Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. P.M.S.

Neither Le’ Napoleon Brigade or The Promiscuous Murdering Sluts bothered to send in a team for this week, so the following match will be decided by a lightsaber duel between Lord Licorice and Sprout. Now this seems like it would be a quick match, but actually it going to have to be even quicker than you might think. As the hot desert sun of Wallach IX hits them, Sprout is already beginning to wilt and Lord Licorice is already beginning to melt. The 2 fierce combatants ignite their lightsabers. Sprout’s green lightsaber clashes with the blue saber of Lord Licorice. Sprout takes the offensive but Licorice quickly shows that he has a strong defense. The 2 opponents seem very evenly matched as they twirl around like they are truly Jedis, and not just creepily animated forms of living food products. Lord Licorice takes a swing at the head of Sprout, but the Green Giant’s little homeboy moves his head just in the nick of time and loses only a tiny bud off of his green (though quickly turning brown) head. Sprout then spins around just like Even Piel showed him in the locker room during SHORT GUY LIGHTSABER TRAINING 101. With the spin diversion Sprout is able to slice off the head of Lord Licorice. Most people would reach down and take a bite after delivering the killing blow to such a tasty opponent, but not Sprout. He eats healthy and prefers nature’s candy. Sprout puts away his lightsaber and thinks: “Hmmm, well that was weird. Damn I’m thirsty”.
LE NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!