The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Arishem the Judge, Seaworm #1-6, Amazon #1-6, Navy SEAL Chief #1, Navy SEAL #1-2, Navy Sailor #81-90, and Fry Guy #3. The humanoid Horsemen are aboard The USS Flagg.

Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches are Karaqan, Sando Aqua Monster, Black Lantern Predator #1, Zombie Predator #2, Ninja Pirate #3-4, N.S.-5 #12, Predator #13-14, Doozer #15, Terminator #36-37, Army Soldier #29-30, and Vampire #51-60.


While the mortal Horsemen, led by Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #1and his homeboy Fry Guy #3 are securing their positions on The USS Flag, The B-3 Squad has been dropped into the open water. Without even an initial consideration for their opponents, it is at first their own enormous teammates that they fear while attempting to tread the dangerous digital waters. Luckily for a good mix of ingenuity and technology, the Predators use their lasers to melt down the two Terminators who had instantly sunk to the bottom of the level into two flat platforms. The two solid hull platforms were then boarded by the Ninja Pirates, Predators, Army men, and Doozer as they traveled towards the massive American battleship to launch an attack. Not all members of the squad made it on to the makeshift metal liferafts. Arishem the Judge has acted swiftly in this skirmish as he has thought that cosmic justice was best served by keeping those that were meant for death dead. The fully submerged Celestial uses his infinite wisdom to rip apart every molecule keeping together the bodies of all 10 vampires, the zombie Predator, and the black lantern Predator.

The Ninja Pirates lead the attack on The USS Flagg, while the seaman (stop chuckling you idiots, that’s what they’re called) on board the vessel defend it with trained precision. Amazon vs. Predator, Sailor vs. Pirate, Doozer vs. SEAL, even Fry Guy vs. Asimov-bot battle toe to toe while the ship rocks violently. The battle is raging on with both sides fighting valiantly, when the ship is rocked from top to bottom from the now insane and fully setting-encompassing battle taking place beneath them between the Karaqan, the Sando Aqua Monster and the six massive Sea Worms. Navy SEAL Chief #1 orders his men to the life rafts as The Flagg begins to go down but it is unclear who, if any make it before the vessel begins to capsize.

But the true battle is the one below the surface. In this skirmish, there are no teams, no squads, no leagues. Just eight enormous sea monsters all large enough and mighty enough to take out any coastal town on earth completely by themselves all fight for themselves. All terribly and insanely territorial creatures, the eight beasts hold nothing back. It is at this point that Arishem the Judge: The age old Celestial decides that he shall end this battle as is. Arishem floats, more than swims towards the vicious, mindless battle before him. And as he slowly approaches he witnesses 2 dead Sea Worms on the digital ground, belly up. He then just on arrival sees two more worms use their giant crysknife laden maws to rip the Karaqan apart, but not before The Aqua Man foe kills worm #4. The Sando Aqua Monster then grabs Worm #1 by the tail while grinding its face into the coral reef. The beast yanks with all of its might to rip the worm in half and then begins to feast on the soft innards of the worm. With this feat, The Sando Aqua Monster lets loose the Ultraspice deep within the organs of the cloned worm and consumes enough raw mélange to overdose every Fremen in any 10 Rakis Sietches. The eyes of the Nubian beast suddenly glow blue within blue as the monster proves that there is always a bigger fish, even when confronted with immense cosmic power. The now, super prescient, and exponentially stronger Sando Aqua grabs a hold of Arishem and rips The Celestial limb from limb. The Sanddo Aqua Monster lets out an earth-shattering yelp that can be heard by the Hammer Bros. all the way in Level 8-2 as he accomplishes the impossible and single-handedly murders an ageless Celestial. The monster is overcome with even more unexplainable power; but only long enough to see the two spice and territory crazy Seaworms converge on him and reabsorb the spice lost by their fellow Seaworm.