The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Head Coach: Alexander the Great



Assistant Coaches: Kurt Houslander & Alan Keyes

Protected Roster

Mr. Mxytplk

Magneto

Mighty Mouse

Usagio Yojimbo

Katma Tui

Count Dooku

Asajj Ventress

Ch'p

Psylocke

(original) Duncan Idaho

Link

Quasar

Tom Bombadil

Nightwing

Thundercracker

Omega Supreme

Superboy

Green Lantern #3

Oppo Rancisis

Adam Warlock

Beppo the Super Monkey

Nosyarg Kcid (Larry)

Bat-Mite

Mike Troup

Gamera

Squirtle

Ryachu

X-23

Rogue

Smart Grimlock

Aayla Secura

R.O.B. the Robot

Bontu Sitmus

Artie

Leach

Amantia

Larvox

Liu Kang

Bill Kelly

Pythona

Mighty Mousette

Durge

Bub

Bob

Richie Rich

Mangy Mouse

Allia Atredies

Toad

Toad

Megalon

Air Zonk

Hermes

Stilgar

Robert Muldoon

Longshot

Wonder Man

Shia Lebeuf

Aurra Sing

Wheely

Power Glide

Radaghast

Salack

Speedy

Kermit the Frog

Power Dump

Ttanus

Adi Gallia

Kid Flash

Baby Wolverine

Sky Warp

Unprotected Roster

Buchephalus

Dr. Ub'x

Peppermint Patti

Marci

Widget

Air Zimmel

Lolo

Papa Smurf

Gwildore

Wicket W. Warrick

Green Dragon #27

Gold Dragon #3-8

Silver Dragon #16 & 17

Twisted Mentat #2

Little Goomba #64

Jedi Knight #17A-20A (formerly Jedi Padawan #17-20)

Dark Side Akolyte #1-6

Dark Side Adept #1-6

Jawa #11

Meriadoc Brandybuck

Oin

Gloin

Balin

The Wasp

Hobbit #1

Pony #1-3

Nazgul #3

Nazgul #3's horse

Nazgul #3's Fell Beast

Troll #1-6

Evil Dwarf #1-6

Balrog #3 & 4

Fremen #52-57

Thufir Hawat

Bene Gesserit #1 & 2

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-4

Jedi Padawan #34-36, & 40

Honored Matre #1-2

New Sisterhood #1-2

Jedi Guardian #4

Duncan Idaho Ghola #5

Mentat #1

Ginaz Swordsmen #11-16

Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6

G.W. Bridge

Kylun

Spider Ham

Black Knight

Simmell

Scrimmell

Ratts Tyrelle

Hammer Bros. #11-16

Death Bringer

Capt. N

Duke

Pit

Mouser

Stratos

Michelle Dessler

Tony Almeda

Flint Fireforge

Purple Dragon #13-14

Griffin #11-16

Tybalt

Treasure Troll #1-2

Jinx

Skimmell

Chucky

Bride of Chucky

Darth Yardigan (Sith Lord #3)

Jedi Padawan #32A & 33A (formerly Jedi Youngling 32 & 33)

Wicked Witch of the East

Dave Goverde

Pete Clamenza

Gobo

Mokey

Dozer #8 & 9

Quick Kick

Smurf #1 & 2

Carlos Chiappe

Jedi Master #33A-35A (formerly Jedi Knight #33-35)

Ewok #41-46

Dark Jedi Master #13A-16A (formerly Dark Jedi #13-16)

Dark Jedi Master #12-13

Suk Doctor #19

Velociraptor #21-23

Vampire #100

Dwarf #1-2

Haldir

Beachcomber

Super Battle Droid #1 & 2

Murbella

Blue Devil

Blue Wizard #2

Salacious B. Crumb

Nightsister Sith Witch #2, 7, & 20

Samurai #20

Bultar Swan

Galadriel

Goro

Widdle Wade

Ryu

Ken

Chun Li

Kintaro

Paploo

Gas Gopher

Avian #1

Mas

Menos

Astra

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Carla from Cheers

Assistant Coaches: Dean Cain & Terri Hatcher

Cubby

Nick Nack

Ralph

Duncan Idaho (child)

Norm Peterson

Cliff Claven

Bumblebee

Kitana

Thorin

Qui Gonn Jinn's Spirit

N.S.-5 #35 & 36

Dark Jedi Master #17A & 18A (formerly Dark Jedi #17 & 18)

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #5 & 6

New Sisterhood #3 & 4

Ent Wife #1

Centaur #1-6

Avian #3-5

What happend in the locker room:
It’s been a busy off-season for the Brotherhood’s locker room. Jedi Padawans #17-20 all rose to the rank of Jedi Knight. Head Coach Alexander the Great also saw Jedi Knights #33-35 ascend to Jedi Masters. But with these promotions, many Jedi are without Padawans. Oppo Rancisis and Jedi Master #33A have taken the grown Younglings as their Padawans. Toad and Toad got into a scuffle as to who was the more “Toady” in a fight. During that fight, Treasure troll was stepped on and killed. (Toad won by the way.) Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan and Asajj Ventress have been secretly meeting with the Dark Side Acolytes and Dark Side Adepts, while Dark Jedi Master #13 and Dark Jedi Master #13A have found a unique bond between them. Mr. Mxyzptlk and Nosyarg Kcid caused a bit of ruckus when they magically released all six of the Brotherhood’s Trolls and their three Velociraptors. The Green Lanterns were able to pen the beasts, but not before Ginaz Swordsman #11, Dwarf #2, Mokey, and Hammer Bros. #16 all were killed by the animals. The two Fifth Dimension Imps had a good laugh over this. With the expansion of the League, the Brotherhood stands to make a pretty good run at this year’s Playoffs.

Built Ford Tough

Head Coach: Sparky Anderson

Assistant Coaches: Ewok #75 & Treasure Troll #26

Protected Roster

Han Solo

Chewbacca

Indiana Jones

Jack Ryan

Harrison Ford

USAgent

Wilt

Barry Sanders

Beta Ray Bill

Capt. Jack Harkness

Gwen Cooper

Dr. Owen Harper

Toshiko Sato

Ianto Jones

Aslan

Bill

Bud

Deadly Viper Assasin Squad

Prof. Snape

The Flaming Carrot

Power Man

Iron Fist

Serious Black

Star Sapphire

Fantastic Max

FX

AB

Grapple

Cowboy Curtis

Archie the Octospider

Andrew jackson Libby

E. Honda

Dr. Who

Darkwing Duck

Steve Mcqueen

Mr. T

Moltar

John Connor

Paul McCartney

John Lennon

George Harrison

Ringo Starr

Joey

Pacy

Dawson

Strong Guy

Solid Snake

Veronica mars

Keith Mars

Weevil

Ellie

Katie

Benjy

Diego

Baby Jaguar

Ancient Sith Lord #8-14

Mandalorian #6-10

Sardakaur #1

Unprotected Roster

Scout Trooper #1-33

Sardakaur #2-12

Failed Jedi #4-10

Arachnid (book version) #1-50

Sand Trooper #1-25

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Failed Jedi #1

Assistant Coaches: Failed jedi #2 & 3

Empty

The Built Ford Tough squad got off to a rough start, but for their first year in the league actually surpassed the expectations of many. For a team that lacks depth they do have some talent that definitely was showcased during season 2 and will probably be more apparent in Season 3 with the new expansion. The Arachnids proved very useful during the last season, but they aren't exactly safe to have in the locker room, which is how Ewok #75, Sand Troopers #5 & 15, & Scout Troopers #2, 14, & 27 were all dealt deaths. The team's Sith Lords have been patiently trying to turn the Failed Jedi to the Dark Side of the force, giving them a quick and easy path to the power that they were unable to completely attain through Jedi training. Some of them have shown that they have more powerful resistance abilities and Jedi order loyalties to this than expected, but others have been amazingly receptive.

P.S. This team doesn't have alot of money and Fantastic Max and Diego go thru diapers pretty quick, so if you could give them a hand with some extra Pampers, it would be appreciated.

Team S.P.

Head Coach: Alexander Luthor

Assitant Coaches: Herman Munster & Grandpa Munster

Protected List

Brood Alien #1-5

War Skrull #1-5

Ultron

Namor

Dr. Strange

Cyclops

Jean Grey

Ice Man

Beast

Angel

Mimic

Black Manta

Brainiac

Travis Bickle

Kilowag

Rorschach

Aspen

Vampirella

Bullseye

Enchantress

Vision

Blockbuster

Mothra

Dirty Harry Calahan

Snake Pliskin

Super Skrull

Baron Mordo

Mr. Joshua

Bill the Butcher

Jubilee

Kazar

Zabu

Deathbird

Blink

Giant Man

Unus the Untouchable

Dr. Manhattan

The Comedian

Ozymandias

Nite Owl (2)

Capt. Metropolis

Silk Spectre (2)

Master Mind

Capt. Boomerang

Binary

Brood Queen

Cloak

Dagger

Roy Batty

Francis Beggbee

Black Cat

Kahn

Elektra

Banshee

Thunderbird

Biff Tannon

The Smoking Man

Norman Rockwell

The bad guy from Scanners

The Flash (Golden Age)

Spider Woman

Kang the Conqueror

Quicksilver

Unprotected Roster

Namor's Griffin

Stick

Skrull #23-50

Compsagnathid #29-90

Navy Sailor #1-30

Xenomorph #1-54

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Lily Munster

Assistant Coaches: Eddie Munster & Marilyn Munster

Xenomorph #56-84

It was a fairly dissapointing season for Team S.P., having made quite a few moves to improve during the Season 2 draft but not making the play-offs when they had in Season 1. The weakness of The Bryan Beckerman division as oppossed to The Ryan Poteracki division made it difficult to secure a play-off spot, but after this years expansion, Team S.P. may find themselves on the top of the heap once again (even though it would be very difficult to win the division, being stuck with both The Backyardigans and The Abomitrons to compete with). The Brood Queen has taken control of not only her own Brood but of all The Xenomorphs as well which has made the rest of the team section off about two thirds of their headquarters as "Alien territory". Several deaths occurred when Team S.P. members wandered into the area, these were SHIELD Agent # 4, Navy Sailor #14, Skrull #49, and Compy's #30, 34, 56, & 80. Other than that Alexander Luthor with the help of the Munsters, Cyclops, & Brainiac run a pretty tight ship which keeps in house problems to a minimum.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Head Coach: King Leonidas


Assistant Coaches: Brock Sampson & Beatrix Kiddo

Protected Roster

The Maxx

Julie Winters

Doc Brown

Dobby

The Groovy Gang: Ted, Val, Patty, Sonny, & Groovy

Jay

Silent Bob

Forge

Bob: Agent of HYDRA

Agent X

Hellboy

Aunt May

Etrigan the Demon

Lobo

Guy Gardner

G'Nort

Howard the Duck

Booster Gold

Kyle Raynor

Ted Nugent

Sandworm #1-5

Hawkman

Hawkgirl

Batgirl

The Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, & Suchi

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Zach, Billy, Trini, & Kimberly

Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby

Mecha Godzilla

Rancor #1 & 2

Ewok #5-8

The Power Puff Girls: Blossom, Bubbles, & Buttercup

The Technobots: Scattershot, Lightspeed, Strafe, Nosecone, & Afterburn

Ron Popeil

Scarlet Witch

Starro

Grimlock

Dark Claw

Lobo the Duck

Unprotected Roster

Sarah Palin

Sandworm #6-13

Jedi Master #20

Ginaz Swordsmen #10

Greedo

Dorf

Jedi Padawan #39A & 40A (formerly Jedi Youngling #39 & 40)

Shatterstar

Hydro-Man

Lourne Michaels

Ewok #9-40

Marine #3-70

Suzanne

(Brain Damaged) Beowolf

Jawa #1-10

Ham Salad

Chinchilla the Wookie Monster

Hans Gruber

Jaroth

Speedy Gonzalez

Judge Dredd

Clone Trooper #26-71

Brak

Fluke Starbuster

Alf

Steven Segal

Jonny Rico

Ematejoca

Navy SEAL Chief #10

Nav y SEAL #28-32

Rosholas

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Shazam

Assistant Coaches: Caramon & Raistlin Majere

Marine #71-100

Jedi Master #20 has taken the former Jedi Youngling #39 as his padawan learner while the former Youngling #40 has been taken as a padawan by Fluke Starbuster. Marine #36 & Clone Trooper's #29 & 58 all were dealt deaths while on Sandworm feeding duty, but despite this, having the Sandworms around has been more than beneficial for the team as they are now all highly addicted to the spice melange, giving the entire team hightened awareness and amazing reflexes, not to mention extended life (Due to their extreme spice addictions since the very beginning of the league, Ron Popeil, Guy Gardner, & the entire Mystery Inc. gang have all been gifted with one more life, that even the mighty Watchers have been unable to remove). Ewoks #10, 15, & 38, along with Jawas #2 & 8 were all eaten by Rancors at some point, but nobody has any details because for the most part it went unnoticed. King Leonidas is confident that Season 3 will bring good things to the Murderflies and believes that their chances of making the play-offs for the first time this year are very good.

The Syracuse Valley

Head Coach: Mcgruff the Crime Dog





Assistant Coaches: Agamemnon & Menelaus of Greece

Protected Roster

Omega Red

Darth Techno

Leonardo

Raphael

Nightcrawler

Star Fox

Sonic the Hedgehog

Bossk

Splinter

Xenomorph #91-100

Dash Rendar

Leebo

Knuckles

(movie) Megatron

(movie) Starscream

(movie) Jazz

Sub-Zero

Rayden

(movie) Frenzy

Mr. Game & Watch

Squawk Talk

Beast Box

overkill

Slugfest

Shang Tsung

Wonder Boy

Baby Nightcrawler

Rayne

Kid Thunder

Wald

Beavis

Butthead

Buttchunk

Guille

Sockpin

Wingnut

Screwloose

Crasher

Rob Bartlett

Doogle

Jedi Guardian #3

Jedi Padawan #37

Scooter

Darth Rave

Moritanti Soldier #1

Navy Sailor #60

Kree Soldier #1

Balrog #5

Little Goomba #4

The Egg Plant Wizard

Hammer Bros. #3

Boomerang Bros. #1

Fire Bros. #3

Giant Hammer Bros. #1

Jonny Cage

Jax

Kid Chameleon

Game Boy

Wart

Mappy

Homer Simpaon

Unprotected Roster

Hammer Bros. #4-10

Boomerang Bros. #2-10

Fire Bros. #3-10

Giant Hammer Bros. #2-10

Little Goomba #5-63

Kree Soldier #2-44

U.S. Navy Sailor #61-93

Moritani Soldier #2-12

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Sam Malone

Assistant Coaches: Frank the Tank & The Dude from Quackers

Gordon Barbo

Black Lightning

Bran

Glass Joe

Pitfall Harry

Jimmy Lee

King Hippo

Kree Soldier #45-50

U.S. Navy Sailor #94-99

Moritani Soldier #13-15

(movie) Megatron has secured his place as the unofficial leader of The Syracuse Valley and has done a pretty good job of turning them into a fighting force to be reckoned with. Head Coach Mcgruff, though not much of a tactician has also done a pretty decent job of keeping the team's spirits up. Despite unprecedented lossses to The FFL Graveyard last season, The Valley did manage to pull off some more wins and to put together a decent season (especially in comparison to their 9 straight losses in Season 1). Jedi Padawan #37's training is progressing rather well under the tutelage of Jedi Guardian #3, while the Sith Lord Darth Rave has become a powerful warrior who is working tirelessly to train Darth Techno in the ways of the dark side. Star Fox on the other hand has been put in charge of the team's pilot corps, and has also become pretty good with Darth Maul's old double bladed lightsaber, despite the fact that he has no force powers. It is no secret that this team will have to have a good draft just to fill the spots that have been emptied do to the massive amount of deaths they experienced, but they have high hopes for a winning season. Three Little Goombas were accidentally stepped on by Transformers during the off-season (#5, 9, & 60). While Rob Bartlett proved his fighting prowess when he got into a scrum with Navy Sailor #64 who unfortunetely did not make it out of the incident alive. The team was very impressed with Bartlett's new found fighting skills (even after they found out that the sailor had a blood alcohol level of .26 and could barely hold his click clack). Moritani Soldier #2 was also dealt a death when a huge hammer was "accidentally" dropped on his head by Giant Hammer Bros. #1 after he made a brief video making fun of the Hammer bros. and their cousins inability to get the job done in the last 2 seasons.

George Washington's Slaves

Head Coach: George Washington
Assistant Coaches: Robert E. Lee & William Wallace

Protected Roster

Yoda

Optimus Prime

Jason Bourne

Cosmos

Colossus

Sauron

Capt. Kirk

T-1ooo

Loki

Adm. Ackbar

Santa Claus

Rudolf

Cade Skywalker

Jedi master #14-19

Martian manhunter

Sonny (I-Robot)

Sandworm #15-20

Agen Kolar

Darth Plaguis

Super Soldier

Dare the Terminator

Connor McLeod

Ben Skywalker

Sypho Diaz

Cassandra Nova

Amazo

Patrichlus

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Dormamu

Frank Martin

Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez

Windcharger

Ajax Major

Hound

Jabba the Hutt

Sarumon

Golum

Sgt. Marcus Fenix

Dominic Santiago

Augustus Cole

Damon Baird

Bronze Dragon #20

Cthulu

Wedge Antilles

King Kong

Red Dragon #10

Rocky Balboa

Shaak Ti

Frankenstein's Monster

Capt. Bicard

Mr. Miracle

Inspector Gadget

Duncan Idaho Ghola #7

Kyle Reese

Corbin Dallas

Yoshi

John Connor

Simon Phoenix

Scorpion

Spongebob Squarepants

Unprotected Roster

Fidel Castro

Sayid Jarrah

Saladin

Fizzle

Sgt. Slaughter

Red Dog

Mercer

Taurus

Dasher

Dancer

Prancer

Vixen

Comet

Cupid

Donner

Blitzen

Bebop

Rocksteady

Jedi Master #2-13

Suk Doctor #1

Navy SEAL Chief #8 & 9

Navy SEAL #21-25, & 27

Crash Bandicoot

Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #7 - 18

Ginaz Swordsmen #1-9, & 17-19

R5-D4

Bender Bending Rodrriguez

Cave Dump

Starship Trooper #1-30

Tank

Dozer

Zack Morris

A.C. Slater

Samuel "Screech" Powers

Jesse Spano

Lisa Turtle

Kelly Kapowski

Huckleberry Hound

Sonny Chiba

Mad Eye Moonie

Moe

Larry

Curly

Jedi Padawan #1A-23A, & 31A (formerly Jedi Youngling #1-23, & 31)

Ninja #1-15

Metroid #19 & 20

Gonzo

Kamilla

Wild Man #1-6

Fell Beast #1-6

Marty Mcfly

Beowolf

Ben Linus

Gargamel

Azrael

Uncle Buck

N.S.-5 #39 & 40

Fred Weasely

George Weasely

Taki

Zorack

Stinkor

Barney Fife

Andy Taylor

Stonewall Jackson

Tony the Tiger

Bilbo Baggins

Bart Simpson

Bill Rieser

Lance Bean

Crimmell

Darkman

Wesley Willis

Jack Daniels

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Bill Clinton

Assistant Coaches: Ryan Burke & Ron Jeremy

Jerry Seinfeld

Elaine Benus

George Castanza

Cosmo Kramer

Dave Seville

Alvin

Simon

Theodore (Du Du du-du-du-dute)

Peter Griffin

Stewie Griffin

Brian Griffin

Lois Griffin

Meg Griffin

Chris Griffin

Hillary Clinton

Suk Doctor #2-4

Fell Beast #7-10

Jedi Padawan #24A-30A (formerly Jedi Youngling #24-30)

The feelings are very mixed and the emotions still run high after The Slaves very successful season, yet disappointing loss in The Universe Bowl to The Horsemen of Apokolips. They lost many friends to the Graveyard but the team is still a solid one and will no doubt still be a force to be reckoned with come Season 3. The Slaves 31, Yoda trained Jedi Younglings have all progressed to the next step and are prepared to continue their training as Padawans. Yoda himself has taken on Jedi Padawan #1A, who was given the deceased Jedi Master #1's lightsasber as a keepsake and reward for finishing at the top of his class. Jedi Master Ki Adi Mundi's lightsaber was given to Santa Claus who has been practicing with it during the off-season. In a very unorthodox move, Old St. Nick also took Jedi Padawan #2A as an apprentice. Jedi Master #2 took Padawan #31A. Jedi Master #3-13 took Jedi Padawan #3A-13A. Jedi Master #14 took Padawan #23A. Jedi Master #15 took #20A. Jedi Master #16 & 17 took Padawans #16A & 17A. Jedi Masters #18 & 19 took Padawans #21A & 22A. Cade Skywalker took Padawan #13A. Ben Skywalkwer took Padawan #14A. Sypho Diaz took Padawan #15A. Shaak Ti took Padawan #18A. Jedi Padawans #24A-30A are patiently awaiting a Jedi to take them as a Padawan or to be traded to a team who has the Jedi manpower to train them while Jedi Padawan #19A has been secretly training with the apprenticeless Darth Plaguis as a Dark Side Akolyte. This chain of events led to the in house death of Jedi Padawan #26A, but this event was quickly covered up by the Sith Lord. Navy SEAL # 23 was dealt a death when he foolishly challenged Scorpion to some one on one Kombat as was Starship Trooper #6 when he reminded Amazo of his not so amazing latter half play-off performance. The only other in house death took place when Suk Doctor #2 showed up for Fidel Castro's weekly check-up and was accidentally stepped on by Cthulu. Several of Jimmy Nuetron's existing inventions are still being utilized by the team while Senior Jedi Master Yoda was chosen by the Green Lantern Ring of Arisia to wield it in defense of his team.