Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs The Transfoamers

**It is recommended that you read The Bullies vs Oblivio first**

The Transfoamers are Acklay #2, Riik #1, Hubcap, Purple Dragon #15-20, Dark Side Adept #7-12, Gears, Siren, Highbrow & Gort, Nightbeat & Muzzle, Turbo, Ron Weasaly, Rubeus Haggrid, John Cena, Shiva, Runabout & Runamuck, Ginaz Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #19-21, Darko Milichek, Zam Wessel, Jedi Master #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Darth Rage (w/ yellow power ring), Sith Lord #16, Death Bringer, Neo-Cymek #20, Sandworm #6 & 7, Beowolf, Chemo, Predator #45, Transformers #1-10, Major William Lennox, Chief Master Sergent Robert Epps, ACWO Jorge Figuero, 1st Sergent Donnelly, (movie) Jolt, (movie) Arcee, (movie) Sideways, (movie) Mudflap, (movie) Skids, (movie) Sideswipe, (movie) Iron Hide, Decepticon #8-10, Autobot #1-5, The Fallen, Starscream's Ghost, Zombie Soundwave, w/ Zombie Frenzy, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ Atlas), Kirk Hammett (w/ A Heat Axe), & Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Jocasta Nu, Sari, Zooti Frugan, Ghost #1-7, Dark Prince Xizor, Robonino, Fedayeen #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Condor, Megator, Two-Bad, Stripe, Oroko Nagi, Votari #1-5, Thallo, & Vehicle Voltron.

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Magneto & Toad, Larfleeze, Tri-eye, Bleez, Queen Aga'po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Indigo Lantern #2, Blue Lantern #1, G'kd, Salack, Katma Tui, Larvox, Amantia, Alexander the Great on Bucephalus, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, Duncan Idaho, Thundercracker, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Widget, Hermes, X-23, Stilgar, Robert Muldoon, Longshot, Wonder Man, Oppo Rancisis, Wasp, Bat-Mite, Nosyarg Kcid, Beppo the Super Monkey, Capt. N & Duke, Gamera, Megalon, Skywarp, Adi Gallia, Rogue, (Smart) Grimlock, Aayla Secura, Bontu Sitmus, Liu Kang, Pythona, Ken, Ryu, Bub, Bob, Mangy Mouse, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Parasite, Aombie Silver Dragon #2, The N.C.I.S Crew: Gibbs, Denozzo, Mcgee, & Kate, Mike Franks, Jedi Knight #17A & 18A, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Artie & Leach, Durge, Kintaro, Lockheed, Dark Jedi Master #17A, Dark Side Akolyte #1, Dark Side Adept #1, Ttanus, Zombie Ewok #4, Bultar Swan, Widdle Wade, Ganthet & Sayd, Major "Hawk" Masterson, Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker, Hare Razin Rabbit, Magwai #1 & 2, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Hiih Ressar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Ginaz Swordsmen #11 & 12, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1, Centaur #1-6, Avian #3, Tom Bombadill, Psylocke, Link, & Quasar.


Evidentially, as you found out from the encounter between members of Oblivio and The Midgets, this match is already in progress.

I have spoken to Ganthet and Sayd and they have told me that Magneto started the match off in an absolute rage and ripped apart Vehicle Voltron and all thirty-eight Transformers that were on the opposing team. They said that no matter what either one of them would say, there was no stopping the fury that burned inside the hearts of most of their team. Ganthet told me that X-23 leapt into the middle of Metallica and eviscerated all of them. Sayd chimed in and told me that Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress took out all six Dark Side Adepts with incredible ease. “Seriously?! All of this happened already?” I asked the Oa Guardians. “This was just in the first five minutes of the match, Ryatu,” Ganthet told me. “Really? Crap. What else happened?” I asked. “Well, Thundercracker and Skywarp dive-bombed the group of Ginaz Swordsmen and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen, which no survived,” said Sayd. “Oh, and Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid made short work of all seven Ghosts the Transfoamers had on their side,” added Ganthet. “Man, did the ‘Foamers even attempt an offensive?” “Yes, actually. We have already lost Oppo Rancisis, Widget, Adi Gallia, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Artie and Leech,” said Sayd. “Wow, seven combatants? That’s it?” I asked the Guardians. “Yeah, it’s been ugly. I feel pretty bad for them,” Sayd tells me. “But I think we’ve got you pretty much caught up.” “Wait did we tell them about Titanus and Omega Supreme?” adds Ganthet. “Sigh… No… What did they do?” I ask. “Um, well, Titanus rolled over all five Fedayeens, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1 and Predator #45. And Omega Supreme blasted Purple Dragons #15-20 out of the air,” Ganthet told me. “Is that about it?” I ask the two of them. “Yes that is everything,” Sayd tells me. Back in the battle, the light spectrum team of Larfleeze, Tri-Eye, Bleez, Queen Aga’po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Katma Tui, G’kd, Salack, Larvox, Amantia, Indigo Lantern #2, and Blue Lantern #1 have formed up in the sky above the desert and are blasting the sand in an attempt to gain a rise out of the two Sandworms. Which works perfectly, but unfortunately for them, it has angered them as well. G’kd and Star Sapphire #1-3 all are killed by the Sandworms. The spectrum is however able to kill Sandworm #6. Gamera and Megalon come in and aid them in destroying the other Sandworm. Alexander the Great then rides in on Bucephalus and orders a full on assault. I then do something that no Watcher is supposed to do. I intervene. “Whoa, guys. Don’t you think you are giving it to this team a little hard?” I ask Alexander. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid then appear and are holding a sign up for me to read… “What does that say? Utayr? Oh crap………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

“Hi there. I’m Captain N. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid have trapped Ryatu in the Fifth Dimension. So I’m going to give you a quick recap of the top ten plays from the remainder of the battle. So here we go. Coming in at Number Ten is Beppo the Super Monkey flying in and flinging super poo at both Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice that blows their head clean off. Number Nine is Chemo melting six Centaurs with his toxic powers. But he unfortunately is destroyed by Omega Supreme. Speaking of which Omega is our Number Eight entrant. The massive Autobot kills Acklay #2, Riik #1, Megator, and Robonino all in one powerful blast. Number Seven is Jocasta Nu in an amazing feat of experience and defiance. She found herself outnumbered six to one against Pythona, Duncan Idaho, Mike Franks, Bultar Swan, Hare Razin Rabbit and Hiih Ressar. But the elderly Jedi took out every last one of them before she fell herself to the team of Ken and Ryu. Coming in at Number Six is actually a joint effort by Wonder Man and Rogue who both fly in and smash Death Bringer, Shiva and Dark Prince Xizor all in one quick pass. They then fly back around and destroy Two-Bad, Oroko Nagi, and Condor. Number Five is Darth Rage using his yellow power ring to make quite an impact. The Sith Lord flies in and quickly kills Major “Hawk” Masterson, Sgt. “Scout” Baker, Stilgar, Zombie Ewok #4, Avian #3 and Bontu Sitmus.

“God Damn Imps!” Ryatu shouts as he reappears. “Whoa dude, I’m kind of in the middle of giving the post match wrap up,” Captain N says to me. “I don’t care what you were doing,” I reply. “Yeah it’s pretty obvious that you don’t care what we were doing, since you couldn’t bother to show up to our match on time,” Captain N says to me. Which you know what… he’s right. I’m going to let him continue with the Countdown. “Anyways where was I? Oh yeah…” says Captain N.

Number Four is the Light Spectrum flying in and overpowering Darth Rage and his power ring, ending his killing spree. The top three is next. Coming in at number three is Starscream’s Ghost taking over Smart Grimlock’s body and using it to kill Widdle Wade, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Adept #1, Larvox, Bub and Bob. But Tom Bombadill casts a spell, which saves Smart Grimlock but kills Starscream’s Ghost. Number Two is well… it’s the Midgets overpowering and finishing off all but one member of the ‘Foamers.

And at Number One it’s Ron Weasley making an incredible last stand taking out Durge, Denozzo, McGee, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Silver Dragon #2 and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1 with several various magical spells before finally falling to X-23’s claws.

THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

The Green Lantern Ring was given to (actually taken by) Ganthet. Cosi is plus 10.