FANTASY FANTASY RAMPAGE!

The Transfoamers are

Dark Prince Xizor, Fedayeens #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Ginza Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginza Swordsmen #19-21, Fremen #58-63, Ice Man and Slide in a Y-Wing, Dark Side Adepts #7-12, and John Cena

The Brotherhood of Evil midgets are..

Magneto, Mr. Mxyzpltk, Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress on an Oscorp Glider, Robert Muldoon, Gamera (the friend to all children),Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, Paploo

Team sleeping pussy is..

Quicksilver, Blockbuster, Cloak & Dagger, Brood Queen, Brood #1-5, Bullseye, Vanisher, Stick, Bob the Goon

Alices wonder team is..

Surtur, hyperion, war machine, equinox,, shrapnel, fantomex, evo, spectre, and a goblin


After we had our little chit chat. All the members of all four teams that agreed on a draw this week, must have had so much adrenaline built up from not fighting that they some how ended up out side my condo dukeing it out. That sounds cool and was at first, but then they started breaking s*** and that wasn’t cool but I’ll just tell you what happened cause its was still sweet anyway. So this is what went down…

I was sitting on the couch watching PBS when I heard a loud noise , I turned to see a very low flying Y-wing. Then two Fremen engaged in a life or death struggle fell through my window. They rolled around for a bit. Then they both attempted to stab one another with their crysknifes in one hand and block with the other. Eventually they stabbed each other in the neck and ruined my carpet. Suddenly the Y-wing that passed over earlier crashed into the dumpster, the pilot and co- pilot survived long enough to get out of the ship. Unfortunately they were on fire before they crashed and died of ether asphyxiation or sever burns. I later learned that the pilots were iceman and slide, which is kinda ironic, and they were done in by Surtur.

The 5 Broodlings attack and infect the goblin, then set their sights on John Cena. As they rush towards the wrestler ,who is just taunting them like he’s in a F***ing video game, Broodling# 3 is crushed by surtur who was on his way to engage Gamera. Broodlings 2 and 4 break off and attack Evo and The Spectre who are currently battling Fremen #59-63. Fremen #61 see’s Broodling #2 rasing up to attack evo but rather than let someone else take his kill he throws a flying knee the connects with evo’s werewolf jaw and then rams his crysknife into the aliens ugly a** head. Evo seizes the opportunity and takes a bite out of the Fremen’s neck. War machine fly’s in a unleashes a barrage of bullets that kill broodling #4, Fremen #59-62 and wound’s the Spectre. Before he can apologize he is speared by Blockbuster. Blockbuster sits on War Machines chest and Donkey Kong’s his head until his helmet is flat and head is soup. SUDDENLY…..
Just about everyone is turned into a piece on a weird new board game.

Mr. Mxyzpltk: This is more like it. Lets see how you like…
Surtur sits down to play the game but accidentally sits on Mr. Mxyzpltk. Once he is dead his spell immediately disappears and thinking that it was the thousand foot tall fire demon siting in front of them, all the players( except his own team of course) begin to attack Surtur. Fedayeens #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1,Robert Muldoon, Blue Toad, and Yellow Toad are the first to go. They are all basically back handed by Surtur but since he s a fire demon they are set on fire, so they kinda get burnt and crushed at the same time.…. It looked sweet. After seeing that Ginza Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginza Swordsmen #19-21, and Dark Side Adepts #7-12 decided to pick on someone their own size. They make a fatal mistake in thinking that they can easily that out the old gay dude in the Liberace outfit. It turned out to be one of the most powerful mutants in existence, Magneto. With a flick of his wrist Magneto removes all the swordsman’s swords and decapitates them. Then with another wave of his hand he nails all six of the Dark Side Adepts to the wall.

Hyperion, Equinox, Shrapnel, and Fantomex get Bullseye, Vanisher, Stick, and Bob the Goon up against my garage door. Before the Vanisher can vanish he is frozen solid by Equinox. Bullseye throws two of his shurakin, both hit their mark. Bullseye is then shot 3 times in the head by Fantomex, He never knew that he had been tricked by Fantomex into attacking a bush. Bob the Goon fires off a few rounds but misses and then has his spine ripped out by Hyperion. Shrapnel lunges at stick and is actually impaled by the very stick that gives him that name. Stick does lose his weapon after killing shrapnel and is then cremated alive by Equinox. Hyperion kicks Vanisher in the chest shattering him into pieces just like T-1000.

Quicksilver and Blockbuster attack Count Dooku and -Fremen #53-56. Quicksilver rushes the Fremen and snaps 53’s neck in seconds, but like a boxer he moves back to the outside for a bit then back in. now 54 is dead.. 55 falls dead...and now he moves in to take out 56.In a Blur Quicksilver collapses with a crysknife in his chest. Even though he moved fast quicksilver kept to a pattern, which allowed the Fremen to predict where he would be. Blockbuster picks up some dirt a throws in in Dooku’s face to blind him then rush’s in to spear him. Dooku uses the force and pushes the dirt back at blockbuster and the decapitates him while he is blinded. Just as The Count shuts off his light saber John Cena runs up and punches him right in the back of the head, killing him instantly. He then waves his hand in front of his face….

John Cena: YOU CAN’T SEE ME!

Cloak & Dagger: Yea and I bet you didn’t see us.

Cloak appears with Dagger, and she gracefully moves behind the large wrestler and slits his throat with one of her light daggers. Just as they are teleporting Equinox freeze’s them and then incinerates them. Dark Prince Xizor try’s to take out Equinox while his back is turned but he two is crushed by Sutur as the fire demon try’s to engage Gamera. After that I had seen enough and called the Novi police. It took them a lil bit but they got everybody.


The Brotherhood of Evil midgets and Alice’s wonder team are victorious!