The Outsiders Vs. The Horsemen of Apocylypse

The Outsiders are Galactus (designated leader) w/ Nova, Ares: God of War, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Fin Fang Foom, Lord Voldemort, Barbarossa, Hrmm, Ajax, Beast Boy, The Predicons, Sky Lynx, Kup, Cliff Jumper, Beast Wars Megatron, Scrorponok w/ Lord Zarock, Junkeon #1-10, Mindwipe w/ Borath, Dark Jedi Master #31-40, Dark Jedi #11 & 12, Nightsister Sith Witch #1-13, & Storm Trooper #101-103.



The Horsemen of Apocylypse are Darkseid (designated leader), Granny Goodness, Kalibak, Steppenwolf, Starro, Kang the Conqueror, Sinestro, Parasite, Monarch, Selene the Black Queen, Circuit Breaker, Gozar the Gozarian, Stitch, Plo Koon, Saesse Tiin, Shazam, Supergirl, The Stunticons, Starscream, Sunstorm, Ramjet, Six Shot, Tripticon, The Technibots, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Punch/Counterpunch, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Cable, Polaris, Havok, Elixir, Meggan, Warlock, Jamie Madrox, Dr. Strange, Wonder Man, Serci, Scarlet Witch, Spider Woman, Josh Houslander, & Charleton Heston.



The last thing that Darkseid said to Head Coach Vandal Savage and Team Capt. Achilles (who are not on speaking terms since Achilles didn't get the start this week) was that they were going to win this week as long as they don't mind it being really messy. As the battle starts Galactus wastes no time. Galactus is not much of a general because that would involve lowering himself to the level of lesser beings but his example works as a form of leadership in and of itself. Galactus flies into the fray, blasting Sludge, Punch/Counterpunch, & Wonder Man, vaporizing them as if they were nothing. Sinestro flies up to Darkseid & says "We can't handle this guy"! Darseid replies with "Silence! Just stick to the plan, they were expendable". Nova starts to fly up to back up Galcatus but Darkseid grabs his teammate Parasite and pulls his protective space suit off of him, exposing him to the elements. Darkseid says "you aren't any good to me wearing this" as he throws Parasite into Nova. In an attempt to do nothing but save his own life, Parasite grabs on to Nova and starts absorbing her power to resist the treachorous rigors of space. Nova fights this, making it so the 2 of them each have about 50% of the power given to Nova by Galactus. Darkseid orders Snarl to fly up in his robot form. Snarl is carrying Havok on his shoulder. Darkseid orders Havok to "blast Nova with everything you have got, she's weakended". Havok says "but I'll kill Parasite as well". Darkseid breaks in with "just do it X-Man, do you want a spot on this team or not". Havok blasts the 2 struggling fighters with his stored up solar power and kills them both. Darkseid looks over at Havok and says "that's wht makes us winners". Darkseid radios Starscream and tells him to get his seakers ready for their attack run, and calls over to Springer who is carrying Multiple Man, Spider Woman, Elixir, Meggan, Scarlet Witch, Josh, and Heston. Heston opens up the side hatch and says to Darkseid "what do you need boss" Darkseid replies with "I need Multiple Man". Multiple Man says "Alright Josh what do you have for me today"? But Darkseid interupts with "NO! not today Madrox, I have something special in mind" But just then Spider Woman yells "Look out"! as a missle from Barbarossa comes rocketing towards Springer. Spider Woman and Josh push Multiple Man and Heston out of the space-worthy helicopter just in time but the other 6 of them die in the blast. Darkseid grabs a hold of Multiple Man and flies back over to Sinestro and says to him "you know the plan, now do it". Sinestro says "I refuse, I will not...."but Darkseid cuts him off saying "do it or I'll kill you myself". While this useless exchange is taking place Galactus blows apart Slag and the free-floating Fin Fang Foom crushes both Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Reluctantly, Sinestro takes off his yellow power ring and hands it to Multiple Man. Madrix wastes no time making 40 copies of himself, all of which now have power rings. Sinestro immedietely takes back his own power ring, but Multiple Man reintegrates one of the multiples and recreates him giving the horsemen a total of 42 yellow power rings. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but Galactus crushes the gestalt as if it were a powerless child. Jamie Madrix and his multiples are having a very difficult time controlling the power of Sinestro's multiplied ring which bothers Sinestro who knows that they won't have the will to hold on to this power for long causing him to yell "control them you fools" at the army of yellow ring powered multiples. Darkseid orders the attack, prompting Sinestro to throw all 41 of the Jamie Madrix's at Galactus, causing all of them to blow up on impact. This takes Galactus off guard as it knocks the devourer of worlds backward. Darkseid and Sinestro both blast Galactus with a power ring/omega beam combo which gives Starscream enough time fly in with Ramjet and Sunstorm flanking him. Starscream has convinced Ramjet and Sunstorm that the only way to defeat Galactus is for the 3 of them to act as Kamikazes. They all race toward Galactus at a blinding speed, but Starscream pulls up at the last second to avoid death. Ramjet hits him and explodes on impact but the real trauma comes when Sunstorm hits Galactus causing a Nuclear explosion to happen inside the chest of Galactus. Galactus starts to harden and erode from the inside out but is still not dead as he directs a blast toward the asteroid where many of the Horsemen of Apokolips have set up base. This blast hits Monarch and Black Queen, killing them both. Supergirl then flies in from out of nowhere and punches Galactus with all of her might underneath his huge chin. Every member of both teams pause to watch, not knowing what will happen next. The Horsemen stationed on the asteroid brace themselves for another attack but instead as if it were in slow motion Galactus' head falls off. Ares attempts to rally the still powerful team but the death of Galactus has them understandedly disturbed. Grimlock and his creations the Technibots fly at the alien Fin Fang Foom. Foom is a huge threat just about anywhere but the Technibots and Grimlock are much more at home in this space environment than he is. Grimlock transforms into his Tyrranosaurus form and crashes feet first into the chest of Foom, while the Technibots merge to form Computron. While Grimlock is pushing the giant alien monster backward through the anti-gravity area Computron catches up to them and puts a stop to the movement by throwing his fist into the back of Fin Fang Foom's head, cracking his mammoth neck. Six Shot, in jet form flies right into the middle of where The Outsiders Transformer forces have gathered, in what looks to them like a very foolish move. The Outsiders converge on Six Shot's position but they do not realize that Polaris is sitting in Six Shot's cockpit. The Predicons merge to form Prediking but making themselves bigger does not do them much good as they are all crushed into one gigantic metal ball along with the Beast Wars Megatron. Polaris then sends Lord Zarock down right through the body of Scorponok, ripping them both to shreds of metal and wiring. The Transformers attempt to shoot down Six Shot but between the magnetic field that Polaris has put around him to deflect much of the attacks and Six Shots skills in evasive action, they are unable to hit the Decepticon assassin. Polaris then uses Cliff Jumper as a huge javelin to rip through Kup, Mindwipe, & Borath; which kills Cliff Jumper as well. The Titans are sick of this ridiculousness as Ajax busts through the magnetis field and lands on Six Shot. The huge Cymek crushes Six Shot but Polaris uses her magnetic power to keep the shrapnell away from her and save herself from being crushed inside the Decepticon. Ajax, in a forseeable moment of excessive hubris believes himself to be victorious but Polaris uses the huge metal shards of her former vehicle to stab through the huge Cymek and kill his human brain. Barbarossa sees this happening and shoots the free-floating Polaris out of the air, opting for lazers; which he views as a typically weak weapon, so she could not use her powers to deflect them. Darkseid sees that Polaris has been defeated but feels that she more than served her purpose, especially when he has a similar back-up plan in place. He gives the signal to his faithful servant Kalibak down on the asteroid, who grabs a hold of Circuit Breaker and throws her at the oncoming Sky Linx. Circuit Breaker renders Sky Lynx completely inoperable but the huge dino-bird space shuttle uses the last of its power to crash land on the asteroid that the attack came from. As Sky Lynx depressurizes Hrrm dies due to his refusal to put on a space suit. The Horsemen on the asteroid, who are being led by Darkseid's top war general Steppenwolf are cheering as they believe that the end of The Outsiders is near after watching the destruction of so many giant opponents but the doors of the dead Sky Lynx then are blown off as Ares, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Voldemort, Beast Boy, 5 Junkeons riding on 5 more Junkeons, some Storm Troopers, and a whole slew of dark side oriented force users come piling out of Sky Lynx. Bows and Arrows should by no logical explanation work in space, but I wouldn't recomend telling that to the son of Zues as he used his to shoot Granny Goodness in the head. Hercules noticed Steppenwolf barking orders at the troops which is why he chose to attack him first. Hercules takes out the leader of Apokolips' ground forces by bringing both of his mighty fists down on his head and cracking his neck. Kang, did not conquer much of anything that day either as Ares delivered a crushing blow to his head with his Mt. Olympus powered axe. Although Hercules and Apollo were taken by suprise as Starro's Sergents at Arms attached themselves to their faces which tied them up long enough for Kalibak to deliver head crushing blows to both of them. Of the Greeks only Ares had the strategic sense to evade this attack. He then tossed his mystical axe into the center of Starro and killed it. Ares then launched his shield at Kalibak's neck and decapitated him. These two moves may have been executed perfectly but the god of war was foolish to leave himself defenseless which is how Shazam found it rather easy to fly in and finish off Ares making the leadership of The Outsiders default once again. This time it was Mace Windu who took up the mantle of leadership as he led the charge against the fortified postion of the Horsemen. Mace Windu avenged the death of his unlikely friend Ares by putting his purple lightsaber into the chest of Shazam. Stitch flew into the mix of charging Outsiders and dispatched Dr. Doom with an extremely powerful furry little kick to the head, which busted open his space suit. The Nightsister Sith Witches use their empathetic powers to bring the typically savage Snarl and Grimlock in close to them and then let the Junkeons bust them apart while they offered no resistence whatsoever. Cable destroys the brain power off all 3 storm troopers as he leads Havok, Warlock, Serci, & Stitch against the Dark Jedi. Stitch takes out Dark Jedi #12 right before Dark Jedi #11 slices him in half with his green lightsaber. Havok blasts Nightsister Sith Witch #4 & 5 but the rest of the witches return the favor by pumping him full of Sith Lightning until he is dead. Cable takes out Dark Jedi Master #31, 34-36, & 40 before he is swarmed by the other masters of the dark side and killed. Warlock comes to his aid but he only manages to infect Dark Jedi Master #39 with his techno virus before the other masters use the power of the force to rip the strange mutant apart. Serci uses her cosmic powers to overtake the remaining Dark Jedi but the Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers and finish her off. Plo Koon and Saesse Tiin square off against there fellow Jedi Council member Mace Windu. They are not arrogant enough to think that they could take the senior jedi out on their own but they do believe that if they work togeather they will be able to accomlish the task. They are quickly proven wrong as Master Windu spins into his Form 7 jedi attack and force pushes Master Tiin out of the way. He stabs Plo Koon in the side with his purple saber and then jumps to where he pushed Saesse Tiin to finish him off with a short, quick slice to the neck. Without ever breaking stride Mace Windu continues his attack and with a flash of his lightsaber cuts off the head of Gozar the Gozarian. Darkseid sees the rampaging Jedi Master and decides that he must be put to a stop. Darkseid shoots his omega beams at the jedi but Mace blocks them with his lightsaber, deflecting them away. Mace Windu then does an amazing throw of his lightsaber, using the force to direct its movement. The purple lightsaber goes right into Computron and then the Jedi Master uses the force to continue sending the lightsaber in and out of the huge Autobot. The only problem with this move was that Mace did not realize that once Omega Beams have been shot they will continue to follow their target. So this time when the previousely deflected omega beams come toward Master Windu he does not have a lightsaber to deflect them with. He tries to block them with his hands but the omega beams are to powerful and they destroy Gen. Windu. Voldemort squares off against Dr. Strange. They both generate an amazing amount of magic and direct it at their opponent. It is difficult to tell who is going to come out on top of this great contest of magical power. First the Dark Lord appears to be over powering Dr. Strange but then Strange seems to gain the upper hand. Unfortunetely nobody gets to find out as Darkseid, in accordance with his plan which allowed for any amount of collateral damage as long as it resulted in a victory orders Sinestro to insert a wall of yellow energy right in the center of the magical storm. This deflects the magic of the 2 wizards right back at them killing them both. Darkseid lands on Beast Boy who is fairly useless in space and crushes him. The Junkeons start riding in fast toward Tripticon who was positioned at the back of the asteroid as the horsemen's last line of defense. The Junkeons begin to get picked off by the giant Decepticon but they just keep coming, as they continue to transform into motorcycles for themselves to ride on. They get closer and closer to the Dino-Decepticon and begin riding up the side of him whaling on him with their somewhat primitive weapons of junk. Tripticon swats away at them like they are flies but once the Junkeons are aided by a few huge projectiles fired from the incoming Titan Cymek Barbarossa they are actually able to take down the mighty Tripticon with their insane charge. Only Junkeons #4 & 7 survive this attack and they are taken out by the combined aerial attack of Starscream, Darkseid, & Sinestro. Supergirl flies in to do battle with the remaining 11 Sith Witches. They are by no means fast enough to keep up with the Kryptonian as she smashes in the heads of Witch #1, 2, 8, & 9. She then uses her heat vision to blast the air hose to #6 and her powerful frost breath to break away the air hose of #10. She knocks down the other 2 remaining witches hard onto the ground of the asteroid but before they die with her last bit of power Sith Witch #3 uses the rest of her life force to shoot a storm of Sith Lightning into the chest of Supergirl. This is not enough to kill her but the Dying Sith Witch #7 showcases Supergirl's weakness to lightsabers as she is killed by one for the second week in a row as Sith Witch #7 uses her last breath to cut off the head of the Sith lightning stunned Supergirl. Starscream, Sinestro, and Darkseid are still flying in attack formation as Barbarossa breaks up their triangular attack pattern by blasting Sinestro out of the sky. Darkseid lands on the asteroid, more than prepared to take out the enraged cymek but he underestimates the power of this super advanced being. Barbarossa hits darkseid with a powerful projectile that almost kills the ruler of Apokolips. Barbarossa, in his huge battle gear approaches the wounded Darkseid to finish the job. Starscream comes flying in as if to save his designated leader and in a strafing run blasts the Titan from above but is unable to finish him off. Darkseid screams "You fail me once again Starscream" but as Starscream is over the top of the 2 combatants Charleton Heston ejects out of Starscream and lands right next to the dead body of Sinestro. Heston rips off his space suit exposing himself to the elements and in an act of pure courage puts on the yellow power ring of Sinestro. Heston has more than enough will power to take control of the anti-green lantern ring as he flies over top of Barbarossa and targets one of the small holes that was made by Starscreams attack. Heston sends a stream of yellow energy into the metal body encasing Barbarossa, which fries the brain of the Titan Cymek. Darkseid pulls himself to his feet and says "Thanks Chuck" as he looks around to find out that.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!