week 6 B3 vs Teamp Sleeping Pussy

Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches are: Mogo, Ego-the Living Planet, In Betweener with Lord Chaos and Master Order, Living Tribunal, BL Apocalypse, BL Parallax ,Dark Phoenix, Vulcan, Fafnir, Cyclonus, Deadman, Dracula, Brother Blood, Mike Myers, Yendar Platis, Black Dragons #13 and 14, and Green Dragons #15 and 16.

Team Sleeping Pussy are: Planetary: Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, Ambrose Chase and The Drummer; Watchmen: Rorschach, Dr. Manhattan, Comedian, Ozymandias, Nite Owl II, Captain Metropolis and Silk Spectre II; Minutemen: Nite Owl I, Silk Spectre I, Dollar Bill, Mothman, Silhouette, Young Comedian, Young Captain Metropolis and Hooded Justice; Kang, Banshee, Hanover Fiste, Giant-Man, Den, Deathbird, Thunderbird, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, 7 Female Sentinels, 3 Shield Agents, 5 War Skrulls, Enchantress, Mastermind, Flash (Jay Garrett), Spider-Woman and Zombie Mothra


Dr Manhattan and the Living Tibunal hover above the playoff planet, surveying the battle field.

"You know, you cannot possibly win Manhattan" says the Tibunal

"Perhaps" replies Dr Manhattan "But how can you know for sure?"

"The odds are not in your favor. You battle against two living planets,two beings which can defy death itself, a cosmic entity who is the very synthesis of the concepts of the universe. It's impossible for you to overcome these odds. I know, for I have seen the outcome of this battle in several different realities, and in none are you victorious."

"You have seen several realities, not all realities. Surely there..."

"I know why you protest. You're trying to protect..her. Laurie." smirks the Tribunal

"Laurie has nothing to.."

"Silence. Allow me to ease your mind. Your precious Laurie is able to live long enough to see your foolish attempt to impress her. And indeed it is a sight to behold. Not many are able to cause the destruction of Ego, the Living Planet. But your sacrifice at Ego's core is in vain. For Laurie still perishes. Make no mistake, Manhattan. My squadron does not come out of this battle unscathed. We lose many, but in the end triumph."

"Then why should I even bother to fight, if it's hopeless?" questions Dr Manhattan

"Because, deep down you still have some bit of humanity, and it is that part that will lead you to your inevitable doom. It's ironic, Dr Manhattan, that you shall be the downfall of Ego, yet Ego shall be the downfall of you."

"Then let us have at it"

"As you wish. Best of luck in the future, Dr. Today was just not your day."

Time is reinstated, and the battle goes exactly as the Living Tibunal has foretold.


Team Sleeping Pussy: All dead

Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches: Mogo, The Living Tibunal, The Inbetweener, Black Lantern Parallax and Black Lantern Apocalypse survive.



BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!

Warning List

The following characters all have 9 deaths:\

The Murderflies
-Agent X
-Billy the Blue Ranger
-Ewok #6
-Bubbles
-Grimlock
-All 5 Technibots
-Starro
-Etrigan the Demon
-Ron Popeil
-Marine #26-31, 36, 71-100

Taco Bendrerz
-none

Commandos
-PFC Spunkmeyer
-PFC VAsquez
-Gungan Soldier #1 & 10
-Mrs. Doubtfire
-Ben Kenobi
-

Midgets
-none

Transfoamers
-Zombie Extinction Alice
-Zombie Soundwave
-Zombie Frenzy

Xavier's
-Slingshot
-Air Raid
-Hun-Grr
-Sinnertwin
-Darth Ocron
-Lurch

Better Than All of You
-Storm Shadow
-Ole Anderson
-Hulk Hogan
-David Dunn
-N.S.-5 #1-5
-Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
-Balsac the Jaws of Death
-Jizmack Da Gusha
-Zombie Venom
-Predator #6-7

Syracuse Valley
-Scooter
-Giant Hammer Bros. #5 & 6
-Xenomorph #97-100
-Dash Rendar
-Leebo
-(movie) Megatron
-(movie) Starscream
-Rayden
-Kid Thunder
-(movie) Ravage
-Decepticon #1
-Navy #62 & 65
-Goomba #7
-Hammer Bros. #4
-Jimmy Lee
-Eggplant Wizard
-Kree #45-50
-Moritani #13-15

Right Wing
-Hulk
-Darth Malack
-Red Sonja
-Elite Storm Trooper #1
-Scrappy-Doo
-Achilles
-Ajax
-Andromeda
-Atalanta
-Cassiopeia
-Delphi
-Hector
-Jason
-Paris
-Perseus
-Prometheus
-Ulysses I
-Ulysses II

Layanders
-IG-88
-Ramona Flowers
-Lord Licorice
-Gloppy

Built Ford Tough
-Power Man
-Keith Mars
-Despotellis
-Jeff Houslander
-Arachnid #1-3
-Mandalorian #6-8

Abomitrons
-Naboo Soldier #2
-Batman
-Robin
-Iron Man
-Cyborg Superman
-Capt. America
-Starfire
-Luigie
-Hancock
-Phineas
-Ferb
-Perry
-Ben 10
-Horribul
-Creb
-Zombie Neo
-Zombie Jimmy Nuetron
-Starship Trooper #62
-all of the Ocean's 11 crew
-Jedi Master #37A

Kennelz
-Divebomb
-Tantrum
-Justin Oblak
-Anakin Skywalker
-Green Lantern #2

Untouchables
-Scavenger
-Onslaught
-Timber Wolf
-Deadpool

Sleeping Pussy
-Jean Grey
-Namor's Griffin
-Beast
-Enchantress
-Vision
-Super Skrull
-War Skrull #1-4
-Skrull #24
-Compy #29-30
-Navy #1
-Female Sentinel #5

Oblivio
-none

Backyardigans
-Doomsday
-Storm Trooper #15
-Dark Side Marauder #13-20
-Green Dragon #26
-White Dragon #13, 16-19

Alice's Wonder Team
-General Zod
-Darth Deez
-Ewok #47
-Sharkticon #11
-Goblin #86-90

Dope Fiends
-none

Logical Genocide
-Shatterstar
-Zombie Tyler Derdon

Horsemen
-Achilles
-Supergirl
-Superboy Prime

TEAM
-Superman
-Mike Sroka
-Jackie Chan
-Hans
-Wimp
-VAnn
-Guntz
- Kokichi
-Balbaroy
-Bario
-Adam
-Bokken
-Willow
-Nathan Storey
-Shaun Poteracki
-Adolf Hitler
-Richard Zacharski
-Valkyrie #7-13, 17

Brigade
-Obi Wan Kenobi
-Gandalf
-Skyfire
-Alan Scott
-Man at Arms
-Teela
-Allia Atreides
-Duncan Idaho Kwisatz Haderach (#12)
-Aragorn
-Atreides Soldier #1
-Skeletor Trooper #2
-All of The Jetsons
-Joe Perry
-Pee Wee Herman
-Pterry
-Droid #3
-Storm Trooper #84-86

Slaves
-Zombie Ki Adi Mundi
-Jason Bourne
-Santa Claus
-Corbin Dallas
-All the reindeer
-Spongebob
-Darth Plaguis
-Connor McLeod
-Martian Manhunter

Week Five Standings

Attention all National Leaguers

Congratulations to The National League for defeating The American League in the two interleague weeks. For this accomplishment, every National League Team has been given both an Oscorp Glider and a Sith Lavarouk (who the owner of this weapon is will be posted as a comment on this post. Congrats Again!!
-Josh

season 4 Week 5: Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers vs Oblivio

Griffin’s Dope Fiends are:
Ultra Magnus ,Techno destructo, Bozzo destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor ,Johnny rotten in an imperial shuttle, Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring),Eeth Koth, Kingdom Come Superman , Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Caira the Old strong, Atlas, Magik, Yondu, Yellow jacket, Maj. Vance Astro in a B-Wing, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Star hawk, Aleta, Hellion, Lackki, Black Lantern Al Dog.

Oblivio is:
Krona,Kyle Rayner - Parallax (Yellow Entity), Eowyn - The Predator (Violet Entity), Aleta One w/Green Lantern Ring - Adara (Blue Entity), Predator #46 - Proselyte (Indigo Entity), Sith Lord #17 "Darth Void" - The Butcher (Red Entity), Mon Starr - Ophidian (Orange Entity), Micah Jiett - Ion (Green Entity), Space Godzilla, Captain Marvel II, Black Lantern Wonder Woman, Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Jet Jaguar, Heavy, Chucky w/Yellow Lantern Ring and Red Lightsaber

In space: no one can hear GWAR scream.

Unfortunately for all involved, that's not exactly true. They’re on board an Imperial Shuttle and somehow Johnny Rotten figured out how to use the wings of the shuttle as speakers. The sound waves pummel Jet Jaguar and Heavy, sending them spinning into Space Godzilla. The two are killed as Space Godzilla swats at them to protect himself.
The combined power of Paralax Kyle and Black Lantern Kyle proves to be too much for Black Lantern Al Dog who is impaled on a giant yellow needle construct filled with sticky black lantern energy.

Predator #49 and Xenomorph #53 put aside their differences and approach Kingdom Come Superman who has a plan. He Hurls the two alien creatures at Space Godzilla’s back... The Xenomorph shatters on impact splashing hissing acid on the giant lizard. The predator’s crumpled body did not handle the impact well either, splashed with acid, and barely functional the predator triggers his self destruct mechanism. He laughs as the countdown finishes and he explodes, removing Space Godzilla’s head.

Chucky squares off with Terminator # 39 he tries using his yellow ring on the machine but the terminator does not know fear so the ring is powerless against him. Chucky, luckily, has a lightsaber that cuts through the metal endoskeleton of the terminator as if passing through air.

Chucky is gloating over his victory over the metal meathead and he never sees Vance’s approach. The pilot slams his b-wing into the doll shattering his plastic head and sending him spiraling into space.

At this point, Caira the Old strong, Atlas, Yondu, Aleta, Starhawk, Magik, and Yellow jacket all square off against the Entity possessed members of Oblivio.
Aleta and Aleta square off against eachother. Starhawk tries to step in but he is immediately killed by a green ring blast from Aleta One. Aleta succumbs to the power of the blue entity and is convinced that the only way for there to be peace is for her to fly into the nearest star, which she does.
The other entities make quick work of Caira, atlas, Yondu, Magik and Yellow Jacket.

Meanwhile Black Lantern Wonder Woman has grabbed the nose of Vance’s B-Wing and is using the ship as a war club. The Ship slams into Nikki, Lackki, Martinex and Hellion. And the engines begin to overload from the damage.

Black Lantern Wonder Woman hurls the disabled ship into Kingdom Come Superman where it explodes. Killing nearby Krona and Hellion who were trading blows.

Superman flies out of the wreckage and is confronted by the entities. The combined might of the full spectrum of the entities makes quick work of the aging superhero, compressing his internal organs until they explode.

The Entities then converge on the space ship that is belching out horrific sound. Bozzo Destructo claims "Don't worry I know a few maneuvers." and then slams into Eeth Koth and Nightmare killing them both. The ship attempts to make the jump to light speed but the entities are simply too fast, they dismantle the ship while the drives are spooling up leaving the band members floating in the vacuum of space, their blood boils quickly and the last sound that they emit is the squish of their eyes popping like fleshy bubble wrap.

Despite the loss of Krona, Jet Jaguar, Heavy and Chucky,
Oblivio is Victorious!

Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Right Wing

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Supergirl, Supreme, Radar, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring), Metron, Molecule Man, Sailor Moon, Windhammer, Black Lantern Josh Houslander riding Zombie Silver Dragon #3, Black Lantern Super Soldier, The Elders of The Universe: Collector, Grandmaster, Obliterator, and Runner, Marvin the Martian, & Uncle Fester (w/ a green lightsaber).

The Right Wing is Superwoman, Blue Lantern #2, Prometheus, The Cosmic Hulk Robot, The Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Zeus, Flash (w/ a Blue Lantern Ring), John Stewart, Blackfire, Athena (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring), Black Lantern She-Hulk, Black Lantern Six-Shot, Droid Fighter Ship #2 & 3, & Jedi Knight #1B (Gary), Nick Houslander (w/ a blue lightsaber and a devil lance), Bear (w/ a green lightsaber and a demon rod), House M.D., and Scrappy-Doo (w/ a blue lightsaber) in an Imperial Shuttle.


Can a fan of Fantasy Fantasy ask anything more than for the two most highly touted teams in the National League to square off mid-season in a setting that is totally befitting to the both of them. The Right Wing and Xavier's Annihilation Squad have been the two teams that have been talked about most as having the potential to actually end the American League Monopoly on The Universe Bowl. They both are heavy with cosmic power, and unfortunately for them (perhaps fortunately for The American League); they both had their play-off dreams dashed by a team that was “Better Than All of You” thought they were last season. As the match begins, Superwoman instantly goes after Supergirl. Supergirl’s alien shape-shifting abilities make her extremely powerful but Lois Lane as Superwoman gives her the powers of a true Kryptonian; which is more than enough to overpower Supergirl and kill her somewhat quickly. Suprema quickly proves that she is the supreme Blue Lantern wielder, as she uses her “more than superhuman” strength to snap the alien neck of Blue Lantern #2 (but not before Blue Lantern #2 charged Silver Surfer’s green lantern ring up to 200% power). Prometheus may be strong enough to hold up entire mountains; but he was not strong enough to live through the exchange of punches that he and Supreme putdown on one another. Zeus enjoyed himself more than a king or a god should, when he threw a perfectly aimed lightning bolt through the neck of Radar. The Silver Racer, seemed to be handling his green lantern powers just as well as The Silver Surfer; but the non-amalgam version of the surfer was the one with the more raw power, which is why the Silver Surfer was fairly easily able to take out The Silver Racer, once he unleashed the power cosmic on his multi-versed half-brother. Molecule Man is quite the powerful opponent for any combatant out there, but he simply became molecules once The Cosmic Hulk Robot “smashed” him into oblivion. Droid Fighter Ship #2 was able to take out the free-floating Uncle Fester, as well as Marvin the Martian before Metron took out both it and it’s wing-droid (Droid Fighter Ship #3) with a couple of building leveling cosmic punches (R.I.P. Droid Fighter Ship #2). Black Lantern Josh Houslander, has encased both his steed, Zombie Silver Dragon #3 and Sailor Moon within an “evil” protective energy field created by his Black Lantern ring. The three of them have successfully snuck up on and landed on the back of The Imperial Shuttle, which is being piloted by Gary (Jedi Knight and former Padawan of Jedi Master Kit Fisto) along with Nick Houslander (riding shotgun). Bear and House are riding in the back two seats while Scrappy is acting like a spaz in the back portion of The Imperial Shuttle. While all of this “espionage” is going on, Blackfire has taken the opportunity to use her starbolts to stun Windhammer and her Tamaranian strength to bludgeon him to death. Back inside The Imperial Shuttle, Gary and Nick are conversing in the cockpit over a couple of death-sticks and cocktails. “I just don’t get all of this fighting,” Gary says to Nick. He continues: “I mean, I’m all about taking out bad guys if you have to, but I would just assume hang out all day in the locker room, smoke death sticks, and meditate all day than be out on these missions. I mean, why me“? “I heard that” Nick retorts. “Wa Wa” Bear adds. House chimes in with: “Wow... That is really the kind of enthusiastic patriotism I’m dying to hear about, as we are putting our lives on the line for the cause. Oh, by the way, were you going to pass that B & B back here or am I going to have to have hit you wit my cane and take it”? “No it’s up for grabs” Gary says, as he passes the bottle back to House. It is at this moment, that the Shuttle Crew notices that there is indeed, a dragon, a black lantern and an anime on top of their ship. Nick volunteers to go check it out, and dons a space suit. Nick goes out on top of the ship; but by the time he gets there he realizes that his black lantern cousin and Sailor Moon have already found a way inside. The Zombie Silver Dragon, is now very out of its element in space without the power of the black lantern ring to protect it. Nick ignites his lightsaber, but it is actually his Devil Lance that he uses to stab through the heart of the Zombie Dragon (R.I.P. Zombie Silver Dragon #3). The cursed Devil Lance than attacks Nick, just enough that it damages his space suit and sends him off into the nothingness of space. Black Lantern Josh and Sailor Moon sneak into the cockpit of the shuttle and instantly a melee begins. House manages to get a “killed by a midget” joke off before Josh blasts him with a shot of black energy to kill him; while Bear and Scrappy manage to both get a piece of their lightsabers into Sailor Moon to finish her off. Josh is pretty proud of his killing of the matches only medical professional, but his joy is short lived as Gary manages to slice off Black Lantern Josh’s head with a quick lightsaber swing. Gary, Bear, & Scrappy begin to mourn the loss of Nick and House as they fly away, but before they can do anything The Elder of The Universe known as The Obliterator completely obliterates their entire shuttle. Black Lantern She-Hulk squares off against Black Lantern Super Soldier in what is a very evenly matched hand to hand combat battle. Super Soldier is parrying her attacks quite well, until a black energy infused right jab breaks his shield in half. After that the defenseless Super Soldier succumbs to Black Lantern She-Hulks attacks. The Runner attempts to battle with The Flash, but he simply can’t keep up. The Flash is able to run circles around The Runner until The Runner’s molecules are completely destroyed. The Collector wishes to begin a collection of every power ring in the spectrum; but he makes a poor decision when he tries to begin with John Stewart (whose ring has been previously bumped up to 200% power by The Flash’s Blue Lantern Ring). The Collector is unable to protect himself, once Stewart releases twice his ring’s potential on the elder. The unlikely duo of Athena and Black Lantern Six Shot then combine their powers to take out The Grandmaster, before he has the ability to put together an unstoppable force of minions. The Obliterator, who is the last remaining elder regroups with Supreme, Suprema, and Metron to combine their powers in an attempt to stop The Right Wing. Zeus teams with his daughter Athena and her new BFF Black Lantern Six Shot to move against The Obliterator. The Obliterator manages to obliterate Black Lantern Six Shot, but in the end is unable to overpower the two Greek gods. Suprema and her blue lantern powers are enough to actually catch up to The Flash and his blue energy and crack his spine, but once her exhausted self has to face off against both John Stewart and Blackfire, she is overcome by their powers. Black Lantern She Hulk moves against Metron, but in this case, sheer strength has nothing over a good mix of strength, speed, and cosmic power. Metron is able to separate She-Hulk from her ring and then destroy what is left. Superwoman leads both The Cosmic Hulk Robot, and Silver Surfer against Supreme. Supreme is able to overpower The Cosmic Hulk Robot with sheer strength of both body and will; but once Silver Surfer unleashes both the power of his green energy ring combined with the power cosmic and Superwoman’s might, Supreme no longer has the strength to fight on. Metron then finds himself surrounded by Superwoman, Silver Surfer, Zeus, John Stewart, Blackfire, & Athena. Metron is able to defy odds by killing the supposedly immortal Athena despite being outnumbered; but that is all he is able to accomplish in his last stand.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!

Team sleeping pussy Vs The Abomitrons

Team sleeping pussy is..

Vision, Roy Batty, Binary, Kahn, Captain Guts, Planetary, Super Skrull, Deathbird, 7 female Sentinels, M.O.D.O.K., 4 War Skrulls and Blink

The Abomitrons are..
Iron Man, Raven, Hancock, Stryfe, Whizzy,Immell #4: Paddle (with a green lightsaber (a clone between Yaddle and Paul Coffey)) and her padawan learner Zachary Houslander, Immell #20: Iron Jedi (with a lightsaber (a clone between Tony Stark and Jedi Knight #36)) and his padawan learner Kyle Houslander along with The Oceans 11 Crew: Danny Ocean, Rusty, Linus, Virgil. Turk, Yen, Frank, Bashar, Saul, Livingston, Rueben, & Timmell, all in The Naboo Yacht Spacecraft, Iron Monger, Montross ,Ben Tennyson, Black Lantern Ms. Marvel, Black Lantern Sunstorm, Spider-Boy, Ultra Boy, The Fox Football Transformer, Zombie Jimmy Nuetron, Zufa Cenva, Zombie Cyborg

The two teams are teleported to the surface of a large asteroid floating in deep space. As soon as they hit the ground all the players charge one another. Vision and iron man are both trying to strangle each other. Kahn and Hancock are going back and forth. Binary incinerates Zombie Jimmy Nuetron, Zufa Cenva, Zombie Cyborg with her left hand then sends a blast of energy that rips a hole in hull of the Naboo Yacht Spacecraft. The ship implodes, killing all aboard. Black Lantern Ms. Marvel and Black Lantern Sunstorm team up to take out the War Skrulls, a short struggle is followed by two Black Lanterns going to town on 4 big juicy hearts. Unfortunately because they were so into eating the skrulls hearts, 3 of the 7 Female sentinels stomp out the Black Lanterns like cigarettes. The Fox Football Transformer squares up with blink. The Transformer rush’s the little purple girl but she vanishes. POOOWW! Blink hit’s the transformer from behind then teleports him to oblivion. The 7 Female sentinels descend upon Spider- boy and ultra-boy and begin to kick them around like hacky sacks. Then The Iron Monger, Stryfe, and Montross come to their aid and smash the sentinels to bits. Shortly after being “saved” the two boys die from their injuries. Roy Batty gets the attention of the Iron Monger and while his back is turned, Binary Melts his suit and him with it, then uses the molten iron to liquefy Montross, Whizzy and Stryfe. Ben Tennyson see’s his opportunity. He crosses his fingers, hit’s the omnitrix and hopes for the best. He gets the big red guy and is not disappointed. Ben Ten grabs blink with one arm the beats her to death with the other 5. Next locks up with Deathbird and begins man handling her. Right as he is twisting her neck to returns to human form and is to weak to kill her. Deathbird gently grabs the boys hands and then kicks him in half. Raven knows that death is immanent and decides she is going out with a bang. Raven fly’s towards Planetary and induces them with fear. She plans to rip them all to pieces to didn’t notice M.O.D.O.K standing right next to her. Raven’s head is exploded by a missile. Iron Man and the Vision are still engaged in a brutal war of attrition. Iron Man lands and over hand right left uppercut combination that drops the vision. Tony Stark moves in for the kill but Vision hits him with a blast from his solar jewel that blows large pieces of the Iron Man suit away. Just before The vision steps on Tony’s neck crushing it, he sends out a distress signal to war machine. Hancock and Kahn have been fighting since the beginning of the match. Well not really, Kahn pretty much beat Hancock in the first three minutes he has just been telling him how great and powerful he is for the past half hour. Finally Hancock Kills himself.

Team sleeping pussy is Victorious!

The Abomitrons: ALL DEAD

Team Sleeping pussy: Vision, Roy Batty, Binary, Kahn, Captain Guts, Planetary, Super Skrull, Deathbird,,M.O.D.O.K., and Blink

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Logical Genocide

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Eternity, The One Above All, Flamebird, Nightwing, Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ an extra green lantern ring and a yellow lantern ring), Scar, Aron the Rogue Watcher, Annihilus, Ce Ce Denowi (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring), Phoenix, and G-Force: Mark, Jason, Princess, Tiny, & Keyop in The Phoenix.

Logical Genocide is Titan Maximum, Nekron, Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Ion, Cuddles the Cybertronian Guardian, Adam Strange, Az-rel and Nadira, The Champion of The Universe, V (w/ a yellow lantern ring and one of the six guns), Guy Gardner, Red Lantern #2, Starman, Manhunter #1, Carl the Triceraton, and Cannon Fodder Smurf (Smurf #9 (w/ a blue lantern ring)).


As Inter-Division Play, finally begins; things get very heated up in The Ryan Poteracki Division. The most feared and respected league in all of Fantasy Fantasy. When you are a part of a division that has twice as many Universe Bowl Champions as the division in second place, then you take your inter-division rivalries very seriously, and this match, is exactly that. As the match, which is set deep into uncharted space, beyond what could be possibly recognized by mere mortals such as yourself begins: The Horsemen of Apokolips arrogantly sit back and wait. They need not make the first move, as they feel that this is their match to lose; and they would not want to make a careless mistake that could lead to an unwarranted Logical Genocide advantage. Eternity and The One Above All float side by side with nothing to say to one another. There is no conversation that they have not already spoken, no thought that they have not already pondered, and no lesser mind that they have not already gotten the best of. The two great beings prepare to do very little other than stand as the last line of impenetrable defense for this Horsemen Squad when V, through the aid of his yellow power ring flies toward them. The two pay little mind to the human, but V attacks none the less. He does not use his ring but instead uses his strange pistol which he shoots them both with. Once contact from the "Six Gun" is made the two omnipotent beings view their future. They realize that it is impossible for both of them to forever remain in the same Universe, let alone the same team. From this they decide, that since procrastination is by no means in either of their repertoires that they should immediately destroy one another; which they do. After V realizes that he has accomplished a near impossible task, his yellow ring alerts him of another threat. Scar is flying up behind V, when V turns and shoots him with his Six Gun as well. Unfortunately for V, all the gun shows Scar is his immediate future which involves him biting the jugular vein of V and happily relieving the “freedom fighter” of his life (R.I.P. V). Phoenix is flying side by side with The Phoenix, but both Jean Gray and G-Force are unsure of what they should focus their power on. The Phoenix takes little effort in destroying the free-floating Guy Gardner and Triceraton (Carl) with its lasers, and not much more difficulty in using its advanced weaponry to destroy Manhunter #1 (Alpha). The G-Force is about to formulate an official plan of attack when The Phoenix is attacked by The Titan Force Five. The Phoenix is a well-armored ship, but once Titan Maximum reigns down its weaponry and its fists through the center of the ship, The Phoenix and all five of its passengers are destroyed. Titan Maximum made a point to first destroy what he thought was the greatest threat in his proximity, but the Voltron rip-off, was indeed mistaken. By the time Titan Maximum turned its attention towards Jean Gray, Phoenix was already unleashing the full power of The Phoenix Force on Titan Force and turning Titan Maximum into scrap metal. Flamebird and Nightwing notice that they are not they only Kryptonians within the bounds of this match, and begin traveling faster than a speeding bullet toward Az-rel and Nadira. In a two on two battle, The Kryptonian Bonnie and Clyde are probably no match for the re-hashed Supergirl and Power Girl; but lucky for them, Ion interferes. Ion sends a blast of green energy toward Flamebird, which throws her off course and in essence commences a pitched battle (YOU KNOW IT BECKS) between the two of them. Nightwing continues on the desired course and engages Az-rel and Nadira by herself. Fearsome battles between these combatants are underway; while the battle between these two AL powerhouses continue on other fronts as well. Aron the Rogue Watcher is squaring off against The Champion of The Universe, while Annihilus is making a strange mix of atoms out of Adam Strange. Ce Ce Denowi’s beauty and empathetic force powers manage to calm even the nerves of Red Lantern #2, which gives her ample opportunity to use her Indigo Ring to blast him to pieces. Smurf #9 (good-ol’ Cannon Fodder) is able to charge Ion’s ring up to 200%, but right after his mission is accomplished, he is caught by a quick bit of heat vision from Flamebird to turn him into a smurf-kabob. Starman and Cuddles the Cybertronian Guardian are waiting in the wings to take off guard both Annihilus and Master Denowi. The Logical Genociders are successful in this except for Ce Ce Denowi using her lightsaber to cut the throat of Starman right before she is crushed by the monstrous Cybertronian Hands of the Guardian. If “Mene” Gene were here he would be the first to point out the irony of the ultimate spectator squaring off against the ultimate champion in regards to The Champion of The Universe and Aron the Rogue Watcher. Aron is powerful, but once The Champion plows through the cosmic attacks of the former Watcher, Aron is simply unable to get out of The Champion’s headlock which he does not release until Aron’s head becomes the newest satellite of the nearest unknown world. Nekron is hiding behind both Black Lantern Sinestro and Black Lantern Brainiac when Hal Jordan Parallax rushes in to play. Hal makes short work of the zombie version of his old teacher Sinestro and then manages to outsmart Brainiac as well with a giant sized double green fist (he’s got two rings ya know) to his cranium. Nekron stands ready to do battle with the angry-tainted Hal; but Jordan proves that there is only one Lord of The Rings... And he does not... Share... Power (sorry, wrong genre). Hal Jordan uses the combined powers that he has culminated to destroy Nekron completely. Nightwing, despite being double-teamed (stop being perverted Ryan) is able to deliver a neck-breaking blow (you too Seeney) to Az-rel, but seconds after she does, Nadira executes a near identical move on her. Ion puts a green energy Motor City beat-down on Flamebird, but The Kryptonian is able to fight through the agony. She burns a hole through the green energy with her heat vision and then delivers a killing blow to Ion with her bare hands. Both teams regroup to find that despite heavy losses on both sides, this match is far from over. Flamebird, Hal Jordan, Scar, and Phoenix fly in close together; while The Cybertronian Guardian, Nadira, and L.G.’s first round draft pick, The Champion of The Universe regroup as well. Flamebird makes the first move, as she rockets through the center of Cuddles. This move works flawlessly, except that upon completion she is met by a barrage of fists from both Nadira and The Champion of The Universe; which end up being enough to finish off The Kryptonian. The remaining Horsemen have no desire to break into a contest of fisticuffs with Nadira and The Champion, which is why they decide to light up the stars with as much concentrated energy as the three of them can muster (that’s a lot, trust me). Hal, Scar, and Phoenix nearly exhaust themselves from this energy output, but when they are done, there is not a trace of any Logical Genocide Member.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

The Syracuse Valley Vs.Better Than All of You

The Syracuse Valley are.. Cosmic Spider-Man, Soundwave, w/ (movie) Laserbeak, Black Lantern Squawk Talk, Black Lantern Beast Box, Zombie Overkill, (movie) Ravage**, Decepticon #1**-3, & Decepticon Decoy #1.& 2,Go-Bot #1 &2, Black Lantern Rob Bartlett, (movie) Megatron**, (movie) Starscream**, Xenomorph #97**, 98**, 99, & 100**, Dash Rendar** & Leebo** w/ Beavis (w/ Rob Bartlett's old halberd and hockey stick), Butthead (w/ a Sith Lavarouk), & Buttchunk in An Imperial Shuttle, Crasher, Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lantern ring and a blue lightsaber) in a Tie Interceptor, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber), Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser (w/ a red lightsaber), Willy Duwitt, Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie, & (Head Coach) Commander Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation (last use on this ship), Peppy Hare (w/ Darth Maul's old double red lightsaber) in a Tie Interceptor, James McLeod in a Tie Interceptor, Kree Soldier #7-18,Sith Lord #5: Darth Techno (w/ a second red lightsaber), -Dark Side Adept #13 (Darth Techno's new Sith Apprentice), Little Goomba #7**-18

Better Than All of You is.. Predator #5 & 6, Jedi Guardian w/a doozer in an A Wing ,Jedi Guardian, Lonestar and Barf w/Gwar: Oderus, Balsac, Beefcake, Flattus, and Jizmack, Sleazy P in an Imperial Shuttle, Flash ( Wally West), Super Sonic, Red Wing, Triple H, Terry Funk, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Macho Man, Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Ole Anderson, Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, Bret The Hitman Hart,Jim The Anvil Neidhart, Yogurt, Cobra Commander, Lex Luthor, Red Skull, Gandolf The White, Black Suit Spiderman, David Dunn (Unbreakable), One Army Soldier

The Syracuse Valley and Better Than All of You, both had to be teleported together to insure that they reach the same portion of uncharted Space. To keep them from fighting before the match begins we have imprisoned the teams in their own, separate, small shipping containers. Once the shipping containers pass into the playing field they explode, releasing the players. Even though My Middle School science teacher told me there is no sound is Space, I remember hearing this song right before the attack.

In another dimension, another time and space, A parallel universe was fallin' on its face When out of the chaos, who else could it be But the animal adventurers from S.P.A.C.E.? Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare! Mutants and aliens and toads beware! You're looking for adventure? Well, this is it, With Jenny, Deadeye, Blinky, and Willy DuWitt I said Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare! “And now, an update on Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars!” In the battle of the aniverse, you don't know what's next, You only know amphibians have made it KOMPLEX! When you check out your scanner and the evil that it bodes, There's only one course of action: Let's croak us some toads! Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare! He goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare! If your Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit And your photon accelerator's broken a bit And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit Get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of it! Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare! You say Bucky? I said Bucky! Bucky O'Hare! Let's croak us some toads!

Then I observed the Righteous Indignation blow Jedi Guardian w/a doozer in an A Wing to pieces. Bucky and the gang then charge The large group of Pro Wrestlers, That were just floating motionless. Deadeye Duck takes aim and quickly vaporizes Triple H, Terry Funk, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Macho Man, Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Ole Anderson, Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, Bret The Hitman Hart, and Jim The Anvil Neidhart. I would be a lot more impressed but having four arms makes you a cheater in my book. Birth defect or not. The one army soldier and Jedi Guardian who actually remembered that we gave them jet jacks to move around with, race to try and help their friends. They do not make it. Megatron squishes them both on his way to violate the White Wizard. Gandolf tries to pull that “You shall not pass” shit but Megatron just transforms into his jet form and has not problem passing right through Gandolf. Black Lantern Rob Bartlett attempts over and over again to rip out David Dunn’s heart, but Rob is unsuccessful. Frustrated, Black Lantern Rob Bartlett Just rips off David Dunn’s FFL space issue jetpack and throws him on what is probably gana be an eternal journey into the depths of Space. The predators use their camouflage and plasma canons to finally score some points. They each blew the head off one off one of the transformers, I couldn’t tell who killed who because they were camouflaged. Megatron manages to pinpoint the location of the Predators from the cannon blasts. He grabs Predator #5 by the legs and pulls him apart wishbone style. Predator #6 is able to hit Megatron with a few bursts of plasma before he is back handed and decapitated. Megatron then reaches out and grabs a hold of the Imperial shuttle carrying Lonestar, barf and gwar. The Leader of the Decepticons then rips the top off the shuttle and lets his four Xenomorph friends feast. The Syracuse Valley then over powers Super Sonic, Red Wing, Yogurt, Cobra Commander, Lex Luthor, Red Skull, and Black Suit Spiderman, Holds them all down and each member takes a turn r***ing each one of them. That’s a lot of robot ji**.

THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!

Better than all of you: All Dead except for Super Sonic, Red Wing, Yogurt, Cobra Commander, Lex Luthor, Red Skull, and Black Suit Spiderman who whish they were.

The Syracuse Valley All survive Minus Soundwave, and (movie) Laserbeak

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

It's an exciting day here at Fantasy Fantasy. The match of Alice's Wonder Team vs. Becherman's Barkyardigans will be of epic proportions. Both teams are psyched and ready to go.

The teams enter the space arena and meet face to face. Oblivious of the Backyardigans shouts "Ready to meet your doom?" The Living Tribunal, intrigued with the question, asked "By what do you mean?" And the two start to debate on the concept of life and death. Also intrigued the Inbetweener joins the conversation.

"Oh great!" Black Lantern Phoenix exclaimed. "This is going to take forever. I'm starving. Let's forget this, and go get a bit to eat?" to Black Lantern Bizarro Superman.
"Sure, I know a great restaurant call "eat your heart out" cafe, want to go there." Bizarro superman said.
"Sounds great, lets go!"
"May we come too" Black Lantern Parallax and Black Lantern Apocalypse asked.
"Sure, why not, the more the merrier!"
The four leave for the restaurant and forfeit the match. So engrossed with their debate on life and death, Oblivious, The Living Tribunal, and Inbetweener forfeit as well.

"Well this is just great!" General Nod yelled. "Half the teams are gone now. If I knew this I would have stayed home and plotted my revenge on Superman!"
"Yeah! Screw this, we're going home!" Non said in agreement. So off they went.

"Not me! I'm here to fight!" Q exclaimed. Just then Q's cell ranges.
"Hello." Turning from the group.
"I'll clean my room tomorrow."…………
"But Mom!"………..
"Fine!"………..
Q closes his phone and turns back to the group. "I got to go guys….important businesses."

"Man, I could have finished this match quicker than a lap around the plant!" Cyclonus muttered.
"I'll take that bet!" Primus announced.
"You're on, let's go!" So off they went.

While all of this was going on. Captain Universe stared arguing with himself and left. Equinox came down with the fevers and the chills and went home. The two planets Ego and Mogo got bored and left to orbit each other. And the Spectre found out that someone laid a finger on his butterfingers and left to seek justice for his beloved fallen candy bar.

Just then Pepper Potts rushed in. "War Machine, Iron Man needs your help, please come with me!"
"Sorry all but I must go." And off they went.

"So…..it's just leave you and me now, Roger." Skrulls #4 said, transforming into Jessica Rabbit. "now, come here and give me a big kiss, you stud."
Roger Rabbit, knowing what Skrull was really up to, replied "But Honey, you're late for your audition with that big movie director at acme studios, you better hurry!"
"oh my!" Skrulls/Jessica replies as she rushes out.

Leaving Roger Rabbit to win by default!!!!

THE END

Week Five: George Washington's Slaves vs Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies

George Washington’s Slaves are Houndimus Prime, Black Lantern Darkseid, Black Lantern Hal Jordan, Dack in an Exo-Suit, Ben Skywalker, Corbin Dallas w/Green Lightsaber, Cosmos, Darth Plaguis w/Red Lantern Ring, Dormammu, Dozer & Tank in a Y-Wing Bomber, Santa Claus w/Ki Adi Mundi’s Lightsaber, Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen, Scorpion w/Red Lightsaber & Heat Axe, Windcharger, and Jedi Masters #2-7.

Brock Samson’s Fighting Murderflies are The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Zack & Billy, Black Lantern Guy Gardner, Mechagodzilla, Grimlock, Etrigan, Sarah Palin, Dark Claw, The Wu Tang Clan: ODB, Dirt McGirt, Big Baby Jesus, RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghost Face Killah, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Masta-Killa, & Cappadonna, DynoMutt The Dog Wonder, The Great Lakes Avengers: Mr. Immortal, Squirrel Girl, Big Bertha, & Flatman, 6 Marines and 10 Jawas.


Sigh.

I feel like I’ve been waiting for days for this battle to begin. Neither team has shown up yet. It’s freakin’ freezing out here in the depths of space. Somebody better show up fast or they are going to have a very vengeful Watcher one their hands.

“Ho ho ho! Sorry we’re late Ryatu,” bellows Santa Claus as he rides his reindeer led sleigh into battle. He, of course, is once again joined by his trusted ally, Corbin Dallas. “Nevermind, Santa. Where’s the rest of your team?” I ask. “Oh don’t worry son, they’ll be here momentarily” replies Jolly ‘Ol Saint Nick. “Fine, great. Now… Where the hell are the Murderflies?!?” I exclaim. But then I hear something coming closer. (Oh and yes, I am aware that this is Outer Space, but I have created a simulated atmosphere around what I have designated to be the “battlefield.” So yeah… you can talk, hear, breathe… you get the point.) It’s getting louder as what I believe to be the Murderflies approach closer.

The Wu Tang Clan leads the rest of the Murderflies into battle as Santa, Corbin and the reindeer await the arrival of their teammates. “S#!t Santa, our crew better show up, otherwise we’re f*#^%d!!” says Corbin. “Now now, Corbin. What did I say about that language?” replies Santa. “Besides…this just means there’s more for us to defeat!” Santa snaps the reins at his reindeer and shouts “Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen! Now kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!" The Great Lakes Avengers are the first to attack Santa and his crew, and are met with a very grisly fate. They are savagely ripped into by the reindeer and none survive the attack. “Christ Santa! What’s gotten into them?!” cries out Corbin. “You know very well Corbin. Just like for us, for many of them, this could be their final battle,” replies Kris Kringle. Corbin then leaps off of the sleigh and lands on an asteroid below. He is jumped by 10 Jawas, but manages to knock them away. Corbin pulls his gun out and blasts five of them square in the head. He then ignites his lightsaber and cuts the rest of them down. “Way to go my boy! Ho, ho ho!!’ shouts Santa as he zips past the asteroid. “Santa! Look out!” Corbin yells back as he sees Black Lantern Guy Gardner hot on the sleigh’s tail. Santa Claus is able to maneuver around the floating asteroids as well as the blasts coming from his attacker. “Oooh Guy, you have been a very naughty boy this year,” Santa says. “And if the rest of my team doesn’t get here soon, there’ll be nothing but coal in their stockings this Christmas.”

Just then, there is a loud boom that echoes through the “battlefield” as the rest of the Slaves arrive via Black Lantern Darkseid’s Boom Tube. “Nice of you to join us,” Santa says. “Now you mind giving us a hand here?!” “Sorry about that Santa,” Houndimus Prime replies. “Hal, give the Saint there a little help will you?” Black Lantern Hal Jordan then flies as fast as he can and slams into Black Lantern Guy Gardner. “Now I’m going to show you that I’m then greatest Lantern, regardless of color!” shouts BL Hal Jordan as he creates a black energy buzz saw and tries to cut the top of BL Guy’s head off. But BL Guy blocks it with a black energy University of Michigan football helmet. He then kicks Jordan off of him and blasts him back with some black energy of his own. Black Lantern Guy Gardner rushes after Black Lantern Hal Jordan, but Hal was expecting this. BL Jordan creates black energy gladiatorial armor and leaps towards the oncoming BL Gardner, who has made similar energy armor. The two clash ferociously, both able to draw blood. BL Guy rockets up in the air and comes down hard, and is able to drive his black energy sword through BL Hal’s black energy shield. But BL Jordan uses this to his advantage. He pulls the shield away with the sword still lodged inside of it and slashes Black Lantern guy Gardner’s neck open with his sword.

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers have already formed their respective Zords into Megazord and are joined by Mechagodzilla and Grimlock as they descend upon an asteroid which has a group of Darth Plaguis led Jedi Masters located on it. The Jedi Masters leap into action and try to take down the much larger robots, but they are simply outmatched and are crushed or fried for their overzealousness. Darth Plaguis, however, utilizes their distraction to his advantage and flies up, courtesy of his Red Lantern ring, behind the Megazord. He uses the Force to open the hatch that allows access to the control area within the Megazord’s head. Darth Plaguis then unleashes a combination of Sith Lightning and red rage energy/blood/vomit (whatever the hell it is) at the Power Rangers, killing them all. The Sith Lord then takes command of the Megazord and encases it in red energy. He then uses it to attack Mechagodzilla. “Me Grimlock no like you!” yells the powerful Autobot Tyrannosaurs and aids Mechagodzilla in destroying the Megazord. Grimlock transforms into his robot form flies up and cuts the head of the Megazord off with his energy sword. Mechagodzilla then stomps the head, thus crushing Darth Plaguis. Mechagodzilla then sees a Y-Wing Bomber flying overhead and blasts it out of the sky before it can drop any of its payload.

The two robot dinosaurs then find themselves being attacked by Houndimus Prime, Cosmos, Windcharger, and Black Lantern Darkseid. Houndimus goes after Grimlock as the other three triple team Mechagodzilla. “Me should have the Matrix, not puny little Hound!” Grimlock says as he tries to rip open Houndimus’s chest. “Sorry, but it’s not yours for the taking!” Houndimus shouts back as he kicks Grimlock off. Grimlock lunges for Houndimus Prime, but it turns out to only be a hologram that Houndimus had created to confuse and distract the Dinobot. Houndimus then blows a massive hole into Grimlock’s chest and kills the Transformer. Mechagodzilla, however, is having much more success. He has already destroyed Cosmos and uses his Space Beam to melt Windcharger. Black Lantern Darkseid, though, has seen enough. He fires his Omega Beams at Mechagodzilla and vaporizes the robot. BL Darkseid then sees a small group of Marines camped out on a near by asteroid. He flies down to meet them and without hesitation, he obliterates every last one of them with his vast powers.

The Wu Tang Clan, who have all been outfitted with rocket packs by Ron Popeil before they left for battle, all converge on Santa and his Reindeer. They all pull their gats out and manage to bust a cap into Dasher, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen. The trio of ODB, Dirt McGirt and Big Baby Jesus then all take point and unload their clips into Rudolph. “Oh boys, that was very naughty of you. Now you’re going to have to pay,” Santa says with a tear in his eye. He uses his vast magical abilities to blast the whole of the Wu Tang Clan down to an asteroid below. He then unleashes Dancer and Prancer as they make their way to the asteroid. Santa is then joined by Corbin Dallas, Scorpion, Dack (who is in an Exo-Suit) and Ben Skywalker. Santa, Corbin, and Ben all ignite their lightsabers as Dack transforms his arms into blasters. “Come on old man! Get some!!” shouts Masta-Killa. Ben Skywalker leaps into action and puts on one hell of a display, killing ODB, Inspectah Deck, RZA and GZA before he lands. Dirt McGirt and Big Baby Jesus then converge on his and are relieved of their heads just as quickly. But then Ben drops to his knees as Ghost Face Killah is standing behind him, smoking gun in hand. “Sucka,” quips the Wu Tang soldier as he sends Ben Skywalker to the Graveyard. Dark Claw, Sarah Palin, and DynoMutt join the battle as Santa and Corbin pull their lightsabers out of the Raekwon and U-God. Dancer and Prancer pounce on DynoMutt and use their antlers to tear a hole into the belly of the Dog Wonder. Dark Claw slices into Dack’s Exo Suit and drives his claws into the head of Dack. “Get over here!” shouts Scorpion as he fires his spear into the neck of Dark Claw and yanks him over to his feet. Scorpion then swings his Heat Axe down and blasts Dark Claw with Blaze II, incinerating him. Etrigan then slams down in front of Scorpion and in an act of irony uses his flame breath to kill the Mortal Kombat ninja. Sarah Palin, Method Man, Ghost Face Killah, Masta-Killa and Cappadonna continue to battle on, but the teamwork between Santa, Corbin, Dancer and Prancer proves to be too valuable and the former Governor of Alaska and the remaining Wu-Tang members all fall in battle. Etrigan finds himself alone against stacked odds, which tip even more out of favor for him with the arrival of Dormammu. Etrigan tries his best, but Dormammu is too powerful of a being for the Demon to overcome.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!

Week Five: TEAM vs Built Ford Tough

TEAM is Superman (Justice League Alpha), Solaris the Tyrant Sun, Neo Cymeks #1-12, Zombie Ultron, Galactiac, and Thanoseid.

Built Ford Tough is Indiana Jones (w/ a green lantern ring), Ford Prefect, Zaphrod Beezlebrock, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Trillian, Filip "Chibs" Telford, Christopher Robin, Dr. Who, Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, & Ianto Jones in The Heart of Gold, Fantastic Max, FX, AB, Grapple, Archie the Octospider, Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca, Han Solo (Rogue Jedi), Good Luck Bear, & Andrew Jackson Libby in Air Wolfe, Gigantor, Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring) in his Ford E-250 Van, Cookies(new) Blue Beetle, Firestorm, Black Lantern Dumbledore, The Energizer Bunny, Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, Ancient Sith Lord #8 & 9, Failed Jedi #1-3, Mandalorian #1-3.




TEAM has promised to make an example of their Divisional brethren, Built Ford Tough, in this battle in Uncharted Space. A swarm of Neo Cymeks descend upon the Heart of Gold and they collectively blast it and its passengers to smithereens before anyone inside can attempt to mount an offense. “Well… that’s just great,” Indiana Jones says to himself as he witnesses the quick destruction of the Heart of Gold. “Oh quite you’re goddamn whining,” snaps Jeff Houslander as he launches his Ford E-250 Van right through Neo Cymek #9.

Black Lantern Han Solo uses his powers to protect and fly Air Wolfe through the rigors of space, but they are met by the duo of Galactiac and Thanoseid. The super powered zombie version of Han Solo does his best to maneuver Air Wolfe, but Thanoseid’s Omega Effect isn’t easily avoided. The helicopter is vaporized in a blink of an eye. “Bwwarrrggghh!!!” belches Jeff Houslander as he vomits red rage energy all over Neo Cymek #12 as most of the rest of Built Ford Tough attack the remaining Neo Cymeks. Black Lantern Dumbledore fires a death curse at Neo Cymek #1 mere moments before it kills the Fantastic Max crew. Jeff finishes off Neo Cymek #12 and looks for more prey. Indiana Jones and Grapple attack Galactiac from behind. Indy distracts the cosmic being, allowing Grapple to go to work. The Transformer quickly uses his keen building intellect to focus on Galactiac’s machine body and is able to literally take it apart bolt by bolt. “Nice work, kid” Indiana Jones says to Grapple. But Grapple is unable to respond; Thanoseid has attacked Grapple and ripped his spark from his chassis. Firestorm enters the fray and uses his powers to turn Thanoseid into purple Play-Doh. But he is only able to aid Indy for this short time, as his attention is drawn to the oncoming of Solaris, The Tyrant Sun.

Meanwhile, the war between the rag tag group from Built Ford Tough and the Neo Cymeks of TEAM continues to wage on. Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, Cookies, Archie the Octospider, AB, Mandalorians #1-3 and The Energizer Bunny have all been massacred by the giant robots. Jeff, along with Gigantor and Black Lantern Dumbledore focus their collective powers on one robot at a time, a plan that seems to be working. They destroy Neo Cymeks #4, 7 and 11, but Zombie Ultron attacks Gigantor from behind and eats his way through the large robot. Jeff and Dumbledore attack Zombie Ultron together and are able to overwhelm the half dead android. Indiana Jones zips in and aids his team who are being absolutely brutalized by the Neo Cymeks. He blasts Neo Cymek #2 apart and then creates a massive green energy stone pillar to crush Neo Cymek #8. But his attack is cut short, as is his life, by the arrival of TEAM’s newest ace in the hole, Justice Legion Alpha Superman. Indiana Jones’s Green Lantern ring flies back to Built Ford Tough’s locker room awaiting its new wielder.

Firestorm is joined by Black Lantern Dumbledore and Jeff Houslander as Solaris arrives to battle. However, this leaves the remaining member of Built Ford Tough wide open to a Justice Legion Alpha Superman led Neo Cymek assault. They are utterly exterminated in a matter that is both quick and painful. Superman then double backs and blasts right through the decaying wizard and uses his freeze breath to cool the fiery rage of Jeff Houslander. He then puts his fist through the frozen roofer as easily as a ladder through a window on a cold January afternoon. Firestorm is now the lone member of an absolutely annihilated team. Solaris unleashes a massive blast of energy directly at Firestorm, but he fights back and absorbs the cosmic energy. The Tyrant Sun fires an even more powerful blast at Firestorm, but he continues to absorb it. But this is simply too much energy for even Firestorm to absorb, so he begins to focus all of his power within himself. Justice Legion Alpha Superman flies in between Solaris and Firestorm and attempts to stop him, but Firestorm unleashes a supernova that washes over Superman, blinding and severely injuring him. In doing so, Firestorm vaporizes Solaris and the rest of the Neo Cymeks, but perishes as well in the process. Superman floats through the cosmos unconscious but victorious, none the less.

TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!