The Coach's Corner Conflict: House Elves vs Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets

House Elves: Enfys Nest, Embo, Shao Kahn, Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Dobby, White Walker #1, and White Walker #2

Evil Midgets: Vampire Yoda, X-23, Zach and Spence: Woke White Folk from Wakanda, and Nightsister Spirit

The Evil Midgets are teeing off  at twilight on hole 4, when the House Elves being to heckle them to hurry up, but Nightsister Spirit is really struggling to get a grip on the club. Irritated by the voices of the Duck family, X-23 begins to shout back and before both parties are in each others faces, except for Nightsister Spirit, who still can't pick up the club. Things escalated when out of now when Donald Duck began to have a war episode and started blastin. X-23 goes ape shit and shreds Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, and Louie, but Donald jumps on her before Shao Kahn smacks them both, making them into paste for tomorrow's dinner special.

Vampire Yoda (who may or may not be on Ketamine) starts moving around at incredible speed, bouncing and spinning. He makes quick work of Shao Kahn and White Walkers 1 and 2. Dobby has gone over to try and help Nightsister Spirit tee off, but when he realizes that there is no hope for her, he kills her. Zach and Spence use their Wakandan tech to battle with Embo and Enfys. Spence is hit by Embo's Helmet, killing him on the spot, but Zach quickly returns the favor by shooting Embo in the face. Dobby and Yoda being their fight, but Dobby clearly cannot keep up with the (allegedly) drugged up master, who stabs him through the stomach and dumps him in the sand.

Enfys is closing in on Zach, who is fighting on the backfoot to survive. Yoda, flying through the air, attacks Enfys from behind, but begins to sizzle. Spotting his weakness, Enfys launches Yoda in the sky with her power staff. As he burns up, Yoda yeets his lightsaber in the direction of Zach, who catches it and finishes Nest. Zach walks back to George Murphy's, takes a seat and a sigh, and enjoys a club sandwich.