Week 7, The Horsemen of Apokolips vs Built Ford Tough.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are:

Hal Jordan - Parallax with 2 Green Lantern Rings, Sinestro's Yellow Lantern Ring and a Red Lantern Ring

Phoenix - Jean Grey

Deathstroke with a Blue Lightsaber

Battle Pope

Dr. Bong

Annihilus

Scar, the Evil Oa Guardian

Sandworm #14

Gozar the Gozarian

Zuul (the Gatekeeper)

Vince Clortho (the Keymaster)

 

Built Ford Tough is:

Sand Trooper #1-24

Ancient Sith Lords #9-14

Arachnid #13 & 14

Mandalorian #1

Baby Jaguar

 

The Deserts of Geonosis are a harsh and arid wasteland.

The Built Ford Tough crew has a devious plan, the sand troopers have come up with a strategy to hide from the Horsemen until the time to attack presents itself.

"This is a complete waste of time." Phoenix says. "We could destroy pretty much anything they send at us."

"Seriously!" Replied Doctor Bong. "Battle Pope is riding a frikkin sandworm for Christ's sake! Oh.. no offense BP…"

Battle Pope chimes in. "None taken man, I've met the dude… he's bit of a fairy anyway…"

At this moment the Baby Jaguar cannot wait any longer and pounces. In a brilliant stroke of luck his still maturing teeth manage to sink into Vince's carotid artery.

"Doctor! Help Me!!!!" pleads Vince in a gurgle.

"Sorry pal, I'm not that kind of doctor" replies the bell headed madman as he slams his brass hand into the baby jaguar turning him into a stain on the sand.

Blood sprays into the hot sand as Vince futilely struggles to keep pressure on the wound. His last bit of life is flowing through his fingers when he hears Phoenix.

"They're in the sand!" she shouts, "They're hiding in the damned sand!"

Hal Jordan and Phoenix combine their powers and pour energy into the surrounding sands, the heat from their combined might liquefies the sand immediately. The molten material sears through the armor of the sand troopers and boils the Arachnids alive.

The Sith lords were able to spring from their hiding places when Phoenix screamed and they immediately launched an attack against the horsemen. One of them lashed out and severed the giant malleted hand of Dr. Bong.

"What is with you Sith lords and amputating hands? Seriously, is there some kind of fetish club you all belong to? Do you have brunch on Sundays!?" the Doc bellows.

Unfortunately for the sith lords their sudden disturbance in the sand makes them easy prey for Battle Pope's "BattlePopeMobile".

"She doesn't offer any protection… No bullet proof glass… But she sure can eat!" He shouts as the giant worm consumes the Sith Lords (and an unfortunately distracted Dr. Bong) whole.

Mandalorian #1 fires up his jetpacks and attempts to escape the lunge of the worm. However Battle Pope already has him in his sights. The Packin Pontiff unleashes a spray of gunfire that drops the Mandalorian without much effort.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Victorious!

Dr. Bong, and Vince are the only casualties for the Horsemen.

Not a single member of built ford tough survives.