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Fantasy Fantasy League Playoffs
Monday, May 31, 2010
Week 1 Post-Season Schedule
Consolation Round
Setting: Hyrule Castle
Points: 30
Prize: Star Sapphire Ring
-PMS Vs. The Abomitrons
-The Transfoamers Vs. Bruce's Bodacious Bullies
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Built Ford Tough
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Oblivio
Championship Round
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 500
Prizes: Indigo Power Ring & Cybertronian Spaceship
American League
-(1)The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. (8)Team S.P.
-(4)TEAM Vs. (5)Alice's Wonder Team
-(3)Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. (6)Logical Genocide
-(2)Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. (7)The Untouchables
National League
-(1)Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. (8)Better Than All of You
-(4)The Right Wing Vs. (5)Hayley’s Comets
-(3)George Washington’s Slaves Vs. (6)Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies
-(2)Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. (7)Le’ Napoleon Brigade
Setting: Hyrule Castle
Points: 30
Prize: Star Sapphire Ring
-PMS Vs. The Abomitrons
-The Transfoamers Vs. Bruce's Bodacious Bullies
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Built Ford Tough
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Oblivio
Championship Round
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 500
Prizes: Indigo Power Ring & Cybertronian Spaceship
American League
-(1)The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. (8)Team S.P.
-(4)TEAM Vs. (5)Alice's Wonder Team
-(3)Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. (6)Logical Genocide
-(2)Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. (7)The Untouchables
National League
-(1)Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. (8)Better Than All of You
-(4)The Right Wing Vs. (5)Hayley’s Comets
-(3)George Washington’s Slaves Vs. (6)Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies
-(2)Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. (7)Le’ Napoleon Brigade
Season Three: Week 11 The Untouchables vs. TEAM
The Untouchables are Gilotina, Bernadeth, Mad Harriet, Stompa, and Lashina.
TEAM is Thor.
Gilotina: “Who are we playing again?”
Lashina: “TEAM, how many times do we have to tell you this.”
Gilotina: “TEAM huh, well this should be an easy one.”
Mad Harriet: “Why would you say that, TEAM has pretty much done nothing but win since this league has been around.”
Gilotina: “If by win you mean laying down when they should be playing an actual competitive team, then yeah, I guess I agree with you.”
Lashina: “Don’t you dare look at this match as a cake walk. The second you start doing that (pauses for a second) don’t ever take your eye off the prize Gilotina.”
Gilotina: “He’s started no one of value this season. Look all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t be surprised if he started all Vamp’s this week.”
The remaining Female Furies look at Gilotina and are finding it hard not to agree with her. They know that TEAM is still a powerhouse in the league, but they also know that she has a point. Lashina tries to keep the powerful woman focused but the idea of an easy match is beyond tempting for them to think about. As they all trek though the Pandorian forest, they see no signs of their opponent. Then out of nowhere, snow begins falling from the sky.
The Furies are surprised by this occurrence, but ultimately none of them thinks too much of it. Then the wind begins to pick up and lighting starts striking everywhere.
Stompa: “What the hell is going on here?”
Lashina: “I’m not sure, but I have a feeling TEAM isn’t laying down for this one.”
Gilotina: “You girls and your superstition’s. We are on an alien planet. How do you know that this isn’t a normal occurrence the happens everyday at two in the afternoon.”
Lashina: “That seems like a highly unlikely scenario.”
Gilotina: “What’s more likely; the weather being strange on an alien world or TEAM actually showing up and starting a legit team. I’m telling you, all Vamp’s.”
Thor: “I can’t speak for my team in regards to laying down this season, but the one thing I can tell you, is that I am definitely not a Vampire.”
As Thor says this he brings Mjolnir down upon Gilotina so hard that he literally crushes her from head to toe. The remaining ‘Untouchable’ members now know that their opponent has in fact done the opposite of laying down for this match and are all on full alert for battle. Mad Harriet runs up behind Thor and strikes him with her “Power Spikes” that she has on her hands. Thor screams in pain and then looks at her and smiles. He then re-directs the energy and sends it straight back into her, blowing her back into a tree.
Stompa sees this and decides to start an earthquake on the Na’vi inhabited world. Thor immediately takes flight and in the process grabs Stompa from causeing any further damage on the alien world. While in flight Stompa is pounding on Thor, to which does cause him pain but not enough to actually hurt him to any real extent. He then takes a look at the heat axe that she is wielding and says, “Nice axe, how is it in battle?” She then takes a swing at him with the axe and as soon as it hits Mjolnir, the axe fold’s in on itself and falls to the ground.
Thor: “That’s a shame about the axe. (Looking around for a place to land) Oh, this looks like a nice spot.”
Thor then takes Stompa and sends her directly down on top of a tree, sending the top of the tree through her chest, killing her instantly.
Lashina: “Our weapons are going to be useless against him, so just forget about them.”
Bernadeth: “Good, this was a sorry excuse for a weapon anyways. (Looks over at Mad Harriet who is still laying on the ground with severe electrical burns) Get up Harriet, you are a disgrace to this team.”
Lashina goes over to Harriet to see if she is all right and realizes that her wounds are far greater then she thought they were.
Lashina: “Bernadeth please shut up and actually do something.”
Bernadeth: “Kiss my A## Lashina! While you are tending to your friend over there, I’ll be winning this match for us.”
She then throws the Halberd down to the ground and readies her Fahren-Knives for Thor. Thor flies back down to face Bernadeth when he begins to feel his insides burning. He is not completely sure why this is occurring, but he has a feeling it has something to do with his opponent across the forest from him. Though he can feel the pain inside of him growing, he charges after Bernadeth and in an instant they are both gone.
The next thing Bernadeth sees is a large forest around her, but nothing seems to be right. Thor then looks at her and knocks her to the ground.
Thor: “Good luck finding your way home from here.”
Bernadeth: “Where the hell did you bring me?”
Thor: “Trust me when I say you are going to have a long time to figure that one out on your own.”
Thor then transports himself back to the dimension the battle is being fought on, leaving Bernadeth behind on another plain of existence. Thor then sees Lashina tending to her teammates wounds and sends a bolt of lighting down upon the two of them. Lashina manages to get out of the way, but the second surge of energy that Mad Harriet has taken today is too much for her as she finally succumbs to her wounds.
Lashina is now incredibly angry over the death of her teammate and quickly charges after the god with whips in hand. She does manage to tangle her whips around Thor, holding him down for a second. Thor then looks at her and says, “This again, I’ve already used this move once today, let’s try something different this time.” Thor then head butts Lashina and kicks her in the chest, sending her flying across the forest. Then before Lashina is able to regain her footing, the son of Odin sent a god-like thermo blast into the leader of the Furies that completely disintegrates her.
At this time Thor considered going back to finish off Bernadeth, but thought of it as a waste of time. Because for once this year, TEAM started a heavy weight and heavy weights don’t have time for distractions like Bernadeth.
The Untouchables: Bernadeth survived, though she is in another dimension.
TEAM: Thor Survived.
TEAM is Victorious!!!
TEAM is Thor.
Gilotina: “Who are we playing again?”
Lashina: “TEAM, how many times do we have to tell you this.”
Gilotina: “TEAM huh, well this should be an easy one.”
Mad Harriet: “Why would you say that, TEAM has pretty much done nothing but win since this league has been around.”
Gilotina: “If by win you mean laying down when they should be playing an actual competitive team, then yeah, I guess I agree with you.”
Lashina: “Don’t you dare look at this match as a cake walk. The second you start doing that (pauses for a second) don’t ever take your eye off the prize Gilotina.”
Gilotina: “He’s started no one of value this season. Look all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t be surprised if he started all Vamp’s this week.”
The remaining Female Furies look at Gilotina and are finding it hard not to agree with her. They know that TEAM is still a powerhouse in the league, but they also know that she has a point. Lashina tries to keep the powerful woman focused but the idea of an easy match is beyond tempting for them to think about. As they all trek though the Pandorian forest, they see no signs of their opponent. Then out of nowhere, snow begins falling from the sky.
The Furies are surprised by this occurrence, but ultimately none of them thinks too much of it. Then the wind begins to pick up and lighting starts striking everywhere.
Stompa: “What the hell is going on here?”
Lashina: “I’m not sure, but I have a feeling TEAM isn’t laying down for this one.”
Gilotina: “You girls and your superstition’s. We are on an alien planet. How do you know that this isn’t a normal occurrence the happens everyday at two in the afternoon.”
Lashina: “That seems like a highly unlikely scenario.”
Gilotina: “What’s more likely; the weather being strange on an alien world or TEAM actually showing up and starting a legit team. I’m telling you, all Vamp’s.”
Thor: “I can’t speak for my team in regards to laying down this season, but the one thing I can tell you, is that I am definitely not a Vampire.”
As Thor says this he brings Mjolnir down upon Gilotina so hard that he literally crushes her from head to toe. The remaining ‘Untouchable’ members now know that their opponent has in fact done the opposite of laying down for this match and are all on full alert for battle. Mad Harriet runs up behind Thor and strikes him with her “Power Spikes” that she has on her hands. Thor screams in pain and then looks at her and smiles. He then re-directs the energy and sends it straight back into her, blowing her back into a tree.
Stompa sees this and decides to start an earthquake on the Na’vi inhabited world. Thor immediately takes flight and in the process grabs Stompa from causeing any further damage on the alien world. While in flight Stompa is pounding on Thor, to which does cause him pain but not enough to actually hurt him to any real extent. He then takes a look at the heat axe that she is wielding and says, “Nice axe, how is it in battle?” She then takes a swing at him with the axe and as soon as it hits Mjolnir, the axe fold’s in on itself and falls to the ground.
Thor: “That’s a shame about the axe. (Looking around for a place to land) Oh, this looks like a nice spot.”
Thor then takes Stompa and sends her directly down on top of a tree, sending the top of the tree through her chest, killing her instantly.
Lashina: “Our weapons are going to be useless against him, so just forget about them.”
Bernadeth: “Good, this was a sorry excuse for a weapon anyways. (Looks over at Mad Harriet who is still laying on the ground with severe electrical burns) Get up Harriet, you are a disgrace to this team.”
Lashina goes over to Harriet to see if she is all right and realizes that her wounds are far greater then she thought they were.
Lashina: “Bernadeth please shut up and actually do something.”
Bernadeth: “Kiss my A## Lashina! While you are tending to your friend over there, I’ll be winning this match for us.”
She then throws the Halberd down to the ground and readies her Fahren-Knives for Thor. Thor flies back down to face Bernadeth when he begins to feel his insides burning. He is not completely sure why this is occurring, but he has a feeling it has something to do with his opponent across the forest from him. Though he can feel the pain inside of him growing, he charges after Bernadeth and in an instant they are both gone.
The next thing Bernadeth sees is a large forest around her, but nothing seems to be right. Thor then looks at her and knocks her to the ground.
Thor: “Good luck finding your way home from here.”
Bernadeth: “Where the hell did you bring me?”
Thor: “Trust me when I say you are going to have a long time to figure that one out on your own.”
Thor then transports himself back to the dimension the battle is being fought on, leaving Bernadeth behind on another plain of existence. Thor then sees Lashina tending to her teammates wounds and sends a bolt of lighting down upon the two of them. Lashina manages to get out of the way, but the second surge of energy that Mad Harriet has taken today is too much for her as she finally succumbs to her wounds.
Lashina is now incredibly angry over the death of her teammate and quickly charges after the god with whips in hand. She does manage to tangle her whips around Thor, holding him down for a second. Thor then looks at her and says, “This again, I’ve already used this move once today, let’s try something different this time.” Thor then head butts Lashina and kicks her in the chest, sending her flying across the forest. Then before Lashina is able to regain her footing, the son of Odin sent a god-like thermo blast into the leader of the Furies that completely disintegrates her.
At this time Thor considered going back to finish off Bernadeth, but thought of it as a waste of time. Because for once this year, TEAM started a heavy weight and heavy weights don’t have time for distractions like Bernadeth.
The Untouchables: Bernadeth survived, though she is in another dimension.
TEAM: Thor Survived.
TEAM is Victorious!!!
Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Better Than All of You is (Gray) Hulk, & Arn Anderson.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is John McLain & Jacen Solo.
“Where the F**k are we Jacen”? McLain asks his teammate as they are transported to Pandora. He continues with: “I’ve been in some F**%^d up situations in my life but I’ve never seen anything like this S$$t before”. Arn Anderson then jumps out of the tree behind them and lands a flying elbow on Solo. McLain pulls out his Beretta and turns around to help his teammate, but by then Hulk is already there to do some damage. McLain’s 9mm’s bounce off of the chest of the Gray Goliath, but Hulk directs his rage at Jacen Solo instead of his attacker. Hulk uproots a tree and launches it at Jacen which breaks just about every bone in his body before it kills him. McLain realizes that his Beretta 92 isn’t going to cut it against Hulk so he rolls across the ground and picks up the lightsaber. He has the perfect chance to take out Hulk as the 6’6’’ bada** has his back to McLain. McLain takes his one chance at killing the Hulk as he rushes at him with the lightsaber ignited, but just as he is about to use the lightsaber to cut thru the thick gray hide Arn Anderson screams: “Hulk! Look Out”! Arn jumps out in front of McLain’s lightsaber and takes the hit for his partner. Hulk then turns around delivers a massive punch to the head of McLain over the dead body of his buddy Arn.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade is John McLain & Jacen Solo.
“Where the F**k are we Jacen”? McLain asks his teammate as they are transported to Pandora. He continues with: “I’ve been in some F**%^d up situations in my life but I’ve never seen anything like this S$$t before”. Arn Anderson then jumps out of the tree behind them and lands a flying elbow on Solo. McLain pulls out his Beretta and turns around to help his teammate, but by then Hulk is already there to do some damage. McLain’s 9mm’s bounce off of the chest of the Gray Goliath, but Hulk directs his rage at Jacen Solo instead of his attacker. Hulk uproots a tree and launches it at Jacen which breaks just about every bone in his body before it kills him. McLain realizes that his Beretta 92 isn’t going to cut it against Hulk so he rolls across the ground and picks up the lightsaber. He has the perfect chance to take out Hulk as the 6’6’’ bada** has his back to McLain. McLain takes his one chance at killing the Hulk as he rushes at him with the lightsaber ignited, but just as he is about to use the lightsaber to cut thru the thick gray hide Arn Anderson screams: “Hulk! Look Out”! Arn jumps out in front of McLain’s lightsaber and takes the hit for his partner. Hulk then turns around delivers a massive punch to the head of McLain over the dead body of his buddy Arn.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Space Shuttle Retiring) Preseident Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs.
Xavier's Annihialtion Squad
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Gulf Coast Destroying) President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Spider-Man, Dora (w/ a green lightsaber), Boots (w/ a green lightsaber), Backpack, Map, Benny, Eessa, Tico, Azeem, & Zombie Doozer #1.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Geo-Force & Perfuma.
The possible perfect season or the bragging rights to be the team that destroyed it is just about the only thing that is on the line in this match. Both of the these teams have already clinched their respective divisions and the top 2 spots in the National League. With that being said, they both still put great teams forward this week which is a credit to both their owners sense of pride and purpose. Zombie Doozer #1 rushes in filled with bloodlust, but Perfuma crushes the little Doozer under her foot and then does the same to Eessa & Tico. Geo-Force causes the earth underneath the feet of The Commandos to rip apart which sends their team into a tizzy, but Azeem still manages to jump out of the crevice being created underneath him and to use his Saracen Sword to cut off the head of Perfuma. Geo-Force’s attacks manage to take out the burly Benny and to knock Backpack right off of Dora’s back ending in both the destruction of Backpack and The Map which was residing inside it. Dora did manage to grab her and Boots’ lightsabers out of it before The Backpack took one for the team. Dora tells her troops to regroup, which they do up in a tree thanks to the abilities of Spider-Man. Dora looks to Spider-Man, Azeem, & Boots and says: “Listen up, I realize we are all in the play-offs already, but we owe it to every amigo of the FFL to do our best to end the perfect streak of The Annihilation Squad”. “I’m ready to do my part” Boots adds, but Peter Parker says: “Be careful Boots, you have one foot, and half your tail in the Graveyard, and we need you for the play-offs”. Azeem adds: “Spider-Man is right, you’re just to important Boots”. With this exchange completed, Dora leaps out of the tree as a diversionary tactic with her lightsaber swinging wildly. Geo-Force begins to aim his attention at the deadly little girl, but Spider-Man swoops in with his webs and completely contains Geo-Force, knocking him to the ground in a web cocoon. The Commandos know that this won’t hold Geo-Force for long, but before Geo-Force can free himself from the webbing, Azeem uses his Saracen Sword once more to finish off Geo-Force the same way he did to their other opponent.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & (DID I CALL REV. WRIGHT MY SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, I JUST MEANT GUY I MET ONCE OR TWICE) PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Gulf Coast Destroying) President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Spider-Man, Dora (w/ a green lightsaber), Boots (w/ a green lightsaber), Backpack, Map, Benny, Eessa, Tico, Azeem, & Zombie Doozer #1.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Geo-Force & Perfuma.
The possible perfect season or the bragging rights to be the team that destroyed it is just about the only thing that is on the line in this match. Both of the these teams have already clinched their respective divisions and the top 2 spots in the National League. With that being said, they both still put great teams forward this week which is a credit to both their owners sense of pride and purpose. Zombie Doozer #1 rushes in filled with bloodlust, but Perfuma crushes the little Doozer under her foot and then does the same to Eessa & Tico. Geo-Force causes the earth underneath the feet of The Commandos to rip apart which sends their team into a tizzy, but Azeem still manages to jump out of the crevice being created underneath him and to use his Saracen Sword to cut off the head of Perfuma. Geo-Force’s attacks manage to take out the burly Benny and to knock Backpack right off of Dora’s back ending in both the destruction of Backpack and The Map which was residing inside it. Dora did manage to grab her and Boots’ lightsabers out of it before The Backpack took one for the team. Dora tells her troops to regroup, which they do up in a tree thanks to the abilities of Spider-Man. Dora looks to Spider-Man, Azeem, & Boots and says: “Listen up, I realize we are all in the play-offs already, but we owe it to every amigo of the FFL to do our best to end the perfect streak of The Annihilation Squad”. “I’m ready to do my part” Boots adds, but Peter Parker says: “Be careful Boots, you have one foot, and half your tail in the Graveyard, and we need you for the play-offs”. Azeem adds: “Spider-Man is right, you’re just to important Boots”. With this exchange completed, Dora leaps out of the tree as a diversionary tactic with her lightsaber swinging wildly. Geo-Force begins to aim his attention at the deadly little girl, but Spider-Man swoops in with his webs and completely contains Geo-Force, knocking him to the ground in a web cocoon. The Commandos know that this won’t hold Geo-Force for long, but before Geo-Force can free himself from the webbing, Azeem uses his Saracen Sword once more to finish off Geo-Force the same way he did to their other opponent.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & (DID I CALL REV. WRIGHT MY SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, I JUST MEANT GUY I MET ONCE OR TWICE) PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Swamp Thing & Liono.
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Mace Windu & Charlie Brown.
The battle starts off both quickly and fiercely as the 2 2 man teams square off. Liono delivers a kick to the head of Charlie Brown that break his neck like the shell of a peanut (get it) but Mace swings his lightsaber viciously, cutting away everything that Swamp Thing throws at him. Swamp Thing is manipulating the forest around him making everything around Master Windu a potential enemy. Windu keeps them at bay for a while, but eventually is completely bound up in a massive series of vines. His lightsaber is ripped from his hands by a sharp twig knocked from a tree above him. Liono and Swamp Thing approach the cocooned Jedi Master cautiously, but just as they do Mace Windu who is deep in concentration within the vines uses his mastery of the force to rip himself free of the binds. In one fluid motion he then flips into the air and uses the force to suck his lightsaber back into his hand. He then comes down in front of Swamp Thing and slices him right down the middle (like a hot dog). This amazing feat unfortunately is not quite enough though, because as the exhausted Windu finishes off Swamp Thing, Liono takes this opportunity to come from behind Mace with his sword drawn and relieve him of his head.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Mace Windu & Charlie Brown.
The battle starts off both quickly and fiercely as the 2 2 man teams square off. Liono delivers a kick to the head of Charlie Brown that break his neck like the shell of a peanut (get it) but Mace swings his lightsaber viciously, cutting away everything that Swamp Thing throws at him. Swamp Thing is manipulating the forest around him making everything around Master Windu a potential enemy. Windu keeps them at bay for a while, but eventually is completely bound up in a massive series of vines. His lightsaber is ripped from his hands by a sharp twig knocked from a tree above him. Liono and Swamp Thing approach the cocooned Jedi Master cautiously, but just as they do Mace Windu who is deep in concentration within the vines uses his mastery of the force to rip himself free of the binds. In one fluid motion he then flips into the air and uses the force to suck his lightsaber back into his hand. He then comes down in front of Swamp Thing and slices him right down the middle (like a hot dog). This amazing feat unfortunately is not quite enough though, because as the exhausted Windu finishes off Swamp Thing, Liono takes this opportunity to come from behind Mace with his sword drawn and relieve him of his head.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, May 30, 2010
The Abomitrons Vs. Bruce's Bodacious Bullies
The Abomitrons are Hancock, Kyle Houslander, & Ratta the Hutt.
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Elrond (with a blue lantern ring) & Separatist Commando #1 & 2.
Elrond instantly puts his Elven tracking skills to use as he disappears into the forest of Pandora. The 2 Commandos do not even know where their teammate has gone, but they continue their patrol as Elrond ordered them to before he melted into the landscape that is so similar to the forests of the woodland realm that he was born in so many centuries ago. Separatist Commando #2 takes aim at Kyle Houslander as he runs thru the forest but the blaster bolt misses Kyle and instead blasts Ratta the Hutt right out of the backpack that Kyle was carrying him in. Kyle rushes at the 2 Commandos who take aim at him but before they can fire Hancock swoops down and lands killing the 2 commandos with his fists before his feet even hit the ground. "Nice diversion Kyle, that's exactly what I wanted you to do" Hancock says to his teammate. "Thanks Hancock, it's just to bad that we lost Ratta in the process". Hancock and Kyle are about to continue their search when Elrond jumps out at them. The Elven ruler is wielding his curved sword with a blue energy coating around it. He knocks Kyle to the ground and then delivers a swift kick to the chest of Hancock. This is a great move but it has little effect on Hancock who grabs a hold of Elrond and launches him into a nearby tree, cracking his neck.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Elrond (with a blue lantern ring) & Separatist Commando #1 & 2.
Elrond instantly puts his Elven tracking skills to use as he disappears into the forest of Pandora. The 2 Commandos do not even know where their teammate has gone, but they continue their patrol as Elrond ordered them to before he melted into the landscape that is so similar to the forests of the woodland realm that he was born in so many centuries ago. Separatist Commando #2 takes aim at Kyle Houslander as he runs thru the forest but the blaster bolt misses Kyle and instead blasts Ratta the Hutt right out of the backpack that Kyle was carrying him in. Kyle rushes at the 2 Commandos who take aim at him but before they can fire Hancock swoops down and lands killing the 2 commandos with his fists before his feet even hit the ground. "Nice diversion Kyle, that's exactly what I wanted you to do" Hancock says to his teammate. "Thanks Hancock, it's just to bad that we lost Ratta in the process". Hancock and Kyle are about to continue their search when Elrond jumps out at them. The Elven ruler is wielding his curved sword with a blue energy coating around it. He knocks Kyle to the ground and then delivers a swift kick to the chest of Hancock. This is a great move but it has little effect on Hancock who grabs a hold of Elrond and launches him into a nearby tree, cracking his neck.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
George Washington's Slaves vs The Syracuse Valley
George Washington’s Slaves are Nolan Ryan, Zack Morris and King Kong.
The Syracuse Valley is Soundblaster, Movie Ravage, Fast Forward, Zombie Rumble, Movie Wheelie, Movie Spy Bug and Movie Decepticon #1.
The Decepticons from The Syracuse Valley make their way through the jungle of Pandora. Movie Ravage sees Zack Morris and charges toward him. The metal beast leaps into the air; his jaw wide open, but is nailed with a rock that’s flying at easily over 100 mph. The rock goes right into Movie Ravage’s mouth and blasts through the back of its skull. “Thanks, man,” Zack says to Nolan Ryan as the pitcher comes up from behind him. But the rest of the smaller sized Valley members then surround the two of them. They begin to attack, but Zack yells “TIME OUT!” and everyone freezes right where they are. He grabs the frozen Nolan and moves them far away from their opponents. “Alright, TIME IN!” The trees then begin to shake as King Kong leap out of them. He’s holding Soundblaster’s head, as he has already removed it from the Decepticon. Kong slams down on Movie Wheelie and Fast Forward. Zombie Rumble shoots wildly at the massive gorilla, but is crushed by Kong’s fist. The Movie Spy Bug flies up by Zack and Nolan, who are now safely behind a boulder. Zack swats the bug away with ease as they watch King Kong rip the arms off of Movie Decepticon #1 and beat it to death with them.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Syracuse Valley is Soundblaster, Movie Ravage, Fast Forward, Zombie Rumble, Movie Wheelie, Movie Spy Bug and Movie Decepticon #1.
The Decepticons from The Syracuse Valley make their way through the jungle of Pandora. Movie Ravage sees Zack Morris and charges toward him. The metal beast leaps into the air; his jaw wide open, but is nailed with a rock that’s flying at easily over 100 mph. The rock goes right into Movie Ravage’s mouth and blasts through the back of its skull. “Thanks, man,” Zack says to Nolan Ryan as the pitcher comes up from behind him. But the rest of the smaller sized Valley members then surround the two of them. They begin to attack, but Zack yells “TIME OUT!” and everyone freezes right where they are. He grabs the frozen Nolan and moves them far away from their opponents. “Alright, TIME IN!” The trees then begin to shake as King Kong leap out of them. He’s holding Soundblaster’s head, as he has already removed it from the Decepticon. Kong slams down on Movie Wheelie and Fast Forward. Zombie Rumble shoots wildly at the massive gorilla, but is crushed by Kong’s fist. The Movie Spy Bug flies up by Zack and Nolan, who are now safely behind a boulder. Zack swats the bug away with ease as they watch King Kong rip the arms off of Movie Decepticon #1 and beat it to death with them.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
The Right Wing vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Superboy, Bill Kelley (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Ewok Baby #1 & 2.
The Right Wing is Superwoman, & Atticus Finch.
“Alright Bill, we’re out of the Playoffs. But let’s still send a message to The Right Wing and the rest of the League,” Superboy says to Bill Kelley as they are transported to Pandora. Bill takes a final long drag from his cigarette and agrees and simply nods back. The moment they set foot on the jungle floor, Superboy is blindsided by Superwoman and slammed into a tree. Atticus Finch nails Bill with a stiff right hook right in the jaw as well. He then cocks his rifle. “I remember when my daddy gave me this gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird,” says Atticus as he aims it at the fallen Bill. “Yeah well I’m no bird,” Bill says as he ignites his lightsaber and drives it into Finch’s chest. He then leans up against a tree and fires up a cigarette. The two Ewok babies crawl up next to his feet as he sees the trees rustling around from what must be Superboy and Superwoman’s battle. “Lois?!?! What the hell?” yells Superboy as he realizes that he’s being attacked by a super-powered Lois Lane. She doesn’t even bother responding, she just keeps coming with blow after blow. But Superboy retaliates and grabs a hold of Lois’s leg and spins her around, slamming her into a tree. “Man Clark’s gonna be pissed about this,” he says as he grabs a hold of Superwoman and snaps her neck. Superboy then flies back down to Bill Kelley. “So how’d you do? I hear that Atticus Finch is one hell of a hero, Superboy says. “No need to be afraid of him, Connor. He's all bluff,” Bill replies.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Right Wing is Superwoman, & Atticus Finch.
“Alright Bill, we’re out of the Playoffs. But let’s still send a message to The Right Wing and the rest of the League,” Superboy says to Bill Kelley as they are transported to Pandora. Bill takes a final long drag from his cigarette and agrees and simply nods back. The moment they set foot on the jungle floor, Superboy is blindsided by Superwoman and slammed into a tree. Atticus Finch nails Bill with a stiff right hook right in the jaw as well. He then cocks his rifle. “I remember when my daddy gave me this gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird,” says Atticus as he aims it at the fallen Bill. “Yeah well I’m no bird,” Bill says as he ignites his lightsaber and drives it into Finch’s chest. He then leans up against a tree and fires up a cigarette. The two Ewok babies crawl up next to his feet as he sees the trees rustling around from what must be Superboy and Superwoman’s battle. “Lois?!?! What the hell?” yells Superboy as he realizes that he’s being attacked by a super-powered Lois Lane. She doesn’t even bother responding, she just keeps coming with blow after blow. But Superboy retaliates and grabs a hold of Lois’s leg and spins her around, slamming her into a tree. “Man Clark’s gonna be pissed about this,” he says as he grabs a hold of Superwoman and snaps her neck. Superboy then flies back down to Bill Kelley. “So how’d you do? I hear that Atticus Finch is one hell of a hero, Superboy says. “No need to be afraid of him, Connor. He's all bluff,” Bill replies.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
Team S.P. vs Built Ford Tough
Built Ford Tough is Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring), Despotellis, Wilt, & Keith Mars.
Team S.P. is Ka-Zar, Zabu, & S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #2.
Ka-Zar and Zabu are feel instantly at home on Pandora, as it reminds them much of their home, the Savage Land. They disappear into the jungle and begin to track their foes. “Crap, where did they go? Man, I’m gonna die out here,” mumbles S.H.I.E.L.D Agent #2 to himself. His concerns were well founded as a savage Wilt bursts through the foliage and guts the Agent with his makeshift spear he crafted from a tree branch. Ka-Zar and Zabu continue to hunt for Built Ford Tough’s Lanterns. They see Red Lantern Jeff Houslander blasting trees down that happen to be in his way. Ka-Zar springs into action and leaps at Jeff. He dropkicks Jeff down as Zabu pounces on top of him. The Saber-toothed Tiger then savagely chomps down on Jeff’s neck, killing him. Zabu then howls in pain as Despotellis has flown inside Zabu and kills him from the inside out. As the Yellow Lantern flies back out, Ka-Zar, with amazing accuracy slices it in half with his knife.
TEAM S.P. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Team S.P. is Ka-Zar, Zabu, & S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #2.
Ka-Zar and Zabu are feel instantly at home on Pandora, as it reminds them much of their home, the Savage Land. They disappear into the jungle and begin to track their foes. “Crap, where did they go? Man, I’m gonna die out here,” mumbles S.H.I.E.L.D Agent #2 to himself. His concerns were well founded as a savage Wilt bursts through the foliage and guts the Agent with his makeshift spear he crafted from a tree branch. Ka-Zar and Zabu continue to hunt for Built Ford Tough’s Lanterns. They see Red Lantern Jeff Houslander blasting trees down that happen to be in his way. Ka-Zar springs into action and leaps at Jeff. He dropkicks Jeff down as Zabu pounces on top of him. The Saber-toothed Tiger then savagely chomps down on Jeff’s neck, killing him. Zabu then howls in pain as Despotellis has flown inside Zabu and kills him from the inside out. As the Yellow Lantern flies back out, Ka-Zar, with amazing accuracy slices it in half with his knife.
TEAM S.P. IS VICTORIOUS!!
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