The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

The Abomitrons are Naboo Soldier #2-7 in a Hovercraft, Smaug, chuck Norris in a Mail Jeep, The Ghostbusters in a Rhino 4 X 4, Captain America on his motorcycle, Starfire, Raven, Luigie on a scooter, Starship Trooper #51-90, Yaddle, Ax-battler, Tyrius Flare, Gilleus Thunderhead, Underdog, Blade, Kirby, Strife, Mrs. Voorhees, Cerberus, Upgrade Agent #1-3, Abon Sur, Mara Jade (Jedi), Sledgehammer, Iron Monger, Motaro, Commander Cody, Capt. Rex, Elite Clone Trooper #22-31, Montross, Death Adder, Dark Helmet, Zombie Jimmy Nuetron, Zombie #1 & 2, Peregrin Took, Théoden King, Eomer son of Eoman w/ The Rohirim (all 6), Nomad & Baby Bucky, Spider Boy, Ultra Boy, Bucky, Horribul & Creb, Capt. Underpants, The Mountain Dew Transformer, Toadette, The Football Transformer, Banana Man & Pet Crow, Western Ghost Rider, Ninjor, Cream & Cheese, Zufa Cenva, Purple Muscle Men #1-5, Pink Muscle Men #6-10, Skeleton #1-6, Ocean's 11, Immell #7-9, 12, 13, & 19, Jedi Master #37A-47A, Snow Trooper #26-37, Wookie Soldier #31-36, Ape Soldier #1-6, Sandra O, The 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team w/ Herb Brooks & Al Michaels, Olif Golzig, Whistler, Cyborg, Robin (Tim Drake), Robin (Dick Grayson), & Ewok #47 & 51.

Alice's Wonder Team is Leeloo (w/ a red lightsaber), Alice Abernathy (w/ Mandalorian Armor & 2 green lightsabers), Alice Clone #1-3 (all w/ a different colored lightsaber), Jill Valentine, Domino, Ram Man, Gen. Zod, Non, Surtur, Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Ewok #47, War Machine, Artemis, Brawn, Storm Trooper #50, Jesse Quick, Conan the Barbarian, Jorus C'baoth, Joruus C'baoth, Primus, Grand Admiral Thrawn, SSJ4 Gogeta, Leech, Hyperion, (movie) Rachet, Mandarin, The Predi-alien, (Silver Age)Blue Beetle, Pres. Skroob, Scott Evil, Roger & Jessica Rabbit in a Land Speeder, Dixie Kong, Ben Quadrineros in an F-16, Mala, Fat Bastard, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Anti-Monitor, The Q Continuum: Q, Q2, True Q, Q Representative, Lady Q, q, & Quinn, The Spectre, Capt. Universe, Zombie Mephisto, Zombie Darth Maul, Hoppy the Marvel Bunny, High Evolutionary, Sy-Clone, Ben Andonner, Finn McCool, Buzz-Off, Whiplash, Rio-Blast, Jennifer Check in a Ferrari 456 GTA, Warmaster Tsavong Lah, Anteros, G.I. Jane & Xena Onatop in a Swift Boat, Desmond Howard, Marge, Lisa, & Maggie in a Tank, Fisto, Snapdragon & Crunk, Dorothy & Toto, Lucca Brazzi, Princess Wensica on a 4-Wheeler, Rosey, Mon Mothma, Pink Muscle Man #1-5, Borg #1-3 in a Y-Wing Bomber, Borg #4-10, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #1 & 2 in F-16's, Mummy #1, & Treasure Troll #17.


Unlike the last time these 2 teams met, Primus does not show up with his normal apathy. Whether his reality is being altered by The Q Continuum again or whether the enormous Transformer simply remembers that this is the team that killed him last season is unsure to even me, but whatever the reason Primus begins the long process of transformation from his planet form to robot form as soon as the battle begins. Capt. America and Robin simultaneously yell “Abomitrons Assemble” & “Abomitrons GO” to rile up the troops. Which definitely works, because The Abomitrons seem to be as riled up as a team can possibly be who are about to attack Primus. In the water, The Naboo Soldiers begin firing on G.I. Jane & Xena Onatop’s swift boat. The female Navy SEAL & her “best friend” fire back but in the end it is The Naboo soldiers who end up winning due to their superior craft and strength in numbers, although 3 of them do die in the crossfire. The Q Continuum decide as a unit that they are not going to take an active role in this particular match, and that they would rather spend the match inside Primus studying his alien technology; but before they do they decide to even the score by simply removing several of The Abomitrons from this plane of existence. The Abomitrons that they feel lend no value to this match are as follows: The remaining Naboo Soldiers, Ax-battler, Tyrius Flare, Gilleus Thunderhead, all 6 Immells, Danny Ocean and his 10 friends, Whistler, Dark Helmet, Commander Cody, Capt. Rex, Elite Clone Trooper #22-31, Jedi Master #37A-47A, The 6 skeletons, Cream, Cheese, Zufa Cenva, Banana Man, Pet Crow, The Football Transformer, Montross, & Capt. Underpants. The Q Continuum then disappears except for The Q Representative who remains as a watchful eye and Quinn who is granted the right to become human. The Q Representative is caught by the Ghostbusters in the containment unit, as they drive by in their Rhino, and Quinn catches a random laser blast from one of The Starship Troopers (#53 if you must know). While The Abomitrons see members of their team just disappearing randomly from the Q attack, they are also under intense attack from The Anti-Monitor. The Wonder Team’s Season 3 First Round Pick has yet to truly go off yet this season. The Anti-Monitor warps reality and then also uses an enormous burst of cosmic power to project raw energy from his body and take out all 40 of The Abomitrons Starship Troopers after he witnesses The Starship Troopers launch a surprise attack that takes out Ben Andonner, Finn McCool, Buzz-Off, and The High Evolutionary with their high-powered weaponry. The Anti-Monitor then continues his reign of terror as he destroys Luigie on his scooter, Underdog, Mrs. Voorhees, & all 15 of the Muscle Men (he didn’t realize (or care) that 5 of them were actually on his own team). Snapdragon & Crunk square off against The Mt. Dew Transformer, but Horribul & Creb come to give him a hand. The Mt. Dew Transformer still bites it, but Horribul & Creb kill their fellow Headmaster duo. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz work as a unit a take out Iron Monger, as well as Sledgehammer and Motaro; but they are then defeated by The 3 Upgraded Agents. The 3 agents then meet up with the 3 lightsaber armed Alice clones and a pitched battle ensues. This battle rages on for quite some time until the real Alice, along with Leeloo and Jill Valentine show up to lend them a hand. In the end the agents are able to take out Alice Clone #1 & 3, but then die at the hands of their look-alikes. Leeloo jumps into action and takes out all 4 of the Ghostbusters with her red lightsaber. She then takes control of their Rhino and drives it into the woods where she is surrounded by 12 combatants. Leeloo fights like the perfect being that she was created to be and takes out all 6 Wookie Soldiers as well as the 6 Ape Soldiers. Her rampage is then finally ended by Yaddle who catches her on the downturn of a perfectly executed back flip. Smaug eats Conan and then toasts The Predi-alien, Leech, and the Southpark Kids (yes including Kenny: bastard)! But Smaug is then consumed by the Asgardian fire of Surtur. Surtur then goes on to kill Horribul & Creb as well as Kirby. Strife mindblocks both Ram Man and Jesse Quick, but is then killed by the lightsabers of both of the C’Baoths. Chuck Norris runs over Ewok #74, Pres. Skroob, & Scott Evil in the mail jeep, and then kicks to death Fat Bastard and Rio-Blast as he drives by. Ben Quadrineros shoots the Mail Jeep from his F-16 and flip it over. Norris pops out unharmed and then picks up the jeep and throws it at Brawn to kill him. Jennifer Check finds herself driving her Ferrari onto a huge patch of ice where she finds that The Abomitrons have taken it over completely. Herb Brooks gives the order to attack and The entire 1980 US Hockey team, along with Olif Golzig skate over and kill her. She actually kills 6 of the Olympians, but in the end they defeat her. Lucca Brazzi goes on a rampage with his shotgun and takes out Zombie Jimmy Nuetron as well as Zombie #1 & 2. He then starts picking off members of The Rohirim until he is out of bullets. He uses his Sicilian rope to strangle Théoden King to death, but then Chuck Norris rushes back into the fray and roundhouse kicks his head off. Starfire and Raven take to the air and blow the 3 mentally linked borg out of the sky by blowing up their Y-Wing. They then fly back down to ground level and finish off their 7 buddies. They fight back against the 2 Teen Titans, but their resistance was futile. Hyperion uses his superior strength to kill Mara Jade, but he is then swallowed whole by one of the heads of Cerberus. Cerberus then crushes Rachet and consumes Mandarin as well. Eomer jumps on the hood of the Rabbit family’s Land Speeder and cuts off both of their heads, and then does the same to Mummy #1, Whiplash, & Dixie Kong before he is killed by Capt. Universe. Capt. Universe along with The Spectre then take out Pippin, Nomad & both Buckys, Tim Drake, The rest of the US Hockey Team, Herb Brooks, and Al Michaels; but luckily they do still believe in miracles and some how upsets just seem to take place when they are around, because although their level of power is significantly higher than hers, they still turn to stone when they look at Sandra O. Sandra O celebrates for a minute by allowing a tractor trailer t run over her face (her very favorite thing to do). Although she is then stomped to death by Hoppy the Marvel Bunny. Warmaster Tsavong Lah tries to use his force blocking powers against Blade, but he doesn’t realize that just because Blade has a lightsaber doesn’t mean he has the force. Blade cuts off The Warmasters head as he stands there blankly (This is the Masters of The Universe Blade we are talking about here in case anybody is confused). Cyborg uses his arm-mounted laser cannon to take out the female Simpsons in their tank while he is unknowingly stepping on Treasure Troll #17. Robin uses some killer moves to take out both Desmond Howard and Fisto with relative ease. Abon Sur takes flight and uses his power ring to take out both of the Jedi Lightsaber Scientists in their F-16’s. Anteros uses a regular old arrow (not the love kind or anything) to kill both ewoks with a pretty gnarly shot. Capt. America rides by on his motorcycle and easily takes out Princess Wensica off her 4-Wheeler, Rosey the Hobbit, Mon Mothma, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Storm Trooper #50, & Dorothy & Toto in one fell swoop. Abon Sur joins forces with Ultra Boy & Spider Boy to kill both Jorus and his clone. After that they move onto Ben Quadrineros in his F-16 and Mala. They kill War Machine & Artemis next, but Spider Boy doesn’t live thru the fight. They then manage to take out Domino, but they are killed by Gen. Zod & Non, with a little help from Gogeta. Zombie Mephisto and Zombie Darth Maul literally eat Toadette & Ninjor for lunch and then make quick work of the 12 Snow Trooper, but they meet their match when Ghost Rider takes out the zombie version of his old nemesis and Cerberus rips apart the zombie Sith. Western Ghost Rider then meets his match when the Mandalorian armored & double green lightsabered Alice flies in and dices him up. Zod and Non then make short work of Eomer and Ninjor, but they require some more help from SSJ4 Gogeta and Hoppy to finally rid themselves of Cerberus. Death Adder uses his massive axe to kill both Anteros and Sy-Clone, but these actions prompt Anti-Monitor to make a final appearance and kill the Golden Axe villain. Even the likes of Anti-Monitor and Zod seemingly back away as they realize that their teammate Primus has finally awakened and is ready to do battle. Captain America rallies his troops together to make a final push to destroy Primus. Only Cap, Chuck Norris, Starfire, Raven, Yaddle, Cyborg, & Robin (Dick Grayson) are still alive. They bravely make a push and attack the massive Transformer, but they lose.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!