Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Legion of Doom

Hannah Montana and... is Dave Bowman, Qui Gon Jinn, Agamenon and Juno, Bizarro Superman, Swimmell, Capt. Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, Gungans #1-12, Creature from the Black Lagoon (Gil-Man), and Clone Trooper #100.

Legion of Doom is Weapon Omega, the Kraken, Ewok #50, and Atreides Soldiers #11-40.

Most of the Commandos have positioned themselves on top of Agamemnon and Juno’s Submarine-like Cymek bodies. The Gungans, Swimmell and Gil-Man all are in the water ready and waiting for battle. The clear skies are lit by millions of stars, which are reflecting off of the strangely calm waters. With a mighty eruption, Legion of Doom’s forces make their presence known. The Kraken wraps several of its tentacles around Juno and crushes her beyond repair. Many more of the Kraken’s tentacles attack and kill Swimmell, and Clone Trooper #100. Bizarro Superman flies in to attack the monstrous sea creature, but is blasted by Weapon Omega. Agamemnon starts firing all his weapons at Legion of Doom. He obliterates Atreides Soldiers #11-18. Weapon Omega blasts Bizarro repeatedly, but Bizarro powers through the attack and punches a hole in the Canadian’s chest. Captain Tarpals, Jar Jar Binks, and the Gungans are then swarmed by the remaining 22 Atreides Soldiers underwater. Captain Tarpals is triple-teamed by Atreides Soldiers #23, 26 and 28, and is killed. But not before he takes down #26. The Gungans manage to kill Atreides Soldiers #33, 35, 38 and 40, but are ultimately no match for the Caladan born Atreides Soldiers. Jar Jar is about to be killed as well, when Gil-Man swims down and takes out Atreides Soldiers #19, 20, and 24. The rescue proves to be only temporarily, as the outnumbered Jar Jar and Creature from the Black Lagoon are killed by the surviving Atreides Soldiers. Agamemnon is now concentrating all his firepower on the Kraken. Bizarro Superman is using his freeze vision to freeze off tentacles as well. This is injuring the monster, but it’s not enough to finish it off. Qui Gon Jinn then makes the ultimate sacrifice by leaping right into the Kraken’s massive mouth, with his lightsaber drawn. With a loud shriek, the Kraken flails violently in the water as Qui Gon cuts through its insides. The Kraken finally falls deep down into the water, taking the Jedi Master with it. Bizarro Superman sees what appears to be a wet stuffed animal floating in the water. He flies down and scoops it up. It ends up being the body of Ewok #50, who must have been killed earlier during the heavy battle. The Atreides Soldiers begin to advance, but Dave Bowman appears and knows that his team will slaughter the soldiers. In a display of compassion, he teleports the remaining Atreides Soldiers far away, forcing their retreat.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

Did Bizarro take the dead ewok home and put it next to his pillow? If he did that would be really cute.