Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Syracuse Valley

Head Coach: Mcgruff the Crime Dog





Assistant Coaches: Agamemnon & Menelaus of Greece











Protected Roster










Omega Red




Darth Techno




Leonardo




Raphael




Nightcrawler




Star Fox




Sonic the Hedgehog




Bossk




Splinter




Xenomorph #91-100




Dash Rendar




Leebo




Knuckles




(movie) Megatron




(movie) Starscream




(movie) Jazz




Sub-Zero




Rayden




(movie) Frenzy




Mr. Game & Watch




Squawk Talk




Beast Box




overkill




Slugfest




Shang Tsung




Wonder Boy




Baby Nightcrawler




Rayne




Kid Thunder




Wald




Beavis




Butthead




Buttchunk




Guille




Sockpin




Wingnut




Screwloose




Crasher




Rob Bartlett




Doogle




Jedi Guardian #3




Jedi Padawan #37




Scooter




Darth Rave




Moritanti Soldier #1




Navy Sailor #60




Kree Soldier #1




Balrog #5




Little Goomba #4




The Egg Plant Wizard




Hammer Bros. #3




Boomerang Bros. #1




Fire Bros. #3




Giant Hammer Bros. #1




Jonny Cage




Jax




Kid Chameleon




Game Boy




Wart




Mappy




Homer Simpaon








Unprotected Roster








Hammer Bros. #4-10




Boomerang Bros. #2-10




Fire Bros. #3-10




Giant Hammer Bros. #2-10




Little Goomba #5-63




Kree Soldier #2-44




U.S. Navy Sailor #61-93




Moritani Soldier #2-12








Practice Squad








Head Coach: Sam Malone




Assistant Coaches: Frank the Tank & The Dude from Quackers








Gordon Barbo




Black Lightning




Bran




Glass Joe




Pitfall Harry




Jimmy Lee




King Hippo




Kree Soldier #45-50




U.S. Navy Sailor #94-99




Moritani Soldier #13-15











(movie) Megatron has secured his place as the unofficial leader of The Syracuse Valley and has done a pretty good job of turning them into a fighting force to be reckoned with. Head Coach Mcgruff, though not much of a tactician has also done a pretty decent job of keeping the team's spirits up. Despite unprecedented lossses to The FFL Graveyard last season, The Valley did manage to pull off some more wins and to put together a decent season (especially in comparison to their 9 straight losses in Season 1). Jedi Padawan #37's training is progressing rather well under the tutelage of Jedi Guardian #3, while the Sith Lord Darth Rave has become a powerful warrior who is working tirelessly to train Darth Techno in the ways of the dark side. Star Fox on the other hand has been put in charge of the team's pilot corps, and has also become pretty good with Darth Maul's old double bladed lightsaber, despite the fact that he has no force powers. It is no secret that this team will have to have a good draft just to fill the spots that have been emptied do to the massive amount of deaths they experienced, but they have high hopes for a winning season. Three Little Goombas were accidentally stepped on by Transformers during the off-season (#5, 9, & 60). While Rob Bartlett proved his fighting prowess when he got into a scrum with Navy Sailor #64 who unfortunetely did not make it out of the incident alive. The team was very impressed with Bartlett's new found fighting skills (even after they found out that the sailor had a blood alcohol level of .26 and could barely hold his click clack). Moritani Soldier #2 was also dealt a death when a huge hammer was "accidentally" dropped on his head by Giant Hammer Bros. #1 after he made a brief video making fun of the Hammer bros. and their cousins inability to get the job done in the last 2 seasons.

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