Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Beckerman's...... are Tyrone, Warg #1-6, Velociraptor #1-9, Belle & The Beast, Hermione Granger, Carnage, Ash, Duncan Mcleod, Doomsday, Gambit, Micheal Myers, Capt. Britain, Dracula, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Sith Lord #3, The Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Capt., Arc Trooper Lt. #1 & 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Specialist, & Arc Trooper #1-5, Wolverine, Nazgul #6 w/ his Fell Beast, Dark Side Marauder #1-4, Uruk Hai #1-7, & Green Dragon #1 & 2.

Brock Sampson's...... are Brock Sampson, Guy Gardner, Howard the Duck, Beatrix Kiddo, Batgirl, Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, & Daphne w/ Scooby Dumb, Ron Popeil, Blossom, Buttercup, & Bubbles, Shatterstar, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-50, & Ewok #1 & 2.

Tyrone the Moose orders his team to hang back while they release the wargs and raptors to see if they can scare up Brock's team that has taken cover within the buildings. The Arc Troopers, are carrying a coffin and they carry it in to the nearest building and find the basement. Once it is safe they open the coffin and Dracula gets out. Brock Sampson puts his marines on raptor duty and orders his Clone Troopers to go warg hunting. Raptor #1 comes sneaking into the area where some of the Marines are hiding. Marine #13 orders his men to take aim at the lone raptor who seems to be staring right at them. The Marines shoot the raptor but just then Velociraptor #2 & 3 jump out from the sides where they were not even seen. These 2 raptors kill Marines #13-20 before they are gunned down. The remaining Marines radio there comrades to let them know about the raptors cunning hunting ability but it is a little to late. The other 6 raptors stayed togeather in a pack and attacked a larger group of marines. The Marines managed to kill every last one but with losses that they consider unexceptable. The 9 raptors may be dead, but 15 marines died with them. The wargs are racing through the street with clone troopers scattering everywhere in an attempt to kill them. Despite their armor the Wargs have no problem killing the clones. The 6 wargs take out 24 of the clone troopers before the clones finally get the last warg. Gen. Tyrone next orders his Green Dragons and Uruk Hai to attack and sends Carnage and Nazgul #6 to get up high between the buildings to scout out the enemies position. He once again orders the rest of his twisted backyardigan team to hang back, but Doomsday and Micheal Myers don't follow orders which is why they go off on their own looking for fresh blood. The 7 Uruk Hai probably would have been a better match for the less-armored marines but they attack the clones instead. They do manage to take out 4 of them with their fierce charge but they are mowed down with lazer blasts fairly quickly after that. The two green dragons swoop down next spraying 8 of the marines with poison causing them to double over in pain before they die. But that is the least of their worries as Micheal Myers starts slowly walking up on a group of 10 Marines. The Marines don't think much of 1 dude strolling up with a knife so they unload their .223 caliber rounds into him. After being hit with many rounds Myers does eventually fall but he gets right back up and starts murdering marines like crazy (because he is). Mike Myers, despite being filled with bullets kills 8 marines with his knife and bear hands before Marines # 41 & 42 pop open grenades and stick them in his clothing before they run away. Myers is blown apart by the grenades and finally finished. The Green Dragons now do a fly by on the clones and kill 3 of them with their poison breath. The clones and marines are now looking up to try to see where the dragons are going to come from next but it is not the dragons they see but Doomsday who is leaping at them. Doomsday goes on a complete rampage and is completely unaffected by the bullets and lazer blasts from the clones and marines. He kills every last marine and clone and even kills the 2 green dragons who are on his team. Doomsday just enjoys the sheer carnage of it all and could care less whether or not his team wins or loses. Velma begins spying through the windows of the building that the arc troopers went into and gets to the bottom of the mystery. She lets the rest of the gang know so Brock Sampson tells Guy Gardner that this is a job for him. Guy decides that there is no reason to actually fight Dracula so instead he creates a huge hand with his green powered ring and picks up the whole building leaving only the basement where Dracula was dwelling. This exposes Dracula to the sunlight and kills him. Guy Gardner does not have much time to enjoy this victory though as Carnage swoops in from one side and Nazgul #6 Flies in from the other. Guy Gardner shoots the Fell Beast that the Ringwraith is riding on and kills it. The Nazgul begins to free fall but Carnage catches him, not because he is a nice person but because he knows he is going to need the help of the evil former human if he is going to beat some one as powerful as Guy Gardner. The 2 of them land on top of the roof of 1 of the smaller buildings and Guy Gardner flies in to do battle with them. Carnage and the Ringwraith seperate from each other just barely dodging Gardner's first attack. Carnage sticks the Green Lantern with part of the black symbiote suit and pulls him out of the air. Guy Gardner begins to become consumed by the alien power but by sheer sense of will uses his power ring to blast Carnage away from him. He then focuses the power rings energy at Carnage and completely obliterates him. He then stops for a moment because he believes that part of the evil alien might still be on his back, but he realizes that it is not the alien at all. It was the sword of Nazgul #6 that was just stuck into his back. The wound is deep and Guy Gardner dies. Boba Fett and The Arc Troopers move against the unofficial leader of the team Brock Sampson. Sampson jumps in and easily takes out Arc Trooper #3 & 4 and Arc Trooper Lt. #2. Sampson charges at Boba Fett next but Fett back flips out of the way using his jet pack to catapult himself. He opens fire but Brock jumps out of the way and Boba Fett accidentally kills Arc #1. But in the end Brock could not handle the superior numbers and the Arc Troopers finish him off with the Arc Trooper Capt. himself getting the kill. Hermione Granger begins chasing Howard the Duck all over the city when he runs into a building to hide, he takes the elevator up to the roof of the skyscraper but when he gets up their Belle and The Beast are already there just hanging out and admiring the view and dancing? Howard the Duck gets tired of running and decides that it is time to fight (plus these 2 aren't waving magic wands at him). Howard runs at Belle and gives her a Quack-Fu drop kick right off the top of the building. The Beast jumps off to try and save her and for a second he does. He catches her and then grabs on to a flag pole that is hanging outside one of the top floor windows. The Beast begins to climb back up to the top of the building but it is difficult while he is holding Belle. Howard then thinks to himself hmmm. well it's kind of mean, but... well what the heck and he starts throwing whatever he can find at the 2 of them in hopes to knock them off. He misses with all of the rocks and sticks he finds up there but when he sees one of those stone ash trays he knows what he needs to do. He can barely lift the thing up as he throws it over the edge and it hits the Beast in the head causing him and Belle to both fall to their doom. Hermione Granger is just a couple of seconds to late to save her teammates as she busts through the door, finally finding the duck. She blasts him with her wand and sends him flying off the edge of the building. Beatrix Kiddo cuts Tyrone in half on her way to her fight with Duncan Mcleod. The 2 of them engage in an epic sword battle that is truly one for the ages. The Bride moves quickly and slices Mcleod right above his knee with her katana and then stabs him in the chest. She pulls her sword out waiting for him to die but without removing his head Duncan recovers from the injury and comes at her with his katana. She blocks his first 3 swings but Mcleod comes out on top in round 2 as he delivers a fatal blow that slices open the Bride's neck. Having battled with him many times before usually without much success, Shatterstar enlists the help of Batgirl before he moves against Wolverine. The 2 of them work very good togeather even against someone who is the best at what he does, but Dark Side Marauder #1 sees this fight happening and decides to go help out Wolverine. The Marauder charges with his lightsaber open but Shatterstar sticks both of his swords into the Marauder's chest. This was a good move but it took his attention away from Wolverine for 1 second which is way to long. Wolverine takes this oppurtunity to stick his claws into Shatterstar's neck. Batgirl is doing an excellent job of not letting Wolverine's claws get to her but she does not seem to have anything in her utility belt that can hurt Logan bad enough that his healing factor can't heal it. She does a flip and lands next to Shatterstar's swords and she picks them up. She runs at Wolverine and hits him about 3 times with the swords but Wolverine just kicks her out of the way right on top of the dead Dark Side Marauder's body, knocking both the swords from her hands. She watches as the wounds she just inflicted heal up right before her eyes. Wolverine says to her as he's kicking the swords of the dead Shatterstar away from Batgirl "sorry sweetheart but you, ain't got nothing that's gonna hurt me". Wolverine expects her to make a move to get back Shatterstar's swords but instead she comes up with the red lightsaber of the Dark Side Marauder and slices right through the adamantium skeleton of Wolverine splitting his body completely in half. Gambit spots Scooby and Shaggy in the distance and starts running after them. He chases them for several blocks as he hears Shaggy yell in the distance to his pal Scooby "like gang way". They run through an alley, then through a small shop and into the back room. Shag and Scoob then run out the back door but as Gambit is running through the door ready to pull out his energy charged playing cards Fred screams "NOW" which is the signal for Velma and Daphne to pull the ropes they are holding in their hands. Velma's rope trips Gambit and the rope that Daphne pulls causes a bucket to fall on his head. Also a skateboard comes rolling out which he steps on and goes sliding into the wall. Fred says "Now we've finally solved the mystery of the ragin cajun". Velma throws Shag & Scoob each a scooby snack and then reminds the gang that this week is an even week and that they are in a deathmatch. Scooby says "Ruh Roh" and then they pull out their pocket knives and brutally murder the knocked out Gambit. This victory is short-lived; because soon after this blood bath Capt. Britain flies in with the remaining 3 Dark Side Marauders following close behind on foot. The Marauders take out Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and his moronic cousin Scooby Dumb while Capt. Britain takes out Fred, Velma, and Daphne with 3 quick punches to their heads. Vader and his apprentice Darth Yardigan hold firm in their positions as The Power Puff Girls circle around them from above. The 2 Sith Lords deflect all of the Power Puff Girls ranged attacks with the force and with their lightsabers. They then make the mistake of trying to fly in a little closer to use their super-human strength against the 2 dark lords. Vader does a simple lightsaber spin which cuts Blossom in half and Darth Yardigan jumps into the air to stab Buttercup in her little stomach. Vader says to his apprentice "Impressive Lord Yardigan". Vader then puts his lightsaber away and begins to slowly clench his fist togeather. Bubbles grabs at her neck for a couple of seconds and then eventually falls out of the air. "All to easy" says Vader. Doomsday, who is still rampaging through the city destroying everything in his path comes across the 2 ewoks and rips them to pieces. Ash runs up to Ron Popeil to attack him with his chainsaw hand but Popeil pulls out his new Ronco portable battery chainsaw and a battle ensues. Ron might be the world's greatest inventor but nobody fights with a chainsaw like Ash. Ash digs his chainsaw limb into the neck of Mr. Popeil and kills him. Batgirl looks around and notices that she is the only one left on her team. With lightsaber in hand she moves against the remaining 3 Marauders and begins fighting with them. She is a natural with a lightsaber and they can't seem to get to her. Lord Vader, now the default leader that Tyrone is dead looks down at his team issued bracelet that says WWBD (this of course stands for What Would the Backyardigans Do). Vader then orders Boba Fett and The Arc Troopers to open fire at her. Vader considers it a more than exceptable loss that Marauder #2 & 4 are killed along with Batgirl in the onslaught.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!