Alice's Wonder Team are: Surtur, Hyperion, War Machine, Equinox, Shrapnel, Fantomex, Evo, Spectre, and a Goblin
Built Ford Tough are: USAgent, Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Dr. Owen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, & Ianto Jones, Aslan, The Deadly Viper Assasin Squad: Bill, Bud, Vernita Green, Elle Driver, & O Ren Ishi, Prof. Snape, Sirius Black, Iron Fist, Cowboy Curtis, Archie The Octospider, Dr. Who, Darkwing Duck, amd Ellie & Katie
"Doctor, doctor. I've just been given some news." says Gwen Cooper as she rushes to meet her team who are waiting inside the Metropolis Metrodome.
"Now, now. Settle down Gwen. We'll be done with the dustup in time to catch the Royal reception. We just need for our opponents to show" states Dr Who calmly
"That's just it doctor. I don't think they're coming. No one's heard from them!" Gwen exlaims
"What! That prepostorus! We need a team to fight! We need this win. There's still a chance for us to not be last in our division" exclaims USAgent
"Now, now. Calm down all. I'll just pop into the Tardis and get us a squad form a previous fight. Then we can battle them and get a proper foothold on the ladder of success" Dr Who reassures them
"Just makes sure you don't get someone TOO easy. I'd hate for people to think we're weak and underhanded." says Iron Fist.
"I know." says the Doctor "I'll grab the roster from last week. They should give us a right, proper scuffle. Back in a jiff"
With that the Tardis disappears before their eyes, then reappears with a befuddled Alice's Wonder Team.
"Let's get dangerous" growls Darkwing Duck.
and with that the battle is on.
Before Alice's Team can stop wondering where they are, The Deadly Viper Assains squad quickly rush Fantomex and kill him before he can even unholster a gun. With Fantomex dead, Evo is of little use to the Wonder Team and is quickly destroyed with explosives by the Vipers. But once the remaining Wonder Teammates figure out what's going on, they get pissed.
The Goblin jumps on Archie's face and begins to tear his eyes out. Ellie and Katie feel the wrath of the Spectre and are pulled inside out. The Spectra then uses Katie's large intestine to choke Cowboy Curtis to death. Hyperion incinerates Aslan with his heatvision. Then crushes Capt Jack Harkness' head with a simple flick of his finger
"Doctor, this isn't what we wanted" screams Gwen as she watches set the Deadly Vipers ablaze "Do something"
"Right, yes. Just hold on, Gwen." the Doctor says "I'll be back" and the Tardis vanishes
While the Doctors away, things start to even out, as Iron Fist is able to overcome War Machine, with an assist from Darkwing Duck. Professor Snape and Sirius are able to extingush Surtur, who's falling, burning corpse lands on Shrapnal and kills him. After those two are slain, the magical duo begin focusing their efforts on Hyperion. But Alice's WOnder team is able to do some damage to thier foes as Equinox is able to slay Dr Owen Cooper, Toshiko and Ianto. He then turns Iron Fist to cinder and turns to focus his murderous lust on Gwen.
Suddenly, Equinox disappears as Dr Who reappears
"Doctor, what happened" exclaims a relieved Gwen
"Simple, Gwen" shrugs the Doc "I just went back and stopped myself from bringing along Equinox. I also grabbed this" and produces some argonite which he tosses to Darkwing Duck. As Darkwing loads the argonite into his famed gas gun, Sirius BLack falls before the might of Hyperion.
"Suck my rock, evildoer" says Darkwing and fires the crystal at Hyperion, striking him in the chest. As Hyperion begins to weaken Professor Snape yells "Abra Kadavar!" and Hyperion finally falls.
"I think that's everyone, good show" says Dr Who as the mighty shield of USAgent flies across the Metrodome and breaks the next of the Wonder Team's final player, their Goblin.
Alice's Wonder Team: All Dead
Built Ford Tough: Dr Who, Gwen Cooper, USAgent, Professor Snape and Darkwing Duck survive
BUILT FOR TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!!!!
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
The Horsemen of Apokolips vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers
“What’s with all this dirt?”
-Al Dogg
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 8 Match located in Metropolis. They are as follows:
Horsemen of Apokolips: Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey, Black Lantern Original Sinestro, Star Sapphire #1, Sabretooth, Jamie Madrox, Sersi and Lucius Malfoy.
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers: My State Farm Agent, Techno Destructo, Bozo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor, Johnny Rotten, Sandworm #10, Black Lantern Al Dogg, Caiera the Old Strong, Atlas, Magik, Kingdom Come Superman, Junkions #17 and 18, Black Lantern Black Adam and Separatist Commandos #1-5.
Let the battle begin. . .
The carnage around Metropolis can be seen by only five remaining combatants. Black Lantern Al Dogg stands above Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey and Sersi. The four women are about to become his final victims of the match, solidifying one of the biggest upsets of the season. BL Al Dogg smiles. . .
B.L. Al Dogg: What, you don’t like the blunt? You gotta problem with the weed?
Four hours earlier. . .
Centennial Park. . .
BL Al Dogg flies through the streets and shouts at My State Farm Agent.
BL Al Dogg: Where were you before I died?!?!
My State Farm Agent: Where was I?!?! I wasn’t your neighbor so I wasn’t there!
BL Al Dogg: But I left President Palmer for you!!! I left the gecko for you!!! How could you!!!
An enraged BL Al Dogg does not allow My State Farm Agent to finish his next thought. BL Al Dogg uses his lantern ring to create a construct. The large black spear skewers the agent to the ground. My State Farm Agent dies, knowing that he failed to adequately serve one of his teammates and provide the insurance necessary for him to feel comfortable in his daily life.
BL Black Adam flies at BL Al Dogg. B.L.B.A. admonishes B.L.A.D. for killing one of his own teammates. B.L.A.D. flies away, enraged that BL Black Adam scolded him. B.L.A.D. soars toward Little Bohemia.
Little Bohemia. . .
B.L.A.D. notices a marijuana dispensary down the street; a smile creeps on his deadened face. After a few minutes in the store, B.L.A.D. crashes through the door outside to the streets with a cloud of the ganj’ following. B.L.A.D. is screaming in ecstasy as his black lantern body is engulfed with his life’s essence. He looks to the battlefield. B.L.A.D. will destroy all who stand before him, including his teammates. He will show the entire FFL that he is the ultimate power in the world created by Joshatu. No longer will Beckerllax be spoken of as memorialized terror. Beckerllax was but a chubby, stunted, pubic-haired punk! BLACK LANTERN AL DOGG WILL REIGN SUPREME! B.L.A.D. flies to Glenmorgan Square.
Glenmorgan Square. . .
B.L.A.D. comes upon Separatist Commandos #1-5. B.L.A.D.’s heightened abilities due to the ganj’, along with his black lantern powers, easily dispels with the entire Commando squad. He knows that he has just destroyed five of his own, but he does not care. B.L.A.D. flies through the square and across Topaz Lane.
Topaz Lane. . .
B.L.A.D. sees Johnny Rotten stumbling down the street. B.L.A.D. becomes enraged at the staggering of his teammate. Unlike himself where the drugs have made him an unstoppable force, the drugs have only made Rotten weak. Further, B.L.A.D. thinks to himself that there is only enough room for one “druggie” on the team. Rotten looks at a blank staring B.L.A.D.
Rotten: I’m not here for your amusement. You’re here for mine.
B.L.A.D.: You have it wrong Rotten. You have it wrong.
B.L.A.D. flies behind Rotten and breaks his neck. He looks down and sees Rotten with his eyes open, dead. B.L.A.D. flies away.
Bessolo Boulevard. . .
B.L.A.D. sees Junkions #17 and 18. The Transformers battle B.L.A.D. The black lantern uses his ring to move a huge freight truck and create a self-made battering ram. Although the Junkions manage to injure B.L.A.D.’s left leg, Dogg is ultimately successful in destroying his teammates. He knows that his team is now losing members that it cannot afford to, but with his super-strength, the Horsemen have no chance to win this match. B.L.A.D. sits down to rest for a second before his next skirmish arises.
Colyer Street. . .
B.L.A.D. finally sees an enemy from the other team- Lucius Malfoy. Malfoy discharges a spell, but B.L.A.D. is protected by his ring’s power. Immediately before Malfoy is able to cast another spell from his wand, B.L.A.D. creates a sword and pierces it through Malfoy’s chest. Malfoy crumples to the ground dead. B.L.A.D. smiles, realizing that he has actually killed from the other team now.
Coates Street. . .
B.L.A.D. sees Techno Destructo, Bozo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog and Gor Gor walk the street. They see B.L.A.D.
Techno Destructo: GWAR will SERVE the Master, or GWAR...WILL...DIE!!
B.L.A.D.: I am your master now!
B.L.A.D. flies from one Gwar reject to the other so swiftly, using his ring powers, which it looks like mirror images of himself are killing each combatant. B.L.A.D. looks at the littered bodies on the street and smiles
Sullivan Lane. . .
Sabretooth smells the air. He senses an enemy. B.L.A.D. steps out from his hiding place.
Sabretooth: Going to gut you boy.
B.L.A.D. comes upon Sabretooth. He saves himself from being disemboweled by using his lantern ring. As Sabretooth lashes out at him again, he uses the ring to form a whack-a-mole construct that crushes Sabretooth’s skull. Sabretooth falls to the ground; dead.
Centenniel Park. . .
The immense Sandworm #10 bursts from the park’s ground. B.L.A.D. uses all of his powers to a near diminishing point to obtain the upper hand on the Dune monster. Each time the Sandworm attempts to destroy B.L.A.D., the black lantern regenerates himself. Eventually, Sandworm #10 is destroyed. Now all will have to admire his true power due to the fact he defeated an entire Sandworm by himself.
LexCorp Tower Reality. . . The final melee. . .
Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey, Black Lantern Original Sinestro, Star Sapphire #1, Jamie Madrox and Sersi battle against Caiera the Old Strong, Atlas, Magik, Kingdom Come Superman, and Black Lantern Black Adam. The legendary battle ultimately causes the near collapse of the building known as LexCorp Tower. At the end of the fight, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey and Sersi are the only combatants left standing. In flies B.L.A.D. to see the remaining Horsemen. They pound him through ten floors and into the ground beneath the porch-like structure in front of the tower. B.L.A.D. looks up at the female fearsome foursome. A look of realization comes to his face. . . a look of understanding. . . a look of sadness as he realizes all that has come before was but a figment of his imagination. . .
Glenmorgan Square Reality. . .
Separatist Commandos #1-5 move through the vehicles parked across the streets of Glenmorgan Square. One by one, the Commandos are seen being picked off from behind. They are grabbed from below, from atop, from the left and from the right. Separatist Commando #1 remains and notices a figure standing in front of him. Sabretooth has decimated the entire Commando squad by himself. Commando #1 manages to squeeze off one round that nicks Sabretooth. Now enraged, Sabretooth leaps at the soldier and with one swipe, disembowels Separatist Commando #1. As Sabretooth leaves the scene, B.L.A.D. lands next to the Commando bodies. B.L.A.D. smiles in his “enhanced” state; he has defeated the entire Commando squad on his own. B.L.A.D. then flies through the square and across Topaz Lane.
Topaz Lane Reality. . .
Johhny Rotten is stumbling down the street. Lucius Malfoy comes to the scene.
Rotten: Oy! What’s up laddie?!?! Could you spare a smoke?
Malfoy: The only one smoking will be you. Confringo!
The blasting curse causing Rotten’s coat to ignite. As he manages to put out the flames on his jacket, Malfoy whispers the killing curse-Avada Kedavra. Rotten dies with his eyes open. Malfoy walks away from the incident. B.L.A.D. flies to the scene and looks down and sees Rotten with his eyes open, dead. B.L.A.D. flies away.
Bessolo Boulevard Reality. . .
Junkions #17 and 18 are pummeled by the combined forces of Flamebird and Nightwing. The duo share in the use of a freight truck which they create into a battering ram. The shrapnel of the truck and Junkion #17 strikes B.L.A.D. in his left leg. Flamebird and Nightwing fly off, not noticing B.L.A.D. who believes he has just defeated Junkions #17 and 18. B.L.A.D., in turn, does not notice the women and sits down to rest for a second before his next skirmish arises.
Colyer Street Reality. . .
Malfoy walks down Colyer Street. Magik stands in the middle of the road, waiting for the wizard. Malfoy unleashes a spell which strikes Magik squarely in the chest. Her mystic armor protects the New Mutant and takes the brunt of the spell. Magik then uses her mutant ability to teleport next to Malfoy. Before Malfoy can raise his wand, Magik’s soulsword pierces his chest. Malfoy crumbles to the ground, dead. Magik then teleports away. B.L.A.D. comes to the scene and smiles, realizing that he has actually killed from the other team now.
Coates Street Reality. . .
Techno Destructo, Bozo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog and Gor Gor walk the street. Before they can react, Jamie Madrox, the multiple man, duplicates himself. In a matter of minutes, the self replicated copies kill each of the Gwar rejects. The duplicates then revert back to the original Madrox who moves away from the bodies lying in the road. B.L.A.D. flies upon the scene and shouts “I am your master now!” at the littered Gwar bodies on the street. B.L.A.D. then smiles
Sullivan Lane Reality. . .
Sabretooth smells the air. He senses an enemy. Caiera steps out from her hiding place.
Sabretooth: Going to gut you girl.
Sabretooth rushes at Caiera and unleashes his claws at her. Her body is transformed into near stone and thus, saves her from a sure disemboweling. Caiera then uses her strength, that matching the Hulk, to crush Sabretooth’s skull. Sabretooth falls to the ground; dead. B.L.A.D. arrives at the scene after Caiera leaves.
Centenniel Park Reality. . .
The immense Sandworm #10 bursts from the park’s ground. Due to the lack of sand, Sandworm #10’s strength is decreased exponentially. Although it causes some havoc on the statuary and foliage surrounding the area, it cannot focus its abilities. In reliance on this, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey, Black Lantern Original Sinestro, Star Sapphire #1 and Sersi come together and destroy the Dune beast. Pieces of the monster are scattered throughout the park. The Horsemen then fly away as B.L.A.D. comes upon the scene.
LexCorp Tower Reality. . . The final melee. . .
B.L.A.D.’s reality is now evident. He is no longer looking down at the four Horsemen, he is looking up. He lies in a pile of dirt and debris beneath what was once recognized as a porch. He whispers to himself.
B.L.A.D.: What, you don’t like the blunt? You gotta problem with the weed?
Flamebird: What did he say?
Nightwing: Does it really matter?
Jean Gray: No.
With these words, Sersi uses her cosmic powers to rip the black lantern ring off of BL Al Dogg. B.L.A.D. becomes one with the dirt that now surrounds him.
The Horsemen of Apokolips: Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey and Sersi survive.
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers: All dead.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Al Dogg
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 8 Match located in Metropolis. They are as follows:
Horsemen of Apokolips: Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey, Black Lantern Original Sinestro, Star Sapphire #1, Sabretooth, Jamie Madrox, Sersi and Lucius Malfoy.
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers: My State Farm Agent, Techno Destructo, Bozo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor, Johnny Rotten, Sandworm #10, Black Lantern Al Dogg, Caiera the Old Strong, Atlas, Magik, Kingdom Come Superman, Junkions #17 and 18, Black Lantern Black Adam and Separatist Commandos #1-5.
Let the battle begin. . .
The carnage around Metropolis can be seen by only five remaining combatants. Black Lantern Al Dogg stands above Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey and Sersi. The four women are about to become his final victims of the match, solidifying one of the biggest upsets of the season. BL Al Dogg smiles. . .
B.L. Al Dogg: What, you don’t like the blunt? You gotta problem with the weed?
Four hours earlier. . .
Centennial Park. . .
BL Al Dogg flies through the streets and shouts at My State Farm Agent.
BL Al Dogg: Where were you before I died?!?!
My State Farm Agent: Where was I?!?! I wasn’t your neighbor so I wasn’t there!
BL Al Dogg: But I left President Palmer for you!!! I left the gecko for you!!! How could you!!!
An enraged BL Al Dogg does not allow My State Farm Agent to finish his next thought. BL Al Dogg uses his lantern ring to create a construct. The large black spear skewers the agent to the ground. My State Farm Agent dies, knowing that he failed to adequately serve one of his teammates and provide the insurance necessary for him to feel comfortable in his daily life.
BL Black Adam flies at BL Al Dogg. B.L.B.A. admonishes B.L.A.D. for killing one of his own teammates. B.L.A.D. flies away, enraged that BL Black Adam scolded him. B.L.A.D. soars toward Little Bohemia.
Little Bohemia. . .
B.L.A.D. notices a marijuana dispensary down the street; a smile creeps on his deadened face. After a few minutes in the store, B.L.A.D. crashes through the door outside to the streets with a cloud of the ganj’ following. B.L.A.D. is screaming in ecstasy as his black lantern body is engulfed with his life’s essence. He looks to the battlefield. B.L.A.D. will destroy all who stand before him, including his teammates. He will show the entire FFL that he is the ultimate power in the world created by Joshatu. No longer will Beckerllax be spoken of as memorialized terror. Beckerllax was but a chubby, stunted, pubic-haired punk! BLACK LANTERN AL DOGG WILL REIGN SUPREME! B.L.A.D. flies to Glenmorgan Square.
Glenmorgan Square. . .
B.L.A.D. comes upon Separatist Commandos #1-5. B.L.A.D.’s heightened abilities due to the ganj’, along with his black lantern powers, easily dispels with the entire Commando squad. He knows that he has just destroyed five of his own, but he does not care. B.L.A.D. flies through the square and across Topaz Lane.
Topaz Lane. . .
B.L.A.D. sees Johnny Rotten stumbling down the street. B.L.A.D. becomes enraged at the staggering of his teammate. Unlike himself where the drugs have made him an unstoppable force, the drugs have only made Rotten weak. Further, B.L.A.D. thinks to himself that there is only enough room for one “druggie” on the team. Rotten looks at a blank staring B.L.A.D.
Rotten: I’m not here for your amusement. You’re here for mine.
B.L.A.D.: You have it wrong Rotten. You have it wrong.
B.L.A.D. flies behind Rotten and breaks his neck. He looks down and sees Rotten with his eyes open, dead. B.L.A.D. flies away.
Bessolo Boulevard. . .
B.L.A.D. sees Junkions #17 and 18. The Transformers battle B.L.A.D. The black lantern uses his ring to move a huge freight truck and create a self-made battering ram. Although the Junkions manage to injure B.L.A.D.’s left leg, Dogg is ultimately successful in destroying his teammates. He knows that his team is now losing members that it cannot afford to, but with his super-strength, the Horsemen have no chance to win this match. B.L.A.D. sits down to rest for a second before his next skirmish arises.
Colyer Street. . .
B.L.A.D. finally sees an enemy from the other team- Lucius Malfoy. Malfoy discharges a spell, but B.L.A.D. is protected by his ring’s power. Immediately before Malfoy is able to cast another spell from his wand, B.L.A.D. creates a sword and pierces it through Malfoy’s chest. Malfoy crumples to the ground dead. B.L.A.D. smiles, realizing that he has actually killed from the other team now.
Coates Street. . .
B.L.A.D. sees Techno Destructo, Bozo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog and Gor Gor walk the street. They see B.L.A.D.
Techno Destructo: GWAR will SERVE the Master, or GWAR...WILL...DIE!!
B.L.A.D.: I am your master now!
B.L.A.D. flies from one Gwar reject to the other so swiftly, using his ring powers, which it looks like mirror images of himself are killing each combatant. B.L.A.D. looks at the littered bodies on the street and smiles
Sullivan Lane. . .
Sabretooth smells the air. He senses an enemy. B.L.A.D. steps out from his hiding place.
Sabretooth: Going to gut you boy.
B.L.A.D. comes upon Sabretooth. He saves himself from being disemboweled by using his lantern ring. As Sabretooth lashes out at him again, he uses the ring to form a whack-a-mole construct that crushes Sabretooth’s skull. Sabretooth falls to the ground; dead.
Centenniel Park. . .
The immense Sandworm #10 bursts from the park’s ground. B.L.A.D. uses all of his powers to a near diminishing point to obtain the upper hand on the Dune monster. Each time the Sandworm attempts to destroy B.L.A.D., the black lantern regenerates himself. Eventually, Sandworm #10 is destroyed. Now all will have to admire his true power due to the fact he defeated an entire Sandworm by himself.
LexCorp Tower Reality. . . The final melee. . .
Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey, Black Lantern Original Sinestro, Star Sapphire #1, Jamie Madrox and Sersi battle against Caiera the Old Strong, Atlas, Magik, Kingdom Come Superman, and Black Lantern Black Adam. The legendary battle ultimately causes the near collapse of the building known as LexCorp Tower. At the end of the fight, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey and Sersi are the only combatants left standing. In flies B.L.A.D. to see the remaining Horsemen. They pound him through ten floors and into the ground beneath the porch-like structure in front of the tower. B.L.A.D. looks up at the female fearsome foursome. A look of realization comes to his face. . . a look of understanding. . . a look of sadness as he realizes all that has come before was but a figment of his imagination. . .
Glenmorgan Square Reality. . .
Separatist Commandos #1-5 move through the vehicles parked across the streets of Glenmorgan Square. One by one, the Commandos are seen being picked off from behind. They are grabbed from below, from atop, from the left and from the right. Separatist Commando #1 remains and notices a figure standing in front of him. Sabretooth has decimated the entire Commando squad by himself. Commando #1 manages to squeeze off one round that nicks Sabretooth. Now enraged, Sabretooth leaps at the soldier and with one swipe, disembowels Separatist Commando #1. As Sabretooth leaves the scene, B.L.A.D. lands next to the Commando bodies. B.L.A.D. smiles in his “enhanced” state; he has defeated the entire Commando squad on his own. B.L.A.D. then flies through the square and across Topaz Lane.
Topaz Lane Reality. . .
Johhny Rotten is stumbling down the street. Lucius Malfoy comes to the scene.
Rotten: Oy! What’s up laddie?!?! Could you spare a smoke?
Malfoy: The only one smoking will be you. Confringo!
The blasting curse causing Rotten’s coat to ignite. As he manages to put out the flames on his jacket, Malfoy whispers the killing curse-Avada Kedavra. Rotten dies with his eyes open. Malfoy walks away from the incident. B.L.A.D. flies to the scene and looks down and sees Rotten with his eyes open, dead. B.L.A.D. flies away.
Bessolo Boulevard Reality. . .
Junkions #17 and 18 are pummeled by the combined forces of Flamebird and Nightwing. The duo share in the use of a freight truck which they create into a battering ram. The shrapnel of the truck and Junkion #17 strikes B.L.A.D. in his left leg. Flamebird and Nightwing fly off, not noticing B.L.A.D. who believes he has just defeated Junkions #17 and 18. B.L.A.D., in turn, does not notice the women and sits down to rest for a second before his next skirmish arises.
Colyer Street Reality. . .
Malfoy walks down Colyer Street. Magik stands in the middle of the road, waiting for the wizard. Malfoy unleashes a spell which strikes Magik squarely in the chest. Her mystic armor protects the New Mutant and takes the brunt of the spell. Magik then uses her mutant ability to teleport next to Malfoy. Before Malfoy can raise his wand, Magik’s soulsword pierces his chest. Malfoy crumbles to the ground, dead. Magik then teleports away. B.L.A.D. comes to the scene and smiles, realizing that he has actually killed from the other team now.
Coates Street Reality. . .
Techno Destructo, Bozo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog and Gor Gor walk the street. Before they can react, Jamie Madrox, the multiple man, duplicates himself. In a matter of minutes, the self replicated copies kill each of the Gwar rejects. The duplicates then revert back to the original Madrox who moves away from the bodies lying in the road. B.L.A.D. flies upon the scene and shouts “I am your master now!” at the littered Gwar bodies on the street. B.L.A.D. then smiles
Sullivan Lane Reality. . .
Sabretooth smells the air. He senses an enemy. Caiera steps out from her hiding place.
Sabretooth: Going to gut you girl.
Sabretooth rushes at Caiera and unleashes his claws at her. Her body is transformed into near stone and thus, saves her from a sure disemboweling. Caiera then uses her strength, that matching the Hulk, to crush Sabretooth’s skull. Sabretooth falls to the ground; dead. B.L.A.D. arrives at the scene after Caiera leaves.
Centenniel Park Reality. . .
The immense Sandworm #10 bursts from the park’s ground. Due to the lack of sand, Sandworm #10’s strength is decreased exponentially. Although it causes some havoc on the statuary and foliage surrounding the area, it cannot focus its abilities. In reliance on this, Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey, Black Lantern Original Sinestro, Star Sapphire #1 and Sersi come together and destroy the Dune beast. Pieces of the monster are scattered throughout the park. The Horsemen then fly away as B.L.A.D. comes upon the scene.
LexCorp Tower Reality. . . The final melee. . .
B.L.A.D.’s reality is now evident. He is no longer looking down at the four Horsemen, he is looking up. He lies in a pile of dirt and debris beneath what was once recognized as a porch. He whispers to himself.
B.L.A.D.: What, you don’t like the blunt? You gotta problem with the weed?
Flamebird: What did he say?
Nightwing: Does it really matter?
Jean Gray: No.
With these words, Sersi uses her cosmic powers to rip the black lantern ring off of BL Al Dogg. B.L.A.D. becomes one with the dirt that now surrounds him.
The Horsemen of Apokolips: Flamebird, Nightwing, Phoenix: Jean Grey and Sersi survive.
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers: All dead.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Thursday, April 28, 2011
s4w8- The Taco Benders vs Layander
The Tijuana Taco Benders are: Predator #50, Terminator #38, Xenomorph #54, Neo-Cymek #19, Daredevil, Arachne, Sith Lords #19& 20, Acklay #3, and Reek #2
Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family are: Black Lantern Kilowog, Speedy, The Black Racer, Monarch, Freddy Kruegar w/yellow lantern ring, Harlequin, Chun Li, Nateri, Armor, Magnetic Kid, Knives Chau w/star sapphire ring,and Dark Supergirl
"I can't see this going well, the web is saying this battle may be a fool's errand" says Arachne
"Silence. Your opinion matters not. We were embarrassed last week, and I will not stand by and allow that to occur again." hisses Sith Lord #19
"Yes. As we speak I have unleashed the Acklay and the Reek upon the city of Metropolis, that should draw out our foes. " replies Sith Lord #20.
"Excellent. Let us sit back and watch." and with that the two Sith Lords turn their attention to Arachne's mystic web and watch the horror they have unleashed begin to take shape.
The two fierce Star Wars arena monsters storm downtown Metropolis and they quickly begin to destroy downtown Metropolis. Nateri, Armor, and Knives Chau rush towards the Acklay, and are quickly slain for their efforts, without managing to make a scratch on the creature. Speedy, Harlequin and Chun Li no sooner show up to the chaos when they are trampled under the feet of the Reek.
"Ah, so far things are looking good." smiles Sith Lord #19
"Ah, but I am getting a cold chill up my spine." says Arachne "The presence of death is about to be felt"
No sooner are the words out of Arachne's mouth when The Black Racer and black lantern Kilowog arrive at the location of the Taco Bender's creature rampage and begun to attempt to halt the momentum of their opponents. BL Kilowog begins a pitched battle with the Acklay, as the Black Racer swoops in to take the Reek off into the dark beyond.
"No!" screams Sith Lord #20 "Those were some of our..."
"Patience, brother" Sith Lord #19 assures him "more of our weapons are about to make themselves known"
just as BL Kilowog is about to tear out the heart of the Acklay the Taco Bender's Xenomorph, Terminator and Predator arrive. The Xenomorph is quickly dispatched by Kilowog, but the undead green lantern is stymied by the lack of emotion to latch onto emitted by the Predator and Terminator. The android assassin begins to battle the black lantern as the Predator scans the being for any sign of weakness. He doesn't have long to scan, as the Terminator suddenly is torn into thousands of piece by Magnetic Kid, who himself is killed by the Predator for his efforts. The Predator then goes stealth and takes off leaving BL Kilowog to finish off the Acklay and then go hunting for more victims
"The time is now, my brother. Let us to join the fray" says #19
"Agreed. Let us be off." and with that the two Sith Lords and Arachne join the battle just in time to Dark Supergirl arrive after dispatching the Neo-Cymek and Daredevil.
"Sweet! More butts to kick" the dark Kryptonian "Bring it on suckers!"
"Child, you are annoying. Arachne, if you will." growls Sith Lord #20 as he fires up his red lightsaber
With that, Arachne fires off one of her mystical webs, and quickly envelops Supergirls. She begins to struggle against her magical bonds, but it's of no use. Sith Lord #20's lightsaber pierces Supergirl's chest and kill her.
"Nice work, brother" says Sith Lord #19 "but now it's my turn." his fingertips begin to crackle with lightning which he uses to blast the Black Racer as he approaches them. The Black Racer falls and is then dispatched by the Sith.
"Awright, ya poozers. Amateur hour is over." says BL Kilowog landing in front of the Siths. The two masters of the dark side of the force begins fighting Kilowog. As Arachne attempts to join the fight, she's suddenly finds herself trapped in a giant, glowing, yellow web.
"1,2. Freddy's coming for you...." says a voice when right before Arachne's eyes the fear fueled Freddy Krueger appears "Hiya toots, I found something you lost" Freddy sneers as he tosses the corpse of Predator #50 into the web next to her.
"Wow, look at the lightshow over there" Freddy says as he notices the unending battle between the Siths and Kilowog. Everytime Kilowog falls, his black ring reforms him, and just as Kilowog is about to finish off one of the Sith, the other jumps in to steal away his attention.
"Let's see if we can't even up the odds. Be right back" and with that Freddy takes off leaving Arachne to watch her teammates struggle to fight the two ring fueled fiends.
"Pointless, isn't it." says a voice
"Who.." Arachne says
"It is I, the Monarch" says the voice "Your squad has performed admirably today, Arachne. But the efforts were for naught."
"You don't know, we could still" she begins
"But I do, look. Even as we speak. Krueger is about to silence one Sith Lord as Kilowog feats on the heart of the other. Now, I shall bask in the glory of the final kill"
and with that, Monarch blasts Arachne into dust.
The Tijuana Taco Benders: All dead.
Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family: Monarch, Black Lantern Kilowog, and Freddy Krueger w/yellow lantern ring survive
LAYANDER'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family are: Black Lantern Kilowog, Speedy, The Black Racer, Monarch, Freddy Kruegar w/yellow lantern ring, Harlequin, Chun Li, Nateri, Armor, Magnetic Kid, Knives Chau w/star sapphire ring,and Dark Supergirl
"I can't see this going well, the web is saying this battle may be a fool's errand" says Arachne
"Silence. Your opinion matters not. We were embarrassed last week, and I will not stand by and allow that to occur again." hisses Sith Lord #19
"Yes. As we speak I have unleashed the Acklay and the Reek upon the city of Metropolis, that should draw out our foes. " replies Sith Lord #20.
"Excellent. Let us sit back and watch." and with that the two Sith Lords turn their attention to Arachne's mystic web and watch the horror they have unleashed begin to take shape.
The two fierce Star Wars arena monsters storm downtown Metropolis and they quickly begin to destroy downtown Metropolis. Nateri, Armor, and Knives Chau rush towards the Acklay, and are quickly slain for their efforts, without managing to make a scratch on the creature. Speedy, Harlequin and Chun Li no sooner show up to the chaos when they are trampled under the feet of the Reek.
"Ah, so far things are looking good." smiles Sith Lord #19
"Ah, but I am getting a cold chill up my spine." says Arachne "The presence of death is about to be felt"
No sooner are the words out of Arachne's mouth when The Black Racer and black lantern Kilowog arrive at the location of the Taco Bender's creature rampage and begun to attempt to halt the momentum of their opponents. BL Kilowog begins a pitched battle with the Acklay, as the Black Racer swoops in to take the Reek off into the dark beyond.
"No!" screams Sith Lord #20 "Those were some of our..."
"Patience, brother" Sith Lord #19 assures him "more of our weapons are about to make themselves known"
just as BL Kilowog is about to tear out the heart of the Acklay the Taco Bender's Xenomorph, Terminator and Predator arrive. The Xenomorph is quickly dispatched by Kilowog, but the undead green lantern is stymied by the lack of emotion to latch onto emitted by the Predator and Terminator. The android assassin begins to battle the black lantern as the Predator scans the being for any sign of weakness. He doesn't have long to scan, as the Terminator suddenly is torn into thousands of piece by Magnetic Kid, who himself is killed by the Predator for his efforts. The Predator then goes stealth and takes off leaving BL Kilowog to finish off the Acklay and then go hunting for more victims
"The time is now, my brother. Let us to join the fray" says #19
"Agreed. Let us be off." and with that the two Sith Lords and Arachne join the battle just in time to Dark Supergirl arrive after dispatching the Neo-Cymek and Daredevil.
"Sweet! More butts to kick" the dark Kryptonian "Bring it on suckers!"
"Child, you are annoying. Arachne, if you will." growls Sith Lord #20 as he fires up his red lightsaber
With that, Arachne fires off one of her mystical webs, and quickly envelops Supergirls. She begins to struggle against her magical bonds, but it's of no use. Sith Lord #20's lightsaber pierces Supergirl's chest and kill her.
"Nice work, brother" says Sith Lord #19 "but now it's my turn." his fingertips begin to crackle with lightning which he uses to blast the Black Racer as he approaches them. The Black Racer falls and is then dispatched by the Sith.
"Awright, ya poozers. Amateur hour is over." says BL Kilowog landing in front of the Siths. The two masters of the dark side of the force begins fighting Kilowog. As Arachne attempts to join the fight, she's suddenly finds herself trapped in a giant, glowing, yellow web.
"1,2. Freddy's coming for you...." says a voice when right before Arachne's eyes the fear fueled Freddy Krueger appears "Hiya toots, I found something you lost" Freddy sneers as he tosses the corpse of Predator #50 into the web next to her.
"Wow, look at the lightshow over there" Freddy says as he notices the unending battle between the Siths and Kilowog. Everytime Kilowog falls, his black ring reforms him, and just as Kilowog is about to finish off one of the Sith, the other jumps in to steal away his attention.
"Let's see if we can't even up the odds. Be right back" and with that Freddy takes off leaving Arachne to watch her teammates struggle to fight the two ring fueled fiends.
"Pointless, isn't it." says a voice
"Who.." Arachne says
"It is I, the Monarch" says the voice "Your squad has performed admirably today, Arachne. But the efforts were for naught."
"You don't know, we could still" she begins
"But I do, look. Even as we speak. Krueger is about to silence one Sith Lord as Kilowog feats on the heart of the other. Now, I shall bask in the glory of the final kill"
and with that, Monarch blasts Arachne into dust.
The Tijuana Taco Benders: All dead.
Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family: Monarch, Black Lantern Kilowog, and Freddy Krueger w/yellow lantern ring survive
LAYANDER'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Season Four: Week 8: Better Than All Of You vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
Better Than All Of You is Terminator #1, Cobra Commander (Head Coach), Batman (Jean Paul Valley) on an Oscorp Glider, Batman Beyond Robin, Red Wing, Super Sonic, Gandalf the White, Nick Fury on a motorcycle, Flash (Wally West), 7 Cobra Vipers, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, 2 Doozers.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Topher Brink, Doll #1, Doll #2, Michael Weston, Fiona Glenanne, Captain Caveman, Moon Knight, Vincent, Ron Popeil, The Technobots, Dobby, Rancor #1 and Rancor #2.
The Night Before the Match
Ron Popeil: “So you’re sure this thing works?”
Topher Brink: “Of course it works, I made it.”
RP: “Thanks a lot Toph, this things gonna come in handy.”
Topher: “Now be careful with that thing okay. It’s well…kind of dangerous.”
Ron just silently stares back him.
Topher: “It packs quite the 1,2,3 punch. Well, maybe just the 1, but that one is a whopper. (Pauses) On second thought, maybe you shouldn’t take that thing, yeah, you definitely shouldn’t have it.”
Ron takes the item and points it at Topher.
RP: “I have nine deaths Topher, I’m taking this thing with me.”
Topher: “Okay, okay, that’s fine, let’s make good decision’s today Ron. No need to just point that thing randomly at someone. Just keep it close to you; you definitely don’t want the baddies getting a hold of that thing. I don’t think I need to tell you the consequences that would come of them acquiring such a device.”
RP: “I’m leaving now. I’ll see you tomorrow. Try to get some sleep for once and please lay off the coffee."
Game Day
It’s a dark day in Metropolis, the chance of sunshine is nil. Rain clouds make the city seem even more cramped then usual on today. Given, the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Computron in the center of the city are not helping matters either. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man let’s out a scream that sounds a bit like the Alien in John Carpenter’s “The Thing”. The sound is beyond unsettling and at the same time not stopping. Both teams are put off the screaming which is why the Technobots decide to send a massive blast of gunfire towards the giant marshmallow, turning the city floor into a lake of marshmallow.
This quick but big loss sends a sense of shock through Cobra Commander and the rest of his team.
CC: “What are we doing right now? Just sit around waiting for them, while they just pick us off one by one.”
Nick Fury: “Yeah, actually that’s exactly what you told us to do.”
BB Robin: “You told us that we should open up this bakery and lure them into the store with the smell of cakes and cookies.”
Nick Fury: “Honestly, the only reason I went along with it was because it was so far beyond stupid that I thought maybe I was missing something. I mean, despite your eccentricities, you have done a damn good job with the team this year sir.”
Batman: “Yeah, don’t worry about this one sir, you can’t always pitch a perfect game."
Flash: “Absolutely sir, sometimes you end up walking four straight in the first and then let up the big one. Everyone severely screws up sometimes; it’s no big deal."
Gandalf let’s out a sigh of disdain and thinks to himself that it is a miracle he has lasted almost three full seasons with this man in charge of things.
CC: “Okay, I suppose I may have had a minor lapse of judgment on this one but I now have a new plan. We all run outside and cover ourselves in the marshmallow residue, then come back to the bakery and just slightly roast ourselves over a small flame, creating the impossible to ignore aroma of roasting marshmallows. The smell will be so intoxicating; they won’t know what hit them. And then, we HIT them.”
Seconds later the entire teams walks out of the small bakery and leaves Cobra Commander alone with the plan.
Robin: “Why do we ever listen to that guy, oh S#%T!!!”
As Robin says this Rancor #2 picks him up from behind and begins to chew on his upper body. Batman see’s this and immediately reacts by running over to the Rancor and punching his knee so hard that he snap’s it in two. The giant creature screams in pain and falls to the ground. The half eaten body of Robin falls out of his hand and before he can defend himself, Batman punches a hole through the neck of the Rancor and pulls out his voice box.
Batman: (Screaming) “What! Try to talk back to me now B#$#H!”
Just then a shot is fired at Batman and hit’s him directly in the stomach. He falls to the ground in pain but due to his suit, he is not mortally wounded. The fire came from just around the corner but as of this time, nobody was able to see whose gun it came from. Seconds later, a man in his early forties came walking up from the other side of where the shot was fired. He walked right up to several of the Cobra Viper soldiers who were standing guard on the other side of the bakery. The Vipers immediately pointed their weapons at the man and told him to stop.
Vincent: “Hey, don’t shoot.”
Cobra Viper #3: “Why not?”
Vincent: “Why do you think?”
Vincent then opened fire on the thought challenged soldiers, killing Viper’s #2, 3 and 5. Vincent then quickly jumped behind a car and took cover.
Batman: “You idiot’s, fire at anyone who isn’t on our team.”
Viper #1: “I thought you weren’t into that. I thought you were against killing.”
Batman: “Wrong Batman retard. I’ll kill anything on this planet if it helps this team win a match.”
Viper #7: (Under his breathe) “Not very moral if you ask me.”
Batman: “I’ll show you moral a$$hole, why don’t you get over her so I can bend you over this car…”
Nick Fury: “Shut the hell up all of you. Where is that graying fellow who shot the Vipers?”
Batman pointed over to the car and Nick Fury fired his bike up and took off. Fury spotted the suit sitting behind the car, but soon realized that this whole thing was just a ploy to get him to head on over to him. He didn’t know exactly what his opponent had in store for him, but his gut told him it wasn’t good. Fury then quickly turned his bike around and headed back towards the bakery.
Fury: “Quick, get the Terminator and Gandalf out here. There’s a shit storm headed our way and the forecast isn’t looking good.”
The Terminator and Sonic took the front line just as Fury’s storm began to come down on them. The ground began to shake as the giant transformer turned the corner and sent energy blasts directly towards them. The blast’s instantly killed the remaining Viper’s and Batman, who was too slow on the uptake due to the gunshot blast to his chest. The Terminator was knocked down but not hurt and Gandalf was able to block the blast with his staff.
Gandalf then stood his ground and slammed his staff on the ground, sending a shockwave towards the giant robot, killing the legs of the combiner. The remaining robots were violently dropped to the ground, knocking them out for a short second and killing Vincent in the process. Gandalf once again stood his ground and prepared to do what he does best.
Gandalf: “You two, err, three shall not…”
As he was about to do his thing, he felt a slight pull on his robe from below. Gandalf looked down to the ground and saw a simple house elf standing below him. He wasn’t doing anything in particular but his sudden appearance startled Gandalf for a split second.
Dobby: “Excuse me sir, Dobby was wondering if you might come along with him.”
Gandalf: “Funny little creature you are.”
Dobby: “Come along sir.”
Gandalf: (Let’s out a small laugh) “No, I don’t believe I will.”
Dobby: “Dobby wasn’t asking sir.”
As the house elf says this he apparates himself and Gandalf away from the street battle and into a high-rise on the other side of the city. Gandalf lands on the tiled floor of the building they are in and stares at the house elf in shock. Gandalf then grabs a hold of his staff and points it at Dobby.
Dobby: “You won’t be needed that quite yet sir.”
Dobby then sends a blast at the staff and knock’s it out of his hands.
Gandalf: “Dobby the Elf, you impress me greatly.”
Ron Popeil: “And unfortunately for you, that is the last time that will ever happen.”
Back to the street level, the Terminator along with the majority of his team was now on the run from the remaining transformers. Wally West had taken off with Super Sonic in search of more opponents while Nick Fury and the Terminator were both on bikes riding as fast as they could. Before they knew it though, a black 1973 Dodge Charger was following directly behind them.
Fiona: “You know Michael, if you actually picked up the pace a little we might even be able to catch these guys.”
Michael Weston: “You know Fi, you’d think just once you could trust my instinct’s.”
Captain Caveman: “Captain Caveman sick of hearing lovers quarrel in the front seat.”
Nick Fury and the Terminator had to devise something fast if they were going to avoid being shot by the crafty ex CIA agent, so the Terminator did the first thing that came to his neuro net processor.
Fiona: “Michael!!!”
Michael: “Oh shit, hold on.”
The Terminator abruptly let go of his bike and smashed into the Dodge Charger, sending it swerving all over the place. Nick Fury took advantage of this move and took off down the road. The Terminator was now on the hood of the car, punching his way towards the three Murderfly members. He smashed the windshield out, cutting Fiona very bad across her face. Captain Caveman fought back by slamming his club on the head of the metallic humanoid but it did little good. The Terminator instantly knocked the club out of his hand and snapped his neck.
Michael having no other choice, crashed the car into a building, sending the Terminator out into the now busted up window of the clothing store they had smashed into. Fiona was now bleeding very badly and Michael was a bit woozy due to him hitting his head on the steering wheel when they hit the building’s window.
Michael: “Just hold on Fi, I’ll take care of this guy.”
Fiona: “Michael, I really don’t think you can.”
Michael: “You really can’t ever trust me can you?”
Fiona: “Not today Michael, not today.”
Little did Michael know, but the Terminator was standing directly behind him and as soon as she said her last words to him, the Austrian monster sent Michael’s skull crashing down upon his own spinal cord, killing him. He then pulled out a shotgun from his side pocket and pressed the barrel to Fiona’s head and without a seconds pause, sent the bloody mess that used to be her head, flying all over a rack of very cute yellow and white (and now red) sundresses.
Away from the carnage in the clothing store, Redwing was flying high above Metropolis looking for sign’s of her opponent’s aerial attack. She flew for quite a while, never seeing anything. She considered that maybe due to the inclimate weather, it was possible that the Murderflies found it unnecessary to take to the sky today, but most likely she figured that she might actually be the only member of either team that had the ability to fly. She considered this a great advantage, one that she did not want to go to waste.
She then flew over to where the Murderflies transformers were. She was very high above their position, but still able to see them. She considered her options before doing anything rash, but was taken by surprise when she watched two of her opponents transform into what looked like space ships. She watched them take off and followed them to where they were headed. She flew some distance behind them because at this point she was fairly confident they didn’t know she existed, which as long as this was the case, she still had something over them.
Nick Fury had ridden half way across the city when he realized that no Murderflies were to be found. At this point he had met up with Wally, Sonic and the Terminator. They discussed the absence of opponent’s and were all considering their next point of attack.
Nick Fury: “The only thing I can figure is that where ever that elf took Gandalf is where the rest of there team is.”
Wally West: “Wow, how’d you come to that conclusion.”
Nick Fury: (With a stern look) “Look, somebody had to say it. It’s not like our wonderful head coach is around to dole out sage advice or anything.”
Wally: “Where the hell is CC anyway?”
Back at the Bakery
Cobra Commander, who is covered in marshmallow, tries to light the pilot on the oven.
CC: “I wish I would have lit this thing beforehand.”
Up in the Air
Redwing had watched as the two transformers approached a high-rise building deep within the city. The two robots made a quick transformation in order to land on top of the building. The two robots now stood on the roof of the building, which led her to believe that this was most likely where the rest of their team was located. Her suspicion’s were confirmed when she saw another Rancor on the roof standing nearby, right where the robots had landed. She moved in a little closer in order to get a better look. She noticed movement on the top floor below the roof. She saw two very attractive women pacing back and forth and another large figure just standing still by the window. It took her a second to realize who it was, but after a minute of staring she realized it was none other then her teams most powerful member, Gandalf.
Redwing then took off to find the remainder of her team.
Back to the Street
Nick Fury: “We need to head out and do something instead of just standing here waiting for something to happen.”
Wally: “No point of running if we aren’t running towards something.”
Nick Fury: “Were you trying to be funny there or are you just always spewing cliché dialogue?”
Terminator: “I am bored, What about you guys?”
As this exhausting exchange was taking place, Redwing flew down and met the remainder of her team down on the street.
Nick Fury: “Hey Red, where the hell have you been?”
Redwing: “Actually doing something.”
Wally: “Screw you Wing head.”
Redwing: “I found them, they are on the other side of the city. They are on the top floor of the biggest building in town.”
Nick Fury: “That’s great and all but did it occur to you that maybe them all being there is just one big trap.”
Wally: “Yeah, kind of like the one that CC had in mind.”
Nick Fury: “I am kind of doubting it’s like the one CC had in mind.”
Back at the Bakery
Holding his pure white body over the flame.
Cobra Commander: “Oh yeah, come to daddy. Smell that roasted marshmallow goodness.”
Back to the Street
Redwing: “Look, I saw Gandalf there. We have to go there at least to help him out. Do I really need to convince you guys to actually fight in this match? You’ve literally done nothing.”
Terminator: “I killed the people in the car and made the dresses red.”
Redwing: “That’s great, can we please get out of here. I will even lead the way just in case something comes up.”
Wally: “Well you kind of have to lead the way anyways because you are the only one who knows where we are going.”
Wally smiles at Nick Fury and Sonic as if what he’s said is quite the revelation when he realizes that Redwing has already taken off. They all follow behind her, all headed towards the Murderflies building.
In the Building
Redwing was the first to arrive but was followed very shortly by the rest of her team. As they all knew to head to the top floor, there was no point in wasting anymore time. Redwing had decided that the most useful thing for her to do was to fly up to the roof and get the transformers to follow her away from the building. Wally and Sonic ran up the building as fast as they could but as soon as both of them reach the top floor they were instantly stopped dead in their tracks. Fury and the Terminator made it halfway up the building when they were met by Doll #2 and Moon Knight. Nick Fury was immediately over powered by the obviously technically perfect martial artist and the Terminator had finally met his match in brute strength.
Redwing flew up to the roof but was surprised to only find the Rancor. She stayed back as to not have to face the creature, but before she could do anything to protect herself, she was on the receiving end of a massive blast of energy from Strafe, sending her plummeting to her death.
The fight inside wasn’t fairing any better for CC’s squad as Nick Fury found himself outmatched by his mentally altered opponent. Though Fury was very good at defending himself, he eventually found himself tumbling down the stairs, unable to regain his footing. The last thing he saw before he died was the front of Doll #2’s foot as it broke his neck away from his spine. The Terminator was finding his fight against Moon Knight going quite well, until Doll #2 came to his defense. At this point, the Terminator found himself overwhelmed and before he could say, “I’ll be back”, Doll #2 was saying, “You be dead” as Moon Knight jammed a sword through the chest of the killing machine.
Up Top
Moon Knight and Doll#2 came up the stairs and informed Mr. Popeil that everyone had been killed. They looked around only to see Wally West, Super Sonic and Gandalf just standing there with blank looks on their face.
Mr. Popeil: “I guess this is it. I didn’t think it would be this easy.”
Topher: “You wiped their mind’s Ron, how hard did you think it was going to be?”
Ron: “I don’t know, I just figured they would have put up more of a fight.”
Dobby: “Dobby is thinking that you didn’t believe in his abilities to over take the powerful Gandalf. Dobby wishes you were maybe a little bit more grateful for the work that certain teammates have done in this match.”
Ron: “I’m sorry Dobby, I am very grateful for what you’ve done in this match.”
Dobby: “What about everyone else’s effort?”
Ron: “I appreciate their effort’s as well Dobby. This team has been amazing this week. So for the record, I would like to thank everyone who has worked so hard for our team.”
Dobby: “Dobby appreciates this. Now can we go home?”
Ron: “Sure thing.”
Topher: “So yeah, what are you going to do with these guys?”
Ron: “Isn’t is obvious?”
Topher: “Not to me I guess.”
Ron: “For being a genius Toph, you’re kind of an idiot.”
Ron then asked Moon Knight to knock out a window and then had Gandalf, Sonic and Wally West, one by one, walk out of the building. As they watched the three combatants fall to their death, Topher wondered if what he had done was the right thing.
Topher: “Does anyone else feel kind of sick about this?”
Doll #2: “No”
Doll #1: “Uh uh”
Ron: “Not me.”
Moon Knight: “I think it’s kind of funny.”
Dobby: “Dobby is hungry.”
Topher: “Well okay, I guess it’s just me.”
Back at the Bakery
Afterburner sit’s out in the street bored out of his mind.
Afterburner: “Oh my god, can’t we just go home already?”
Then he turn’s his head and notices something. He notices something in air, a smell of some sort and a very specific one at that. The smell catches him off guard but once it gets a hold of him, he is hooked. He begins to head on up the street towards the smell. It keeps getting stronger and stronger by the minute until he knows he has to be right on top of it. It isn’t until he finds the exact location of the smell before he realizes what it is. The intoxicating aroma of roasted marshmallows has set his imagination ablaze with thoughts of childhood campfires and good times with great friends. As he walks up to the storefront he sees a man covered in white goo, with a slightly burned mid-section.
Cobra Commander: “See boys, I told you it’d work. Now come to daddy.”
As CC says this, Afterburner picks him up and takes a bite out of his upper body, obviously killing him. As the memories flood through his mind he realizes he is eating a person and instantly spits out the remains of the head coach. Afterburner feels like an idiot for his actions and slowly walks away.
The two Doozers look at each other and in unison say, “Huh, I guess CC was right. It worked.”
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Victorious!!!
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Topher Brink, Doll #1, Doll #2, Michael Weston, Fiona Glenanne, Captain Caveman, Moon Knight, Vincent, Ron Popeil, The Technobots, Dobby, Rancor #1 and Rancor #2.
The Night Before the Match
Ron Popeil: “So you’re sure this thing works?”
Topher Brink: “Of course it works, I made it.”
RP: “Thanks a lot Toph, this things gonna come in handy.”
Topher: “Now be careful with that thing okay. It’s well…kind of dangerous.”
Ron just silently stares back him.
Topher: “It packs quite the 1,2,3 punch. Well, maybe just the 1, but that one is a whopper. (Pauses) On second thought, maybe you shouldn’t take that thing, yeah, you definitely shouldn’t have it.”
Ron takes the item and points it at Topher.
RP: “I have nine deaths Topher, I’m taking this thing with me.”
Topher: “Okay, okay, that’s fine, let’s make good decision’s today Ron. No need to just point that thing randomly at someone. Just keep it close to you; you definitely don’t want the baddies getting a hold of that thing. I don’t think I need to tell you the consequences that would come of them acquiring such a device.”
RP: “I’m leaving now. I’ll see you tomorrow. Try to get some sleep for once and please lay off the coffee."
Game Day
It’s a dark day in Metropolis, the chance of sunshine is nil. Rain clouds make the city seem even more cramped then usual on today. Given, the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Computron in the center of the city are not helping matters either. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man let’s out a scream that sounds a bit like the Alien in John Carpenter’s “The Thing”. The sound is beyond unsettling and at the same time not stopping. Both teams are put off the screaming which is why the Technobots decide to send a massive blast of gunfire towards the giant marshmallow, turning the city floor into a lake of marshmallow.
This quick but big loss sends a sense of shock through Cobra Commander and the rest of his team.
CC: “What are we doing right now? Just sit around waiting for them, while they just pick us off one by one.”
Nick Fury: “Yeah, actually that’s exactly what you told us to do.”
BB Robin: “You told us that we should open up this bakery and lure them into the store with the smell of cakes and cookies.”
Nick Fury: “Honestly, the only reason I went along with it was because it was so far beyond stupid that I thought maybe I was missing something. I mean, despite your eccentricities, you have done a damn good job with the team this year sir.”
Batman: “Yeah, don’t worry about this one sir, you can’t always pitch a perfect game."
Flash: “Absolutely sir, sometimes you end up walking four straight in the first and then let up the big one. Everyone severely screws up sometimes; it’s no big deal."
Gandalf let’s out a sigh of disdain and thinks to himself that it is a miracle he has lasted almost three full seasons with this man in charge of things.
CC: “Okay, I suppose I may have had a minor lapse of judgment on this one but I now have a new plan. We all run outside and cover ourselves in the marshmallow residue, then come back to the bakery and just slightly roast ourselves over a small flame, creating the impossible to ignore aroma of roasting marshmallows. The smell will be so intoxicating; they won’t know what hit them. And then, we HIT them.”
Seconds later the entire teams walks out of the small bakery and leaves Cobra Commander alone with the plan.
Robin: “Why do we ever listen to that guy, oh S#%T!!!”
As Robin says this Rancor #2 picks him up from behind and begins to chew on his upper body. Batman see’s this and immediately reacts by running over to the Rancor and punching his knee so hard that he snap’s it in two. The giant creature screams in pain and falls to the ground. The half eaten body of Robin falls out of his hand and before he can defend himself, Batman punches a hole through the neck of the Rancor and pulls out his voice box.
Batman: (Screaming) “What! Try to talk back to me now B#$#H!”
Just then a shot is fired at Batman and hit’s him directly in the stomach. He falls to the ground in pain but due to his suit, he is not mortally wounded. The fire came from just around the corner but as of this time, nobody was able to see whose gun it came from. Seconds later, a man in his early forties came walking up from the other side of where the shot was fired. He walked right up to several of the Cobra Viper soldiers who were standing guard on the other side of the bakery. The Vipers immediately pointed their weapons at the man and told him to stop.
Vincent: “Hey, don’t shoot.”
Cobra Viper #3: “Why not?”
Vincent: “Why do you think?”
Vincent then opened fire on the thought challenged soldiers, killing Viper’s #2, 3 and 5. Vincent then quickly jumped behind a car and took cover.
Batman: “You idiot’s, fire at anyone who isn’t on our team.”
Viper #1: “I thought you weren’t into that. I thought you were against killing.”
Batman: “Wrong Batman retard. I’ll kill anything on this planet if it helps this team win a match.”
Viper #7: (Under his breathe) “Not very moral if you ask me.”
Batman: “I’ll show you moral a$$hole, why don’t you get over her so I can bend you over this car…”
Nick Fury: “Shut the hell up all of you. Where is that graying fellow who shot the Vipers?”
Batman pointed over to the car and Nick Fury fired his bike up and took off. Fury spotted the suit sitting behind the car, but soon realized that this whole thing was just a ploy to get him to head on over to him. He didn’t know exactly what his opponent had in store for him, but his gut told him it wasn’t good. Fury then quickly turned his bike around and headed back towards the bakery.
Fury: “Quick, get the Terminator and Gandalf out here. There’s a shit storm headed our way and the forecast isn’t looking good.”
The Terminator and Sonic took the front line just as Fury’s storm began to come down on them. The ground began to shake as the giant transformer turned the corner and sent energy blasts directly towards them. The blast’s instantly killed the remaining Viper’s and Batman, who was too slow on the uptake due to the gunshot blast to his chest. The Terminator was knocked down but not hurt and Gandalf was able to block the blast with his staff.
Gandalf then stood his ground and slammed his staff on the ground, sending a shockwave towards the giant robot, killing the legs of the combiner. The remaining robots were violently dropped to the ground, knocking them out for a short second and killing Vincent in the process. Gandalf once again stood his ground and prepared to do what he does best.
Gandalf: “You two, err, three shall not…”
As he was about to do his thing, he felt a slight pull on his robe from below. Gandalf looked down to the ground and saw a simple house elf standing below him. He wasn’t doing anything in particular but his sudden appearance startled Gandalf for a split second.
Dobby: “Excuse me sir, Dobby was wondering if you might come along with him.”
Gandalf: “Funny little creature you are.”
Dobby: “Come along sir.”
Gandalf: (Let’s out a small laugh) “No, I don’t believe I will.”
Dobby: “Dobby wasn’t asking sir.”
As the house elf says this he apparates himself and Gandalf away from the street battle and into a high-rise on the other side of the city. Gandalf lands on the tiled floor of the building they are in and stares at the house elf in shock. Gandalf then grabs a hold of his staff and points it at Dobby.
Dobby: “You won’t be needed that quite yet sir.”
Dobby then sends a blast at the staff and knock’s it out of his hands.
Gandalf: “Dobby the Elf, you impress me greatly.”
Ron Popeil: “And unfortunately for you, that is the last time that will ever happen.”
Back to the street level, the Terminator along with the majority of his team was now on the run from the remaining transformers. Wally West had taken off with Super Sonic in search of more opponents while Nick Fury and the Terminator were both on bikes riding as fast as they could. Before they knew it though, a black 1973 Dodge Charger was following directly behind them.
Fiona: “You know Michael, if you actually picked up the pace a little we might even be able to catch these guys.”
Michael Weston: “You know Fi, you’d think just once you could trust my instinct’s.”
Captain Caveman: “Captain Caveman sick of hearing lovers quarrel in the front seat.”
Nick Fury and the Terminator had to devise something fast if they were going to avoid being shot by the crafty ex CIA agent, so the Terminator did the first thing that came to his neuro net processor.
Fiona: “Michael!!!”
Michael: “Oh shit, hold on.”
The Terminator abruptly let go of his bike and smashed into the Dodge Charger, sending it swerving all over the place. Nick Fury took advantage of this move and took off down the road. The Terminator was now on the hood of the car, punching his way towards the three Murderfly members. He smashed the windshield out, cutting Fiona very bad across her face. Captain Caveman fought back by slamming his club on the head of the metallic humanoid but it did little good. The Terminator instantly knocked the club out of his hand and snapped his neck.
Michael having no other choice, crashed the car into a building, sending the Terminator out into the now busted up window of the clothing store they had smashed into. Fiona was now bleeding very badly and Michael was a bit woozy due to him hitting his head on the steering wheel when they hit the building’s window.
Michael: “Just hold on Fi, I’ll take care of this guy.”
Fiona: “Michael, I really don’t think you can.”
Michael: “You really can’t ever trust me can you?”
Fiona: “Not today Michael, not today.”
Little did Michael know, but the Terminator was standing directly behind him and as soon as she said her last words to him, the Austrian monster sent Michael’s skull crashing down upon his own spinal cord, killing him. He then pulled out a shotgun from his side pocket and pressed the barrel to Fiona’s head and without a seconds pause, sent the bloody mess that used to be her head, flying all over a rack of very cute yellow and white (and now red) sundresses.
Away from the carnage in the clothing store, Redwing was flying high above Metropolis looking for sign’s of her opponent’s aerial attack. She flew for quite a while, never seeing anything. She considered that maybe due to the inclimate weather, it was possible that the Murderflies found it unnecessary to take to the sky today, but most likely she figured that she might actually be the only member of either team that had the ability to fly. She considered this a great advantage, one that she did not want to go to waste.
She then flew over to where the Murderflies transformers were. She was very high above their position, but still able to see them. She considered her options before doing anything rash, but was taken by surprise when she watched two of her opponents transform into what looked like space ships. She watched them take off and followed them to where they were headed. She flew some distance behind them because at this point she was fairly confident they didn’t know she existed, which as long as this was the case, she still had something over them.
Nick Fury had ridden half way across the city when he realized that no Murderflies were to be found. At this point he had met up with Wally, Sonic and the Terminator. They discussed the absence of opponent’s and were all considering their next point of attack.
Nick Fury: “The only thing I can figure is that where ever that elf took Gandalf is where the rest of there team is.”
Wally West: “Wow, how’d you come to that conclusion.”
Nick Fury: (With a stern look) “Look, somebody had to say it. It’s not like our wonderful head coach is around to dole out sage advice or anything.”
Wally: “Where the hell is CC anyway?”
Back at the Bakery
Cobra Commander, who is covered in marshmallow, tries to light the pilot on the oven.
CC: “I wish I would have lit this thing beforehand.”
Up in the Air
Redwing had watched as the two transformers approached a high-rise building deep within the city. The two robots made a quick transformation in order to land on top of the building. The two robots now stood on the roof of the building, which led her to believe that this was most likely where the rest of their team was located. Her suspicion’s were confirmed when she saw another Rancor on the roof standing nearby, right where the robots had landed. She moved in a little closer in order to get a better look. She noticed movement on the top floor below the roof. She saw two very attractive women pacing back and forth and another large figure just standing still by the window. It took her a second to realize who it was, but after a minute of staring she realized it was none other then her teams most powerful member, Gandalf.
Redwing then took off to find the remainder of her team.
Back to the Street
Nick Fury: “We need to head out and do something instead of just standing here waiting for something to happen.”
Wally: “No point of running if we aren’t running towards something.”
Nick Fury: “Were you trying to be funny there or are you just always spewing cliché dialogue?”
Terminator: “I am bored, What about you guys?”
As this exhausting exchange was taking place, Redwing flew down and met the remainder of her team down on the street.
Nick Fury: “Hey Red, where the hell have you been?”
Redwing: “Actually doing something.”
Wally: “Screw you Wing head.”
Redwing: “I found them, they are on the other side of the city. They are on the top floor of the biggest building in town.”
Nick Fury: “That’s great and all but did it occur to you that maybe them all being there is just one big trap.”
Wally: “Yeah, kind of like the one that CC had in mind.”
Nick Fury: “I am kind of doubting it’s like the one CC had in mind.”
Back at the Bakery
Holding his pure white body over the flame.
Cobra Commander: “Oh yeah, come to daddy. Smell that roasted marshmallow goodness.”
Back to the Street
Redwing: “Look, I saw Gandalf there. We have to go there at least to help him out. Do I really need to convince you guys to actually fight in this match? You’ve literally done nothing.”
Terminator: “I killed the people in the car and made the dresses red.”
Redwing: “That’s great, can we please get out of here. I will even lead the way just in case something comes up.”
Wally: “Well you kind of have to lead the way anyways because you are the only one who knows where we are going.”
Wally smiles at Nick Fury and Sonic as if what he’s said is quite the revelation when he realizes that Redwing has already taken off. They all follow behind her, all headed towards the Murderflies building.
In the Building
Redwing was the first to arrive but was followed very shortly by the rest of her team. As they all knew to head to the top floor, there was no point in wasting anymore time. Redwing had decided that the most useful thing for her to do was to fly up to the roof and get the transformers to follow her away from the building. Wally and Sonic ran up the building as fast as they could but as soon as both of them reach the top floor they were instantly stopped dead in their tracks. Fury and the Terminator made it halfway up the building when they were met by Doll #2 and Moon Knight. Nick Fury was immediately over powered by the obviously technically perfect martial artist and the Terminator had finally met his match in brute strength.
Redwing flew up to the roof but was surprised to only find the Rancor. She stayed back as to not have to face the creature, but before she could do anything to protect herself, she was on the receiving end of a massive blast of energy from Strafe, sending her plummeting to her death.
The fight inside wasn’t fairing any better for CC’s squad as Nick Fury found himself outmatched by his mentally altered opponent. Though Fury was very good at defending himself, he eventually found himself tumbling down the stairs, unable to regain his footing. The last thing he saw before he died was the front of Doll #2’s foot as it broke his neck away from his spine. The Terminator was finding his fight against Moon Knight going quite well, until Doll #2 came to his defense. At this point, the Terminator found himself overwhelmed and before he could say, “I’ll be back”, Doll #2 was saying, “You be dead” as Moon Knight jammed a sword through the chest of the killing machine.
Up Top
Moon Knight and Doll#2 came up the stairs and informed Mr. Popeil that everyone had been killed. They looked around only to see Wally West, Super Sonic and Gandalf just standing there with blank looks on their face.
Mr. Popeil: “I guess this is it. I didn’t think it would be this easy.”
Topher: “You wiped their mind’s Ron, how hard did you think it was going to be?”
Ron: “I don’t know, I just figured they would have put up more of a fight.”
Dobby: “Dobby is thinking that you didn’t believe in his abilities to over take the powerful Gandalf. Dobby wishes you were maybe a little bit more grateful for the work that certain teammates have done in this match.”
Ron: “I’m sorry Dobby, I am very grateful for what you’ve done in this match.”
Dobby: “What about everyone else’s effort?”
Ron: “I appreciate their effort’s as well Dobby. This team has been amazing this week. So for the record, I would like to thank everyone who has worked so hard for our team.”
Dobby: “Dobby appreciates this. Now can we go home?”
Ron: “Sure thing.”
Topher: “So yeah, what are you going to do with these guys?”
Ron: “Isn’t is obvious?”
Topher: “Not to me I guess.”
Ron: “For being a genius Toph, you’re kind of an idiot.”
Ron then asked Moon Knight to knock out a window and then had Gandalf, Sonic and Wally West, one by one, walk out of the building. As they watched the three combatants fall to their death, Topher wondered if what he had done was the right thing.
Topher: “Does anyone else feel kind of sick about this?”
Doll #2: “No”
Doll #1: “Uh uh”
Ron: “Not me.”
Moon Knight: “I think it’s kind of funny.”
Dobby: “Dobby is hungry.”
Topher: “Well okay, I guess it’s just me.”
Back at the Bakery
Afterburner sit’s out in the street bored out of his mind.
Afterburner: “Oh my god, can’t we just go home already?”
Then he turn’s his head and notices something. He notices something in air, a smell of some sort and a very specific one at that. The smell catches him off guard but once it gets a hold of him, he is hooked. He begins to head on up the street towards the smell. It keeps getting stronger and stronger by the minute until he knows he has to be right on top of it. It isn’t until he finds the exact location of the smell before he realizes what it is. The intoxicating aroma of roasted marshmallows has set his imagination ablaze with thoughts of childhood campfires and good times with great friends. As he walks up to the storefront he sees a man covered in white goo, with a slightly burned mid-section.
Cobra Commander: “See boys, I told you it’d work. Now come to daddy.”
As CC says this, Afterburner picks him up and takes a bite out of his upper body, obviously killing him. As the memories flood through his mind he realizes he is eating a person and instantly spits out the remains of the head coach. Afterburner feels like an idiot for his actions and slowly walks away.
The two Doozers look at each other and in unison say, “Huh, I guess CC was right. It worked.”
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Victorious!!!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
The Right Wing vs. The Syracuse Valley
“Do you want to see a hockey game with a guy in a tight tee shirt?”
-Rob Bartlett
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 8 Match located in Metropolis. They are as follows:
The Syracuse Valley: Cosmic Spider-Man, (movie) Soundwave, The Toxic Avenger, The Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Junkyard, Head Banger and Major Disaster, Captain Lou Albano, Black Lantern Rob Bartlett, Lakitu, Hank Chien, Charlie (the record store owner from Masters of the Universe), Balrog #5, Darth Techno and his Sith Apprentice Dark Side Adept #13, Jedi Guardian #3 w/ his former padawan Jedi Knight #37A, Hamato Yoshi, Rayne, Gremlin #1 and Mr. Game and Watch.
The Right Wing is Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk, Victoria w/ a red lightsaber, Rivvy Dinari, Black Lantern She Hulk, Zombie Grey Hulk, Osmosis Jones, Zombie Jedi Knight #17, Zombie Predator #2 and Sandstorm.
Let the battle begin. . .
Captain Lou Albano is seen on top of the Daily Planet. His song can be heard by all below.
Albano: You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Jedi Guardian #3 with his former padawan Jedi Knight #37A combine their abilities and take on Zombie Jedi Knight #17. Zombie Jedi Knight #17’s demeanor is sporadically enhanced by the Force, which ebbs in his body. The zombie manages to flip over the lightsaber of Jedi Knight #37A, and while he lands, bite Jedi Knight #37A on the arm. Although bitten, Jedi Knight #37A manages to slice Zombie Jedi Knight #17’s head in half. Jedi Knight #37A’s smile turns downward as his eyes glaze over and a milky white appears over his pupils. The enhanced disease spreads through his body and before Jedi Guardian #3 can react, he is bitten by his former padawan. The two shamble down the street. As they sluggishly move, their heads are blown off by Predator #2.
Albano: Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
Rayne jumps off of a low balcony onto Zombie Predator #2. She uses her vampiric abilities and enhanced strength to avoid the shoulder cannon of the zombie. Eventually, Zombie Predator #2 throws Rayne off of his shoulders. While being thrown, she spins around and slices off the head of Zombie Predator #2. She smiles and then looks down to see her entrails spilling from her body. The Predator’s last act before his death was to disembowel the half vampire. Rayne dies and falls into the arms of Zombie Predator #2.
Albano: In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
Mr. Game and Watch begin to annoy Darth Techno and his Sith Apprentice Dark Side Adept #13. The two Sith use the Force and their lightsabers to easily dispel with the characters, although they fight for the same owner. Victoria with a red lightsaber rushes from behind a parked vehicle and unleashes upon Sith Apprentice Dark Side Adept #13 and kills him. Darth Techno, in response, kills the vampire. Cosmic Hulk Robot crashes into the ground next to Techno. Before Techno can react, Cosmic Hulk Robot smashes the Sith’s face in.
Albano: And the darkness inside you
Can make you feel so small
Cosmic Hulk Robot looks around and sees Lakitu, Hank Chien, Charlie and Hamato Yoshi. Cosmic Hulk Robot approaches the “lesser beings.” Cosmic Hulk Robot kills Lakitu, Hank Chien and Charlie. Hamato Yoshi manages to give the robot a run for its money due to his enhanced ninjitsu abilities. Gremlin #1 decides to enter into the fray and jumps into a fountain nearby. A gathering of Gremlins comes forth and engulfs the robot. As Cosmic Robot Hulk is discombobulated, Cosmic Spiderman flies by. Rivvy Dinari comes to the scene to assist Cosmic Robot Hulk. As I watched in a scene from the previous Week 6 match between the two teams, Cosmic Robot Hulk battles Cosmic Spiderman. The two cosmic entities destroy each other, and with them, destroy Rivvy Dinari, Hamato Yoshi as well as Gremlin #1 and all of its progeny.
Albano: But I see your true colors
Shining through
The Toxic Avenger and Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Junkyard, Head Banger and Major Disaster see Red She Hulk and Zombie Grey Hulk. While the hulking duo come to the skirmish, Osmosis Jones does his ‘thang and jumps into the Toxic Avenger. The Toxic Avenger laughs at the results of Jones-nothing-because his body is already “toxified”. Jones is spewed out of the Toxic Avenger’s mouth and is stepped on by Soundwave in robot form. Sandstorm in robot mode battles Soundwave in robot form. The two decimate each other, yet Soundwave shambles on with mere minutes to its lifespan left. As the view moves from the hulking machinery, one sees Red She Hulk and Zombie Grey Hulk battle the Crusaders and Avenger. In the end, only Zombie Grey Hulk is left standing. Zombie Grey Hulk’s head explodes as Soundwave utilizes its last remaining power to defeat the zombie.
Albano: I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
Balrog #5 bursts from the sewers below and meets Lyra: the She Hulk. The two pummel each other, and BL She Hulk comes to the rescue of a mortally wounded Lyra. BL She Hulk uses her ring and builds a construct which matches Balrog #5’s flaming sword. BL She Hulk manages to best the Tolkien beast. After the monster’s death, BL She Hulk looks at Lyra, but it is too late- she is dead. BL She Hulk flies on.
Albano: So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
BL She Hulk meets BL Rob Bartlett. BL She Hulk looks much better in her tattered clothing than BL Bartlett does in his tight “wifebeater” shirt. BL Bartlett stares at himself in the mirrored windows of the skyscraper, enthralled at his body.
BL She Hulk: Puhlease!
BL She Hulk kills BL Bartlett. BL She Hulk then rises to the top of the Daily Planet and stares at Albano. Albano looks at her. He knows his fate.
Albano: True colors are beautiful
Like a rainbow. . .
The Syracuse Valley: All dead.
The Right Wing: BL She Hulk survives.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Rob Bartlett
I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 8 Match located in Metropolis. They are as follows:
The Syracuse Valley: Cosmic Spider-Man, (movie) Soundwave, The Toxic Avenger, The Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Junkyard, Head Banger and Major Disaster, Captain Lou Albano, Black Lantern Rob Bartlett, Lakitu, Hank Chien, Charlie (the record store owner from Masters of the Universe), Balrog #5, Darth Techno and his Sith Apprentice Dark Side Adept #13, Jedi Guardian #3 w/ his former padawan Jedi Knight #37A, Hamato Yoshi, Rayne, Gremlin #1 and Mr. Game and Watch.
The Right Wing is Cosmic Hulk Robot, Red She Hulk, Lyra: The She Hulk, Victoria w/ a red lightsaber, Rivvy Dinari, Black Lantern She Hulk, Zombie Grey Hulk, Osmosis Jones, Zombie Jedi Knight #17, Zombie Predator #2 and Sandstorm.
Let the battle begin. . .
Captain Lou Albano is seen on top of the Daily Planet. His song can be heard by all below.
Albano: You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Jedi Guardian #3 with his former padawan Jedi Knight #37A combine their abilities and take on Zombie Jedi Knight #17. Zombie Jedi Knight #17’s demeanor is sporadically enhanced by the Force, which ebbs in his body. The zombie manages to flip over the lightsaber of Jedi Knight #37A, and while he lands, bite Jedi Knight #37A on the arm. Although bitten, Jedi Knight #37A manages to slice Zombie Jedi Knight #17’s head in half. Jedi Knight #37A’s smile turns downward as his eyes glaze over and a milky white appears over his pupils. The enhanced disease spreads through his body and before Jedi Guardian #3 can react, he is bitten by his former padawan. The two shamble down the street. As they sluggishly move, their heads are blown off by Predator #2.
Albano: Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
Rayne jumps off of a low balcony onto Zombie Predator #2. She uses her vampiric abilities and enhanced strength to avoid the shoulder cannon of the zombie. Eventually, Zombie Predator #2 throws Rayne off of his shoulders. While being thrown, she spins around and slices off the head of Zombie Predator #2. She smiles and then looks down to see her entrails spilling from her body. The Predator’s last act before his death was to disembowel the half vampire. Rayne dies and falls into the arms of Zombie Predator #2.
Albano: In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
Mr. Game and Watch begin to annoy Darth Techno and his Sith Apprentice Dark Side Adept #13. The two Sith use the Force and their lightsabers to easily dispel with the characters, although they fight for the same owner. Victoria with a red lightsaber rushes from behind a parked vehicle and unleashes upon Sith Apprentice Dark Side Adept #13 and kills him. Darth Techno, in response, kills the vampire. Cosmic Hulk Robot crashes into the ground next to Techno. Before Techno can react, Cosmic Hulk Robot smashes the Sith’s face in.
Albano: And the darkness inside you
Can make you feel so small
Cosmic Hulk Robot looks around and sees Lakitu, Hank Chien, Charlie and Hamato Yoshi. Cosmic Hulk Robot approaches the “lesser beings.” Cosmic Hulk Robot kills Lakitu, Hank Chien and Charlie. Hamato Yoshi manages to give the robot a run for its money due to his enhanced ninjitsu abilities. Gremlin #1 decides to enter into the fray and jumps into a fountain nearby. A gathering of Gremlins comes forth and engulfs the robot. As Cosmic Robot Hulk is discombobulated, Cosmic Spiderman flies by. Rivvy Dinari comes to the scene to assist Cosmic Robot Hulk. As I watched in a scene from the previous Week 6 match between the two teams, Cosmic Robot Hulk battles Cosmic Spiderman. The two cosmic entities destroy each other, and with them, destroy Rivvy Dinari, Hamato Yoshi as well as Gremlin #1 and all of its progeny.
Albano: But I see your true colors
Shining through
The Toxic Avenger and Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Junkyard, Head Banger and Major Disaster see Red She Hulk and Zombie Grey Hulk. While the hulking duo come to the skirmish, Osmosis Jones does his ‘thang and jumps into the Toxic Avenger. The Toxic Avenger laughs at the results of Jones-nothing-because his body is already “toxified”. Jones is spewed out of the Toxic Avenger’s mouth and is stepped on by Soundwave in robot form. Sandstorm in robot mode battles Soundwave in robot form. The two decimate each other, yet Soundwave shambles on with mere minutes to its lifespan left. As the view moves from the hulking machinery, one sees Red She Hulk and Zombie Grey Hulk battle the Crusaders and Avenger. In the end, only Zombie Grey Hulk is left standing. Zombie Grey Hulk’s head explodes as Soundwave utilizes its last remaining power to defeat the zombie.
Albano: I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
Balrog #5 bursts from the sewers below and meets Lyra: the She Hulk. The two pummel each other, and BL She Hulk comes to the rescue of a mortally wounded Lyra. BL She Hulk uses her ring and builds a construct which matches Balrog #5’s flaming sword. BL She Hulk manages to best the Tolkien beast. After the monster’s death, BL She Hulk looks at Lyra, but it is too late- she is dead. BL She Hulk flies on.
Albano: So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
BL She Hulk meets BL Rob Bartlett. BL She Hulk looks much better in her tattered clothing than BL Bartlett does in his tight “wifebeater” shirt. BL Bartlett stares at himself in the mirrored windows of the skyscraper, enthralled at his body.
BL She Hulk: Puhlease!
BL She Hulk kills BL Bartlett. BL She Hulk then rises to the top of the Daily Planet and stares at Albano. Albano looks at her. He knows his fate.
Albano: True colors are beautiful
Like a rainbow. . .
The Syracuse Valley: All dead.
The Right Wing: BL She Hulk survives.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Monday, April 25, 2011
Week 7, The Horsemen of Apokolips vs Built Ford Tough.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are:
Hal Jordan - Parallax with 2 Green Lantern Rings, Sinestro's Yellow Lantern Ring and a Red Lantern Ring
Phoenix - Jean Grey
Deathstroke with a Blue Lightsaber
Battle Pope
Dr. Bong
Annihilus
Scar, the Evil Oa Guardian
Sandworm #14
Gozar the Gozarian
Zuul (the Gatekeeper)
Vince Clortho (the Keymaster)
Built Ford Tough is:
Sand Trooper #1-24
Ancient Sith Lords #9-14
Arachnid #13 & 14
Mandalorian #1
Baby Jaguar
The Deserts of Geonosis are a harsh and arid wasteland.
The Built Ford Tough crew has a devious plan, the sand troopers have come up with a strategy to hide from the Horsemen until the time to attack presents itself.
"This is a complete waste of time." Phoenix says. "We could destroy pretty much anything they send at us."
"Seriously!" Replied Doctor Bong. "Battle Pope is riding a frikkin sandworm for Christ's sake! Oh.. no offense BP…"
Battle Pope chimes in. "None taken man, I've met the dude… he's bit of a fairy anyway…"
At this moment the Baby Jaguar cannot wait any longer and pounces. In a brilliant stroke of luck his still maturing teeth manage to sink into Vince's carotid artery.
"Doctor! Help Me!!!!" pleads Vince in a gurgle.
"Sorry pal, I'm not that kind of doctor" replies the bell headed madman as he slams his brass hand into the baby jaguar turning him into a stain on the sand.
Blood sprays into the hot sand as Vince futilely struggles to keep pressure on the wound. His last bit of life is flowing through his fingers when he hears Phoenix.
"They're in the sand!" she shouts, "They're hiding in the damned sand!"
Hal Jordan and Phoenix combine their powers and pour energy into the surrounding sands, the heat from their combined might liquefies the sand immediately. The molten material sears through the armor of the sand troopers and boils the Arachnids alive.
The Sith lords were able to spring from their hiding places when Phoenix screamed and they immediately launched an attack against the horsemen. One of them lashed out and severed the giant malleted hand of Dr. Bong.
"What is with you Sith lords and amputating hands? Seriously, is there some kind of fetish club you all belong to? Do you have brunch on Sundays!?" the Doc bellows.
Unfortunately for the sith lords their sudden disturbance in the sand makes them easy prey for Battle Pope's "BattlePopeMobile".
"She doesn't offer any protection… No bullet proof glass… But she sure can eat!" He shouts as the giant worm consumes the Sith Lords (and an unfortunately distracted Dr. Bong) whole.
Mandalorian #1 fires up his jetpacks and attempts to escape the lunge of the worm. However Battle Pope already has him in his sights. The Packin Pontiff unleashes a spray of gunfire that drops the Mandalorian without much effort.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Victorious!
Dr. Bong, and Vince are the only casualties for the Horsemen.
Not a single member of built ford tough survives.
FANTASY FANTASY RAMPAGE!
The Transfoamers are
Dark Prince Xizor, Fedayeens #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Ginza Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginza Swordsmen #19-21, Fremen #58-63, Ice Man and Slide in a Y-Wing, Dark Side Adepts #7-12, and John Cena
The Brotherhood of Evil midgets are..
Magneto, Mr. Mxyzpltk, Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress on an Oscorp Glider, Robert Muldoon, Gamera (the friend to all children),Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, Paploo
Team sleeping pussy is..
Quicksilver, Blockbuster, Cloak & Dagger, Brood Queen, Brood #1-5, Bullseye, Vanisher, Stick, Bob the Goon
Alices wonder team is..
Surtur, hyperion, war machine, equinox,, shrapnel, fantomex, evo, spectre, and a goblin
After we had our little chit chat. All the members of all four teams that agreed on a draw this week, must have had so much adrenaline built up from not fighting that they some how ended up out side my condo dukeing it out. That sounds cool and was at first, but then they started breaking s*** and that wasn’t cool but I’ll just tell you what happened cause its was still sweet anyway. So this is what went down…
I was sitting on the couch watching PBS when I heard a loud noise , I turned to see a very low flying Y-wing. Then two Fremen engaged in a life or death struggle fell through my window. They rolled around for a bit. Then they both attempted to stab one another with their crysknifes in one hand and block with the other. Eventually they stabbed each other in the neck and ruined my carpet. Suddenly the Y-wing that passed over earlier crashed into the dumpster, the pilot and co- pilot survived long enough to get out of the ship. Unfortunately they were on fire before they crashed and died of ether asphyxiation or sever burns. I later learned that the pilots were iceman and slide, which is kinda ironic, and they were done in by Surtur.
The 5 Broodlings attack and infect the goblin, then set their sights on John Cena. As they rush towards the wrestler ,who is just taunting them like he’s in a F***ing video game, Broodling# 3 is crushed by surtur who was on his way to engage Gamera. Broodlings 2 and 4 break off and attack Evo and The Spectre who are currently battling Fremen #59-63. Fremen #61 see’s Broodling #2 rasing up to attack evo but rather than let someone else take his kill he throws a flying knee the connects with evo’s werewolf jaw and then rams his crysknife into the aliens ugly a** head. Evo seizes the opportunity and takes a bite out of the Fremen’s neck. War machine fly’s in a unleashes a barrage of bullets that kill broodling #4, Fremen #59-62 and wound’s the Spectre. Before he can apologize he is speared by Blockbuster. Blockbuster sits on War Machines chest and Donkey Kong’s his head until his helmet is flat and head is soup. SUDDENLY…..
Just about everyone is turned into a piece on a weird new board game.
Mr. Mxyzpltk: This is more like it. Lets see how you like…
Surtur sits down to play the game but accidentally sits on Mr. Mxyzpltk. Once he is dead his spell immediately disappears and thinking that it was the thousand foot tall fire demon siting in front of them, all the players( except his own team of course) begin to attack Surtur. Fedayeens #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1,Robert Muldoon, Blue Toad, and Yellow Toad are the first to go. They are all basically back handed by Surtur but since he s a fire demon they are set on fire, so they kinda get burnt and crushed at the same time.…. It looked sweet. After seeing that Ginza Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginza Swordsmen #19-21, and Dark Side Adepts #7-12 decided to pick on someone their own size. They make a fatal mistake in thinking that they can easily that out the old gay dude in the Liberace outfit. It turned out to be one of the most powerful mutants in existence, Magneto. With a flick of his wrist Magneto removes all the swordsman’s swords and decapitates them. Then with another wave of his hand he nails all six of the Dark Side Adepts to the wall.
Hyperion, Equinox, Shrapnel, and Fantomex get Bullseye, Vanisher, Stick, and Bob the Goon up against my garage door. Before the Vanisher can vanish he is frozen solid by Equinox. Bullseye throws two of his shurakin, both hit their mark. Bullseye is then shot 3 times in the head by Fantomex, He never knew that he had been tricked by Fantomex into attacking a bush. Bob the Goon fires off a few rounds but misses and then has his spine ripped out by Hyperion. Shrapnel lunges at stick and is actually impaled by the very stick that gives him that name. Stick does lose his weapon after killing shrapnel and is then cremated alive by Equinox. Hyperion kicks Vanisher in the chest shattering him into pieces just like T-1000.
Quicksilver and Blockbuster attack Count Dooku and -Fremen #53-56. Quicksilver rushes the Fremen and snaps 53’s neck in seconds, but like a boxer he moves back to the outside for a bit then back in. now 54 is dead.. 55 falls dead...and now he moves in to take out 56.In a Blur Quicksilver collapses with a crysknife in his chest. Even though he moved fast quicksilver kept to a pattern, which allowed the Fremen to predict where he would be. Blockbuster picks up some dirt a throws in in Dooku’s face to blind him then rush’s in to spear him. Dooku uses the force and pushes the dirt back at blockbuster and the decapitates him while he is blinded. Just as The Count shuts off his light saber John Cena runs up and punches him right in the back of the head, killing him instantly. He then waves his hand in front of his face….
John Cena: YOU CAN’T SEE ME!
Cloak & Dagger: Yea and I bet you didn’t see us.
Cloak appears with Dagger, and she gracefully moves behind the large wrestler and slits his throat with one of her light daggers. Just as they are teleporting Equinox freeze’s them and then incinerates them. Dark Prince Xizor try’s to take out Equinox while his back is turned but he two is crushed by Sutur as the fire demon try’s to engage Gamera. After that I had seen enough and called the Novi police. It took them a lil bit but they got everybody.
The Brotherhood of Evil midgets and Alice’s wonder team are victorious!
Dark Prince Xizor, Fedayeens #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Ginza Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginza Swordsmen #19-21, Fremen #58-63, Ice Man and Slide in a Y-Wing, Dark Side Adepts #7-12, and John Cena
The Brotherhood of Evil midgets are..
Magneto, Mr. Mxyzpltk, Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress on an Oscorp Glider, Robert Muldoon, Gamera (the friend to all children),Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, Paploo
Team sleeping pussy is..
Quicksilver, Blockbuster, Cloak & Dagger, Brood Queen, Brood #1-5, Bullseye, Vanisher, Stick, Bob the Goon
Alices wonder team is..
Surtur, hyperion, war machine, equinox,, shrapnel, fantomex, evo, spectre, and a goblin
After we had our little chit chat. All the members of all four teams that agreed on a draw this week, must have had so much adrenaline built up from not fighting that they some how ended up out side my condo dukeing it out. That sounds cool and was at first, but then they started breaking s*** and that wasn’t cool but I’ll just tell you what happened cause its was still sweet anyway. So this is what went down…
I was sitting on the couch watching PBS when I heard a loud noise , I turned to see a very low flying Y-wing. Then two Fremen engaged in a life or death struggle fell through my window. They rolled around for a bit. Then they both attempted to stab one another with their crysknifes in one hand and block with the other. Eventually they stabbed each other in the neck and ruined my carpet. Suddenly the Y-wing that passed over earlier crashed into the dumpster, the pilot and co- pilot survived long enough to get out of the ship. Unfortunately they were on fire before they crashed and died of ether asphyxiation or sever burns. I later learned that the pilots were iceman and slide, which is kinda ironic, and they were done in by Surtur.
The 5 Broodlings attack and infect the goblin, then set their sights on John Cena. As they rush towards the wrestler ,who is just taunting them like he’s in a F***ing video game, Broodling# 3 is crushed by surtur who was on his way to engage Gamera. Broodlings 2 and 4 break off and attack Evo and The Spectre who are currently battling Fremen #59-63. Fremen #61 see’s Broodling #2 rasing up to attack evo but rather than let someone else take his kill he throws a flying knee the connects with evo’s werewolf jaw and then rams his crysknife into the aliens ugly a** head. Evo seizes the opportunity and takes a bite out of the Fremen’s neck. War machine fly’s in a unleashes a barrage of bullets that kill broodling #4, Fremen #59-62 and wound’s the Spectre. Before he can apologize he is speared by Blockbuster. Blockbuster sits on War Machines chest and Donkey Kong’s his head until his helmet is flat and head is soup. SUDDENLY…..
Just about everyone is turned into a piece on a weird new board game.
Mr. Mxyzpltk: This is more like it. Lets see how you like…
Surtur sits down to play the game but accidentally sits on Mr. Mxyzpltk. Once he is dead his spell immediately disappears and thinking that it was the thousand foot tall fire demon siting in front of them, all the players( except his own team of course) begin to attack Surtur. Fedayeens #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1,Robert Muldoon, Blue Toad, and Yellow Toad are the first to go. They are all basically back handed by Surtur but since he s a fire demon they are set on fire, so they kinda get burnt and crushed at the same time.…. It looked sweet. After seeing that Ginza Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginza Swordsmen #19-21, and Dark Side Adepts #7-12 decided to pick on someone their own size. They make a fatal mistake in thinking that they can easily that out the old gay dude in the Liberace outfit. It turned out to be one of the most powerful mutants in existence, Magneto. With a flick of his wrist Magneto removes all the swordsman’s swords and decapitates them. Then with another wave of his hand he nails all six of the Dark Side Adepts to the wall.
Hyperion, Equinox, Shrapnel, and Fantomex get Bullseye, Vanisher, Stick, and Bob the Goon up against my garage door. Before the Vanisher can vanish he is frozen solid by Equinox. Bullseye throws two of his shurakin, both hit their mark. Bullseye is then shot 3 times in the head by Fantomex, He never knew that he had been tricked by Fantomex into attacking a bush. Bob the Goon fires off a few rounds but misses and then has his spine ripped out by Hyperion. Shrapnel lunges at stick and is actually impaled by the very stick that gives him that name. Stick does lose his weapon after killing shrapnel and is then cremated alive by Equinox. Hyperion kicks Vanisher in the chest shattering him into pieces just like T-1000.
Quicksilver and Blockbuster attack Count Dooku and -Fremen #53-56. Quicksilver rushes the Fremen and snaps 53’s neck in seconds, but like a boxer he moves back to the outside for a bit then back in. now 54 is dead.. 55 falls dead...and now he moves in to take out 56.In a Blur Quicksilver collapses with a crysknife in his chest. Even though he moved fast quicksilver kept to a pattern, which allowed the Fremen to predict where he would be. Blockbuster picks up some dirt a throws in in Dooku’s face to blind him then rush’s in to spear him. Dooku uses the force and pushes the dirt back at blockbuster and the decapitates him while he is blinded. Just as The Count shuts off his light saber John Cena runs up and punches him right in the back of the head, killing him instantly. He then waves his hand in front of his face….
John Cena: YOU CAN’T SEE ME!
Cloak & Dagger: Yea and I bet you didn’t see us.
Cloak appears with Dagger, and she gracefully moves behind the large wrestler and slits his throat with one of her light daggers. Just as they are teleporting Equinox freeze’s them and then incinerates them. Dark Prince Xizor try’s to take out Equinox while his back is turned but he two is crushed by Sutur as the fire demon try’s to engage Gamera. After that I had seen enough and called the Novi police. It took them a lil bit but they got everybody.
The Brotherhood of Evil midgets and Alice’s wonder team are victorious!
FIRST
I take offense to the comments made by “Our Great Commissioner” earlier. He didn’t say anything bad about me, I did totally ask him like 5 times if I could be a watcher, but I am a team player and If you mess with one of my peeps, then you messed with me son. So what if one of those peeps likes to misrepresent perfectly good characters, we all do it. I also don’t like people throwing rules and s*** in my face. I see rules as just suggestions. So I didn’t even go to Geonosis I just called up all the players and told them its to hot and I am callin it a draw.
The Transfoamers Are victorious!
The Brotherhood of Evil midgets Are victorious!
Team Sleeping Pussy Are victorious!
Alice’s Wonder Team Are victorious!
The Transfoamers Are victorious!
The Brotherhood of Evil midgets Are victorious!
Team Sleeping Pussy Are victorious!
Alice’s Wonder Team Are victorious!
Sunday, April 24, 2011
TEAM Vs. Logical Genocide
TEAM is Justice Legion Alpha Superman, Mon El, Michael Demiurgos, The Power Dashers: Car, Jet, and Drill, The Shining Force: Max, Gort, Luke, Tao, Domingo, Diane, Torre, Khris, Gong, Ken, Mae, Zylo, Hanzou, and Musashi, and Jedi Councilman #2.
Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Neo-Cymek #18, Bane (w/ the hellfire gun), Goro (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Nadira, Iron Patriot, The Champion of the Universe, Tom Brady (w/ a Frem Kit), Black Dragon #11, Dementor #8, & Warwolf #1.
"I can't believe they are making us fight on Easter" Tom Brady says to Nadira as she rubs up on his manly and dreamy still-suit covered chest. Nadira replies with: "Yeah, but you are used to it. You big tough football players always have to play on holidays. As far as I am concerned you are both The Champion of The Universe and The Iron Patriot. Not these other two clowns on our squad". "You know it girl" Tom says as he brushes away his Bieber-do. The Iron Patriot and The Champion of The Universe choose not to engage in this conversation, due to two reasons. The first being that they are not Randy Moss, and the second being that they see the oncoming burst of Geonosis Sand rushing towards them which means that TEAM is not wasting any time in getting this Easter Sunday Match underway. There is very little room to duck and cover in the wide open desert, so the two squads instantly clash with one another. Michael Demiurgos is confronted with The Champion of The Universe and decides that his title is an appropriate one. Demiurgos then allows himself to be defeated by The Champion, but as he exits this plane of existence he decides to take Dementor #8 with him, due to the fact that he sees no purpose why such a dark being should be in existence (especially on Easter). The Jedi Councilman draws his lightsaber and leaps into battle with The Iron Patriot, while Max leads The Shining Force against Bane, Tom Brady, The Black Dragon, and The Warwolf. The Power Dashers attempt to triple team Neo-Cymek #18 (Ed), while Mon El squares off against The Champion of The Universe and Kal Kent is double-teamed by Nadira and Yellow Lantern Goro. Pitched battles ensue all-around and the sands become stirred down to the planet's ancient rock beds with furious displays of power. The Jedi Councilman manages to do a significant amount of damage to Iron Patriot's left side, but Norman Osborne fights through the technical difficulties and sends a rocket through the head of the master of the force. The Warwolf bites through the head of Khris (Chipmunk) but is then hit by two quick Gladiatorial attacks from Luke and Gort (Mayonais and Thor). Black Dragon #11 rips through the ranks of The Shining Force, biting in half Torre (Yoda) at the torso and spraying Gong, Ken, and Mae (Nick, Ryan, and Joan Jett) with its acid breath, but The Black Dragon can no longer fight, once Hanzou successfully casts Desoul on the dragon. Tom Brady quickly evades the claws of Zylo (Bad Hair Day) and then uses his crysknife to stab the werewolf up under the chin (like a true Fremen would (to minimize blood loss)). The Power Dashers seem to be gaining an upper hand over the much larger Neo-Cymek; but it proves futile as the enormous Sandworm #11 makes its first appearance of the match and crushes all four of the metal monstrosities beneath its underbelly. Bane manages to simultaneously blast Mayonais (Luke) with his gun of pure Hellfire while he is using his drug enhanced muscles to crush Luke’s partner Thor (Gort). Despite Bane’s seemingly easy victory over two of The Shining Force’s most formidable opponents, his reign is ended by Tao who uses her cursed Demon Rod to cast Blaze Level Four on the Batman villain. This stunning attack takes out Bane for good. The Iron Patriot comes in and despite his previous damage is able to take out the magic point reduced Tao (Carli!!!). Carli!!! is then quickly avenged by Max, who’s Chaos Breaker easily rips through Iron Patriot’s armor. Max, then begins to rally what is left of the depleted Shining Force, when the massive Sandworm once again comes crashing through the Geonosis Dunes. Domingo throws every bit of his Freeze powers at The Sandworm, but it is to no avail as Shai Halud painlessly devours Max (Josh), Domingo (Mogie), Musashi (Luigie), and Mac Dad (Hanzou). The wormsign that the Sandworm is leaving in the dunes tells all who know the ways of the desert that the worm is traveling far from this area, which heeds well for TEAM. TEAM gains another upper hand, when Kal Kent, despite his double team manages to take out Goro, by blasting through the yellow energy aura he had created himself as well as the protection of his four muscular arms to break the half-man, half-dragon’s neck. Nadira and Kal Kent, as well as Mon El and The Champion of The Universe all begin furiously pounding on each other about twenty feet off of the ground when Tom Brady scrambles away from the scene. The Michigan Man sees that his two teammates are holding their own against the two TEAMmates, but he doubts that they will be able to continue to match the powers of the two Kryptonians. he knows not what the exact outcome of his actions will bring while he is doing it, but he also knows that it could be his squads only chance for victory. He plants his Fremen Thumper in the ground to call back his team’s mighty sandworm, and then heads for the nearest rock outcropping that he can find. Sure enough, the thumper works as designed, and the worm comes crashing back out of the sand, mere moments after the thumper is planted. The Sandworm swallows all four of the battling super-beings, but none of them stop battling each other for a second. No mere mortal could stay alive within the belly of a sandworm, but these four all survive the process and the battle continues. The worm dives back into the sand and begins to go crazy as the insides of the worm are heavily disrupted by the battle within its belly. The worm begins to travel as fast as possible and then continues to dive deeper and deeper into the sand; until the worm hits the hardened fossilized center of the planet, which is Geonosis. The worm crushes itself by crashing so hard spewing the poisonous blood, that the Bene Gesserit refer to as the water of life. As powerful as the four competitors within the belly of the worm are, none of them have the ability to transmutate the substance and they are all killed by the power of the deceased Shai Halud. Kal Kent’s very last act is to send a mental message to his TEAMmate and fellow Kryptonian, saying sarcastically: “It’s to bad we don’t have a “God-Emperor” on our TEAM that can control these damn sandworms“. High above the ground Tom Brady feels a mix of regret and success as the sole survivor of his squad, knowing that he had no choice in committing this act of logical genocide.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!
Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Neo-Cymek #18, Bane (w/ the hellfire gun), Goro (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Nadira, Iron Patriot, The Champion of the Universe, Tom Brady (w/ a Frem Kit), Black Dragon #11, Dementor #8, & Warwolf #1.
"I can't believe they are making us fight on Easter" Tom Brady says to Nadira as she rubs up on his manly and dreamy still-suit covered chest. Nadira replies with: "Yeah, but you are used to it. You big tough football players always have to play on holidays. As far as I am concerned you are both The Champion of The Universe and The Iron Patriot. Not these other two clowns on our squad". "You know it girl" Tom says as he brushes away his Bieber-do. The Iron Patriot and The Champion of The Universe choose not to engage in this conversation, due to two reasons. The first being that they are not Randy Moss, and the second being that they see the oncoming burst of Geonosis Sand rushing towards them which means that TEAM is not wasting any time in getting this Easter Sunday Match underway. There is very little room to duck and cover in the wide open desert, so the two squads instantly clash with one another. Michael Demiurgos is confronted with The Champion of The Universe and decides that his title is an appropriate one. Demiurgos then allows himself to be defeated by The Champion, but as he exits this plane of existence he decides to take Dementor #8 with him, due to the fact that he sees no purpose why such a dark being should be in existence (especially on Easter). The Jedi Councilman draws his lightsaber and leaps into battle with The Iron Patriot, while Max leads The Shining Force against Bane, Tom Brady, The Black Dragon, and The Warwolf. The Power Dashers attempt to triple team Neo-Cymek #18 (Ed), while Mon El squares off against The Champion of The Universe and Kal Kent is double-teamed by Nadira and Yellow Lantern Goro. Pitched battles ensue all-around and the sands become stirred down to the planet's ancient rock beds with furious displays of power. The Jedi Councilman manages to do a significant amount of damage to Iron Patriot's left side, but Norman Osborne fights through the technical difficulties and sends a rocket through the head of the master of the force. The Warwolf bites through the head of Khris (Chipmunk) but is then hit by two quick Gladiatorial attacks from Luke and Gort (Mayonais and Thor). Black Dragon #11 rips through the ranks of The Shining Force, biting in half Torre (Yoda) at the torso and spraying Gong, Ken, and Mae (Nick, Ryan, and Joan Jett) with its acid breath, but The Black Dragon can no longer fight, once Hanzou successfully casts Desoul on the dragon. Tom Brady quickly evades the claws of Zylo (Bad Hair Day) and then uses his crysknife to stab the werewolf up under the chin (like a true Fremen would (to minimize blood loss)). The Power Dashers seem to be gaining an upper hand over the much larger Neo-Cymek; but it proves futile as the enormous Sandworm #11 makes its first appearance of the match and crushes all four of the metal monstrosities beneath its underbelly. Bane manages to simultaneously blast Mayonais (Luke) with his gun of pure Hellfire while he is using his drug enhanced muscles to crush Luke’s partner Thor (Gort). Despite Bane’s seemingly easy victory over two of The Shining Force’s most formidable opponents, his reign is ended by Tao who uses her cursed Demon Rod to cast Blaze Level Four on the Batman villain. This stunning attack takes out Bane for good. The Iron Patriot comes in and despite his previous damage is able to take out the magic point reduced Tao (Carli!!!). Carli!!! is then quickly avenged by Max, who’s Chaos Breaker easily rips through Iron Patriot’s armor. Max, then begins to rally what is left of the depleted Shining Force, when the massive Sandworm once again comes crashing through the Geonosis Dunes. Domingo throws every bit of his Freeze powers at The Sandworm, but it is to no avail as Shai Halud painlessly devours Max (Josh), Domingo (Mogie), Musashi (Luigie), and Mac Dad (Hanzou). The wormsign that the Sandworm is leaving in the dunes tells all who know the ways of the desert that the worm is traveling far from this area, which heeds well for TEAM. TEAM gains another upper hand, when Kal Kent, despite his double team manages to take out Goro, by blasting through the yellow energy aura he had created himself as well as the protection of his four muscular arms to break the half-man, half-dragon’s neck. Nadira and Kal Kent, as well as Mon El and The Champion of The Universe all begin furiously pounding on each other about twenty feet off of the ground when Tom Brady scrambles away from the scene. The Michigan Man sees that his two teammates are holding their own against the two TEAMmates, but he doubts that they will be able to continue to match the powers of the two Kryptonians. he knows not what the exact outcome of his actions will bring while he is doing it, but he also knows that it could be his squads only chance for victory. He plants his Fremen Thumper in the ground to call back his team’s mighty sandworm, and then heads for the nearest rock outcropping that he can find. Sure enough, the thumper works as designed, and the worm comes crashing back out of the sand, mere moments after the thumper is planted. The Sandworm swallows all four of the battling super-beings, but none of them stop battling each other for a second. No mere mortal could stay alive within the belly of a sandworm, but these four all survive the process and the battle continues. The worm dives back into the sand and begins to go crazy as the insides of the worm are heavily disrupted by the battle within its belly. The worm begins to travel as fast as possible and then continues to dive deeper and deeper into the sand; until the worm hits the hardened fossilized center of the planet, which is Geonosis. The worm crushes itself by crashing so hard spewing the poisonous blood, that the Bene Gesserit refer to as the water of life. As powerful as the four competitors within the belly of the worm are, none of them have the ability to transmutate the substance and they are all killed by the power of the deceased Shai Halud. Kal Kent’s very last act is to send a mental message to his TEAMmate and fellow Kryptonian, saying sarcastically: “It’s to bad we don’t have a “God-Emperor” on our TEAM that can control these damn sandworms“. High above the ground Tom Brady feels a mix of regret and success as the sole survivor of his squad, knowing that he had no choice in committing this act of logical genocide.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers vs Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are My State Farm Agent, Techno Destructo, Bozzo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor, Johnny Rotten, Sandworm #10, Caira the Old Strong, Atlas, Magik, Kingdom Come Superman, Junkeons #17 & 18, Black Lantern Black Adam, and Separatist Commando #1.
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Galactus, Firelord, Terrax, Ares, Kratos, Hercules, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Thundarr the Barbarian and Brandon Inge in an Iron Man suit w/ a Red Lightsaber.
The ground of Geonosis trembles as Sandworm #10 burrows its way underneath the surface as the battle between the Dope Fiends and the Bad Newz Kennelz begin. Terrax is the first to strike as his powers to engulf the extra members of GWAR with the very ground that was beneath them. Thundarr the Barbarian, Hercules and Kratos then leap into action and overwhelm Caira the Old Strong as the Kennelz are simply rolling over the Dope Fiends. But the tide is instantly turned as Sandworm #10 burst forth from the ground and consumes Thundarr, Herc and Kratos in one gulp. As it crashes back underground it crushes Ahsoka Tano, which infuriates Anakin. “Ahsoka!!” he yells as he ignites his lightsaber. The Jedi then goes on a bloody tear that even causes Ares, the God of War, to take a step back. Anakin eviscerates Separatist Commando #1 right before he slices Black Lantern Black Adam into several pieces. Magik tries to slow him down with her soulsword but Skywalker breaks through her defenses and slays Illyana. He then makes quick work of My State Farm Agent before he can conjure up whatever defense he was going to summon. “ENOUGH! Your rage stops here!” bellows Kingdom Come Superman as he fires a blast of heat vision at Anakin’s feet. The Jedi leaps up into the air, lightsaber drawn, towards Kingdom Come Superman and slashes at him, cutting the Kryptonian across the chest. The older Kal-El grimaces in pain as he flies back down towards Skywalker. He is then knocked back by a powerful Force push as Anakin continues his assault.
Meanwhile, Brandon Inge is in hot pursuit of the Junkeons. Junkeon #17 is riding on Junkeon #18, who is transformed into his motorcycle mode. Inge fires several repulsor blasts towards the Transformers and knocks Junkeon #17 from his partner, but they simply transform in mid air and switch positions. Junkeon #18 then slams on the breaks and lets Inge streak ahead of them. He then tosses a lasso around the Detroit Tiger’s ankles and swings him down, crashing into a cliff. The Junkeons then overpower Brandon and kills him. Firelord then flies in and melts the Transformers as Galactus patiently watches over the battle. (I could swear at one moment he looked right at me as if he could see me witnessing this battle.)
Ares and Atlas have been at each others throats, beating on each other mercilessly as Anakin and Kingdom Come Superman continue to battle as well. All of there fighting draws the attention of Sandworm #10, who once again bursts from the ground and consumes all but Kingdom Come Superman who flew out of the way just in time. The Sandworm begins to crash back into the ground, but this time, simply just crashes down. Anakin bursts through the side of the massive creature with a Force push that blows a hole out of the side of the Sandworm. “I’m not done with you yet!” yells Anakin as he points his lightsaber at Kingdom Come Superman. He lunges at Superman once again, but the stress of killing the Sandworm has taken some fight out of the Jedi and Superman is able to side step him. Superman then hits Anakin in the back of the neck with his heat vision and sends Anakin Skywalker to the Graveyard (RIP Anakin). Kingdom Come Superman then turns his attention to the looming threat of Galactus and his two heralds. He flies straight for Galactus and quickly dispatches Firelord and Terrax as if they were nothing more than common foot soldiers. He then lands a single punch directly on the chin of Galactus and actually manages to stagger the devourer of worlds. Galactus then fires a blast of the Power Cosmic from his eyes and hits Kingdom Come Superman, but the Kryptonian pushes on. Galactus intensifies his attack, but Superman will not yield. He continues to intensify his energy and ultimately Kingdom Come Superman is completely incinerated. As the battle ends and Galactus leaves Geonosis, he turns and looks directly at me, and smirks. What this means, I Ryatu, am not sure.
MICHAEL VICK’S BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!
Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Galactus, Firelord, Terrax, Ares, Kratos, Hercules, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Thundarr the Barbarian and Brandon Inge in an Iron Man suit w/ a Red Lightsaber.
The ground of Geonosis trembles as Sandworm #10 burrows its way underneath the surface as the battle between the Dope Fiends and the Bad Newz Kennelz begin. Terrax is the first to strike as his powers to engulf the extra members of GWAR with the very ground that was beneath them. Thundarr the Barbarian, Hercules and Kratos then leap into action and overwhelm Caira the Old Strong as the Kennelz are simply rolling over the Dope Fiends. But the tide is instantly turned as Sandworm #10 burst forth from the ground and consumes Thundarr, Herc and Kratos in one gulp. As it crashes back underground it crushes Ahsoka Tano, which infuriates Anakin. “Ahsoka!!” he yells as he ignites his lightsaber. The Jedi then goes on a bloody tear that even causes Ares, the God of War, to take a step back. Anakin eviscerates Separatist Commando #1 right before he slices Black Lantern Black Adam into several pieces. Magik tries to slow him down with her soulsword but Skywalker breaks through her defenses and slays Illyana. He then makes quick work of My State Farm Agent before he can conjure up whatever defense he was going to summon. “ENOUGH! Your rage stops here!” bellows Kingdom Come Superman as he fires a blast of heat vision at Anakin’s feet. The Jedi leaps up into the air, lightsaber drawn, towards Kingdom Come Superman and slashes at him, cutting the Kryptonian across the chest. The older Kal-El grimaces in pain as he flies back down towards Skywalker. He is then knocked back by a powerful Force push as Anakin continues his assault.
Meanwhile, Brandon Inge is in hot pursuit of the Junkeons. Junkeon #17 is riding on Junkeon #18, who is transformed into his motorcycle mode. Inge fires several repulsor blasts towards the Transformers and knocks Junkeon #17 from his partner, but they simply transform in mid air and switch positions. Junkeon #18 then slams on the breaks and lets Inge streak ahead of them. He then tosses a lasso around the Detroit Tiger’s ankles and swings him down, crashing into a cliff. The Junkeons then overpower Brandon and kills him. Firelord then flies in and melts the Transformers as Galactus patiently watches over the battle. (I could swear at one moment he looked right at me as if he could see me witnessing this battle.)
Ares and Atlas have been at each others throats, beating on each other mercilessly as Anakin and Kingdom Come Superman continue to battle as well. All of there fighting draws the attention of Sandworm #10, who once again bursts from the ground and consumes all but Kingdom Come Superman who flew out of the way just in time. The Sandworm begins to crash back into the ground, but this time, simply just crashes down. Anakin bursts through the side of the massive creature with a Force push that blows a hole out of the side of the Sandworm. “I’m not done with you yet!” yells Anakin as he points his lightsaber at Kingdom Come Superman. He lunges at Superman once again, but the stress of killing the Sandworm has taken some fight out of the Jedi and Superman is able to side step him. Superman then hits Anakin in the back of the neck with his heat vision and sends Anakin Skywalker to the Graveyard (RIP Anakin). Kingdom Come Superman then turns his attention to the looming threat of Galactus and his two heralds. He flies straight for Galactus and quickly dispatches Firelord and Terrax as if they were nothing more than common foot soldiers. He then lands a single punch directly on the chin of Galactus and actually manages to stagger the devourer of worlds. Galactus then fires a blast of the Power Cosmic from his eyes and hits Kingdom Come Superman, but the Kryptonian pushes on. Galactus intensifies his attack, but Superman will not yield. He continues to intensify his energy and ultimately Kingdom Come Superman is completely incinerated. As the battle ends and Galactus leaves Geonosis, he turns and looks directly at me, and smirks. What this means, I Ryatu, am not sure.
MICHAEL VICK’S BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!
Xavier's Annhilation Squad vs The Syracuse Valley
The Syracuse Valley is Cosmic Spider-Man, The Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Junkyard, Headbanger, & Major Disaster, The Toxic Avenger, Wonder Boy, (movie) Soundwave, (movie) Laserbeak, Black Lantern Squawk Talk, Black Lantern Beast Box, Zombie Overkill, Decepticon #2, Decepticon Decoy #1, Go-bot #1, Sub-Zero, Rayne, Jedi Guardian #3, his former Padawan Jedi Knight #37A, Balrog #5, Shang Tsung, Robocop, and Little Goomba #8-13.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is Imhotep, Scorpion King, Anck-su-namun, Sandman, Geo-Force, Movie Barricade, Movie Bonecrusher, Silver Samurai, Silver racer w/Green Lantern ring, Supreme and Radar.
The Syracuse Valley knows that the only chance for victory is to hit the Annihilation Squad hard and fast. The Transformers blitz their opponent’s camp but are met with a massive sandstorm, courtesy of Sandman and Imhotep. Decepticon Decoy #1, Go-Bot #1, and Zombie Overkill are consumed by the violent sand tornados and torn apart. Geo-Force then uses his powers to launch large formations of rock to crush the remaining Transformers. (Yes, I am fully aware that Geo-Force’s powers are actually Earth based, and that this battle takes place on another planet, but get over it.) But The Valley retaliates when Balrog #5 melts Bonecrusher with its fiery whip and sword and uses his sheer brute force to crush Barricade.
Sub-Zero attempts freeze Silver Samurai, but with there being so little moisture in the air, this proves difficult, thus allowing Silver Samurai to leap in a strike down the ninja with his tachyon field sword. He then teleports behind Rayne and drives the sword though the vampire’s heart. However, the mutant samurai is then blindsided by a fireball from Shang Tsung and is knocked to the ground, where the ancient wizard uses his vast powers to steal his soul. The Silver Racer is streaking through the air with his Green Lantern Ring brightening the sky as he blasts all six Little Goombas. But he is quickly fired to the ground by a bolt of cosmic energy from Cosmic Spider-Man. “Dude, not cool man. Those guys were really fun to hang out with,” quips Cosmic Spidey as he destroys the Amalgam character. Wonder Boy is then viciously ripped apart by the super-powered dog, Radar as Supreme battles the Balrog. The giant beast of the deep attacks Supreme with great fervor but Supreme battles back and uses his immense power to bring down the Balrog.
“Come on guys! Let’s get ‘em!!” shouts Toxie as he leads the Toxic Crusaders, Robocop, Shang Tsung, Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Knight #37A, and his more violent version of himself against The Scorpion King, Imhotep and Sandman. The Scorpion King calls upon the Army of Anubis to wash over the Syracuse Valley as Imhotep and Sandman create a 1,000 foot wave of sand to follow quickly behind. When the sand finally disperses, there is no sign of any part of the Syracuse Valley. “There! Now the FFL shall know fear and bow to the mighty rule of Xavier’s Annihilation Squad!” bellows The Scorpion King. Cosmic Spider-Man, however still moves. He climbs out of the mountain of sand that covers him and his fallen allies. “Man I hate desert matches. This sand gets everywhere!” he mumbles to himself. He looks around to see that there is no one else still living on his team and lets out a sigh. “Fine, let’s do this,” he says to himself as Spidey bursts out of the sand. “Sorry, pup, but this is war,” Spider-Man says as he incinerates Radar with his cosmic energy. “Noooo!!!” screams Supreme as he witness his trusty dog killed before his very eyes. Supreme emotionally flies against Cosmic Spider-Man only to be met with a similar fate as Radar. Cosmic Spidey then fires a blast that vaporizes Anck-su-namun as she stands next to Imhotep. “Anck-su-namun!!!!” Imhotep cries out as his love turns to a pile of ash. Cosmic Spider-Man is then attacked by everything Imhotep, Scorpion King, Geo-Force and Sandman can throw at him. Even someone with the Uni-power is only able to withstand so much, but Spider-Man’s will keeps him going. He manages to grab a hold of the Scorpion King’s tail and drive it into his own chest. Sandman continues to pound his old foe with every grain of sand from Geonosis, but Cosmic Spidey uses the Uni-power to blast Sandman into nothingness. Imhotep then unleashes the Ten Plagues of Egypt upon him which finally subdues Cosmic Spider-Man.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!!
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is Imhotep, Scorpion King, Anck-su-namun, Sandman, Geo-Force, Movie Barricade, Movie Bonecrusher, Silver Samurai, Silver racer w/Green Lantern ring, Supreme and Radar.
The Syracuse Valley knows that the only chance for victory is to hit the Annihilation Squad hard and fast. The Transformers blitz their opponent’s camp but are met with a massive sandstorm, courtesy of Sandman and Imhotep. Decepticon Decoy #1, Go-Bot #1, and Zombie Overkill are consumed by the violent sand tornados and torn apart. Geo-Force then uses his powers to launch large formations of rock to crush the remaining Transformers. (Yes, I am fully aware that Geo-Force’s powers are actually Earth based, and that this battle takes place on another planet, but get over it.) But The Valley retaliates when Balrog #5 melts Bonecrusher with its fiery whip and sword and uses his sheer brute force to crush Barricade.
Sub-Zero attempts freeze Silver Samurai, but with there being so little moisture in the air, this proves difficult, thus allowing Silver Samurai to leap in a strike down the ninja with his tachyon field sword. He then teleports behind Rayne and drives the sword though the vampire’s heart. However, the mutant samurai is then blindsided by a fireball from Shang Tsung and is knocked to the ground, where the ancient wizard uses his vast powers to steal his soul. The Silver Racer is streaking through the air with his Green Lantern Ring brightening the sky as he blasts all six Little Goombas. But he is quickly fired to the ground by a bolt of cosmic energy from Cosmic Spider-Man. “Dude, not cool man. Those guys were really fun to hang out with,” quips Cosmic Spidey as he destroys the Amalgam character. Wonder Boy is then viciously ripped apart by the super-powered dog, Radar as Supreme battles the Balrog. The giant beast of the deep attacks Supreme with great fervor but Supreme battles back and uses his immense power to bring down the Balrog.
“Come on guys! Let’s get ‘em!!” shouts Toxie as he leads the Toxic Crusaders, Robocop, Shang Tsung, Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Knight #37A, and his more violent version of himself against The Scorpion King, Imhotep and Sandman. The Scorpion King calls upon the Army of Anubis to wash over the Syracuse Valley as Imhotep and Sandman create a 1,000 foot wave of sand to follow quickly behind. When the sand finally disperses, there is no sign of any part of the Syracuse Valley. “There! Now the FFL shall know fear and bow to the mighty rule of Xavier’s Annihilation Squad!” bellows The Scorpion King. Cosmic Spider-Man, however still moves. He climbs out of the mountain of sand that covers him and his fallen allies. “Man I hate desert matches. This sand gets everywhere!” he mumbles to himself. He looks around to see that there is no one else still living on his team and lets out a sigh. “Fine, let’s do this,” he says to himself as Spidey bursts out of the sand. “Sorry, pup, but this is war,” Spider-Man says as he incinerates Radar with his cosmic energy. “Noooo!!!” screams Supreme as he witness his trusty dog killed before his very eyes. Supreme emotionally flies against Cosmic Spider-Man only to be met with a similar fate as Radar. Cosmic Spidey then fires a blast that vaporizes Anck-su-namun as she stands next to Imhotep. “Anck-su-namun!!!!” Imhotep cries out as his love turns to a pile of ash. Cosmic Spider-Man is then attacked by everything Imhotep, Scorpion King, Geo-Force and Sandman can throw at him. Even someone with the Uni-power is only able to withstand so much, but Spider-Man’s will keeps him going. He manages to grab a hold of the Scorpion King’s tail and drive it into his own chest. Sandman continues to pound his old foe with every grain of sand from Geonosis, but Cosmic Spidey uses the Uni-power to blast Sandman into nothingness. Imhotep then unleashes the Ten Plagues of Egypt upon him which finally subdues Cosmic Spider-Man.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!!
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