Friday, May 7, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Weapon Transfers
The weapons that have been won as prizes can be found in the comment section of each match, but do to the busy middle of the season I have slightly fallen behind on weapon transfers do to deaths. I believe that these are all of them, but if there is one that you know I missed, then please bring it to my attention. These are leftover from Week 6, these weapon transfers will typically be in the comment section as well.
The Syracuse Valley
-(movie) Frenzy's lightsaber went to AFC Blinkie (cost is plus 3 on his own, no extra cost when played with the rest of the crew of The Righteous Indignation)
-Rob Bartlett's halberd went to Willy Duwitt
Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Arwen Evenstar's sword (Hadafang) went to Aragorn son of Arathorn
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
-Kwame's earth ring went to the environmentally aware Velma.
-Wheeler's wind ring went to Hawkwoman.
-Linka's water ring went to the inventor of the pocket fisherman Ron Popeil.
-Gi's fire ring went to Guy Gardner (because he needed another ring).
-Ma Ti's heart ring went to the lovely Sarah Palin.
-With their powers combined they still have the ability to form Capt. Planet.
The Syracuse Valley
-(movie) Frenzy's lightsaber went to AFC Blinkie (cost is plus 3 on his own, no extra cost when played with the rest of the crew of The Righteous Indignation)
-Rob Bartlett's halberd went to Willy Duwitt
Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Arwen Evenstar's sword (Hadafang) went to Aragorn son of Arathorn
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
-Kwame's earth ring went to the environmentally aware Velma.
-Wheeler's wind ring went to Hawkwoman.
-Linka's water ring went to the inventor of the pocket fisherman Ron Popeil.
-Gi's fire ring went to Guy Gardner (because he needed another ring).
-Ma Ti's heart ring went to the lovely Sarah Palin.
-With their powers combined they still have the ability to form Capt. Planet.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. Le'Napoleon Brigade
“One of the city's landmarks is the Delta Bessborough Hotel, known to locals as the Bez. Built by the Canadian National Railway, it was among the last railway hotels to be started before the Great Depression of the 1930s brought their era to a close. Although the building was completed in 1932, it did not open its doors until 1935 due to the Depression.”
I look to the teams which will do battle in the frigid region of Saskatoon. They are as follows:
The Midgets: Magneto and Toad, Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan, Asajj Ventress, Psylocke, Superboy, Wonder Man, Aurra Sing w/ Capt. Power, Maj. Hawk Masterson and Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker in The Outlaw, Adam Warlock, Gamera, Megalon, Baby Wolverine, X-23, Rogue, Aayla Secura, Durge, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Acolyte #1, Mighty Mouse, Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott's Podracer, Gobo Fraggle, Moky and Zombie Ewok #2.
Le' Brigade: Obi Wan Kenobi, Jedi Masters #1A-7A, Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho "Kwisatz Haderach" Ghola #12, Lara Croft, Duncan Idaho Ghola #2, Allia Atreides Ghola, Modulok, Jania Solo, Stass Allie, Jetfire and Jetstorm, Yellow Ring Guy Gardner (w/ a red lantern ring), (golden age) Wonder Woman, Silver Dragons #6-9, Penguin, Red Lantern #2, Anakin Solo, Atreides Soldier #1 and Atrocitus.
Let the Battle begin. . .
Delta Bessborough Hotel
Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott’s Podracer flies through the city. Silver Dragons #6-9 soar at the Podracer. Silver Dragon #6 uses paralyzation gas on Ratts, while Silver Dragons #7-9 hit the racer with cones of cold. Tyrelle cannot move and the Podracer is frozen. The vehicle careens out of control and crashes into the Delta Bessborough Hotel. Ratts Tyrelle is killed. Gamera and Megalon fly into the scene. Gamera breaths its plasma fireballs and kills Silver Dragons #6-7. Megalon shoots napalm bombs from its mouth and kills Silver Dragons #8-9.
Spadina Crescent
Zombie Ewok #2 rushes at the Penguin. As Zombie Ewok #2 is about to bite Penguin, the Batman villain uses a trick umbrella to blow Zombie Ewok #2’s head off. As Penguin waddles along, he is jumped on by Toad. Before Penguin can react, Toad uses his tongue to trip Penguin, who drops his umbrella. The Penguin is undone by his own device as Toad kills him with the umbrella.
University Bridge
Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan, Asajj Ventress, Aayla Secura, Nightsister Sith Witch #2 and Dark Side Acolyte #1 face Stass Allie, Obi Wan Kenobi, Jaina Solo, Anakin Solo, and Jedi Masters #1A-7A on the bridge. The snap-hisses of the ignited lightsabers temporarily drown out the flowing waters below. Jedi Masters #1A-3A rush at Dark Side Acolyte #1 and easily dispatch with same. Nightsister Sith Witch #2 expels her force lightning at Jedi Masters #4A-6A. The brunt of the lightning strikes Jedi Master #4A, who succumbs to the electricity shooting through his veins. Jedi Masters #5A and 6A, in response (not in “revenge” since Jedi do not take revenge) take out Nightsister Sith Witch #2. Darth Yardigan easily slices through the much younger Anakin Solo. Aayla Secura bests Stass Allie. Ventress’ skill with two lightsabers are more than a match for Jaina Solo. Dooku, Ventress and Secura combine their skills to destroy the remaining Jedi Masters. Darth Yardigan faces Obi Wan Kenobi.
Yardigan: Today will be a day long remembered. It will see the death of Kenobi and soon the fall of the Brigade.
Obi Wan Kenobi: That’s your uncle talking.
Yardigan: Uncle. Uncle? That’s the word you’re going to say just before I kill you- Uncle!
A pitched battle ensues between Yardigan and Kenobi. Kenobi stabs Yardigan through the chest and Yardigan falls. Kenobi stands over the Sith Lord. He quickly turns around to see Dooku, Ventress and Secura rush him. All three kill the Master Jedi.
University Campus
Baby Wolverine and X-23 face Atreides Soldier #1 and Lara Croft. Lara Croft uses her lithe skills to avoid the first slashes of X-23. Croft unloads her weapons into X-23. Although X-23 falls, her regenerative healing factor kicks in. As Croft hovers over X-23 to take a kill shot, X-23 lashes out and rips her stomach apart. Croft falls dead. Baby Wolverine jumps on Atreides Soldier #1 and slashes his face repeatedly. Eventually, Baby Wolverine strikes Atreides Soldier #1’s carotid artery and he dies.
Above Saskatoon John G. Diefinbaker International Airport
Red Lantern #2 and Atrocitus fly into the group which contains Superboy, Wonder Man and Mighty Mouse. Although Red Lantern #2 uses his ring powers, he cannot focus on both Superboy and Mighty Mouse at the same time. Red Lantern #2 is killed. Atrocitus fuels his alien rage to kill Wonder Man. Yellow Ring Guy Gardner (with red ring) joins Atrocitus and together, they obliterate Mighty Mouse. Adam Warlock and Rogue enter into the fray. Rogue flies behind Guy Gardner and absorbs his essence. As Gardner passes out, Warlock rips the rings off his fingers. While he uses the red ring, he gives the yellow ring to Rogue. Warlock and Rogue turn the rings on their original bearer and kill Gardner.
Jetfire and Jetstorm chase Aurra Sing, Capt. Power, Maj. Hawk Masterson and Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker in The Outlaw. The piloting skills of the Midget team brings about the destruction of Jetfire, but not without cost as the Outlaw becomes damaged beyond repair. All Outlaw occupants jettison to safety. As Jetstorm is about to fire upon them while they descend to the town below, Megalon and Gamera attack and destroy Jetstorm.
In the John G. Diefinbaker International Airport
Aurra Sing lands and joins with Durge in his fight against Modulok. Modulok’s keen skills and ultimate power manages to kill them both. Psylocke takes revenge and uses both her psychic katana and psi knife to slice apart and skewer Modulok.
Psylocke is then joined by Ventress and Secura, who have also arrived at the airport. They face Golden Age Wonder Woman and are victorious in their battle, although Secura loses her life in the process.
Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho "Kwisatz Haderach" Ghola #12, Duncan Idaho Ghola #2 and Allia Atreides Ghola fight the other Outlaw occupants- Capt. Power, Maj. Hawk Masterson and Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker. The entire Outlaw Power clan are killed, but manage to kill Allia Atreides Ghola too. Magneto, X-23, Toad, Dooku, Baby Wolverine, Gobo and Moky battle Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho "Kwisatz Haderach" Ghola #12 and Duncan Idaho Ghola #2. Although Toad, Gobo, Moky and Baby Wolverine are killed, the carnage left is not for the faint of heart.
Above the Airport
Atrocitus pushes himself to fight to his utmost ability. As a more experienced user of the ring, he kills the faux-ring bearers, Rogue and Warlock. Superboy manages to batter Atrocitus, who is then blasted by Megalon and eaten by Gamera.
The Midgets: Magneto, Count Dooku, X-23, Asajj Ventress, Gamera, Megalon, Psylocke and Superboy survive.
Le' Brigade: All dead.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs. The Abomitrons
“Saskatoon comes from the Cree inanimate noun misâskwatômina ‘saskatoon berries,’ which refers to the sweet, violet-coloured berry that grows in the area.”
I look to the teams which will do battle in the frigid region just outside of Saskatoon. They are as follows:
The Kennelz: Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Karnak, Gorgon, Crystal, Lockjaw, Maximus the Mad, Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss, The Haitian, The Matrix Twins (w/ lightsabers), Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Dark Jedi Masters #25A-33A, Daniel Larusso (w/ lightsaber).
The Abomitrons: Cyborg Superman, Capt. America on his motorcycle, Yaddle w/ Padawan #33, Blade, Hancock, Underdog, Cerberus (w/ a red lantern ring), Cyborg in an ornithopter, Abin Sur, Commander Cody w/ Kyle and Zachary Houslander and Bucky in a Seismic Tank, Capt. Rex w/ Phineas, Ferb and Perry in a Seismic Tank, Spider-boy in Spider Man's helicopter, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1, Robin in Tiger Heli Helper #2, Ultra Boy, Stryfe, Motaro, Iron Monger, Ben 10 Alien Force: Ben, Gwen and Kevin, Zombie Tails, Zombie Scooby Dumb and Naboo Soldier #2.
Let the battle begin. . .
Yaddle: Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?
Padawan #33: No, Sensei.
Yaddle: No mercy.
Padawan #33 attempts to sweep Larusso’s leg, but Larusso manages to avoid the Padawan’s move. In response to this diabolical deed, Larusso ignites his lightsaber. Padawan #33’s own blade comes to life. Larusso gains the upper hand due to his training under Mr. Miyagi. Padawan #33 hears Yaddle shout instructions during the duel.
Yaddle: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Padawan #33: No Master!
Yaddle: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Padawan #33: No Master!
Yaddle: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Padawan #33: No Master!
Padawan #33 is revved up by the words of Yaddle and storms after Larusso. Larusso avoids the slash of Padawan #33 and causes a large gash in Padwan #33’s side; Padawan #33’s body falls, mortally wounded.
Yaddle (looks to Larusso): Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
Yaddle rushes at Larusso and kills the Karate Kid. Dark Jedi Masters #25A-33A swarm Yaddle and slice the diminutive Jedi Council member apart.
Captain America rides his motorcycle into the Dark Jedi Masters and quickly throws his shield, which decapitates Dark Jedi Master #25A. As the shield flies back to its master, Dark Jedi Master #28A cuts it in half. Captain America sits on his motorcycle with his mouth agape. The patriot and vehicle race toward Dark Jedi Master #28A. Before he reaches his target, Captain America and his bike are cut down by Dark Jedi Masters #27A and 29A. Stryfe and Motaro arrive at the scene. Motaro kills Dark Jedi Master #33A, but is, in turn, killed by Dark Jedi Masters #30A and 32A. Stryfe wields his blade and combined with his mutant abilities, kills Dark Jedi Masters #26A and 32A. Stryfe is overwhelmed and skewered by surviving Dark Jedi Masters #27A-31A.
Naboo Soldier #2 smiles as he sees a young, warmly-dressed, cheerleader. He aims his gun at her and fires. Claire Bennett crumples to the ground. Bennett lies on the icy floor for a minute and slowly rises. Naboo Soldier #2 cannot believe his eyes and fires again. Bennett falls. As Naboo Soldier #2 focuses on what is to happen next, he hears a woman’s voice behind him.
Strauss: You really shouldn’t prey on young women. . .
Strauss touches Naboo Soldier #2 and freezes him into a Naboosicle. Bennett walks up to the soldier and strikes him in the head. Naboo Soldier #2 shatters.
The Seismic Tanks carry Commander Cody, Kyle and Zachary Houslander and Bucky in one and Captain Rex, Phineas, Ferb and Perry in the other. The Tanks eject their pistons into the tundra below. The seismic shockwaves throw all of the combatants around. As the Tanks are about to fire their combined weaponry at their foes, Black Bolt unleashes his destructive hypersonic voice. The tanks are up-ended and basically become useless in the continued battle. Peter Petrelli flies the Haitian and Matt Parkman to the Tank that carries Cody, the Houslanders and Bucky. Parkman enters into the head of Commander Cody and nudges his mind to fire upon Bucky, killing Captain America’s sidekick. Parkman then forces Cody to take his own life. The Houslander boys begin to run away and are captured by Petrelli. The Haitian wipes their minds so they will not remember the disturbing events which have recently transpired in front of them. Sylar walks to the scene and puts his arm around the Houslanders. Parkman nudges their minds to happily walk away with Sylar behind the snowdrifts. After a short time, Sylar comes from behind the snow; the two Houslander boys do not follow. Sylar notices both Zombie Scooby Dumb and Zombie Tails rushing at his Heroes’ teammates. Before the zombies are able to reach them, Sylar uses his abilities to slice their heads open. The zombies stumble down, dead. . . really dead.
Captain Rex slowly moves from the tank with Phineas, Ferb and Perry. Lockjaw pounces on the Disney trio and rips them apart. Underdog and Cerberus rush at Lockjaw. The battle of the dogs ensues. Lockjaw teleports behind Underdog and bites him in half. As Lockjaw is about to teleport again, Cerberus uses his ring to encase the Inhuman mutt in a red lantern ring case. The case quickly closes around Lockjaw, who is unable to move, or teleport. Captain Rex fires repeatedly at Lockjaw and kills the dog. Captain Rex is whisked away by Cerberus.
The Heroes’ crew comes together- Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss, The Haitian, Peter Petrelli and Sylar. They focus on the Ben 10 Alien Force. Gwen Tennyson uses her energy manipulation abilities to blast Claire Bennett. Seeing his niece “die,” Peter Petrelli races at Gwen. Ben Tennyson uses the Omnitrix to gain alien powers which he uses in his struggle with Sylar. Kevin uses his abilities to battle Tracy Strauss. Hiro Nakamura blinks and travels in time to the beginning of the battle. He moves the Ben 10 Force around so that his teammates have the advantage in their respective fights. When he blinks again, Gwen is killed by Peter Petrelli, Ben is killed by Sylar and Kevin is killed by Tracy Strauss.
Spider-boy in Spider Man's helicopter, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1 and Robin in Tiger Heli Helper #2 attack the Heroes. Mara Jade lands her Heli Helper and with her lightsaber in tow slices through both Hiro Nakamura and Parkman. Robin jumps out of his Heli Helper and kills the Haitian. Robin does not see Strauss creep from behind and touch him. Robin’s acrobatics manage to save him, but he loses his arm in the process. Even without an arm, he manages to kill Strauss. Spider-boy leaps from his helicopter and pummels Claire Bennett. Both Spider-boy, Jade and Robin rip the cheerleader apart. Jade uses the Force to scatter her tattered body parts across the field so she has no chance to regenerate. As both Jade and Robin enter into their Heli Helpers, the Matrix Twins phase into their seats. Both Mara Jade and Robin look down to see lightsabers jutting from their bellies. The two crumple and are thrown from the Helpers to the ground below. The Matrix Twins navigate the Helpers away. Falco focuses on the Matrix Twins. The Twins are in their corporeal forms while they fly their crafts. The superior piloting skills of Falco enables him to blast them both out of the sky. Petrelli flies Sylar next to Falco. With one swoop of his finger, Sylar slices Falco’s neck; both Falco and his craft crash. Meanwhile, Spider-boy jumps in his helicopter and follows the duo.
Blade looks at Dark Jedi Masters #27A-31A.
Blade: You're not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.
The battle rages as Dark Jedi Master #30A is killed by Blade. Blade is then joined by Ultra Boy, Iron Monger and Cyborg Superman. Ultra Boy is killed by Dark Jedi Masters #28A and 29A. Iron Monger destroys Dark Jedi Master #27A. Cyborg Superman and Iron Monger kill the remaining Dark Jedi Masters. Cyborg Superman flies away as the skirmish appears to be done. As CS flies away, Blade and Iron Monger are unexpectedly met by the Inhumans- Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Karnak, Gorgon, Crystal and Maximus the Mad. Blade manages to kill Karnak, but is killed by a triton carried by Triton. Iron Monger destroys Crystal. Maximus the Mad uses his mind control ability to get into Iron Monger’s head and flies him into the ground. Medusa’s hair envelops Iron Monger and Gorgon stomps on Iron Monger’s helmet, crushing the helmet and skull of Stane.
Cyborg in an ornithopter and Spider-boy in Spider Man's helicopter fly toward the battle. Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur greet the two and destroy the vehicles and their riders.
Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Gorgon, Maximus the Mad, Peter Petrelli and Sylar face Cyborg Superman, Hancock, Cerberus, Captain Rex and Abin Sur. Dr. Doomsday uses his amalgamated powers to crush Cyborg Superman. Hancock faces both Petrelli and Sylar. The now-sober superhero easily dispatches with both. Maximus the Mad takes hold of Hancock’s mind. Hancock turns on his own teammates and battles Cerberus and Captain Rex. Rex is killed by Hancock, but Hancock succumbs to both Abin Sur and Cerberus.
Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Gorgon and Maximus the Mad focus on Abin Sur and Cerberus. Although Cerberus and Sur manage to kill Medusa and Triton, the remaining Kennelz kill both Abomitron lanterns.
The Kennelz: Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Gorgon and Maximus the Mad survive.
The Abomitrons: All dead.
MICHAEL VICKZ BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
I look to the teams which will do battle in the frigid region just outside of Saskatoon. They are as follows:
The Kennelz: Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Karnak, Gorgon, Crystal, Lockjaw, Maximus the Mad, Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss, The Haitian, The Matrix Twins (w/ lightsabers), Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Dark Jedi Masters #25A-33A, Daniel Larusso (w/ lightsaber).
The Abomitrons: Cyborg Superman, Capt. America on his motorcycle, Yaddle w/ Padawan #33, Blade, Hancock, Underdog, Cerberus (w/ a red lantern ring), Cyborg in an ornithopter, Abin Sur, Commander Cody w/ Kyle and Zachary Houslander and Bucky in a Seismic Tank, Capt. Rex w/ Phineas, Ferb and Perry in a Seismic Tank, Spider-boy in Spider Man's helicopter, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1, Robin in Tiger Heli Helper #2, Ultra Boy, Stryfe, Motaro, Iron Monger, Ben 10 Alien Force: Ben, Gwen and Kevin, Zombie Tails, Zombie Scooby Dumb and Naboo Soldier #2.
Let the battle begin. . .
Yaddle: Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?
Padawan #33: No, Sensei.
Yaddle: No mercy.
Padawan #33 attempts to sweep Larusso’s leg, but Larusso manages to avoid the Padawan’s move. In response to this diabolical deed, Larusso ignites his lightsaber. Padawan #33’s own blade comes to life. Larusso gains the upper hand due to his training under Mr. Miyagi. Padawan #33 hears Yaddle shout instructions during the duel.
Yaddle: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Padawan #33: No Master!
Yaddle: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Padawan #33: No Master!
Yaddle: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Padawan #33: No Master!
Padawan #33 is revved up by the words of Yaddle and storms after Larusso. Larusso avoids the slash of Padawan #33 and causes a large gash in Padwan #33’s side; Padawan #33’s body falls, mortally wounded.
Yaddle (looks to Larusso): Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
Yaddle rushes at Larusso and kills the Karate Kid. Dark Jedi Masters #25A-33A swarm Yaddle and slice the diminutive Jedi Council member apart.
Captain America rides his motorcycle into the Dark Jedi Masters and quickly throws his shield, which decapitates Dark Jedi Master #25A. As the shield flies back to its master, Dark Jedi Master #28A cuts it in half. Captain America sits on his motorcycle with his mouth agape. The patriot and vehicle race toward Dark Jedi Master #28A. Before he reaches his target, Captain America and his bike are cut down by Dark Jedi Masters #27A and 29A. Stryfe and Motaro arrive at the scene. Motaro kills Dark Jedi Master #33A, but is, in turn, killed by Dark Jedi Masters #30A and 32A. Stryfe wields his blade and combined with his mutant abilities, kills Dark Jedi Masters #26A and 32A. Stryfe is overwhelmed and skewered by surviving Dark Jedi Masters #27A-31A.
Naboo Soldier #2 smiles as he sees a young, warmly-dressed, cheerleader. He aims his gun at her and fires. Claire Bennett crumples to the ground. Bennett lies on the icy floor for a minute and slowly rises. Naboo Soldier #2 cannot believe his eyes and fires again. Bennett falls. As Naboo Soldier #2 focuses on what is to happen next, he hears a woman’s voice behind him.
Strauss: You really shouldn’t prey on young women. . .
Strauss touches Naboo Soldier #2 and freezes him into a Naboosicle. Bennett walks up to the soldier and strikes him in the head. Naboo Soldier #2 shatters.
The Seismic Tanks carry Commander Cody, Kyle and Zachary Houslander and Bucky in one and Captain Rex, Phineas, Ferb and Perry in the other. The Tanks eject their pistons into the tundra below. The seismic shockwaves throw all of the combatants around. As the Tanks are about to fire their combined weaponry at their foes, Black Bolt unleashes his destructive hypersonic voice. The tanks are up-ended and basically become useless in the continued battle. Peter Petrelli flies the Haitian and Matt Parkman to the Tank that carries Cody, the Houslanders and Bucky. Parkman enters into the head of Commander Cody and nudges his mind to fire upon Bucky, killing Captain America’s sidekick. Parkman then forces Cody to take his own life. The Houslander boys begin to run away and are captured by Petrelli. The Haitian wipes their minds so they will not remember the disturbing events which have recently transpired in front of them. Sylar walks to the scene and puts his arm around the Houslanders. Parkman nudges their minds to happily walk away with Sylar behind the snowdrifts. After a short time, Sylar comes from behind the snow; the two Houslander boys do not follow. Sylar notices both Zombie Scooby Dumb and Zombie Tails rushing at his Heroes’ teammates. Before the zombies are able to reach them, Sylar uses his abilities to slice their heads open. The zombies stumble down, dead. . . really dead.
Captain Rex slowly moves from the tank with Phineas, Ferb and Perry. Lockjaw pounces on the Disney trio and rips them apart. Underdog and Cerberus rush at Lockjaw. The battle of the dogs ensues. Lockjaw teleports behind Underdog and bites him in half. As Lockjaw is about to teleport again, Cerberus uses his ring to encase the Inhuman mutt in a red lantern ring case. The case quickly closes around Lockjaw, who is unable to move, or teleport. Captain Rex fires repeatedly at Lockjaw and kills the dog. Captain Rex is whisked away by Cerberus.
The Heroes’ crew comes together- Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennett, Tracy Strauss, The Haitian, Peter Petrelli and Sylar. They focus on the Ben 10 Alien Force. Gwen Tennyson uses her energy manipulation abilities to blast Claire Bennett. Seeing his niece “die,” Peter Petrelli races at Gwen. Ben Tennyson uses the Omnitrix to gain alien powers which he uses in his struggle with Sylar. Kevin uses his abilities to battle Tracy Strauss. Hiro Nakamura blinks and travels in time to the beginning of the battle. He moves the Ben 10 Force around so that his teammates have the advantage in their respective fights. When he blinks again, Gwen is killed by Peter Petrelli, Ben is killed by Sylar and Kevin is killed by Tracy Strauss.
Spider-boy in Spider Man's helicopter, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1 and Robin in Tiger Heli Helper #2 attack the Heroes. Mara Jade lands her Heli Helper and with her lightsaber in tow slices through both Hiro Nakamura and Parkman. Robin jumps out of his Heli Helper and kills the Haitian. Robin does not see Strauss creep from behind and touch him. Robin’s acrobatics manage to save him, but he loses his arm in the process. Even without an arm, he manages to kill Strauss. Spider-boy leaps from his helicopter and pummels Claire Bennett. Both Spider-boy, Jade and Robin rip the cheerleader apart. Jade uses the Force to scatter her tattered body parts across the field so she has no chance to regenerate. As both Jade and Robin enter into their Heli Helpers, the Matrix Twins phase into their seats. Both Mara Jade and Robin look down to see lightsabers jutting from their bellies. The two crumple and are thrown from the Helpers to the ground below. The Matrix Twins navigate the Helpers away. Falco focuses on the Matrix Twins. The Twins are in their corporeal forms while they fly their crafts. The superior piloting skills of Falco enables him to blast them both out of the sky. Petrelli flies Sylar next to Falco. With one swoop of his finger, Sylar slices Falco’s neck; both Falco and his craft crash. Meanwhile, Spider-boy jumps in his helicopter and follows the duo.
Blade looks at Dark Jedi Masters #27A-31A.
Blade: You're not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.
The battle rages as Dark Jedi Master #30A is killed by Blade. Blade is then joined by Ultra Boy, Iron Monger and Cyborg Superman. Ultra Boy is killed by Dark Jedi Masters #28A and 29A. Iron Monger destroys Dark Jedi Master #27A. Cyborg Superman and Iron Monger kill the remaining Dark Jedi Masters. Cyborg Superman flies away as the skirmish appears to be done. As CS flies away, Blade and Iron Monger are unexpectedly met by the Inhumans- Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Karnak, Gorgon, Crystal and Maximus the Mad. Blade manages to kill Karnak, but is killed by a triton carried by Triton. Iron Monger destroys Crystal. Maximus the Mad uses his mind control ability to get into Iron Monger’s head and flies him into the ground. Medusa’s hair envelops Iron Monger and Gorgon stomps on Iron Monger’s helmet, crushing the helmet and skull of Stane.
Cyborg in an ornithopter and Spider-boy in Spider Man's helicopter fly toward the battle. Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur greet the two and destroy the vehicles and their riders.
Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Gorgon, Maximus the Mad, Peter Petrelli and Sylar face Cyborg Superman, Hancock, Cerberus, Captain Rex and Abin Sur. Dr. Doomsday uses his amalgamated powers to crush Cyborg Superman. Hancock faces both Petrelli and Sylar. The now-sober superhero easily dispatches with both. Maximus the Mad takes hold of Hancock’s mind. Hancock turns on his own teammates and battles Cerberus and Captain Rex. Rex is killed by Hancock, but Hancock succumbs to both Abin Sur and Cerberus.
Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Gorgon and Maximus the Mad focus on Abin Sur and Cerberus. Although Cerberus and Sur manage to kill Medusa and Triton, the remaining Kennelz kill both Abomitron lanterns.
The Kennelz: Dr. Doomsday, Black Bolt, Gorgon and Maximus the Mad survive.
The Abomitrons: All dead.
MICHAEL VICKZ BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Season Three: Week Seven: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. George Washington's Slaves
The Midgets are Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1 & 2, New Sisterhood Reverend Mother #1, Honored Matre #1, Bene Gesserit #1 & 2, Murbella, Stilgar, Fremen #52-56, Star Sapphire #1-3, Duncan Idaho, (child) Duncan Idaho, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Thufir Hawat, Aurra Sing, Velociraptor #21-23, Dwarf #1, Super Battle Droid #1 & 2, Gold Dragon #3-8, Silver Dragon #16, Mentat #1, Nick Nack, & Ralph.
Sandworms #15-20, Marcus Fenix, Dominic Santiago, Augustus Cole, Damon Baird, Zombie Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Masters #14-19, Starship Troopers #22-27, Lance Bean & Bill Rizer, Mr and Mrs Smith, Scorpion, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Dare the Terminator, Sayid Jarrah with Lightsaber, Darth Plagius, Stonewall Jackson and a Ninja.
“Oh my god, these Sandworms are impossible to beat” Velociraptor #21 says to Silver Dragon #16. “I know, I thought we could beat them but I suppose with only us left, it is impossible”, the Silver Dragon says to the dinosaur. In a last ditch effort, the dinosaur, who is riding on the Silver Dragon, tells his winged friend to charge in on the Sandworm. Their final attack is brave but unsuccessful as the Slaves finish off the easiest match in Fantasy Fantasy history.
The Midgets: All Dead (Really dead)
The Slaves: All Alive (More alive then when the match started)
George Washington’s Slaves are Victorious!!!
Just Kidding.
Here’s the real match.
The Sandworms all line up in their flying V formation.
Sandworm #3: “Come on guys, we can take these stupid midgets”
Sandworm#1: “Yeah we can. They are midgets, which means they are small. That is so stupid because we are so very big.”
Sandworm #4: “I know, it is like when a man steps on an ant hill. It’s totally like nothing is even hard to do.”
Sandworm #6: “Let’s crush that ant hill.”
Sandworms: “Yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”
Just then Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1 & 2, New Sisterhood Reverend Mother #1, Honored Matre #1, Bene Gesserit #1 & 2, Murbella all unleash a power that has never been seen before in the universe. It instantly knocks out all of the Sandworm’s, killing them immediately.
Jedi Master #14: “Oh crap, there goes the match.”
Jedi Master #16: “Quick everybody, take the suicide pill.”
Everyone takes the Suicide pill that Yoda had created via his Green Lantern ring and soon enough everyone on the Slaves was lying dead on the desert floor. The Midgets all rejoiced at their victory and began drinking the sand that the Star Sapphires were turning into water. Soon enough, the desert was turned into a water paradise and everyone on the Midgets lived happily ever after.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: All Alive
George Washington’s Slaves: All Dead
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Victorious!!!
Just Kidding.
Here’s the real match
or is it….
It is pure Mayhem as the Jedi Master’s are on the attack. There is Kool Aid stands everywhere in the desert for some reason. It is every flavor in the world to. The Jedi Master’s are charging in on the Fremen, who are the fiercest fighters the desert has ever seen. The Jedi’s and the Fremen meet face to face and the battle is violent. Though the Fremen are trained to be able to fight Sardacor’s and other terrifying enemies, they are no match for the Jedi Master’s and their Light Sabers. All the Fremen are destroyed and now the Jedi’s are on the look out for whatever else this tropical hell has to offer for them
I see water next to the Velociraptor’s; it looks like they are drinking it. It looks so good. Oh wait, it looks like the Contra Boys and the Gears of War team have found a common enemy as they are all firing on the dangerous dino’s. Lance, Bill and “Cole Train” manage to kill Velociraptor #22 but #23 had jumped on Lance and is now eating his face off. This provokes Bill and Augustus to pepper the dino with many bullets, which ends its life. The rest of the Gears crew is not finding the other Velociraptor difficult as they unload many a magazine into the scaled flesh of the now extinct creature.
The Gears Crew is happy with their victory but before they can celebrate with all of that freshly squeezed orange juice that I can see from here, they are attacked from the back by what looks like Duncan Idaho, the Duncan Idaho Ghola, Thufir Hawat, Dwarf #1 and a little kid. The fight is a long one, but not all bad, well if you are a fan of the Midgets that is. Though Bill is able to shoot Dwarf #1 in the head, he has his throat slit by the Duncan Idaho Ghola. The regular Duncan Idaho instantly killed Damon Baird, but had a bit of trouble taking down Augustus Cole. The little kid turned out to be the child version of Duncan Idaho and though Marcus Fenix shot him in the chest, he lived through the fight. Duncan Idaho, his Ghola and Thufir Hawat took on the gun carrying soldiers and all came out alive. Duncan knew that the younger version of him was not going to make it very long out her in the desert so he picked him up and tried to get him to safety. Though in this climate, I am not sure there is such a thing.
“And then I told him, well I can bring people back to life by midi-chlorian manipulation. Can you believe that? He sure did” Darth Plagueis said as he was laughing hysterically to Dare the Terminator, Sayid and Scorpion. “I swear that guy would believe anything. I still don’t know how he managed to take over the Republic”.
Sayid: “I think we have company Darth”
Darth: “Alright, let’s see who it is. It looks like it’s some of those non-green lanterns. Does everything have to be stupid these days? Just stick with one color and call it a day.”
Stonewall Jackson: “That’s what I’ve been saying for years and nobody ever understood where I was coming from”
Sayid: “Yes Stonewall, I was really hoping to hear from you on this matter” he says sarcastically.
Just then one of the Star Sapphire’s sent an energy field towards Darth Plagueis in an attempt to trap the Sith Lord. He easily sends it straight back at them and knocks them out of the air.
Darth Plagueis: “Your gonna need something better then that if you are going to take down the all mighty power”.
Stilgar: “Then call me something better” as he sticks his crysknife into the gut of the Sith Lord. Stilgar was inside the energy bubble and as soon as the Sith Lord sent it back, Stilgar exited the energy field. Though it was a sly move on the Fremen’s part, it was ultimately not enough to kill the Sith Lord. Stilgar was then met by the fury of Sayid Jarrah’s Light saber and Dare the Terminator. Stilgar was eventually killed by Sayid, but not before slicing open the throat and killing Dare the Terminator.
Duncan Idaho and his crew were running back towards their somewhat idea of a home base. Idaho was still carrying the now very ill looking child version of himself, hoping to get back to their base before he died. I am imaging that they will be met with ice-cold glasses of Gatorade and Ice Tea.
You see, I showed up way before the match today. Like a day and a half before the match started. Only one team was here for a long time and I didn’t bring anything to drink. I thought that I had hydrated myself just fine before hand, but no. Now all I can think about is an ice-cold glass of anything. I really don’t care at this point. You could fill a cup up with anti-freeze and tell me it’s a squeeze it and I’d drink it. Regardless, I will continue to report this match back to you. I really just wish the Sandworm’s would show up already do something. I mean hurry up already, it’s the desert for god’s sake, start killing stuff you stupid worms.
Anyways, where was I. Oh yeah, Duncan Idaho and his crew were on their way back to their base when they were met up by the Jedi Master’s and the Duncan Idaho Ghola #7. The fight between the two ghola’s was actually kind of sweet, but in the end it was Ghola #5 who came out on top. The actual Duncan Idaho had to put down the younger version of himself to fight the Jedi’s. During the fight, the child Duncan succumbed to his wounds and died. It wasn’t too long before the big Duncan met the same fate as his younger self though, as the Jedi’s were just too much for him. Though he was able to kill Jedi #14 and destroy the light saber of Jedi #19. Jedi #18 killed Thufir Hawat and Jedi #16 killed Ghola #5 with a cheap shot Light Saber strike to the back.
Jedi Master #19: “Douche move on killing that dude with the strike to the back.”
Jedi Master #16: “Hey, I don’t remember Master Yoda ever telling us to only kill people by staring them in the eyes. I’m sorry I don’t have serial killer tendencies like you do.”
Jedi Master #19: “Excuse me for liking to watch the people I kill die. I like to think of it as my way of watching them become one with the force.”
Jedi Master #15: “Shut up you two Gossip Queen’s. Let’s go find the rest of them so we can get the hell out of here.”
As the Jedi’s walked away from their second victory of this battle, the Gold and Silver Dragon’s flew up above watching them. Aurra Sing, Mentat #1, Nick Nack and Ralph were all riding on different Gold Dragon’s. Aurra Sing was leading the charge on the Jedi’s from above, as she figured it was the only way she could get the upper hand on them. She sent the unoccupied Dragon’s down first to start the attack and then Ralph and Nick Nack afterwards. The Dragon attack was actually quite the success, as the Jedi’s had no real cover. Jedi Master’s #15 and #17 were overtaken by the flames and eventually burned to death. The unoccupied Dragon’s were the two that had killed the Jedi’s but were quickly taken over with Jedi mind control and were soon mounted by Jedi Master’s #16 and #19. Jedi Master #18 quickly took off to meet up with the rest of his team for what he assumed would be one final battle.
The two Jedi’s were now in the air and on the attack as they instantly went after the Ralph and Nick Nack controlled Dragon’s. The aerial combat was truly a sight to behold as the two Jedi’s flew easily through the air as if they were the ones with the wings. Jedi #19 did not have his Light Saber anymore so he was confined to using the Dragon’s firepower for a weapon. This did not seem to be slowing him down any as he attacked Ralph’s dragon head on and torched him right out of the sky. Jedi #16 decided to fly right next to the Nick Nack piloted dragon and with a quick strike to the heart of the Gold Dragon, Nick Nack and the dragon both plummeted to their death’s.
The battle was not going like Aurra Sing had hoped for and signaled a retreat for her and the Mentat. Though the Mentat and Silver Dragon knew about the retreat, it was too late as the Jedi’s by this time had control of all of the Dragon’s and before Aurra and the Mentat could even get a grasp on the new situation, they were both falling to their death’s on the desert floor. Now that the Jedi’s were in control of the Dragon’s, they were going to head back to the rest of their team.
The Bene Gesserit’s and their Reverend Mother’s were hoping the match would be going better for them, as they knew they had yet to even see a single Sandworm. The Star Sapphire’s trick with Stilgar had failed, as he was only able to kill one ‘’Slave’ with his attack. With still no sign of the Sandworm’s though, the Dune “Witches” still had a chance to do some damage. They figured that it was time they are joined in on the fight. Instead of coming up on them in a sneak attack, they decided to take more direct action. They had the three Star Sapphire’s encase the entire group of them and drop them right in the middle of the action.
As soon as the Midget’s power’s arrived it looked as if their sneak attack had worked. As soon as they came up on the “Slaves”, the Reverend Mother’s used their “Voices” to kill all six of the Star Ship Troopers, Sayid Jarrah and Stonewall Jackson. The attack did nothing to Zombie Ki-Adi Mundi who started to chew on Bene Gesserit #1 as she was trying to attack Scorpion. Scorpion then took out his harpoon and stuck it in the chest of the New Sisterhood Reverend Mother as both Mr. and Mrs. Smith shot and killed her. Darth Plagueis then went right for Murbella who had another plan on her mind. She thought the seduction of a Sith Lord would be the ultimate power trip as she tried to engage him in some very adult activities. Unfortunately for her, this was not to be the case as she soon found that the only thing he was interested in putting inside of her was his Red Light Saber. He did this only once and that was all it took to take her life away from her. The Reverend Mother’s and the Star Sapphire’s were planning one last attack on the ‘’Slaves’ when somebody finally decided it was time to come out and play.
Mrs. Smith: “Well it’s about damn time. We brought them here to fight this match and we’ve basically taken care of everything for them.”
Darth Plagueis: “Hey, speak for yourself sugar tits. I’ve barely seen you do anything other then kill one measly girl with your husband and that fish thing.”
Mr. Smith: “Fish thing? What the hell are you talking about?"
Darth Plagueis: “The yellow dude with the mask”
Mrs. Smith: “You mean Scorpion?”
Darth Plagueis: “Yeah, he had that harpoon thing he used. I just assumed he was a fisherman or something.”
Mrs. Smith: “You’re retarded”
Darth Plagueis: “So, you’re just Angelina Jolie with a gun.”
Mr. Smith: “Okay. Let’s just let the worms finish this one up and get the hell out of here."
Mrs. Smith: “Fine honey, whatever you say. I guess I don’t have any say in the matter.”
Mr. Smith: “Oh I didn’t mean it like that. I just meant that you two could continue this argument back at home instead of standing in the line of fire on this hell hole planet we are on.”
Mrs. Smith: (With a slight smirk) "I know honey, I just like to watch you squirm.”
Mr. Smith: “I love you to honey, now let’s get the hell out of here."
The Jedi’s at this point were flying down to grab their remaining teammates as they knew once the Sandworm’s started going, it was basically impossible to get out of there way. The Jedi’s soon collected Mr. and Mrs. Smith who jumped onto Silver Dragon #16, Scorpion and Ninja #1 who jumped onto Gold Dragon #7 and Darth Plagueis and Zombie Ki-Adi Mundi were on the back of Gold Dragon #8.
Darth Plagueis: “I can’t believe I have to share this Dragon with a Zombie Jedi. I swear if you try to bite me even once, I am knocking you off this thing.”
As they all flew away Jedi #19 flew over to where Jedi #18 was to go pick him up. As Jedi #19 flew down to go pick his friend up he heard shooting coming from somewhere in the distance.
Jedi Master #19: “What is that?”
Jedi Master #18: “Oh yeah, it’s two Super Battle Droid’s that I saw on the way. I guess I just kind of forgot about them”
Jedi Master #19: “Oh well, let the worm’s take care of them.”
The two Jedi’s flew off to meet with the rest of their team.
By this time the Reverend Mother’s and the Honored Matre had decided that there was no way they could defeat all of these sandworms and that there best course of action was to just get the hell out of here.
Star Sapphire #2: “If you would like, we could keep you all safe suspended in the air as we try to slowly kill these beasts one by one.”
As the Star Sapphire says this, a giant Sandworm comes up from under the desert and takes her back down in the desert with it.
Star Sapphire #3: “On behalf of my now dead sister, I am going to say that is a horrible idea. How about we but out of this and call it even.”
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1: “Works for me”
The two remaining Star Sapphire’s encase the two Reverend Mother’s and the Honored Matre in an energy field and head back to their team base with their head’s held high. Well, not really, but at least they didn’t die. That’s got to count for something.
Oh, if you were wondering about the Super Battle Droid’s, the Sandworm’s took mercy on them and let them live.
I’m just kidding, they killed them.
The Midgets: Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1 & 2, Honored Matre #1, Star Sapphire #1 & 3, Silver Dragon #16 and Silver Dragon’s #3, 4, 7, 8 all survived.
George Washington’s Slaves: Jedi Master’s #16, 18 & 19, Sandworm’s #15-20, Ninja #1, Zombie Ki-Adi Mundi, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Scorpion and Darth Plagueis all Survived.
George Washington’s Slaves are Victorious!!!
Sandworms #15-20, Marcus Fenix, Dominic Santiago, Augustus Cole, Damon Baird, Zombie Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Masters #14-19, Starship Troopers #22-27, Lance Bean & Bill Rizer, Mr and Mrs Smith, Scorpion, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Dare the Terminator, Sayid Jarrah with Lightsaber, Darth Plagius, Stonewall Jackson and a Ninja.
“Oh my god, these Sandworms are impossible to beat” Velociraptor #21 says to Silver Dragon #16. “I know, I thought we could beat them but I suppose with only us left, it is impossible”, the Silver Dragon says to the dinosaur. In a last ditch effort, the dinosaur, who is riding on the Silver Dragon, tells his winged friend to charge in on the Sandworm. Their final attack is brave but unsuccessful as the Slaves finish off the easiest match in Fantasy Fantasy history.
The Midgets: All Dead (Really dead)
The Slaves: All Alive (More alive then when the match started)
George Washington’s Slaves are Victorious!!!
Just Kidding.
Here’s the real match.
The Sandworms all line up in their flying V formation.
Sandworm #3: “Come on guys, we can take these stupid midgets”
Sandworm#1: “Yeah we can. They are midgets, which means they are small. That is so stupid because we are so very big.”
Sandworm #4: “I know, it is like when a man steps on an ant hill. It’s totally like nothing is even hard to do.”
Sandworm #6: “Let’s crush that ant hill.”
Sandworms: “Yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”
Just then Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1 & 2, New Sisterhood Reverend Mother #1, Honored Matre #1, Bene Gesserit #1 & 2, Murbella all unleash a power that has never been seen before in the universe. It instantly knocks out all of the Sandworm’s, killing them immediately.
Jedi Master #14: “Oh crap, there goes the match.”
Jedi Master #16: “Quick everybody, take the suicide pill.”
Everyone takes the Suicide pill that Yoda had created via his Green Lantern ring and soon enough everyone on the Slaves was lying dead on the desert floor. The Midgets all rejoiced at their victory and began drinking the sand that the Star Sapphires were turning into water. Soon enough, the desert was turned into a water paradise and everyone on the Midgets lived happily ever after.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: All Alive
George Washington’s Slaves: All Dead
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Victorious!!!
Just Kidding.
Here’s the real match
or is it….
It is pure Mayhem as the Jedi Master’s are on the attack. There is Kool Aid stands everywhere in the desert for some reason. It is every flavor in the world to. The Jedi Master’s are charging in on the Fremen, who are the fiercest fighters the desert has ever seen. The Jedi’s and the Fremen meet face to face and the battle is violent. Though the Fremen are trained to be able to fight Sardacor’s and other terrifying enemies, they are no match for the Jedi Master’s and their Light Sabers. All the Fremen are destroyed and now the Jedi’s are on the look out for whatever else this tropical hell has to offer for them
I see water next to the Velociraptor’s; it looks like they are drinking it. It looks so good. Oh wait, it looks like the Contra Boys and the Gears of War team have found a common enemy as they are all firing on the dangerous dino’s. Lance, Bill and “Cole Train” manage to kill Velociraptor #22 but #23 had jumped on Lance and is now eating his face off. This provokes Bill and Augustus to pepper the dino with many bullets, which ends its life. The rest of the Gears crew is not finding the other Velociraptor difficult as they unload many a magazine into the scaled flesh of the now extinct creature.
The Gears Crew is happy with their victory but before they can celebrate with all of that freshly squeezed orange juice that I can see from here, they are attacked from the back by what looks like Duncan Idaho, the Duncan Idaho Ghola, Thufir Hawat, Dwarf #1 and a little kid. The fight is a long one, but not all bad, well if you are a fan of the Midgets that is. Though Bill is able to shoot Dwarf #1 in the head, he has his throat slit by the Duncan Idaho Ghola. The regular Duncan Idaho instantly killed Damon Baird, but had a bit of trouble taking down Augustus Cole. The little kid turned out to be the child version of Duncan Idaho and though Marcus Fenix shot him in the chest, he lived through the fight. Duncan Idaho, his Ghola and Thufir Hawat took on the gun carrying soldiers and all came out alive. Duncan knew that the younger version of him was not going to make it very long out her in the desert so he picked him up and tried to get him to safety. Though in this climate, I am not sure there is such a thing.
“And then I told him, well I can bring people back to life by midi-chlorian manipulation. Can you believe that? He sure did” Darth Plagueis said as he was laughing hysterically to Dare the Terminator, Sayid and Scorpion. “I swear that guy would believe anything. I still don’t know how he managed to take over the Republic”.
Sayid: “I think we have company Darth”
Darth: “Alright, let’s see who it is. It looks like it’s some of those non-green lanterns. Does everything have to be stupid these days? Just stick with one color and call it a day.”
Stonewall Jackson: “That’s what I’ve been saying for years and nobody ever understood where I was coming from”
Sayid: “Yes Stonewall, I was really hoping to hear from you on this matter” he says sarcastically.
Just then one of the Star Sapphire’s sent an energy field towards Darth Plagueis in an attempt to trap the Sith Lord. He easily sends it straight back at them and knocks them out of the air.
Darth Plagueis: “Your gonna need something better then that if you are going to take down the all mighty power”.
Stilgar: “Then call me something better” as he sticks his crysknife into the gut of the Sith Lord. Stilgar was inside the energy bubble and as soon as the Sith Lord sent it back, Stilgar exited the energy field. Though it was a sly move on the Fremen’s part, it was ultimately not enough to kill the Sith Lord. Stilgar was then met by the fury of Sayid Jarrah’s Light saber and Dare the Terminator. Stilgar was eventually killed by Sayid, but not before slicing open the throat and killing Dare the Terminator.
Duncan Idaho and his crew were running back towards their somewhat idea of a home base. Idaho was still carrying the now very ill looking child version of himself, hoping to get back to their base before he died. I am imaging that they will be met with ice-cold glasses of Gatorade and Ice Tea.
You see, I showed up way before the match today. Like a day and a half before the match started. Only one team was here for a long time and I didn’t bring anything to drink. I thought that I had hydrated myself just fine before hand, but no. Now all I can think about is an ice-cold glass of anything. I really don’t care at this point. You could fill a cup up with anti-freeze and tell me it’s a squeeze it and I’d drink it. Regardless, I will continue to report this match back to you. I really just wish the Sandworm’s would show up already do something. I mean hurry up already, it’s the desert for god’s sake, start killing stuff you stupid worms.
Anyways, where was I. Oh yeah, Duncan Idaho and his crew were on their way back to their base when they were met up by the Jedi Master’s and the Duncan Idaho Ghola #7. The fight between the two ghola’s was actually kind of sweet, but in the end it was Ghola #5 who came out on top. The actual Duncan Idaho had to put down the younger version of himself to fight the Jedi’s. During the fight, the child Duncan succumbed to his wounds and died. It wasn’t too long before the big Duncan met the same fate as his younger self though, as the Jedi’s were just too much for him. Though he was able to kill Jedi #14 and destroy the light saber of Jedi #19. Jedi #18 killed Thufir Hawat and Jedi #16 killed Ghola #5 with a cheap shot Light Saber strike to the back.
Jedi Master #19: “Douche move on killing that dude with the strike to the back.”
Jedi Master #16: “Hey, I don’t remember Master Yoda ever telling us to only kill people by staring them in the eyes. I’m sorry I don’t have serial killer tendencies like you do.”
Jedi Master #19: “Excuse me for liking to watch the people I kill die. I like to think of it as my way of watching them become one with the force.”
Jedi Master #15: “Shut up you two Gossip Queen’s. Let’s go find the rest of them so we can get the hell out of here.”
As the Jedi’s walked away from their second victory of this battle, the Gold and Silver Dragon’s flew up above watching them. Aurra Sing, Mentat #1, Nick Nack and Ralph were all riding on different Gold Dragon’s. Aurra Sing was leading the charge on the Jedi’s from above, as she figured it was the only way she could get the upper hand on them. She sent the unoccupied Dragon’s down first to start the attack and then Ralph and Nick Nack afterwards. The Dragon attack was actually quite the success, as the Jedi’s had no real cover. Jedi Master’s #15 and #17 were overtaken by the flames and eventually burned to death. The unoccupied Dragon’s were the two that had killed the Jedi’s but were quickly taken over with Jedi mind control and were soon mounted by Jedi Master’s #16 and #19. Jedi Master #18 quickly took off to meet up with the rest of his team for what he assumed would be one final battle.
The two Jedi’s were now in the air and on the attack as they instantly went after the Ralph and Nick Nack controlled Dragon’s. The aerial combat was truly a sight to behold as the two Jedi’s flew easily through the air as if they were the ones with the wings. Jedi #19 did not have his Light Saber anymore so he was confined to using the Dragon’s firepower for a weapon. This did not seem to be slowing him down any as he attacked Ralph’s dragon head on and torched him right out of the sky. Jedi #16 decided to fly right next to the Nick Nack piloted dragon and with a quick strike to the heart of the Gold Dragon, Nick Nack and the dragon both plummeted to their death’s.
The battle was not going like Aurra Sing had hoped for and signaled a retreat for her and the Mentat. Though the Mentat and Silver Dragon knew about the retreat, it was too late as the Jedi’s by this time had control of all of the Dragon’s and before Aurra and the Mentat could even get a grasp on the new situation, they were both falling to their death’s on the desert floor. Now that the Jedi’s were in control of the Dragon’s, they were going to head back to the rest of their team.
The Bene Gesserit’s and their Reverend Mother’s were hoping the match would be going better for them, as they knew they had yet to even see a single Sandworm. The Star Sapphire’s trick with Stilgar had failed, as he was only able to kill one ‘’Slave’ with his attack. With still no sign of the Sandworm’s though, the Dune “Witches” still had a chance to do some damage. They figured that it was time they are joined in on the fight. Instead of coming up on them in a sneak attack, they decided to take more direct action. They had the three Star Sapphire’s encase the entire group of them and drop them right in the middle of the action.
As soon as the Midget’s power’s arrived it looked as if their sneak attack had worked. As soon as they came up on the “Slaves”, the Reverend Mother’s used their “Voices” to kill all six of the Star Ship Troopers, Sayid Jarrah and Stonewall Jackson. The attack did nothing to Zombie Ki-Adi Mundi who started to chew on Bene Gesserit #1 as she was trying to attack Scorpion. Scorpion then took out his harpoon and stuck it in the chest of the New Sisterhood Reverend Mother as both Mr. and Mrs. Smith shot and killed her. Darth Plagueis then went right for Murbella who had another plan on her mind. She thought the seduction of a Sith Lord would be the ultimate power trip as she tried to engage him in some very adult activities. Unfortunately for her, this was not to be the case as she soon found that the only thing he was interested in putting inside of her was his Red Light Saber. He did this only once and that was all it took to take her life away from her. The Reverend Mother’s and the Star Sapphire’s were planning one last attack on the ‘’Slaves’ when somebody finally decided it was time to come out and play.
Mrs. Smith: “Well it’s about damn time. We brought them here to fight this match and we’ve basically taken care of everything for them.”
Darth Plagueis: “Hey, speak for yourself sugar tits. I’ve barely seen you do anything other then kill one measly girl with your husband and that fish thing.”
Mr. Smith: “Fish thing? What the hell are you talking about?"
Darth Plagueis: “The yellow dude with the mask”
Mrs. Smith: “You mean Scorpion?”
Darth Plagueis: “Yeah, he had that harpoon thing he used. I just assumed he was a fisherman or something.”
Mrs. Smith: “You’re retarded”
Darth Plagueis: “So, you’re just Angelina Jolie with a gun.”
Mr. Smith: “Okay. Let’s just let the worms finish this one up and get the hell out of here."
Mrs. Smith: “Fine honey, whatever you say. I guess I don’t have any say in the matter.”
Mr. Smith: “Oh I didn’t mean it like that. I just meant that you two could continue this argument back at home instead of standing in the line of fire on this hell hole planet we are on.”
Mrs. Smith: (With a slight smirk) "I know honey, I just like to watch you squirm.”
Mr. Smith: “I love you to honey, now let’s get the hell out of here."
The Jedi’s at this point were flying down to grab their remaining teammates as they knew once the Sandworm’s started going, it was basically impossible to get out of there way. The Jedi’s soon collected Mr. and Mrs. Smith who jumped onto Silver Dragon #16, Scorpion and Ninja #1 who jumped onto Gold Dragon #7 and Darth Plagueis and Zombie Ki-Adi Mundi were on the back of Gold Dragon #8.
Darth Plagueis: “I can’t believe I have to share this Dragon with a Zombie Jedi. I swear if you try to bite me even once, I am knocking you off this thing.”
As they all flew away Jedi #19 flew over to where Jedi #18 was to go pick him up. As Jedi #19 flew down to go pick his friend up he heard shooting coming from somewhere in the distance.
Jedi Master #19: “What is that?”
Jedi Master #18: “Oh yeah, it’s two Super Battle Droid’s that I saw on the way. I guess I just kind of forgot about them”
Jedi Master #19: “Oh well, let the worm’s take care of them.”
The two Jedi’s flew off to meet with the rest of their team.
By this time the Reverend Mother’s and the Honored Matre had decided that there was no way they could defeat all of these sandworms and that there best course of action was to just get the hell out of here.
Star Sapphire #2: “If you would like, we could keep you all safe suspended in the air as we try to slowly kill these beasts one by one.”
As the Star Sapphire says this, a giant Sandworm comes up from under the desert and takes her back down in the desert with it.
Star Sapphire #3: “On behalf of my now dead sister, I am going to say that is a horrible idea. How about we but out of this and call it even.”
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1: “Works for me”
The two remaining Star Sapphire’s encase the two Reverend Mother’s and the Honored Matre in an energy field and head back to their team base with their head’s held high. Well, not really, but at least they didn’t die. That’s got to count for something.
Oh, if you were wondering about the Super Battle Droid’s, the Sandworm’s took mercy on them and let them live.
I’m just kidding, they killed them.
The Midgets: Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1 & 2, Honored Matre #1, Star Sapphire #1 & 3, Silver Dragon #16 and Silver Dragon’s #3, 4, 7, 8 all survived.
George Washington’s Slaves: Jedi Master’s #16, 18 & 19, Sandworm’s #15-20, Ninja #1, Zombie Ki-Adi Mundi, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Scorpion and Darth Plagueis all Survived.
George Washington’s Slaves are Victorious!!!
Monday, May 3, 2010
Week 7 Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs Alice's Wonder Team.
Da Kennelz are Fremen #1-14, Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Terrax, & Firelord, Anakin Skywalker w/ Ahsoka Tano, Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5, Scorponok w/ Lord Zarock, (movie) Scorponok, & Lord Voldemort.
Alice's Wonder Team is Alice Abernathy (w/ Mandalorian Armor & 2 green lightsabers), Alice Clone #1-3 (all w/ 1 lightsaber each (1 red, 1 green, & 1 blue)), Jill Valentine (w/ a red lightsaber),SSJ4 Gogeta (w/ a green lantern ring), Gen. Zod, Non, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan the Barbarian, Warmaster Tsavong Lah, The Anti-Monitor, Mandarin, & Artemis.
General Zod: "Alice! What is best in life?"
Alice: "uh... flipping out... kicking zombie dogs in the face? Waking up on the floor of the showe..."
General Zod: "WRONG! Conan! What is best in life?!"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
While Zod was considering how to punish Alice for her incorrect answer, Movie Scorponok Burst through the sand below the feet of the wonder team.
Movie Scorponok Snipped Mandarin in half with his massive metal pincer, and skewered Non with his Barbed Tail.
Alice and her "clone troopers" (WHAT!? They are troopers and they are clones,, the watcher is not to be questioned!) used thier lightsabers to slice the robot into pieces, leaving him sparking and oozing oil into the sand.
They scanned the horizon for a new threat when The Alice Clones Were overrun by 14 fremen warriors, they had been hiding in the sand also, waiting for their moment to strike. During the fight, 4 of the fremen jammed their Kris knives deep into the spines of the alice clones, paralyzing them but not wasting their water by ending their lives before they can be placed into a deathstill.
Alice fired her jetpack, incinerating Fremen 1 and 2 in the process to escape the slaughter.
Super Saya-Jin Level 4 Gogeta saw the slaughter of the alice clones and began to attack.
"Kame! Hame!! HAAAA!!!" The blast of energy From his big bang kamehameha destroyed all of the remaining Fremen and the resulting sandstorm left the other combatants blind. Jill, Zod, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan, Tsavong Lah, and Artemis were all struggling to see.
"Where did they go!? I can't see a thing in this soup!" Shouted Jill.
Conan sensed the incoming danger and thrust his sword high into the air.
"OW! sonova!" shouted galactus. Conan's sword had thrust straight through his hand, unfortunately it was not able to stop the weight of his massive hand slamming down on the group. Jil, General Zod, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan, Tsavong Lah, and Artemis were reduced to a tangled mess of sinew and bone.
While Galactus was reeling from the pain in his giant purple hand, The Anti-Monitor squared off to take him on.
"Eater of worlds? pfft. I devour entire universes you weakling." And with that he began to absorb the energy from the creatures around him, The green lanterns rings were absorbed, making them easy prey for SSJ4 Gogeta who pummeled them into mush.
The Anti-Monitor then focused his attacks on Galactus, Dismantling the devourer of worlds with ease. Nova, Terrax, and Firelord all attempted to avenge galactus but the found that with his demise that their powers were fading. Alice Abernathy was able to use her telepathy to freeze them in place while she diced them up with her lightsabers.
"Sand... ugh, i hate sand..." said Anakin as he and Ahsoka took stock of the situation... "Sometimes the best thing we can do is live to fight another day Snips. " he said, and with that they ran. The distant screams of the Other Skorponok and Lord Zarock echoing across the sand behind them.
Alice's Wonder Team is victorious!
Anakin and Ahsoka live to fight another day while the rest of their teammates lay dead.
Alice's team Sees Alice Abernathy, The Anti-Monitor, and SSJ4 Gogeta survive the fight.
Alice's Wonder Team is Alice Abernathy (w/ Mandalorian Armor & 2 green lightsabers), Alice Clone #1-3 (all w/ 1 lightsaber each (1 red, 1 green, & 1 blue)), Jill Valentine (w/ a red lightsaber),SSJ4 Gogeta (w/ a green lantern ring), Gen. Zod, Non, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan the Barbarian, Warmaster Tsavong Lah, The Anti-Monitor, Mandarin, & Artemis.
General Zod: "Alice! What is best in life?"
Alice: "uh... flipping out... kicking zombie dogs in the face? Waking up on the floor of the showe..."
General Zod: "WRONG! Conan! What is best in life?!"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
While Zod was considering how to punish Alice for her incorrect answer, Movie Scorponok Burst through the sand below the feet of the wonder team.
Movie Scorponok Snipped Mandarin in half with his massive metal pincer, and skewered Non with his Barbed Tail.
Alice and her "clone troopers" (WHAT!? They are troopers and they are clones,, the watcher is not to be questioned!) used thier lightsabers to slice the robot into pieces, leaving him sparking and oozing oil into the sand.
They scanned the horizon for a new threat when The Alice Clones Were overrun by 14 fremen warriors, they had been hiding in the sand also, waiting for their moment to strike. During the fight, 4 of the fremen jammed their Kris knives deep into the spines of the alice clones, paralyzing them but not wasting their water by ending their lives before they can be placed into a deathstill.
Alice fired her jetpack, incinerating Fremen 1 and 2 in the process to escape the slaughter.
Super Saya-Jin Level 4 Gogeta saw the slaughter of the alice clones and began to attack.
"Kame! Hame!! HAAAA!!!" The blast of energy From his big bang kamehameha destroyed all of the remaining Fremen and the resulting sandstorm left the other combatants blind. Jill, Zod, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan, Tsavong Lah, and Artemis were all struggling to see.
"Where did they go!? I can't see a thing in this soup!" Shouted Jill.
Conan sensed the incoming danger and thrust his sword high into the air.
"OW! sonova!" shouted galactus. Conan's sword had thrust straight through his hand, unfortunately it was not able to stop the weight of his massive hand slamming down on the group. Jil, General Zod, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan, Tsavong Lah, and Artemis were reduced to a tangled mess of sinew and bone.
While Galactus was reeling from the pain in his giant purple hand, The Anti-Monitor squared off to take him on.
"Eater of worlds? pfft. I devour entire universes you weakling." And with that he began to absorb the energy from the creatures around him, The green lanterns rings were absorbed, making them easy prey for SSJ4 Gogeta who pummeled them into mush.
The Anti-Monitor then focused his attacks on Galactus, Dismantling the devourer of worlds with ease. Nova, Terrax, and Firelord all attempted to avenge galactus but the found that with his demise that their powers were fading. Alice Abernathy was able to use her telepathy to freeze them in place while she diced them up with her lightsabers.
"Sand... ugh, i hate sand..." said Anakin as he and Ahsoka took stock of the situation... "Sometimes the best thing we can do is live to fight another day Snips. " he said, and with that they ran. The distant screams of the Other Skorponok and Lord Zarock echoing across the sand behind them.
Alice's Wonder Team is victorious!
Anakin and Ahsoka live to fight another day while the rest of their teammates lay dead.
Alice's team Sees Alice Abernathy, The Anti-Monitor, and SSJ4 Gogeta survive the fight.
The Untouchables vs. The Abomitrons
“The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience."
-Frank Herbert (Dune-Rev. Mother Mohiam)
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
The Untouchables: The Legion of Super Heroes- Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Karate Kid and Brainiac 5, Onslaught, Dust, Pyro, Prof. McGonagall, Cad Bane, Sodom Yat, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, Maestro, Emperor Han, She-Hulk, Ant Man and Fremen #43-54.
The Abomitrons: Cyborg Superman, Capt. America on his motorcycle, Yaddle w/ Jedi Padawan #33, Blade, Hancock, Underdog, Cerberus, Cyborg in an Ornithopter, Abin Sur, Commander Cody w/ Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander and Bucky in a Seismic Tank, Capt. Rex w/ Phineas, Ferb and Perry in a Seismic Tank, Spider-Boy in Spiderman's helicopter, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1, Robin (Dick Grayson) in Tiger Heli Helper #2, Ultra Boy, Stryfe, Motaro, Iron Monger (Obadiah Stain), The Ben 10 Alien Force- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson and Kevin, Zombie Tails, Zombie Scooby Dumb and Jason Voorhees' mother.
The Ben 10 Alien Force- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson and Kevin face Cad Bane.
Bane: I got real business; how ‘bout you kids step aside?
Ben 10 does not step aside. Gwen uses her magical aura to encase Bane. Bane fires his weapon and Kevin absorbs the energy. Kevin fires the weapon’s force back at Bane. Bane’s hand is hit and he drops his blaster. Ben jumps on Bane and uses the Omnitrix to transform into a super powered alien. Ben pummels Bane, and with the assistance of Gwen and Kevin, dispels with the bounty hunter. They then locate Brainiac 5. Although Brainiac 5 is incredibly intelligent, his brain power is no match for the brute physical force of the Ben 10 trio.
Fremen #43-54 meet Stryfe, Motaro and Iron Monger. The Fremen are neither able to destroy Stryfe, nor Iron Monger due to their armor. Stryfe and Iron Monger take advantage of this and use their powers to destroy Fremen #43-49. Motaro is overwhelmed by Fremen #50-54. Although he manages to kill Fremen #50 and 54, he falls in the process. The remaining Fremen #51-53 are destroyed by Stryfe and Iron Monger.
Jason Voorhees’ mother sees a cat cross her path. She realizes the oddity of this event, but ignores it anyway due to her mental illness and longing for her lost son. The cat transforms into Professor McGonagall, who immediately unleashes the powers of her wand to kill Voorhees. After dispelling with Voorhees, she transforms back into a cat. McGonagall believes that she will be able to move easier in the desert area in this guise. She does not move far as Cerberus pounces upon McGonagall and tears her apart.
Captain America sees a young Arabic girl and his patriotic juices flow due to racial profiling. He barrels into her with his motorcycle. Captain America throws his shield at her and she turns into dust. Dust begins to reform. Captain America jumps back on his motorcycle and motors toward Dust. Captain America jumps through Pyro’s flaming circle of death, but still fails to reach his objective as Red Lantern Guy Gardner grabs him with his ring’s powers and shoots both him and his bike into the sand. Captain America’s motorcycle explodes and the “symbol-of-America’s-goodness” breaks his neck.
Commander Cody with Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander and Bucky in a Seismic Tank and Capt. Rex with Phineas, Ferb and Perry in a Seismic Tank simultaneously eject their pistons onto the sands below. The seismic shockwaves throw both Maestro and She-Hulk across the dunes. The two hulking characters are momentarily startled, but eventually shrug off the effects. They jump on the Seismic Tanks and rip off the hatches. They each jump into their targeted Tanks. The tattered bodies of Captain Rex, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are thrown out of the tank which She-Hulk entered. The green goddess smiles and jumps out of the tank. Out of the other Seismic Tank fly the bodies of Bucky and Commander Cody. Zachary and Kyle Houslander are not seen being thrown from the tank, but it is surmised that they have also fallen to Maestro. The tank comes to a halt and Maestro jumps out. As She-Hulk and Maestro reach the ground they are confronted by Hancock, Cyborg Superman and Underdog.
Underdog: It's not a bird, or a plane, or even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
Before Underdog can derive another witty saying, he is strangled by She-Hulk. Hancock, in response, kills She-Hulk. Cyborg Superman kills Maestro.
Zombie Scooby Dumb chomps on Ant Man. Ant Man flies through the zombie and with his weaponry, blasts through Dumb’s stomach. Zombie Scooby Dumb looks down to see his intestines littering the sand. While distracted, Bouncing Boy bounces behind Dumb, lands on his head and smashes it; Dumb dies. Bouncing Boy is then met by both Stryfe and Iron Monger, who rip the young superhero apart with their weapons.
Yaddle with Jedi Padawan #33 walk along the dunes. Jedi Padawan #33 shouts as he is killed by an unknown force. Yaddle, sensing a disturbance in the Force, throws his lightsaber in an arcing motion. The lightsaber is heard slicing through an invisible object. Phantom Girl becomes tangible and is seen lying on the ground in two pieces.
Zombie Tails shambles through the sand. He is met by Pyro, who torches the zombie. Saturn Girl attempts to control Zombie Tails, but is unable to since her telepathy does not work on the living dead. Zombie Tails jumps on Saturn Girl; she bursts into flames and dies. Ant Man scuttles by and blasts Zombie Tails’ head off.
Triplicate Girl runs from Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1 and Robin (Dick Grayson) in Tiger Heli Helper #2. Triplicate Girl replicates to avoid being killed and increase her chances of surviving. She is not successful as each Tiger Heli and Helper destroys one of the three beings; Triplicate Girl dies.
Karate Kid faces Blade.
Karate Kid: So you’re a vampire, huh?
Blade: I’m something else!
The manly acrobatics and masculine fighting skills of both fighters are somewhat erotic as the two are displayed for all to admire. Eventually, Blade manages to kill Karate Kid. While recovering from his wounds, Blade does not see Timber Wolf leap from behind and, with his claws out, slash apart Blade’s neck. Blade’s head falls to the ground and he bursts into dust. Ultra Boy flies by and kills Timber Wolf. Cosmic Boy and Lightning Lad combine forces to kill Ultra Boy. In response, Hancock and Cyber Superman kill both Cosmic Boy and Lightning Lad.
Emperor Han uses his abilities to shoot the sands at Cyborg in an Ornithopter. Cyborg loses control of the vehicle and crashes. Cyborg steps out of his craft and is engulfed by a vortex created by Han. The wind vortex sucks the air from Cyborg’s lungs. Han then shifts his vortex so that it sucks both Pyro’s flames and Dust’s sands into it. The fires burn the remaining air and, with the vicious sands repeatedly entering into Cyborg’s body, Cyborg dies. Yaddle comes to the scene and slices Emperor Han in half. Stryfe arrives and kills Dust. Spider-Boy in Spiderman's helicopter flies at Pyro. Pyro is unable to react in time and the helicopter decapitates Pyro. As Spider-Boy turns the helicopter around, he is faced with Sodom Yat and Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The lanterns easily dispel with both the helicopter and Spider-Boy. Red Lantern Guy Gardner flies away and Sodom Yat is confronted by Hancock, Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur. Although Yat manages to kill Hancock, he is eventually bested by both Abin Sur and Cyborg Superman
Onslaught has had enough and focuses on Cyborg Superman, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1, Robin (Dick Grayson) in Tiger Heli Helper #2 and Iron Monger (Obadiah Stain), who are all currently flying at him. Onslaught uses his mutant and magnetism abilities to bring together all of the metallic components of his foes. Tiger Heli, Tiger Heli Helper #1 and Helper #2 crash together. Falco, Mara Jade and Robin escape before it is too late. Iron Monger is crushed in his own armor as the armor is scrunched in with the Heli and Helpers. Cyborg Superman is also ripped into the other machinery. In a final and fatalistic act, a near-dead Cyborg Superman steers the metallic combination into Onslaught and crashes into him. The magnetic, massive, metal mass skewers Onslaught. Cerberus walks behind a mortally wounded Onslaught, sniffs and bites his head off, armor and all.
Red Lantern Guy Gardner becomes enraged and plans to fight to the death. Ant Man quashes Gardner’s “wants” and explains to him the “needs” of the Untouchables’ team-fight another day-with one less Gardner death. Gardner uses his ring to pick up Ant Man and the two fly off.
They are seen flying away by both Kyle Houslander and Zachary Houslander, who climb from the Seismic Tank.
The Untouchables: Red Lantern Guy Gardner and Ant Man alive, but retreat.
The Abomitrons: Yaddle, Cerberus, Abin Sur, Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander, Falco, Mara Jade, Robin (Dick Grayson), Stryfe, The Ben 10 Alien Force-Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson and Kevin all survive.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Frank Herbert (Dune-Rev. Mother Mohiam)
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
The Untouchables: The Legion of Super Heroes- Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Karate Kid and Brainiac 5, Onslaught, Dust, Pyro, Prof. McGonagall, Cad Bane, Sodom Yat, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, Maestro, Emperor Han, She-Hulk, Ant Man and Fremen #43-54.
The Abomitrons: Cyborg Superman, Capt. America on his motorcycle, Yaddle w/ Jedi Padawan #33, Blade, Hancock, Underdog, Cerberus, Cyborg in an Ornithopter, Abin Sur, Commander Cody w/ Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander and Bucky in a Seismic Tank, Capt. Rex w/ Phineas, Ferb and Perry in a Seismic Tank, Spider-Boy in Spiderman's helicopter, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1, Robin (Dick Grayson) in Tiger Heli Helper #2, Ultra Boy, Stryfe, Motaro, Iron Monger (Obadiah Stain), The Ben 10 Alien Force- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson and Kevin, Zombie Tails, Zombie Scooby Dumb and Jason Voorhees' mother.
The Ben 10 Alien Force- Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson and Kevin face Cad Bane.
Bane: I got real business; how ‘bout you kids step aside?
Ben 10 does not step aside. Gwen uses her magical aura to encase Bane. Bane fires his weapon and Kevin absorbs the energy. Kevin fires the weapon’s force back at Bane. Bane’s hand is hit and he drops his blaster. Ben jumps on Bane and uses the Omnitrix to transform into a super powered alien. Ben pummels Bane, and with the assistance of Gwen and Kevin, dispels with the bounty hunter. They then locate Brainiac 5. Although Brainiac 5 is incredibly intelligent, his brain power is no match for the brute physical force of the Ben 10 trio.
Fremen #43-54 meet Stryfe, Motaro and Iron Monger. The Fremen are neither able to destroy Stryfe, nor Iron Monger due to their armor. Stryfe and Iron Monger take advantage of this and use their powers to destroy Fremen #43-49. Motaro is overwhelmed by Fremen #50-54. Although he manages to kill Fremen #50 and 54, he falls in the process. The remaining Fremen #51-53 are destroyed by Stryfe and Iron Monger.
Jason Voorhees’ mother sees a cat cross her path. She realizes the oddity of this event, but ignores it anyway due to her mental illness and longing for her lost son. The cat transforms into Professor McGonagall, who immediately unleashes the powers of her wand to kill Voorhees. After dispelling with Voorhees, she transforms back into a cat. McGonagall believes that she will be able to move easier in the desert area in this guise. She does not move far as Cerberus pounces upon McGonagall and tears her apart.
Captain America sees a young Arabic girl and his patriotic juices flow due to racial profiling. He barrels into her with his motorcycle. Captain America throws his shield at her and she turns into dust. Dust begins to reform. Captain America jumps back on his motorcycle and motors toward Dust. Captain America jumps through Pyro’s flaming circle of death, but still fails to reach his objective as Red Lantern Guy Gardner grabs him with his ring’s powers and shoots both him and his bike into the sand. Captain America’s motorcycle explodes and the “symbol-of-America’s-goodness” breaks his neck.
Commander Cody with Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander and Bucky in a Seismic Tank and Capt. Rex with Phineas, Ferb and Perry in a Seismic Tank simultaneously eject their pistons onto the sands below. The seismic shockwaves throw both Maestro and She-Hulk across the dunes. The two hulking characters are momentarily startled, but eventually shrug off the effects. They jump on the Seismic Tanks and rip off the hatches. They each jump into their targeted Tanks. The tattered bodies of Captain Rex, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are thrown out of the tank which She-Hulk entered. The green goddess smiles and jumps out of the tank. Out of the other Seismic Tank fly the bodies of Bucky and Commander Cody. Zachary and Kyle Houslander are not seen being thrown from the tank, but it is surmised that they have also fallen to Maestro. The tank comes to a halt and Maestro jumps out. As She-Hulk and Maestro reach the ground they are confronted by Hancock, Cyborg Superman and Underdog.
Underdog: It's not a bird, or a plane, or even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
Before Underdog can derive another witty saying, he is strangled by She-Hulk. Hancock, in response, kills She-Hulk. Cyborg Superman kills Maestro.
Zombie Scooby Dumb chomps on Ant Man. Ant Man flies through the zombie and with his weaponry, blasts through Dumb’s stomach. Zombie Scooby Dumb looks down to see his intestines littering the sand. While distracted, Bouncing Boy bounces behind Dumb, lands on his head and smashes it; Dumb dies. Bouncing Boy is then met by both Stryfe and Iron Monger, who rip the young superhero apart with their weapons.
Yaddle with Jedi Padawan #33 walk along the dunes. Jedi Padawan #33 shouts as he is killed by an unknown force. Yaddle, sensing a disturbance in the Force, throws his lightsaber in an arcing motion. The lightsaber is heard slicing through an invisible object. Phantom Girl becomes tangible and is seen lying on the ground in two pieces.
Zombie Tails shambles through the sand. He is met by Pyro, who torches the zombie. Saturn Girl attempts to control Zombie Tails, but is unable to since her telepathy does not work on the living dead. Zombie Tails jumps on Saturn Girl; she bursts into flames and dies. Ant Man scuttles by and blasts Zombie Tails’ head off.
Triplicate Girl runs from Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1 and Robin (Dick Grayson) in Tiger Heli Helper #2. Triplicate Girl replicates to avoid being killed and increase her chances of surviving. She is not successful as each Tiger Heli and Helper destroys one of the three beings; Triplicate Girl dies.
Karate Kid faces Blade.
Karate Kid: So you’re a vampire, huh?
Blade: I’m something else!
The manly acrobatics and masculine fighting skills of both fighters are somewhat erotic as the two are displayed for all to admire. Eventually, Blade manages to kill Karate Kid. While recovering from his wounds, Blade does not see Timber Wolf leap from behind and, with his claws out, slash apart Blade’s neck. Blade’s head falls to the ground and he bursts into dust. Ultra Boy flies by and kills Timber Wolf. Cosmic Boy and Lightning Lad combine forces to kill Ultra Boy. In response, Hancock and Cyber Superman kill both Cosmic Boy and Lightning Lad.
Emperor Han uses his abilities to shoot the sands at Cyborg in an Ornithopter. Cyborg loses control of the vehicle and crashes. Cyborg steps out of his craft and is engulfed by a vortex created by Han. The wind vortex sucks the air from Cyborg’s lungs. Han then shifts his vortex so that it sucks both Pyro’s flames and Dust’s sands into it. The fires burn the remaining air and, with the vicious sands repeatedly entering into Cyborg’s body, Cyborg dies. Yaddle comes to the scene and slices Emperor Han in half. Stryfe arrives and kills Dust. Spider-Boy in Spiderman's helicopter flies at Pyro. Pyro is unable to react in time and the helicopter decapitates Pyro. As Spider-Boy turns the helicopter around, he is faced with Sodom Yat and Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The lanterns easily dispel with both the helicopter and Spider-Boy. Red Lantern Guy Gardner flies away and Sodom Yat is confronted by Hancock, Cyborg Superman and Abin Sur. Although Yat manages to kill Hancock, he is eventually bested by both Abin Sur and Cyborg Superman
Onslaught has had enough and focuses on Cyborg Superman, Falco in Tiger Heli, Mara Jade in Tiger Heli Helper #1, Robin (Dick Grayson) in Tiger Heli Helper #2 and Iron Monger (Obadiah Stain), who are all currently flying at him. Onslaught uses his mutant and magnetism abilities to bring together all of the metallic components of his foes. Tiger Heli, Tiger Heli Helper #1 and Helper #2 crash together. Falco, Mara Jade and Robin escape before it is too late. Iron Monger is crushed in his own armor as the armor is scrunched in with the Heli and Helpers. Cyborg Superman is also ripped into the other machinery. In a final and fatalistic act, a near-dead Cyborg Superman steers the metallic combination into Onslaught and crashes into him. The magnetic, massive, metal mass skewers Onslaught. Cerberus walks behind a mortally wounded Onslaught, sniffs and bites his head off, armor and all.
Red Lantern Guy Gardner becomes enraged and plans to fight to the death. Ant Man quashes Gardner’s “wants” and explains to him the “needs” of the Untouchables’ team-fight another day-with one less Gardner death. Gardner uses his ring to pick up Ant Man and the two fly off.
They are seen flying away by both Kyle Houslander and Zachary Houslander, who climb from the Seismic Tank.
The Untouchables: Red Lantern Guy Gardner and Ant Man alive, but retreat.
The Abomitrons: Yaddle, Cerberus, Abin Sur, Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander, Falco, Mara Jade, Robin (Dick Grayson), Stryfe, The Ben 10 Alien Force-Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson and Kevin all survive.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. P.M.S.
Neither Le’ Napoleon Brigade or The Promiscuous Murdering Sluts bothered to send in a team for this week, so the following match will be decided by a lightsaber duel between Lord Licorice and Sprout. Now this seems like it would be a quick match, but actually it going to have to be even quicker than you might think. As the hot desert sun of Wallach IX hits them, Sprout is already beginning to wilt and Lord Licorice is already beginning to melt. The 2 fierce combatants ignite their lightsabers. Sprout’s green lightsaber clashes with the blue saber of Lord Licorice. Sprout takes the offensive but Licorice quickly shows that he has a strong defense. The 2 opponents seem very evenly matched as they twirl around like they are truly Jedis, and not just creepily animated forms of living food products. Lord Licorice takes a swing at the head of Sprout, but the Green Giant’s little homeboy moves his head just in the nick of time and loses only a tiny bud off of his green (though quickly turning brown) head. Sprout then spins around just like Even Piel showed him in the locker room during SHORT GUY LIGHTSABER TRAINING 101. With the spin diversion Sprout is able to slice off the head of Lord Licorice. Most people would reach down and take a bite after delivering the killing blow to such a tasty opponent, but not Sprout. He eats healthy and prefers nature’s candy. Sprout puts away his lightsaber and thinks: “Hmmm, well that was weird. Damn I’m thirsty”.
LE NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
LE NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
The Murderflies are Sandworm #1-5, Jawa #1, & Marine #4, 7, & 14-73.
The Valley is Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber) in Ratts Tyrelle's pod, (young) Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) & Kister in Odee Mandrell's pod, Moritani #2-15, Kree Soldier #2-36, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, & Little Goomba #7-34.
Star Fox races thru the dunes in his pod, not at all looking forward to the match that he is about to lead his team into. He contacts Anakin over his com and tells him: “listen kid, I’ve encountered these Sandworms before. Now we are going to try a few attacks on them; but if it doesn’t work out then we are going to turn these pods around and get out of here. Is that clear“? “We heard you boss”. Kister says into the com for Anakin (he’s gotta do something while Anakin does most of the work). Star Fox radios the rest of his troops to tell them to stand at the ready for what is about to attack. Star Fox would do anything for The Syracuse Valley and his loyalty runs deep, but he doesn’t get why they even have to show up to a battle like this: “Of all the weeks to have to fight The Murderflies” McLeod thinks to himself “and they don’t even bother to give me a ship with any weapons on it”. The bullet catchers, I mean Little Goombas are The Valley’s front line with The Giant Hammer Bros. right behind them. The Kree Soldiers are next with The Moritani ready at the back, having convinced the coaching staff of Commander Dogstar and Mcgruff that they were “the elite force”. The 62 Marines actually summon the worms with a new and improved Ronco thumper as they are going to attempt to ride the worm like they were ridden by The Fremen back on their planet of origin: Arrakis. Jawa #1 runs away from his own team and the plan that has more potential for failure than the drafting of Wu-Tang in the first round. The Jawa succeeds in getting away from his own team, but in the process wanders over where the Valley are set up and gets conked in the head by a giant hammer from Giant Hammer Bros. #2. The Marines begin to see wormsign as the sand seems almost electrified, but they quickly find out 2 things. 1 being that it takes more than being addicted to spice to be able to ride a sandworm, and 2, that Ron Popeil’s thumper works a little to well, as it summoned not 1 worm but the other 4 as well. The marines might be well-trained fighters, but they simply do not have the know-how of a Fremen who was born being taught the skills of worm-riding among many other needed desert talents. The worms go crazy when they eject from the sands and see a desert landscape littered with trespassers. The worms come crashing down on top of the people around and onto themselves. Although there is no sandstorm raging at the time it seems as if there is from the amount of upturned sand at the rising of these massive beasts. None of the 62 marines are able to carry out the plan, as they all fall victim to their own sandworms. The Moritani Soldier’s personal Holtzman shields offer no protection from the mighty makers and the Giant Hammer Bros. seem anything but giant once Shai Halud shows himself in the open desert. If the Kree soldiers are stronger and more durable than humans as most are certain that they are, then it was not noticeable while they were being attacked and quickly engulfed by the Sandworms. One can guess what the Little Goombas accomplished against the worms: nothing. In the end, all of the soldiers are no where to be found and the only dead things visible to me as the watcher are the enormous dead carcasses of Sandworms #3 & 4 who did not end up on the right side of the territorial battle with the other worms. Anakin sees this and gets caught up in the moment. Star Fox orders the retreat but before he can even spit out the complete order he finds himself yelling: “ANAKIN NOOOO” when he sees Anakin ignite his lightsaber and race head on toward the giant worm. Fox’s initial reaction is to chase after the pod and rescue the 2 kids, but he sees that Anakin is way to far away for him to do anything about it. An old soldier like him knows the difference between nobility and foolishness, he just wishes he had enough time to teach it to Anakin. Star Fox guns his pod and retreats back to base like his team has had to do more times than he cares to admit.
BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTNG MURDERFLIES ARE VICTRIOUS!
The Valley is Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber) in Ratts Tyrelle's pod, (young) Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) & Kister in Odee Mandrell's pod, Moritani #2-15, Kree Soldier #2-36, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, & Little Goomba #7-34.
Star Fox races thru the dunes in his pod, not at all looking forward to the match that he is about to lead his team into. He contacts Anakin over his com and tells him: “listen kid, I’ve encountered these Sandworms before. Now we are going to try a few attacks on them; but if it doesn’t work out then we are going to turn these pods around and get out of here. Is that clear“? “We heard you boss”. Kister says into the com for Anakin (he’s gotta do something while Anakin does most of the work). Star Fox radios the rest of his troops to tell them to stand at the ready for what is about to attack. Star Fox would do anything for The Syracuse Valley and his loyalty runs deep, but he doesn’t get why they even have to show up to a battle like this: “Of all the weeks to have to fight The Murderflies” McLeod thinks to himself “and they don’t even bother to give me a ship with any weapons on it”. The bullet catchers, I mean Little Goombas are The Valley’s front line with The Giant Hammer Bros. right behind them. The Kree Soldiers are next with The Moritani ready at the back, having convinced the coaching staff of Commander Dogstar and Mcgruff that they were “the elite force”. The 62 Marines actually summon the worms with a new and improved Ronco thumper as they are going to attempt to ride the worm like they were ridden by The Fremen back on their planet of origin: Arrakis. Jawa #1 runs away from his own team and the plan that has more potential for failure than the drafting of Wu-Tang in the first round. The Jawa succeeds in getting away from his own team, but in the process wanders over where the Valley are set up and gets conked in the head by a giant hammer from Giant Hammer Bros. #2. The Marines begin to see wormsign as the sand seems almost electrified, but they quickly find out 2 things. 1 being that it takes more than being addicted to spice to be able to ride a sandworm, and 2, that Ron Popeil’s thumper works a little to well, as it summoned not 1 worm but the other 4 as well. The marines might be well-trained fighters, but they simply do not have the know-how of a Fremen who was born being taught the skills of worm-riding among many other needed desert talents. The worms go crazy when they eject from the sands and see a desert landscape littered with trespassers. The worms come crashing down on top of the people around and onto themselves. Although there is no sandstorm raging at the time it seems as if there is from the amount of upturned sand at the rising of these massive beasts. None of the 62 marines are able to carry out the plan, as they all fall victim to their own sandworms. The Moritani Soldier’s personal Holtzman shields offer no protection from the mighty makers and the Giant Hammer Bros. seem anything but giant once Shai Halud shows himself in the open desert. If the Kree soldiers are stronger and more durable than humans as most are certain that they are, then it was not noticeable while they were being attacked and quickly engulfed by the Sandworms. One can guess what the Little Goombas accomplished against the worms: nothing. In the end, all of the soldiers are no where to be found and the only dead things visible to me as the watcher are the enormous dead carcasses of Sandworms #3 & 4 who did not end up on the right side of the territorial battle with the other worms. Anakin sees this and gets caught up in the moment. Star Fox orders the retreat but before he can even spit out the complete order he finds himself yelling: “ANAKIN NOOOO” when he sees Anakin ignite his lightsaber and race head on toward the giant worm. Fox’s initial reaction is to chase after the pod and rescue the 2 kids, but he sees that Anakin is way to far away for him to do anything about it. An old soldier like him knows the difference between nobility and foolishness, he just wishes he had enough time to teach it to Anakin. Star Fox guns his pod and retreats back to base like his team has had to do more times than he cares to admit.
BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTNG MURDERFLIES ARE VICTRIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Sandworm #14, Hades, The Balrog of Moria, Moltenadon, Fremen #31-42, Sheanna, Moneo Atreides, Juggernaut, Havoc, Daken, Gurney Halleck, Archangel, Pinhead, Hal Jordan Parallax, Medusa, Annihilus, & Sunspot.
Team S.P. is Capt. Carrot & his Amazing Zoo Crew, Speed Buggy, Tinker, Mark, Debbie, Kang the Conqueror, Mr. Figure, Lawrence, Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, The Enchantress, Kahn, Deathbird, Jubilee, Binary, Vision, Blockbuster, Blink, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Skrull #24, Mastermind, Stick, Female Sentinel #2-7, & Quicksilver.
Sheanna, along with Gurney Halleck lead the 12 Fremen soldiers in planting a thumper and summoning the great maker of Shai Halud. Both teams stand in awe as the giant Sandworm #14 comes raging out of the dunes, but Sheanna, Gurney, and her sietch of Fremen have no problem setting their maker hooks and climbing on top of the giant worm. Once atop the worm the Fremen have no problem controlling it, like so many of their ancestors have for thousands of years. The worm-riders mow thru their opponents team and in their first run wipe out Capt. Carrot and the rest of the Zoo Crew, Mr. Figure, w/ both of his henchmen Lawrence & Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, Kahn, Deathbird, Skrull #24 (looking much like Mastermind today), Jubilee, & Stick. Havoc & Daken jump onto the hood of Speed Buggy and make short work of the people inside the living car, killing Tinker, Mark, & Debbie with ease; but The Speed Buggy is able to make a sharp turn and throw the 2 mutants from its hood before they can destroy him as well. The Enchantress uses her powers of Asgardian charm to lure over Moneo and Atreides, but when he shows up she snaps his neck. The skilled fighter does not even attempt to use his lightning fast reflexes to dodge the attack or fight back, because he is so caught up in her mystical spell. Hal Jordan Parallax, Annihilus, Sunspot, & Archangel combine forces to take out both the heavy hitters of Blockbuster & Giant Man, but Mastermind is able to tap into the mind of Hal Jordan. Once inside he accentuates the struggle between the man and the fear entity to such an extreme that it leaves Jordan an absolute vegetable. Annihilus then crushes Mastermind before he can carry out an attack on any of the other Horsemen. The 6 Female Sentinels attack the giant Sandworm as a unit, but they are dwarfed by the mighty Maker. There weaponry has next to no effect on the worm and they are all destroyed by it’s sheer might. Whether it be because he is an android or because he is in a state of intangibility is unclear; but Medusa’s powers seem to have no effect on Vision. Vision does his classic, reanimate the hand bit while it is in her chest and pull out something important to kill Medusa. Spider-Woman & Binary are about to face off against Juggernaut when they become surrounded by Havoc, Daken, Archangel, Annihilus, & Sunspot. Blink runs in to seemingly lend a hand, but instead she creates a portal underneath her and her 2 teammates to bring them back to Team S.P. headquarters. Speed Buggy picks up Enchantress and they race thru the dunes to escape the fight as well. Quicksilver attempts to race away from the fight, but The Fremen push the Sandworm to its limit and catch Quicksilver before he can escape to provide the Sandworm with a snack that was barely worth the effort. Hades, The 2 Balrogs, and Pinhead do not even bother to come out of the depths to join this battle.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team S.P. is Capt. Carrot & his Amazing Zoo Crew, Speed Buggy, Tinker, Mark, Debbie, Kang the Conqueror, Mr. Figure, Lawrence, Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, The Enchantress, Kahn, Deathbird, Jubilee, Binary, Vision, Blockbuster, Blink, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Skrull #24, Mastermind, Stick, Female Sentinel #2-7, & Quicksilver.
Sheanna, along with Gurney Halleck lead the 12 Fremen soldiers in planting a thumper and summoning the great maker of Shai Halud. Both teams stand in awe as the giant Sandworm #14 comes raging out of the dunes, but Sheanna, Gurney, and her sietch of Fremen have no problem setting their maker hooks and climbing on top of the giant worm. Once atop the worm the Fremen have no problem controlling it, like so many of their ancestors have for thousands of years. The worm-riders mow thru their opponents team and in their first run wipe out Capt. Carrot and the rest of the Zoo Crew, Mr. Figure, w/ both of his henchmen Lawrence & Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, Kahn, Deathbird, Skrull #24 (looking much like Mastermind today), Jubilee, & Stick. Havoc & Daken jump onto the hood of Speed Buggy and make short work of the people inside the living car, killing Tinker, Mark, & Debbie with ease; but The Speed Buggy is able to make a sharp turn and throw the 2 mutants from its hood before they can destroy him as well. The Enchantress uses her powers of Asgardian charm to lure over Moneo and Atreides, but when he shows up she snaps his neck. The skilled fighter does not even attempt to use his lightning fast reflexes to dodge the attack or fight back, because he is so caught up in her mystical spell. Hal Jordan Parallax, Annihilus, Sunspot, & Archangel combine forces to take out both the heavy hitters of Blockbuster & Giant Man, but Mastermind is able to tap into the mind of Hal Jordan. Once inside he accentuates the struggle between the man and the fear entity to such an extreme that it leaves Jordan an absolute vegetable. Annihilus then crushes Mastermind before he can carry out an attack on any of the other Horsemen. The 6 Female Sentinels attack the giant Sandworm as a unit, but they are dwarfed by the mighty Maker. There weaponry has next to no effect on the worm and they are all destroyed by it’s sheer might. Whether it be because he is an android or because he is in a state of intangibility is unclear; but Medusa’s powers seem to have no effect on Vision. Vision does his classic, reanimate the hand bit while it is in her chest and pull out something important to kill Medusa. Spider-Woman & Binary are about to face off against Juggernaut when they become surrounded by Havoc, Daken, Archangel, Annihilus, & Sunspot. Blink runs in to seemingly lend a hand, but instead she creates a portal underneath her and her 2 teammates to bring them back to Team S.P. headquarters. Speed Buggy picks up Enchantress and they race thru the dunes to escape the fight as well. Quicksilver attempts to race away from the fight, but The Fremen push the Sandworm to its limit and catch Quicksilver before he can escape to provide the Sandworm with a snack that was barely worth the effort. Hades, The 2 Balrogs, and Pinhead do not even bother to come out of the depths to join this battle.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obam's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hayley's Comets
The Commandos are Dave Bowman: The Green Lantrn Starchild, Numnius, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Lazarus Long in an Ornithopter, Sardakaur #13-18, Rodimus Prime, Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg, Huma Dragonbane on his Red Dragon, Black Dragon #15, The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloo & Gleep, Vorian Atreides in a Mig, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, (Movie) Devastator: Demolisher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, Hightower, & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, & Bala Repaul.
The Comets are Sandworm #9 & 13, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Grottle, Wartorle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Charmeleon, Drago, The Shining Force, Halk Karr, Trygon, Omac, & Watchdog #1-10.
Bowman and Numnius are being forced to put their differences aside by Coach Obama (he just sat down with them for a few minutes and they put aside their dispute kind of like he does with foreign countries). The Starchild and Numnius fly over to Bashar Miles Teg and The Starchild begins to speak: "I understand that this is your home planet Miles, and I also believe the intel that the team we are about to go up against has 2 Sandworms. So I must ask Bashar, how does one go about killing a Sandworm"? Miles Teg answers: "Oh, is that all you wanted to know, it's easy. You just wait 10,000 years for them to die of natural causes". The Paul ghola looks around his surroundings, and finds it strange that he is not comfortable in the setting. He knows who he is supposed to become and that this place should feel right at home to him, but it is still all to foreign to him. The powers that be in the Commando organization have told Rodimus time and time again how enormous the sandworms are, but he is still unafraid of what they have to offer. Rodimus is used to leading Transformers up against opponents that everybody else describes as "huge". Rodimus leads The Constructicons and the dragons into the fray where he is certain that the sandworms will show themselves. In the meantime The Justice Force and The Herculoids are battling with each other, but just like in their respective cartoons nobody seems to be getting hurt (not that the character Nobody is getting hurt, I really mean that nobody is getting hurt). Halk Karr rips Bala Repaul in half before he can even ignite his lightsaber, but Superman's little brother is then instantly destroyed by the powers of Dex-Tar and Karu-Sil. Trygon simply wills the death of Karu-Sil; but once Harry Potter uses his magical powers to back up the magic of Dumbledore, they are able to overcome the evil of Trygon and destroy him. Omac is chasing after Dex-Tar, but out of nowhere, 2 attacks come from either side. Lazarus Long and Vorian Atreides take their respective vehicles to their top speeds and blow Omac out of the air as they pass right by each other. What Rodimus Prime has been waiting for, finally happens as the 2 massive sandworms come crashing out of the sand. Rodimus and The Constructicons are instantly dwarfed by the massive beasts and are then quickly and easily engulfed within the mouths of the great beasts. The Sandworms go on to take out all 6 Sardakaurs as well as all 10 of their own Watchdogs. The Black Dragon as well as Huma & his Red Dragon are next for the sandworms. Numnius and Bowman decide that it is officially time for them to put their differences aside and unify the Commandos once and for all. Numnius uses her immense cosmic powers to pacify the 2 worms momentarily while Bowman uses his newfound power of green energy which is multiplied exponentially by his own amazing abilities. With this power, combined with his green ring and the powers of Numnius he transports the 2 enormous worms millions of miles away, into the vacuum of space. Bowman and Numnius do their best to hide how weakened they really are by what they have just accomplished. Bashar Miles Teg then orders his Commandos to surround what is left of The Comets. The 2 teams are about equal in numbers, but the power surplus lies in the hands of The Commandos. Ash asks Silver Sentry: "What's the plan, now that the Sandworms are gone"? Sentry replies with: "The Sandworms were the plan. How about you Max, does one of your guys have a spell to get us out of this"? He asks of the Shining Force leader. Max replies with: "Yeah, I got the perfect one". Max says as he casts the egress spell, and allows the vast majority of his team to live and fight another day.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH
The Comets are Sandworm #9 & 13, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Grottle, Wartorle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Charmeleon, Drago, The Shining Force, Halk Karr, Trygon, Omac, & Watchdog #1-10.
Bowman and Numnius are being forced to put their differences aside by Coach Obama (he just sat down with them for a few minutes and they put aside their dispute kind of like he does with foreign countries). The Starchild and Numnius fly over to Bashar Miles Teg and The Starchild begins to speak: "I understand that this is your home planet Miles, and I also believe the intel that the team we are about to go up against has 2 Sandworms. So I must ask Bashar, how does one go about killing a Sandworm"? Miles Teg answers: "Oh, is that all you wanted to know, it's easy. You just wait 10,000 years for them to die of natural causes". The Paul ghola looks around his surroundings, and finds it strange that he is not comfortable in the setting. He knows who he is supposed to become and that this place should feel right at home to him, but it is still all to foreign to him. The powers that be in the Commando organization have told Rodimus time and time again how enormous the sandworms are, but he is still unafraid of what they have to offer. Rodimus is used to leading Transformers up against opponents that everybody else describes as "huge". Rodimus leads The Constructicons and the dragons into the fray where he is certain that the sandworms will show themselves. In the meantime The Justice Force and The Herculoids are battling with each other, but just like in their respective cartoons nobody seems to be getting hurt (not that the character Nobody is getting hurt, I really mean that nobody is getting hurt). Halk Karr rips Bala Repaul in half before he can even ignite his lightsaber, but Superman's little brother is then instantly destroyed by the powers of Dex-Tar and Karu-Sil. Trygon simply wills the death of Karu-Sil; but once Harry Potter uses his magical powers to back up the magic of Dumbledore, they are able to overcome the evil of Trygon and destroy him. Omac is chasing after Dex-Tar, but out of nowhere, 2 attacks come from either side. Lazarus Long and Vorian Atreides take their respective vehicles to their top speeds and blow Omac out of the air as they pass right by each other. What Rodimus Prime has been waiting for, finally happens as the 2 massive sandworms come crashing out of the sand. Rodimus and The Constructicons are instantly dwarfed by the massive beasts and are then quickly and easily engulfed within the mouths of the great beasts. The Sandworms go on to take out all 6 Sardakaurs as well as all 10 of their own Watchdogs. The Black Dragon as well as Huma & his Red Dragon are next for the sandworms. Numnius and Bowman decide that it is officially time for them to put their differences aside and unify the Commandos once and for all. Numnius uses her immense cosmic powers to pacify the 2 worms momentarily while Bowman uses his newfound power of green energy which is multiplied exponentially by his own amazing abilities. With this power, combined with his green ring and the powers of Numnius he transports the 2 enormous worms millions of miles away, into the vacuum of space. Bowman and Numnius do their best to hide how weakened they really are by what they have just accomplished. Bashar Miles Teg then orders his Commandos to surround what is left of The Comets. The 2 teams are about equal in numbers, but the power surplus lies in the hands of The Commandos. Ash asks Silver Sentry: "What's the plan, now that the Sandworms are gone"? Sentry replies with: "The Sandworms were the plan. How about you Max, does one of your guys have a spell to get us out of this"? He asks of the Shining Force leader. Max replies with: "Yeah, I got the perfect one". Max says as he casts the egress spell, and allows the vast majority of his team to live and fight another day.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH
The Right Wing vs Better Than All of You
The Right Wing is Superwoman, The Voltari: Aro (w/ a red lightsaber), Caius, & Marcus, Victoria (w/ a red lightsaber), Jool Nooret, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Lyra the She-Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Perseus, Ulysses I, & Ulysses II, Jacen Solo, & Blue Lantern #2.
Better Than All of You is Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Iron Spider Man, Anti-Venom, Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1, Jedi Councilman #1, Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), & Gandalf the White.
The sand on Scorched Wallach IX whips through the night air violently as these two National League teams square off. Grey Hulk and Abomination are the first to attack. They both leap right into the middle of the Pantheon and smash Ulysses I, Ulysses II, Perseus, Andromeda, Atalanta, Delphi and Cassiopeia into the ground before there is even a counter attack. Jool Noret then leads Achilles, Lyra and Victoria against the powerhouses. Victoria uses her speed and cunning to defeat Abomination with a lightsaber to the back of his neck. Jool and Lyra try and double team Grey Hulk, but Jool is smashed by Hulk’s mighty fists. Lyra wounds Grey Hulk with her lightsaber, but she is grabbed by the throat of the grey goliath. She then has her neck snapped by the giant they call “Mr. Fix-It.” Victoria quickly regroup with Aro, Caius and Marcus as they quadruple team Jedi Councilman #1, who is unable to defend such an attack. He is however able to slay Caius. Iron Spider-Man then flings in and takes out Agamemnon and Jason with his upgraded suit. Not to be out done, Hulk Hogan flies in, wearing his Mandalorian Armor and kills Hector and Paris with his blue lightsaber. “Beat that brother!” barks Hogan to Spidey. “You know, I was always more of a Macho Man fan myself,” quips Iron Spider-Man as he leaps away. Hulk Hogan then finds himself being attacked by Achilles, Ajax and Jacen Solo. The three of them beat him down to the ground, but Hogan knocks them all off of him. He then begins to shake his head from side to side as Ajax continues to pound on him, but the blows seem to have no effect. Hulk Hogan then blocks Ajax’s punch and points right in his face. But Jacen Solo plunges his lightsaber into Hogan’s back, killing the Real American. Grey Hulk then slams down on top of Ajax, crushing him. He then squashes Achilles’ skull with a mighty clap of his hands. Gandalf the White follows Grey Hulk up with a powerful bolt of magic which kills Jacen Solo. Superwoman (the Lucy Lane version) then flies in and tries to attack Gandalf. The powerful wizard quickly uses his magic to knock her back into the waiting arms of Grey Hulk. She struggles to free herself from Hulk’s grip, but in doing so, she ruptures the containment field of her suit. “Bruce, quick launch her into the sky!” yells Gandalf. Grey Hulk then fires Superwoman up into the air, just in the nick of time as her body explodes. Silver Surfer then see’s his teammate’s body explode and swoops in to try and tip the scale back into his team’s favor. The fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, attempt to block Surfer’s path, but both just receive a dual blast of cosmic energy and green energy from Surfer’s new green power ring. They are reduced to mere ash as ‘Ol Chromedome continues his path. Red Lantern #1 and Yellow Lantern #1 team up and take out Prometheus as Blue Lantern #2 is just a little too slow to aid her teammate. But Blue Lantern #2 is able to complete cancel out Red Lantern #1’s power ring, which allows Aro to leap into the air and cut him in half. Marcus and Victoria are then attacked by Anti-Venom, who uses his powers to reverse the vampire curse that has given Marcus his longevity. But in doing so, Marcus’s body instantly reverts to his proper age, which is roughly 3,300 years old. Victoria then viciously hacks Anti-Venom to pieces with her red lightsaber as the sonic boom of Silver Surfer’s arrival sounds overhead. “Gandalf the White, take your team and go. This battle is over,” Silver Surfer calmly says to his opponent. But before Gandalf can answer Surfer, Yellow Lantern #1 flies in and tries to attack the leader of The Right Wing. Silver Surfer doesn’t ever break eye contact with Gandalf, but he does raise his right hand and blasts Yellow Lantern away with a braided bolt of cosmic and green energy. “I will not say this again,” Surfer says now with a much more sterner tone. Gandalf knows that Silver Surfer is right, the match is over. He uses his magic to get himself, Grey Hulk and Iron Spider-Man off of Scorched Wallach IX.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
Better Than All of You is Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Iron Spider Man, Anti-Venom, Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1, Jedi Councilman #1, Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), & Gandalf the White.
The sand on Scorched Wallach IX whips through the night air violently as these two National League teams square off. Grey Hulk and Abomination are the first to attack. They both leap right into the middle of the Pantheon and smash Ulysses I, Ulysses II, Perseus, Andromeda, Atalanta, Delphi and Cassiopeia into the ground before there is even a counter attack. Jool Noret then leads Achilles, Lyra and Victoria against the powerhouses. Victoria uses her speed and cunning to defeat Abomination with a lightsaber to the back of his neck. Jool and Lyra try and double team Grey Hulk, but Jool is smashed by Hulk’s mighty fists. Lyra wounds Grey Hulk with her lightsaber, but she is grabbed by the throat of the grey goliath. She then has her neck snapped by the giant they call “Mr. Fix-It.” Victoria quickly regroup with Aro, Caius and Marcus as they quadruple team Jedi Councilman #1, who is unable to defend such an attack. He is however able to slay Caius. Iron Spider-Man then flings in and takes out Agamemnon and Jason with his upgraded suit. Not to be out done, Hulk Hogan flies in, wearing his Mandalorian Armor and kills Hector and Paris with his blue lightsaber. “Beat that brother!” barks Hogan to Spidey. “You know, I was always more of a Macho Man fan myself,” quips Iron Spider-Man as he leaps away. Hulk Hogan then finds himself being attacked by Achilles, Ajax and Jacen Solo. The three of them beat him down to the ground, but Hogan knocks them all off of him. He then begins to shake his head from side to side as Ajax continues to pound on him, but the blows seem to have no effect. Hulk Hogan then blocks Ajax’s punch and points right in his face. But Jacen Solo plunges his lightsaber into Hogan’s back, killing the Real American. Grey Hulk then slams down on top of Ajax, crushing him. He then squashes Achilles’ skull with a mighty clap of his hands. Gandalf the White follows Grey Hulk up with a powerful bolt of magic which kills Jacen Solo. Superwoman (the Lucy Lane version) then flies in and tries to attack Gandalf. The powerful wizard quickly uses his magic to knock her back into the waiting arms of Grey Hulk. She struggles to free herself from Hulk’s grip, but in doing so, she ruptures the containment field of her suit. “Bruce, quick launch her into the sky!” yells Gandalf. Grey Hulk then fires Superwoman up into the air, just in the nick of time as her body explodes. Silver Surfer then see’s his teammate’s body explode and swoops in to try and tip the scale back into his team’s favor. The fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, attempt to block Surfer’s path, but both just receive a dual blast of cosmic energy and green energy from Surfer’s new green power ring. They are reduced to mere ash as ‘Ol Chromedome continues his path. Red Lantern #1 and Yellow Lantern #1 team up and take out Prometheus as Blue Lantern #2 is just a little too slow to aid her teammate. But Blue Lantern #2 is able to complete cancel out Red Lantern #1’s power ring, which allows Aro to leap into the air and cut him in half. Marcus and Victoria are then attacked by Anti-Venom, who uses his powers to reverse the vampire curse that has given Marcus his longevity. But in doing so, Marcus’s body instantly reverts to his proper age, which is roughly 3,300 years old. Victoria then viciously hacks Anti-Venom to pieces with her red lightsaber as the sonic boom of Silver Surfer’s arrival sounds overhead. “Gandalf the White, take your team and go. This battle is over,” Silver Surfer calmly says to his opponent. But before Gandalf can answer Surfer, Yellow Lantern #1 flies in and tries to attack the leader of The Right Wing. Silver Surfer doesn’t ever break eye contact with Gandalf, but he does raise his right hand and blasts Yellow Lantern away with a braided bolt of cosmic and green energy. “I will not say this again,” Surfer says now with a much more sterner tone. Gandalf knows that Silver Surfer is right, the match is over. He uses his magic to get himself, Grey Hulk and Iron Spider-Man off of Scorched Wallach IX.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs Logical Genocide
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Sandworm #10, Eeth Koth, Starkiller, Xio Jade, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5, Dementor #7, Predator #49, The Leader w/red lightsaber, Xenomorph #33, Lord Dredd, Dr. Voodoo, Ultra Magnus, Ducan Idaho Ghola #8, Blue Wizard #2, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Junkeon #17 & #18, Force Adept #1-4, Yellow Jacket, and Majik.
Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Ion, Nekron, Ed the Neo Cymek, Predator #48, Zombie Tyler Durden, Warwolves #3,6,7,&9, Black Dragon #11, V w/yellow ring, Bane, Shatterstar, Manhunters #1-3, Magmar, Hawk, Starman, The Ray, Red Lantern #2, Jedi #28, and Chris Seeney.
Logical Genocide’s locker room has been in quite the disarray this past week, due to Chris Seeney’s violent eruption after losing the “Green Lantern Ring Match” against Built Ford Tough. Head Coach Geoff Johns has decided that the best way to solve this problem is to unleash him out on the desert battlefield of Scorched Wallach IX this week and hope he can properly channel this anger. “There is great rage inside of you boy. Let’s see if we can get you that Red Lantern ring this week,” growls Red Lantern #2. “Just stay out of my way!” yells Seeney. The four Warwolves rush in together and attack the Bullies three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. The Jedi’s are able to kill all four Warwolves, but only Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4 is alive. Chris Seeney sneaks up and steals the two lightsabers from the fallen Jedis. “Ahh, this is just what I need,” Chris says to himself. He then double backs and joins up with Bane and Hawk. The three angry members of Logical Genocide then all jump Lord Dredd, Xio Jade and Force Adepts #2 and #3. Bane picks Xio Jade up and snaps her back over his knee. Seeney in his blood lust rage surprisingly kills both Force Adepts. Hawk then viciously kills Lord Dredd. The three men are now absolutely soaked in their opponents’ blood. Just then the sand begins to quake beneath the two teams’ feet. Both teams Sandworms burst out of the sand and devour Magmar, Jedi #28, Zombie Tyler Durden, Predator #48, Force Adept #1 and Blue Wizard #2. They then begin to attack each other as Ion and Nekron decide to finally work together. Ion takes flight and mustards all his power and with Nekron they kill the Bullies’ Sandworm. But their own team’s Sandworm is causing just as much devastation. It has now also killed Black Dragon #11, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4, Predator #49, Manhunter #1, Junkeon #17 and Force Adept #4. The team of Starkiller, Eeth Koth and The Leader, who is wielding a red lightsaber, all find themselves surrounded by Shatterstar, Starman, The Ray and V with his yellow power ring. Starkiller leaps into action first and slices Shatterstar’s dual swords in half, and then follows it up by doing the same to Shatterstar himself. V blasts The Leader’s lightsaber out of his hand with a yellow energy blast, which makes The Leader susceptible to an energy blast from Starman which kills the intelligent being. The Ray then uses his powers to overload both Master Koth’s and Starkiller’s lightsabers. Starkiller then attempts to kill The Ray with a blast of Force Lightning, but The Ray just absorbs it and redirects it back and even more powerful at his opponents, which vaporize them. Ultra Magnus leaps up onto the back of the massive form of Ed the Neo-Cymek, while it’s being attacked by Cybertronian Guardian #10. The Neo-Cymek defeats the Guardian, but Ultra Magnus is able to blast open the protected area where the living brain is stored. Magnus destroys the brain, thus killing the Neo-Cymek. Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 swiftly moves through the desert and uses his Ginaz sword to run through Hawk before he can even put up a fight. Chris Seeney has his two stolen lightsabers ignited awaiting the Idaho Ghola who is rushing towards him. But before he can reach Seeney, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 is blasted into nothing by Ion. “Arrrrrggg!!! I could have taken him!!” screams Chris at Ion. Nekron then uses his power over all that is evil and dark to destroy Dementor #7 before turning his attention to Dr. Voodoo. The Sorcerer Supreme tries to cast several spells on Nekron, but they are all for not, as Nekron rips the very soul from Dr. Voodoo, killing him. Red Lantern #2 flies in and blasts a hole right through the chest of Junkeon #18 and flies right through it. The two remaining Manhunters then blast away the lone Xenomorph. “Magik, you have to get us out of here!” shouts Ultra Magnus. The little sister of Colossus then uses her mutant powers to teleport herself, Yellowjacket, and Ultra Magnus far away from this battle. “FINALLY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’VE WON!! I DID IT!! ME!! ALL ME!!! I’VE WON!!!” yells Chris Seeney.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!
Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Ion, Nekron, Ed the Neo Cymek, Predator #48, Zombie Tyler Durden, Warwolves #3,6,7,&9, Black Dragon #11, V w/yellow ring, Bane, Shatterstar, Manhunters #1-3, Magmar, Hawk, Starman, The Ray, Red Lantern #2, Jedi #28, and Chris Seeney.
Logical Genocide’s locker room has been in quite the disarray this past week, due to Chris Seeney’s violent eruption after losing the “Green Lantern Ring Match” against Built Ford Tough. Head Coach Geoff Johns has decided that the best way to solve this problem is to unleash him out on the desert battlefield of Scorched Wallach IX this week and hope he can properly channel this anger. “There is great rage inside of you boy. Let’s see if we can get you that Red Lantern ring this week,” growls Red Lantern #2. “Just stay out of my way!” yells Seeney. The four Warwolves rush in together and attack the Bullies three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. The Jedi’s are able to kill all four Warwolves, but only Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4 is alive. Chris Seeney sneaks up and steals the two lightsabers from the fallen Jedis. “Ahh, this is just what I need,” Chris says to himself. He then double backs and joins up with Bane and Hawk. The three angry members of Logical Genocide then all jump Lord Dredd, Xio Jade and Force Adepts #2 and #3. Bane picks Xio Jade up and snaps her back over his knee. Seeney in his blood lust rage surprisingly kills both Force Adepts. Hawk then viciously kills Lord Dredd. The three men are now absolutely soaked in their opponents’ blood. Just then the sand begins to quake beneath the two teams’ feet. Both teams Sandworms burst out of the sand and devour Magmar, Jedi #28, Zombie Tyler Durden, Predator #48, Force Adept #1 and Blue Wizard #2. They then begin to attack each other as Ion and Nekron decide to finally work together. Ion takes flight and mustards all his power and with Nekron they kill the Bullies’ Sandworm. But their own team’s Sandworm is causing just as much devastation. It has now also killed Black Dragon #11, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4, Predator #49, Manhunter #1, Junkeon #17 and Force Adept #4. The team of Starkiller, Eeth Koth and The Leader, who is wielding a red lightsaber, all find themselves surrounded by Shatterstar, Starman, The Ray and V with his yellow power ring. Starkiller leaps into action first and slices Shatterstar’s dual swords in half, and then follows it up by doing the same to Shatterstar himself. V blasts The Leader’s lightsaber out of his hand with a yellow energy blast, which makes The Leader susceptible to an energy blast from Starman which kills the intelligent being. The Ray then uses his powers to overload both Master Koth’s and Starkiller’s lightsabers. Starkiller then attempts to kill The Ray with a blast of Force Lightning, but The Ray just absorbs it and redirects it back and even more powerful at his opponents, which vaporize them. Ultra Magnus leaps up onto the back of the massive form of Ed the Neo-Cymek, while it’s being attacked by Cybertronian Guardian #10. The Neo-Cymek defeats the Guardian, but Ultra Magnus is able to blast open the protected area where the living brain is stored. Magnus destroys the brain, thus killing the Neo-Cymek. Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 swiftly moves through the desert and uses his Ginaz sword to run through Hawk before he can even put up a fight. Chris Seeney has his two stolen lightsabers ignited awaiting the Idaho Ghola who is rushing towards him. But before he can reach Seeney, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 is blasted into nothing by Ion. “Arrrrrggg!!! I could have taken him!!” screams Chris at Ion. Nekron then uses his power over all that is evil and dark to destroy Dementor #7 before turning his attention to Dr. Voodoo. The Sorcerer Supreme tries to cast several spells on Nekron, but they are all for not, as Nekron rips the very soul from Dr. Voodoo, killing him. Red Lantern #2 flies in and blasts a hole right through the chest of Junkeon #18 and flies right through it. The two remaining Manhunters then blast away the lone Xenomorph. “Magik, you have to get us out of here!” shouts Ultra Magnus. The little sister of Colossus then uses her mutant powers to teleport herself, Yellowjacket, and Ultra Magnus far away from this battle. “FINALLY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’VE WON!! I DID IT!! ME!! ALL ME!!! I’VE WON!!!” yells Chris Seeney.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!
TEAM vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches
TEAM is God Emporer Leto II, The Presence, Imperiex, Ultraman, Power Ring, White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon El, Superboy, Lor Zod, Voltron, The Shining Force w/ Bokken, Wil-E-Coyote, Roadrunner, and Mike & Laura Sroka.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Chip on Black Dragon #9, heading Black Dragons #5-7, 9, 13-14, Dale on Green Dragon #17, heading Green Dragons # 13-18, Ewok #48 on Krayt Dragon #2, heading Krayt Dragons #1-2, Tenderheart Bear on Velociraptor #13, heading Velociraptors #1-15, Cheer Bear on White Dragon #19, heading White Dragons #9-12, #18-19, Warg Rider and Warg #9.
The Presence stands at the forefront of TEAM’s impressive forces, waiting for the Backyardigans to arrive for what is sure to be an epic encounter between these two teams. The Backyardigans soon appear over the horizon and The Presence is able to get a look at his opponents. But instead of starting anyone of importance, Hannibal of Crete has decided to start a bunch of dragons and dinosaurs. “What the F#@&?!?!” exclaims The Presence. “You know what? No, forget this. You guys deal with this insult of a team. I’m not going to even waste my time with them,” he says as he leaves the battle. The fire begins to burn in the eyes of Ultraman and Imperiex as well. “I can’t believe that THIS is the team we have to face today in the blistering sun,” says Ultraman. “Grrrr, Scrimellthay,” grunts Mike Sroka as he ignites his blue lightsaber. Tenderheart Bear leads the pack of fifteen Velociraptors upon Velociraptor #13. Well he was up on top of it, but Velociraptor #12 knocked him off and proceeded to eat him. The raptors charge towards TEAM, but are all killed incredibly quickly by the combination of White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon-El, Lor Zod and Superboy. The Black Dragons, with Chip on Black Dragon #9 and the Green Dragons, with Dale on Green Dragon #17, all swoop in, spraying their acid and poison breaths down on the Shining Force. Several members of the Shining Force fall victim to this attack. However the Black and Green Dragons are unable to make another pass as God Emperor Leto II bursts out of the sand and consumes all twelve dragons and their chipmunk riders. As Leto II crashes down back into the sand, he takes out Krayt Dragon #1, as well as Wil-E-Coyote and Mayonnaise from the Shining Force. The Warg Rider charges in, but has the legs of his Warg cut off by the Srokas’ lightsabers. “Chevelthay!!” exclaims Mike Sroka as he deals the kill blow to the Warg Rider while Laura puts Warg #9 out of its misery. Cheer Bear then leads her team of White Dragons down into battle. They collectively fire a blast of their frost breath, but Imperiex unleashes an incredible counter blast and wipes out the entire pack of dragons. God Emperor Leto II emerges once more and consumes Krayt Dragon #2. But miraculously, Ewok #48 survives the attack. Superboy swoops in and grabs a hold of the Ewok. “Go. Your team is finished. Tell your leaders that the Playoffs will hold a similar fate for your team if you meet us there,” says the young Kal-El. “Yub yub,” replies Ewok #48 as he scurries away. “Did you seriously just let that furball go?!” exclaims Ultraman. Superboy flies away without even giving Ultraman the satisfaction of a response.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Chip on Black Dragon #9, heading Black Dragons #5-7, 9, 13-14, Dale on Green Dragon #17, heading Green Dragons # 13-18, Ewok #48 on Krayt Dragon #2, heading Krayt Dragons #1-2, Tenderheart Bear on Velociraptor #13, heading Velociraptors #1-15, Cheer Bear on White Dragon #19, heading White Dragons #9-12, #18-19, Warg Rider and Warg #9.
The Presence stands at the forefront of TEAM’s impressive forces, waiting for the Backyardigans to arrive for what is sure to be an epic encounter between these two teams. The Backyardigans soon appear over the horizon and The Presence is able to get a look at his opponents. But instead of starting anyone of importance, Hannibal of Crete has decided to start a bunch of dragons and dinosaurs. “What the F#@&?!?!” exclaims The Presence. “You know what? No, forget this. You guys deal with this insult of a team. I’m not going to even waste my time with them,” he says as he leaves the battle. The fire begins to burn in the eyes of Ultraman and Imperiex as well. “I can’t believe that THIS is the team we have to face today in the blistering sun,” says Ultraman. “Grrrr, Scrimellthay,” grunts Mike Sroka as he ignites his blue lightsaber. Tenderheart Bear leads the pack of fifteen Velociraptors upon Velociraptor #13. Well he was up on top of it, but Velociraptor #12 knocked him off and proceeded to eat him. The raptors charge towards TEAM, but are all killed incredibly quickly by the combination of White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon-El, Lor Zod and Superboy. The Black Dragons, with Chip on Black Dragon #9 and the Green Dragons, with Dale on Green Dragon #17, all swoop in, spraying their acid and poison breaths down on the Shining Force. Several members of the Shining Force fall victim to this attack. However the Black and Green Dragons are unable to make another pass as God Emperor Leto II bursts out of the sand and consumes all twelve dragons and their chipmunk riders. As Leto II crashes down back into the sand, he takes out Krayt Dragon #1, as well as Wil-E-Coyote and Mayonnaise from the Shining Force. The Warg Rider charges in, but has the legs of his Warg cut off by the Srokas’ lightsabers. “Chevelthay!!” exclaims Mike Sroka as he deals the kill blow to the Warg Rider while Laura puts Warg #9 out of its misery. Cheer Bear then leads her team of White Dragons down into battle. They collectively fire a blast of their frost breath, but Imperiex unleashes an incredible counter blast and wipes out the entire pack of dragons. God Emperor Leto II emerges once more and consumes Krayt Dragon #2. But miraculously, Ewok #48 survives the attack. Superboy swoops in and grabs a hold of the Ewok. “Go. Your team is finished. Tell your leaders that the Playoffs will hold a similar fate for your team if you meet us there,” says the young Kal-El. “Yub yub,” replies Ewok #48 as he scurries away. “Did you seriously just let that furball go?!” exclaims Ultraman. Superboy flies away without even giving Ultraman the satisfaction of a response.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!
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