers to overtake the remaining Dark Jedi but the Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers and finish her off. Plo Koon and Saesse Tiin square off against there fellow Jedi Council member Mace Windu. They are not arrogant enough to think that they could take the senior jedi out on their own but they do believe that if they work togeather they will be able to accomlish the task. They are quickly proven wrong as Master Windu spins into his Form 7 jedi attack and force pushes Master Tiin out of the way. He stabs Plo Koon in the side with his purple saber and then jumps to where he pushed Saesse Tiin to finish him off with a short, quick slice to the neck. Without ever breaking stride Mace Windu continues his attack and with a flash of his lightsaber cuts off the head of Gozar the Gozarian. Darkseid sees the rampaging Jedi Master and decides that he must be put to a stop. Darkseid shoots his omega beams at the jedi but Mace blocks them with his lightsaber, deflecting them away. Mace Windu then does an amazing throw of his lightsaber, using the force to direct its movement. The purple lightsaber goes right into Computron and then the Jedi Master uses the force to continue sending the lightsaber in and out of the huge Autobot. The only problem with this move was that Mace did not realize that once Omega Beams have been shot they will continue to follow their target. So this time when the previousely deflected omega beams come toward Master Windu he does not have a lightsaber to deflect them with. He tries to block them with his hands but the omega beams are to powerful and they destroy Gen. Windu. Voldemort squares off against Dr. Strange. They both generate an amazing amount of magic and direct it at their opponent. It is difficult to tell who is going to come out on top of this great contest of magical power. First the Dark Lord appears to be over powering Dr. Strange but then Strange seems to gain the upper hand. Unfortunetely nobody gets to find out as Darkseid, in accordance with his plan which allowed for any amount of collateral damage as long as it resulted in a victory orders Sinestro to insert a wall of yellow energy right in the center of the magical storm. This deflects the magic of the 2 wizards right back at them killing them both. Darkseid lands on Beast Boy who is fairly useless in space and crushes him. The Junkeons start riding in fast toward Tripticon who was positioned at the back of the asteroid as the horsemen's last line of defense. The Junkeons begin to get picked off by the giant Decepticon but they just keep coming, as they continue to transform into motorcycles for themselves to ride on. They get closer and closer to the Dino-Decepticon and begin riding up the side of him whaling on him with their somewhat primitive weapons of junk. Tripticon swats away at them like they are flies but once the Junkeons are aided by a few huge projectiles fired from the incoming Titan Cymek Barbarossa they are actually able to take down the mighty Tripticon with their insane charge. Only Junkeons #4 & 7 survive this attack and they are taken out by the combined aerial attack of Starscream, Darkseid, & Sinestro. Supergirl flies in to do battle with the remaining 11 Sith Witches. They are by no means fast enough to keep up with the Kryptonian as she smashes in the heads of Witch #1, 2, 8, & 9. She then uses her heat vision to blast the air hose to #6 and her powerful frost breath to break away the air hose of #10. She knocks down the other 2 remaining witches hard onto the ground of the asteroid but before they die with her last bit of power Sith Witch #3 uses the rest of her life force to shoot a storm of Sith Lightning into the chest of Supergirl. This is not enough to kill her but the Dying Sith Witch #7 showcases Supergirl's weakness to lightsabers as she is killed by one for the second week in a row as Sith Witch #7 uses her last breath to cut off the head of the Sith lightning stunned Supergirl. Starscream, Sinestro, and Darkseid are still flying in attack formation as Barbarossa breaks up their triangular attack pattern by blasting Sinestro out of the sky. Darkseid lands on the asteroid, more than prepared to take out the enraged cymek but he underestimates the power of this super advanced being. Barbarossa hits darkseid with a powerful projectile that almost kills the ruler of Apokolips. Barbarossa, in his huge battle gear approaches the wounded Darkseid to finish the job. Starscream comes flying in as if to save his designated leader and in a strafing run blasts the Titan from above but is unable to finish him off. Darkseid screams "You fail me once again Starscream" but as Starscream is over the top of the 2 combatants Charleton Heston ejects out of Starscream and lands right next to the dead body of Sinestro. Heston rips off his space suit exposing himself to the elements and in an act of pure courage puts on the yellow power ring of Sinestro. Heston has more than enough will power to take control of the anti-green lantern ring as he flies over top of Barbarossa and targets one of the small holes that was made by Starscreams attack. Heston sends a stream of yellow energy into the metal body encasing Barbarossa, which fries the brain of the Titan Cymek. Darkseid pulls himself to his feet and says "Thanks Chuck" as he looks around to find out that.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apocylypse are Darkseid (designated leader), Granny Goodness, Kalibak, Steppenwolf, Starro, Kang the Conqueror, Sinestro, Parasite, Monarch, Selene the Black Queen, Circuit Breaker, Gozar the Gozarian, Stitch, Plo Koon, Saesse Tiin, Shazam, Supergirl, The Stunticons, Starscream, Sunstorm, Ramjet, Six Shot, Tripticon, The Technibots, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Punch/Counterpunch, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Cable, Polaris, Havok, Elixir, Meggan, Warlock, Jamie Madrox, Dr. Strange, Wonder Man, Serci, Scarlet Witch, Spider Woman, Josh Houslander, & Charleton Heston.
The last thing that Darkseid said to Head Coach Vandal Savage and Team Capt. Achilles (who are not on speaking terms since Achilles didn't get the start this week) was that they were going to win this week as long as they don't mind it being really messy. As the battle starts Galactus wastes no time. Galactus is not much of a general because that would involve lowering himself to the level of lesser beings but his example works as a form of leadership in and of itself. Galactus flies into the fray, blasting Sludge, Punch/Counterpunch, & Wonder Man, vaporizing them as if they were nothing. Sinestro flies up to Darkseid & says "We can't handle this guy"! Darseid replies with "Silence! Just stick to the plan, they were expendable". Nova starts to fly up to back up Galcatus but Darkseid grabs his teammate Parasite and pulls his protective space suit off of him, exposing him to the elements. Darkseid says "you aren't any good to me wearing this" as he throws Parasite into Nova. In an attempt to do nothing but save his own life, Parasite grabs on to Nova and starts absorbing her power to resist the treachorous rigors of space. Nova fights this, making it so the 2 of them each have about 50% of the power given to Nova by Galactus. Darkseid orders Snarl to fly up in his robot form. Snarl is carrying Havok on his shoulder. Darkseid orders Havok to "blast Nova with everything you have got, she's weakended". Havok says "but I'll kill Parasite as well". Darkseid breaks in with "just do it X-Man, do you want a spot on this team or not". Havok blasts the 2 struggling fighters with his stored up solar power and kills them both. Darkseid looks over at Havok and says "that's wht makes us winners". Darkseid radios Starscream and tells him to get his seakers ready for their attack run, and calls over to Springer who is carrying Multiple Man, Spider Woman, Elixir, Meggan, Scarlet Witch, Josh, and Heston. Heston opens up the side hatch and says to Darkseid "what do you need boss" Darkseid replies with "I need Multiple Man". Multiple Man says "Alright Josh what do you have for me today"? But Darkseid interupts with "NO! not today Madrox, I have something special in mind" But just then Spider Woman yells "Look out"! as a missle from Barbarossa comes rocketing towards Springer. Spider Woman and Josh push Multiple Man and Heston out of the space-worthy helicopter just in time but the other 6 of them die in the blast. Darkseid grabs a hold of Multiple Man and flies back over to Sinestro and says to him "you know the plan, now do it". Sinestro says "I refuse, I will not...."but Darkseid cuts him off saying "do it or I'll kill you myself". While this useless exchange is taking place Galactus blows apart Slag and the free-floating Fin Fang Foom crushes both Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Reluctantly, Sinestro takes off his yellow power ring and hands it to Multiple Man. Madrix wastes no time making 40 copies of himself, all of which now have power rings. Sinestro immedietely takes back his own power ring, but Multiple Man reintegrates one of the multiples and recreates him giving the horsemen a total of 42 yellow power rings. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but Galactus crushes the gestalt as if it were a powerless child. Jamie Madrix and his multiples are having a very difficult time controlling the power of Sinestro's multiplied ring which bothers Sinestro who knows that they won't have the will to hold on to this power for long causing him to yell "control them you fools" at the army of yellow ring powered multiples. Darkseid orders the attack, prompting Sinestro to throw all 41 of the Jamie Madrix's at Galactus, causing all of them to blow up on impact. This takes Galactus off guard as it knocks the devourer of worlds backward. Darkseid and Sinestro both blast Galactus with a power ring/omega beam combo which gives Starscream enough time fly in with Ramjet and Sunstorm flanking him. Starscream has convinced Ramjet and Sunstorm that the only way to defeat Galactus is for the 3 of them to act as Kamikazes. They all race toward Galactus at a blinding speed, but Starscream pulls up at the last second to avoid death. Ramjet hits him and explodes on impact but the real trauma comes when Sunstorm hits Galactus causing a Nuclear explosion to happen inside the chest of Galactus. Galactus starts to harden and erode from the inside out but is still not dead as he directs a blast toward the asteroid where many of the Horsemen of Apokolips have set up base. This blast hits Monarch and Black Queen, killing them both. Supergirl then flies in from out of nowhere and punches Galactus with all of her might underneath his huge chin. Every member of both teams pause to watch, not knowing what will happen next. The Horsemen stationed on the asteroid brace themselves for another attack but instead as if it were in slow motion Galactus' head falls off. Ares attempts to rally the still powerful team but the death of Galactus has them understandedly disturbed. Grimlock and his creations the Technibots fly at the alien Fin Fang Foom. Foom is a huge threat just about anywhere but the Technibots and Grimlock are much more at home in this space environment than he is. Grimlock transforms into his Tyrranosaurus form and crashes feet first into the chest of Foom, while the Technibots merge to form Computron. While Grimlock is pushing the giant alien monster backward through the anti-gravity area Computron catches up to them and puts a stop to the movement by throwing his fist into the back of Fin Fang Foom's head, cracking his mammoth neck. Six Shot, in jet form flies right into the middle of where The Outsiders Transformer forces have gathered, in what looks to them like a very foolish move. The Outsiders converge on Six Shot's position but they do not realize that Polaris is sitting in Six Shot's cockpit. The Predicons merge to form Prediking but making themselves bigger does not do them much good as they are all crushed into one gigantic metal ball along with the Beast Wars Megatron. Polaris then sends Lord Zarock down right through the body of Scorponok, ripping them both to shreds of metal and wiring. The Transformers attempt to shoot down Six Shot but between the magnetic field that Polaris has put around him to deflect much of the attacks and Six Shots skills in evasive action, they are unable to hit the Decepticon assassin. Polaris then uses Cliff Jumper as a huge javelin to rip through Kup, Mindwipe, & Borath; which kills Cliff Jumper as well. The Titans are sick of this ridiculousness as Ajax busts through the magnetis field and lands on Six Shot. The huge Cymek crushes Six Shot but Polaris uses her magnetic power to keep the shrapnell away from her and save herself from being crushed inside the Decepticon. Ajax, in a forseeable moment of excessive hubris believes himself to be victorious but Polaris uses the huge metal shards of her former vehicle to stab through the huge Cymek and kill his human brain. Barbarossa sees this happening and shoots the free-floating Polaris out of the air, opting for lazers; which he views as a typically weak weapon, so she could not use her powers to deflect them. Darkseid sees that Polaris has been defeated but feels that she more than served her purpose, especially when he has a similar back-up plan in place. He gives the signal to his faithful servant Kalibak down on the asteroid, who grabs a hold of Circuit Breaker and throws her at the oncoming Sky Linx. Circuit Breaker renders Sky Lynx completely inoperable but the huge dino-bird space shuttle uses the last of its power to crash land on the asteroid that the attack came from. As Sky Lynx depressurizes Hrrm dies due to his refusal to put on a space suit. The Horsemen on the asteroid, who are being led by Darkseid's top war general Steppenwolf are cheering as they believe that the end of The Outsiders is near after watching the destruction of so many giant opponents but the doors of the dead Sky Lynx then are blown off as Ares, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Voldemort, Beast Boy, 5 Junkeons riding on 5 more Junkeons, some Storm Troopers, and a whole slew of dark side oriented force users come piling out of Sky Lynx. Bows and Arrows should by no logical explanation work in space, but I wouldn't recomend telling that to the son of Zues as he used his to shoot Granny Goodness in the head. Hercules noticed Steppenwolf barking orders at the troops which is why he chose to attack him first. Hercules takes out the leader of Apokolips' ground forces by bringing both of his mighty fists down on his head and cracking his neck. Kang, did not conquer much of anything that day either as Ares delivered a crushing blow to his head with his Mt. Olympus powered axe. Although Hercules and Apollo were taken by suprise as Starro's Sergents at Arms attached themselves to their faces which tied them up long enough for Kalibak to deliver head crushing blows to both of them. Of the Greeks only Ares had the strategic sense to evade this attack. He then tossed his mystical axe into the center of Starro and killed it. Ares then launched his shield at Kalibak's neck and decapitated him. These two moves may have been executed perfectly but the god of war was foolish to leave himself defenseless which is how Shazam found it rather easy to fly in and finish off Ares making the leadership of The Outsiders default once again. This time it was Mace Windu who took up the mantle of leadership as he led the charge against the fortified postion of the Horsemen. Mace Windu avenged the death of his unlikely friend Ares by putting his purple lightsaber into the chest of Shazam. Stitch flew into the mix of charging Outsiders and dispatched Dr. Doom with an extremely powerful furry little kick to the head, which busted open his space suit. The Nightsister Sith Witches use their empathetic powers to bring the typically savage Snarl and Grimlock in close to them and then let the Junkeons bust them apart while they offered no resistence whatsoever. Cable destroys the brain power off all 3 storm troopers as he leads Havok, Warlock, Serci, & Stitch against the Dark Jedi. Stitch takes out Dark Jedi #12 right before Dark Jedi #11 slices him in half with his green lightsaber. Havok blasts Nightsister Sith Witch #4 & 5 but the rest of the witches return the favor by pumping him full of Sith Lightning until he is dead. Cable takes out Dark Jedi Master #31, 34-36, & 40 before he is swarmed by the other masters of the dark side and killed. Warlock comes to his aid but he only manages to infect Dark Jedi Master #39 with his techno virus before the other masters use the power of the force to rip the strange mutant apart. Serci uses her cosmic powers to overtake the remaining Dark Jedi but the Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers and finish her off. Plo Koon and Saesse Tiin square off against there fellow Jedi Council member Mace Windu. They are not arrogant enough to think that they could take the senior jedi out on their own but they do believe that if they work togeather they will be able to accomlish the task. They are quickly proven wrong as Master Windu spins into his Form 7 jedi attack and force pushes Master Tiin out of the way. He stabs Plo Koon in the side with his purple saber and then jumps to where he pushed Saesse Tiin to finish him off with a short, quick slice to the neck. Without ever breaking stride Mace Windu continues his attack and with a flash of his lightsaber cuts off the head of Gozar the Gozarian. Darkseid sees the rampaging Jedi Master and decides that he must be put to a stop. Darkseid shoots his omega beams at the jedi but Mace blocks them with his lightsaber, deflecting them away. Mace Windu then does an amazing throw of his lightsaber, using the force to direct its movement. The purple lightsaber goes right into Computron and then the Jedi Master uses the force to continue sending the lightsaber in and out of the huge Autobot. The only problem with this move was that Mace did not realize that once Omega Beams have been shot they will continue to follow their target. So this time when the previousely deflected omega beams come toward Master Windu he does not have a lightsaber to deflect them with. He tries to block them with his hands but the omega beams are to powerful and they destroy Gen. Windu. Voldemort squares off against Dr. Strange. They both generate an amazing amount of magic and direct it at their opponent. It is difficult to tell who is going to come out on top of this great contest of magical power. First the Dark Lord appears to be over powering Dr. Strange but then Strange seems to gain the upper hand. Unfortunetely nobody gets to find out as Darkseid, in accordance with his plan which allowed for any amount of collateral damage as long as it resulted in a victory orders Sinestro to insert a wall of yellow energy right in the center of the magical storm. This deflects the magic of the 2 wizards right back at them killing them both. Darkseid lands on Beast Boy who is fairly useless in space and crushes him. The Junkeons start riding in fast toward Tripticon who was positioned at the back of the asteroid as the horsemen's last line of defense. The Junkeons begin to get picked off by the giant Decepticon but they just keep coming, as they continue to transform into motorcycles for themselves to ride on. They get closer and closer to the Dino-Decepticon and begin riding up the side of him whaling on him with their somewhat primitive weapons of junk. Tripticon swats away at them like they are flies but once the Junkeons are aided by a few huge projectiles fired from the incoming Titan Cymek Barbarossa they are actually able to take down the mighty Tripticon with their insane charge. Only Junkeons #4 & 7 survive this attack and they are taken out by the combined aerial attack of Starscream, Darkseid, & Sinestro. Supergirl flies in to do battle with the remaining 11 Sith Witches. They are by no means fast enough to keep up with the Kryptonian as she smashes in the heads of Witch #1, 2, 8, & 9. She then uses her heat vision to blast the air hose to #6 and her powerful frost breath to break away the air hose of #10. She knocks down the other 2 remaining witches hard onto the ground of the asteroid but before they die with her last bit of power Sith Witch #3 uses the rest of her life force to shoot a storm of Sith Lightning into the chest of Supergirl. This is not enough to kill her but the Dying Sith Witch #7 showcases Supergirl's weakness to lightsabers as she is killed by one for the second week in a row as Sith Witch #7 uses her last breath to cut off the head of the Sith lightning stunned Supergirl. Starscream, Sinestro, and Darkseid are still flying in attack formation as Barbarossa breaks up their triangular attack pattern by blasting Sinestro out of the sky. Darkseid lands on the asteroid, more than prepared to take out the enraged cymek but he underestimates the power of this super advanced being. Barbarossa hits darkseid with a powerful projectile that almost kills the ruler of Apokolips. Barbarossa, in his huge battle gear approaches the wounded Darkseid to finish the job. Starscream comes flying in as if to save his designated leader and in a strafing run blasts the Titan from above but is unable to finish him off. Darkseid screams "You fail me once again Starscream" but as Starscream is over the top of the 2 combatants Charleton Heston ejects out of Starscream and lands right next to the dead body of Sinestro. Heston rips off his space suit exposing himself to the elements and in an act of pure courage puts on the yellow power ring of Sinestro. Heston has more than enough will power to take control of the anti-green lantern ring as he flies over top of Barbarossa and targets one of the small holes that was made by Starscreams attack. Heston sends a stream of yellow energy into the metal body encasing Barbarossa, which fries the brain of the Titan Cymek. Darkseid pulls himself to his feet and says "Thanks Chuck" as he looks around to find out that.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables Vs. Team Ed
The Untouchables are Dr. Polaris (designated leader), Sith Lord #11 & 12, Army Soldier #76-99, Storm Trooper #1-14, Purple Dragon #4-9, Griffin #4-9, Clone Trooper #1-13, Elven Soldier #1-12, Ent #4-9, Dark Side Akolyte #7-18, & Dark Jedi #19-36.
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Unicron, Neo, Original Titan #1 & 2, Neo-Cymek #1-20, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Dirge, Thrust, Skywarp, Shockwave, The Combaticons, Swoop, Wreck-Gar, Junkeon #11-12, Iron Hide, Ultra Magnus, Jazz, Hot Rod, Arcee, Warpath, Alpha Trion, Fortress Maximus, Samus, Jengo Fett, N.S,-5 #23-28, & Lando Calrissean.
Head Coach Comsissioner Gordon has obviousely decided to rest many of The Untouchables starters during this large point week knowing that it could put them at a huge disadvantage against the 4 and 1 Team Ed. Dr. Polaris in an attempt to test out how well his powers work in space with a flick of his wrist crushes Jazz. Dr. Polaris knows that if his team is going to have any sort of chance this week that he is going to have to take out the huge Transformer planet Unicron. Dr. Polaris begins to move the huge metal planet but The Oracle gave a special job to the people who are usually the stars of this team. The Oracle made it very clear to both Neo and Superman that they had to protect Unicron at all costs. Superman and Neo both fly over to Dr. Polaris and with a few crushing blows easily kill him. The rest of The Untouchables have been put onto a free floating asteroid. Sith Lord #11 known as Darth Reknit orders her apprentice Darth Lebb along with the Dark Jedis and Akolytes over to the one small portion of the asteroid where she is standing. Lord Reknit senses a disturbance in the force and wishes to seperate the force users from the rest of the team. She uses the force to break apart their section of the asteroid and send the two parts sailing away from each other. The people on both teams soon see why she did what she did when Unicron transforms into his collossal robot form. Unicron slams his huge fists down on the larger asteroid breaking it into many small pieces. Most of the troopers, dragons, griffins, elves, and ents are killed in the initial attack but those that are not are picked off one by one by the convoy led by Skywarp which includes Dirge, Thrust, Blitzwing, Swoop, and Space Ghost. Some of the soldiers attempt to fire back but the ents and elves, although very hard to deal with back on land are basically fish out of water up here in space. Jengo Fett, Lando, the NS-5's, Jan, Jace, Blip, & Alpha Trion are all on board Astro Train who is off in the distance. The Combaticons merge to form Bruticus and it is this giant Decepticon that is going to lead the charge against the force users on the other asteroid. The 2 Titans and 20 Cymeks land and are attacked by the Dark Jedi. The Dark Jedi fight fiercely but they are no match for the huge robot forms especially when they are outnumbered. Amazingly the Dark Jedi actually manage to destroy Neo-Cymeks #14 & 18 before the other Cymeks wipe them out. Fortress Maximus and his head land on the asteroid and almost take up the entire thing. The Dark Side Akolytes are no match for the huge Autobot city especially when he is backed up by Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Iron Hide, and 3 Junkeons. The Autobots stand behind Fortress Maximus and provide cover fire while he crushes the Akolytes with little difficulty. Darth Reknit sends her apprentice Lord Lebb at Bruticus but before he can even mount an attack with his double bladed lightsaber against the gestalt he is gunned down by huge lazer bolts fired from Shockwave and Warpath in their gun and tank forms. Darth Reknit, still defiant until the end looks at Iron Hide and says "who are you, Mr. Useless" and pumps him full of Sith Lightning shorting out his spark and killing him. She then charges at Junkeon #11 who is riding on Junkeon #12 and in a force induced jump slices off the head of the Transformer with her crimson bladed saber. But in the end it is Samus that decides that this is enough as she leads Ultra Magnus and Arcee in a charge that inevitably ends with Ultra Magnus in truck form plowing into the Sith Lord and Samus blasting her with her wave ray from on top of the Big Rig.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Unicron, Neo, Original Titan #1 & 2, Neo-Cymek #1-20, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Dirge, Thrust, Skywarp, Shockwave, The Combaticons, Swoop, Wreck-Gar, Junkeon #11-12, Iron Hide, Ultra Magnus, Jazz, Hot Rod, Arcee, Warpath, Alpha Trion, Fortress Maximus, Samus, Jengo Fett, N.S,-5 #23-28, & Lando Calrissean.
Head Coach Comsissioner Gordon has obviousely decided to rest many of The Untouchables starters during this large point week knowing that it could put them at a huge disadvantage against the 4 and 1 Team Ed. Dr. Polaris in an attempt to test out how well his powers work in space with a flick of his wrist crushes Jazz. Dr. Polaris knows that if his team is going to have any sort of chance this week that he is going to have to take out the huge Transformer planet Unicron. Dr. Polaris begins to move the huge metal planet but The Oracle gave a special job to the people who are usually the stars of this team. The Oracle made it very clear to both Neo and Superman that they had to protect Unicron at all costs. Superman and Neo both fly over to Dr. Polaris and with a few crushing blows easily kill him. The rest of The Untouchables have been put onto a free floating asteroid. Sith Lord #11 known as Darth Reknit orders her apprentice Darth Lebb along with the Dark Jedis and Akolytes over to the one small portion of the asteroid where she is standing. Lord Reknit senses a disturbance in the force and wishes to seperate the force users from the rest of the team. She uses the force to break apart their section of the asteroid and send the two parts sailing away from each other. The people on both teams soon see why she did what she did when Unicron transforms into his collossal robot form. Unicron slams his huge fists down on the larger asteroid breaking it into many small pieces. Most of the troopers, dragons, griffins, elves, and ents are killed in the initial attack but those that are not are picked off one by one by the convoy led by Skywarp which includes Dirge, Thrust, Blitzwing, Swoop, and Space Ghost. Some of the soldiers attempt to fire back but the ents and elves, although very hard to deal with back on land are basically fish out of water up here in space. Jengo Fett, Lando, the NS-5's, Jan, Jace, Blip, & Alpha Trion are all on board Astro Train who is off in the distance. The Combaticons merge to form Bruticus and it is this giant Decepticon that is going to lead the charge against the force users on the other asteroid. The 2 Titans and 20 Cymeks land and are attacked by the Dark Jedi. The Dark Jedi fight fiercely but they are no match for the huge robot forms especially when they are outnumbered. Amazingly the Dark Jedi actually manage to destroy Neo-Cymeks #14 & 18 before the other Cymeks wipe them out. Fortress Maximus and his head land on the asteroid and almost take up the entire thing. The Dark Side Akolytes are no match for the huge Autobot city especially when he is backed up by Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Iron Hide, and 3 Junkeons. The Autobots stand behind Fortress Maximus and provide cover fire while he crushes the Akolytes with little difficulty. Darth Reknit sends her apprentice Lord Lebb at Bruticus but before he can even mount an attack with his double bladed lightsaber against the gestalt he is gunned down by huge lazer bolts fired from Shockwave and Warpath in their gun and tank forms. Darth Reknit, still defiant until the end looks at Iron Hide and says "who are you, Mr. Useless" and pumps him full of Sith Lightning shorting out his spark and killing him. She then charges at Junkeon #11 who is riding on Junkeon #12 and in a force induced jump slices off the head of the Transformer with her crimson bladed saber. But in the end it is Samus that decides that this is enough as she leads Ultra Magnus and Arcee in a charge that inevitably ends with Ultra Magnus in truck form plowing into the Sith Lord and Samus blasting her with her wave ray from on top of the Big Rig.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Legion Of Doom
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Hecate, SkyFire, The Jetsons: George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, Astro, Rosie, & Orbitty, Princess Leia, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Jedi Knight #1-15, Jedi Master #31-40, Even Piel, Gandalf & Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Princess Zelda, Alan Scott, Morpheus, Maverick & Goose, Man at Arms & Teela, Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho Ghola Mentat #12, Army Soldier #101-130, Glinda the Good Witch, Silver Dragon #1-6, Ron Meyer, Big Boy, Fozzy, Oscar the Grouch, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Kate Austen, Desmond Hume, Danielle Rousseau, & Baby Spice.
The Legion of Doom is The Eradicator, Spawn, Bane, The A-Team: Hanibal, FACE, Murdock, & B.A. Barrackus, Darth Bane, Gorilla Grodd, Prof. Xavier, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, The Sinister 6: Dr. Octupus, Sandman, Electro, Hobgoblin, Mysterio, & Vulture, Jet Jaguar, Apocylypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Paul Atreides, Col. John Madrox, Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamato, The Aerialbots, The Terricons, Mordor Horse #1, Metroplex, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker Texas Ranger, The Leprechaun, Sarah Conner, Harry Tasker & Al Gibson, Queen Xenomorph #1-3, Goliath, Rebel Trooper #1-49, Atreides Soldier #1-9, & Linus.
The Legion of Doom is The Eradicator, Spawn, Bane, The A-Team: Hanibal, FACE, Murdock, & B.A. Barrackus, Darth Bane, Gorilla Grodd, Prof. Xavier, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, The Sinister 6: Dr. Octupus, Sandman, Electro, Hobgoblin, Mysterio, & Vulture, Jet Jaguar, Apocylypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Paul Atreides, Col. John Madrox, Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamato, The Aerialbots, The Terricons, Mordor Horse #1, Metroplex, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker Texas Ranger, The Leprechaun, Sarah Conner, Harry Tasker & Al Gibson, Queen Xenomorph #1-3, Goliath, Rebel Trooper #1-49, Atreides Soldier #1-9, & Linus.
Both teams start off on the same rather large asteroid. The Jetsons are crammed in to their "family car" with Army Soldier #111-114 strapped to the side to provide a form of make shift fire power. Leia, Padme, Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Zelda, Maverick & Goose, Man at Arms, Teela, Allia, Glinda, Ron Meyer, Big Boy, Fozzy, Oscar, Vito, Sonny, Kate, Desmond, Danielle, & Baby Spice all climb aboard Sky Fire. They fly around to the other side of the asteroid in hopes to mount a sneak attack on the Autobot City, once inside they can disable the city and destroy it. But Metroplex transforms into robot form and the Terricons merge to form Abominus; but the Aerialbots opt to stay seperate so they can carry around many of their non-space oriented teammates in their plane forms. Many members of the Legion of Doom climb aboard the Aerialbots. The Aerialbots engage the Silver Dragons, who are having trouble flying without gravity and air to help them use their wings and easily blow them out of the sky. They then do a strafing run which takes out 6 Army Soldiers and they blow a hole in the side of the Jetsons car exposing everyone inside to space and killing soldiers #111-114. They are about to go in for another strafing run when Hecate and her new wing man Skyfire come zipping around the side of the asteroid and engage the Aerialbots in a dog fight. Hecate instantly takes out Silverbolt which was carrying Spawn, the Mordor horse, and The A-Team. Skyfire then takes out 2 Aerialbots, he gets behind Air Raid and Skydive who both succumb to the fire power of the much larger Autobot plane. Air Raid was Carrying Gorilla Grodd & Prof. X and Skydive had Mysterio and Vulture on board. Hecate then shrugged off the blasts she recieved from the remaining Aerialbots and blew away Fireflight and Slingshot. Fireflight had Vigo, Col. Madrox, & Sarah Conner on board and Slingshot was carrying Walker, Harry Tasker, & Al Gibson. Skyfire then breaks away from Hecate to go land on the asteroid and regroup with the rest of the brigade when Abominus and Metroplex fly up underneath Skyfire and each grab an end of the smaller Transformer and crush Skyfire togeather from both ends, killing the Autobot and everyone on board. Eradicator and Jet Jaguar fly up to engage Hecate. The huge Cymek former Titan targets Jet Jaguar with her missles and blows the huge homosexual (not there is anything wrong with that) robot out of the air, but Eradicator blasts Hecate with heat Vision creating a weak spot in her hull which he then exploits by attacking with his fists destroying the Cymek. Darth Bane and Bane become surrounded by the 27 Jedi's of Le' Napoleon Brigade. Even Piel orders the attack but Darth Bane goes in to a Sith Rage. The original Dark Lord kills Jedi Masters #32, 33, 36, & 39 as well as Knights #1, 2, 3, 10, & 14 before he is finally stabbed with the lightsaber of Even Piel. Bane takes out Jedi Knights #9 & 15 before the rest of the Jedi kill him. The Army Soldiers try to attack the 3 Queen Aliens, who seem just as content out in the harsh space environment than they do on a planet, but they are only successful in killing 1 of the Xenomorph Queens before the other 2 kill them. Alan Scott, Duncan Idaho, and Morpheus triple team Gladiator and are able to take him out as Duncan Idaho and Morpheus hit him with a flurry of lightning fast combos while Alan Scott ran interference by blasting him with his power ring. They then moved on to the Eradicator but had a little more trouble. Eradicator caught one of Idaho's punches and redirected it toward Morpheus. The amazing speed of the punch hit Morpheus with so much force that it killed him. The Jedi's keep moving along the asteroid until they meet up with their teammates Gandalf and Wonder Woman with her side kick Wonder Girl. They surround T-X and Mighty Joe Young. Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl are backed up by 2 Jedi Knights as they use their superior strength to jump onto the back of Mighty Joe Young and rip his custom space suit apart. T-X kills Jedi Knights #4 & 8 before Obi-Wan slices her apart with his lightsaber. Sandman proves to be pretty useless in space as Jedi Master #31 cuts him apart but that Jedi Master as well as Masters #37 & 38 with Jedi Knights #12 & 13 are killed by Doc Ock and Hobgoblin before Wonder Woman punches a hole in Dr. Octupus' helmet and Gandalf uses Glamdring to stab Hobgoblin in the chest. Electro on the other hand not only kills Wonder Girl by blasting her in the head with a lightning bolt but he also takes out Jedi Knights #7 & 11 before Jedi Master #34 blocks a lightning bolt and sends it back at Electro stunning him so Knight #34 can finish him off. Obi Wan and Gandalf now lead their depleted group of Jedi's to fight Apocylypse. Apocylypse grows to almost three times the size of even his largest opponent and crushes Jedi Master #40 as well as Knight #5 & 6. Gandalf begins to raise his staff to cast a spell on the many thousand year old mutant but Apocylypse picks up a huge rock and throws it at Gandalf breaching his bulky space suit; even a wizard as powerful as Gandalf needs to breath and he is unable to stay alive. The 4 remaining Jedi Masters are able to get in close enough and cut Apocylypse apart with their lightsabers. Paul Atreides and his sworn bodyguard for the day Nemesis Enforcer lead the Atreides soldiers into battle against Wonder Woman and the 4 Jedi. Paul and the Atredeis soldiers are all armed with personal Holtzman shields but the soldiers are still only able to take out Jedi Master #35 before they are killed by Obi Wan and Jedi Master #34. Paul moves very quickly around Even Piel to dodge his lightsaber and then uses his crysknife to cut the Oxygen hose to Master Piel's tank. He then stabs his crysknife deep into the chest of Piel to make sure that he hits flesh because Shai Halud forbids him to resheath his knife if he has not allowed it to taste blood. Wonder Woman grabs the wings of Nemesis Enforcer which are pretty useless in space and pulls him to the ground. She stomps on his back and then cracks open his space helmet with one swift punch. Paul Atreides is now outnumbered 3 to 1 until Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi, Yamamoto, Shadowcat, Lockheed, Goliath, and the Leprechaun who just killed Linus because he was getting bored come up on Paul's left to flank him. Obi Wan and the crew start to back up in the other direction until they realize that all 49 Rebel Troopers have come to back up Paul on the other side. Duncan Idaho is using more energy to move at this rate in his space suit that even he can stand in order to keep up with Eradicator; and Alan Scott is moving around looking for the perfect oppurtunity to blast Eradicator, but right when they think they still have a chance to take out the Superman clone they realize that the 2 huge Transformers Abominus and Metroplex have just shown up to lend their boy Eradicator a hand. Duncan Idaho sends the last of his strength toward Eradicator in the form of a punch but Eradicator just dodges the punch than throws Idaho into the chest of Metroplex just hard enough to kill Idaho and accidentally put a good size dent into Metroplex. Alan Scott then flies toward Abominus and with a huge blast of Green Energy levels the huge Decepticon, breaking him back into 5 pieces and killing all of the Terricons. This victory is not celebrated for long though as Metroplex swats the Golden Age Green Lantern out of the air (I mean space) and Eradicator flies in to finish him off with a back breaking kick from behind. The last stand of Obi Wan, Wonder Woman, and Jedi Master #34 was a pretty good one. Obi Wan managed to remove the head of Weapon Omega and take out Rebel Troopers #1, 3, 8, 11, 18, & 27 before he had his neck chewed open by the likes of the Leprechaun. Wonder Woman was really in the mood to rip off people's wings that day because she did it to Goliath as well before she killed him along with Rebel #4, 32, 44, 45, 46, & 48. Jedi Master #34 took out Rebel #22-25, 30, & 40 before he was gunned down by the remaining Rebel Troopers.
THE LEGION OF DOOM IS VICTORIOUS!
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