Assistant Coaches: Agamemnon & Menelaus of Greece
Protected Roster
Omega Red
Darth Techno
Leonardo
Raphael
Nightcrawler
Star Fox
Sonic the Hedgehog
Bossk
Splinter
Xenomorph #91-100
Dash Rendar
Leebo
Knuckles
(movie) Megatron
(movie) Starscream
(movie) Jazz
Sub-Zero
Rayden
(movie) Frenzy
Mr. Game & Watch
Squawk Talk
Beast Box
overkill
Slugfest
Shang Tsung
Wonder Boy
Baby Nightcrawler
Rayne
Kid Thunder
Wald
Beavis
Butthead
Buttchunk
Guille
Sockpin
Wingnut
Screwloose
Crasher
Rob Bartlett
Doogle
Jedi Guardian #3
Jedi Padawan #37
Scooter
Darth Rave
Moritanti Soldier #1
Navy Sailor #60
Kree Soldier #1
Balrog #5
Little Goomba #4
The Egg Plant Wizard
Hammer Bros. #3
Boomerang Bros. #1
Fire Bros. #3
Giant Hammer Bros. #1
Jonny Cage
Jax
Kid Chameleon
Game Boy
Wart
Mappy
Homer Simpaon
Unprotected Roster
Hammer Bros. #4-10
Boomerang Bros. #2-10
Fire Bros. #3-10
Giant Hammer Bros. #2-10
Little Goomba #5-63
Kree Soldier #2-44
U.S. Navy Sailor #61-93
Moritani Soldier #2-12
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Sam Malone
Assistant Coaches: Frank the Tank & The Dude from Quackers
Gordon Barbo
Black Lightning
Bran
Glass Joe
Pitfall Harry
Jimmy Lee
King Hippo
Kree Soldier #45-50
U.S. Navy Sailor #94-99
Moritani Soldier #13-15
(movie) Megatron has secured his place as the unofficial leader of The Syracuse Valley and has done a pretty good job of turning them into a fighting force to be reckoned with. Head Coach Mcgruff, though not much of a tactician has also done a pretty decent job of keeping the team's spirits up. Despite unprecedented lossses to The FFL Graveyard last season, The Valley did manage to pull off some more wins and to put together a decent season (especially in comparison to their 9 straight losses in Season 1). Jedi Padawan #37's training is progressing rather well under the tutelage of Jedi Guardian #3, while the Sith Lord Darth Rave has become a powerful warrior who is working tirelessly to train Darth Techno in the ways of the dark side. Star Fox on the other hand has been put in charge of the team's pilot corps, and has also become pretty good with Darth Maul's old double bladed lightsaber, despite the fact that he has no force powers. It is no secret that this team will have to have a good draft just to fill the spots that have been emptied do to the massive amount of deaths they experienced, but they have high hopes for a winning season. Three Little Goombas were accidentally stepped on by Transformers during the off-season (#5, 9, & 60). While Rob Bartlett proved his fighting prowess when he got into a scrum with Navy Sailor #64 who unfortunetely did not make it out of the incident alive. The team was very impressed with Bartlett's new found fighting skills (even after they found out that the sailor had a blood alcohol level of .26 and could barely hold his click clack). Moritani Soldier #2 was also dealt a death when a huge hammer was "accidentally" dropped on his head by Giant Hammer Bros. #1 after he made a brief video making fun of the Hammer bros. and their cousins inability to get the job done in the last 2 seasons.
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