BREAKING NEWS:

The pictures you see above are the images that Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches had previously accused to be "Photoshopped." We here at Fantasy Fantasy League feel that it is our duty to show these pictures and let YOU the members decide for yourself.

Is it sabotage? Or is it simply a smear campaign by B3 themselves, trying to preserve their undefeated season and public image? Is this a coincidence or are they trying to save face in light of their upcoming battle against Horsemen of Apokolips? (Which some analysts would say is their biggest match of the season thus far.)

PRESS RELEASE:

To all those in the league:

I would like to hold a brief press conference to quash the rumors that have recently surrounded my team.

First: None of the team members have tested "positive" for enhancement drugs! I take these allegations extremely seriously and have re-tested all players to ensure that the battles (from before and in the future) were and are, on an equal playing field and that no one had/has an unfair advantage. I stand by my 7-0 record as being due to the fact that my team is tough and more importantly, plays with heart. . .

Second: It appears that several of my players have been photographed with Hollywood starlets around town. . . Drinking . . . Partying. . . Whoring. . . These photos have ALL been Photo-shopped! An analysis has been conducted by experts hired by myself personally. Please let it be known that the pictures are actually from players on OTHER teams that shall remain nameless. . . and you know who you are(O'Bama; Apokolips; Fred. . . ) OOPS! Sorry to throw you guys under the bus!

Last: My team has not badmouthed or trashtalked notwithstanding their record. As are many professionals philosophies: "We take it game by game. We are not looking at the playoffs until we are in the playoffs. We respect ALL teams. And most important, we have not moved other memorabilia around on our mantel so that the "Fantasy Fantasy Trophy" [which is awesome-word! and profs! to Ryan (the creator)] fits properly.

So, to ALL of you, once again, my team is HONORED to be in this league and looks forward to seeing you at the end of the year festivities (where there is sure to be drinking, partying and whoring)!

G.M.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyaatches

The Right Wing Vs. The Legion of Doom

The Right Wing is The Incredible Hulk, Sandstorm, John Stewart, Storm, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Nick Houslander & Bear, Army Soldier #131-142, Gold Dragon #11 & 12, Donkey Kong Jr., T-Rex #16-18, Jedi Knight #16 & 17, & Ulysses S. Grant.





The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Weapon Omega, Wookie Soldier #1-30, Sandman, Atreides Soldier #11, & Treasure Troll #5.





Sandstorm transforms into his dune buggy form and just like last time Ulysses S. Grant along with Nick Houslander, Duncan Idaho, and his special dessert advisor Bear jump in. This time Army Soldier #135 takes Capt. Panaka's spot in the back. They take off toward the army of Wookie Soldiers as fast as the Autobot can carry them as Bear tells them exactly how to navigate the dunes from his extensive knowledge of sandy landscapes from growing up in the dessert-like Bear Land. Sandman begins growing in size and preparing for attack in what is his perfect setting but The Hulk jumps at him ready for battle. The 2 powerhouses trade huge blows with each other but Sandman is able to roll with Hulk's punches by changing his body's density and Hulk is relying on both his tough skin and demeanor to fight through Sandman's attacks. Sandman makes his arm as hard as concrete to bust Hulk in the head which knocks him down but as Sandman makes his whole body solid to finish off the Green Goliath, Hulk grabs a hold of him and throws him at Paul Atreides. As Sandman is in mid-air, him and his teammate Paul both see this coming and take action. Sandman turns back into a finely granualated sand mix which would have saved them both but Paul in an attempt to defend himself turns on his personal Holtzman Shield. When the fast moving sand particles hit the shield they disintegrate on impact without doing any harm to Paul but it does kill the Sandman. Darth Bain moves against the 2 jedi knights with the utmost confidence despite being outnumbered 2 to 1 but John Stewart flies in to lend a hand to his 2 jedi allies. John Stewart sends a couple blasts toward Lord Bain to try and slow him down for the jedi but Bain still manages to defeat them both by stabbing one in the chest and decapitating the other one. John Stewart flies low and with the aid of a battering ram of pure green energy plows through the force push that Darth Bain attempts to use on him. While flying by the ground Stewart picks up the lightsabers of the two dead jedis and coats them with green energy for added impact. He then blasts the hand of Bain with a shot from his ring to disarm the Sith Lord and then finishes him off with the lightsabers as he flies by him at an amazing rate of speed. The Army soldiers release the 2 T-Rexes toward the freshly transformed Metroplex and begin their attack while the 2 Gold Dragon's fly in from the other side to aid them. Metroplex walks up to T-Rex #16 and grabs it by the neck. The huge transformer uses his superior size to throw the dinosaur down on the ground and continues to choke it. It chokes the life out of T-Rex #16 but when Metroplex moves against the other T-Rexes he is slowed down by a barrage of rifle fire from the Army soldiers below him. The .223 caliber shells do not affect him much more than pebbles thrown against a human would but they do act to slow him down slightly and distract the mammoth robot. Metroplex retaliates against the soldiers by stomping on them one at a time until they are destroyed but while he is doing this the 2 Gold Dragons swoop in and hit him with a massive firestorm. In the hot sun of the dry dessert, the fire rages all over the Autobot which makes his metal a little bit more maleable and easier to destroy as the 2 remaining T-Rexes knock down Metroplex with their huge tails. Luckily for The Right Wing the dinosaurs are not intelligent enough to stop biting at the heated up metal as Metroplex pulls them down onto the dessert floor for a wrestling match that ends with no living participants. Sandstorm goes ripping through the sands toward the army of Wookies and takes them by suprise. They drive right into the mix of them running over 6 wookies in the process while Ulysses S. Grant succeeds in not once missing with his 1861 model revolver's 6 shots to take out 5 wookies as well as Atreides Soldier #11. Duncan Idaho manages to get 3 with his maula pistol but does most of his damage with his sword and knife combo that he uses on the wookies passing by as Sandstorm rides up right next to them. Using this method Duncan kills 7 more. Bear grabs an apple out of Nicks camera bag and throws it at Treasure Troll #5's head to kill him but Nick then elbows Bear in the Bircle saying "Nice job Cake, now what am going to eat today"! Bear addresses his distress of this action with a mix of MMMMM's & FFFFFFF's as well as a "Rear Rear" to let Nick know that he is in fact "Sadding" but Nick fixes it all when he lets Bear know that he was after all "Ba Kidding". The real damage to the Wookies is done when Sandstorm spins around and starts driving away which gives Nick and Army Soldier #135 the oppurtunity to shoot out the back of the dune buggy. With Nick using both his 12 & 20 gauge shot guns he takes out 5 (2 with the 12, 1 with the 20, & then 2 more with the 12 that Bear reloaded for him), and Army Soldier #135 uses his M-16 to take out the remaining 4. Weapon Omega starts fighting the Hulk in hopes that he is worn out from his battle with Sandman and actually puts up a decent fight as he evades the punches thrown at him by the Hulk, but it takes more than Sandman and Weapon Omega to wear out the Incredible Hulk and once Hulk does land one of those punches to Weapon Omega's head, that is all it takes to finish him off. Paul Atreides, who despite being born on the watery paradise of Caladan knows the ways of the Fremen as if he was born to them; which is how he fights through the duststorm created by Storm and pops out of the sand next to her. Storm takes to the air in an attempt to get away from the one the Fremen call Usul but as soon as she does Paul throws his crysknife at her and hits her directly underneath the chin (an old habit so she will lose as little amount of blood as possible so her water can be taken by his Fremen Sietch). Paul then recovers his crysknife and moves against Donkey Kong Jr. Paul is in no way scared of the large ape as he moves through the dunes just like Maud Dib, the small dessert animal that his tribe named him after. He proves that the bigger they are the harder they fall as he stabs his crysknife into the chest of Donkey Kong's kid. Paul is a truly great fighter anyone where in the universe, especially the dessert; but it is still not enough to take on Hulk and John Stewart, especially as Sandstorm and the boys pull up to lend a hand. John Stewart binds the noble born son of a duke with a seemingly unbreakable rope of green energy which gives Hulk enough time to square up the fast moving, well-trained fighter and use his fist to cave in his head.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!

Week Seven Standings

Team Fred Vs. Team

Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Beast, & Angel, Phoenix, Mimic, Vision, Super Skrull, Master Mold, Ultron, Absorbing Man, Brainiac, Kilowag, Mothra, & Compsognathous #29-40.





Team is Superman (designated leader), The God Emperor Leto II, Original Titan #1 & 2, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Neo, Seraph, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, C-3PO, The Combaticons, Blitzwing, Swoop, Wile E. Coyote, Gannon, John Wayne, Griffin Poteracki, & Fred Baker.





The battle of the extremely clever team names begins with Leto II moving at speeds much faster than the average sandworm underneath the sand toward Team Fred. The God Emperor leaps out of the sand and snatches Angel out of the air, completely consuming him. As he comes crashing down onto Beast, Brainiac; along with Jean Grey and her daughter Rachel Summers try to tap into the mind of the God Emperor in order to destroy this powerful creature from the inside out. The evil Paul ghola witnesses this huge monster, that is actually the son of the original Paul Atreides coming out of the sand. The evil Paul is buried under some sand that would normally not stop anybody but this triggers his genetic memory of his days on Arrakis as the son of Duke Leto. Once these memories are triggered, he along with Jean Grey, Phoenix, and Brainiac all see into the minds of The thousand year old tyrant Leto II and are forced to attempt to go mentally where only a Kwisatz Haderach can go. All 3 of Leto II's opponents, as well as his teammate are killed by trying to attempt this superhuman feat. After seeing all of these characters doubled over in pain and mental anguish Mimic decides that stealing mental powers would probably be a bad idea today. So instead he goes with the powers of Cyclops, Ice Man, Super Skrull, Absorbing Man, and of course Superman. He takes to the air to fight with Superman far above the desert landscape. John Wayne leads Wile E. Coyote, Griffin, & Fred against the 10 Compy's. Griffin jumps into action and starts killing Compys with his bear hands, do to his insistance that "weapons are for wimps", He throws caution to the wind as they nibble on his arms while he is twisting their necks. Griffin kills 5 of the compys but he then dies from the poison inflicted by the compy's venomous bites. Wile E. Coyote spends this time devising a rocket which he blasts at Compy #38 & 39 to kill them. John Wayne kills Compy #29 & 33 with his Coach double barrel 12 gauge and then drops the empty gun to shoot Compy #40 with his six gun. The 2 remaining compy start to lunge at Wayne but Fred tackles him out of the way to save him. Fred then pulls out the derringer that John Wayne gave him at the beginning of the fight and shoots the last 2 compys. Blitzwing, Swoop, & The Combaticons, who just merged to form Bruticus, team up to fight Mothra. Mothra creates a gale with a flap of his wings which causes Swoop to lose control. Mothra then shoots Swoop with a beam of energy from his antennae and destroys him. It seems as though Mothra is now outnumbered 2 to 1 but Kilowag flies in to lend a hand to his monster-insect teammate. Bruticus breaks through the gale force winds to punch Mothra in the stomach but Kilowag concentrates all of his will and hits Bruticus with a giant fist of green energy that completely blows the gestalt to pieces. Blitzwing in his jet form starts flying toward Kilowag, who is preparing for an attack from the triple changer when Blitzwing's cockpit opens up in mid-air and Luke Skywalker jumps onto the wing. Luke then takes Kilowag by suprise as he jumps off of the Decepticon toward Kilowag and slices the green lantern with his green lightsaber. Luke has no worries as he is free-falling toward the ground as Blitzwing gets underneath him to catch Luke in his cockpit just like they had planned. Blitzwing then lands as he transforms into a tank and blasts Mothra with a powerful and perfectly placed shot to the mid-section of the huge moth. Mothra dies, but in his death he shoots off his scales which emit poisonous powder onto the field; both covering and killing Wile E. Coyote & Gannon. Cyclops starts optic blasting God Emperor Leto II but the blasts have little effect on the worm as he rolls right over Team Fred's designated leader. Ice Man completely coats Leto II with ice which seems to have no effect on him until the Tyrant crashes back into the sand and the ice begins to melt around him and kill his sandworm body. This attack kills the emperor of 1000 worlds but Ice Man dies as well as the water is turned into the poisonous water of life which sprays onto Ice Man and kills him. Vision moves against The Miles Teg Ghola, making for a very irritating fight between a person who moves to fast to be hit and an android that cannot be hit at all. Vision manages to land a few hits with his hard as diamond fist but it is not enough to put the Bashar away. Vision then tries to do his patented "put the intangible fist into the stomach and then turn the hand back, and pull out something important move" but when he tries to do this to Miles Teg, the body of the reincarnated Bene Gesserit Bashar is vibrating at such a rapid rate that it completely disrupts the circuitry of Vision and the two of them join each other in death. Master Mold lands in between the 2 Original Titans and begins blasting them with his built in lazer cannons, but the 2 titans whose brains are protected inside 2 humongous tank like forms for the dessert are virtually unharmed by the lazers which they view as useless and outdated weaponry. The artillery of the 2 titans easily blows apart the huge sentinal. Absorbing Man uses his powers to take on the best of both the sand and the rock surrounding him. He is attacked by Seraph who is by far the faster of the 2 as he lands quite a few hits on the villain but all it takes is one well placed hit to the head with Absorbing Man's rock hard arm to kill Seraph. Ultron blows away R2-D2 with one shot and he doesn't even give C-3PO enough time to say something that isn't funny as he grabs him by the head and crushes his droid skull. Neo jumps in to take on Kl'rt: The Super Skrull. Kl'rt has many great abilities but he cannot match Neo's speed. Neo lands several hits on the ultimate war skrull and then proves very invulnrable to his fire and orange rock attacks. Kl'rt wraps his stretchy arm around Neo and restrains him but Neo throws Super Skrull off of him as he flies into the air and then flies back at him to punch right through the invisible force field he had put up to protect himself, allowing his fist to go right into Kl'rt's super skull. Mimic has done an amazing job of holding off Superman in hopes of giving them an oppurtunity to defeat the rest of Team but it may not have been good enough. Mimic has given up on trying brute force against Superman so he tries to go another route. He shoots his Super Skrull/Human Torch flames at Supes from his left arm while he is simultaneousely shooting Ice Man's ice from his right arm and a combination of Cyclops and Superman's eye beams from his eyes. Superman still is twice as fast as Mimic though as he dodges out of the way of this amazing attack and comes up underneath the mutant with a powerful uppercut to the chin which snaps back his neck and kills him. Ultron and Absorbing Man are leaderless and alone as they regroup in the center of the sandy battlefield and are surrounded. The 2 Titans roll up next to Blitzwing who is still in tank form and with a few blasts soften up the 2 remaining members of Team Fred as Superman, who is being cheered on by John Wayne and Fred finishes off Absorbing Man, while Luke lends cover with his lightsaber to Neo as the 2 of them run up and go "chosen one" all over Ultron.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!

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Reign Supremacy Vs. TEAM

Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (designated leader), Batman & Robin, Iron Man, Cyborg Superman, Elite Clonetrooper #21-38, Ghostbusters, Crew of Serenity, Mega Man & Rush, Capt. America, Starfire, Raven, Mario & Luigi, Sebastian the Crab, Tim , Paul, Steve, The Bry, Yaddle, Jedi Knight #36-40, Blade (from He-Man), Ax-battler, Tyrius Flare, Gilleus Thunderhead, Joe Levine, Timmell, Olif Golzig, Wookie Soldier #3, Naboo Soldier #1, & Ewok #49.

TEAM is Superman (designated leader), Neo, Seraph, Trinity, King Kong, Godzilla, Fortress Maximus, Swoop, The Combaticons, Blitzwing, Skywarp, Shockwave, Iron Hide, He-Man & Battle Cat, Bomber Man, Bowser: King of Koopa, Gannon, The Shining Force, Griffin Poteracki, Original Titan #1 & 2, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, & Mike & Laura Sroka.

Reign Supremacy is teleported to the city, ready for battle. TEAM is nowhere to be found. Then, all of a sudden, the ground begins to shake and Reign Supremacy sees the first wave of TEAM’s attack. Godzilla, King Kong, Fortress Maximus, and Original Titans #1 and 2 smash their way through the streets. Godzilla vaporizes Olif Golzig, Tim, Paul, Steve and The Bry with his atomic breath. King Kong eats Elite Clonetroopers #21-24 and slams his fists down on Naboo Soldier #1 and Ewok #49. Fortress Maximus knocks down a building on top of Sebastian the Crab, Timmell, and Wookie Soldier #3, crushing them. The Original Titans destroy Serenity which was coming in for a landing, killing the entire crew. Superman sends the next wave, The Shining Force, in to attack. Yaddle leads the Jedi Knights attack, where they kill Mayonais, JoanJett, Dr. Ruel, E.T., Ed1, Dump, Mogie, Little John, and Robin Hood. The Jedi are then about to be hit with a mix of Blaze and Frost magic when the Ghostbusters jump in and save the day. They use their proton packs and lightsabers to push through, devastating the rest of the Shining Force. Captain America and Iron Man work on a strategy against this powerful team. (This battle must have taken place before the events of Civil War) Batman informs them on the importance of taking out Superman. He hands Capt. America the Kryptonite Ring he has stored in his utility belt. They have already sent Cyborg Superman to battle the Man of Steel. Iron Man takes off with Starfire to take down Godzilla and King Kong who have be tearing through the city. Starfire whips around Godzilla’s head, blasting him with her energy beams. She is starting to wear down the monster, but is blindsided by a blast from Shockwave. He hits her several more times right in her well endowed chest, killing her. Iron man using his repulsor rays blinds King Kong and then knocks him from the building that the giant ape had climbed up on. Cyborg Superman is holding his own against Superman but is not making much headway. Neo flies up to assist Superman but is kicked out of the air by Batman. Using the cover of night as an aid, he is able to gain the element of surprise over Neo. He unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks to the Chosen One. An amazing display of martial arts is being shown by both, but, it’s Batman’s resourcefulness that gives him the edge. He draws Neo into a dark alley where he has Raven waiting. Her “Soul Self” attacks Neo, killing him. Griffin Poteracki then leaps on Robin, who was watching from a rooftop. Robin blocks Griffin’s punches, but when he goes in close for an attack, he’s caught in a submission move. Griffin tightens the hold as Robin tries to break free, he finally, in a quick jerk, snaps the Boy Wonder’s neck. The Combaticons are carving their own path of destruction through the city streets. They form Bruticus and wipe out the remaining Elite Clonetroopers. Mario and Luigi are racing down the streets, when they see two question blocks floating above the sidewalk. They run over and leap up punching the blocks, breaking free the two Starmen that are inside. Mario and Luigi both gain invincibility are race to inflict as much damage as they can. They kill Bowser: King of Koopas, Jackie Chan, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Evil Paul Atredies Ghola, Bomber Man and Jet Li. They run out of star power and are killed by Mike and Laura Sroka who both crack them with softball bats. Gannon faces off against the Ghostbusters, who believe he is some sort of evil spirit. They attempt to cross their streams at Gannon, but he teleports behind them and uses his magic to blow up their proton packs. Superman finally finishes off Cyborg Superman by ripping his head from his body. He then rockets the head right at Blade killing him. Seraph and Trinity are squaring off against Chuck Norris and Ax-Battler. Seraph quickly kills Ax-Battler and Chuck Norris breaks Trinity’s back with a wicked spin kick. Seraph and Chuck then begin to size one another up. Every kick is blocked, and ever punch is dodged. These are two incredibly even matched foes. Chuck Norris ties Seraph’s arms up and brings him close enough for the fist that is hiding behind his beard to punch Seraph in the nose, breaking it. This enables Chuck to deliver a kill blow to the back of Seraph’s neck. Swoop dive bombs in and fires his missiles, blowing up Mega Man and Rush. Evil Paul Atredies Ghola actually begins to get up from the Mario Bros. attack, where he was previously believed to be killed. Joe Levine runs over and smashes him in the head with a fallen street sign several times, finally putting him down. Joe stands over him and chants “E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!” He-Man charges down the street upon Battle Cat and decapitates both Tyrius Flare and Gilleus Thunderhead. Superman then flies back down to the street and uses his super speed to kill Jedi Knight #36-38 and his heat vision to kill Jedi Knights #39 and 40. Captain America then connects with a powerful uppercut right on Superman’s chin. This actually draws blood from Kal-El, due to the Kryptonite Ring. He attempts to use his heat vision again, but Cap blocks it with his shield. The heat vision then ricochets off of the shield and melts Ironhide. TEAM’s Transformers and Godzilla all form behind Superman and Chuck Norris realizes that his team has suffered severe casualties are unbelievably outmatched, orders a retreat. Batman and Captain America both protest but Raven teleports them along with the rest of her surviving team off the battlefield.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!

Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips

Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Jill Valentine, Ram Man, Lucca Brazzi, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Vampire #1-24, Mummy #1-6, Goblin #1-8, & Storm Trooper #50.



The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Charleton Heston, Havok, Chris & Julie Artrip, Simon Bellmont, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Blur, Prowl, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Road Buster, Punch/Counterpunch, Starscream, Ramjet, Sunstorm, Tripticon, & Six-Shot.



Head Coach Vandal Savage, has granted permission to Achilles to reform his famous Myrmidons. Achilles has chosen only a select few to be a part of this elite group of fighters. Through careful analysis of the whole roster he hand-picked Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, and "Deadly little" Miho. Achilles wastes no time going on the offensive as him and the 4 Myrmidons go charging through the ranks of Alice's Wonder Team. Achilles & Miho get tied up for a moment with Leeloo as she evades their first couple of hits but the other 3 run right past them knowing that they do not need any help. Achilles smacks Leeloo in the face with his shield dizzying her severely while Miho slices open her throat. The 2 of them catch up to their companions and the 5 Myrmidons have no problem slaughtering a small group led by Carlos Olivera that consisted of Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Lucca Brazzi, & Storm Trooper #50. They then split up, with Achilles and Taskmaster taking out the 8 goblins and Deathstroke, Miho, & Sabertooth laying waste to 2 mummies each. Achilles & his Myrmidons regroup at the center of the city's dowtown area as the 24 Vampires come out of the nearby alley. Achilles looks at his men and says "This is going to be good", but Six-Shot suddenely lands in the road behind them and Heston, Chris and Julie all jump out. Heston yells "Achilles, come on, you know the plan get your men out of there". Achilles yells back "We can handle them". Julie says "Darkseid needs you back now" and Chris adds "The orders come from Vandal Savage himself". Achilles can see that his men do not want this controversy so he and the Myrmidons rush back to Six-Shot and he takes off. Six-Shot then flies to the top of one of the nearby buildings and lands. He opens up his hatch for Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Heston, & the Fizzles to get out. Once they are out Six-Shot flies away. Achilles looks around the empty roof top and says "So what is this great plan you spoke of". Heston says "we wait here and the Transformers take care of the Vampires". Achilles screams "WHAT! we leave the best fighter the world has ever seen vacationing on a roof top while we watch awkward robots fight"! Deathstroke adds "What the hell is going on, those vampires would be dead by no if you left us down there". Artifact replies with "the Vampires are already dead, and they feed on human flesh. That's why Darkseid's making the Transformers fight them, I thought you supposedly used more of your brain than the rest of us". Things are starting to get intense when Heston puts a stop to the conversation by saying "Shut Up, all of you. We have are orders, there is no use complainning about them". Darkseid orders the Transformers to attack the 24 Vampires using there sharpened 4x4 treated wood attachments that were designed and installed by Sparkplug and widdled into large stakes by the Amazons in the locker room. Darkseid then calls over Havok and Simon Bellmont and tells them "it is up to us to stop the Alices, I'll take the leader if you 2 can handle the other one". Darkseid approaches Ex. Alice and she comes at him with speed that is amazing for a human. She tries to break into the brain of Darkseid but the pure evil is to much for her to control. She lands quite a few hits on Darkseid but they do not have a huge effect on him unlike the first hit he lands on her which sends her flying into the brick wall next to them. She jumps up to continue the fight but Darkseid has taken aim with his Omega Beams and he destroys her with his evil glance. Ap. Alice faces off against Havok and Simon Bellmont. Alice kicks Havok in the stomach sending him into a lampost and then moves towards Bellmont. Simon gets knocked into the wall by Alice but he wraps his whip around her legs from the ground. Alice fires her .40 caliber pistol into Simon's head from above him but as she goes to move she is slightly tripped up by Simon's whip which gives Havok the oppurtunity to blast her full of more solar energy than anyone could stand. Tripticon and the Dinobots do not really understand the whole "a stake through the heart is the only way to kill them thing" so the plan is for them to knock the vampires down and let the seakers and the Autobots stake them through the heart without any of them being harmed. The Vampires fight fiercely with the Transformers but Deathstroke, from on top of the building notices through his monocular that 4 more figures were approaching the battle. Deathstroke tells his Captain, Achilles and Achilles says "That's it, we move; Myrmidons: follow me". Heston chimes in with "we're supposed to stay up here". Achilles says "4 more enemies are approaching that Darkseid did not take into account; myself and the Myrmidons are going down there, I could not possibly be more appathetic to whether or not you 3 come along". They do follow as the 8 of them run down the 20 flights of stairs in record time. Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Jill Valentine, and Ram Man are about to lend a hand to the Vampires when the Myrmidons show up. The vampires actually do manage to kill Sideswipe in the fight but other than that the plan seems to have worked, and the vampires are all methodically killed one by one. Ram Man rams Springer into a large billboard and damages him pretty good but Deathstroke, Sabertooth, and Taskmaster rush over to help him. The 3 of them first avoid being rammed and then Deathstroke manages to knock Ram Man's Axe out of his hand. Taskmaster then takes his sword and sticks into the small area where the disarmed Ram Man's face is exposed in his armor and kills him. Achilles and Miho move against Darth Deez. They swiftly move out of the way of every swing of his lightsaber and then they go in for the kill. Miho disarms Lord Deez literally as she cuts his right arm off at the elbow and then Achilles finishes him off by decapitating the Sith Lord. Their arrogance costs them though as they spend one second to long gloating over their victory. Jill Valentine and Darth Nutz come jumping in to avenge the death of Lord Nutz's master with a couple of WWE style double drop kicks. Deathstroke, Taskmaster, & Sabertooth run over to help their fellow Myrmidons but they cannot get there in time. Jill & Lord Nutz knock the swords out of the hands of Achilles and Miho and then go in for the kill but just before they can deliver the necessary fatal blow Chris tackles Jill Valentine out of the way and Heston does the same to Darth Nutz. Chris loses his Beretta in the fall but Julie picks it up just as fast as it hit the ground and uses it to shoot Darth Nutz several times in the chest. Jill Valentine is severely outnumbered as she pops up and starts running; and is allowed to escape with her life. Achilles stands up and calls his team to attention as he points to Heston and the Artrips and says "Attention Horsemen of Apokolips meet the 3 new members of the Myrmidons".
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

Brock Sampson's "oops I didn't put a team in this week" Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Brock Sampson, Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Howard the Duck, Booster Gold, Kyle Rayner, Beatrix Kiddo, Ted Nugent, King Leonidas, Jedi Master #20, Ginaz Swordsmen #10, Greedo, Dorf, Shatterstar, Juggernaut, Bat-girl, The Capt. Planet Crew, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, & Scooby-doo w/ Scooby Dumb, Mecha Godzilla, Caramon & Raistlin Majere, Rancor #1 & 2, Ewok #4-40, The Power Puff Girls: Bubbles, Blossom, & Buttercup, Ron Popeil, U.S. Marine #1-12, & Clone Trooper #26.

The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, Omega Red, Darth Maul, Sith Lord #4, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael, Splinter, Casey Jones, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Nightcrawler, Venom, The Battletoads: Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Bossk, Hammer Bros. #1-6, Boomerang Bros. #1-6, Fire Bros. #1-6, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-6, Xenomorph #85-90, Kree Soldier #1-6, Navy Sailor #60-65, Moritani Soldier #1-6, Little Goomba #1-27, & Treasure Troll #4.

Head Coach King Leonidas has gotten sick of sitting on the sidelines which is why he made the decision to fight along side his team this week. Leonidas shows how anxious he was by drawing first blood as he leads Jedi Master #20 and Ginaz Swordsmen #10 into battle. 3 wildly different types of swords swing through the air as they easily plow through all 6 Navy men and all 6 of the Moritani Grumman. They then attack the 6 Fire Bros. The Jedi goes out in front to block their fire balls with his lightsaber while the other 2 rush in to finish them off. Using their new Ronco patented Auto-reloaders on their rifles the Marines move against the 6 Xenomorph's. They rush them as a unit but the Xenomrophs fight back quickly and aggressively with the Marines. The Marines do manage to kill all 6 of the rampaging aliens but only Marine #4 & 7 are left alive, both of them were also hit by the alien's acid blood which has left them scarred and wounded. Clone Trooper #26 starts blasting the slow moving little Goombas and takes out Goomba #1,4-8, & 19 but Goomba #2 walks up to the trooper and touches him in the leg which kills him (that's all they have to do you know). Omega Red kicks G'Nort in the chest and then lands on top of him but before he can finish him off Guy Gardner blasts the mutant with his power ring, he then brings down a huge anvil of green energy on top of Omega Red and kills him. G'Nort then decides to do something right for the first time this season as he drops a gigantic dog bone on the 6 Boomerang Bros. Darth Maul and his apprentice Darth Rave move against King Leonidas and his crew. The 4 crimson blades come swinging at them as the Jedi Master faces off against Darth Maul while Lord Rave stabs the Ginaz Swordsmen before he can react. King Leonidas avenges his Ginaz trained friend by relieving Lord Rave of his head but Darth Maul proves to be to fast and skilled for them as he finishes off the Jedi Master and then plunges his double-bladed lightsaber into the heart of Leonidas. Soundwave ejects all 6 of his tapes but The Power Rangers are there to answer the call. Jason and Zack pull out there weapons and slice right through the metal bodies of Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw with their cosmic sword and axe. Trini and Kimberly double team Ratbat by bringing it down with their little knife/lazer gun combo weapons but Billy is attacked by Ravage who pounces on the blue ranger. Jason moves his hips around wildly and then yells "Hey....(long pause while they translate from Japanese) they got Billy, let's go help him". The other 4 Rangers then grab Ravage and blast him into several pieces but it is to late for Billy who is already dead. The Kree soldiers run in an rip Dorf apart with their superior strength bu Juggernaut rushes towards them and plows right over all 6 of them. Juggernaut then runs through the Goombas as if he had just gotten the star and wipes out #2, 9-18, & 20-27. Howard the Duck uses his favorite Quack-Fu drop kick to kill Treasure Troll #4. Star Fox shoots Daphne with his lazer gun as he and Master Chief are running as fast as they can to try and keep up with Sonic and Tails. As the 4 video game stars rush into a nearby building where the Murderflies set up camp before the start of the fight the false floor gives out and the 4 of them fall into the dirty old basement of the building. They here a distant "Gotcha" and "Ruh Roh" from the floor above them as Howard the Duck lights up a cigar and looks at Scoob and the Gang to say "Another mystery solved, huh guys"? Sonic yells "look" as the 2 Rancors that the murderflies put in the dark basement come out to feast on their prey. Before they are eaten Master Chief waves his gun in the air and says "And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you snooping kids"! "Scooby-Dooby-Doo". The Power Puff Girls quickly fly in between the large and small hammers being thrown at them and wipe out all 6 Hammer Bros. and all 6 Giant Hammer Bros. Splinter leads his turtles and Casey Jones against Brock Sampson, Beatrix Kiddo, Shatterstar, Bat-girl, and the Brothers Majere. Caramon and Raistlin face off against Michelangelo and Raphael. Raistlin takes a step back as his much larger brother tries to fend off the Ninjas with his broad sword. Caramon finds a weak spot between Mikey's shell but as he is stabbing him Raph gets Caramon in the back of the neck with his Sai. Now that Caramon is not in the way Raistlin has the room to blast Raphael with a bit of magic that is approaching the dark arts. Beatrix Kiddo and Batgirl work just as good togeather as the 2 turtles who grew up with each other but it is still a fairly long and well-matched battle that ensues before the 2 women finish off Leonardo and Donatello. Shatterstar slices Casey Jones hockey stick in half and then sticks his other sword into Casey Jones' heart. Splinter on the other hand fairs a little better as he somersaults past Brock Sampson and pulls out his cane sword to stab him in the back of the neck. Nightcrawler "Bamfs" onto the scene but as soon as he shows up Booster Gold blasts him in the face to instantly kill the fuzzy little mutant. The Battletoads try to contact Master Chief because he had formulated a plan to possibly take out Mecha Godzilla, but unfortunetely for the 3 amphibians Master Chief is dead. The Battletoads have basically no plan whatsoever when they valiantly (or foolishly) run at Mecha-Godzilla which is why the fight is not very time consuming as Mecha-Godzilla crushes 1, then burns 1, and then crushes another 1. Bossk jumps in front of the rampaging Juggernaut and starts unloading his blaster rifle into him but it proves futile as Juggernaut runs over him without even slowing down. Kyle Rayner proves that he is not the most useless Green Lantern ever when he iniolates Venom and the alien symbiote suit that Eddie Brock is hosting. Rumble and Frenzy take flight to do battle with the Power Puff Girls when Soundwave sees that Darth Maul is surrounded by almost the entire Brock Sampson squad. Ted Nugent and Greedo begin shooting at the Sith Lord who is easily blocking all of the shots until Kyle Rayner,Guy Gardner and G'Nort start shooting at him as well; while Shatterstar, The Bride, and Batgirl start to inch up on him without getting to close. The Capt. Planet Brats then combine their powers to form Capt. Planet who they send in to get the killing blow against the overwhelmed Darth Maul. Soundwave orders Rumble and Frenzy back to him. They fly back but Frenzy grabs Splinter and drops him on to Soundwave's back before the two Decepticon tapes transform and go back into Soundwave. The ewoks start singing and playing the drums on the dead Decepticons with the Hammer Bros'. hammers in celebration. The 3 Decepticons follow Splinter's order under protest as he risks death by making them pick up Little Goomba #3 in the course of retreating, because Splinter never leaves a teammate behind.
BROCK SAMPSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!

Team Fred Vs. The Untouchables

Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, & Beast, Travis Bickle, Vampirella, Rorschach, Snake Plisken, Dirty Harry, Vision, Bullseye, Super Skrull, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Mimic, Master Mold, Phoenix, Ultron, Kilowag, Brainiac, & Compsognathous #27-100.



The Untouchables are Horatio Caine (designated leader), Punisher, Deadpool, Megatron, The Constructicons, The Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnell, & Kickback, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, & Human Torch, Pyro, Mystique, White Queen, Ant-Man, The Atom, Green Arrow & Black Canary, Ras Al Ghul, Dr. Polaris, The WildCATS: Spartan, Grifter, Voodoo, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, & Lord Emp, Malificent, Merlin, Aphrodite, Legolas, & horse #1-6.



From behind the front lines of the battle Aphrodite is attempting to win over the hearts of the men on Team Fred but she is unable to figure out why it is not working. Enchantress is also attempting to do the same thing while hiding behind some of her own teammates but since both of these truly beautiful figures already have their entire teams under their spells neither of them are able to do much to win over the hearts of the normally weak male species, rendering both of them somewhat useless. Dr. Polaris uses his powers of magnetism to pick up Ultron and use him as a missle into the head of Master Mold and kills them both. Bullseye runs at Dr. Polaris throwing knives at him but Dr. Polaris easily deflects the metal objects before they can hit him. Bullseye has to tumble out of the way of his own weapons as Dr. Polaris throws them back at him, but Bullseye runs by one of those cheesey little trees that they have growing in the city and breaks a branch off of it. He then throws the once harmless branch at Dr. Polaris and turns it into a truly deadly weapon as it goes right into the eye of his opponent and kills him. Super Skrull flies in to fight with the only 4 people that he hates just as much as the Kree, The Fantastic Four. Super Skrull uses all 4 of their powers against them, but they work as unit and are better with their own powers than he is. Super Skrull tries to bring down his orange rock hand onto Mr. Fantastic but his wife protects him with her Invisible shield. She then lets the shield down for a second so Mr. Fantastic can return the attack but Super Skrull uses this oppurtunity to blast Invisible Woman with a massive flame which burns her alive. The Enraged Mr. Fantastic then wraps his stretchy arms around the master war skrull and Human Torch flies up to absorb any of the heat that Super Skrull tries to direct toward his teammates. The Thing then puts an orange rock fist right through the head of Super Skrull and puts him out of commission. Horatio Caine tells Megatron to have the Constructicons merge to form Devastator, but when they try to do it they are unable to move. Mimic, using Voodoo's magnetic powers freezes the Constructicons in place and then slowly pulls them apart by focusing on the bolts and unloosening them. Mimic then pulls Shrapnell out of the sky and into the head of Megatron, crushing them both. The X-Men attack The WildCATS and despite the fact that they are outnumbered The WildCATS seem unable to keep up with the X-Men. Spartan yells "It's like they know what we are going to do before we do it". Lord Emp then adds "You're right, Everything we do is completely predictable to them". Ice Man replies with "That's because everything you do we have already done a dozen times" as he freezes Grifter, Voodoo, and Void so Beast can come through and knock off their frozen heads. Cyclops then uses his optic blasts to blow apart Spartan, Zealot, and Maul while Jean Grey uses her telekinetic powers to pick up Warblade and crush his organic steel body into the normally durable body of Lord Emp. Angel flew above them gracefully looking pretty as usual. Legolas, his homeboy Green Arrow, Black Canary, Merlin, and Ras Al Ghul ride up on Horse #2-6 to attack. They are riding quickly when all of the sudden they are thrown from their horses, as the horse are being attacked by the starving herd of Compys. The Compy's begin tearing at the flesh of the horses and completely surround the riders. Legolas and Green Arrow start taking them out with arrows and the others use their respective attacks to fend them off but they just keep coming. The 5 of them do well against the little dinosaurs but it definitely ties them up for quite a while. Malificent flies in in the form of a giant dragon and devours Enchantress. Absorbing Man takes on the density of the concrete beneath his feet and rushes Maleficent but she simply waves her hand at him. When he goes to punch her it is as if his powers are completely reversed. The lower half of his body begins to melt as if the concrete he absorbed was not yet cured and the top of his body rips like paper as Maleficent puts her shaky little hand right through him. Snake Plisken yells "Hey Lady, Put a spell on these"! as Snake, along with Rorschach and Travis Bickle unload about a dozen bullets into her body and kill her. White Queen tries to use her mind powers on Dirty Harry to get him to turn on his other gun wielding teammates but when it comes to mind powers she is a little bit outgunned against Team Fred. Phoenix flies in to meet her and instantly breaks the control that she has over Harry Callahan's mind. She then overwhelms White Queen as she unleashes the power of the phoenix on her. Phoenix then teams up with Mimic who has taken on the powers of not just Voodoo but also Phoenix, Pyro, Deadpool, & Ice Man. Mystique has made herself look like Merlin to initially try to throw them off but it doesn't work as Phoenix puts the thought into the heads of the Fantastic Four that Mystique is really Mimic which causes the Fantastic Four to unexpectadly turn on their own teammate and kill her. Mimic uses Pyro's powers to take control of Human Torch's flames to really heat things up for the The new Fantastic Four (I am including Pyro). Mr. Fantastic and Thing try to avoid the flames but Mimic and Rachel Summers use the flames as cover as Rachel unleashes the phoenix through the flames destroying the 2 of them while Mimic reverses the flames power and then coats both Pyro and Human Torch with frost and ice courtesy of Ice Man. Horatio Caine and The Punisher attack Team Fred's gunslingers. Horatio Caine knocks Travis Bickle to the ground and they both lose their weapons as they begin beating the crap out of each other while Punisher blasts Snake Plisken in the head with his Colt .45. Horatio Caine gets Travis Bickle in a head lock and then Punisher throws him a knife which he uses to stab the Taxi Driver in the throat. Dirty Harry says "nice catch" as he plants a .44 magnum into Caine's head. Rorscach and Punisher square off in what would be best described as a "Fanboy's dream come true". They both dive into an alley shooting at each other like crazy, when Rorscach jumps over a dumpster and onto Punisher. Punisher rolls on top of him and pulls a knife but Rorscach knocks it out of his hands and kicks him off. He then tackles Punisher back onto the ground and wrestles a gun into the neck of Punisher. He is about to pull the trigger when he looks down and realizes that Punisher, although pinned underneath him has just popped a grenade. Rorscach looks Punisher in the eyes and smiles as he says "Good, a perfect ending" right before they both blow up. Deadpool is running toward Mimic when he barely even stops along the way to kill Vampirella by chopping off her head with his ninja sword. Mimic is about to once again unleash some stolen power toward the Insecticons when Deadpool runs up the stairs of the building that Mimic is flying next to and crashes out the window of the 4th floor. While in mid-air he pumps Mimic full of bullets and then slices Mimic in half, right down the middle as he screams with a tear in his eye "This is for Megatron". Deadpool then falls 40 feet down to the cement and is forced to lay on the ground for quite some time while his healing factor fixes him up. Black Canary's defensive posture is broken as she gets bitten by 5 Compy's at once but she fights hard even as the poison sinks into her bloodstream. She does not fall from her injuries until she has helped her teammates kill every last Compy. Deadpool is about to get up when Vision flies up to him. Deadpool says "Hey my robot boyfriend just died are you single"? Vision then makes his hands intangible as he sticks them into Deadpool's head and then pulls out his brain. Vision says "Can I borrow this, you obviousely aren't using it" (which is a pretty funny one-liner for an android). Vision then takes flight in his intangible form and heads towards the 2 remaining Insecticons. He flies into the middle of Kickback and then hardens just his hand as it is in the spark of the Decepticon to disrupt the signal and destroy him. The X-Men run over to the park area that is littered in dead Compy's to fight Legolas, Merlin, Ras Al Ghul, and the heart-broken Green Arrow. Angel takes off but he is instantly filled with arrows by both Green Arrow and Legolas. Merlin blasts Ice Man's ice slide out from under him right after he cast a sleeping spell on the mutant so he could do nothing to save himself from going head first into the pavement from about 20 feet up. Beast avenges him by stealthly jumping onto the back of the wizard and then snapping his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas, or as I like to call them "brothers from different specied mothers" are fighting valiantly back to back until Jean Grey uses her powers to freeze all of their arrows in mid-air. Legolas goes to pull out his Elven knives but it is to late as Cyclops and their newly arrived daughter Phoenix blast the 2 green-garbed archers with some mad mutant powers. Ras Al Ghul, Aphrodite, and Bombshell regroup with The Atom and Ant Man in hopes to turn the tide but when Kilowag flies up holding Brainiac their confidence begins to shake. The powerful Kilowag creates a giant fly swatter of pure green energy and brings it down on top of both The Atom and Ant Man. Aphrodite begins to ride away on horse #1 but the horse is shot out from under her by one of Legolas' used arrows that was thrown by Bullseye. Ras Al Ghul is not normally known for his compassion but luckily for the god of love he is of course completely in love with her which is why, as default leader he orders Bombshell to pick her up first as the 3 of them retreat.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!

Better Than All of You Vs. The Legion of Doom

Better Than All of You is Thanos, Green Lantern, Mephisto, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Agent Smith, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Sabu & Rob Van Damm, The Terminator (from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), The Hart Foundation, The British Bulldogs, Skeletor, The Blues Bros. Rambo, Ghost Rider, Ric Flair w/ the 4 Horsemen, Doc Holliday, Hulk Hogan, Lex Luthor, Beechhead, Macho Man Randy Savage, Predator #1-8, & Cobra Commander.



The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain, Paul Atreides, T-X, Metroplex, Weapon Omega, Apocylypse, Col. John Madrox, The Aerialbots, Jet Jaguar, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker: Texas Ranger, The Sinister 6, Dilophosaurus #1-18, Wookie Soldier #1, & Treasure Troll #5.



After Better Than All of You's 2 and 0 start many people had high hopes for the team but after losing 3 out of 4 of their last matches Head Coach Cobra Commander has decided that he needs to have a more hands on approach which is why he gave himself the start this week. The Predators live to hunt their prey but they usually prefer a little bit more of a challenge than hunting Dilophosauruses in the middle of a city. The Dilophasauruses are fairly tough competitors but the invisible Predators do not waste much time taking out all 18 of the dinosaurs. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow move in behind Agent Smith as he jumps into action. Smith knocks down Col. John Madrox on his way to Weapon Omega. Storm Shadow finishes Madrox off with his ninja sword before he can get up. Weapon Omega moves to attack Agent Smith but is no where near fast enough to keep up with the computer program as Smith hits Weapon Omega with a flurry of punches until he has broken all of his ribs and punctured his heart. Smith, Storm Shadow, and Snake Eyes then all surround Paul Atreides. Agent Smith moves with blinding speed but Paul uses the defensive skills that were taught to him by Gurney Halleck and Duncan Idaho. He waits patiently to make his attack because when wearing a personal Holtzman shield one always needs to move fast on defense but slow on attack. Agent Smith knocks Paul around quite a bit but none of his attacks break through the shield. Smith moves in for the kill one more time but is met with a crysknife in the neck as Paul dodged his attack and let the rogue agent run right into his blade. Paul may have killed the leader of the attack but as Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes watched the fight progress they realized what they had to do to penetrate the field of Paul's shield. Storm Shadow runs at Paul with his sword swinging in order to throw Paul off while Snake eyes slowly slips his blade through the shield and into Paul's chest. Mephisto and Ghost Rider attack Apocylypse. Apocylypse grows signifigantly larger than his two opponents but it does not do him much good. Ghost Rider rides at him at speeds faster than sound unleashing the spirit of Vengeance on him, Mephisto then uses his power to increase this attack into a blast of hell-fire that not even the ancient Egyptian mutant Apocylypse can withstand. The 2 Terminators know that they are outdated models compared to the T-X but they believe that they can handle her if they work togeather. They begin fighting her but she moves to fast for either of them to keep up. She knocks their weapons out of their hands and then breaks the legs off of T-1. T-X then attempts to jump onto T-2 but T-1's upper torso grabs her legs from the ground and pulls her down to his level. The Terminator from T-2 then uses all of his might to punch through both of the Terminators below him killing both T-X and his teammate. Darth Bain, who does not like how this match-up looks for his team is hiding out in the darkness of the city streets, but he does jump out to dispatch the other Terminator with his lightsaber while it is still trying to dislodge its arm from the tangled metal mess of the other robots. The Sinister 6 all try to attack the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man but they are suprised at the durability of something made completely out of marshmallow. Stay Puft steps on Mysterio and then swats Vulture out of the air. He then gets attacked by Sandman but once Sandman jumps into the trans-dimensionally created marshmallow that makes up Stay Puft's body the Sandman gets stuck inside of him and is consumed by the ghostly goo. The Mega Powers reunite as Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man double team Wookie Soldier #1. Macho Man hits him with an elbow and then Hogan hits him with the big boot sending him down on to the mat, I mean side walk and then Hogan finishes him off with a special neck-breaking leg drop. Tully Blanchard crushes Treasure Troll #5 with steel chair to his pink-mohawked hair. Walker: Texas Ranger pulls out his Colt pistol and puts .45 caliber's worth of Southern retribution into the heads of both of The Blues Bros. He then holsters his gun and roundhouse kicks Sabu into his partner Van Damm. The 2 of them come back at Walker but Walker dodges the barb wire/steel briefcase attacks from the tag team duo. Walker then does a double spin kick into the necks of both Van Damm and Sabu, and kills them both. When Walker lands he attempts to pull out his pistol as fast as possible but he is not quite as fast as Doc Holliday who pulls his six-shooter out and avenges his teammates by being Walker's Huckleberry and shooting him right between the eyes. Jet Jaguar grows to his monster fighting size and the Aerialbots merge to form Superion. These 2 huge robots allow themselves to be led by Metroplex as they plow through the dwarfed city streets. Darth Bain senses that this battle does not look good for his team or that if they are going to win they will do it without him, so he sneaks away in retreat without telling his teammates, much like he did in the original Jedi/Sith war. Cobra Commander charges at Shadowcat and Lockheed while firing his pistol at the the 2 of them. Shadowcat phazes herself but cannot protect Lockheed soon enough and Cobra Commander shoots the 12 inch tall dragon, killing him. The infuriated Shadowcat touches Cobra Commander as he runs by her and causes him to become intangible as well. Cobra Commander does not know what is happening to him as he runs right through Shadowcat and into the brick wall of the building right next to them. Shadowcat then brings Cobra Commander back to his solid state which traps him inside the wall and crushes him inbetween the brick. Dr. Octupus attacks the Predators and instantly digs his huge tennacle into the head of Predator #2, killing him. He was foolish to think that the other Predators would not be able to react to this though as they swarm him. Doc Ock manages to take out Predator #8 as well but the other predators rip him to shreds before Hobgoblin and Electro can come to his aid. Rambo, from on top of one of the skyscrapers starts firing his M-60 at the 3 huge robots walking on the streets below. They turn their attention towards him but this was all a part of Cobra Commander's plan that they are still executing for him posthumousely. While they turn their attention to Rambo and the 7.62x.39 caliber rounds that are not doing much more than tickling the 3 robots, this is when the rest of the team attacks. Green Lantern and Thanos fly up as if to make an example of the 3 robots and both blast Metroplex with all of the energy they can muster. Superion and Jet Jaguar appear as shocked as giant robots can appear as the largest of the 3 of them is taken down rather easily by the 2 cosmic alien-powered beings. Superion uses his giant lazer gun to pick off Beachhead from the top of one of the nearby buildings and Jet Jaguar steps on Arn and Ole Anderson. Skeletor, has convinced The Hart Foundation and The British Bulldogs to join him in a daring attack on Superion. The 5 of them attempt to jump onto his back from on top of the building next to him. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and Davey Boy Smith don't even make the jump and they plummet to their doom. Bret Hart and the Dynamite Kid make it on but once they are holding on to the giant gestalt they don't know what exactly they are supposed to do to him (other than act as a diversion for Skeletor, which was really the plan in the first place). Skeletor Lands on Superion's shoulders and blasts him with some dark magic from his wand as Superion brushes off Dynamite Kid into the side of the 5th story of the nearby building. "The Hitman" is still holding on for dear life to Superion's arm as Superion goes to knock Skeletor off next, but Lex Luthor flies up in his battle suit and blasts Superion in the head, sending him stumbling back a couple of feet. Skeletor takes this oppurtunity to stab his purple sword into the eye of Superion and then pump his head full of a huge blast from his magical staff completely frying the insides of Superion. Him and Bret Hart jump off with little more than bumps and bruises. Jet Jaguar is now surrounded by his opponents and knows that he can not win so he shrinks back down to human size and then escapes from the battle. Shadowcat phazes Electro and Hobgoblin and the 3 of them join Jet Jaguar in his escape.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!

The Right Wing Vs. George Washington's Slaves

The Right Wing is Poseidon, Silver Surfer, Elite Storm Trooper #1-12, Batwoman, Blackfire, Gondor Soldier #1-12, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Ulysses S. Grant, John Stewart, Storm, Incredible Hulk, Gold Dragon #11 & 12, T-Rex #16 & 17, Goliath, Wicked Witch of the West, Slimer, Flash, Nick & Bear, & Droid Fighter Ship #1.

George Washington's Slaves are Yoda, Shaak Ti, Jedi Master #1-3, Ki Adi Mundi, Optimus Prime w/ Roller, Hound, Fizzle, Sauron, Wild Man #1, Suk Doctor #1 & 2, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Colossus, Arisia, Martian Manhunter, Ryan Burke, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Crimmell, Ben Linus, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, Jason Bourne, Andy Taylor & Barney Fife, T-1000, Kyle Reese, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Screech, Lisa Turtle, Jesse Spano, & Kelly Kapowski, Uncle Buck, Bart Simpson, Gargamel & Azrael, Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer, George Castanza, & Elaine Benes, The Griffins: Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie, & Brian, Ron Jeremy, Fidel Castro, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny Chiba, & Sonny (from I-Robot).

The two teams are teleported to the heart of downtown Detroit. Yoda gathers Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, and Jedi Masters #1-3 and directs them to split up into smaller teams. Shaak Ti takes Fizzle, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, and Bart Simpson over towards the Spirit of Detroit statue. Ki Adi Mundi gathers the Saved by the Bell kids, T-1000 and Sonny and makes their way over to Greektown. Jedi Masters #1-3 grab the Seinfeld Gang, the Griffin Family, Hound, Fidel Castro and Ben Linus as they all move towards Joe Louis Arena. The Right Wing’s flyers all take to the air, where they have a definite advantage. Storm using her mutant powers, conjures a powerful thunderstorm, which soaks the streets. “Ye dare challenge the God of Thunder with this mist?” bellows Thor as he flies into the sky. Thor raises Mjolnir and harnesses a bolt of lightning, sending it directly into Storm, frying her. Shaak Ti and her crew are confronted by Ulysses S. Grant and his squad of Gondor Soldiers, who have already positioned themselves around the statue. Grant sounds the attack and the Gondorians charge into battle. Bart Simpson and Crash Bandicoot are dispatched rather quickly. Shaak Ti kills Gondor Soldiers #7, 8, and 12 and orders Fizzle to transform. He crushes Gondor Soldier #9 and blasts Grant and Gondor Soldier #2. Corbin Dallas kills Gondor Soldier #1 as well. Shaak Ti pushes her team forward to finish the now leaderless Gondor Soldiers. Then a scarlet blur races by and kills Corbin Dallas. It then swarms all over Fizzle, who is trying to shoot at the blur, but it’s moving too fast. It completely dismantles the Autobot. Shaak Ti is able to Force push whatever it is that’s attacking them. It turns out to be the Flash, who was knocked into the Spirit of Detroit by Shaak Ti. This only slows Flash down for a fraction of a second. He races back to his feet and grabs two swords from fallen Gondor Soldiers, and in a blink of an eye, he decapitates Shaak Ti. The Wicked Witch of the West uses her evil magic to shoot Uncle Buck and turn Hillary Clinton into dust. A Bill Clinton chuckle to himself for a moment before him himself is vaporized. The Right Wing’s two Tyrannosaurs Rexes begin tearing up Woodward Ave, eating Andy Taylor, Barney Fife, Crimmell, Gargamel, and Azrael. Optimus Prime then rolls in and transforms, blasting himself into the air. (Cue “The Touch,” by Stan Bush) He flips over the dinosaurs shooting them with his laser rifle. He is then blasted into Fox Theatre by Silver Surfer. Arisia and Martian Manhunter aid the Autobot leader by blasting Silver Surfer from both sides. Thor then blindsides him with a powerful hit from his hammer. This allows Optimus Prime to get back on his feet so he can help others in need. J’onn J’onzz and Arisia are giving Silver Surfer all they have high above the city, but it’s not enough. The Surfer is fighting back. He knocks Manhunter away, sending him crashing into the Renaissance Building. He is about to kill Arisia, but John Stewart intervenes. Though she is on the opposing team, John Stewart has a sense of honor and duty to the fellow Green Lantern. What he does not count on is Blackfire, who uses this moment of compassion, to blast Arisia away. Thor attacks the shocked John Stewart and smashes him with Mjolnir, killing the Green Lantern. Down on the streets, The Right Wing’s Elite Clonetroopers have Jedi Masters #1-3 and their squad backed up on the steps of the Joe Louis Arena. They shoot down the Seinfeld Gang and most of the Griffin Family with little trouble. Jedi Masters #1 and 2 are able to slay Troopers #4-8. Hound transforms and uses his hologram to create an illusion of an army of Jedi, which come from behind the Elite Clonetroopers. This confuses and distracts them, which allows the Jedi, Hound, Fidel Castro, and Ben Linus to finish off the Troopers. During all of this commotion, Stewie vaporizes Lois Griffin, finally killing his mother. He scurries away to find safety. Goliath comes from behind the Arena and steps on Ben Linus and Fidel Castro. Hound then fires a missile at the giant, blowing a hole in its chest. Ki Adi Mundi and his forces are attacked by Gold Dragons #11 and 12, who are perched on top of Greektown Casino. They torch all of the Saved by the Bell kids. Gold Dragon #11 flies down to attack the rest, but due to its sheer size, is cramped in between the buildings. This enables Ki Adi Mundi to leap onto the dragon’s head, and plunges his lightsaber into its skull. T-1000 and Sonny manage to climb to the top of the Casino, and while the dragon is occupied by frying Sonny, T-1000 guts it with his arms that he had formed into long blades. Ryan Burke and Ron Jeremy have decided to flee the battle and instead duck into the Casino. Nick Houslander and Bear silently follow them. Bear jumps on to “the Hedgehog” and knocks him down. Nick then puts a couple 12 gauge slugs into Burke and Ron. Poseidon then causes a great earthquake that starts to crack the streets in half. He opens up Jefferson Ave. and Wild Man #1, Sonny Chiba and the Suk Doctors all fall in and perish. This earthquake does not destroy anymore of the city as Sauron enters the battle by bludgeoning the Greek God with his mace. He then goes on a tear throughout the city, killing the rest of the Gondor Soldiers and destroying the Wicked Witch of the West. Sauron then goes to strike the Incredible Hulk with his mace, but is hit with a massive uppercut from the green goliath. The Hulk stomps over to the Dark Lord of Mordor and picks him up by his throat and rips his arm off of his body, including the hand that wore the One Ring. Sauron’s body then swiftly disintegrates with explosive force. The Incredible Hulk then goes on a rampage of his own. He picks up Roller and throws it at George Washington’s Slaves, killing Duncan Idaho Ghola #7. He stomps on the three Jedi Masters, and picks up Jimmy Neutron by his huge head crushing it. He then rips the “Fist of Joe Louis” from its wires and hurls it at Colossus, “punching” him several blocks back. Colossus knows he is not strong enough to defeat the Hulk, but prepare to engage him again anyways. Yoda, however, has other plans for the Russian mutant. Thor hits the Hulk with a bolt of lightning to slow him down temporarily. Then Colossus picks Yoda up in his hand and fires the most amazing “Fastball Special” you would ever see. The Jedi Master flies through the air at an incredible speed with his lightsaber out and ready. Yoda plunges his lightsaber deep within the heart of the Incredible Hulk, ending his destruction. Martian Manhunter flies up and rips apart Droid Fighter Ship #1 and throws it at Green Goblin, killing him on impact. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 engages Ki Adi Mundi in battle. They both move and high speeds, but Duncan Idaho gains an upper hand and stabs the Jedi Master in the chest, killing him. Batwoman swings down and dropkicks Jason Bourne. He quickly sweeps her feet and puts and elbow in her throat. He then grabs a batarang out of her utility belt and cuts her throat. Slimer flies around throughout the city, but is vaporized by Martian Manhunter’s eye beams. Silver Surfer and Blackfire now join in a quick attack on their enemies. Blackfire puts a hole right through Hound and Silver Surfer destroys T-1000 with his cosmic powers. Blackfire flies towards Optimus Prime to destroy him as she did his fellow Autobot, but is pulled to the ground by her ankle by Colossus. He then quickly snaps her neck. Yoda then avenges his fellow Jedi Master by slaying Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 in a fury of lightsaber attacks. Nick and Bear walk out of the Casino only to be snagged by their teammate the Flash, he runs off and tells Silver Surfer that they need to retreat, they are outnumbered and outgunned. Silver Surfer does not want to flee, but agrees that if he falls, his fellow teammates would surely fall as well. Stewie Griffin scampers out from his hiding spot and scurries up Optimus Prime to his shoulder and exclaims, “Victory is mine!”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!

BREAKING NEWS:

Due to unforeseen complications with some of the John Charles Carter Telportation Bridges, several of the matches for this week may be as late as Wednesday night. Please bear with us as we try to remedy this problem.

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Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. The Outsiders

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are Austin & Tyrone (co-designated leaders), Darth Vader, Sith Lord #3, Boba Fett, The Arc Troopers, Carnage, Ash, Duncan Mcleod, Doomsday, Micheal Myers, Dracula, Nazgul #6 w/ Fell Beast, Wolverine, Gambit, Capt. Britain, Green Dragon #1 & 2, Black Dragon #1 & 2, Dark Side Marauder #1-6, Sentinal #30, & Warg #1-3.



The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Galactus & Nova, Ares: god of war, Apollo, Hercules, The Predicons, Sky Lynx, Brandon Inge, Lord Voldemort, Barbarossa, Ajax, Hrrm, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Gimli: son of Gloin, Fin Fang Foom, Nightsister Sith Witch #1-6, Dark Jedi #11 & 12, & Dark Jedi Master #31 & 32.



General Austin is leading the troops this week against the majority of The Outsiders but head coach Hanibal of Crete wanted a second Backyardigan there As well to be in command of the attack against Galactus. So Grand Moff Tyrone volunteered to lead the attack against the Devourer of Worlds. Boba Fett comes up next to Vader as they stand in the city streets awaiting the approach of The Outsiders and says "I don't know about this Vader, I hear they have a guy on their team who eats planets". Vader replies with "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force". Vader catches a quick laugh through his bionic ear from Arc Trooper #4. Vader then turns to his apprentice and says "Lord Yardigan, would you care to do the honors"? "As you wish master" Yardigan replies as he uses the force to choke the life out of Arc Trooper #4. Wolverine leans over to Gambit and says "I think they found his lack of faith disturbing, huh Bub"? Austin yells "release the wargs" so the Dark Side Marauders open up the cages and let the 3 Wargs run wild in the dark city searching for prey. They begin to run at the Sith Witches but it seems that they have a bodyguard. The normally savage Hrrm is being controlled by the Sith Witches empathetic powers so they send him out to defend them against the Wargs. Hrrm jumps into action and begins ripping into Warg #2, biting at his neck. Hrrm gets the best of the warg but he the gentically engineered killer is not strong enough to take all 3 of them and the other 2 wargs rip him apart. The 2 remaining wargs continue their run on the Sith Witches, moving at them at incredible speeds. The Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers to defend themselves but the Wargs jump into action landing on Sith Witch #4 & 5, biting into their skulls. The other Nightsisters are angered by the loss of their fellow force adept as they cut apart Warg #1 with their lightsabers and blast Warg #3 with Sith Lightning. Galactus pops up in the distance from behind one of the larger buildings. Tyrone has the Marauders bring over another cage. The cage is rather large and uses red crystal lightsaber technology among other fail-safes to keep containment possible. The Dark Side Marauders are already fairly far away from the cage when they remote open it. Opening up this massive containment unit reveals Doomsday, who automatically starts running toward the most powerful force on the battlefield, Galactus. Tyrone then gives the signal for Nazgul #6 to come flying around the side of the building at Galactus while he is being flanked by Sentinal #30. Tyrone thought that since the Sentinal was big and purple that it was perfect for his Galactus fighting squad but he soon found out he was wrong as Galactus uses energy from his hands to blast the sentinal out of the sky. Doomsday does not even seem to slow down when Nova makes the mistake of getting in his way. Doomsday crushes her cosmic power protected body with a simple clap of his hands. Austin then notices that the largest character in the match-up, that is in no way short on large characters is coming their way. Fin Fang Foom is coming up on the other side of them in an attempt to surround them (*because this match takes place on earth, Galactus is not nearly as large as he is while in space; so Fin Fang Foom is almost 5 times larger than Galactus). He takes a second to think about who he will send to face the huge 15 story tall ancient dragon but his 4 dragons are already flying over to combat the gigantic monster. The 2 Sith Lords and Boba Fett lead the 6 Marauders against the force users of The Outsiders, but not before Vader tells The Arc Troopers that it is their job to take out Sky Lynx, and "that it would be wise to not anger me again". Boba Fett lands in front of the 2 Dark Jedi and shoots them both in the head before they even have a chance to pull out their weapons, and Vader and Yardigan easily plow through the 2 Dark Jedi Masters. The Dark Side Marauders rush in towards the 4 Sith Witches who know that it would not be wise for them to try to fight off the Marauders with lightsabers so they begin shooting their Sith Lightning at them. The Sith lightning is fairly potent and it kills Marauder #1, 3, & 6 but the other 3 Marauders use their Sith Rage to run right through the attack and engage the Nightsisters in a melee battle. The Marauders are better with the lightsabers but the Sith Witches are not to bad either. When the battle is said and done only Marauder #2 is still standing (barely). Mace Windu comes running in next. It is not in his nature to come to the aid of Dark side force users, but he is after all trying to be a team player (oops I forgot, Jedi don't try they do or do not there is no try). Boba Fett lands about 20 yards in front of Mace and begins shooting, but Master Windu manages to block all of the shots without even breaking stride. Boba Fett all of the sudden gets a flash back from his youth as he realizes what is about to happen to him. He tries to use his jet pack to get away but Mace does a spin move and chops off Boba's head to end round 2 of the Windu/Fett rivalry. Lord Vader makes no attempt to stop Dark Side Maruader #2 from foolishly attacking the Jedi Master. Mace makes very short work of the exhausted Marauder by finishing him with a lightsaber to the gut. Yardigan initially started to move toward Mace to help the Marauder but Vader held him back and said "They are merely tools to aid are victory, let him do his job; I have learned that it is better if we face the worthy opponent togeather". Vader moves against Windu with Yardigan backing him up. Vader and Windu are very evenly matched and put on a great show of clashing red and purple. Darth Yardigan attempts to aid his master with a swing of his lightsaber but Mace Windu is to fast for the young Sith Lord. Mace moves to the side to dodge the hit and then removes Lord Yardigan's head with a quick swing of his saber. This excellent move turns out to not work in Windu's favor though as it serves to enrage Lord Vader. The Dark Lord of the Sith shows Master Windu the meaning of a true Sith Rage as he barrels through his defenses and cuts the Jedi master in half at the torso. Ares leads Hercules and Apollo into battle. Ares begins to clash with Duncan Mcleod. Mcleod's Katana is easily batted around by the large axe of the god of war which puts the Highlander on the defensive. Apollo starts shooting arrow after arrow at Micheal Myers but the mad man continues to come at him. Myers finally falls to the ground and Apollo walks over to the defeated Myers to analyze what form of being could withstand so many projectiles, but Myers pops back up and grabs Apollo by the neck, lifting him off of the ground. He then does what could only be done by a person truly possessed by the powers of evil as he twists off the head of the son of Zues. Ares puts an axe into the chest of Mcleod but does not pull it out right away. The always arrogant Ares (say that 5 times fast) does not realize that he must remove the head of the immortal in order to kill him. Duncan Mcleod on the other hand knows all about killing immortals which is exactly what he does as he picks up his katana and finishes off Ares by cutting off his head. Carnage and Ash double team Hercules. They back the son of a god into a corner and Ash rushes at him with his chainsaw hand while Carnage leaps above Hercules' head. Hercules knocks aside the chainsaw with his bear hands and then breaks Ash's neck with one hard punch, he does not wish to be to careful though, so he then jumps into the air with a mighty leap in order to land on top of Ash and crush him. But Carnage raps his alien symbiote extension around Hercules neck and head as if it were a noose and catches Hercules on the way down causing a second broken neck in the matter of seconds. Doomsday and Galactus are hitting each other with an amazing amount of power and laying waste to the entire city, while The Nazgul flies around in an attempt to aid Doomsday from the air. A flying brick from the fight hits Tyrone in the head and not only breaks his antlers, but kills him as well. Lord Voldemort senses an evil approaching him that rivals even his own. He knows that even though he appreciates the potencey of this evil it must be destroyed for he is the true Dark Lord. He sees Micheal Myers in the distance and is impressed that this person who appears to be a muggle has dispatched a Greek god. Lord Voldemort waives his wand creating a fire storm of energy which he directs at Micheal Myers and destroys him. Voldemort begins laughing maniacley until he realizes that the force he was feeling was still present just then Dracula comes jumping out of the shadows from the dark alley behind him. Dracula bites the neck of Voldemort and feasts on the blood of his very powerful opponent, reveling in his own abilities of stealth and deception. Capt. Britain grabs Wolverine and Gambit and starts flying towards the Cymeks. Wolverine says "These guys can't be any tougher than Sentinals, just get me on top of them". Capt. Britain throws Wolverine on top of Ajax and then throws Gambit on top of Barbarossa just before the 2 Titans simultaneousely blow him to pieces with numerous forms of artillery. Fin Fang Foom is much stronger than the 4 dragons he is fighting but he is having some trouble catching them because they are much faster than he is. The Green Dragons have hit him with quite a bit of poison and the Black Dragons have hit him with even more acid. These attacks have hurt the 150' tall dragon but not enough to bring him down. Foom then uses his huge hand to swat Green Dragon #2 out of the air and then step on him. The 2 Black Dragons fly straight in toward Foom's head in an attempt to hit him in the face with acid but Fin Fang Foom shoots his own form of concentrated acid at the 2 Black Dragons which proves to be much more powerful then their's as it kills them both. Green Dragon #1 bites Foom in the leg which sends both poison and pain raging up through the Ancient Chinese monster but the mighty Fin Fang Foom returns the favor as he grabs the last remaining dragon and rips him in half with his powerful teeth and jaw. Darth Vader, still in a heated rage after the death of his apprentice and friend Darth Yardigan manipulates his record number of midi-chlorians to cause the two huge skyscrapers that Fin Fang Foom is limping between to come crashing into the huge dragon. Fin Fang Foom is then crushed in between the massive amount of cement and brick from the wreckage, much like his burial home underneath the Great Wall of China. Wolverine uses his adamantium claws to rip open the outer protective casing around Ajax's human brain and then sticks his claws into it killing the huge Titan. He then jumps off of Ajax and lands on Barbarossa to help Gambit who is not having such an easy time breaking through the thick steel protecting the only human part left on the Cymek. Wolverine thinks he has the fool proof way to kill Cymeks but Barbrossa saw what Wolverine did to Ajax and is not going to make the same mistakes. Barbarossa starts flying faster to try to throw the 2 X-Men off but they manage to hang on. Then the Titan begins using his giant metal arm attachments to attack them. Wolverine destroys the arm that was attacking him but Gambit was not quite fast enough. Barbarossa grabbed a hold of Gambit with his extending arm and then in the blink of an eye squeezed Gambit to death. Barbarossa is still having trouble losing Wolverine but Sky Linx comes flying up to help. Brandon Inge, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Gimli, and The Predicons are all inside. Sky Linx has been trying to get The Predicons to the desired location so they could form Prediking to help out Galactus, but Galactus, Doomsday, and The Nazgul are causing such havok that they have been unable to find the perfect time. As Sky Lynx and Barbarossa fly in between the buildings Sky Linx is hit by a magnetic grappling hook from on top of one of the taller buildings. It was shot by Arc Trooper Lt. #1 and it is pulling him along with all of the other Troopers on top of Sky Lynx. Once on top The Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert blasts a hole in the top of the Dino Bird and they jump in. They are instantly fired on as Curtis takes out Arc #1 and Jack kills Arc #3 and Lt. #1. The Arc Troopers had a plan though that was fairly simple. They set explosives as soon as they got inside the Autobot and The Arc Trooper Captain instantly used his 2 high powered lazer pistols to take out the Predicon leader, so they would be unable to form Prediking no matter what. The Arc Troopers have every intention of making this a suicide mission so they focus their fire power on the Predicons but only get one more. Before Sky Lynx blows up from the inside The other 3 Predicons fly out of him and Jack Baur and Gimli both jump out, but only Baur had a parachute. Nazgul #6 gets a few hits in with his Morgul blade which have a painful effect on Galactus, who is getting very fatigued by the Attacks of Doomsday. Doomsday on the other hand is hurting but seems to be energized by the pain that has been inflicted on him by the cosmic being. Vader, Carnage, Duncan Mcleod, and Dracula rush up toward Galactus to try to help their teammates. Galcatus swipes at the Nazgul but only kills the Fell Beast he was riding on as the Nazgul himself landed on a roof top only a few feet below him. When Gimli jumped out of the dying Sky Lynx he made an incredible leap (especially for a dwarf) and landed on top of Barbarossa right next to Wolverine. Gimli says "aye all they needed was a dwarf to get you off of this metal dragon". The 2 of them start to fight fiercely on top of the cymek. Gimli gets in a great axe chop to Wolverine's left leg and the 2 of them start to have quite a respect for the other one as Wolverine puts 3 long, bloody scratch marks down the back of Gimli, but it is Wolverine's healing factor that ends up deciding the fight as Gimli's tremendous blood loss slows him down enough to allow Wolverine to stick his claws down into the top of the dwarf's head. Wolverine then jumps off the side of Barbarossa because the 3 Predicons start shooting at him from the air, one of which is holding Jack Baur. As Wolverine jumps on to the building below he does not even realize that the reason they are all flying side by side is because they are following Galactus away from the battle to retreat. Galactus' main weakness is his lack of stamina and in his near omnipotence realized the threat that this team posed which is why he retreated. Outsiders head coach Bill Walsh had instructed the team before that if Galactus were to retreat they should follow, which is why the others followed closely behind Galactus in hopes to fight another day.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!

Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon's Brigade

Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos is Spider Man, Qui Gon Jinn, The Colonial Marines: Gunnery Sgt. Apone, Lt. Gorman, Bishop 341-B, Corp. Hicks, PFC Hudson, Corp. Ferro, Corp. Dietrich, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Pvt. Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, & Pvt. Wierzbowski, Ellen Ripley, Leon, Albus Dumbledore, Dr. Grant, Rick Deckard, Bryan Beckerman, Bizarro, The Cloverfield Monster, Gen. Grevious, Angel, Black Dragon #15, David Beckham, Cole Sear, Short Round, Ms. Marvel, Maxima, Huma Dragonbane w/ his Red Dragon, Blue Beetle, Steel, Balrog #1 & 2, Agamemnon & Juno, Red Dragon #1-3, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, & Sir Winston Churchill.

Le' Napoleon's Brigade is Gandalf w/ Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Emperor Palpatine, Storm Trooper #51-80, Skyfire, Poison Ivy, Alan Scott, Jules Winfield & Vincent Vega, John Mclaine, Marcellus Wallace, Detectives Mike Lowry & Marcus Burnett, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, Horse #26-37, Silver Dragon #1-6, Morpheus, Hecate, Army Soldier #101-106, Posh Spice, Desmond Hume, & Bo Schembechler.

As soon as Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos is teleported to the city for battle, the usually reserved Albus Dumbledore takes point out in front of his team. He knows that Le Napoleon’s Brigade have a powerful wizard of their own in Gandalf. Riding out upon Shadowfax, Gandalf realizes this as well. In a move of honor, Gandalf chooses never to unsheathe Glamdring, instead only using his staff. They both use various forms of wizardry on each other. Neither doing much damage to the other. There are massive bolts of magic being fired out of both staff and wand. As ordered by both, their respective teams wait patently for the outcome of this epic battle between two powerful wizards. Bo Schembechler is currently drawing up several different “plays” for his team to run for a victory. It isn’t until Emperor Palpatine makes his presence known, that this duel is decided. Against Gandalf’s orders, Palpatine blindsides Dumbledore with an excruciating blast of Force Lightning. He even blasts Gandalf when he tries to stop his evil teammate’s attack. Dumbledore is killed by the Emperor after he is fried by Force Lightning. The Corleone Family within Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade has accepted two new members, Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega. The Godfather immediately puts them both to work. He puts a hit out on Hannah Montana and her consigliere, Bryan Beckerman. Jules and Vincent climb into a nearby car and take off. The Riddler is then pulled into the shadows of an alley and is tossed back out with his throat sliced. Shots are fired from within the dark alley and kill Vito Corleone and Army Soldier #103. The other five Soldiers begin blanketing the alley with bullets. But they hit nothing. Sonny, now in a blood rage over the death of his father, charges out into the battle and grabs the first enemy he sees, Angel. He starts beating the holy hell out of him. He throws Angel up against a dumpster and starts slamming him into it. He kicks Angel in the stomach a few times before being knocked back by Angel. The vampire finally stands up and changes into Angelus. He leaps at Sonny and bites him on the neck. He doesn’t bother turning the Corleone hot-head, but rather just snaps his neck. Hannah Montana now sounds the full assault on Le Napoleon’s Brigade. She unleashes the Cloverfield Monster, Balrog #1 and #2, and Red Dragons #1-3 on the Brigade. Cloverfield crushes the Penguin under one of his mighty claws and starts shooting out several smaller monsters to attack. They consume Storm Troopers #57, 64, 71 and 77. The Balrogs use their fire whips to kill Poison Ivy and Marcellus Wallace. The three Red Dragons are swarmed by six Silver Dragons, but are aided by Huma Dragonbane, who is flying in on his own Red Dragon. Huma and The Red Dragons are able to slay Silver Dragons #1, 4, and 6, but lose Red Dragons #2 and 3. Coach Bo orders his team to form a strong line of defense and hold off this wave of attacks. The Storm Troopers get in front, along with Alan Scott, who creates a large green wall of energy to block the oncoming attack. Bo Schembechler calls the rest of his teammates over into a huddle. He has come up with a plan to defeat these creatures. The Cloverfield Monster, it’s “babies”, and the Balrogs are smashing on the green wall, which is beginning to crack. He pulls out his clipboard and shows them the plan. Palpatine is too arrogant to normally take orders, but respects Bo’s remorseless and punishing brand of coaching. “All right, listen up. Those things are more dangerous than Woody Hayes with a first yard marker in his hand,” growls Bo. “You Army Soldiers get to the top of that building over there and lay down some cover fire. Arwen, take Detectives Burnett and Lowry, Desmond Hume, Posh Spice and Morpheus get on those horses over there and take out those weird little spider monsters. Palpatine uses all your power and take down Cloverfield. Alan Scott will help you.” “I need no help,” Palpatine snaps back. “This isn’t up for discussion!” shouts Schembechler. “Skyfire, take Detective John McClane and fly over to take out those Cymeks. You Storm Troopers keep firing on those Balrogs. We’ll deal with them in a second. All right, let’s go. Alan let up the wall!” The Brigade all have their orders and scatter to accomplish their individual missions. The Army Soldiers race over to the building that’s across the street. Alan Scott removes the green wall and takes flight, blasting the Cloverfield Monster with green fire. Arwen and her squad take off on their horses, shooting at the smaller monsters with gunfire and arrows. The smaller monsters all die, but manage to take out all of their horses, but luckily there were backup horses stationed behind the nearby Starbucks. Emperor Palpatine unleashes a storm of Force Lightning at the Cloverfield Monster and starts frying it alive. It’s flaying its long legs about, crashing into the surrounding buildings. Debris is falling everywhere. Alan Scott lends his additional help and together they destroy the might monster. Skyfire swoops in from the night sky and opens his bay doors allowing John McClane to leap out on to Agamemnon. He starts unloading his gun into Agamemnon’s human brain. Skyfire transformers and lands on Juno, and blows a hole right through the Cymeks body. He then rips the human brain from his protective shell. Bo then radios for Gandalf to aid the Storm Troopers who are falling fast to the Balrogs. Already, Storm Troopers #62, 63, 70, and 78-80 have been killed. Gandalf rides in with the top of his staff shining bright at the Balrogs. He draws Glamdring from its sheath and points it to the sky. It’s hit by a bolt of lightning. That bolt, is a signal for Hecate, to fire his powerful missiles at the Balrogs, and thus blowing them away. The Colonial Marines now jump into action. PFC Vasquez and Pvt. Drake start mowing down Storm Troopers with their M56 Smart Guns, killing Storm Troopers #51-56, and 58-61. Corp. Ferro, Pvt. Crowe, Pvt. Wierzbowski, and Corp. Dietrich are all killed by the Troopers. Jules and Vincent swing by and grab Lt. Gorman, pulling him into their car. “Okay, where are Hannah and Beckerman?” Vincent shouts at Gorman as he’s pointing a gun in the Lieutenant’s face. “I… I… I… don’t know,” a shaken Gorman replies. “Well… What DO you know, Lt. Gorman, is it?” asks Jules. “Ummm… Uhhhh..” stutters Gorman. “Well answer the man,” says Vincent. “I mean you must know something, right? You can’t just be thrown into this battle without knowing where your leader is.” Just then a piece of building crashes down right on to the front of their car. “Aww shit, I just shot Gorman in the face,” sighs Vincent. But, before Jules has an opportunity to reply, Bizarro Superman slams down on the roof of the car, crushing the two hit men inside. The Silver Dragons continue to battle Red Dragon #1 along with Huma Dragonbane and his Red Dragon. Black Dragon #15 flies down from its perch high above the city and tips the scales in its team’s favor. It spews acid at Silver Dragon #2 and 3, and the two Red Dragons, using their fire breath, kill Silver Dragon #5. The Dragons then fly down low to the road and attack the horse riders. The Black Dragon covers the “Bad Boys” with acid, killing both them and their horses. Desmond’s horse is picked up by Red Dragon #1 and he himself is killed by Huma Dragonbane. Arwen, Morpheus and Posh Spice are able to escape the dragon attack. Their horses, however, are hit by sniper shot courtesy of Leon, who has come out from the shadows of the alley. They are then surrounded by Blue Beetle, Ellen Ripley, and David Beckham. David Beckham doesn’t hesitate at all and kicks his wife right in her chest, killing her. (I guess he didn’t know that he had a divorce lawyer on his team.) Arwen, using her elf speed and agility makes short work of Ripley, running her through with Hadhafang. Morpheus is surprised by Blue Beetle’s impressive hand-to-hand combat, which is even fast enough to disarm him. What impressed him even more, is Beetle’s amazing intellect. Beetle was able to deduce what not only Morpheus was going to do next, but also his teammate Arwen. He back flips just in time, as Arwen thrusts her sword at him, but instead kills her own teammate Morpheus. Beckham and Beetle the double team Arwen. Beckham sweep kicks her legs out from underneath her, and Blue Beetle shoots her with one of his guns that he created. Spider-Man swings down from the skyline and snares Catwoman with his webs. “Hey wait a second, don’t I know you?” asks a confused Spider-Man. “I doubt that,” replies Catwoman. “Yeah, you’re probably right. The cat I know is hotter and not dead,” quips Spidey as he whips Catwoman into a brick wall, shattering her skull. Wonder Woman, who is in complete ceremonial armor, and Wonder Girl take flight and attack Ms. Marvel. Wonder Woman tells her sidekick to find Hannah Montana and take her out. Ms. Marvel fires a powerful energy blast at Wonder Woman, but she is able to block it with her golden bracelets. Angry and vengeful of the beating her team has received last week, she lassos Ms. Marvel around her neck and swings her around, sending her crashing into the side of a building, killing her. Wonder Woman the lands in the middle of the remaining Colonial Marines and slaughters them all with her magically forged sword. She moves so fast against them, Hudson doesn’t even have time to make a smart-ass remark. Bizarro Superman then flies into Wonder Woman sending her crashing through a nearby McDonald’s. The enraged Amazon Warrior wastes little time in getting back up. She flies as hard as she can, driving her sword right into the backwards “S” on Bizarro’s chest. “Me am alive?” asks Bizarro as he falls before Diana’s feet. “Hmmm such anger, such rage. I must keep a close eye on her,” Emperor Palpatine says quietly to himself as he watches Wonder Woman’s attack. The Army Soldiers have been firing from a rooftop close by, where they’ve manage to kill Sir Winston Churchill, Cole Sear, Dr. Grant, and Rick Deckard. Steel slams down on top of the roof where the Army Soldiers are positioned and destroys them all with his massive hammer. They try to fight back, but the bullets just ricochet off of his steel armor. Qui Gon Jin is attack by Aragorn, who is wielding Andúril. Qui Gon quickly ignites his lightsaber and the two powerful blades clash. The Jedi is very surprised to see that Aragorn’s sword can withstand a strike from a lightsaber. An impressive and awe-inspiring duel takes place in the middle of the street. (This is really one for the ages, I wish I had a camera.) Aragorn’s sword sparks as it clashes with the Jedi Master’s lightsaber. Palpatine moves to destroy Qui Gon with Force Lightning, much like he did with a distracted Dumbledore. But Gandalf uses his staff to block the lightning, allowing Aragorn to continue his battle. Aragorn moves in between several abandoned cars over in a back alley, as Qui Gon now moves on the offensive. This unfortunately, is a detriment to Qui Gon’s attack. By drawing him in to closer quarters, Aragorn is able to gain the upper hand. The Jedi Master manages to knock Andúril out of Aragorn’s hand, but is stabbed up underneath his rib cage with Aragorn’s Elven knife. Aragorn kneels down beside his foe and whispers a small prayer before leaving to join the ensuing battle. Gen. Grievous has been slaughtering Storm Troopers left and right with his newly repaired arms. He kills the remaining Storm Troopers with efficient ease. Skyfire flies in a high speeds blasting Huma Dragonbane and the other dragons out of the moonlit sky. Gen. Grievous, after enjoying his annihilation of the Storm Troopers turn to stalk Bo Schembechler, who is now accompanied by Gandalf with Shadowfax. John McClane sees the cyborg moving for the kill. McClane jumps into a cab parked nearby and takes off after him. “Christ John, how do you always get yourself into this mess? This is such a great idea, chasing after a cyborg alien in a cab. Smart, John. Real smart,” John mumbles to himself. He runs Grievous over with the cab and pins him to the street. McClane gets out of the cab and stands over the General. “Do you think *cough, cough* this can stop me, you insignificant human?” ask Grievous. “No, but this might,” replies John as he fires several bullets into the exposed eyes of Gen. Grievous. McClane looks down and picks up one of Grievous’s lightsabers and runs back into the fray. Wonder Girl manages to track down Hannah Montana and Bryan Beckerman, who are being guarded now by Steel and Spider-Man. Wonder Girl radios back to Coach Bo and informs him of her position. Bo tells her to wait until the rest of her team arrives before she strikes. And just like what all teenage kids do, she completely ignores him. She flies in and is met with Steel’s giant hammer right to the face, caving it in. Alan Scott, Emperor Palpatine, Aragorn, Wonder Woman, Skyfire, Gandalf (on Shadowfax), and Hecate all arrive at the location Wonder Girl had radioed back. Hannah has gathered her troops together as well, for this final stand. John McClane sneaks around and with using the lightsaber he took from the fallen Gen. Grievous, cuts David Beckham’s legs off. “Soccer’s for pansies,” quips McClane. Emperor Palpatine using his amazing lightsaber skills leaps into the middle of Bryan Beckerman and Blue Beetle, eviscerating them. Hecate fires a few missiles, burying Jar Jar Binks and Short Round under the rubble. Knowing that this is a battle they can no longer win, Hannah orders her team to retreat. After their victory, Gandalf and Emperor Palpatine share some choice words with each other over Palpatine’s actions at the beginning of the battle.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!