The Right Wing Vs. The Legion of Doom

The Right Wing is The Incredible Hulk, Sandstorm, John Stewart, Storm, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Nick Houslander & Bear, Army Soldier #131-142, Gold Dragon #11 & 12, Donkey Kong Jr., T-Rex #16-18, Jedi Knight #16 & 17, & Ulysses S. Grant.





The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Weapon Omega, Wookie Soldier #1-30, Sandman, Atreides Soldier #11, & Treasure Troll #5.





Sandstorm transforms into his dune buggy form and just like last time Ulysses S. Grant along with Nick Houslander, Duncan Idaho, and his special dessert advisor Bear jump in. This time Army Soldier #135 takes Capt. Panaka's spot in the back. They take off toward the army of Wookie Soldiers as fast as the Autobot can carry them as Bear tells them exactly how to navigate the dunes from his extensive knowledge of sandy landscapes from growing up in the dessert-like Bear Land. Sandman begins growing in size and preparing for attack in what is his perfect setting but The Hulk jumps at him ready for battle. The 2 powerhouses trade huge blows with each other but Sandman is able to roll with Hulk's punches by changing his body's density and Hulk is relying on both his tough skin and demeanor to fight through Sandman's attacks. Sandman makes his arm as hard as concrete to bust Hulk in the head which knocks him down but as Sandman makes his whole body solid to finish off the Green Goliath, Hulk grabs a hold of him and throws him at Paul Atreides. As Sandman is in mid-air, him and his teammate Paul both see this coming and take action. Sandman turns back into a finely granualated sand mix which would have saved them both but Paul in an attempt to defend himself turns on his personal Holtzman Shield. When the fast moving sand particles hit the shield they disintegrate on impact without doing any harm to Paul but it does kill the Sandman. Darth Bain moves against the 2 jedi knights with the utmost confidence despite being outnumbered 2 to 1 but John Stewart flies in to lend a hand to his 2 jedi allies. John Stewart sends a couple blasts toward Lord Bain to try and slow him down for the jedi but Bain still manages to defeat them both by stabbing one in the chest and decapitating the other one. John Stewart flies low and with the aid of a battering ram of pure green energy plows through the force push that Darth Bain attempts to use on him. While flying by the ground Stewart picks up the lightsabers of the two dead jedis and coats them with green energy for added impact. He then blasts the hand of Bain with a shot from his ring to disarm the Sith Lord and then finishes him off with the lightsabers as he flies by him at an amazing rate of speed. The Army soldiers release the 2 T-Rexes toward the freshly transformed Metroplex and begin their attack while the 2 Gold Dragon's fly in from the other side to aid them. Metroplex walks up to T-Rex #16 and grabs it by the neck. The huge transformer uses his superior size to throw the dinosaur down on the ground and continues to choke it. It chokes the life out of T-Rex #16 but when Metroplex moves against the other T-Rexes he is slowed down by a barrage of rifle fire from the Army soldiers below him. The .223 caliber shells do not affect him much more than pebbles thrown against a human would but they do act to slow him down slightly and distract the mammoth robot. Metroplex retaliates against the soldiers by stomping on them one at a time until they are destroyed but while he is doing this the 2 Gold Dragons swoop in and hit him with a massive firestorm. In the hot sun of the dry dessert, the fire rages all over the Autobot which makes his metal a little bit more maleable and easier to destroy as the 2 remaining T-Rexes knock down Metroplex with their huge tails. Luckily for The Right Wing the dinosaurs are not intelligent enough to stop biting at the heated up metal as Metroplex pulls them down onto the dessert floor for a wrestling match that ends with no living participants. Sandstorm goes ripping through the sands toward the army of Wookies and takes them by suprise. They drive right into the mix of them running over 6 wookies in the process while Ulysses S. Grant succeeds in not once missing with his 1861 model revolver's 6 shots to take out 5 wookies as well as Atreides Soldier #11. Duncan Idaho manages to get 3 with his maula pistol but does most of his damage with his sword and knife combo that he uses on the wookies passing by as Sandstorm rides up right next to them. Using this method Duncan kills 7 more. Bear grabs an apple out of Nicks camera bag and throws it at Treasure Troll #5's head to kill him but Nick then elbows Bear in the Bircle saying "Nice job Cake, now what am going to eat today"! Bear addresses his distress of this action with a mix of MMMMM's & FFFFFFF's as well as a "Rear Rear" to let Nick know that he is in fact "Sadding" but Nick fixes it all when he lets Bear know that he was after all "Ba Kidding". The real damage to the Wookies is done when Sandstorm spins around and starts driving away which gives Nick and Army Soldier #135 the oppurtunity to shoot out the back of the dune buggy. With Nick using both his 12 & 20 gauge shot guns he takes out 5 (2 with the 12, 1 with the 20, & then 2 more with the 12 that Bear reloaded for him), and Army Soldier #135 uses his M-16 to take out the remaining 4. Weapon Omega starts fighting the Hulk in hopes that he is worn out from his battle with Sandman and actually puts up a decent fight as he evades the punches thrown at him by the Hulk, but it takes more than Sandman and Weapon Omega to wear out the Incredible Hulk and once Hulk does land one of those punches to Weapon Omega's head, that is all it takes to finish him off. Paul Atreides, who despite being born on the watery paradise of Caladan knows the ways of the Fremen as if he was born to them; which is how he fights through the duststorm created by Storm and pops out of the sand next to her. Storm takes to the air in an attempt to get away from the one the Fremen call Usul but as soon as she does Paul throws his crysknife at her and hits her directly underneath the chin (an old habit so she will lose as little amount of blood as possible so her water can be taken by his Fremen Sietch). Paul then recovers his crysknife and moves against Donkey Kong Jr. Paul is in no way scared of the large ape as he moves through the dunes just like Maud Dib, the small dessert animal that his tribe named him after. He proves that the bigger they are the harder they fall as he stabs his crysknife into the chest of Donkey Kong's kid. Paul is a truly great fighter anyone where in the universe, especially the dessert; but it is still not enough to take on Hulk and John Stewart, especially as Sandstorm and the boys pull up to lend a hand. John Stewart binds the noble born son of a duke with a seemingly unbreakable rope of green energy which gives Hulk enough time to square up the fast moving, well-trained fighter and use his fist to cave in his head.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!