The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Head Coach: Alexander the Great



Assistant Coaches: Kurt Houslander & Alan Keyes

Protected Roster

Mr. Mxytplk

Magneto

Mighty Mouse

Usagio Yojimbo

Katma Tui

Count Dooku

Asajj Ventress

Ch'p

Psylocke

(original) Duncan Idaho

Link

Quasar

Tom Bombadil

Nightwing

Thundercracker

Omega Supreme

Superboy

Green Lantern #3

Oppo Rancisis

Adam Warlock

Beppo the Super Monkey

Nosyarg Kcid (Larry)

Bat-Mite

Mike Troup

Gamera

Squirtle

Ryachu

X-23

Rogue

Smart Grimlock

Aayla Secura

R.O.B. the Robot

Bontu Sitmus

Artie

Leach

Amantia

Larvox

Liu Kang

Bill Kelly

Pythona

Mighty Mousette

Durge

Bub

Bob

Richie Rich

Mangy Mouse

Allia Atredies

Toad

Toad

Megalon

Air Zonk

Hermes

Stilgar

Robert Muldoon

Longshot

Wonder Man

Shia Lebeuf

Aurra Sing

Wheely

Power Glide

Radaghast

Salack

Speedy

Kermit the Frog

Power Dump

Ttanus

Adi Gallia

Kid Flash

Baby Wolverine

Sky Warp

Unprotected Roster

Buchephalus

Dr. Ub'x

Peppermint Patti

Marci

Widget

Air Zimmel

Lolo

Papa Smurf

Gwildore

Wicket W. Warrick

Green Dragon #27

Gold Dragon #3-8

Silver Dragon #16 & 17

Twisted Mentat #2

Little Goomba #64

Jedi Knight #17A-20A (formerly Jedi Padawan #17-20)

Dark Side Akolyte #1-6

Dark Side Adept #1-6

Jawa #11

Meriadoc Brandybuck

Oin

Gloin

Balin

The Wasp

Hobbit #1

Pony #1-3

Nazgul #3

Nazgul #3's horse

Nazgul #3's Fell Beast

Troll #1-6

Evil Dwarf #1-6

Balrog #3 & 4

Fremen #52-57

Thufir Hawat

Bene Gesserit #1 & 2

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-4

Jedi Padawan #34-36, & 40

Honored Matre #1-2

New Sisterhood #1-2

Jedi Guardian #4

Duncan Idaho Ghola #5

Mentat #1

Ginaz Swordsmen #11-16

Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6

G.W. Bridge

Kylun

Spider Ham

Black Knight

Simmell

Scrimmell

Ratts Tyrelle

Hammer Bros. #11-16

Death Bringer

Capt. N

Duke

Pit

Mouser

Stratos

Michelle Dessler

Tony Almeda

Flint Fireforge

Purple Dragon #13-14

Griffin #11-16

Tybalt

Treasure Troll #1-2

Jinx

Skimmell

Chucky

Bride of Chucky

Darth Yardigan (Sith Lord #3)

Jedi Padawan #32A & 33A (formerly Jedi Youngling 32 & 33)

Wicked Witch of the East

Dave Goverde

Pete Clamenza

Gobo

Mokey

Dozer #8 & 9

Quick Kick

Smurf #1 & 2

Carlos Chiappe

Jedi Master #33A-35A (formerly Jedi Knight #33-35)

Ewok #41-46

Dark Jedi Master #13A-16A (formerly Dark Jedi #13-16)

Dark Jedi Master #12-13

Suk Doctor #19

Velociraptor #21-23

Vampire #100

Dwarf #1-2

Haldir

Beachcomber

Super Battle Droid #1 & 2

Murbella

Blue Devil

Blue Wizard #2

Salacious B. Crumb

Nightsister Sith Witch #2, 7, & 20

Samurai #20

Bultar Swan

Galadriel

Goro

Widdle Wade

Ryu

Ken

Chun Li

Kintaro

Paploo

Gas Gopher

Avian #1

Mas

Menos

Astra

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Carla from Cheers

Assistant Coaches: Dean Cain & Terri Hatcher

Cubby

Nick Nack

Ralph

Duncan Idaho (child)

Norm Peterson

Cliff Claven

Bumblebee

Kitana

Thorin

Qui Gonn Jinn's Spirit

N.S.-5 #35 & 36

Dark Jedi Master #17A & 18A (formerly Dark Jedi #17 & 18)

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #5 & 6

New Sisterhood #3 & 4

Ent Wife #1

Centaur #1-6

Avian #3-5

What happend in the locker room:
It’s been a busy off-season for the Brotherhood’s locker room. Jedi Padawans #17-20 all rose to the rank of Jedi Knight. Head Coach Alexander the Great also saw Jedi Knights #33-35 ascend to Jedi Masters. But with these promotions, many Jedi are without Padawans. Oppo Rancisis and Jedi Master #33A have taken the grown Younglings as their Padawans. Toad and Toad got into a scuffle as to who was the more “Toady” in a fight. During that fight, Treasure troll was stepped on and killed. (Toad won by the way.) Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan and Asajj Ventress have been secretly meeting with the Dark Side Acolytes and Dark Side Adepts, while Dark Jedi Master #13 and Dark Jedi Master #13A have found a unique bond between them. Mr. Mxyzptlk and Nosyarg Kcid caused a bit of ruckus when they magically released all six of the Brotherhood’s Trolls and their three Velociraptors. The Green Lanterns were able to pen the beasts, but not before Ginaz Swordsman #11, Dwarf #2, Mokey, and Hammer Bros. #16 all were killed by the animals. The two Fifth Dimension Imps had a good laugh over this. With the expansion of the League, the Brotherhood stands to make a pretty good run at this year’s Playoffs.