Team Fred Vs. The Untouchables

Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, & Beast, Travis Bickle, Vampirella, Rorschach, Snake Plisken, Dirty Harry, Vision, Bullseye, Super Skrull, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Mimic, Master Mold, Phoenix, Ultron, Kilowag, Brainiac, & Compsognathous #27-100.



The Untouchables are Horatio Caine (designated leader), Punisher, Deadpool, Megatron, The Constructicons, The Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnell, & Kickback, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, & Human Torch, Pyro, Mystique, White Queen, Ant-Man, The Atom, Green Arrow & Black Canary, Ras Al Ghul, Dr. Polaris, The WildCATS: Spartan, Grifter, Voodoo, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, & Lord Emp, Malificent, Merlin, Aphrodite, Legolas, & horse #1-6.



From behind the front lines of the battle Aphrodite is attempting to win over the hearts of the men on Team Fred but she is unable to figure out why it is not working. Enchantress is also attempting to do the same thing while hiding behind some of her own teammates but since both of these truly beautiful figures already have their entire teams under their spells neither of them are able to do much to win over the hearts of the normally weak male species, rendering both of them somewhat useless. Dr. Polaris uses his powers of magnetism to pick up Ultron and use him as a missle into the head of Master Mold and kills them both. Bullseye runs at Dr. Polaris throwing knives at him but Dr. Polaris easily deflects the metal objects before they can hit him. Bullseye has to tumble out of the way of his own weapons as Dr. Polaris throws them back at him, but Bullseye runs by one of those cheesey little trees that they have growing in the city and breaks a branch off of it. He then throws the once harmless branch at Dr. Polaris and turns it into a truly deadly weapon as it goes right into the eye of his opponent and kills him. Super Skrull flies in to fight with the only 4 people that he hates just as much as the Kree, The Fantastic Four. Super Skrull uses all 4 of their powers against them, but they work as unit and are better with their own powers than he is. Super Skrull tries to bring down his orange rock hand onto Mr. Fantastic but his wife protects him with her Invisible shield. She then lets the shield down for a second so Mr. Fantastic can return the attack but Super Skrull uses this oppurtunity to blast Invisible Woman with a massive flame which burns her alive. The Enraged Mr. Fantastic then wraps his stretchy arms around the master war skrull and Human Torch flies up to absorb any of the heat that Super Skrull tries to direct toward his teammates. The Thing then puts an orange rock fist right through the head of Super Skrull and puts him out of commission. Horatio Caine tells Megatron to have the Constructicons merge to form Devastator, but when they try to do it they are unable to move. Mimic, using Voodoo's magnetic powers freezes the Constructicons in place and then slowly pulls them apart by focusing on the bolts and unloosening them. Mimic then pulls Shrapnell out of the sky and into the head of Megatron, crushing them both. The X-Men attack The WildCATS and despite the fact that they are outnumbered The WildCATS seem unable to keep up with the X-Men. Spartan yells "It's like they know what we are going to do before we do it". Lord Emp then adds "You're right, Everything we do is completely predictable to them". Ice Man replies with "That's because everything you do we have already done a dozen times" as he freezes Grifter, Voodoo, and Void so Beast can come through and knock off their frozen heads. Cyclops then uses his optic blasts to blow apart Spartan, Zealot, and Maul while Jean Grey uses her telekinetic powers to pick up Warblade and crush his organic steel body into the normally durable body of Lord Emp. Angel flew above them gracefully looking pretty as usual. Legolas, his homeboy Green Arrow, Black Canary, Merlin, and Ras Al Ghul ride up on Horse #2-6 to attack. They are riding quickly when all of the sudden they are thrown from their horses, as the horse are being attacked by the starving herd of Compys. The Compy's begin tearing at the flesh of the horses and completely surround the riders. Legolas and Green Arrow start taking them out with arrows and the others use their respective attacks to fend them off but they just keep coming. The 5 of them do well against the little dinosaurs but it definitely ties them up for quite a while. Malificent flies in in the form of a giant dragon and devours Enchantress. Absorbing Man takes on the density of the concrete beneath his feet and rushes Maleficent but she simply waves her hand at him. When he goes to punch her it is as if his powers are completely reversed. The lower half of his body begins to melt as if the concrete he absorbed was not yet cured and the top of his body rips like paper as Maleficent puts her shaky little hand right through him. Snake Plisken yells "Hey Lady, Put a spell on these"! as Snake, along with Rorschach and Travis Bickle unload about a dozen bullets into her body and kill her. White Queen tries to use her mind powers on Dirty Harry to get him to turn on his other gun wielding teammates but when it comes to mind powers she is a little bit outgunned against Team Fred. Phoenix flies in to meet her and instantly breaks the control that she has over Harry Callahan's mind. She then overwhelms White Queen as she unleashes the power of the phoenix on her. Phoenix then teams up with Mimic who has taken on the powers of not just Voodoo but also Phoenix, Pyro, Deadpool, & Ice Man. Mystique has made herself look like Merlin to initially try to throw them off but it doesn't work as Phoenix puts the thought into the heads of the Fantastic Four that Mystique is really Mimic which causes the Fantastic Four to unexpectadly turn on their own teammate and kill her. Mimic uses Pyro's powers to take control of Human Torch's flames to really heat things up for the The new Fantastic Four (I am including Pyro). Mr. Fantastic and Thing try to avoid the flames but Mimic and Rachel Summers use the flames as cover as Rachel unleashes the phoenix through the flames destroying the 2 of them while Mimic reverses the flames power and then coats both Pyro and Human Torch with frost and ice courtesy of Ice Man. Horatio Caine and The Punisher attack Team Fred's gunslingers. Horatio Caine knocks Travis Bickle to the ground and they both lose their weapons as they begin beating the crap out of each other while Punisher blasts Snake Plisken in the head with his Colt .45. Horatio Caine gets Travis Bickle in a head lock and then Punisher throws him a knife which he uses to stab the Taxi Driver in the throat. Dirty Harry says "nice catch" as he plants a .44 magnum into Caine's head. Rorscach and Punisher square off in what would be best described as a "Fanboy's dream come true". They both dive into an alley shooting at each other like crazy, when Rorscach jumps over a dumpster and onto Punisher. Punisher rolls on top of him and pulls a knife but Rorscach knocks it out of his hands and kicks him off. He then tackles Punisher back onto the ground and wrestles a gun into the neck of Punisher. He is about to pull the trigger when he looks down and realizes that Punisher, although pinned underneath him has just popped a grenade. Rorscach looks Punisher in the eyes and smiles as he says "Good, a perfect ending" right before they both blow up. Deadpool is running toward Mimic when he barely even stops along the way to kill Vampirella by chopping off her head with his ninja sword. Mimic is about to once again unleash some stolen power toward the Insecticons when Deadpool runs up the stairs of the building that Mimic is flying next to and crashes out the window of the 4th floor. While in mid-air he pumps Mimic full of bullets and then slices Mimic in half, right down the middle as he screams with a tear in his eye "This is for Megatron". Deadpool then falls 40 feet down to the cement and is forced to lay on the ground for quite some time while his healing factor fixes him up. Black Canary's defensive posture is broken as she gets bitten by 5 Compy's at once but she fights hard even as the poison sinks into her bloodstream. She does not fall from her injuries until she has helped her teammates kill every last Compy. Deadpool is about to get up when Vision flies up to him. Deadpool says "Hey my robot boyfriend just died are you single"? Vision then makes his hands intangible as he sticks them into Deadpool's head and then pulls out his brain. Vision says "Can I borrow this, you obviousely aren't using it" (which is a pretty funny one-liner for an android). Vision then takes flight in his intangible form and heads towards the 2 remaining Insecticons. He flies into the middle of Kickback and then hardens just his hand as it is in the spark of the Decepticon to disrupt the signal and destroy him. The X-Men run over to the park area that is littered in dead Compy's to fight Legolas, Merlin, Ras Al Ghul, and the heart-broken Green Arrow. Angel takes off but he is instantly filled with arrows by both Green Arrow and Legolas. Merlin blasts Ice Man's ice slide out from under him right after he cast a sleeping spell on the mutant so he could do nothing to save himself from going head first into the pavement from about 20 feet up. Beast avenges him by stealthly jumping onto the back of the wizard and then snapping his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas, or as I like to call them "brothers from different specied mothers" are fighting valiantly back to back until Jean Grey uses her powers to freeze all of their arrows in mid-air. Legolas goes to pull out his Elven knives but it is to late as Cyclops and their newly arrived daughter Phoenix blast the 2 green-garbed archers with some mad mutant powers. Ras Al Ghul, Aphrodite, and Bombshell regroup with The Atom and Ant Man in hopes to turn the tide but when Kilowag flies up holding Brainiac their confidence begins to shake. The powerful Kilowag creates a giant fly swatter of pure green energy and brings it down on top of both The Atom and Ant Man. Aphrodite begins to ride away on horse #1 but the horse is shot out from under her by one of Legolas' used arrows that was thrown by Bullseye. Ras Al Ghul is not normally known for his compassion but luckily for the god of love he is of course completely in love with her which is why, as default leader he orders Bombshell to pick her up first as the 3 of them retreat.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!