Week 8: Consortium

John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters


The Sith Aids are:
-Jedi Master #28A-31A
-Ninja #5-10
-Magwai #3-4
-Ewok Baby #3-4
-Zombie Iceman (-8)
-Movie Galvatron
-Nova Prime (w/ Autobot Matrix of Leadership)
-Dreadwing
-Jhiaxus
-Waspinator
-Snow Trooper #26-30
-Sub-Zero (-9)
-Zombie Master Chief (-9)
-Frost Giant #1
-Mecha Hitler (w/ red lantern ring)

Griz is:
-Go-Bot #3-5
-Marine #63-69
-White Dragon #1-10
-Kanye West


In an unanimous vote of 6 to 0:

Season 8, Week 8: TEAM vs. Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies

“Let it go, let it go,
Turn away and slam the door;
I don't care what they're going to say,
Let the storm rage on.
The cold never bothered me anyway.”

                        “Let it Go,” Frozen – Idina Menzel

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 8, Week 8 Match located on Ice Climber Mountain.  They are as follows:

 

TEAM: Marvel Woman, Young Marvel Man, Apocalypse Twins: Uriel and Eimen, Gothmog, Glaurung, Captain Rex in a snow speeder, Commander Cody in a snow speeder and Mike “Goof Juice” Geney in a snow speeder, Dark Side Adept 13, Little Goombas 17-25.

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: The Shadow, Vampire Lestat, Asgardian Matt Oblak, Wu-Tang Clan: Rakwon, Gza, Rza, Inspectah Deck, Method Man, U-God, Cappadonna, Ghost Face Killah, Masta Killa and Ol Dirty Bastard, A.L.F. with heat axe, BL He-Man, Jareth the Goblin King, Blair Witch, Quick Draw McGraw, Robotic Moe, Larry and Curly, Jedi Masters 18A-27A.

Let the battle begin. . .

The Wu-Tang Clan shimmies up the icy mountain.

Rakwon: This be some dope snow and sh$t!

Masta Killa:  Air be buzzin’ in my head.

Cappadonna: That’s cuz there ain’t no oxygen and stuff up this high.

Gza: Only high I know is through the chronic boyz.

Rza: True dat!

Uriel and Eimen fly to the scene and land in front of the entire Clan.  The Apocalypse Twins spread their enhanced wings.  Uriel fires razor sharp blades of energy while Eimen fires globs of highly potent acid out of their wings.  Gza and Rza fall to Uriel and Eimen respectively. 

Ghost Face Killah: Dat be some trippin’ sh#t!

Ol Dirty Bastard:  Our a$$es gotsta go muthaf#Ca!!

The remaining Wu Tang Clan members race across the icy terrain along the mountainside.  The Apocalypse Twins take to the air.  The duo veers from the fray and flies away.  Three snow speeders race to the battle.  Geney leads Cody and Rex as the trio soar toward the Clan.

Geney:  Open fire on my command.

The Clan looks up in dismay, they are trapped like rats.

Cappadonna addresses his teammates: We be f#Cked!

Geney:  FIRE!!!

The snow speeders unleash their weaponry and the entire clan is decimated by the three fighters. 

Gothmog leads Little Goombas 17-25.  The Goombas race ahead and face A.L.F.  The diminutive alien uses his heat axes to slice through Goombas 17, 19-22.  The remaining Goombas jump on A.L.F. and tear him apart with their fangs.   Meanwhile, the orc leader battles Jareth the Goblin King and is victorious.  Gothmog rips the head off of the porcelain skinned goblin and drinks the blood dripping from his neck.  The Blair Witch races toward Gothmog and shreds the orc with her claws.  Robotic Moe, Larry and Curly scamper to the scene. 

R Curly: Hey Moe!  Gotta go!

R Moe: Go where you moron!

R Curly: Go to Goomba Hell.

The trio easily destroys the remaining Goombas.

Dark Side Adept 13 attempts to take on Jedi Masters 18A-27A to no avail.  The hubris of the Dark Side is no match for the skilled warriors and DSA13 quickly perishes.  Marvel Woman and Young Marvel Man arrive and systematically, one by one, defeat and kill the Jedi Masters.  Nonetheless, Young Marvel Man eventually succumbs to his wounds and falls in battle.

From an opening on the side of the mountain, creeping from the darkness within, are the Shadow and Vampire Lestat.  The two surprise and surround Marvel Woman. Although Marvel Girl rips the heart out of the Shadow, she dies at the teeth of Lestat. 

Glaurung flies above the peaks and opens its gullet.  The fire from the beast’s gullet bursts forth and rips into Robotic Moe, Larry and Curly.

Robotic Curly: Nyuk.  Nyuuuukkk. . . Nyuuuu. . .

The three become liquid metal.

The land speeders race over the tundra.  Quick Draw McGraw closes one eye and fires both pistols.  The marks horse hits Captain Rex’s ship in the perfect location and the right engine begins to smoke.  Rex steers his flaming vehicle into McGraw and kills the horse in the crash.  Rex shimmies from his ship and the clone is immediately killed by Asgardian Matt Oblak. 

BL He-Man flies above to Cody’s ship.  The black lantern Eternian shreds the cockpit open and throws Cody to his death.  While distracted, BL He-Man turns around and is killed by Uriel and Eimen. 

Geney enters into a formation with Glaurung, Uriel and Eimen.  Geney destroys the Blair Witch.  Uriel kills Lestat and Oblak dies at the claws of Glaurung and Geney, but not before taking out Uriel  in the skirmish. 

Geney looks from his snow speeder at his remaining teammates and smiles.  Victory is theirs. . . today.

 

Season 8 Week 7 Standings

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Sly Rax in Sea Attack, Navy SEAL Chief #10, Navy SEAL #28-32, Al Qaeda #1-15, Jawa #4, and Mars Attack Martian #10, The Murderflies are appropriately crammed into a Swift Boat and an Amphibious ATV.

John and Vader’s House of Sith Aids are Poseidon, Shark w/ Freakin Laser Beams #1-3, Opee Sea Killer #9-10, Sharkticon #13-20, Navy Sailor #57, Compy #36, and Gondor Soldier #6 on an Amphibious ATV.


Sly Rax knows that he is going to have to take out the Sharktions early and often as he is thrown into this match. His squad, hanging off of a pair of overloaded vehicles are fighting amongst themselves as Navy men throw radical Islamists off the side to keep laser guided sharks and Opee Sea Killers at bay (pardon the pun). The Martian is able to knock The Gondor Soldier and the Compy off of the Navy Sailer’s ATV just so they can join him in fish dinner death while Poseidon bides just a few short minutes of time….

WAIT….

Hang on a second…

You guys all read the two line-ups, right??

Oh, you didn’t.

You just skimmed em huh??

Well, I’m not going to judge, I’ve been guilty of that myself from time to time.

Okay, well; go back and read the squads… No really it’s fine go back and read them.

I’ll wait…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….


Okay, so you read them. So……. You know what’s coming right??

So we don’t really need to bother with this whole thing.

Good.

That’s probably for the best.

We could both use the spare time.

Especially since we both know that…………

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Arishem the Judge, Seaworm #1-6, Amazon #1-6, Navy SEAL Chief #1, Navy SEAL #1-2, Navy Sailor #81-90, and Fry Guy #3. The humanoid Horsemen are aboard The USS Flagg.

Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches are Karaqan, Sando Aqua Monster, Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator #2, Ninja Pirate #3-4, N.S.-5 #12, Predator #13-14, Doozer #15, Terminator #36-37, Army Soldier #29-30, and Vampire #51-60.


While the mortal Horsemen, led by Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #1and his homeboy Fry Guy #3 are securing their positions on The USS Flag, The B-3 Squad has been dropped into the open water. Without even an initial consideration for their opponents, it is at first their own enormous teammates that they fear while attempting to tread the dangerous digital waters. Luckily for a good mix of ingenuity and technology, the Predators use their lasers to melt down the two Terminators who had instantly sunk to the bottom of the level into two flat platforms. The two solid hull platforms were then boarded by the Ninja Pirates, Predators, Army men, and Doozer as they traveled towards the massive American battleship to launch an attack. Not all members of the squad made it on to the makeshift metal liferafts. Arishem the Judge has acted swiftly in this skirmish as he has thought that cosmic justice was best served by keeping those that were meant for death dead. The fully submerged Celestial uses his infinite wisdom to rip apart every molecule keeping together the bodies of all 10 vampires, the zombie Predator, and the black lantern Predator.

The Ninja Pirates lead the attack on The USS Flagg, while the seaman (stop chuckling you idiots, that’s what they’re called) on board the vessel defend it with trained precision. Amazon vs. Predator, Sailor vs. Pirate, Doozer vs. SEAL, even Fry Guy vs. Asimov-bot battle toe to toe while the ship rocks violently. The battle is raging on with both sides fighting valiantly, when the ship is rocked from top to bottom from the now insane and fully setting-encompassing battle taking place beneath them between the Karaqan, the Sando Aqua Monster and the six massive Sea Worms. Navy SEAL Chief #1 orders his men to the life rafts as The Flagg begins to go down but it is unclear who, if any make it before the vessel begins to capsize.

But the true battle is the one below the surface. In this skirmish, there are no teams, no squads, no leagues. Just eight enormous sea monsters all large enough and mighty enough to take out any coastal town on earth completely by themselves all fight for themselves. All terribly and insanely territorial creatures, the eight beasts hold nothing back. It is at this point that Arishem the Judge: The age old Celestial decides that he shall end this battle as is. Arishem floats, more than swims towards the vicious, mindless battle before him. And as he slowly approaches he witnesses 2 dead Sea Worms on the digital ground, belly up. He then just on arrival sees two more worms use their giant crysknife laden maws to rip the Karaqan apart, but not before The Aqua Man foe kills worm #4. The Sando Aqua Monster then grabs Worm #1 by the tail while grinding its face into the coral reef. The beast yanks with all of its might to rip the worm in half and then begins to feast on the soft innards of the worm. With this feat, The Sando Aqua Monster lets loose the Ultraspice deep within the organs of the cloned worm and consumes enough raw mélange to overdose every Fremen in any 10 Rakis Sietches. The eyes of the Nubian beast suddenly glow blue within blue as the monster proves that there is always a bigger fish, even when confronted with immense cosmic power. The now, super prescient, and exponentially stronger Sando Aqua grabs a hold of Arishem and rips The Celestial limb from limb. The Sanddo Aqua Monster lets out an earth-shattering yelp that can be heard by the Hammer Bros. all the way in Level 8-2 as he accomplishes the impossible and single-handedly murders an ageless Celestial. The monster is overcome with even more unexplainable power; but only long enough to see the two spice and territory crazy Seaworms converge on him and reabsorb the spice lost by their fellow Seaworm.

S8W7: Commandos Vs. Slaves

President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus' Touring Battalion of Commandos are: Black Lantern Jar Jar Binks, Witch #1-5, Knights of Solamnia #1-6, Black Dragon #15, Red Dragon #3-6, Starship Trooper #100, and Phibian #11-20.

George Washington's Slaves are: Mer-man, Navy SEAL #21-27, Jedi Master #23C, Kryptonian Army Soldier #4-10, Pirate #16-20, Valkyrie #3 and #5-7, and Navy Sailor #20.

Level 7-2 from Super Mario Bros. is a water level in name alone because there is no way to drown. That being said, it is the best location for a battle between two FFL superpowers that will shake the foundation of the League for years to come! These two titans have both been the dominant forces on their teams for years, and this meeting has been long overdue. Of course, I am talking about The Slaves' Mer-man versus The Commandos' Black Lantern Jar Jar Binks! I'm sure this pulse-pounding battle will be the stuff of legends, but let's check in on the commons of each team anyway.

The Slaves and Commandos respective commons are gathered together, although nary a punch has been thrown. Instead, Kryptonian Army Soldier #4 is holding court.

Kryptonian Army Soldier #4: "So everyone has been briefed and agrees to the rules of 'Mutual Common Combat'?"

The assembled commons of both teams give various affirmations.

KAS #4: "Great! Now remember, the most important thing is that we all have fun out there! Ok people, let's get busy!"

The commons on both teams begin to playfully fight each other. Some opt for psuedo combat in the style of WWE. Some break out their finger guns to 'assassinate' their targets. Some simply play cards to determine their fate. Combatants begin to "fall" on both sides, but none have any fatal wounds. They appear to be playing dead.

Black Dragon has seen enough and confronts Kryptonian Army Soldier #4.

Black Dragon #15: "You're going down, Kryptonian scum! I'll be picking your flesh out of my teeth for weeks!"

KAS #4: Never! You are the one wh... BWAHAHAHAHA! Sorry buddy, I can't even stay in character when you get that melodramatic! How have you been, old friend?"

BD #15: "Everything is good on this end. In fact, things have been great since us commons got on board with the new plan. We're all going to die without a thought no matter what, so why actually experience the pain of death by combat? We just screw around until the match is about to end, then we play dead until the week is over. When the new week comes, we're instantly vaporized, and none of us feel any pain. And since most Watchers don't care about us, nobody even notices! What an awesome scam! Entertaining and painless? We can't lose! So which Slave do I have to thank for thinking this plan up? The guy is a genius!"

KAS #4: "We've been mulling it over for a minute now, but I think Gary the Pirate #17 originally came up with the idea. Or was it Gary the Navy SEAL #21? No, no... it was Gary the Jedi Master #23C! He's the guy!"

BD #15: "Wow, your team sure has a lot of dudes named Gary."

KAS #4: "Heh, no, that's not their real names. All of the Slaves' commons call each other "Gary". It's an in-joke between us from a couple years ago when our owner stopped by our headquarters. After he got done glad handing all of his "name" guys, he finally dropped in to say hi to us lowly commons. He stood up there and gave a long winded and pandering speech about how commons are the backbone of any good team, about how each and every one of us is important, blah blah blah. Then, at the end of it, he calls me "Gary", despite the fact that I have met the man more than once. Numerous times, actually. And everytime I had to correct him. My name is Alex! I have no idea where he even got the name from. I don't think anybody on our team is named Gary at all! So, needless to say, all the boys got a kick out of it, and since then, all the commons call each other Gary.

BD #15: "Oh man, that's too funny. The Commandos might have to steal that one!"

KAS #4: "Go for it, we can all be Gary! Uh oh, looks like our teams 'superstars' are about done with their 'epic' battle. I guess it's time for us to 'die'. Reach for the sky, pilgrim!"

BD #15: "Drop it, creep!"

PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!

The last two commons draw their finger pistols and fire until they both hit the ground, 'dead'.

Meanwhile, Mer-man swims furiously toward Black Lantern Jar Jar Binks. BL Jar Jar tries to swim to Mer-man, but is sucked into one of the levels many bottomless pits immediately, never to be seen again.

Season 8: Week 7: Layanderletson's -vs- Team Sleeping Pussy

Layanderletson’s Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are Kingdom Come Aquaman, Seaworm #7 & 8, Sharkticon #22, #25 – 30, Ice Bros. #7 – 10, Vampire Cat #1, Brachiosaurus #10, N.S.-5 #35 & 36, Jedi Master #1C, Captain Malcolm Ocean (Immell #12), Magwai #2, Little Goomba #64, Treasure Troll #17, Smurf #7 & Arachnid #11-20.

Sleeping Pussies are Skrull’s #29-36 and #43-50, Navy #16-19, Compsognathus # 54-58, Xenomorph #31-33, David Bowman: The Starchild, Jedi Knight’s #28A & 29A, Silver Dragon #15 and Arachnid #44-50.

I am having fun with this one guys. I will be posting a cast list below of all of the people’s names that you will need to know. This will be goofy as hell and probably not make much sense.

Skrull #43: Caroline

Skrull #44: Ashley

Skrull #45: Paige

Skrull #46: Ella

Jedi Master #1C: Gary

Navy #16: Connor

Navy #17: Aidan

Captain Malcolm Ocean: Mal

Aquaman: Garth

Navy #18: Fitz

Previously on FFL:

Connor: You need to watch yourself Ella, Malcolm is on to you girls.

Ella: We can handle ourselves.

(Cut to a different scene)

Malcolm: So you girls all just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time for the fifth time this month, very interesting.

Aidan: What are you implying Captain Ocean?

Malcolm: It’s just interesting how many times this can happen before the people in this town start to turn gossip into fact.

(Cut to a different scene)

Paige: I told you not to go there by yourself Ashley but of course you couldn’t listen to any of us.

Ashley: I’m not going to let Aidan go down for something he didn’t do.

Caroline: Oh so it’s okay for us to go down for something we didn’t do either?

(Cut Scene)

Fitz: If you think you can control everything down there you are seriously underestimating what is going on.

Garth: Don’t you ever worry about me Fitz; I always end up on top.

(Cut Scene)

Gary: Where are the girls?

Connor: What do you mean, I thought they were with you?

Gary: No, I got a message that said they were with you.

Connor: That makes no sense because I got the same exact message that said they were with you.

(Cut Scene)

Mal: What do you mean everything is under control? What about this thing everyone is calling B?

Garth: Let’s just say, the girls are exactly where I want them. As for B, I wouldn’t worry too much about him. Wherever he or it is, they will never know what hit them.

(Shot of a barely lit room with four bodies lying on the ground)

(All of a sudden a loud siren goes off and the four previously lifeless bodies start to move and look at each other)

Ashley: STOP THAT!

(Suddenly the siren stops)

Emma: Wow, I didn’t think that would actually work. I WANT A BAGEL AND A LOW FAT LATTE.

The girls all look at Ella.

Ella: What? It was worth a try.

Ashley: Okay, where the hell are we.

Paige: It is freezing in here wherever we are.

Ella: How did we get here anyways?

Ashley: All I know is that when we get out of here, I am seriously going to trash this place on Yelp.

Caroline: Would you all shut up for a minute? Just give me a minute to think?

The girls all look at Caroline, they are frightened and freezing. Caroline walks around the room, feeling the walls, looking for an exit but is unsuccessful. Finally, she finds a tiny hole on the bottom portion of one of the walls. All four girls go over to the hole and start pushing on it. Ashley takes out her cell phone and starts hitting the hole with the phone. The hole finally starts to budge when they all realize that water is starting to come through.

Paige: Water? Where is that coming from?

Ashley: The wall, dummy.

Paige gives Ashley a look back that presumes she dislikes Ashley’s comment.

Emma: Maybe there is a pipe connected to it? Maybe like a hamster’s cage?

Ashley: Oh hell no, I’m not being somebody’s pet.

Caroline is looking at the hole with an ever more serious look on her face.

Paige: Car, what is it? I hate when you have that look on your face.

Caroline: That isn’t a pipe that is connected to that hole. That hole is going directly outside of this cage.

Emma: Meaning what?

Caroline: Meaning that directly outside of this cage is nothing but water.

Ashley: Are you saying we are underwater?

Caroline: I’m saying that I hope you girls brought your bathing suits, because this is going to one wet rescue mission.

(Cut Scene)

Aidan: So nobody knows where the girls are?

Connor: Nobody.

Fitz: How could you let this happen Connor?

Connor: Let? You think this is my fault? Where were you last night Fitz? I don’t seem to remember seeing you last night either. Or were you too busy hanging out with your buddy Malcolm again?

Aidan: You guys, we have to stick together on this if we are going to find the girls. Now have any of you talked to Gary today?

Connor: I talked to him last night but have not since then.

Fitz: Connor, call him now. We need to know if he has found anything out.

Aidan: You don’t think B has something to do with this do you?

Fitz: Doubtful, it just wouldn’t make sense. Though I suppose I wouldn’t put it past him.

Connor: (Puts phone down) Straight to Voicemail. No way this is B. This has Malcolm and Garth written all over this.

Fitz: No way Malcolm had something to do with this.

Connor: So surprising you have that opinion Fitzy. What’s next? Garth doesn’t get off controlling everything down there.

Aidan: You guys, stop it! All I care about is getting those girls back here in one piece and I sure as hell know that you guys fighting with each other will not bring them back.

Connor: Fine. I will go out and try to find Gary.

Aidan: I will go to Caroline’s place and try to see if she left anything suspicious behind and Fitz, go to Malcolm and try to get some information out of him. If you two are really that cozy and he isn’t as bad of a guy as we think he is, maybe you can find something.

Fitz: Okay, I will head over there now.

Aidan: Look you guys, we will find them; we have to.

(Cut Scene)

Room fills with more water.

Ashley: Caroline, how are we going to get out of here.

Caroline: Why are you all looking at me? Do I look like Aquaman?

(Cut Scene)

Fitz walks into Malcolm’s office.

Mal: Fitzy, what brings you to these parts?

Fitz: The girls are missing Mal and we got nothing to go from.

Mal: And you thought I would know exactly where they are, why?

Fitz: Cause behind that hard exterior I actually believe there is a good guy behind it.

Mal: (Laughs) Your faith in people will never stop surprising me Fitz. Why do you even care about those girls anyway? Or should I say, why do you care about Emma so much?

Fitz: (Screaming) Tell me where they are.

Mal: (Pulls out a gun) Get back Fitz, don’t make me put you underwater too.

Fitz: You bastard Mal. You sick…

Mal: Save it for someone who pretends to care Fitz. Now get the hell out of my office. Maybe if you’re fast enough you will get there in time to see your dear Emma take her last breathe.

Fitz runs out of the office out into the street. As he is running across the street, he sees Garth walking into Malcolm’s office. Fitz grabs his phone and immediately calls Aidan.

Aidan: Fitz, you find something out.

Fitz: The girls are underwater, Malcolm is behind it.

Aidan: I knew it!

Fitz: That’s not all though.

Aidan: What, what else Fitz?

Fitz: Garth is with him as well.

Aidan: The girls are under water, of course Garth is behind it.

Fitz: I know, which means, the girls might already be…

Aidan: Dead.

(Cut Scene)

Connor quickly answers his phone as Gary has finally called him back.

Connor: Where the hell have you been Gary? I have been trying to call you all day.

Gary: I know, I’m sorry. My whole team has been watching me like a hawk.

Connor: Well do you have something or not?

Gary: Just meet me by the lake as soon as you can get here. I found the girls. I just hope it’s not too late to save them.

Connor: I’m heading right over.

Connor calls up Aidan and Fitz to let them know what is going on.

(Cut Scene)

Connor, Aidan, Fitz and Gary are at the lake, deciding whether or not they should go underwater. As they are getting ready to go in, Malcolm and Garth show up.

Garth: Welcome boys. Here to save your delicate flowers from the abyss.

Connor: You went too far this time Garth. Those girls did nothing to you.

Fitz: I should have listened to Aidan and Connor about you Mal. You’ve never been a friend to me through any of this have you?

Mal: So sensitive we all are. Is that Gary I see? Well well, I guess team loyalty isn’t what it used to be. Still pining over Paige are you Gary?

Gary: Screw you Mal. You’re the last person who should be exposing upon the subject of loyalty. Always out for number one aren’t you?

Aidan: We just want the girls you guys, please let us save them.

Garth: Do you see us trying to stop you guys from going down there? Take your best-shot boys. Though I must warn you, there has been a battle raging for sometime down there and I suspect the girls might already be collateral damage.

Connor: If they are dead nothing will stop me from coming back and killing the both of you.

Mal: Run along boys, save the girls if you can.

Garth: Oh and good luck Gary. We will deal with you later.

Connor, Aidan, Gary and Fitz all go into the water and sure enough, a battle rages on from which there are already heavy casualties. Only one Xenomorph can be seen in an array of corpses that litter the bottom floor of the cavernous lake. In fact, it appears that every one of the Pussy members is dead other then the one Xenomorph, the Jedi Knights and the boys. A hand full of Sharkticon bodies are lifeless on the lake floor and it does appear that many small members of the Kitties are dead as well, along with both N.S.-5 robots and the Arachnid’s from both sides.

It is also very apparent that both Seaworm’s are still alive, both of them circling around a small area at the bottom of the lake floor.

Connor: Look at the Seaworm’s. They won’t leave that one spot.

Gary: That has to be where they are.

Aidan: But how are we going to get past them?

Gary: Let me and your Jedi’s handle this.

Gary and the two Jedi Knights both use the force to cause multiple distractions that make the Seaworm's leave the area they were circling. Connor, Aidan and Fitz then swim down to the bottom, which does involve fighting off the Ice Bros. and the remaining Sharkticons. Luckily for them Xenomorph #31 was there to help them as it was able to take out the Ice Bros. along with Skrull’s #47-50, who had transformed themselves as prehistoric Megalodon’s. The fight is fierce and though Skrull #47 & 50 were killed in the melee, the Pussy’s came out on top.

Meanwhile in the cage with the girls.

Paige: This is it girls, I hope all of those swimming lessons our parents made us take when we were kids are going to pay off.

Ashley: Easy for you Paige, not all of us went State in swimming.

Emma: Stop talking and just concentrate. Every breath counts.

Caroline: On three we go under. One.

Paige: Two.

Emma: Three.

All four girls take deep breathes as the cage fills completely up with water. They all look at each other hoping against hope that somebody is coming to save there pretty little selves.

On the surface Garth and Malcolm watch as Silver Dragon #15 pelts Brachiosaurus #10 with frozen gas, which eventually kills the dinosaur. Garth for the first time all episode…err…I mean match gets mad as he blasts the Silver Dragon out of the air with his force blasts, sending the dead body of the dragon into the lake.

Mal: Great shot Garth. Don’t you think it’s time for us to finish this?

Garth: You mean it’s time for me to finish this. Come tag along if you want, it should be quite a show.

Garth and Malcolm go into the lake and see the destruction caused by the Megladon’s. Garth then commands the Seaworm’s to attack the remaining skrulls and the Xenomorph, which they easily do. The Jedi Knight’s and Gary both go after Garth and Mal, which is naturally a bad idea as Garth easily takes them out with his superior skills in the water. Though before he kills his own teammate, he uncovers the secret layer from which he has been hiding the girls.

Connor, Fitz and Aidan immediately go down towards the girls but just as the girls see the boys coming for them, Paige makes eye contact with Gary, just as Garth snaps his neck. Paige’s screams, therefore letting out all of her remaining air, sending her down to the lake floor. The boys are swimming as fast as they can but it doesn’t seem like they are going to make it in time.

Garth floats in the middle of the lake with a smile on his face as he watches the three boys swim towards the four girls. He knows that it is a fruitless venture and that the girls will already be dead by the time the boys get to them.

Connor is the first there as he grabs Ashley’s lifeless body. Fitz first sees Paige and then Emma, both who are non-responsive as well. Aidan gets to Caroline just as the life leaves her eyes, making eye contact for the last time. Connor, Aidan and Fitz, now all enraged look down at the girls one last time, contemplating whether they should even attempt to bring their bodies up to the surface.

Their decision time is cut short when they realize both Seaworm’s are coming right at them, only moments away from impact. They all look at each other and grab the girls tight as a bright light engulfs the entire sea floor and in an instant, all of the water is gone.

Both Seaworm’s lose their balance and crash into each other, burying their faces deep into the moist ground from which they will never move from again. Malcolm, who had been staying close to Garth falls several hundred feet down to the ground, which naturally ends his life.

Connor: Quick, there is still time to save them.

Connor, Aidan and Fitz all proceed to give life support to the four girls. Fitz tries Paige first but as she has been out of it for the longest amount of time, knows she has been lost for good. At this point Fitz is trying to save Emma, Aidan is attending to Caroline and Connor is desperately trying to bring Ashley back to life.

Garth who has also fallen to the sea floor looks up at the far away sky and screams, “B, I know this is you. Show yourself you coward.”

B: Coward is an interesting term to use to describe me when it was you who trapped four innocent girls in an underwater death chamber.

Garth shoots out blasts of energy in all directions to no avail. B still does not show himself so Garth decides to join his opponents in one last fight.

Garth: I guess I will just have to finish this off the old fashioned way then. Gruesome, bloody and up close.

Garth clasps his hands together, getting ready to kill the final six Pussy members when he is suddenly unable to control his own body. His immobile body is then brought far up into the sky away from the former lake until he can no longer see the ground.

Garth: Still you won’t show yourself B. A coward till the end.

B then appears in front of Garth for only a moment.

B: Is this satisfactory enough of an image for you?

Garth tries to spit in B’s eye but before he can muster the saliva he his completely eviscerated from the inside out.

B disappears once again, but as soon as he does, all three girls come back to life to the joy and surprise of their respective men. All three couples embrace and kiss, never wanting to ever let go of their partners again.