“The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.”
-Frank Herbert
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
Oblivio: Sandworms #8 and 12, Prince Nuada, Golden Army Soldiers #1-25 and Heavy.
Built Ford Tough: Sandtroopers #1-25, Kobolds #1-6, Mandalorians #6-10, Fedayeen Assassin #1, Jack Ryan w/ Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in The EM-50, Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 w/ Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian and Marvin the Paranoid Android, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Rakkim Epps, Despotellis, Ancient Sith Lords #8-13, (Modern Age) Blue Beetle, Sardaukar Terror Troops #1-6, Archie the Octo-Spider and Treasure Troll #26.
Let the battle begin. . .
Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 with Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian and Marvin the Paranoid Android drive away from Sandworm #12. The aggressiveness of Houslander’s driving causes Marvin to fall out of the truck. The robot is engulfed by Sandworm #12. Star Sapphire and Harrison Ford use their ring and sapphire powers to lift a portion of the worm off the sands. Beta Ray Bill uses Stormbreaker to create a geo-blast that rips Sandworm #12 in half.
Sandworm #8 races behind Jack Ryan with Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in the EM-50. The Sandworm strikes the EM-50, but only does minimal damage to the vehicle. Before Sandworm #8 can complete its objective, Despotellis rips through Sandworm #8. The immense Sandworm #8 is burned from the inside out, shudders and dies.
Heavy faces Sandtroopers #1-25. Heavy shoots Sandtroopers #2, 11 and 17, but is killed by the enormous barrage of laser fire from the remaining troopers.
Prince Nuada wears the magical crown that controls the Golden Army Soldiers. Nuada unleashes the Army upon Sandtroopers #1, 3-10, 12-16, 18-25. Although the Sandtroopers appear to hold their own for a short period of time, they all eventually fall to Golden Army Soldiers #5, 13-20. Golden Army Soldiers #1-3 focus on Kobolds #1-6 and easily destroy the small monsters. Golden Army Soldiers #4, 6-10 destroy Sardaukar Terror Troops #1-6. Golden Army Soldiers #21-25 dispel Rakkim Epps and Fedayeen Assassin #1. The indestructible Soldiers come together and kill Mandalorians #6-10.
Treasure Troll #26 jumps on Prince Nuada and attempts to tear off the magical crown controlling his Army. Nuada grabs a hold of the Troll and throws him on the ground. He then uses his elven spear to slice Treasure Troll’s gut. While Treasure Troll #26 was a distraction, Archie the Octo-Spider attacks Nuada. Nuada focuses on killing Archie and, in fact, does. This additional distraction causes Nuada to fail and see Jack Ryan with Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in The EM-50 barreling at him from his left side and Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 with Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian racing at him from his right. The two vehicles smash into the elven prince head on. While they smash into one another, Nuada successfully manages to use his elven quickness to avoid the brunt of the crash. Keith Mars and Weevil, as well as Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian are not as lucky as they are killed in the head-on collision. Golden Army Soldiers #11-17 race to save their current master. The Soldiers reach the scene and dispose of both Jack Ryan and Ford Prefect.
Blue Beetle comes to the scene and is easily killed by Golden Army Soldiers #3-7. The Soldiers are ordered to form a protective circle around Nuada. This action comes too late as Beta Ray Bill, Harrison Ford and Silver Sapphire use their combined powers to kill Nuada. As the crown falls off his head, Ancient Sith Lords #8-13 lash out and destroy the magical controller of the Golden Army Soldiers. With the crown in pieces, Golden Army Soldiers #1-15 power down.
Oblivio: Golden Army Soldiers #1-25 survive, but are powered down.
Built Ford Tough: Veronica Mars Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), Jeff Houslander, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Despotellis and Ancient Sith Lords #8-13 survive.
BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Friday, April 30, 2010
Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. The Transfoamers
“The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand."
-Frank Herbert
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Anck Su Namun, Sandstorm, Sandman, Cactus Head, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Zombie Josh Houslander riding on Zombie Silver Dragon #2, Paul Atreides, Atreides Soldiers #1-6, Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker and Lurch.
The Transfoamers: Sandworms #6 and 13, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Blue Streak, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Jedi Guardian #5, Nexu #1, Fremen #58-63 and Purple Dragons #15-17.
Let the Battle begin. . .
Zombie Josh Houslander rides on Zombie Silver Dragon #2. Houslander sings a bastardized version of the famous West Side Story song.
Houslander: I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty ,
That Wallach IX should give me its key.
A committee,
Should be organized to honor me!
The Zombies are met by Purple Dragons #15-17. Silver Dragon manifests its cone of cold to freeze Purple Dragon #15’s wing. With its wings severely damaged, Purple Dragon falls to its death. Purple Dragons #16 and 17 combine their skills and utilize both their cones of searing energy and deadly energy blades. Zombie Silver Dragon #2 is ripped apart. Zombie Josh Houslander falls and is miraculously scooped up by Sandman’s cushioned sand mass. Supergirl flies to the scene and kills Purple Dragon #16. Brainstorm and Arcana (in Cybertronian jet form) shoot down Purple Dragon #17.
Houslander thanks Sandman for his rescue. As Zombie Houslander walks away, he is heard singing to himself.
Houslander: I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine;
And so pretty,
Bryatu can just resign!
Paul Atreides and Atreides Soldiers #1-6 fight Fremen #58-63. Atreides Soldiers #2-4 are killed. Nonetheless, the combined skills of Atreides and his soldiers wipe out Fremen #58-63. Atreides leads his remaining men, Soldiers #1, 5-6 toward the enemy. Nexu #1 pounces on Atreides Soldier #1 and rips him apart. Nexu #1 strikes Paul Atreides and knocks him out. Atreides is unconscious and does not see his other two teammates, Atreides Soldiers #5-6, shredded by the voracious beast. As Nexu #1 is about to kill Paul Atreides, he is saved by Sandstorm, in dune buggy form. While Nexu #1 chases the Transformer and its transport, the monster is attacked by Bonecrusher and Barricade. The two Transformers, in robot form, kill Nexu #1.
Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd) face Imhotep, Scorpion King and Anck Su Namun. The Scorpion King uses his warrior skills to kill Hammet before the rocker is even able to use his Heat Axe. Anck Su Namun throws her daggers at Newstead, who falls. As Namun turns, she feels a pain in her stomach. She looks down and sees Hetfield’s lightsaber burning into her abdomen. Namun falls. Imhotep sees his love die and unleashes his fury at both Hetfield and Ulrich. The two are engulfed in a sandstorm and are blinded. They do not see Kalibak’s Beta Club as it smashes their faces in.
Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice locate Lurch and Cactus Head. ZEA quickly dispels with Cactus Head. ZAA kills Lurch. The two Alices focus on Zombie Houslander. Houslander’s mind wanders. . . Alice-Houslander-Alice. What a great sandwich!!!
Houslander: I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real!
Those words are the final ones sung by Houslander as he is killed by both Alices. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker arrive at the scene. The two Transformers, in robot mode, blast the heads off of both Alices; Zombie Apocalypse Alice and Zombie Extinction Alice are destroyed.
The two robots are then joined by the rest of the Squad’s Transformers. Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana come beside Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Sandstorm lets out a conscious Paul Atreides and joins the others. The Transformers take on Sandworms #6 and 13, with the assistance of Imhotep, Kalibak, and Supergirl. Ihmotep creates an immense sand storm which wraps around and engulfs the worms. Supergirl uses her heat vision to transform parts of the sand into glass shards. The shards rip at both worms. The winds’ forces cause the lasers and blasts of the Transformers and Kalibak to magnify into weapons of mass destruction. The cu-de gras is Supergirl’s frost breath. The combined forces of the Transformers and other combatants destroy both Sandworms #6 and 13. The Sandworms, before their deaths though, are able to destroy Sideswipe, Bonecrusher and Barricade.
Blue Streak races in front of the charging Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A and Jedi Guardian #5. They are met by Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Sandstorm, Sandman, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana. Dark Side Adepts #7-12 easily slice through Rumma and Mutt. Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35 and 50A take nothing for granted. They use their combined force wielding skills and lightsabers to kill Paul Atreides and Scorpion King. Jedi Guardian #5 falls to Imhotep. Metroplex unleashes its entire weapons’ arsenal and is joined by the fury of Sandman’s projections, Supergirl’s heat vision and frost breath and Kalibak’s Beta Club force bolts and nerve beams. They rip through the entire Jedi Master and Dark Side Adept clans.
Blue Streak sees his entire team decimated and skates away.
Transfoamers: Blue Streak survives, but retreats.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, Sandstorm, Sandman, Kalibak, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana, and Sunstreaker survive.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Frank Herbert
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Anck Su Namun, Sandstorm, Sandman, Cactus Head, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Zombie Josh Houslander riding on Zombie Silver Dragon #2, Paul Atreides, Atreides Soldiers #1-6, Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker and Lurch.
The Transfoamers: Sandworms #6 and 13, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Blue Streak, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Jedi Guardian #5, Nexu #1, Fremen #58-63 and Purple Dragons #15-17.
Let the Battle begin. . .
Zombie Josh Houslander rides on Zombie Silver Dragon #2. Houslander sings a bastardized version of the famous West Side Story song.
Houslander: I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty ,
That Wallach IX should give me its key.
A committee,
Should be organized to honor me!
The Zombies are met by Purple Dragons #15-17. Silver Dragon manifests its cone of cold to freeze Purple Dragon #15’s wing. With its wings severely damaged, Purple Dragon falls to its death. Purple Dragons #16 and 17 combine their skills and utilize both their cones of searing energy and deadly energy blades. Zombie Silver Dragon #2 is ripped apart. Zombie Josh Houslander falls and is miraculously scooped up by Sandman’s cushioned sand mass. Supergirl flies to the scene and kills Purple Dragon #16. Brainstorm and Arcana (in Cybertronian jet form) shoot down Purple Dragon #17.
Houslander thanks Sandman for his rescue. As Zombie Houslander walks away, he is heard singing to himself.
Houslander: I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine;
And so pretty,
Bryatu can just resign!
Paul Atreides and Atreides Soldiers #1-6 fight Fremen #58-63. Atreides Soldiers #2-4 are killed. Nonetheless, the combined skills of Atreides and his soldiers wipe out Fremen #58-63. Atreides leads his remaining men, Soldiers #1, 5-6 toward the enemy. Nexu #1 pounces on Atreides Soldier #1 and rips him apart. Nexu #1 strikes Paul Atreides and knocks him out. Atreides is unconscious and does not see his other two teammates, Atreides Soldiers #5-6, shredded by the voracious beast. As Nexu #1 is about to kill Paul Atreides, he is saved by Sandstorm, in dune buggy form. While Nexu #1 chases the Transformer and its transport, the monster is attacked by Bonecrusher and Barricade. The two Transformers, in robot form, kill Nexu #1.
Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd) face Imhotep, Scorpion King and Anck Su Namun. The Scorpion King uses his warrior skills to kill Hammet before the rocker is even able to use his Heat Axe. Anck Su Namun throws her daggers at Newstead, who falls. As Namun turns, she feels a pain in her stomach. She looks down and sees Hetfield’s lightsaber burning into her abdomen. Namun falls. Imhotep sees his love die and unleashes his fury at both Hetfield and Ulrich. The two are engulfed in a sandstorm and are blinded. They do not see Kalibak’s Beta Club as it smashes their faces in.
Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice locate Lurch and Cactus Head. ZEA quickly dispels with Cactus Head. ZAA kills Lurch. The two Alices focus on Zombie Houslander. Houslander’s mind wanders. . . Alice-Houslander-Alice. What a great sandwich!!!
Houslander: I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real!
Those words are the final ones sung by Houslander as he is killed by both Alices. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker arrive at the scene. The two Transformers, in robot mode, blast the heads off of both Alices; Zombie Apocalypse Alice and Zombie Extinction Alice are destroyed.
The two robots are then joined by the rest of the Squad’s Transformers. Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana come beside Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Sandstorm lets out a conscious Paul Atreides and joins the others. The Transformers take on Sandworms #6 and 13, with the assistance of Imhotep, Kalibak, and Supergirl. Ihmotep creates an immense sand storm which wraps around and engulfs the worms. Supergirl uses her heat vision to transform parts of the sand into glass shards. The shards rip at both worms. The winds’ forces cause the lasers and blasts of the Transformers and Kalibak to magnify into weapons of mass destruction. The cu-de gras is Supergirl’s frost breath. The combined forces of the Transformers and other combatants destroy both Sandworms #6 and 13. The Sandworms, before their deaths though, are able to destroy Sideswipe, Bonecrusher and Barricade.
Blue Streak races in front of the charging Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A and Jedi Guardian #5. They are met by Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Sandstorm, Sandman, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana. Dark Side Adepts #7-12 easily slice through Rumma and Mutt. Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35 and 50A take nothing for granted. They use their combined force wielding skills and lightsabers to kill Paul Atreides and Scorpion King. Jedi Guardian #5 falls to Imhotep. Metroplex unleashes its entire weapons’ arsenal and is joined by the fury of Sandman’s projections, Supergirl’s heat vision and frost breath and Kalibak’s Beta Club force bolts and nerve beams. They rip through the entire Jedi Master and Dark Side Adept clans.
Blue Streak sees his entire team decimated and skates away.
Transfoamers: Blue Streak survives, but retreats.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, Sandstorm, Sandman, Kalibak, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana, and Sunstreaker survive.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Week 7: Retreat Week
Setting: The Scorched Planet Wallach IX
Points: 701
Prize: A Red Lantern Ring
-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
-(Former) Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Poll-dwindling)President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos VS. Hayley's Comets
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves
-Le' Naploleon Brigade Vs. P.M.S.
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P.
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons
-Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Logical Genocide
-Oblivio Vs. Built Ford Tough
Points: 701
Prize: A Red Lantern Ring
-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
-(Former) Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Poll-dwindling)President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos VS. Hayley's Comets
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves
-Le' Naploleon Brigade Vs. P.M.S.
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P.
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons
-Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Logical Genocide
-Oblivio Vs. Built Ford Tough
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs The Transfoamers
**It is recommended that you read The Bullies vs Oblivio first**
The Transfoamers are Acklay #2, Riik #1, Hubcap, Purple Dragon #15-20, Dark Side Adept #7-12, Gears, Siren, Highbrow & Gort, Nightbeat & Muzzle, Turbo, Ron Weasaly, Rubeus Haggrid, John Cena, Shiva, Runabout & Runamuck, Ginaz Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #19-21, Darko Milichek, Zam Wessel, Jedi Master #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Darth Rage (w/ yellow power ring), Sith Lord #16, Death Bringer, Neo-Cymek #20, Sandworm #6 & 7, Beowolf, Chemo, Predator #45, Transformers #1-10, Major William Lennox, Chief Master Sergent Robert Epps, ACWO Jorge Figuero, 1st Sergent Donnelly, (movie) Jolt, (movie) Arcee, (movie) Sideways, (movie) Mudflap, (movie) Skids, (movie) Sideswipe, (movie) Iron Hide, Decepticon #8-10, Autobot #1-5, The Fallen, Starscream's Ghost, Zombie Soundwave, w/ Zombie Frenzy, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ Atlas), Kirk Hammett (w/ A Heat Axe), & Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Jocasta Nu, Sari, Zooti Frugan, Ghost #1-7, Dark Prince Xizor, Robonino, Fedayeen #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Condor, Megator, Two-Bad, Stripe, Oroko Nagi, Votari #1-5, Thallo, & Vehicle Voltron.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Magneto & Toad, Larfleeze, Tri-eye, Bleez, Queen Aga'po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Indigo Lantern #2, Blue Lantern #1, G'kd, Salack, Katma Tui, Larvox, Amantia, Alexander the Great on Bucephalus, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, Duncan Idaho, Thundercracker, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Widget, Hermes, X-23, Stilgar, Robert Muldoon, Longshot, Wonder Man, Oppo Rancisis, Wasp, Bat-Mite, Nosyarg Kcid, Beppo the Super Monkey, Capt. N & Duke, Gamera, Megalon, Skywarp, Adi Gallia, Rogue, (Smart) Grimlock, Aayla Secura, Bontu Sitmus, Liu Kang, Pythona, Ken, Ryu, Bub, Bob, Mangy Mouse, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Parasite, Aombie Silver Dragon #2, The N.C.I.S Crew: Gibbs, Denozzo, Mcgee, & Kate, Mike Franks, Jedi Knight #17A & 18A, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Artie & Leach, Durge, Kintaro, Lockheed, Dark Jedi Master #17A, Dark Side Akolyte #1, Dark Side Adept #1, Ttanus, Zombie Ewok #4, Bultar Swan, Widdle Wade, Ganthet & Sayd, Major "Hawk" Masterson, Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker, Hare Razin Rabbit, Magwai #1 & 2, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Hiih Ressar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Ginaz Swordsmen #11 & 12, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1, Centaur #1-6, Avian #3, Tom Bombadill, Psylocke, Link, & Quasar.
Evidentially, as you found out from the encounter between members of Oblivio and The Midgets, this match is already in progress.
I have spoken to Ganthet and Sayd and they have told me that Magneto started the match off in an absolute rage and ripped apart Vehicle Voltron and all thirty-eight Transformers that were on the opposing team. They said that no matter what either one of them would say, there was no stopping the fury that burned inside the hearts of most of their team. Ganthet told me that X-23 leapt into the middle of Metallica and eviscerated all of them. Sayd chimed in and told me that Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress took out all six Dark Side Adepts with incredible ease. “Seriously?! All of this happened already?” I asked the Oa Guardians. “This was just in the first five minutes of the match, Ryatu,” Ganthet told me. “Really? Crap. What else happened?” I asked. “Well, Thundercracker and Skywarp dive-bombed the group of Ginaz Swordsmen and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen, which no survived,” said Sayd. “Oh, and Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid made short work of all seven Ghosts the Transfoamers had on their side,” added Ganthet. “Man, did the ‘Foamers even attempt an offensive?” “Yes, actually. We have already lost Oppo Rancisis, Widget, Adi Gallia, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Artie and Leech,” said Sayd. “Wow, seven combatants? That’s it?” I asked the Guardians. “Yeah, it’s been ugly. I feel pretty bad for them,” Sayd tells me. “But I think we’ve got you pretty much caught up.” “Wait did we tell them about Titanus and Omega Supreme?” adds Ganthet. “Sigh… No… What did they do?” I ask. “Um, well, Titanus rolled over all five Fedayeens, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1 and Predator #45. And Omega Supreme blasted Purple Dragons #15-20 out of the air,” Ganthet told me. “Is that about it?” I ask the two of them. “Yes that is everything,” Sayd tells me. Back in the battle, the light spectrum team of Larfleeze, Tri-Eye, Bleez, Queen Aga’po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Katma Tui, G’kd, Salack, Larvox, Amantia, Indigo Lantern #2, and Blue Lantern #1 have formed up in the sky above the desert and are blasting the sand in an attempt to gain a rise out of the two Sandworms. Which works perfectly, but unfortunately for them, it has angered them as well. G’kd and Star Sapphire #1-3 all are killed by the Sandworms. The spectrum is however able to kill Sandworm #6. Gamera and Megalon come in and aid them in destroying the other Sandworm. Alexander the Great then rides in on Bucephalus and orders a full on assault. I then do something that no Watcher is supposed to do. I intervene. “Whoa, guys. Don’t you think you are giving it to this team a little hard?” I ask Alexander. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid then appear and are holding a sign up for me to read… “What does that say? Utayr? Oh crap………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
“Hi there. I’m Captain N. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid have trapped Ryatu in the Fifth Dimension. So I’m going to give you a quick recap of the top ten plays from the remainder of the battle. So here we go. Coming in at Number Ten is Beppo the Super Monkey flying in and flinging super poo at both Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice that blows their head clean off. Number Nine is Chemo melting six Centaurs with his toxic powers. But he unfortunately is destroyed by Omega Supreme. Speaking of which Omega is our Number Eight entrant. The massive Autobot kills Acklay #2, Riik #1, Megator, and Robonino all in one powerful blast. Number Seven is Jocasta Nu in an amazing feat of experience and defiance. She found herself outnumbered six to one against Pythona, Duncan Idaho, Mike Franks, Bultar Swan, Hare Razin Rabbit and Hiih Ressar. But the elderly Jedi took out every last one of them before she fell herself to the team of Ken and Ryu. Coming in at Number Six is actually a joint effort by Wonder Man and Rogue who both fly in and smash Death Bringer, Shiva and Dark Prince Xizor all in one quick pass. They then fly back around and destroy Two-Bad, Oroko Nagi, and Condor. Number Five is Darth Rage using his yellow power ring to make quite an impact. The Sith Lord flies in and quickly kills Major “Hawk” Masterson, Sgt. “Scout” Baker, Stilgar, Zombie Ewok #4, Avian #3 and Bontu Sitmus.
“God Damn Imps!” Ryatu shouts as he reappears. “Whoa dude, I’m kind of in the middle of giving the post match wrap up,” Captain N says to me. “I don’t care what you were doing,” I reply. “Yeah it’s pretty obvious that you don’t care what we were doing, since you couldn’t bother to show up to our match on time,” Captain N says to me. Which you know what… he’s right. I’m going to let him continue with the Countdown. “Anyways where was I? Oh yeah…” says Captain N.
Number Four is the Light Spectrum flying in and overpowering Darth Rage and his power ring, ending his killing spree. The top three is next. Coming in at number three is Starscream’s Ghost taking over Smart Grimlock’s body and using it to kill Widdle Wade, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Adept #1, Larvox, Bub and Bob. But Tom Bombadill casts a spell, which saves Smart Grimlock but kills Starscream’s Ghost. Number Two is well… it’s the Midgets overpowering and finishing off all but one member of the ‘Foamers.
And at Number One it’s Ron Weasley making an incredible last stand taking out Durge, Denozzo, McGee, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Silver Dragon #2 and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1 with several various magical spells before finally falling to X-23’s claws.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Transfoamers are Acklay #2, Riik #1, Hubcap, Purple Dragon #15-20, Dark Side Adept #7-12, Gears, Siren, Highbrow & Gort, Nightbeat & Muzzle, Turbo, Ron Weasaly, Rubeus Haggrid, John Cena, Shiva, Runabout & Runamuck, Ginaz Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #19-21, Darko Milichek, Zam Wessel, Jedi Master #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Darth Rage (w/ yellow power ring), Sith Lord #16, Death Bringer, Neo-Cymek #20, Sandworm #6 & 7, Beowolf, Chemo, Predator #45, Transformers #1-10, Major William Lennox, Chief Master Sergent Robert Epps, ACWO Jorge Figuero, 1st Sergent Donnelly, (movie) Jolt, (movie) Arcee, (movie) Sideways, (movie) Mudflap, (movie) Skids, (movie) Sideswipe, (movie) Iron Hide, Decepticon #8-10, Autobot #1-5, The Fallen, Starscream's Ghost, Zombie Soundwave, w/ Zombie Frenzy, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ Atlas), Kirk Hammett (w/ A Heat Axe), & Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Jocasta Nu, Sari, Zooti Frugan, Ghost #1-7, Dark Prince Xizor, Robonino, Fedayeen #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Condor, Megator, Two-Bad, Stripe, Oroko Nagi, Votari #1-5, Thallo, & Vehicle Voltron.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Magneto & Toad, Larfleeze, Tri-eye, Bleez, Queen Aga'po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Indigo Lantern #2, Blue Lantern #1, G'kd, Salack, Katma Tui, Larvox, Amantia, Alexander the Great on Bucephalus, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, Duncan Idaho, Thundercracker, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Widget, Hermes, X-23, Stilgar, Robert Muldoon, Longshot, Wonder Man, Oppo Rancisis, Wasp, Bat-Mite, Nosyarg Kcid, Beppo the Super Monkey, Capt. N & Duke, Gamera, Megalon, Skywarp, Adi Gallia, Rogue, (Smart) Grimlock, Aayla Secura, Bontu Sitmus, Liu Kang, Pythona, Ken, Ryu, Bub, Bob, Mangy Mouse, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Parasite, Aombie Silver Dragon #2, The N.C.I.S Crew: Gibbs, Denozzo, Mcgee, & Kate, Mike Franks, Jedi Knight #17A & 18A, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Artie & Leach, Durge, Kintaro, Lockheed, Dark Jedi Master #17A, Dark Side Akolyte #1, Dark Side Adept #1, Ttanus, Zombie Ewok #4, Bultar Swan, Widdle Wade, Ganthet & Sayd, Major "Hawk" Masterson, Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker, Hare Razin Rabbit, Magwai #1 & 2, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Hiih Ressar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Ginaz Swordsmen #11 & 12, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1, Centaur #1-6, Avian #3, Tom Bombadill, Psylocke, Link, & Quasar.
Evidentially, as you found out from the encounter between members of Oblivio and The Midgets, this match is already in progress.
I have spoken to Ganthet and Sayd and they have told me that Magneto started the match off in an absolute rage and ripped apart Vehicle Voltron and all thirty-eight Transformers that were on the opposing team. They said that no matter what either one of them would say, there was no stopping the fury that burned inside the hearts of most of their team. Ganthet told me that X-23 leapt into the middle of Metallica and eviscerated all of them. Sayd chimed in and told me that Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress took out all six Dark Side Adepts with incredible ease. “Seriously?! All of this happened already?” I asked the Oa Guardians. “This was just in the first five minutes of the match, Ryatu,” Ganthet told me. “Really? Crap. What else happened?” I asked. “Well, Thundercracker and Skywarp dive-bombed the group of Ginaz Swordsmen and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen, which no survived,” said Sayd. “Oh, and Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid made short work of all seven Ghosts the Transfoamers had on their side,” added Ganthet. “Man, did the ‘Foamers even attempt an offensive?” “Yes, actually. We have already lost Oppo Rancisis, Widget, Adi Gallia, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Artie and Leech,” said Sayd. “Wow, seven combatants? That’s it?” I asked the Guardians. “Yeah, it’s been ugly. I feel pretty bad for them,” Sayd tells me. “But I think we’ve got you pretty much caught up.” “Wait did we tell them about Titanus and Omega Supreme?” adds Ganthet. “Sigh… No… What did they do?” I ask. “Um, well, Titanus rolled over all five Fedayeens, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1 and Predator #45. And Omega Supreme blasted Purple Dragons #15-20 out of the air,” Ganthet told me. “Is that about it?” I ask the two of them. “Yes that is everything,” Sayd tells me. Back in the battle, the light spectrum team of Larfleeze, Tri-Eye, Bleez, Queen Aga’po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Katma Tui, G’kd, Salack, Larvox, Amantia, Indigo Lantern #2, and Blue Lantern #1 have formed up in the sky above the desert and are blasting the sand in an attempt to gain a rise out of the two Sandworms. Which works perfectly, but unfortunately for them, it has angered them as well. G’kd and Star Sapphire #1-3 all are killed by the Sandworms. The spectrum is however able to kill Sandworm #6. Gamera and Megalon come in and aid them in destroying the other Sandworm. Alexander the Great then rides in on Bucephalus and orders a full on assault. I then do something that no Watcher is supposed to do. I intervene. “Whoa, guys. Don’t you think you are giving it to this team a little hard?” I ask Alexander. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid then appear and are holding a sign up for me to read… “What does that say? Utayr? Oh crap………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
“Hi there. I’m Captain N. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid have trapped Ryatu in the Fifth Dimension. So I’m going to give you a quick recap of the top ten plays from the remainder of the battle. So here we go. Coming in at Number Ten is Beppo the Super Monkey flying in and flinging super poo at both Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice that blows their head clean off. Number Nine is Chemo melting six Centaurs with his toxic powers. But he unfortunately is destroyed by Omega Supreme. Speaking of which Omega is our Number Eight entrant. The massive Autobot kills Acklay #2, Riik #1, Megator, and Robonino all in one powerful blast. Number Seven is Jocasta Nu in an amazing feat of experience and defiance. She found herself outnumbered six to one against Pythona, Duncan Idaho, Mike Franks, Bultar Swan, Hare Razin Rabbit and Hiih Ressar. But the elderly Jedi took out every last one of them before she fell herself to the team of Ken and Ryu. Coming in at Number Six is actually a joint effort by Wonder Man and Rogue who both fly in and smash Death Bringer, Shiva and Dark Prince Xizor all in one quick pass. They then fly back around and destroy Two-Bad, Oroko Nagi, and Condor. Number Five is Darth Rage using his yellow power ring to make quite an impact. The Sith Lord flies in and quickly kills Major “Hawk” Masterson, Sgt. “Scout” Baker, Stilgar, Zombie Ewok #4, Avian #3 and Bontu Sitmus.
“God Damn Imps!” Ryatu shouts as he reappears. “Whoa dude, I’m kind of in the middle of giving the post match wrap up,” Captain N says to me. “I don’t care what you were doing,” I reply. “Yeah it’s pretty obvious that you don’t care what we were doing, since you couldn’t bother to show up to our match on time,” Captain N says to me. Which you know what… he’s right. I’m going to let him continue with the Countdown. “Anyways where was I? Oh yeah…” says Captain N.
Number Four is the Light Spectrum flying in and overpowering Darth Rage and his power ring, ending his killing spree. The top three is next. Coming in at number three is Starscream’s Ghost taking over Smart Grimlock’s body and using it to kill Widdle Wade, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Adept #1, Larvox, Bub and Bob. But Tom Bombadill casts a spell, which saves Smart Grimlock but kills Starscream’s Ghost. Number Two is well… it’s the Midgets overpowering and finishing off all but one member of the ‘Foamers.
And at Number One it’s Ron Weasley making an incredible last stand taking out Durge, Denozzo, McGee, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Silver Dragon #2 and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1 with several various magical spells before finally falling to X-23’s claws.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs Oblivio
The Bullies are Ultra Magnus, Elrond, Sandworm #10, Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Eeth Koth, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killer #9 & 10, Fred & George Weasaly, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Xio Jade, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Plastic Man, Dementor #7, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5, Force Adept #1-4, Arathorn, Elros, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, Gramling, Thengal, Eoman, Hayt, Junkeon #17 & 18, Nexu #4, Riik #3, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Theodred, Caira the Oldstrong, Atlas, Magik, Starkiller, The Leader (w/ a red lightsaber), Zodak, Yondu, Yellowjacket, Maj. Vance Astro, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Starhawk, Aleta, Hellion, Patriot, Wicken, Hulkling, Hawkeye, Stature, Speed, Iron Lad, Black Alice, The Stranger, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Lord Dredd w/ Lackki, Inigo Montoya (w/ a blue lightsaber), Fezzik, Zizzini, Blitzkrieg Bat (w/ a blue lightsaber), Seperatist Commando #1-6, Eagle #1-7, & Sardakaur Terror Troop #25-66.
Oblivio is Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldier #1-45, Triton, Clairy Fray, Magma, Capt. Marvel, Wheeljack, Sandworm #8, Shredder, Bellatrix Lestrange, Eowyn, Jet Jaguar, Smokescreen, Black Dragon #8, Dementor #10, Nightsister Sith Witch #19, Aleta One, Chucky (w/ a yellow power ring & a red lightsaber), Predator #46, Widget (w/ body), Jedi Master #8, Sith Lord #17 (Darth Barren), Junkeon #25, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Force Adept #5, Purple Dragon #21, Griffin #17, Troll #7, Vampire #99, Hawkeye, Space Godzilla, Gorax, Orion, Micah Jiett in Darkseid's Destroyer, Jitsu & Nightstalker, Mon-Starr & Yess-Man in Sky-Runner, & Bio-Dread #1-3.
Oblivio readies themselves for battle as Prince Nuada looks over his team high upon a cliff. He keeps Mr. Wink and Shredder close by his side as added protection. Elrond has readied his team in a much similar fashion with Galadriel and Blue Wizard #2 at his side. The two massive teams rush towards each other, slamming together with great ferocity. The enormous Golden Army begins to lay waste too much of the Sardakur Terror Troops that Bruce’s Bodacious Bullies picked up specifically for this match. Several of the Golden Army Soldiers are destroyed, but they quickly regenerate and continue their assault. “We must get that crown if we are to have any chance of victory,” Galadriel says to Elrond. The Golden Army kills the last of the Sardakur Terror Troops as Oblivio’s forces push on. Elrond sends a squad comprised of Arathorn, Elros, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik and Eeth Koth out to try and steal the crown from Prince Nuada. The team quickly moves towards the city in an attempt to surprise the Prince from his flank. Force Adept #5, Jedi Master #8, Widget, Clairy Fray and Dementor #10 then stop them in the streets. Eeth Koth moves in first and kills Force Adept #5 as Fezzik crushes Clairy Fray in his giant grip. Dementor #10 then flies around and steals the soul of Arathorn. Inigo Montoya ignites his blue lightsaber and drives into Dementor #10 which surprisingly works and kills the soul eater. Elros and Montoya work together to kill Jedi Master #8. Widget then attempts to teleport back to his team, but the four members of the Bullies follow him into his portal. They are all teleported right to the cliff where Prince Nuada is observing the battle. Inigo Montoya focuses right on the Prince. “My name is Inigo Montoya. I work for your General Manager’s father. Prepare to die.” The Prince flips and jumps out of every swipe from Montoya’s lightsaber. Fezzik is then tackled by Mr. Wink as Eeth Koth and Elros double team Shredder. The ninja master quickly slices Elros’s throat with his hand blades as he defends himself against the Jedi Master. Eeth Koth takes a swing at Shredder, who blocks it with his gauntlets. But the lightsaber doesn’t go through the metal. “But how?” a shocked Eeth Koth asks. Bellatrix Lestrange then comes out from behind a big rock and reveals that she has casts a protection spell on Shredder. She then kills her former teammate (they were both Horsemen before the Expansion Draft) with a death curse. Even though Fezzik is incredibly strong, he is simply overpowered by Mr. Wink and is killed. Inigo Montoya is valiantly defending himself against Prince Nuada, but is overwhelmed by Shredder, Bellatrix and Mr. Wink. Up in space Mon-Starr and Yess-Man are flying through the stars in Sky Runner and are leading Captain Marvel, Jet Jaguar, and a trio of Bio-Dreads against The Guardians of the Galaxy. The three Bio-Dreads are all destroyed in a relatively easy fashion. Captain Marvel and Jet Jaguar then both go off and kill Nikki, Martinex, Aleta and Yondu. The Guardians of the Galaxy look like they are going to lose this battle, but The Stranger appears and vaporizes Mon-Starr, Yess-Man, Captain Marvel, and Jet Jaguar. The Stranger then vanishes just as quickly as he appeared. Major Vance Astro, Charlie-27 and Starhawk then all look at each other with a sigh of relief. Unfortunately The Stranger doesn’t appear when Space Godzilla shows up and disintegrates them. Space Godzilla then makes his way through the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to join the rest of the battle. “We have just received word that our space front has been completely destroyed. And we have heard no word from our strike force we sent out to acquire the crown,” Iron Lad reports to Elrond. “Very well, we must forge ahead and get that crown,” replies Elrond. “I can handle it Elrond,” Magik says. “Very well.” Magik then teleports Elrond, Ultra Magnus, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Starkiller, and the Young Avengers all to Prince Nuada’s stronghold. Proteus immediately warps reality to their advantage as Ultra Magnus unloads his blaster into Junkeon #25, Predator #46, and Purple Dragon #21. Starkiller then leaps in and slices through Nightsister Sith Witch #19 as the Young Avengers all attack Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Shredder and Bellatrix. Prince Nuada moves swiftly and smoothly and cuts through Speed as he races around. Stature grows and stomps Mr. Wink into the ground as Wiccan fights magic with magic against Bellatrix. Shredder kills Iron Lad, but is then killed by Elrond. All the while the Golden Army is still mowing through the Bullies. The six Separatist Commandos, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Plastic Man, as well as the six Force Adepts all die by the Golden Army’s attack. The Stranger then arrives again and uses his vast cosmic power to blast all forty-five members of the Golden Army. Which is exactly the opening Elrond was hoping for. This attack distracted Prince Nuada for a moment. That moment, however, costs him his life, as Elrond drives his sword deep into the Prince’s chest. He then smashes the crown beneath his foot. “What are you doing? We could have used the Golden Army to our advantage,” asks Starkiller. “No. No one should have control over that much power,” responds Elrond. Dr. Voodoo and Wiccan are then able to destroy Bellatrix Lestrange. Meanwhile, in the water, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killers #9 and #10 battle Triton. Though he is out numbered, Triton feels like he will have no problem defeating these opponents. Triton kills the Creature with ease, and uses his control over the water to destroy Hydro-Man. But the Opee Sea Killers attack and rip through the son of Poseidon. Space Godzilla splashes down and destroys both of the Opee Sea Killers. Back up on the surface and in the city, the team of Eowyn, Hawkeye and Orion search for the scattered members of the Bullies. They then find themselves face to face with Ken, Ryu, and Tom Bombadill. “Wait a second?! What are you doing wearing the Oblivio crest? You are supposed to be from the Transfoamers,” says Ken. “Us?! This isn’t even your match. We’re fighting the Bullies not the Midgets,” replies Hawkeye. “Well we pretty much got bored from waiting for Ryatu to watch our match, so we talked to the ‘Foamers and agreed to just start the battle,” says Ryu. “Huh, no kidding,” says Hawkeye. “Well good luck.” “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. You guys did what?!” says Ryatu as he comes down from the sky. “Yeah, we started the battle anyways. What’s the big deal? It’s not like you were in any hurry to watch it,” says Ken. “That’s not the point!” shouts Ryatu. “Excuse me, Ryatu, but while you’re busy arguing with us, there seems to be a lot of action going on in the desert,” Tom Bombadill says. “Ah God damn it!” Ryatu says as he rushes over to the desert. But he is too late, he sees both teams’ Sandworms lying dead, as well as Riik #3, Xio Jade, Terminator #39, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Gorax, Troll #7, Thengal, and Hayt all lay dead. Space Godzilla then bursts out from the water and makes his way into the artic. He uses his cosmic fire breath to destroy both of the Bullies’ Junkeons, Eorman, Xenomorph #53, Blitzkrieg Bat, and Gramling. The Stranger then arrives again and attacks Space Godzilla. Their cosmic powers clash and in a single massive explosion, but combatants are destroyed. The six Eagles then swoop in and kill Jitsu and Nightstalker, as well as Darth Barren and Vampire #99. Magma then uses her powers to cover Eagles #2, 4, and 5 in lava, killing the giant birds. Hellion then uses his mutant abilities to destroy Griffin #17, as Caira the Oldstrong overpowers Orion. Micah Jiett then flies in Darkseid’s Destroyer and destroys the three remaining Eagles, but is quickly blasted by Cybertronian Guardian #10. It looks like another defeat is all but eminent for Oblivio, but Wheeljack runs out from his makeshift laboratory in the city with what seems to be a bigger version of the crown that Prince Nuada wore. Wheeljack puts it on and is able to reactivate the Golden Army. But, only 23 of the 45 are able to be revived. The revived Golden Army begins to their assault again and plows through both Weasley brothers, Lord Dredd, Lackki, The Leader, Nexu #4, Hawkeye, Zizzini, and all three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. But the Bodacious Bullies are not ones to give up. Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, and Theodred all attack as one, but Black Dragon #8 flies in and spray acid all over Elladan, Elrohir, and Isilidor. Elrond and Theodred team up and are able to take down the Black Dragon. Dementor #7 then flies in and kills Eowyn. Hawkeye then pulls out one of his specialty arrows and bull’s-eyes Dementor #7. The Golden Army continues to attack and takes out Atlas, Caira, Yellowjacket, Black Alice, and Predator #49. Chucky then flies in with his yellow power ring and goes right after Nightmare. The demonic doll ignites his red lightsaber and kills Nightmare with one quick pass. He then uses his power ring to destroy Starkiller and Zodak. Aleta One races in and leaps into action. She transforms and runs up Cybertronian Guardian #10 and blasts him several times right in the neck. This seems to work as the Cybertronian Guardian falls. The Golden Army under the control of Wheeljack then kicks into overdrive and overwhelms the rest of the Bullies. But in one amazing stand, the Bullies are able to destroy all but seven members of the Golden Army.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!
Oblivio is Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldier #1-45, Triton, Clairy Fray, Magma, Capt. Marvel, Wheeljack, Sandworm #8, Shredder, Bellatrix Lestrange, Eowyn, Jet Jaguar, Smokescreen, Black Dragon #8, Dementor #10, Nightsister Sith Witch #19, Aleta One, Chucky (w/ a yellow power ring & a red lightsaber), Predator #46, Widget (w/ body), Jedi Master #8, Sith Lord #17 (Darth Barren), Junkeon #25, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Force Adept #5, Purple Dragon #21, Griffin #17, Troll #7, Vampire #99, Hawkeye, Space Godzilla, Gorax, Orion, Micah Jiett in Darkseid's Destroyer, Jitsu & Nightstalker, Mon-Starr & Yess-Man in Sky-Runner, & Bio-Dread #1-3.
Oblivio readies themselves for battle as Prince Nuada looks over his team high upon a cliff. He keeps Mr. Wink and Shredder close by his side as added protection. Elrond has readied his team in a much similar fashion with Galadriel and Blue Wizard #2 at his side. The two massive teams rush towards each other, slamming together with great ferocity. The enormous Golden Army begins to lay waste too much of the Sardakur Terror Troops that Bruce’s Bodacious Bullies picked up specifically for this match. Several of the Golden Army Soldiers are destroyed, but they quickly regenerate and continue their assault. “We must get that crown if we are to have any chance of victory,” Galadriel says to Elrond. The Golden Army kills the last of the Sardakur Terror Troops as Oblivio’s forces push on. Elrond sends a squad comprised of Arathorn, Elros, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik and Eeth Koth out to try and steal the crown from Prince Nuada. The team quickly moves towards the city in an attempt to surprise the Prince from his flank. Force Adept #5, Jedi Master #8, Widget, Clairy Fray and Dementor #10 then stop them in the streets. Eeth Koth moves in first and kills Force Adept #5 as Fezzik crushes Clairy Fray in his giant grip. Dementor #10 then flies around and steals the soul of Arathorn. Inigo Montoya ignites his blue lightsaber and drives into Dementor #10 which surprisingly works and kills the soul eater. Elros and Montoya work together to kill Jedi Master #8. Widget then attempts to teleport back to his team, but the four members of the Bullies follow him into his portal. They are all teleported right to the cliff where Prince Nuada is observing the battle. Inigo Montoya focuses right on the Prince. “My name is Inigo Montoya. I work for your General Manager’s father. Prepare to die.” The Prince flips and jumps out of every swipe from Montoya’s lightsaber. Fezzik is then tackled by Mr. Wink as Eeth Koth and Elros double team Shredder. The ninja master quickly slices Elros’s throat with his hand blades as he defends himself against the Jedi Master. Eeth Koth takes a swing at Shredder, who blocks it with his gauntlets. But the lightsaber doesn’t go through the metal. “But how?” a shocked Eeth Koth asks. Bellatrix Lestrange then comes out from behind a big rock and reveals that she has casts a protection spell on Shredder. She then kills her former teammate (they were both Horsemen before the Expansion Draft) with a death curse. Even though Fezzik is incredibly strong, he is simply overpowered by Mr. Wink and is killed. Inigo Montoya is valiantly defending himself against Prince Nuada, but is overwhelmed by Shredder, Bellatrix and Mr. Wink. Up in space Mon-Starr and Yess-Man are flying through the stars in Sky Runner and are leading Captain Marvel, Jet Jaguar, and a trio of Bio-Dreads against The Guardians of the Galaxy. The three Bio-Dreads are all destroyed in a relatively easy fashion. Captain Marvel and Jet Jaguar then both go off and kill Nikki, Martinex, Aleta and Yondu. The Guardians of the Galaxy look like they are going to lose this battle, but The Stranger appears and vaporizes Mon-Starr, Yess-Man, Captain Marvel, and Jet Jaguar. The Stranger then vanishes just as quickly as he appeared. Major Vance Astro, Charlie-27 and Starhawk then all look at each other with a sigh of relief. Unfortunately The Stranger doesn’t appear when Space Godzilla shows up and disintegrates them. Space Godzilla then makes his way through the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to join the rest of the battle. “We have just received word that our space front has been completely destroyed. And we have heard no word from our strike force we sent out to acquire the crown,” Iron Lad reports to Elrond. “Very well, we must forge ahead and get that crown,” replies Elrond. “I can handle it Elrond,” Magik says. “Very well.” Magik then teleports Elrond, Ultra Magnus, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Starkiller, and the Young Avengers all to Prince Nuada’s stronghold. Proteus immediately warps reality to their advantage as Ultra Magnus unloads his blaster into Junkeon #25, Predator #46, and Purple Dragon #21. Starkiller then leaps in and slices through Nightsister Sith Witch #19 as the Young Avengers all attack Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Shredder and Bellatrix. Prince Nuada moves swiftly and smoothly and cuts through Speed as he races around. Stature grows and stomps Mr. Wink into the ground as Wiccan fights magic with magic against Bellatrix. Shredder kills Iron Lad, but is then killed by Elrond. All the while the Golden Army is still mowing through the Bullies. The six Separatist Commandos, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Plastic Man, as well as the six Force Adepts all die by the Golden Army’s attack. The Stranger then arrives again and uses his vast cosmic power to blast all forty-five members of the Golden Army. Which is exactly the opening Elrond was hoping for. This attack distracted Prince Nuada for a moment. That moment, however, costs him his life, as Elrond drives his sword deep into the Prince’s chest. He then smashes the crown beneath his foot. “What are you doing? We could have used the Golden Army to our advantage,” asks Starkiller. “No. No one should have control over that much power,” responds Elrond. Dr. Voodoo and Wiccan are then able to destroy Bellatrix Lestrange. Meanwhile, in the water, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killers #9 and #10 battle Triton. Though he is out numbered, Triton feels like he will have no problem defeating these opponents. Triton kills the Creature with ease, and uses his control over the water to destroy Hydro-Man. But the Opee Sea Killers attack and rip through the son of Poseidon. Space Godzilla splashes down and destroys both of the Opee Sea Killers. Back up on the surface and in the city, the team of Eowyn, Hawkeye and Orion search for the scattered members of the Bullies. They then find themselves face to face with Ken, Ryu, and Tom Bombadill. “Wait a second?! What are you doing wearing the Oblivio crest? You are supposed to be from the Transfoamers,” says Ken. “Us?! This isn’t even your match. We’re fighting the Bullies not the Midgets,” replies Hawkeye. “Well we pretty much got bored from waiting for Ryatu to watch our match, so we talked to the ‘Foamers and agreed to just start the battle,” says Ryu. “Huh, no kidding,” says Hawkeye. “Well good luck.” “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. You guys did what?!” says Ryatu as he comes down from the sky. “Yeah, we started the battle anyways. What’s the big deal? It’s not like you were in any hurry to watch it,” says Ken. “That’s not the point!” shouts Ryatu. “Excuse me, Ryatu, but while you’re busy arguing with us, there seems to be a lot of action going on in the desert,” Tom Bombadill says. “Ah God damn it!” Ryatu says as he rushes over to the desert. But he is too late, he sees both teams’ Sandworms lying dead, as well as Riik #3, Xio Jade, Terminator #39, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Gorax, Troll #7, Thengal, and Hayt all lay dead. Space Godzilla then bursts out from the water and makes his way into the artic. He uses his cosmic fire breath to destroy both of the Bullies’ Junkeons, Eorman, Xenomorph #53, Blitzkrieg Bat, and Gramling. The Stranger then arrives again and attacks Space Godzilla. Their cosmic powers clash and in a single massive explosion, but combatants are destroyed. The six Eagles then swoop in and kill Jitsu and Nightstalker, as well as Darth Barren and Vampire #99. Magma then uses her powers to cover Eagles #2, 4, and 5 in lava, killing the giant birds. Hellion then uses his mutant abilities to destroy Griffin #17, as Caira the Oldstrong overpowers Orion. Micah Jiett then flies in Darkseid’s Destroyer and destroys the three remaining Eagles, but is quickly blasted by Cybertronian Guardian #10. It looks like another defeat is all but eminent for Oblivio, but Wheeljack runs out from his makeshift laboratory in the city with what seems to be a bigger version of the crown that Prince Nuada wore. Wheeljack puts it on and is able to reactivate the Golden Army. But, only 23 of the 45 are able to be revived. The revived Golden Army begins to their assault again and plows through both Weasley brothers, Lord Dredd, Lackki, The Leader, Nexu #4, Hawkeye, Zizzini, and all three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. But the Bodacious Bullies are not ones to give up. Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, and Theodred all attack as one, but Black Dragon #8 flies in and spray acid all over Elladan, Elrohir, and Isilidor. Elrond and Theodred team up and are able to take down the Black Dragon. Dementor #7 then flies in and kills Eowyn. Hawkeye then pulls out one of his specialty arrows and bull’s-eyes Dementor #7. The Golden Army continues to attack and takes out Atlas, Caira, Yellowjacket, Black Alice, and Predator #49. Chucky then flies in with his yellow power ring and goes right after Nightmare. The demonic doll ignites his red lightsaber and kills Nightmare with one quick pass. He then uses his power ring to destroy Starkiller and Zodak. Aleta One races in and leaps into action. She transforms and runs up Cybertronian Guardian #10 and blasts him several times right in the neck. This seems to work as the Cybertronian Guardian falls. The Golden Army under the control of Wheeljack then kicks into overdrive and overwhelms the rest of the Bullies. But in one amazing stand, the Bullies are able to destroy all but seven members of the Golden Army.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Week 6: Better than All of You vs HM&BOTBC
Best of Both worlds is
-Lyra, Pan, Will Perry and Kirjava in the Intention Craft.
-General Grievous, The Colonial Marines, Dr. Doom, Bail Organa, Worf, Lazarus Long, Erasmus, HAL 9000 and Xavier Harkonnen in the Star Destroyer.
-Vorian Atriedes in Ornathopter.
- The crew of the Icarus 2 with the crew inside of it (From the movie "Sunshine")
- Dave Bowman, Buffy Summers, Spiderman, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Agomemnon & Juno (Cymek's), T-3 Terminator, Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian Armor with a red and blue Lightsaber, Bizarro, Angel (from Buffy), Willow Rosenberg, The Herculoids, The Acklay, Luminara Unduli & Barress Offee, Xerxes(Cymek), Dante(Cymek), Tlaloc(Cymek), Octane, Trax, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Black Adam, Paralax, Iorek Byrnison, Kaja Sinis, Luna Lovegood, Movie Blackout, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Darth Binks, Ginny Weasley, Venom, Ransack, Barrage & Chop Shop, Captain Latin America, Cannon Man, The Bottomless Stomach & Kid Nee, Serafina Pekkala and her daeman Kaisa, Numinus, Movie Devastator which is made up of Demolisher, Mix Master, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, High Tower & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Zombie Darkseid, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, The Cullen Family from "Twilight" which consists of Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Emmett, Jasper Hale & Rosalie Hale, Bala Repaul, Lady Lindius Frotgus, Shahan Alama, 50 Gungan soldiers, Claire Danes & David Hasselhoff, Fool Killer, Norma Cenva, Nugget, Echo (from "Dollhouse"), Batzarro, Mulder & Scully, Rachel Ray, Swimmell, Captain Tarpals, Dozer #13 & Zombie Dozer #1.
Better Than All of You is
Green Lantern & Astro-Droid #17 in an X-Wing, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, The Stay Puft Marsgmallow Man, The Rock, Hulk Hogan (w/Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), The 4 Horseman: Rick Flair (w/ a blue lightsaber), Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, & Tully Blanchard, The Hart Foundation: Bret "The Hitman" Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, The British Bulldogs: Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid, Skeletor, John Rambo, Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch), Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze), Doc Holliday, Gandalf the White, Beechead, Macho Man Randy Savage, Megadeth in a Rhino 4 x 4, David Dunn, Triple H, Loki & Bartleby, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman (Dick Grayson) & Robin (Damion) in a Snow Speeder, Batman (Jean-Paul Valley) & Astro-Droid #18 in an X-Wing, Batman Beyond in a Tie Fighter, Lonestar in a Tie Fighter, Barf in a Tie Fighter, Tomax & Xamot in an At-ST, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Spider-man (in the black symbiote suit), Yogurt, Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Mail Jeep, Nick Fury on a Ducatti, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 in a Land Speeder, Deathlock, Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Deathklok on JetSkis, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Phoenix, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, (The original) Kung Lao, Predator #4-35, Cobra Viper #1-6, & Doozer #6.
The battle begins as most do. With Calm.
On the Commandos side several weird poofy noises happen at once.
"Aww man, now I'm all dusty AND we're short handed..." said Buffy knocking the dust from her hair and clothes.
"I don't know what those things were, but they were NOT vampires. I mean did you see them sunbathing? SUN BATHING? I mean common!..." said Angel, who was putting away his own stake.
"Seriously, and they were all sparkley... it was giving me the major wiggins. Vamps aren't supposed to do that." said Willow.
"Enough of this" said Black Adam. "The forces arrayed against us are vastly inferior and it should be a matter of minutes before they are all destroyed."
With that, Black Adam gathered together the commandos heavy hitters. Spiderman, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Paralax, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Venom, Devastator, Echo, Batzarro and of course Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian armor.
The Hair at Beckerman's temples began to go grey. A grin, filled with pointed teeth grew across his face. Both lightsabers flashed into life.
Paralax had taken control of Beckerman.
This crew of superpowers immediately threw themselves into the action at the forces arrayed against them.
Green Lantern and Astro Droid #17 managed to avoid Black Adam's assault. Unfortunately the tight formation that the Better Than All Of You pilots were in caused him to collide with Batman and Astro Droid #18, He tried to hold it together but Lonestar, Barf, and Batman Beyond were unable to get out of his way as his X-wing slammed into their vehicles.
Gandalf the White stood to take on the magic users of the commandos. Harry Potter and Dumbledore both stood against him.
The energy from the wands of the two Hogwarts wizards collided with the energy from Gandalf hovering in mid air.
This seemed to go on for ages, the roar of the spells filling the air.
Barely audible above the sound were two simple words.
"Bored now..."
Willow had gone dark... She turned the white wizards staff into a giant serpent which proceeded to strike Gandalf repeatedly. Injecting deadly poison with each bite.
Dark Willow would have chuckled but she had already moved on to her next victim. Or should I say Victims.
"Wrestlers? All oiled up and flexing? that is sooo gay, and trust me, I'd know..."
Willow then gave all of the wrestlers the "Warren" treatment, opening the skin at the bottom of their feet and pulling them apart like fleshy ziplock bags.
"There, now everyone can see all your muscles."
The subsequent simultaneous splorching sound made the Stay Puft Marshmallow man immediately sick. He covered his own team with sticky marshmallow vomit. This froze most of the remaining fighters in their place except for the Ghost Riders whose flames were browning the marshmallow faster than it could stick. Unfortunately those flames also caught the sticky marshmallow on fire, essentially turning it into napalm.
Rachel Ray was commenting on how delish the marshmallow smelled when the flames reached her, her garbage bowl completely unable to protect her this time. Predators 5 - 35 were all consumed by sticky sweet fire. Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee were all banking on the stomach eating their way out of the mess but he was not fast enough the flames took them as well.
Ahead of the mess The Ghost riders were barreling towards a single opponent. Bryan Beckerlax crouched low, his sinister grin reflecting the light from the riders flaming skulls. "I knew this season was going to be epic.." he said in a truckload of gravel meets a carton of cigarettes a day voice.
Beckerman triggered the rocket on his mandelorian armor, the explosion sending the two cyclists flying through the air towards him. He then fired his jetpack and sliced the two skeletal warriors neatly in two while flying between them.
Meanwhile on water, deathklok was riding the waves and waiting for a fight. This fight, unfortunately, came in the form of Swimmel, who they repeatedly ran over with their vehicles until the water turned a deep shade of red.
"Dude" said Nathan, "I wish we were in the napalm vomit, that's so much more metal than running over one dude with five jetskis... woah, Napalm Vomit, that'd be an awesome song..."
While deathklok was arguing about whether Planet Piss would be allowed to record Napalm Vomit, the body of predator
#4 landed in front of them with a splash. Bizarro and Batzarro had joined forces and decided to see who could throw the lifeless alien the farthest.
"Me am the loser!" exclaimed Bizarro. In response Batzaro murdered Deathklok by shooting them all in the head.
"MALB, MALB, MALB, Me am world’s worst detective, Me solve case by shooting strange musicians!" he shouted.
The rest of the Better than all of you squad was busy trying to free themselves from the now burning and melting
corpse of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, when the gungan soldiers released their boomas at the sticky mess. 50 orbs
impacted the tangled mess of a team all at once, the electric shock killing Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Skeletor, John Rambo, Doc Holliday, Beechead, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman & Robin, Tomax & Xamot, Abomination, Spider-man, Yogurt, Nick Fury, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, Kung Lao, Cobra Viper #1-6, and Doozer #6.
Zombie Phoenix shambled towards the gungans, Executing them all in a great gout of flames, burning away the rest of the marshmallow on the field of battle.
Loki and Bartleby swooped in and met Angel in battle.
"Angel? really?" said Loki... mocking the vampire.
"Who does this guy think he is? Grab an arm Loki..." said Bartleby.
The two angles tore the demon in half and scanned the horizon for a new target...
Just as they were setting their sights on Harry Potter an anguished scream erupted from behind them. Buffy launched herself at the angels tearing their wings off with her bare hands and shoving them into the back of Dark Willow.
Willow, annoyed at the interruption, (she was levitating the grey hulk and pulling strips of his skin off to see how mad he would get...) Collapsed the grey hulks skull and welded the two angels armor together with electricity. The now human Angels burned alive in their red hot armor.
Megadeth in their 4x4 attempted to flee the battle but were crushed to death by the giant steel balls of the Devastator.
Inspired by Megadeth's demise Willow turned her attention to Zombie Phoenix, the fleash eater was consuming the fried Gungans voraciously, (apparently they taste like frog legs, which apparently, taste like chicken...) Willow began to read from an ancient text which stripped Phoenix of all of her powers, including whatever mystical force that was keeping her animated as a zombie.
Cryptic Writings indeed.
Hanna Montana and Barack Obama's Touring Battalion of Commandos are Victorious!
The commandos have lost all 50 gungan warriors, Swimmel, Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee, and the Cullen clan in the battle.
-Lyra, Pan, Will Perry and Kirjava in the Intention Craft.
-General Grievous, The Colonial Marines, Dr. Doom, Bail Organa, Worf, Lazarus Long, Erasmus, HAL 9000 and Xavier Harkonnen in the Star Destroyer.
-Vorian Atriedes in Ornathopter.
- The crew of the Icarus 2 with the crew inside of it (From the movie "Sunshine")
- Dave Bowman, Buffy Summers, Spiderman, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Agomemnon & Juno (Cymek's), T-3 Terminator, Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian Armor with a red and blue Lightsaber, Bizarro, Angel (from Buffy), Willow Rosenberg, The Herculoids, The Acklay, Luminara Unduli & Barress Offee, Xerxes(Cymek), Dante(Cymek), Tlaloc(Cymek), Octane, Trax, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Black Adam, Paralax, Iorek Byrnison, Kaja Sinis, Luna Lovegood, Movie Blackout, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Darth Binks, Ginny Weasley, Venom, Ransack, Barrage & Chop Shop, Captain Latin America, Cannon Man, The Bottomless Stomach & Kid Nee, Serafina Pekkala and her daeman Kaisa, Numinus, Movie Devastator which is made up of Demolisher, Mix Master, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, High Tower & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Zombie Darkseid, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, The Cullen Family from "Twilight" which consists of Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Emmett, Jasper Hale & Rosalie Hale, Bala Repaul, Lady Lindius Frotgus, Shahan Alama, 50 Gungan soldiers, Claire Danes & David Hasselhoff, Fool Killer, Norma Cenva, Nugget, Echo (from "Dollhouse"), Batzarro, Mulder & Scully, Rachel Ray, Swimmell, Captain Tarpals, Dozer #13 & Zombie Dozer #1.
Better Than All of You is
Green Lantern & Astro-Droid #17 in an X-Wing, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, The Stay Puft Marsgmallow Man, The Rock, Hulk Hogan (w/Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), The 4 Horseman: Rick Flair (w/ a blue lightsaber), Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, & Tully Blanchard, The Hart Foundation: Bret "The Hitman" Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, The British Bulldogs: Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid, Skeletor, John Rambo, Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch), Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze), Doc Holliday, Gandalf the White, Beechead, Macho Man Randy Savage, Megadeth in a Rhino 4 x 4, David Dunn, Triple H, Loki & Bartleby, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman (Dick Grayson) & Robin (Damion) in a Snow Speeder, Batman (Jean-Paul Valley) & Astro-Droid #18 in an X-Wing, Batman Beyond in a Tie Fighter, Lonestar in a Tie Fighter, Barf in a Tie Fighter, Tomax & Xamot in an At-ST, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Spider-man (in the black symbiote suit), Yogurt, Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Mail Jeep, Nick Fury on a Ducatti, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 in a Land Speeder, Deathlock, Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Deathklok on JetSkis, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Phoenix, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, (The original) Kung Lao, Predator #4-35, Cobra Viper #1-6, & Doozer #6.
The battle begins as most do. With Calm.
On the Commandos side several weird poofy noises happen at once.
"Aww man, now I'm all dusty AND we're short handed..." said Buffy knocking the dust from her hair and clothes.
"I don't know what those things were, but they were NOT vampires. I mean did you see them sunbathing? SUN BATHING? I mean common!..." said Angel, who was putting away his own stake.
"Seriously, and they were all sparkley... it was giving me the major wiggins. Vamps aren't supposed to do that." said Willow.
"Enough of this" said Black Adam. "The forces arrayed against us are vastly inferior and it should be a matter of minutes before they are all destroyed."
With that, Black Adam gathered together the commandos heavy hitters. Spiderman, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Paralax, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Venom, Devastator, Echo, Batzarro and of course Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian armor.
The Hair at Beckerman's temples began to go grey. A grin, filled with pointed teeth grew across his face. Both lightsabers flashed into life.
Paralax had taken control of Beckerman.
This crew of superpowers immediately threw themselves into the action at the forces arrayed against them.
Green Lantern and Astro Droid #17 managed to avoid Black Adam's assault. Unfortunately the tight formation that the Better Than All Of You pilots were in caused him to collide with Batman and Astro Droid #18, He tried to hold it together but Lonestar, Barf, and Batman Beyond were unable to get out of his way as his X-wing slammed into their vehicles.
Gandalf the White stood to take on the magic users of the commandos. Harry Potter and Dumbledore both stood against him.
The energy from the wands of the two Hogwarts wizards collided with the energy from Gandalf hovering in mid air.
This seemed to go on for ages, the roar of the spells filling the air.
Barely audible above the sound were two simple words.
"Bored now..."
Willow had gone dark... She turned the white wizards staff into a giant serpent which proceeded to strike Gandalf repeatedly. Injecting deadly poison with each bite.
Dark Willow would have chuckled but she had already moved on to her next victim. Or should I say Victims.
"Wrestlers? All oiled up and flexing? that is sooo gay, and trust me, I'd know..."
Willow then gave all of the wrestlers the "Warren" treatment, opening the skin at the bottom of their feet and pulling them apart like fleshy ziplock bags.
"There, now everyone can see all your muscles."
The subsequent simultaneous splorching sound made the Stay Puft Marshmallow man immediately sick. He covered his own team with sticky marshmallow vomit. This froze most of the remaining fighters in their place except for the Ghost Riders whose flames were browning the marshmallow faster than it could stick. Unfortunately those flames also caught the sticky marshmallow on fire, essentially turning it into napalm.
Rachel Ray was commenting on how delish the marshmallow smelled when the flames reached her, her garbage bowl completely unable to protect her this time. Predators 5 - 35 were all consumed by sticky sweet fire. Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee were all banking on the stomach eating their way out of the mess but he was not fast enough the flames took them as well.
Ahead of the mess The Ghost riders were barreling towards a single opponent. Bryan Beckerlax crouched low, his sinister grin reflecting the light from the riders flaming skulls. "I knew this season was going to be epic.." he said in a truckload of gravel meets a carton of cigarettes a day voice.
Beckerman triggered the rocket on his mandelorian armor, the explosion sending the two cyclists flying through the air towards him. He then fired his jetpack and sliced the two skeletal warriors neatly in two while flying between them.
Meanwhile on water, deathklok was riding the waves and waiting for a fight. This fight, unfortunately, came in the form of Swimmel, who they repeatedly ran over with their vehicles until the water turned a deep shade of red.
"Dude" said Nathan, "I wish we were in the napalm vomit, that's so much more metal than running over one dude with five jetskis... woah, Napalm Vomit, that'd be an awesome song..."
While deathklok was arguing about whether Planet Piss would be allowed to record Napalm Vomit, the body of predator
#4 landed in front of them with a splash. Bizarro and Batzarro had joined forces and decided to see who could throw the lifeless alien the farthest.
"Me am the loser!" exclaimed Bizarro. In response Batzaro murdered Deathklok by shooting them all in the head.
"MALB, MALB, MALB, Me am world’s worst detective, Me solve case by shooting strange musicians!" he shouted.
The rest of the Better than all of you squad was busy trying to free themselves from the now burning and melting
corpse of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, when the gungan soldiers released their boomas at the sticky mess. 50 orbs
impacted the tangled mess of a team all at once, the electric shock killing Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Skeletor, John Rambo, Doc Holliday, Beechead, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman & Robin, Tomax & Xamot, Abomination, Spider-man, Yogurt, Nick Fury, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, Kung Lao, Cobra Viper #1-6, and Doozer #6.
Zombie Phoenix shambled towards the gungans, Executing them all in a great gout of flames, burning away the rest of the marshmallow on the field of battle.
Loki and Bartleby swooped in and met Angel in battle.
"Angel? really?" said Loki... mocking the vampire.
"Who does this guy think he is? Grab an arm Loki..." said Bartleby.
The two angles tore the demon in half and scanned the horizon for a new target...
Just as they were setting their sights on Harry Potter an anguished scream erupted from behind them. Buffy launched herself at the angels tearing their wings off with her bare hands and shoving them into the back of Dark Willow.
Willow, annoyed at the interruption, (she was levitating the grey hulk and pulling strips of his skin off to see how mad he would get...) Collapsed the grey hulks skull and welded the two angels armor together with electricity. The now human Angels burned alive in their red hot armor.
Megadeth in their 4x4 attempted to flee the battle but were crushed to death by the giant steel balls of the Devastator.
Inspired by Megadeth's demise Willow turned her attention to Zombie Phoenix, the fleash eater was consuming the fried Gungans voraciously, (apparently they taste like frog legs, which apparently, taste like chicken...) Willow began to read from an ancient text which stripped Phoenix of all of her powers, including whatever mystical force that was keeping her animated as a zombie.
Cryptic Writings indeed.
Hanna Montana and Barack Obama's Touring Battalion of Commandos are Victorious!
The commandos have lost all 50 gungan warriors, Swimmel, Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee, and the Cullen clan in the battle.
Hayley's Comets vs. P.M.S.
“Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.”
-Timothy Leary
I look to the teams during this Week 6 Match on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Sandworms #9 and 13, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Jedi Master #40, Reverse Flash, Predator #50, Nexu #5, Terminator #38, Xenomorph #54, Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8, Dementors #6 and 9, Vigo the Carpathian, Sith Lords #19 and 20, 4-Lom and Zuckuss, Acklay #3, Riik #2, Junkeons #15 and 16, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Drago, Sebulba in a B-Wing, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Duncan Idaho Ghola #10, Waluigie, Count Hasmir Fenring, Force Adept #6, Krayt Dragon #4, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle and Boomerang, The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin and Zuffy, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsman, Mister X, Headsman and Ghost, The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, & Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), The Ninja Tribunal: Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, The Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, Tech Net: Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave and Impact, The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner, The Reavers: Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese, The Hive Five: Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More and Private Hive, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship, Zombie Arisia, Zombie Polaris, Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani, Doozer #3, Watchdogs #1-10 and Ewok #76.
P.M.S. is Freddy Krueger (w/ a yellow power ring), Jack Sparrow, The Leprechaun, The Beast, The Sentry, Judge Dredd, IG-88 in a B-Wing, Fizzle, M. Bison, Blue Beetle, Black Dragon #12, Johnny Rico, Ookla the Mok, Blue Devil, Spawn, Chun Li, Predator #47, Xenomorph #51, Balrog #2, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid, Abbey Chase, Armor, M.O.D.O.T., Christine (the car), Dick Trickle, Naytiri, Sam Whitwicky, Pixie, Typhoid Mary, Terra, The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa, The Candy Land Crew: The Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Darwin and Seaman Anthony Piccolo, and the dudes from Tropic Thunder: Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman..
Let the battle begin. . . and the adventures of Ewok #76. . .
Space-Inside Space Station
Predator #47 slowly searches for its prey. It locates 4-Lom and Zuckuss. Predator #47 becomes invisible with its cloaking device and stands behind Zuckuss. The small Gand bounty hunter is impaled by the Predator’s wrist claw. The Predator lifts the mortally wounded Zuckuss off the floor and throws him down. Before 4-Lom can react to his partner’s death, Judge Dredd moves behind the bounty hunter and fires. 4-Lom’s body spasms and falls to the floor. Predator #47 joins Dredd as they stealthily move through the halls.
The Leprechaun also roams the hallways (as he did in “Leprechaun 4”). He meets Jedi Master #40. The Jedi Master uses the force to throw the Leprechaun across the way. The Leprechaun lands near an entry portal. The diminutive trickster slowly ties his shirt tails to the ladder adjoining the door and punches the portal button. Jedi Master #40 is sucked into space where he freezes and dies. The Leprechaun punches the button again and the doorway seals shut.
Leprechaun: Never mess with. . . the Leprechaun!
M.O.D.O.T. faces The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin, and Zuffy. Since M.O.D.O.T. is only meant for talking, he attempts to bargain for his survival with the Defenders. While the Defenders pay attention to M.O.D.O.T., Predator #47, Judge Dredd, the Leprechaun and Blue Beetle (who has entered the fray) attack the Defenders. Since the Defenders are taken completely off guard, they are slaughtered.
Zombie Polaris senses the deaths of her teammates on the space station and uses all of her abilities to force the station to crash into the Playoff Planet. Although she knows that it will mean her death, she realizes that for the greater good of her team, her sacrifice will be worth it. The station begins to plummet from space. Ewok #76, who has been hiding in a compartment, jumps out of the modular area and rushes to the station’s only life pod. He waves goodbye to his teammate. The station crashes into the planet and explodes. Zombie Polaris is killed, as is M.O.D.O.T., Blue Beetle, the Leprechaun, Judge Dredd and Predator #47.
Space-Outside
Ewok #76’s life pod passes by the battle occurring in space. IG-88 in a B-Wing and Freddy Krueger with a yellow power ring are in a pitched battle against Hordak with a yellow power ring and Sebulba in a B-Wing. The B-Wings enter into a dogfight with one another. Although Sebulba is an excellent pilot, he cannot match the Holowan Lab assassin droid’s intricate skills and perfect synch with his vehicle. IG-88 bests Sebulba and shoots down the Dug and his fighter. Meanwhile, Krueger faces Hordak. The two characters are evenly matched as the dream warrior fights against the technological villain. While the two fight with their rings, Krueger moves in close with his claws and attempts to rip at Hordak’s mask. Hordak’s chest opens up and launches the buzz-saw weapon stored there. The saw rips into Krueger. Krueger’s ring protection wanes as does Krueger’s life. Hordak takes advantage of the situation and his arm becomes an energy cannon. The cannon tears into Krueger and Krueger dies. IG-88 flies his ship at Hordak. Hordak uses his other arm as a mechanical rotor blade. The turbulence whips IG-88’s ship around. Hordak then fires his arm cannon and destroys the ship and robot. At the end of the battle, Hordak notices Ewok #76’s ship. Hordak uses his power ring to guide Ewok #76’s shuttle to safety.
Water Region
The life pod shoots over the water region of the planet. In the water, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Forest Region
Ewok #76’s life pod crashes into the forest where the battle has already commenced. Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman walk through the trees. Alpa Chino screams as a blast rips through his chest. The shot was fired by Predator #50. Predator #50’s cloaking device kicks in and it becomes invisible. Regardless of its invisibility, Xenomorph #51 manages to pounce on the Predator. The two mortal enemies enter into a furious battle. Xenomorph #51 kills Predator #50. Xenomorph #54 sees its brother enemy and the two fight to the death. Xenomorph #54 kills Xenomorph #51. Portnoy, Sandusky, Lazarus and Speedman rally around each other and kill Xenomorph #54 with gunfire. Terminator #38 storms from behind the bushes and kills Portnoy and Sandusky. Before it is able to destroy Speedman and Lazarus, Black Dragon #12 spews its acid breath at Terminator #38. The Terminator melts. 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship hovers over the Black Dragon. and with their combined concussion blasted cue sticks, destroy the Dragon. The Balls look to the remaining Tropic Thunder characters. Before they reach Lazarus and Speedman, they are met by Balrog #2, which uses its fire weapons to destroy the ship and kill the entire 8-Ball crew.
Naytiri lurks on an immense branch and focuses on Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. She notches an arrow in her bow and lets the arrow fly. Jeremitt Towani is struck in the heart and dies instantly. Naytiri quickly notches another arrow and kills Catatrine Towani with an arrow through her eye. Ewok #76 jumps on Naytiri’s back. Naytiri shrieks as she attempts to dislodge Ewok #76. She is unable to, trips on a jutting branch offshoot and falls to her death. Ewok #76 rides her down and although he loses his wind, survives.
Typhoid Mary confronts Watchdogs #1-10. Although the Watchdogs appear more formidable, Typhoid Mary uses her mind control to turn the Watchdogs against each other. She also uses her pyrokinesis to burn them. After the skirmish, all Watchdogs are dead. Typhoid Mary then faces Dementors #6 and 9; she is ripped apart.
Spawn kills both Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. He then faces Vigo the Carpathian. Vigo uses his immense supernatural abilities to bring Spawn to his knees. Dementors #6 and 9 finish Spawn off. Blue Devil steps into the fray and uses his hell-spawned supernatural ability to destroy both Dementors #6 and 9, as well as Vigo.
Zombie Arisia flies by and sees Ewok #76 running through the forest. She uses her ring to transports him to safety.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Desert Region
Zombie Arisia is distracted at the Desert’s battle and decides to drop off Ewok #76 at the nearest sand dune. She then flies above the current fracas. Ewok #76, from his dune-safe site above, sees Sandworms #9 and 13 move through the sands with Force Adept #6, riding on top of Krayt Dragon #4. They are met by Johnny Rico and Ookla the Mok. Ookla fires paralyzing arrows at Sandworm #9. Rico joins his teammate and fires at the beast. Sandworm #9 slows down due to the arrows and bullets piercing its hide. The Sentry flies in and with the help of Arisia, lifts Sandworm #9 in the air and drops it; Sandworm #9 is crushed by its own weight. Sam Whitwicky and Armor focus on Force Adept #6 and Krayt Dragon #4. Krayt Dragon #4 easily dispatches with Sam Whitwicky. Armor jumps on the back of the dragon and jumps on its rider, Force Adept #6. Armor’s psionic powers destroy Force Adept #6. Krayt Dragon #4 senses its rider’s death and throws Armor off its back. Armor’s armor protects her and she rolls away without being harmed. Terra approaches the skirmish and manipulates the sands around her. Rico and Ookla fire at Krayt Dragon #4, weakening it, while Terra uses her powers to suffocate the great beast.
Acklay #3 approaches Armor, who has recently risen. The Acklay focuses on Armor and is suddenly distracted by Ewok #76. While the furry combatant distracts the beast, Armor reacts and uses her psionic powers to kill Acklay #3. Riik #2 and Nexu #5 join the melee. Fizzle erupts on the site and assists Armor in the destruction of both Nexu #5 and Riik #2.
Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 and Count Hasmir Fenring face Armor, Johnny Rico and Ookla. Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 bests Rico, but is killed by Armor. Fenring dies at the hands of Ookla. Sandworm #13 rushes up from the sands to engulf Ookla. Terra joins Armor and Fizzle and together they destroy Sandworm #13. They are not so lucky when they face Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeons #15 and 16. Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeon #15 are destroyed, but Terra, Armor and Fizzle are also killed in the skirmish.
Ewok #76 travels with Sentry and Zombie Arisia to the next fight.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
In the City
Ewok #76 is dropped into the city and runs from building to building. Dick Trickle moves behind the wheel of Christine. He sees his target and as if the car can read his mind, Christine storms straight at Waluigie and Doozer #3. The car’s wheels run over Doozer #3, leaving behind a bloody mess. The car then focuses to Waluigie. Waluigie attempts to jump out of the way, but it is too late. Waluigie is hit and flies into the air; his lifeless body ends up in a garbage can. Dick Trickle races through the town and cannot avoid the Blob, who is standing in the middle of the street. The car crashes into the giant mutant and Christine is damaged beyond repair. Dick Trickle has his seatbelt on, so he groggily walks from the vehicle. He is riddled with bullets by both Kid Deadpool and Cable.
The Comets’ teams band together with Daredevil, Arachne and Hannibal King. Thus, the Thunderbolts, Justice Force, Ninja Tribunal and Hive Five join the three non-team Comet members. Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsmen, Mister X, Headsman, Ghost, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More, Private Hive and Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho face P.M.S.’s The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase. A bloody slaughter ensues; the death and carnage are immeasurable and P.M.S. winds up on the short side of the stick. All of its combatants die in the melee. At the end of the fray, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Darwin, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase are dead. Their deaths are not in vain as they manage to kill Nobody, Nano, Chrysalis, Raptarr, Gizmo, Private Hive, Swordsman, Songbird, Headsman, Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho and Ghost.
Seeing his teammates victorious without his necessity, Ewok #76 opens a manhole cover and jumps into the sewers beneath the city.
Beneath City-Sewers
The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa face another massive team combination- The Marauders, Tech Net and Reavers. Thus, Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave, Impact, Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese stand together.
Donald Pierce (looking at the Dorks): You have to be kidding right?
Dr. Boom Boom Pow: We may not look like much, but we have it where it counts!
Scalphunter: We’ll see BBP!
Bagwa: Yes, we will.
The teams begin their battle. The Guild is actually more powerful than it looks with its wizards and warriors. Although the Dorks all fall, they actually take with them, Arclight, Harpoon, Prism, Cyblade, Velocity, Impact, China Doll, Ferro 2, Ring Toss, Yap, Cole and Macon. Ewok #76 joins his teammates at the end of the skirmish and rises to the lands above.
Grassland Region
The Candy Land Crew: Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster face off against The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner. Ace Bunny uses his martial arts skills and swordsmanship against Mr. Mint with a blue lightsaber. Although it is a pitched battle, the lightsaber proves superior and Mr. Mint slices Ace Bunny in half. Lexi Bunny rushes at Princess Lolly and Queen Frostine. Frostine uses her powers to create a small blizzard which engulfs Lexi Bunny. Princess Lolly then uses lollipops and weapons against Lexi and kills her. Slam Tasmanian and Danger Duck converge on Gingerbread People #1-3, as well as Gramma Nut and Queen Frostine. Danger and Slam kill them all. Gloppy the Monster sprays Slam and Danger so that they are unable to move quickly. The Candyland Crew uses this to their advantage. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice slice Slam and Danger with their lightsabers. Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner manage to destroy King Kandy, Jolly and Plumpy. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice become enraged animals and kill the remaining Loonatics. As if in response to their animalistic tendencies coming out, the Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, come to the scene. Although the Candyland lightsaber wielders manage to kills Hairball, they are killed by the remaining pets. Gloppy and Princess Lolly die shortly thereafter.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. Finally!!! On the horizon they see Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup and Drago. Ash is shot down by the air to surface weaponry of the Seaquest submarine. In retaliation, the Pokemon characters attack and actually manage to destroy the Seaquest beyond repair. Bridger, as the Captain, goes down with the ship as does his boy toy, Lucas Wolenczak. After the ship sinks, its crew jettisons out of the sub on a large modified life raft. The remaining Seaquest members manage to destroy Jiggy Puff, Wartortle, Grottle, Dialga, Regirock, Piplup and Drago, before they perish. Jack Sparrow rides Darwin away, but only so far as Darwin is killed by Empoleon and Prinplup. Sparrow escapes.
Arctic Region
It is a smaller match in the Arctic elements. The Beast, M. Bison, Chun Li and Pixie face insurmountable odds by facing Lady Deathstrike, Reverse Flash, Sith Lords #19 and 20, Weirdwolf and Monzo, The Shining Force, Trigon, Halk Karr and Omac. The Beast, M. Bison and Pixie are only able to kill Sith Lord #20 before they perish.
The Final Battle
Almost never have I seen such a match. The odds of P.M.S. are felt by all on the battlefield. The team members that remain are as follows-
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, Zombie Arisia and Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: Jack Sparrow, The Sentry, Blue Devil, Balrog #2, Kirk Lazarus and Tugg Speedman.
Sparrow: Farwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain;
For we received our orders, to put a sail back to Boston,
And so never more shall we see you again.
Tugg Speedman: You tell the world what happened here.
Kirk Lazarus: What happened here?
Tugg Speedman: I don't know, but you need to tell them.
In a scene reminiscent of the finale of “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” the P.M.S. crew meets their maker. Although none survive on P.M.S., they manage to kill Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: All dead.
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac and Zombie Arisia survive.
HALEY’S COMETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Timothy Leary
I look to the teams during this Week 6 Match on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Sandworms #9 and 13, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Jedi Master #40, Reverse Flash, Predator #50, Nexu #5, Terminator #38, Xenomorph #54, Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8, Dementors #6 and 9, Vigo the Carpathian, Sith Lords #19 and 20, 4-Lom and Zuckuss, Acklay #3, Riik #2, Junkeons #15 and 16, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Drago, Sebulba in a B-Wing, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Duncan Idaho Ghola #10, Waluigie, Count Hasmir Fenring, Force Adept #6, Krayt Dragon #4, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle and Boomerang, The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin and Zuffy, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsman, Mister X, Headsman and Ghost, The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, & Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), The Ninja Tribunal: Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, The Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, Tech Net: Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave and Impact, The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner, The Reavers: Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese, The Hive Five: Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More and Private Hive, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship, Zombie Arisia, Zombie Polaris, Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani, Doozer #3, Watchdogs #1-10 and Ewok #76.
P.M.S. is Freddy Krueger (w/ a yellow power ring), Jack Sparrow, The Leprechaun, The Beast, The Sentry, Judge Dredd, IG-88 in a B-Wing, Fizzle, M. Bison, Blue Beetle, Black Dragon #12, Johnny Rico, Ookla the Mok, Blue Devil, Spawn, Chun Li, Predator #47, Xenomorph #51, Balrog #2, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid, Abbey Chase, Armor, M.O.D.O.T., Christine (the car), Dick Trickle, Naytiri, Sam Whitwicky, Pixie, Typhoid Mary, Terra, The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa, The Candy Land Crew: The Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Darwin and Seaman Anthony Piccolo, and the dudes from Tropic Thunder: Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman..
Let the battle begin. . . and the adventures of Ewok #76. . .
Space-Inside Space Station
Predator #47 slowly searches for its prey. It locates 4-Lom and Zuckuss. Predator #47 becomes invisible with its cloaking device and stands behind Zuckuss. The small Gand bounty hunter is impaled by the Predator’s wrist claw. The Predator lifts the mortally wounded Zuckuss off the floor and throws him down. Before 4-Lom can react to his partner’s death, Judge Dredd moves behind the bounty hunter and fires. 4-Lom’s body spasms and falls to the floor. Predator #47 joins Dredd as they stealthily move through the halls.
The Leprechaun also roams the hallways (as he did in “Leprechaun 4”). He meets Jedi Master #40. The Jedi Master uses the force to throw the Leprechaun across the way. The Leprechaun lands near an entry portal. The diminutive trickster slowly ties his shirt tails to the ladder adjoining the door and punches the portal button. Jedi Master #40 is sucked into space where he freezes and dies. The Leprechaun punches the button again and the doorway seals shut.
Leprechaun: Never mess with. . . the Leprechaun!
M.O.D.O.T. faces The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin, and Zuffy. Since M.O.D.O.T. is only meant for talking, he attempts to bargain for his survival with the Defenders. While the Defenders pay attention to M.O.D.O.T., Predator #47, Judge Dredd, the Leprechaun and Blue Beetle (who has entered the fray) attack the Defenders. Since the Defenders are taken completely off guard, they are slaughtered.
Zombie Polaris senses the deaths of her teammates on the space station and uses all of her abilities to force the station to crash into the Playoff Planet. Although she knows that it will mean her death, she realizes that for the greater good of her team, her sacrifice will be worth it. The station begins to plummet from space. Ewok #76, who has been hiding in a compartment, jumps out of the modular area and rushes to the station’s only life pod. He waves goodbye to his teammate. The station crashes into the planet and explodes. Zombie Polaris is killed, as is M.O.D.O.T., Blue Beetle, the Leprechaun, Judge Dredd and Predator #47.
Space-Outside
Ewok #76’s life pod passes by the battle occurring in space. IG-88 in a B-Wing and Freddy Krueger with a yellow power ring are in a pitched battle against Hordak with a yellow power ring and Sebulba in a B-Wing. The B-Wings enter into a dogfight with one another. Although Sebulba is an excellent pilot, he cannot match the Holowan Lab assassin droid’s intricate skills and perfect synch with his vehicle. IG-88 bests Sebulba and shoots down the Dug and his fighter. Meanwhile, Krueger faces Hordak. The two characters are evenly matched as the dream warrior fights against the technological villain. While the two fight with their rings, Krueger moves in close with his claws and attempts to rip at Hordak’s mask. Hordak’s chest opens up and launches the buzz-saw weapon stored there. The saw rips into Krueger. Krueger’s ring protection wanes as does Krueger’s life. Hordak takes advantage of the situation and his arm becomes an energy cannon. The cannon tears into Krueger and Krueger dies. IG-88 flies his ship at Hordak. Hordak uses his other arm as a mechanical rotor blade. The turbulence whips IG-88’s ship around. Hordak then fires his arm cannon and destroys the ship and robot. At the end of the battle, Hordak notices Ewok #76’s ship. Hordak uses his power ring to guide Ewok #76’s shuttle to safety.
Water Region
The life pod shoots over the water region of the planet. In the water, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Forest Region
Ewok #76’s life pod crashes into the forest where the battle has already commenced. Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman walk through the trees. Alpa Chino screams as a blast rips through his chest. The shot was fired by Predator #50. Predator #50’s cloaking device kicks in and it becomes invisible. Regardless of its invisibility, Xenomorph #51 manages to pounce on the Predator. The two mortal enemies enter into a furious battle. Xenomorph #51 kills Predator #50. Xenomorph #54 sees its brother enemy and the two fight to the death. Xenomorph #54 kills Xenomorph #51. Portnoy, Sandusky, Lazarus and Speedman rally around each other and kill Xenomorph #54 with gunfire. Terminator #38 storms from behind the bushes and kills Portnoy and Sandusky. Before it is able to destroy Speedman and Lazarus, Black Dragon #12 spews its acid breath at Terminator #38. The Terminator melts. 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship hovers over the Black Dragon. and with their combined concussion blasted cue sticks, destroy the Dragon. The Balls look to the remaining Tropic Thunder characters. Before they reach Lazarus and Speedman, they are met by Balrog #2, which uses its fire weapons to destroy the ship and kill the entire 8-Ball crew.
Naytiri lurks on an immense branch and focuses on Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. She notches an arrow in her bow and lets the arrow fly. Jeremitt Towani is struck in the heart and dies instantly. Naytiri quickly notches another arrow and kills Catatrine Towani with an arrow through her eye. Ewok #76 jumps on Naytiri’s back. Naytiri shrieks as she attempts to dislodge Ewok #76. She is unable to, trips on a jutting branch offshoot and falls to her death. Ewok #76 rides her down and although he loses his wind, survives.
Typhoid Mary confronts Watchdogs #1-10. Although the Watchdogs appear more formidable, Typhoid Mary uses her mind control to turn the Watchdogs against each other. She also uses her pyrokinesis to burn them. After the skirmish, all Watchdogs are dead. Typhoid Mary then faces Dementors #6 and 9; she is ripped apart.
Spawn kills both Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. He then faces Vigo the Carpathian. Vigo uses his immense supernatural abilities to bring Spawn to his knees. Dementors #6 and 9 finish Spawn off. Blue Devil steps into the fray and uses his hell-spawned supernatural ability to destroy both Dementors #6 and 9, as well as Vigo.
Zombie Arisia flies by and sees Ewok #76 running through the forest. She uses her ring to transports him to safety.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Desert Region
Zombie Arisia is distracted at the Desert’s battle and decides to drop off Ewok #76 at the nearest sand dune. She then flies above the current fracas. Ewok #76, from his dune-safe site above, sees Sandworms #9 and 13 move through the sands with Force Adept #6, riding on top of Krayt Dragon #4. They are met by Johnny Rico and Ookla the Mok. Ookla fires paralyzing arrows at Sandworm #9. Rico joins his teammate and fires at the beast. Sandworm #9 slows down due to the arrows and bullets piercing its hide. The Sentry flies in and with the help of Arisia, lifts Sandworm #9 in the air and drops it; Sandworm #9 is crushed by its own weight. Sam Whitwicky and Armor focus on Force Adept #6 and Krayt Dragon #4. Krayt Dragon #4 easily dispatches with Sam Whitwicky. Armor jumps on the back of the dragon and jumps on its rider, Force Adept #6. Armor’s psionic powers destroy Force Adept #6. Krayt Dragon #4 senses its rider’s death and throws Armor off its back. Armor’s armor protects her and she rolls away without being harmed. Terra approaches the skirmish and manipulates the sands around her. Rico and Ookla fire at Krayt Dragon #4, weakening it, while Terra uses her powers to suffocate the great beast.
Acklay #3 approaches Armor, who has recently risen. The Acklay focuses on Armor and is suddenly distracted by Ewok #76. While the furry combatant distracts the beast, Armor reacts and uses her psionic powers to kill Acklay #3. Riik #2 and Nexu #5 join the melee. Fizzle erupts on the site and assists Armor in the destruction of both Nexu #5 and Riik #2.
Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 and Count Hasmir Fenring face Armor, Johnny Rico and Ookla. Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 bests Rico, but is killed by Armor. Fenring dies at the hands of Ookla. Sandworm #13 rushes up from the sands to engulf Ookla. Terra joins Armor and Fizzle and together they destroy Sandworm #13. They are not so lucky when they face Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeons #15 and 16. Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeon #15 are destroyed, but Terra, Armor and Fizzle are also killed in the skirmish.
Ewok #76 travels with Sentry and Zombie Arisia to the next fight.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
In the City
Ewok #76 is dropped into the city and runs from building to building. Dick Trickle moves behind the wheel of Christine. He sees his target and as if the car can read his mind, Christine storms straight at Waluigie and Doozer #3. The car’s wheels run over Doozer #3, leaving behind a bloody mess. The car then focuses to Waluigie. Waluigie attempts to jump out of the way, but it is too late. Waluigie is hit and flies into the air; his lifeless body ends up in a garbage can. Dick Trickle races through the town and cannot avoid the Blob, who is standing in the middle of the street. The car crashes into the giant mutant and Christine is damaged beyond repair. Dick Trickle has his seatbelt on, so he groggily walks from the vehicle. He is riddled with bullets by both Kid Deadpool and Cable.
The Comets’ teams band together with Daredevil, Arachne and Hannibal King. Thus, the Thunderbolts, Justice Force, Ninja Tribunal and Hive Five join the three non-team Comet members. Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsmen, Mister X, Headsman, Ghost, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More, Private Hive and Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho face P.M.S.’s The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase. A bloody slaughter ensues; the death and carnage are immeasurable and P.M.S. winds up on the short side of the stick. All of its combatants die in the melee. At the end of the fray, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Darwin, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase are dead. Their deaths are not in vain as they manage to kill Nobody, Nano, Chrysalis, Raptarr, Gizmo, Private Hive, Swordsman, Songbird, Headsman, Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho and Ghost.
Seeing his teammates victorious without his necessity, Ewok #76 opens a manhole cover and jumps into the sewers beneath the city.
Beneath City-Sewers
The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa face another massive team combination- The Marauders, Tech Net and Reavers. Thus, Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave, Impact, Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese stand together.
Donald Pierce (looking at the Dorks): You have to be kidding right?
Dr. Boom Boom Pow: We may not look like much, but we have it where it counts!
Scalphunter: We’ll see BBP!
Bagwa: Yes, we will.
The teams begin their battle. The Guild is actually more powerful than it looks with its wizards and warriors. Although the Dorks all fall, they actually take with them, Arclight, Harpoon, Prism, Cyblade, Velocity, Impact, China Doll, Ferro 2, Ring Toss, Yap, Cole and Macon. Ewok #76 joins his teammates at the end of the skirmish and rises to the lands above.
Grassland Region
The Candy Land Crew: Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster face off against The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner. Ace Bunny uses his martial arts skills and swordsmanship against Mr. Mint with a blue lightsaber. Although it is a pitched battle, the lightsaber proves superior and Mr. Mint slices Ace Bunny in half. Lexi Bunny rushes at Princess Lolly and Queen Frostine. Frostine uses her powers to create a small blizzard which engulfs Lexi Bunny. Princess Lolly then uses lollipops and weapons against Lexi and kills her. Slam Tasmanian and Danger Duck converge on Gingerbread People #1-3, as well as Gramma Nut and Queen Frostine. Danger and Slam kill them all. Gloppy the Monster sprays Slam and Danger so that they are unable to move quickly. The Candyland Crew uses this to their advantage. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice slice Slam and Danger with their lightsabers. Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner manage to destroy King Kandy, Jolly and Plumpy. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice become enraged animals and kill the remaining Loonatics. As if in response to their animalistic tendencies coming out, the Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, come to the scene. Although the Candyland lightsaber wielders manage to kills Hairball, they are killed by the remaining pets. Gloppy and Princess Lolly die shortly thereafter.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. Finally!!! On the horizon they see Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup and Drago. Ash is shot down by the air to surface weaponry of the Seaquest submarine. In retaliation, the Pokemon characters attack and actually manage to destroy the Seaquest beyond repair. Bridger, as the Captain, goes down with the ship as does his boy toy, Lucas Wolenczak. After the ship sinks, its crew jettisons out of the sub on a large modified life raft. The remaining Seaquest members manage to destroy Jiggy Puff, Wartortle, Grottle, Dialga, Regirock, Piplup and Drago, before they perish. Jack Sparrow rides Darwin away, but only so far as Darwin is killed by Empoleon and Prinplup. Sparrow escapes.
Arctic Region
It is a smaller match in the Arctic elements. The Beast, M. Bison, Chun Li and Pixie face insurmountable odds by facing Lady Deathstrike, Reverse Flash, Sith Lords #19 and 20, Weirdwolf and Monzo, The Shining Force, Trigon, Halk Karr and Omac. The Beast, M. Bison and Pixie are only able to kill Sith Lord #20 before they perish.
The Final Battle
Almost never have I seen such a match. The odds of P.M.S. are felt by all on the battlefield. The team members that remain are as follows-
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, Zombie Arisia and Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: Jack Sparrow, The Sentry, Blue Devil, Balrog #2, Kirk Lazarus and Tugg Speedman.
Sparrow: Farwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain;
For we received our orders, to put a sail back to Boston,
And so never more shall we see you again.
Tugg Speedman: You tell the world what happened here.
Kirk Lazarus: What happened here?
Tugg Speedman: I don't know, but you need to tell them.
In a scene reminiscent of the finale of “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” the P.M.S. crew meets their maker. Although none survive on P.M.S., they manage to kill Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: All dead.
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac and Zombie Arisia survive.
HALEY’S COMETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Monday, April 26, 2010
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team S.P.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are Dark Phoenix, Ego the Living Planet, Mogo, The One Above All, The Living Tribunal, Ranx the Sentient City, Orion, Yendar Plantis, Tyvokka, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), War Skrull #6-10, Brood #6-10, Cyclonus & his Armada, Dracula, Deadman, Dementor #1-5, Doublecross, Duncan McLeod (w/ a green lightsaber), Nightbird, Warpath, Michael Myers, Magog, Nazgul #3 w/ Fell Beast, Green Dragon #13-18, Black Dragon #5-7, 9, & 13-14, Brother Blood, Spike, Triggerhappy & Blowpipe, Slugslinger & Caliburst, Skullcruncher & Grax, Predator X #1-5, Krayt Dragon #1 & 2, Fangry & Briscoe, Flywheels, Black Widow Shark, Naga, Abe Sapien, Hush, Clawful, Max Mercury, Killer Kroc, The Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Captain, Arc Trooper Lt. #1 & 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert, Arc Trooper #1-5, & Storm Trooper #15.
Team S.P. is The X-Men: Cyclops, Jean Grey (w/ a green power ring), Beast, Angel, Thunderbird, Quicksilver, Jubilee, Blink, & Banshee, The Enchantress, Unus the Untouchable, Mastermind, Female Sentinel #1-10, Vision, Giant Man, Spider Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, Deathbird, Super Skrull, War Skrull #1-5, Skrull #23-50, SHIELD Agent #1-6, Xenomorph #1-43, Compsagnothid #29-60, Capt. Boomerang, Cloak, & Dagger.
Ego the Living Planet looks over to his right and sees the mighty Joshatu preparing to witness the match. Ego speaks: “What brings you here Joshatu, I was under the impression that Ryatu was to witness out inevitable victory. Josh says: “Yeah, he was but his washing machine crapped out on him this weekend and he asked me to sit in for him”. Ego replies with: “Hah”. “Why is that funny”? Josh asks. “Oh ya know, just the whole “all powerful Watcher thing” ya know. And then you end up with a puked out washing machine. Sorry, but it’s funny”. Ego says. Josh replies: “ya know, life isn’t that easy for us Watchers, crap happens to us to and then it gets pretty rough. For instance a plumber shows up atone of our houses and he’s all like: (said in a dumb voice) “Ooooh you’re a Watcher, that means I can charge you up the butt for like 5 minutes of work””. Ego speaks once again: “Still, I mean we’re about to do battle for domination of the Universe here, and the only witness can’t make it cause his washing machine is broke”. “You have to admit, it is kind of funny”. Mogo adds. “Hey, nobody asked you Moags. And besides why am talking to you guys anyway, I’m breaking the rules, I’m not supposed to talk to talk to the combatants”. Ego says: “Oh come on Josh, it’s us, it’s not like you’re talking to Ron Popeil or Homer Simpson or something, it’s us. We’re living planets, I mean I think we are on the same level as you”. “Yeah, what’s the big deal”? Ranx the Sentient City adds. “Ya know Ranx, I don’t need your crap right now. I’m not in the mood. I’m not gonna lie, I’m still kind of pissed at you about the thing.... with the dude..... You know....... Last week..... Well, either way, I’m still just not going to talk about with you. It just isn’t the time or the place“. Josh says. Mogo adds: “Yeah really Ranx, shut up! Nobody wants to here your crap today” “Don’t tell me what to do” Ranx says. Mogo replies brilliantly with: “Why what are you gonna do about it? Huh?” Ranx sits in silence for a minute when Mogo adds: “What are you yellow”? Ego jumps in and tries to play peacemaker by saying: “Okay guys, enough of this green/yellow stuff. Just cut it out. It doesn’t matter what color you are”. “Jeez, who invited Al Sharpton”? Josh says drawing uproarious laughter from the 2 lantern planets. Josh then finishes up with: “No but seriously. stop talking to me, we really should get down to this match. I mean the deadline was like 17 hours ago and it hasn’t even started yet, so lets do this”. The One Above All appears in the form of a giant Mint Oreo (for obvious reasons, to any one who has ever tasted one). The One Above All would normally have a more apathetic attitude toward such things, but he is pissed off that he wasn’t included in the HILARIOUS monologue to this match. The One Above All then decides that the gabby trio of planets should have to actually prove their worth. The One Above All & his minion The Living Tribunal teleport all 10 female sentinels, The 28 Skrulls, & The 6 SHIELD Agents onto Ego, The 43 Xenomorphs onto Mogo, & the 32 Compys onto Ranx. Once these characters are teleported onto the living planets, the ultra-powerful cosmic beings are able to use their natural resources to ensure the death of all of their opponents. Back on the play-off planet 5 Super Skrulls square off against 5 Dark Phoenixes in a pitched air battle. They battle with each other brutally, but in the end only one of the Dark Phoenixes remains (actually War Skrull #3), but that one is destroyed by the real Super Skrull shortly after he victory, Master Mind focuses all of his mutant ability and is successful in tapping in to the collective minds of The One Above All and The Living Tribunal. He breaks in thru their mental barriers, but is unable to control the immense knowledge that their minds contain. Mastermind loses his life, but the price he payed was well worth it for his team, as he takes the all powerful One Above All & The Living Tribunal out with him. Duncan McLeod and Michael Myers begin fighting with Capt. Boomerang, but the fight is broken up by an attack from Jubilee. Michael Myers gets some help from Hush and stays and fights Jubilee, gaining an eventual victory, but Duncan just can't keep from coming back to Capt. Boomerang (get it). Duncan then gets some aid from Killer Kroc and they easily take Capt. Boomerang down under (get it). Naga and Abe Sapien are playing 2 handed Euchre in the water area of the play-off planet, while Black Widow Shark watches. The 3 of them are just hoping that Team S.P. played some water character, but we all know that this didn't happen. In the desert area: Unus the Untouchable creates a force field that entraps the 2 Krayt Dragons, making them freak out and kill each other, but Max mercury vibrates thru the protective field of Unus and then kills him with a super-vibrato karat chop to the throat. Yendar Platis and Tyvokka use their 7 total lightsabers to remind Quicksilver that he is the lamest relative of Magneto's that Marvel has ever created. Oh. I get it. Hah, I didn't get it until right now, but now I get. I totally get it. **WARNING THE 4th WALL IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN** So Becks thought that Ryan was writing his match, so he started ever Transformer on his roster, and then, Josh ends up writing his match and well...... ain't that about a bi**ch. Jean Gray with her new green lantern ring and her old flame Angel decide that this going to be the match that they totally rock out in. The 2 of them fly into action and take out Cyclonus & his Armada, Doublecross, Nightbird, Warpath, Triggerhappy, Blowpipe, Slugslinger, Caliburst, Skullcruncher, Grax, & both parts of Flywheels, before Dark Phoenix shows up and decides that there is no better person to give Green Lantern Jean Gray her first death and Angel his last than her. Dark Phoenix releases the full power of the Phoenix force to kill not only them but Thunderbird as well, not to mention some collateral damage on her own team, namely the 5 Predator Xes. Dagger uses her powers of light to take out Nazgul #3, along with his Fell Beast, while Cloak engulfs the 6 Green Dragons within his massive cloak to send them to another plane of existence. Magog, Brother Blood, & The Brood then avenge their teammates by defeating Cloak and Dagger (only Brood #7 & 9 don’t survive the fight). The Arc Troopers stealthily move from building to building in the Metropolitan area of the planet and are able to take out both Beast & Banshee before either of them are able to defend themselves. Blink jumps out of nowhere and uses her powers to send Storm Trooper #15, and Arc #1, 3, & 4 into a volcano on another planet, but The heavy Weapons Expert uses his laser bazooka to blow her head off. The Enchantress attempts to use her powers of male persuasion of Ash, but since he is such a “gay” character he instead uses the built in blasters on his Mandalorian Armor to blow her away. The real Super Skrull squares off against the real Dark Phoenix, and the real Super Skrull ends up real dead. Vision, Cyclops, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, & Deathbird each take a Black Dragon, but they are then attacked by what remains of the Backyardigans (at least the ones that aren’t off in the water or out in space). Tyvokka blocks Cyclops optic blast with his lightsaber, while Yendar Platis uses his 6 lightsabers to rip him to shreds. Vision is in his intangible form, but Dark Phoenix uses he powers to simply change that and then render him brain dead. This is a great move that shows off the amazing range of her power, but it at the same time inadvertently killed Deadman & The Dementors in the exact same manner. Blockbuster is attacked by what remains of The Brood and The Arc Troopers. Blockbuster is able to use his superior strength to kill Brood #6, as well as Arc #5 & Arc Lt. #1, before the 2 groups take him down. Binary tries to attack Magog, but before she can Dracula sneaks up behind her and begins draining the blood from her neck. Orion uses his new-god powers to tap me on the shoulder and remind me that he is in this match. He then proves that he is to good to forget about by laying waste to Giant Man, as if he were called Ant Man (oh, that’s right, he was wasn’t he). Spider Woman knocks Michael Myers to the ground and is about to put the smack down, when Duncan McLeod uses his katana (he still uses the katana in his right hand and the lightsaber in his left(old habits die hard)) to lop off Spider Woman’s head. Deathbird delivers a deadly kick to the head of Clawful, but then, before he uses his hand to hand combat skills to kill her, Brother Blood uses his mental powers to telepathically remind Deathbird that she was just a part of what has got to be the shortest 2500 point match of all time.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYTACHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team S.P. is The X-Men: Cyclops, Jean Grey (w/ a green power ring), Beast, Angel, Thunderbird, Quicksilver, Jubilee, Blink, & Banshee, The Enchantress, Unus the Untouchable, Mastermind, Female Sentinel #1-10, Vision, Giant Man, Spider Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, Deathbird, Super Skrull, War Skrull #1-5, Skrull #23-50, SHIELD Agent #1-6, Xenomorph #1-43, Compsagnothid #29-60, Capt. Boomerang, Cloak, & Dagger.
Ego the Living Planet looks over to his right and sees the mighty Joshatu preparing to witness the match. Ego speaks: “What brings you here Joshatu, I was under the impression that Ryatu was to witness out inevitable victory. Josh says: “Yeah, he was but his washing machine crapped out on him this weekend and he asked me to sit in for him”. Ego replies with: “Hah”. “Why is that funny”? Josh asks. “Oh ya know, just the whole “all powerful Watcher thing” ya know. And then you end up with a puked out washing machine. Sorry, but it’s funny”. Ego says. Josh replies: “ya know, life isn’t that easy for us Watchers, crap happens to us to and then it gets pretty rough. For instance a plumber shows up atone of our houses and he’s all like: (said in a dumb voice) “Ooooh you’re a Watcher, that means I can charge you up the butt for like 5 minutes of work””. Ego speaks once again: “Still, I mean we’re about to do battle for domination of the Universe here, and the only witness can’t make it cause his washing machine is broke”. “You have to admit, it is kind of funny”. Mogo adds. “Hey, nobody asked you Moags. And besides why am talking to you guys anyway, I’m breaking the rules, I’m not supposed to talk to talk to the combatants”. Ego says: “Oh come on Josh, it’s us, it’s not like you’re talking to Ron Popeil or Homer Simpson or something, it’s us. We’re living planets, I mean I think we are on the same level as you”. “Yeah, what’s the big deal”? Ranx the Sentient City adds. “Ya know Ranx, I don’t need your crap right now. I’m not in the mood. I’m not gonna lie, I’m still kind of pissed at you about the thing.... with the dude..... You know....... Last week..... Well, either way, I’m still just not going to talk about with you. It just isn’t the time or the place“. Josh says. Mogo adds: “Yeah really Ranx, shut up! Nobody wants to here your crap today” “Don’t tell me what to do” Ranx says. Mogo replies brilliantly with: “Why what are you gonna do about it? Huh?” Ranx sits in silence for a minute when Mogo adds: “What are you yellow”? Ego jumps in and tries to play peacemaker by saying: “Okay guys, enough of this green/yellow stuff. Just cut it out. It doesn’t matter what color you are”. “Jeez, who invited Al Sharpton”? Josh says drawing uproarious laughter from the 2 lantern planets. Josh then finishes up with: “No but seriously. stop talking to me, we really should get down to this match. I mean the deadline was like 17 hours ago and it hasn’t even started yet, so lets do this”. The One Above All appears in the form of a giant Mint Oreo (for obvious reasons, to any one who has ever tasted one). The One Above All would normally have a more apathetic attitude toward such things, but he is pissed off that he wasn’t included in the HILARIOUS monologue to this match. The One Above All then decides that the gabby trio of planets should have to actually prove their worth. The One Above All & his minion The Living Tribunal teleport all 10 female sentinels, The 28 Skrulls, & The 6 SHIELD Agents onto Ego, The 43 Xenomorphs onto Mogo, & the 32 Compys onto Ranx. Once these characters are teleported onto the living planets, the ultra-powerful cosmic beings are able to use their natural resources to ensure the death of all of their opponents. Back on the play-off planet 5 Super Skrulls square off against 5 Dark Phoenixes in a pitched air battle. They battle with each other brutally, but in the end only one of the Dark Phoenixes remains (actually War Skrull #3), but that one is destroyed by the real Super Skrull shortly after he victory, Master Mind focuses all of his mutant ability and is successful in tapping in to the collective minds of The One Above All and The Living Tribunal. He breaks in thru their mental barriers, but is unable to control the immense knowledge that their minds contain. Mastermind loses his life, but the price he payed was well worth it for his team, as he takes the all powerful One Above All & The Living Tribunal out with him. Duncan McLeod and Michael Myers begin fighting with Capt. Boomerang, but the fight is broken up by an attack from Jubilee. Michael Myers gets some help from Hush and stays and fights Jubilee, gaining an eventual victory, but Duncan just can't keep from coming back to Capt. Boomerang (get it). Duncan then gets some aid from Killer Kroc and they easily take Capt. Boomerang down under (get it). Naga and Abe Sapien are playing 2 handed Euchre in the water area of the play-off planet, while Black Widow Shark watches. The 3 of them are just hoping that Team S.P. played some water character, but we all know that this didn't happen. In the desert area: Unus the Untouchable creates a force field that entraps the 2 Krayt Dragons, making them freak out and kill each other, but Max mercury vibrates thru the protective field of Unus and then kills him with a super-vibrato karat chop to the throat. Yendar Platis and Tyvokka use their 7 total lightsabers to remind Quicksilver that he is the lamest relative of Magneto's that Marvel has ever created. Oh. I get it. Hah, I didn't get it until right now, but now I get. I totally get it. **WARNING THE 4th WALL IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN** So Becks thought that Ryan was writing his match, so he started ever Transformer on his roster, and then, Josh ends up writing his match and well...... ain't that about a bi**ch. Jean Gray with her new green lantern ring and her old flame Angel decide that this going to be the match that they totally rock out in. The 2 of them fly into action and take out Cyclonus & his Armada, Doublecross, Nightbird, Warpath, Triggerhappy, Blowpipe, Slugslinger, Caliburst, Skullcruncher, Grax, & both parts of Flywheels, before Dark Phoenix shows up and decides that there is no better person to give Green Lantern Jean Gray her first death and Angel his last than her. Dark Phoenix releases the full power of the Phoenix force to kill not only them but Thunderbird as well, not to mention some collateral damage on her own team, namely the 5 Predator Xes. Dagger uses her powers of light to take out Nazgul #3, along with his Fell Beast, while Cloak engulfs the 6 Green Dragons within his massive cloak to send them to another plane of existence. Magog, Brother Blood, & The Brood then avenge their teammates by defeating Cloak and Dagger (only Brood #7 & 9 don’t survive the fight). The Arc Troopers stealthily move from building to building in the Metropolitan area of the planet and are able to take out both Beast & Banshee before either of them are able to defend themselves. Blink jumps out of nowhere and uses her powers to send Storm Trooper #15, and Arc #1, 3, & 4 into a volcano on another planet, but The heavy Weapons Expert uses his laser bazooka to blow her head off. The Enchantress attempts to use her powers of male persuasion of Ash, but since he is such a “gay” character he instead uses the built in blasters on his Mandalorian Armor to blow her away. The real Super Skrull squares off against the real Dark Phoenix, and the real Super Skrull ends up real dead. Vision, Cyclops, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, & Deathbird each take a Black Dragon, but they are then attacked by what remains of the Backyardigans (at least the ones that aren’t off in the water or out in space). Tyvokka blocks Cyclops optic blast with his lightsaber, while Yendar Platis uses his 6 lightsabers to rip him to shreds. Vision is in his intangible form, but Dark Phoenix uses he powers to simply change that and then render him brain dead. This is a great move that shows off the amazing range of her power, but it at the same time inadvertently killed Deadman & The Dementors in the exact same manner. Blockbuster is attacked by what remains of The Brood and The Arc Troopers. Blockbuster is able to use his superior strength to kill Brood #6, as well as Arc #5 & Arc Lt. #1, before the 2 groups take him down. Binary tries to attack Magog, but before she can Dracula sneaks up behind her and begins draining the blood from her neck. Orion uses his new-god powers to tap me on the shoulder and remind me that he is in this match. He then proves that he is to good to forget about by laying waste to Giant Man, as if he were called Ant Man (oh, that’s right, he was wasn’t he). Spider Woman knocks Michael Myers to the ground and is about to put the smack down, when Duncan McLeod uses his katana (he still uses the katana in his right hand and the lightsaber in his left(old habits die hard)) to lop off Spider Woman’s head. Deathbird delivers a deadly kick to the head of Clawful, but then, before he uses his hand to hand combat skills to kill her, Brother Blood uses his mental powers to telepathically remind Deathbird that she was just a part of what has got to be the shortest 2500 point match of all time.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYTACHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. The Syracuse Valley
“Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.”
-George Edward Woodberry
I look to the teams during this Week 6 Match on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-Girl, Supreme and Radar, Suprema, The Eradicator, Spider Woman, Silver Racer, Astro Boy, Metron, Molecule Man, Avalanche, Speedball, Kalibak, Feral, Zorro (w/ a blue lightsaber) on Mordor Horse #1, Weapon Omega, Gladiator, Jeannie and Major Nelson, Zombie Josh Houslander on Zombie Silver Dragon #3, Dark Dragon, Sailor Moon, Sauron, Blastaar, Killer Moth, The White Witch, Goliath the Gargoyle, Gorilla Grodd, Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, Shinobi and Yamato, Bonk, Windhammer, Ninja Gaiden, Hammerhand, Topspinner, Ram Bam, Cruncher, Cactus Head, The Blob, Boulder, Granite, Tombstone, Kevin (Sin City), Demolition Man, Perfuma, Rintrah, Minotaurs #1-7, Rouge the Bat, T-X, Silver Samurai, Samurai #30-40, The Sinister Six: Sandman, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Mysterio, Vulture and Electro, The Terrorcons: Hun-Grr, Blot, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper and Sinnertwin, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Slingshot and Air Raid, Bonecrusher, Barricade, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Ancient Sith Lords #1-7 and 15, Sith Lord #8, The Addams Family: Gomez (w/ a green lightsaber), Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester (w/ a green lightsaber), Grandmama, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and Thing and Ewok #50.
The Syracuse Valley: Scooter, Splinter, Leonardo, Venus Demilo, Nightcrawler, Hammer Bros. #3-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Fire Bros. #4-10, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, Xenomorphs #95-100, Dash Rendar in a Tie Bomber, Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Kister in Gas Gasgano's Podracer, Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo in a Y-Wing Bomber, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, (movie) Jazz, Sub-Zero, Raiden w/ Kid Thunder, Soundblaster w/ Zombie Rumble, (movie) Frenzy (w/ a red lightsaber), (movie) Ravage, Zombie Laserbeak, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk and Beastbox, Fast Forward, (movie) Wheely, The Decepticon Spy Bug, Mr. Game and Watch (w/ a Heat Axe), Shang Tsung, Wonder Boy (w/ an Atlas), Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Rayne, Wald, Beavis, Butthead, Buttchunk, Guille, Wingnut and Screwloose, Crasher, Rob Bartlett (w/ a Halberd), Doogle, Robocop, Godzooky, Billy Mays, Shadow the Hedgehog, Human Smoke, Scorpion, Decepticons #1-5, Gremlins #1 and 2, The Crew of The Righteous Indignation: Capt. Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber), Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt, Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie and Commander (and Head Coach) Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation, The Toxic Avenger, Critters #1-12, Decepticon Decoys #1-5, Peppy Hare in a Tie Interceptor, James McCloud in a Tie Interceptor, Autobots #6-10, Karai, Teddy Boy, Navy Sailors #60-99, Little Goombas #6-34, Sith Lord #5 (Darth Techno), Moritani Soldiers #1-15, Kree Soldiers #1-50, Balrog #5, Treasure Troll #27, Gordon Barbo, Frank the Tank, Bran, Glass Joe, Johnny Cage, Jax, Kid Chameleon, Game Boy, Mappy, Pitfall Harry, Jimmy Lee, King Hippo, The Eggplant Wizard, Homer Simpson, Agamemnon and Menelaeus, McGruff the Crime Dog and Sam Malone.
Let the Battle begin. . . .
Space Region
Metron rides through space in his Mobius chair. The passive observer notes the fighters that quickly approach. With pinpoint accuracy, both Dash Rendar in a Tie Bomber and Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo in a Y-Wing Bomber, drop both their orbital mines and proton bombs on the chair. The barrage of weapons rips the chair apart. The demigod is thrown through space. Metron sees Peppy Hare in a Tie Interceptor and James McCloud in a Tie Interceptor race toward him. He is riddled with a barrage of laser fire. Although Metron is a demigod, his pacifist nature reconciles that his death is warranted in this instance and dies.
Astro Boy is met by Kree Soldiers #1-50, in protective space gear. The blue faced warriors swarm Astro Boy and tear him apart. Silver Racer uses his amalgamated powers to defeat the entire Kree army, Kree Soldiers #1-50. The three Kryptonians- Ursa, Supergirl and Eradicator focus on the ships that obliterated Metron. Ursa destroys Peppy Hare in her Tie Interceptor. Supergirl destroys James McCloud in his Tie Interceptor. The Eradicator destroys Dash Rendar in his Tie Bomber. The Kryptonians then join forces with the Silver Racer and rip apart the Y-Wing. Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo are destroyed with their ship.
Desert Region
Cactus Head sees Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Kister in Gas Gasgano's Podracer approach. Skywalker’s superior piloting skills allow him to whip the Podracer’s cockpit around so that Skywalker is allowed to slice off the head of Cactus Head. Wald cheers Anakin on. Wald jumps up for joy at the sight of the beheading. Wald’s feet do not land back on the ground as Rippersnapper reaches his body in the air and rips him apart. In response to Wald’s death, (movie) Ravage attempts to battle the Terrorcon. Unfortunately, the entire Terrorcon clan rushes to assist their teammate and destroys the cycloptic jaguar.
Agamemnon and Menelaeus rush at the Minotaurs #1-7. Minotaurs #1-3 and 7 are killed by the Trojan Warriors. The Minotaurs then decide to focus on only one combatant-Menelaeus. Minotaurs #4-6 kill Menelaeus. In a revenge driven frenzy, Agamemnon leads Decepticon Decoys #1-5 against Minotaurs #4-6 and finishes them off. Boulder and Granite burst from the sand and attack Agamemnon and Decepticon Decoys #1-5. The Rock Lords are victorious in their battle; Agamemnon is killed and Decepticon Decoys #1-5 are destroyed.
Anakin Skywalker and Kister remain in their Podracer and focus on Jeannie and Major Nelson. Skywalker uses the same attack move used on Cactus Head to behead Nelson. Nelson’s headless body drops Jeannie’s lamp in the sand.
Jeannie: Master!!!!
Kister jumps out of the Podracer and crushes the bottle. Jeannie explodes in a puff of smoke. As Kister is about to jump into the Podracer again, he is met by the Rock Lords. Granite smashes Kister while Boulder manages to wreck the Podracer. Anakin leaps out of the Podracer with his blue lightsaber ignited. The young warrior is joined by Soundblaster and Zombie Rumble. Soundblaster and Zombie Rumble (in robot form) destroy both Boulder and Granite. The Terrorcons continue their ravenous reign and rip through Soundblaster, Zombie Rumble and Young Anakin.
Water Region
The Thundercat Berserkers- Hammerhead, Topspinner, Ram Bam and Cruncher tread water. Topspinner, Ram Bam and Cruncher see Venus Demilo and are mystified at her beauty. Hammerhead swims over to the scantily clad Demilo and drowns her. He knows that her essence is a distraction that must be quashed. Across the waters they see Navy Sailors #60-99. They also see Gremlin #1 on Homer Simpson, who is floating on his back and Gremlin #2 on King Hippo, who is floating on his back. Navy Sailors #60-99 swarm the Berserker pirates. Punching, dunking and drowning ensue between the combatants. Topspinner and Cruncher are killed, but so are the entire battalion of Sailors. Hammerhead swims up to King Hippo and Ram Bam swims up to Homer Simpson. The Berserkers kill the two and leave Hippo and Simpson floating face down in the water. In the process of the two bulbous bellied buffoons’ deaths, the Gremlins fall into the water and multiply. Hammerhead and Ram Bam are ripped apart by the furious fury combatants. Gremlins #1 and 2 lead over one hundred of the creatures to land, where they await the next battle.
City Region
Frank the Tank, Gordon Barbo and Bran run in their underwear down the battlefield’s main street. Barbo is a sight to be seen, singing “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly!” They do not see the Blob in front of them. The three run straight into the gelatinous monster, are consumed and die.
The martial artist warriors come together in a grand Mortal Kombat-type scene. The combatants say words that do not appear to line up with their mouths. Their battle is elegant and the fighters appear to be harnessed on wires as they fight one another. The Squad’s Shinobi and Yamato, Ninja Gaiden and Silver Samurai face off against Sub-Zero, Shang Tsung, Guille, Johhny Cage, Human Smoke, Karai, Jax and Jimmy Lee. At the end of the fight, the only warriors standing are Sub-Zero and Shang Tsung.
Glass Joe, Kid Chameleon, Mappy, Sam Malone, McGruff the Crime Dog and the Eggplant Wizard join forces. They face Kevin (Sin City), T-X and Tombstone. Kevin runs at and slashes Glass Joe. Glass Joe falls dead. Kevin then races at Sam Malone who is more worried about his hair then defending himself. Malone is killed. Before Kevin is able to reach a “hat trick,” the Eggplant Wizard throws a projectile. The blob turns Kevin’s head into an eggplant; Kevin dies. Tombstone pounces upon Mappy and rips the mouse crime stopper’s head off with his teeth. In response to his fellow policeman’s death, McGruff the Crime Dog launches himself at Tombstone. Tombstone catches him in midflight by the neck and breaks it with one hand. Meanwhile, the gynoid assassin T-X uses its arm as a weapon and blasts both Kid Chameleon and Eggplant Wizard.
In another match-up, this time robots only, (movie) Jazz, (movie) Frenzy with a red lightsaber, (movie) Wheely, Scooter and Crasher face Barricade, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. As the martial art scene was much truncated, so too will be the robot fight. Thus, after a pitched battle of robotic brawn and bashing, the last robots standing are (movie) Frenzy and (movie) Jazz.
Robocop, Scorpion and Billy Mays stand side by side. They face Spiderwoman, Speedball, Windhammer and Demolition Man. Mays looks at Robocop.
Mays: Hi. Billy Mays here! We are about to die!
Windhammer uses his tuning fork to create a turbulent weather pattern. Large balls of hail and heavy rains pour over the combatants. The winds force Billy Mays to hold onto a lamp post. The intense gale force cause Mays’ feet to rise in the air. He lets go and is caught in a web created by Spiderwoman. Caught in the web, he looks to Demolition Man, who is lowering his gun.
Mays: Hi. Billy Mays here! Now it’s time to die!
Mays is shot between the eyes by Demolition Man. Demolition Man turns around and is met by the Scorpion’s tail. The Scorpion smashes Demolition Man, who crumples dead in the street. Scorpion then smashes Speedball with his tail. Speedball absorbs the kinetic energy and hits Scorpion back. Scorpion flies into a wall from the blow. Robocop, due to his robotic weight is not immediately affected by the weather and hits Windhammer with a barrage of gunfire; Windhammer dies. The entire Sinister Six clan erupts on the battlefield and quickly dispels with both Robocop and Scorpion. Nonetheless, in the fray Mysterio and Vulture are killed.
Arctic Region
The snowy tundra’s flakes whip across the battlefield. Sith Lord #8 rushes at the Valley team. He is met by Giant Hammer Brothers #1-10. Although the Sith Lord manages to deflect a majority of the hammers, soon, the tool projectiles begin to reach the force wielder. Sith Lord #8 eventually weakens and is killed at the pummeling. Ancient Sith Lords #1-7 and 15 see their fallen comrade and combine forces to slice and dice through the entire Giant Hammer Brother clan; all Giant Hammer Brothers #1-10 are killed. The Ancient Sith Lords then face Autobots #6-10. Autobots #6 and 9 are destroyed. Ancient Sith Lords #2-4, 7 and 15 are killed. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron finish the work of the Ancients and destroy remaining Autobots #7-8 and 10.
Fire Brothers #4-10 throw fireballs at the White Witch. Although the barrage of flame balls wound her, she uses her wand to turn Fire Brothers #7-10 into stone. The remaining Fire Brothers run away so that they can regroup. They are met by Weapon Omega. Weapon Omega uses his energy blasts to blast into the snow beneath Fire Brothers #4-6’s feet. The Darths rush toward the Fire Brothers. Darth Scarz kills Fire Brother #4. Darth Voltress kills Fire Brother #5. Darth Ocron kills Fire Brother #6.
Remaining Ancient Sith Lords #1, 5-6 destroy Fast Forward. They are, in turn, killed by Beast Box and Squawktalk. The Transformers change into their beast modes. Weapon Omega fires at the soaring Squawktalk and the Transformer crashes to the icy ground. Gladiator uses his heat vision to burn a hole around Squawktalk. The snow becomes a liquid mess. Gladiator then uses his freeze breath to encase Squawktalk. Squawktalk’s energy drains and it powers down forever. Beastbox, in gorilla form, punches Gladiator across the tundra. Gladiator shakes off the blow and joins Weapon Omega. Gladiator smashes Beastbox and Weapon Omega provides the death blow.
Megatron (movie) comes to the scene and faces the remaining Slaves. The White Witch uses her sorcery powers to hold Megatron in place. The Transformer eventually breaks through the spell and crushes the White Witch. He then uses his weaponry on Weapon Omega. Weapon Omega is ripped apart, but in a hari-kari act, crashes into Megatron at full “energy-induced” speed. The robot is damaged and falls to its knees. The Darths combine their force skills and through both lightning and lightsabers, along with Gladiator’s assistance, defeat and destroy Megatron.
Underground-City Sewers
The Decepticon Spy Bug skittles ahead of its Valley teammates to do reconnaissance. The last item it sees before being stepped on is a large greenish humanoid-Lurch. Lurch steps on and destroys the Spy Bug. Nightcrawler, Baby Nightcrawler and Nocturne teleport into the midst of the Addams family. Nightcrawler kills Morticia and Pugsley. Baby Nightcrawler kills Thing. Nocturne uses her hex bolts to strike both Gomez and Uncle Fester. While the two manage to block a majority of the bolts, they are unable to avoid them all. Both are wounded. Gomez and Uncle Fester are then rushed at and torn apart by Xenomorphs #95-100. Critters #1-12 come to the scene and kill Grandmama, Cousin Itt and Wednesday Addams. Lurch manages to kill Critters #3-5, but succumbs to the Toxic Avenger who joins the fray. Feral unleashes her claws at Shadow the Hedgehog and destroys him. In response, Feral is set upon and killed by the combined “blues”-Nocturne, Baby Nightcrawler and Nightcrawler.
Rayne meets Kalibak, who easily destroys the vampire hunter. Kalibak then uses his beta club to fire force bolts at the Toxic Avenger. The Toxic Avenger explodes all over his teammates. Kalibak uses his club one more time to fire nerve beams at Little Goombas #6-34. The Goombas reach a frenzied state due to the extreme pain caused by the blast. In a blinding fury, they attack their own. Little Goombas #6-34 and Critters #1-12 kill each other. Before Kalibak can destroy Wingnut and Screwloose, Balrog #5 crashes upward from the sewer’s floor. Balrog #5 uses its fiery whip to grab hold of Kalibak and then its burning sword to cut him in half.
Plains Region
Perfuma uses her powers to create flowers throughout the plains, especially surrounding Beavis, Butthead and Buttchunk.
Beavis: Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!
While the three MTV icons are distracted, Bonk pounces over. The large headed caveman uses his bald head to smash Buttchunk’s face in. Beavis and Butthead are agonizingly amazed at the act and run away. Bonk faces Teddy Boy who spits at him. Bonk is momentarily startled. Game Boy joins Teddy Boy. The two Boys use their abilities to injure Bonk, but Teddy Boy dies in the skirmish and Bonk escapes.
Beavis and Butthead are met by Avalanche. Avalanche uses his mutant abilities to create “waves” on the land around them. Beavis and Butthead laugh and ride the waving land like surfers.
Blastaar: Pull!!!
Avalanche rips the ground from beneath the duo and the two are thrown in the air. Beavis and Butthead become the clay pigeons in Blastaar’s skeet shoot. Blastaar blasts Beavis and Butthead. The two sizzle and explode.
Moritani Soldiers #1-15 fight Samurai #30-40. The two battalions enter into a vicious battle. At the end of the skirmish, Moritani Soldiers #1-4, 7, 10-14 are dead. Samurai #30-32, 34, 37-39 are also dead. Molecule Man uses his powers to finish off the Moritani. Raiden and Kid Thunder finish the remaining Samurai. Zorro gallops by on Mordor Horse #1 and with his blue lightsaber decapitates Kid Thunder. Before Raiden can take his revenge, Mr. Game and Watch intercedes and throws their heat axe at Mordor Horse #1, which falls down, mortally wounded. As the horse falls, it throws Zorro in the air. Zorro is met by Wonder Boy with an Atlas; Zorro is killed, but the Atlas is destroyed by Zorro’s lightsaber. Rintrah comes to the scene and uses his super strength to destroy both Wonder Boy and Mr. Game and Watch, who have lost their weapons in earlier fights.
An injured Bonk sees Slugfest and Overkill in dinosaur mode, along with Godzooky. Bonk’s nightmare has come true. It is only a matter of seconds before he is smashed and torn apart by his dinosaur nemeses. Godzooky then focuses on Perfuma. Perfuma is caught in the smoky haze blown by Godzooky. The last thing Perfuma sees is Godzooky’s saliva dripping maw. Molecule Man recognizes that he cannot affect the Transformers so he uses his powers against Godzooky. Godzooky is ripped apart on a molecular level. The dinosaur Transformers take revenge and maul Molecule Man. Overkill and Slugfest then focus on and destroy Avalanche. Blastaar uses his abilities to blast into Overkill and Slugfest, but is unable to destroy the vicious Transformers. Blastaar is ripped apart and smashed by the two.
Air above
Zombie Josh Houslander rides Zombie Silver Dragon #3. The two zombies steer toward Zombie Laserbeak. The Silver Dragon sprays its cold breath and freezes Zombie Laserbeak. Houslander drives the dragon through the frozen Transformer and destroys Zombie Laserbeak. Zombie Houslander smiles to himself. His victory is short lived as the Righteous Indignation plows through Zombie Silver Dragon #3. The Dragon’s neck is broken and its mangled body falls to the ground. Before Zombie Houslander becomes a land smear, he is saved by Radar. Zombie Houslander rides the super powered dog. Movie Starscream fires upon Radar and Zombie Josh Houslander. Although Radar escapes severe damage, he accidentally drops Houslander in the process. Supreme, Suprema and Radar come together with Mary Embry and G-Girl to destroy (movie) Starscream.
The Righteous Indignation fires upon (and easily takes out) Killer Moth. While the Indignation’s crew focused on Killer Moth, Houslander manages to land on the ship. Houslander uses his zombie strength to rip open a hatch on the ship. Little does Houslander know, Deadeye Duck with a red lightsaber and Captain Bucky O’Hare with a green lightsaber, have been waiting for him, after first hearing the loud ruckus on top of the craft. Houslander is beheaded by the two combatants. O’Hare and Deadeye join the rest of their teammates on the bridge. They see the entire Aerialbot legion approach. Although the skilled piloting of the crew manages to destroy Slingshot and Air Raid, they are killed by the remaining Aerialbots- Silverbolt, Skydive and Fireflight.
Forest Region
Treasure Troll #27 waddles along the tree littered floor. It looks up to see Ewok #50 with a spear falling on top of him. The spear pierces the Troll and it dies, pinned to the forest ground. Ewok #50 is met by Hammer Brothers #3-10. The Hammer Brothers quickly kill Ewok #50, who is no match for the barrage of hammers. Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd face the Hammer Brothers. Instead of injuring the apes, the hammers only make them upset. Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd rip apart all Hammer Brothers, but for Hammer Brother #3. Hammer Brother #3 runs away from the fray and is met by Sailor Moon. Moon uses her powers to convince Hammer Brother #3 to kill itself. In response to seeing their Mario brethren killed, Boomerang Brothers #1-10 repeatedly throw their weapons at Moon. Moon is injured and falls to the mossy floor. She is pounced upon by Splinter and Leonardo who kill her. Dark Dragon meets with Splinter and Leonardo, but the combined skills of the martial artist rat and turtle are too much; Dragon is killed.
Pitfall Harry swings on the tree vines. He is met by Rouge the Bat, who is hanging upside down. The two come face to face. Harry is faster and smashes Bat in the face. Harry then grabs the bat in one arm, while holding the vine in the other and suffocates her. He drops the dead bat to the ground below. Goliath the Gargoyle is perched above the vine where Pitfall Harry currently holds. Goliath slices the vine that Harry is holding onto with his claws. Pitfall Harry falls to the floor and breaks his neck; his body lies next to Rouge in an erotic embrace of broken limbs and smashed faces. Rob Bartlett stands on the immense tree branch with a Halberd and swings at Goliath. He wounds the gargoyle. The gargoyle screams in fury and rushes at Bartlett. Doogle jumps on the gargoyle before he reaches Bartlett and the two fall to the ground. They are both impaled on a jutting tree branch. Bartlett stands victorious, but it is short lived as he faces Nemesis Enforcer. Nemesis Enforcer is joined by Grodd, who uses his vast psionic powers to create telekinetic force beams that kill Bartlett.
Bonecrusher (in robot mode) focuses on Boomerang Brothers #1-10. Bonecrusher uses his weaponry to destroy Boomerang Brothers #4-10. The remaining Boomerang Brothers fall behind Decepticons #1-5. The Decepticons, together, are too much for Bonecrusher who is eventually destroyed by their onslaught. Decepticon #2 is destroyed in the melee.
Remaining Decepticons #1, 3-5, Boomerang Brothers #1-3, Darth Techno (Sith Lord #5), Splinter and Leonardo come together. Mighty Joe Young is killed by Decepticons #1, 3-5 along with Splinter and Leonardo. Nonetheless, the ape manages to destroy Decepticons #1 and 4 and Leonardo. Grodd is killed by Darth Techno, but destroys Boomerang Brothers #2-3 and the remaining Decepticons #2-3 and 5. Darth Techno then dispels with Sauron.
Final Battle
The remaining combatants are teleported to a ravaged city located on the Playoff Planet.
The teams are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-Girl, Supreme and Radar, Suprema, The Eradicator, Spiderwoman, Silver Racer, Speedball, Gladiator, Nemesis Enforcer, The Blob, Tombstone, Rintrah, T-X, The Sinister Six: Sandman, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus and Electro, The Terrorcons: Hun-Grr, Blot, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper and Sinnertwin, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Skydive and Fireflight, Bonecrusher, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron.
The Syracuse Valley: Splinter, Leonardo, Nightcrawler, Boomerang Bros. #1, Xenomorphs #95-100, (movie) Jazz, Sub-Zero, Raiden, (movie) Frenzy (w/ a red lightsaber), Overkill, Slugfest, Shang Tsung, Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Wingnut and Screwloose, Gremlins #1 and 2, Sith Lord #5 (Darth Techno), Balrog #5, and Game Boy.
The battle that transpires is fast and furious. Balrog #5 uses its demonic weapons to destroy the Blob. The meta-warriors come together (Ursa, Supergirl, Embry, G-Girl, Supreme, Suprema, Radar and Gladiator) and defeat Balrog #5. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron face off against Darth Techno. The one Dark Lord is no match for the three others; Techno is killed.
Gremlins #1 and 2 are destroyed by the remaining Sinister Six, but during the battle Electro was ripped apart (while taking out a majority of the Gremlins at the same time). The Terrorcons in Abominus mode, along with Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight destroy (movie) Jazz and (movie) Frenzy. In response to their Transformer brethren being defeated, both Overkill and Slugfest manage to dislodge the Terrorcon robots from their Abominus mode. Further, although they are eventually destroyed, Overkill and Slugfest manage to defeat Hun-Grr, Blot and Sinnertwin.
Rintrah and Tombstone take out Wingnut and Screwloose. While they are focused on the TMNT mutants, Xenomorphs #95-100 attack and kill both Tombstone and Rintrah. With one fell swoop, Silver Racer take out all Xenomorphs #95-100.
Shang Tsung uses his mystical powers to destroy Nemesis Enforcer. Radar latches onto Boomerang Brother #1 like a toy and shakes the BB to death. Sub-Zero and Raiden combine their freezing and lightning powers against the super dog. Radar is killed. Supreme and Suprema take revenge and destroy Sub-Zero and Raiden without much of a sweat.
Speedball uses his powers to trip up Game Boy, who falls into the metallic sword of the T-X. Splinter and Leonardo take on the remaining Sinister Six members and Spiderwoman. The duo manages to kill Spiderwoman, but they are in turn, killed by Sandman, Green Goblin and Dr. Octopus.
Shang Tsung kills G-Girl, but is ultimately killed by Gladiator. Nightcrawler, Nocturne and Baby Nightcrawler stare death in the face. It is only a matter of seconds before they are killed by the remaining Squad members. Nightcrawler is killed by the Eradicator. Nocturne manages to kill Green Goblin, but is killed by Ursa. Baby Nightcrawler is skewered and sliced apart by the Darths, with Ocron accepting the final death blow.
The Syracuse Valley: All dead.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, Supreme, Suprema, The Eradicator, Silver Racer, Speedball, Gladiator, T-X, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper, Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Bonecrusher, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron alive.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-George Edward Woodberry
I look to the teams during this Week 6 Match on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-Girl, Supreme and Radar, Suprema, The Eradicator, Spider Woman, Silver Racer, Astro Boy, Metron, Molecule Man, Avalanche, Speedball, Kalibak, Feral, Zorro (w/ a blue lightsaber) on Mordor Horse #1, Weapon Omega, Gladiator, Jeannie and Major Nelson, Zombie Josh Houslander on Zombie Silver Dragon #3, Dark Dragon, Sailor Moon, Sauron, Blastaar, Killer Moth, The White Witch, Goliath the Gargoyle, Gorilla Grodd, Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, Shinobi and Yamato, Bonk, Windhammer, Ninja Gaiden, Hammerhand, Topspinner, Ram Bam, Cruncher, Cactus Head, The Blob, Boulder, Granite, Tombstone, Kevin (Sin City), Demolition Man, Perfuma, Rintrah, Minotaurs #1-7, Rouge the Bat, T-X, Silver Samurai, Samurai #30-40, The Sinister Six: Sandman, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Mysterio, Vulture and Electro, The Terrorcons: Hun-Grr, Blot, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper and Sinnertwin, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Slingshot and Air Raid, Bonecrusher, Barricade, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Ancient Sith Lords #1-7 and 15, Sith Lord #8, The Addams Family: Gomez (w/ a green lightsaber), Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester (w/ a green lightsaber), Grandmama, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and Thing and Ewok #50.
The Syracuse Valley: Scooter, Splinter, Leonardo, Venus Demilo, Nightcrawler, Hammer Bros. #3-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Fire Bros. #4-10, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, Xenomorphs #95-100, Dash Rendar in a Tie Bomber, Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Kister in Gas Gasgano's Podracer, Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo in a Y-Wing Bomber, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, (movie) Jazz, Sub-Zero, Raiden w/ Kid Thunder, Soundblaster w/ Zombie Rumble, (movie) Frenzy (w/ a red lightsaber), (movie) Ravage, Zombie Laserbeak, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk and Beastbox, Fast Forward, (movie) Wheely, The Decepticon Spy Bug, Mr. Game and Watch (w/ a Heat Axe), Shang Tsung, Wonder Boy (w/ an Atlas), Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Rayne, Wald, Beavis, Butthead, Buttchunk, Guille, Wingnut and Screwloose, Crasher, Rob Bartlett (w/ a Halberd), Doogle, Robocop, Godzooky, Billy Mays, Shadow the Hedgehog, Human Smoke, Scorpion, Decepticons #1-5, Gremlins #1 and 2, The Crew of The Righteous Indignation: Capt. Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber), Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt, Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie and Commander (and Head Coach) Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation, The Toxic Avenger, Critters #1-12, Decepticon Decoys #1-5, Peppy Hare in a Tie Interceptor, James McCloud in a Tie Interceptor, Autobots #6-10, Karai, Teddy Boy, Navy Sailors #60-99, Little Goombas #6-34, Sith Lord #5 (Darth Techno), Moritani Soldiers #1-15, Kree Soldiers #1-50, Balrog #5, Treasure Troll #27, Gordon Barbo, Frank the Tank, Bran, Glass Joe, Johnny Cage, Jax, Kid Chameleon, Game Boy, Mappy, Pitfall Harry, Jimmy Lee, King Hippo, The Eggplant Wizard, Homer Simpson, Agamemnon and Menelaeus, McGruff the Crime Dog and Sam Malone.
Let the Battle begin. . . .
Space Region
Metron rides through space in his Mobius chair. The passive observer notes the fighters that quickly approach. With pinpoint accuracy, both Dash Rendar in a Tie Bomber and Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo in a Y-Wing Bomber, drop both their orbital mines and proton bombs on the chair. The barrage of weapons rips the chair apart. The demigod is thrown through space. Metron sees Peppy Hare in a Tie Interceptor and James McCloud in a Tie Interceptor race toward him. He is riddled with a barrage of laser fire. Although Metron is a demigod, his pacifist nature reconciles that his death is warranted in this instance and dies.
Astro Boy is met by Kree Soldiers #1-50, in protective space gear. The blue faced warriors swarm Astro Boy and tear him apart. Silver Racer uses his amalgamated powers to defeat the entire Kree army, Kree Soldiers #1-50. The three Kryptonians- Ursa, Supergirl and Eradicator focus on the ships that obliterated Metron. Ursa destroys Peppy Hare in her Tie Interceptor. Supergirl destroys James McCloud in his Tie Interceptor. The Eradicator destroys Dash Rendar in his Tie Bomber. The Kryptonians then join forces with the Silver Racer and rip apart the Y-Wing. Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Padawan #37 and Leebo are destroyed with their ship.
Desert Region
Cactus Head sees Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Kister in Gas Gasgano's Podracer approach. Skywalker’s superior piloting skills allow him to whip the Podracer’s cockpit around so that Skywalker is allowed to slice off the head of Cactus Head. Wald cheers Anakin on. Wald jumps up for joy at the sight of the beheading. Wald’s feet do not land back on the ground as Rippersnapper reaches his body in the air and rips him apart. In response to Wald’s death, (movie) Ravage attempts to battle the Terrorcon. Unfortunately, the entire Terrorcon clan rushes to assist their teammate and destroys the cycloptic jaguar.
Agamemnon and Menelaeus rush at the Minotaurs #1-7. Minotaurs #1-3 and 7 are killed by the Trojan Warriors. The Minotaurs then decide to focus on only one combatant-Menelaeus. Minotaurs #4-6 kill Menelaeus. In a revenge driven frenzy, Agamemnon leads Decepticon Decoys #1-5 against Minotaurs #4-6 and finishes them off. Boulder and Granite burst from the sand and attack Agamemnon and Decepticon Decoys #1-5. The Rock Lords are victorious in their battle; Agamemnon is killed and Decepticon Decoys #1-5 are destroyed.
Anakin Skywalker and Kister remain in their Podracer and focus on Jeannie and Major Nelson. Skywalker uses the same attack move used on Cactus Head to behead Nelson. Nelson’s headless body drops Jeannie’s lamp in the sand.
Jeannie: Master!!!!
Kister jumps out of the Podracer and crushes the bottle. Jeannie explodes in a puff of smoke. As Kister is about to jump into the Podracer again, he is met by the Rock Lords. Granite smashes Kister while Boulder manages to wreck the Podracer. Anakin leaps out of the Podracer with his blue lightsaber ignited. The young warrior is joined by Soundblaster and Zombie Rumble. Soundblaster and Zombie Rumble (in robot form) destroy both Boulder and Granite. The Terrorcons continue their ravenous reign and rip through Soundblaster, Zombie Rumble and Young Anakin.
Water Region
The Thundercat Berserkers- Hammerhead, Topspinner, Ram Bam and Cruncher tread water. Topspinner, Ram Bam and Cruncher see Venus Demilo and are mystified at her beauty. Hammerhead swims over to the scantily clad Demilo and drowns her. He knows that her essence is a distraction that must be quashed. Across the waters they see Navy Sailors #60-99. They also see Gremlin #1 on Homer Simpson, who is floating on his back and Gremlin #2 on King Hippo, who is floating on his back. Navy Sailors #60-99 swarm the Berserker pirates. Punching, dunking and drowning ensue between the combatants. Topspinner and Cruncher are killed, but so are the entire battalion of Sailors. Hammerhead swims up to King Hippo and Ram Bam swims up to Homer Simpson. The Berserkers kill the two and leave Hippo and Simpson floating face down in the water. In the process of the two bulbous bellied buffoons’ deaths, the Gremlins fall into the water and multiply. Hammerhead and Ram Bam are ripped apart by the furious fury combatants. Gremlins #1 and 2 lead over one hundred of the creatures to land, where they await the next battle.
City Region
Frank the Tank, Gordon Barbo and Bran run in their underwear down the battlefield’s main street. Barbo is a sight to be seen, singing “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly!” They do not see the Blob in front of them. The three run straight into the gelatinous monster, are consumed and die.
The martial artist warriors come together in a grand Mortal Kombat-type scene. The combatants say words that do not appear to line up with their mouths. Their battle is elegant and the fighters appear to be harnessed on wires as they fight one another. The Squad’s Shinobi and Yamato, Ninja Gaiden and Silver Samurai face off against Sub-Zero, Shang Tsung, Guille, Johhny Cage, Human Smoke, Karai, Jax and Jimmy Lee. At the end of the fight, the only warriors standing are Sub-Zero and Shang Tsung.
Glass Joe, Kid Chameleon, Mappy, Sam Malone, McGruff the Crime Dog and the Eggplant Wizard join forces. They face Kevin (Sin City), T-X and Tombstone. Kevin runs at and slashes Glass Joe. Glass Joe falls dead. Kevin then races at Sam Malone who is more worried about his hair then defending himself. Malone is killed. Before Kevin is able to reach a “hat trick,” the Eggplant Wizard throws a projectile. The blob turns Kevin’s head into an eggplant; Kevin dies. Tombstone pounces upon Mappy and rips the mouse crime stopper’s head off with his teeth. In response to his fellow policeman’s death, McGruff the Crime Dog launches himself at Tombstone. Tombstone catches him in midflight by the neck and breaks it with one hand. Meanwhile, the gynoid assassin T-X uses its arm as a weapon and blasts both Kid Chameleon and Eggplant Wizard.
In another match-up, this time robots only, (movie) Jazz, (movie) Frenzy with a red lightsaber, (movie) Wheely, Scooter and Crasher face Barricade, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. As the martial art scene was much truncated, so too will be the robot fight. Thus, after a pitched battle of robotic brawn and bashing, the last robots standing are (movie) Frenzy and (movie) Jazz.
Robocop, Scorpion and Billy Mays stand side by side. They face Spiderwoman, Speedball, Windhammer and Demolition Man. Mays looks at Robocop.
Mays: Hi. Billy Mays here! We are about to die!
Windhammer uses his tuning fork to create a turbulent weather pattern. Large balls of hail and heavy rains pour over the combatants. The winds force Billy Mays to hold onto a lamp post. The intense gale force cause Mays’ feet to rise in the air. He lets go and is caught in a web created by Spiderwoman. Caught in the web, he looks to Demolition Man, who is lowering his gun.
Mays: Hi. Billy Mays here! Now it’s time to die!
Mays is shot between the eyes by Demolition Man. Demolition Man turns around and is met by the Scorpion’s tail. The Scorpion smashes Demolition Man, who crumples dead in the street. Scorpion then smashes Speedball with his tail. Speedball absorbs the kinetic energy and hits Scorpion back. Scorpion flies into a wall from the blow. Robocop, due to his robotic weight is not immediately affected by the weather and hits Windhammer with a barrage of gunfire; Windhammer dies. The entire Sinister Six clan erupts on the battlefield and quickly dispels with both Robocop and Scorpion. Nonetheless, in the fray Mysterio and Vulture are killed.
Arctic Region
The snowy tundra’s flakes whip across the battlefield. Sith Lord #8 rushes at the Valley team. He is met by Giant Hammer Brothers #1-10. Although the Sith Lord manages to deflect a majority of the hammers, soon, the tool projectiles begin to reach the force wielder. Sith Lord #8 eventually weakens and is killed at the pummeling. Ancient Sith Lords #1-7 and 15 see their fallen comrade and combine forces to slice and dice through the entire Giant Hammer Brother clan; all Giant Hammer Brothers #1-10 are killed. The Ancient Sith Lords then face Autobots #6-10. Autobots #6 and 9 are destroyed. Ancient Sith Lords #2-4, 7 and 15 are killed. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron finish the work of the Ancients and destroy remaining Autobots #7-8 and 10.
Fire Brothers #4-10 throw fireballs at the White Witch. Although the barrage of flame balls wound her, she uses her wand to turn Fire Brothers #7-10 into stone. The remaining Fire Brothers run away so that they can regroup. They are met by Weapon Omega. Weapon Omega uses his energy blasts to blast into the snow beneath Fire Brothers #4-6’s feet. The Darths rush toward the Fire Brothers. Darth Scarz kills Fire Brother #4. Darth Voltress kills Fire Brother #5. Darth Ocron kills Fire Brother #6.
Remaining Ancient Sith Lords #1, 5-6 destroy Fast Forward. They are, in turn, killed by Beast Box and Squawktalk. The Transformers change into their beast modes. Weapon Omega fires at the soaring Squawktalk and the Transformer crashes to the icy ground. Gladiator uses his heat vision to burn a hole around Squawktalk. The snow becomes a liquid mess. Gladiator then uses his freeze breath to encase Squawktalk. Squawktalk’s energy drains and it powers down forever. Beastbox, in gorilla form, punches Gladiator across the tundra. Gladiator shakes off the blow and joins Weapon Omega. Gladiator smashes Beastbox and Weapon Omega provides the death blow.
Megatron (movie) comes to the scene and faces the remaining Slaves. The White Witch uses her sorcery powers to hold Megatron in place. The Transformer eventually breaks through the spell and crushes the White Witch. He then uses his weaponry on Weapon Omega. Weapon Omega is ripped apart, but in a hari-kari act, crashes into Megatron at full “energy-induced” speed. The robot is damaged and falls to its knees. The Darths combine their force skills and through both lightning and lightsabers, along with Gladiator’s assistance, defeat and destroy Megatron.
Underground-City Sewers
The Decepticon Spy Bug skittles ahead of its Valley teammates to do reconnaissance. The last item it sees before being stepped on is a large greenish humanoid-Lurch. Lurch steps on and destroys the Spy Bug. Nightcrawler, Baby Nightcrawler and Nocturne teleport into the midst of the Addams family. Nightcrawler kills Morticia and Pugsley. Baby Nightcrawler kills Thing. Nocturne uses her hex bolts to strike both Gomez and Uncle Fester. While the two manage to block a majority of the bolts, they are unable to avoid them all. Both are wounded. Gomez and Uncle Fester are then rushed at and torn apart by Xenomorphs #95-100. Critters #1-12 come to the scene and kill Grandmama, Cousin Itt and Wednesday Addams. Lurch manages to kill Critters #3-5, but succumbs to the Toxic Avenger who joins the fray. Feral unleashes her claws at Shadow the Hedgehog and destroys him. In response, Feral is set upon and killed by the combined “blues”-Nocturne, Baby Nightcrawler and Nightcrawler.
Rayne meets Kalibak, who easily destroys the vampire hunter. Kalibak then uses his beta club to fire force bolts at the Toxic Avenger. The Toxic Avenger explodes all over his teammates. Kalibak uses his club one more time to fire nerve beams at Little Goombas #6-34. The Goombas reach a frenzied state due to the extreme pain caused by the blast. In a blinding fury, they attack their own. Little Goombas #6-34 and Critters #1-12 kill each other. Before Kalibak can destroy Wingnut and Screwloose, Balrog #5 crashes upward from the sewer’s floor. Balrog #5 uses its fiery whip to grab hold of Kalibak and then its burning sword to cut him in half.
Plains Region
Perfuma uses her powers to create flowers throughout the plains, especially surrounding Beavis, Butthead and Buttchunk.
Beavis: Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!
While the three MTV icons are distracted, Bonk pounces over. The large headed caveman uses his bald head to smash Buttchunk’s face in. Beavis and Butthead are agonizingly amazed at the act and run away. Bonk faces Teddy Boy who spits at him. Bonk is momentarily startled. Game Boy joins Teddy Boy. The two Boys use their abilities to injure Bonk, but Teddy Boy dies in the skirmish and Bonk escapes.
Beavis and Butthead are met by Avalanche. Avalanche uses his mutant abilities to create “waves” on the land around them. Beavis and Butthead laugh and ride the waving land like surfers.
Blastaar: Pull!!!
Avalanche rips the ground from beneath the duo and the two are thrown in the air. Beavis and Butthead become the clay pigeons in Blastaar’s skeet shoot. Blastaar blasts Beavis and Butthead. The two sizzle and explode.
Moritani Soldiers #1-15 fight Samurai #30-40. The two battalions enter into a vicious battle. At the end of the skirmish, Moritani Soldiers #1-4, 7, 10-14 are dead. Samurai #30-32, 34, 37-39 are also dead. Molecule Man uses his powers to finish off the Moritani. Raiden and Kid Thunder finish the remaining Samurai. Zorro gallops by on Mordor Horse #1 and with his blue lightsaber decapitates Kid Thunder. Before Raiden can take his revenge, Mr. Game and Watch intercedes and throws their heat axe at Mordor Horse #1, which falls down, mortally wounded. As the horse falls, it throws Zorro in the air. Zorro is met by Wonder Boy with an Atlas; Zorro is killed, but the Atlas is destroyed by Zorro’s lightsaber. Rintrah comes to the scene and uses his super strength to destroy both Wonder Boy and Mr. Game and Watch, who have lost their weapons in earlier fights.
An injured Bonk sees Slugfest and Overkill in dinosaur mode, along with Godzooky. Bonk’s nightmare has come true. It is only a matter of seconds before he is smashed and torn apart by his dinosaur nemeses. Godzooky then focuses on Perfuma. Perfuma is caught in the smoky haze blown by Godzooky. The last thing Perfuma sees is Godzooky’s saliva dripping maw. Molecule Man recognizes that he cannot affect the Transformers so he uses his powers against Godzooky. Godzooky is ripped apart on a molecular level. The dinosaur Transformers take revenge and maul Molecule Man. Overkill and Slugfest then focus on and destroy Avalanche. Blastaar uses his abilities to blast into Overkill and Slugfest, but is unable to destroy the vicious Transformers. Blastaar is ripped apart and smashed by the two.
Air above
Zombie Josh Houslander rides Zombie Silver Dragon #3. The two zombies steer toward Zombie Laserbeak. The Silver Dragon sprays its cold breath and freezes Zombie Laserbeak. Houslander drives the dragon through the frozen Transformer and destroys Zombie Laserbeak. Zombie Houslander smiles to himself. His victory is short lived as the Righteous Indignation plows through Zombie Silver Dragon #3. The Dragon’s neck is broken and its mangled body falls to the ground. Before Zombie Houslander becomes a land smear, he is saved by Radar. Zombie Houslander rides the super powered dog. Movie Starscream fires upon Radar and Zombie Josh Houslander. Although Radar escapes severe damage, he accidentally drops Houslander in the process. Supreme, Suprema and Radar come together with Mary Embry and G-Girl to destroy (movie) Starscream.
The Righteous Indignation fires upon (and easily takes out) Killer Moth. While the Indignation’s crew focused on Killer Moth, Houslander manages to land on the ship. Houslander uses his zombie strength to rip open a hatch on the ship. Little does Houslander know, Deadeye Duck with a red lightsaber and Captain Bucky O’Hare with a green lightsaber, have been waiting for him, after first hearing the loud ruckus on top of the craft. Houslander is beheaded by the two combatants. O’Hare and Deadeye join the rest of their teammates on the bridge. They see the entire Aerialbot legion approach. Although the skilled piloting of the crew manages to destroy Slingshot and Air Raid, they are killed by the remaining Aerialbots- Silverbolt, Skydive and Fireflight.
Forest Region
Treasure Troll #27 waddles along the tree littered floor. It looks up to see Ewok #50 with a spear falling on top of him. The spear pierces the Troll and it dies, pinned to the forest ground. Ewok #50 is met by Hammer Brothers #3-10. The Hammer Brothers quickly kill Ewok #50, who is no match for the barrage of hammers. Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd face the Hammer Brothers. Instead of injuring the apes, the hammers only make them upset. Mighty Joe Young and Gorilla Grodd rip apart all Hammer Brothers, but for Hammer Brother #3. Hammer Brother #3 runs away from the fray and is met by Sailor Moon. Moon uses her powers to convince Hammer Brother #3 to kill itself. In response to seeing their Mario brethren killed, Boomerang Brothers #1-10 repeatedly throw their weapons at Moon. Moon is injured and falls to the mossy floor. She is pounced upon by Splinter and Leonardo who kill her. Dark Dragon meets with Splinter and Leonardo, but the combined skills of the martial artist rat and turtle are too much; Dragon is killed.
Pitfall Harry swings on the tree vines. He is met by Rouge the Bat, who is hanging upside down. The two come face to face. Harry is faster and smashes Bat in the face. Harry then grabs the bat in one arm, while holding the vine in the other and suffocates her. He drops the dead bat to the ground below. Goliath the Gargoyle is perched above the vine where Pitfall Harry currently holds. Goliath slices the vine that Harry is holding onto with his claws. Pitfall Harry falls to the floor and breaks his neck; his body lies next to Rouge in an erotic embrace of broken limbs and smashed faces. Rob Bartlett stands on the immense tree branch with a Halberd and swings at Goliath. He wounds the gargoyle. The gargoyle screams in fury and rushes at Bartlett. Doogle jumps on the gargoyle before he reaches Bartlett and the two fall to the ground. They are both impaled on a jutting tree branch. Bartlett stands victorious, but it is short lived as he faces Nemesis Enforcer. Nemesis Enforcer is joined by Grodd, who uses his vast psionic powers to create telekinetic force beams that kill Bartlett.
Bonecrusher (in robot mode) focuses on Boomerang Brothers #1-10. Bonecrusher uses his weaponry to destroy Boomerang Brothers #4-10. The remaining Boomerang Brothers fall behind Decepticons #1-5. The Decepticons, together, are too much for Bonecrusher who is eventually destroyed by their onslaught. Decepticon #2 is destroyed in the melee.
Remaining Decepticons #1, 3-5, Boomerang Brothers #1-3, Darth Techno (Sith Lord #5), Splinter and Leonardo come together. Mighty Joe Young is killed by Decepticons #1, 3-5 along with Splinter and Leonardo. Nonetheless, the ape manages to destroy Decepticons #1 and 4 and Leonardo. Grodd is killed by Darth Techno, but destroys Boomerang Brothers #2-3 and the remaining Decepticons #2-3 and 5. Darth Techno then dispels with Sauron.
Final Battle
The remaining combatants are teleported to a ravaged city located on the Playoff Planet.
The teams are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, G-Girl, Supreme and Radar, Suprema, The Eradicator, Spiderwoman, Silver Racer, Speedball, Gladiator, Nemesis Enforcer, The Blob, Tombstone, Rintrah, T-X, The Sinister Six: Sandman, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus and Electro, The Terrorcons: Hun-Grr, Blot, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper and Sinnertwin, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Skydive and Fireflight, Bonecrusher, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron.
The Syracuse Valley: Splinter, Leonardo, Nightcrawler, Boomerang Bros. #1, Xenomorphs #95-100, (movie) Jazz, Sub-Zero, Raiden, (movie) Frenzy (w/ a red lightsaber), Overkill, Slugfest, Shang Tsung, Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Wingnut and Screwloose, Gremlins #1 and 2, Sith Lord #5 (Darth Techno), Balrog #5, and Game Boy.
The battle that transpires is fast and furious. Balrog #5 uses its demonic weapons to destroy the Blob. The meta-warriors come together (Ursa, Supergirl, Embry, G-Girl, Supreme, Suprema, Radar and Gladiator) and defeat Balrog #5. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron face off against Darth Techno. The one Dark Lord is no match for the three others; Techno is killed.
Gremlins #1 and 2 are destroyed by the remaining Sinister Six, but during the battle Electro was ripped apart (while taking out a majority of the Gremlins at the same time). The Terrorcons in Abominus mode, along with Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight destroy (movie) Jazz and (movie) Frenzy. In response to their Transformer brethren being defeated, both Overkill and Slugfest manage to dislodge the Terrorcon robots from their Abominus mode. Further, although they are eventually destroyed, Overkill and Slugfest manage to defeat Hun-Grr, Blot and Sinnertwin.
Rintrah and Tombstone take out Wingnut and Screwloose. While they are focused on the TMNT mutants, Xenomorphs #95-100 attack and kill both Tombstone and Rintrah. With one fell swoop, Silver Racer take out all Xenomorphs #95-100.
Shang Tsung uses his mystical powers to destroy Nemesis Enforcer. Radar latches onto Boomerang Brother #1 like a toy and shakes the BB to death. Sub-Zero and Raiden combine their freezing and lightning powers against the super dog. Radar is killed. Supreme and Suprema take revenge and destroy Sub-Zero and Raiden without much of a sweat.
Speedball uses his powers to trip up Game Boy, who falls into the metallic sword of the T-X. Splinter and Leonardo take on the remaining Sinister Six members and Spiderwoman. The duo manages to kill Spiderwoman, but they are in turn, killed by Sandman, Green Goblin and Dr. Octopus.
Shang Tsung kills G-Girl, but is ultimately killed by Gladiator. Nightcrawler, Nocturne and Baby Nightcrawler stare death in the face. It is only a matter of seconds before they are killed by the remaining Squad members. Nightcrawler is killed by the Eradicator. Nocturne manages to kill Green Goblin, but is killed by Ursa. Baby Nightcrawler is skewered and sliced apart by the Darths, with Ocron accepting the final death blow.
The Syracuse Valley: All dead.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: Ursa, Supergirl, Mary Embry, Supreme, Suprema, The Eradicator, Silver Racer, Speedball, Gladiator, T-X, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Cutthroat, Rippersnapper, Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Bonecrusher, Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron alive.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!
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