Season 4, Week 3: Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

“Death is only the beginning.”
-Imhotep

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 3 Match located in Baghdad. They are as follows:

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve- Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano; Fremen # 15-20; Scorponok, Terrax and Brandon Inge w/Iron Man suit and Red Light Saber.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad- Supergirl, Imhotep, Scorpion King, Sandman, Darth Scarz (w/red lantern ring), Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron and Windhammer.

Let the battle begin. . .

Brandon Inge flies through the dusty streets of Baghdad in his Iron Man suit. The Detroit Tiger is immediately ready to fight as spring training has just started and he must go back to Lakeland to battle against the Texas Rangers in 24 hours. He is struck and careens out of control. He shakes off the blow and ignites his red light saber. Inge sees Supergirl.

Inge: Who’s your Tiger, baby?

Supergirl: Cabrera!

Inge: I can see that; then again, I can see your death too!

Inge unleashes concussive blasts from his suit’s gauntlets at the Kryptonian. Supergirl shakes off the blows. The tenacious third baseman takes advantage of Supergirl’s fogginess and runs his lightsaber through her arm. Supergirl screams in pain, but manages to avoid the next barrage of weaponry unleashed by Inge. Supergirl decides that she is not going to lose a battle against not a true third baseman, but a glorified utility player on a sub-rate team. She reaches Inge and crushes the gauntlet holding his lightsaber. The lightsaber falls and Supergirl has Inge in a final hold. Supergirl manages to rip off Inge’s helmet. Inge’s last thoughts are of the “tiger growl” that Mike Illitch made after the Red Wings won their last championship. Inge’s neck is broken and his devastated body falls to the ground below. Supergirl flies away and is met by Terrax. A pitched battle occurs, but Terrax eventually knocks Supergirl out of commission with the power cosmic; Supergirl is knocked unconscious.

Fremen #15-20 rush out of a muddied hut and are met by Windhammer. The muscular humanoid with azurine skin, long blonde hair and large elf-like ears uses his fork to create an elemental dust storm around the Fremen. The Fremen are used to elements such as these and fight through the fury, reaching the Silverhawk enemy. As they are about to kill Windhammer, Sandman explodes from the ground beneath them. Sandman manipulates the sand storm around the Fremen and manages to kill Fremen #15 and 18. Imhotep joins the battle and unleashes a never-ending herd of locusts, which spring from the ground. The locusts suffocate remaining Fremen #16, 17, 19 and 20; all Fremen die.

The monstrous Scorponok joins the fray. Imhotep, Windhammer and Sandman combine their abilities and unleash the elements against Scorponok. The robot is barraged with the crystalline specks and becomes crusted with sand. Since Scorponok is unable to see as he should, he decides to transform into his scorpion mode. The robot unleashes a blast which throws the sand trio across the way. As Scorponok faces the three, a trio of Sith Lords jump from one of the buildings onto the robot. Slowly the Darths- Voltress and Ocron hack away at Scorponok’s parts. Meanwhile, Darth Scarz uses not only his lightsaber, but also his red lantern ring to pummel Scorponok. Although Scorponok manages to take some damage, it manages to shrug off major destruction. That is, until Supergirl re-awakens and joins the fray. With the combined efforts of Supergirl, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Darth Scarz and the newly revived Imhotep, Windhammer and Sandman, Scorponok eventually succumbs to its fate. Notwithstanding, Scorponok destroys Imhotep and Windhammer in the process.

In response to the devastation caused by the entire Squad team against Scorponok, Terrax takes time to shout at his foes.

Terrax: It has taken an entire team to defeat our warrior Scorponok. Alone, none of you would have stood a chance against such an outstanding champion! Together, against me and my remaining teammates, you shall face the same fate! But none of you are the combatants that Scorponok was!!!

Terrax immediately uses the power cosmic to rip apart Sandman and solidify his essence into glass. Sandman cannot readjust and dies, frozen in place.

Supergirl enters into round two against Terrax. Terrax uses the power cosmic and blasts Supergirl across the sky. As he is about to unleash his powers again from the roof where he stands, he is struck from behind by the Scorpion King. This instant allows Supergirl to regroup and fly at nearly supersonic speed into Terrax. Terrax falls to his knees. As Supergirl flies around, Terrax stands proud and decides to unleash the full fury of his cosmic powers. The air surrounding Terrax grows warm with the swarming of molecules; he will not only kill Supergirl, but all those around. As he is about to focus his powers, Terrax feels repeated stabbing pains in his chest. Terrax looks down and sees three lightsabers protruding from his chest. Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron are behind Terrax. As Terrax falls, Darth Scarz uses his red lantern ring to form into a giant scissors, which snips off the Landlak’s head.

Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano come to the fray. They immediately dispel with the Scorpion King. Tano fights valiantly, but is unable to defeat both Voltress and Ocron at the same time. Thus, although she is able to best Voltress, she falls to Ocron. Skywalker, knowing he should not, unleashes a rage that slices Ocron in two. As he turns around he faces both Darth Scarz and Supergirl. The combined powers of Scarz with his lightsaber and red lantern ring, and the Kryptonian Supergirl, are too much for the Jedi warrior. Anakin Skywalker falls.

Michael Vickz Newz Kennelz of Lurve- All dead.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad- Darth Scarz and Supergirl survive.

XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!