The Underhills: General Zod, Matrix (Supergirl), Neo w/ 2 Blue Lightsabers, Sauron w/ The One Ring, Spider-Man, Incredible Hulk, Abomination, Excalibur: Captain Britain, Meggan, Phoenix, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Lockheed, Widget, Kylun, Mogo, John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Radaghast the Brown w/ Green Lantern Ring, Blue Wizard #1 -2, Arwen Evenstar w/ Hadafang and Starman, Ent #1-3, Miguel O'Hara w/ Green Lantern Ring, Nova (Sam Alexander), Samwise Gamgee w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Revan Reborn, Starkiller in the Batwing, Mera, Black Manta w/ Halberd, Percy Jackson, Namora, Uncle Iroh, The Eternals: Gilgamesh, Druig, Ikaris, Kingo, Sprite, Phastos, Makkari, Ajak, Thena
The Redskins: -Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #4) and Chian.-Professor Charles Xavier (w/ The White Lantern Ring).-The Full Lantern Spectrum:-Black Lantern Larfleeze (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring).-Indigo One and Munk -Saint Walker -Star Sapphire #1 (final death).-Sodom Yat -Romat-Ru & -Dex-Tar -Power Girl -Black Lantern Wolverine -X-23 -Dakken-Chuck Norris (w/ The Houslander Family Katana and The Darksaber (FINAL DEATH)).-The O.G. Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Captain, 2 Arc Trooper Lieutenants, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert, and 6 Arc Troopers w/ The Batmobile, a Dodge Viper, and a Travel Bus.-Namor the Sub-Mariner -Aspen-The Sando Aqua Monster -Abe Sapien -Black Lantern Asajj Ventress -Star Wolf in a Jedi Starfighter (V-Wing).-Scar-Black Lantern Omega Supreme -Colossus-Cable-Shatterstar-Psylocke-Polaris-Tommy Oliver -Balin-Quasar-Thufir Hawat in The Batcopter, Yaddle,Haldir, Darth Plaguis, Black Dragon #1, Team Leader President James Madison w/ Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Frank Catton, Robert Ryan, Reuben Tishkoff, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Livingston Dell, Basher Tarr, Yen, Saul Bloom, & Linus Caldwell in a Heavy Star Cruiser.
The Desert be dry af
The endless stretch of the desert shimmered under the scorching sun, the ground cracked and dry beneath the weight of impending conflict. A dusty wind swept through the barren landscape, carrying with it the scent of an ancient battle about to unfold. The two teams were separated by the endless desert, but an invisible barrier held them at bay until the moment of battle arrived. It was a test of power, skill, and strategy. Neither side would give up.
The battle began
The Underhills sprang into action immediately. Ikaris shot into the sky, a comet of blazing energy, while Gilgamesh, with his unyielding strength, rushed forward to meet the enemy head-on. Thena and Ajak flanked him, their weapons glowing with celestial energy. Sprite, always quick, used her illusions to mislead the enemy, making it nearly impossible for them to know where the real threats were.
Zod’s cold voice cut through the chaos. "Kneel before me!" he commanded, his Kryptonian powers surging as he fired heat vision across the battlefield, scorching the desert sands and turning them into glass.
Neo, with both blue lightsabers in hand, moved with supernatural speed. The two blades sliced through the air, meeting any challenge that came their way. His mind raced as he read the movements of his opponents, dodging strikes from the enemies and countering with precision.
Meanwhile, The Redskins did not hesitate. X-23’s claws were out, and with a savage roar, she sprinted toward The Underhills. Her ferocity was unmatched, a blur of rage and power. Wolverine, as a Black Lantern, rose from the shadows with all the strength and rage of his former self, only now fueled by a dark, otherworldly force. His adamantium claws slashed at anything that dared approach, tearing through the very air itself.
Chuck Norris, with his unbreakable will and unmatched fighting skills, moved with deliberate calm strikes. The Dark Saber in his hand hummed ominously as he squared off against Zod, his eyes never leaving the Kryptonian. The two exchanged brutal strikes, the Dark Saber meeting Zod’s invulnerable skin, while Chuck’s katana danced through the air with a mastery only he could achieve.
Colossus, towering and unmovable, joined the fray with his massive fists. He crashed into the side of Gilgamesh, sending shockwaves through the air as they collided, both heroes grinning at the challenge. Colossus' steel form took blow after blow, but he was indomitable. Taking down an Eternal himself.
Power Girl, her eyes burning with the might of a Kryptonian, engaged Ikaris in a furious aerial duel. The two soared through the sky, clashing with such force that the desert trembled beneath them. Power Girl’s blows were enough to shatter mountains, but Ikaris responded with blasts of his own energy, the light from his attacks illuminating the entire desert and inevitably killing Powergirl with the reinforcements of the remaining eternals. With the strength of PowerGirl, she left all but a few of the eternals to live.
Cable, the tactician, stayed on the ground, calculating his next move. His cybernetic eye locked onto Phastos, analyzing his patterns and weaknesses. Phastos, with his incredible intellect and technological prowess, wasn’t easily outmatched, but Cable’s experience in combat was vast, and he never underestimated his enemies. Thus allowing for a calculated attack against Phastos and Kingo.
Professor X remained calm, a steady presence on the battlefield. His telepathic powers spread across the desert, searching for weaknesses, controlling the minds of those who dared to make eye contact. With a mental push, he attempted to incapacitate Sprite, whose illusions faltered under the weight of his psychic assault. But Sprite, determined as ever, snapped back to reality and used her illusions to escape. But it the end it was to late for sprite as Chuck Norris sliced through the air with pure bliss ended the life of Sprite.
As the fight raged on, the desert became a warzone of epic proportions. Thena’s celestial weapons met Colossus' indestructible steel, while Zod and Chuck Norris exchanged strikes that shook the very earth. Neo’s two lightsabers clashed with Wolverine’s claws, sparks flying in every direction as the two warriors engaged in a dazzling duel ending with Neo on top. (Ayo)
In the midst of the chaos, Ajak and Professor X locked eyes. Through the telepathic link, Ajak could feel the immense power within the professor’s mind, but she was no stranger to such battles. She reached into the ether and unleashed her own mental attack, pushing against the limits of Professor X's telepathy. Their minds collided in a psychic storm that shook the very desert sands beneath them. Ultimately leaving them both with a disoriented reality that would eventually kill them both.
The battle continued for hours, the combatants unable to find an advantage. Neither side would give in, each warrior pushing the limits of their power, fighting for victory, for survival. The sun began to set, casting an eerie orange glow over the war-torn landscape. It was clear that this battle would have no easy victor.
But as the last light of the day faded, the ground beneath their feet began to tremble, the desert itself stirring as if something ancient and powerful had awakened…….
Space and shit
Without warning, the battle erupted. Starkiller's Batwing shot through the void like a streak of light, unleashing a barrage of missiles and blaster fire at Star Wolf's V-wing. The V-wing weaved through the attacks with precision, Star Wolf's fingers a blur as she maneuvered the ship with expert skill. A missile grazed her wing, but she managed to twist her fighter out of the blast radius, countering with a barrage of her own.
Meanwhile, General Zod's eyes gleamed with fury as he soared through the atmosphere on a personal warpath, targeting the Black Lantern Omega Supreme. The corrupted machine towered above the battlefield, its massive, glowing eyes fixed on him. Zod’s fists crackled with energy as he zoomed toward Omega Supreme, hurling a barrage of heat vision. The black energy surrounding Omega Supreme absorbed the attacks, but Zod, unrelenting, followed up with a crushing punch to its metallic face, creating a shockwave that rippled through the atmosphere.
Mogo, from the distance, unleashed the full power of its Green Lantern core. Massive amounts of light shot toward the Heavy Star Cruiser, wrapping around the ship, constraining it in a deadly web of energy. The Oceans 11 crew, led by Danny Ocean, quickly coordinated their efforts to fight back. Rusty Ryan hacked into the cruiser’s systems to release a wave of EMP pulses, temporarily disabling the tractor beams holding them in place. Wit a flick of his wrist, Ocean and his crew began executing their meticulously planned heists within the cruiser, even as the battle raged outside.
But it was Darth Plagueis who took center stage as the true mastermind. With a sinister laugh, the Sith Lord extended his arms, manipulating the dark side of the Force to rip apart the fabric of space itself. Using his knowledge of the Sith, he began to raise black tendrils of energy, attempting to drain the life force of those around him. John Stewart and Kyle Rayner, both seasoned Lanterns, immediately reacted, forming barriers of green and white light to shield themselves from the oncoming wave of dark power.
"Fool," Plagueis sneered, "you think your light can protect you from true darkness?"
But Stewart's voice was firm, "We don't just wield light. We are the light."
Together, the two Lanterns released a counterforce of light so intense that the dark tendrils splintered like glass before being torn apart by a pulse of pure, focused energy.
Supergirl, watching from a distance, knew the tide of battle would turn in her favor if she took down Plagueis. With a surge of speed, she flew directly at him, her eyes glowing with solar energy. Plagueis raised his hands, summoning the dark side to strike her down, but he was unprepared for the sheer force of Supergirl’s power. In a violent clash, her punch collided with his defenses, sending Plagueis tumbling backward through the air. His Force choke was nothing against the unstoppable strength of the Kryptonian.
But Star Wolf would not let her succeed. The skilled pilot fired a shot from her V-wing at Supergirl, catching her off guard. Supergirl twisted midair, narrowly dodging the blast, but the sudden interference gave Plagueis enough time to recover. The Sith Lord grinned, drawing on his dark power once more. Using it to snuff the light of the two lanterns.
Elsewhere, Zod continued his battle with Omega Supreme, his heat vision clashing with the Black Lantern energy. But it wasn’t just Zod who had his sights set on the giant—Starkiller, using his Batwing's advanced weaponry, fired a high-powered pulse, cracking the Black Lantern’s armored skin. The two combined forces were enough to weaken Omega Supreme, causing it to stagger, but not enough to destroy it entirely.
In the distance, Mogo, with a massive voice like the rumbling of thunder, sent shockwaves of Green Lantern energy into the skies, calling for reinforcements. The energy created a force that pushed against the forces of darkness, shaking the very atmosphere. The oceans of the Heavy Star Cruiser began to surge with energy as the Oceans 11 crew began to gain the upper hand, hacking systems, and using the ship's own weaponry against them.
The tides of the battle were shifting. The Underhills were gaining momentum, but it was far from over. Supergirl, with her strength restored, made a final, decisive move. She broke through the defenses of Darth Plagueis, crashing down on him with a devastating punch. The Sith Lord’s scream echoed through the battlefield, and his dark power was no match for the overwhelming force of Supergirl’s might.
At the same time, Starkiller and Zod combined their forces in a final, overwhelming strike. Starkiller unleashed a devastating series of lightning strikes from his lightsaber, and Zod hammered Omega Supreme with heat vision, making the colossal Black Lantern robot falter and fall to the ground in a massive explosion.
With their leaders defeated and their forces scattered, The Redskins began to retreat. The Oceans 11 crew, though brilliant, realized that they had no chance of winning against such overwhelming cosmic power. They fled back into the Heavy Star Cruiser, leaving the battlefield behind. Only to catch a stray to have their ship and everyone on board die.
Wet ass water
The two teams finally met in the ancient coliseum at the heart of Atlantis. A place that once held grand games, now reduced to a battleground for the forces that would fight for control of the city’s secrets. The air was thick with tension, the weight of Atlantis’ ancient power pressing down on the warriors.
Without warning, Black Manta raised his halberd and launched a bolt of energy toward the Sando Aqua Monster. The beast roared in anger as it swiped its claws at the projectile, sending shockwaves through the water. The ground shook as the creature lunged forward, its powerful limbs propelling it through the water with astonishing speed.
Mera and Namora squared off against Aspen and Abe Sapien. Mera's control over the water surged, creating a tidal wave that crashed toward Aspen, only for the elemental to deflect it with a surge of her own powers. Her control over water was immense, but Mera’s anger and ferocity matched her own.
Abe Sapien, his ancient knowledge of the ocean depths making him a skilled tactician, lunged at Namora. They traded blows, their skills evenly matched, as their weapons clashed with a loud crack. Percy Jackson appeared at the side of the battle, swinging his sword, Riptide, in a deadly arc at the Black Lantern Ventress. His blade barely made a mark on her, as she deflected it with ease, the dark energy of her lantern flaring with each strike.
“You’ll need more than a simple sword to defeat me,” she sneered, her voice dripping with malice.
Percy gritted his teeth. “I’ve got more tricks up my sleeve.”
Above them, Namor watched the chaos unfold. With a growl, he dove into the battle, his powerful legs propelling him through the water at an impossible speed. His fists struck with the force of a tidal wave, knocking opponents aside with ease.
But it was the Heart of Atlantis that pulsed at the center of it all, its ancient power resonating through the water. It could heal the world, or it could bring about its doom.
In the heat of the battle, the ground suddenly trembled as the Heart’s power began to stir. Each team knew that this was the moment—the moment that would determine whether Atlantis would rise once again, or if it would sink into the ocean’s depths forever.
In a final desperate push, Mera and Namora joined forces against Aspen, their powers flowing together in a spectacular display of water manipulation. They lashed out, creating walls of water and torrents that nearly overwhelmed the elemental. But just as Aspen was about to yield, the ground cracked beneath them.
A wave of energy radiated from the Heart of Atlantis, sending shockwaves that sent everyone sprawling. The city began to shake violently, and it became clear that Atlantis itself was awakening, reacting to the chaos.
"Seize it!" Namor shouted, but it was too late.
As the dust settled, all that remained was the aftermath. Atlantis’ power had been unleashed, but its outcome was uncertain. A new battle would soon begin—the battle not for control of Atlantis, but for control over what had been unleashed.
Big City Tings
The city of Detroit was a battleground. Once a bustling metropolis, now reduced to ruin by countless clashes between unimaginable forces. The air crackled with tension as two mighty teams stood on opposite sides of the fallen skyline, each determined to claim victory in a battle that would decide the fate of the Earth
A deafening silence fell across the battleground as both teams locked eyes. Time seemed to stretch as the first move was made.
Zod charged forward, his heat vision cutting through the air, but Yoda was faster, leaping out of the way with unnatural agility, the dwarf ring shimmering around him as he gripped it with a determined look. From above, Phoenix unleashed a torrent of fire and telekinetic power, but Dakken was ready, his dark energy absorbing the flames, redirecting them toward Supergirl.
Spider-Man shot webs, trying to ensnare Shatterstar and X-23, but the duo was too quick, slashing through the strands with expert precision. X-23 lunged at Spider-Man, her claws outstretched, but Shadowcat phased just in time, causing X-23 to strike nothing but air.
On the far side of the battlefield, The Hulk smashed through a building, his thunderous roar shaking the ground as he charged Colossus. The two titans collided with a resounding crash, steel meeting raw muscle. Colossus grunted in pain but stood firm, his metallic form able to withstand the Hulk's blows. With a sudden spin, Hulk grabbed a nearby wrecked car and swung it like a bat, knocking Colossus off his feet.
Meanwhile, Meggan and Polaris clashed, their magnetic powers sparking in the air. Meggan's energy-wielding form lashed out with tendrils of pure magic, while Polaris tried to crush her under a hail of metal debris. Nightcrawler teleported between Psylocke and Lockheed, disorienting the psychic warrior with rapid shifts in position, while Lockheed let loose a fiery breath at the same moment.
In the midst of the chaos, Revan Reborn reached into the Force, calling upon its power to create an impenetrable shield that deflected blasts from Asajj Ventress. The dark acolyte smirked, her dual lightsabers spinning at blinding speed, but Nightcrawler blinked to her side and struck with his sword, narrowly missing her as she danced away.
Mogo, ever the strategist, reshaped the terrain beneath the battlefield. Massive earth-shaking quakes tore through the ground, creating fissures that swallowed buildings and swallowed combatants whole. Cable was the first to react, teleporting out of a falling structure with his advanced tech, while Scar took advantage of the shifting landscape to launch a deadly ambush.
At the center of it all, Captain Britain and Chuck Norris locked eyes. Their reputations preceded them — two forces of nature, each with the power to shape the world. Captain Britain summoned the full extent of his mystical powers, light radiating from his body as he threw a punch that could shatter mountains. Chuck Norris, however, simply side-stepped, his hand coming down with a powerful strike that sent shockwaves across the battlefield, knocking Captain Britain back.
The battle raged on for what felt like hours. Kylun, drawing on ancient martial techniques, fended off Shatterstar, their blades clashing in a flurry of precision. Lockheed and Polaris engaged in an aerial duel, the dragon's fiery breath clashing against Polaris's magnetic fields.
As the smoke and chaos thickened, the battlefield began to thin. The Underhills had fewer members standing, their strength waning as the might of The Redskins pushed forward.
Revan Reborn stood with his lightsaber ignited, facing Yoda in the final clash. Both warriors were champions of their respective causes, their powers limitless in different ways. Yoda raised his hand, summoning the dwarf ring's power to create a protective barrier, but Revan was ready, using his mastery over the Force to bypass it, delivering a strike that left Yoda staggering.
In the end, only a handful of warriors remained. Zod, Supergirl, Hulk, and Phoenix fought valiantly, but it was clear that they could not stand against the dark tide of The Redskins.
As the last blow was struck, with Phoenix disintegrating into nothingness under the combined attack of Black Lantern Asajj Ventress and Yoda, The Redskins stood victorious in the city. Their forces had dwindled as well, but the battle was theirs. Yoda, his eyes weary, looked out over the destroyed city.
“We have won, but the price was steep,” he whispered.
Trees and Shit
In the heart of an ancient forest, where the trees whispered secrets from the dawn of time, a cosmic disturbance rips through the fabric of reality. Forces from across multiple universes converge upon this forest, summoned by the mysterious power of an ancient artifact hidden deep within the trees. Two mighty teams stand on opposite sides of the forest, both seeking the artifact's power for their own reasons.
The battle is set. Only one team will claim the power of the forest and reshape the fate of their worlds.
As both teams march into the forest clearing, the air crackles with tension. The ancient trees sway as if sensing the imminent conflict. The artifact lies deep within the forest, a glowing orb of immense power, surrounded by an aura of magic and technology.
The underhills make their approach with Zod leading the charge, his sheer presence warping the very air around him. Neo and the two Blue Wizards move in a protective formation around Sauron, who clutches the One Ring tightly, its dark influence seeping into his very soul. Arwen, Samwise, and Miguel flank their allies, ready for whatever challenges the forest may present. Uncle Iroh’s calm demeanor remains unshaken. Thena’s weapon is ready, the light of her cosmic energy shining through the trees as she takes her place at the front.
The Redskins countered, with Yoda standing firmly at the helm, the Dwarf Ring upon his finger pulsing with ancient power. Black Lantern Larfleeze and Asajj Ventress snicker with dark delight, sensing the death and destruction they can bring. Indigo-1 and Saint Walker stand firm, their lantern rings shimmering with compassion and hope, while Star Sapphire and Sodom Yat exchange quick, knowing glances. Chuck Norris tightens his grip on his katana, his focus laser-sharp. Polaris hovers near the rear, her magnetic powers causing the air to hum with energy, while Tommy Oliver prepares to summon the power of the Morphing Grid at a moment’s notice.
The battle erupts like a thunderstorm. Zod charges at Yoda, his strength and speed unmatched, but Yoda's mastery of the Force deflects his attacks with ease. Neo squares off against Larfleeze, the two locking in a battle of willpower as the blue lightsabers clash against the greed-driven energy of the orange ring.
Arwen Evenstar gracefully fights alongside Starman, her blade dancing through the air while he unleashes cosmic energy blasts. Miguel O'Hara swings through the trees, webbing up opponents with ease, while Radaghast uses his green lantern ring to bend the forest to his will, ensnaring enemies with thorny vines killing Yaddle and Haldir.
Meanwhile, Abomination rampages through the enemy lines, but is met head-on by Tommy Oliver, who summons his Dragonzord in a massive burst of energy. Thena engages Polaris, the two women battling with unparalleled strength and determination, while Starkiller brings the full fury of the Force down upon Romat-Ru, sending waves of destructive energy through the forest.
In the distance, Uncle Iroh and Indigo-1 exchange words, their battle quiet yet intense. The green light of the rings intertwines as they try to overpower one another’s wills.
As the battle rages on, the true power of the forest begins to awaken, its ancient energy threatening to consume everyone, forcing both teams to face not only each other but the very environment around them. The question is no longer who will claim the artifact, but whether any of them can survive the forces they’ve unleashed.
In the heart of the battle, Sauron and Yoda face off, their eyes locked. Sauron’s malevolent power meets Yoda’s wisdom and mastery of the Force. With a final, powerful move, Sauron attempts to unleash the One Ring’s dark power—but Yoda, with the Dwarf Ring, counters the dark influence, turning the artifact's power against its master.
The forest erupts in light and shadow as both teams battle furiously for control of the artifact, their wills and powers pushing the boundaries of reality itself.
Zod charged forward, using his strength and invulnerability to close the distance between himself and Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris, his katana gleaming, effortlessly parried the oncoming blows. With a single spin, he unleashed the fury of the Dark Saber, forcing Zod back with its overwhelming dark energy. Zod grunted in frustration, but before he could retaliate, Starkiller intervened, drawing on his dark side power. The force of his saber strikes sent Norris stumbling back, but Chuck Norris remained unscathed, his martial arts expertise allowing him to flow like water.
Meanwhile, Radaghast and Larfleeze fought fiercely, their rings emitting light and darkness, respectively. Radaghast's green energy clashed against Larfleeze’s insatiable greed, as the two powerhouses exchanged blasts of emerald and black light. But Miguel O'Hara, sensing an opportunity, joined the fray, using his Green Lantern ring to bolster Radaghast’s defenses, overwhelming Larfleeze with a surge of energy.
Thena and Tommy Oliver clashed fiercely, her divine might meeting his relentless warrior spirit. Her golden weapon collided with his Dragon Dagger in a dazzling explosion of sparks. Tommy tapped into his Green Ranger power, but Thena’s unyielding strength and precision eventually overwhelmed him, sending him flying back into the trees.
In the thick of the battle, Indigo 1, using her compassionate energy, tried to disarm Arwen Evenstar, but Starman intervened, unleashing cosmic energy that pushed the Indigo Lantern back. Meanwhile, Balin and Samwise Gamgee found themselves locked in a fierce skirmish, the dwarf’s axe clashing against the blue light of Sam’s Lantern ring. Sam’s heart, full of hope, kept him going, but Balin's experience and ferocity proved too much, striking Sam down before he could rally.
Across the battlefield, Uncle Iroh and Saint Walker exchanged words of wisdom, their rings glowing with serene power. But as the battle raged on, Uncle Iroh’s calm demeanor was tested by the explosive power of Quasar and the dark energy of Black Lantern Asajj Ventress. With a final burst of cosmic energy, Quasar overwhelmed the wise old man, his form crumpling to the ground, but not without imparting a final word of wisdom to Saint Walker, who grieved the loss of his ally.
As the battle drew to a close, the final clash between Thena and Yoda shook the forest. Yoda, with his Dwarf Ring, leapt gracefully, his green lightsaber flashing against Thena’s golden blade. With an elegant twist, Yoda disarmed Thena, sending her weapon flying. However, in the moment of victory, Thena reached out with her strength, unleashing a final blow that sent Yoda hurtling into a massive oak tree.
The battlefield fell silent, and only one warrior remained standing. Thena, exhausted, bloodied, and battered, looked around the battlefield at the fallen heroes. She raised her weapon high, her golden aura glowing as she stood alone.
She was the last one left. The only survivor.